Showing posts with label epic. Show all posts
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Monday, July 27, 2026

KWIF: The Odyssey (+4)

 KWIF=Kent's Week in Film. Well, two weeks. Time has been occupied. 

This Week:

The Odyssey (2026, d. Christopher Nolan - 70mm projection)
Gail Daughtry and the Hollywood Sex Pass (2026, d. David Wain - in theatre)
Operation Avalanche (2016, d. Matt Johnson - amazonprime)
The Truman Show (1998, d. Peter Wier - in theatre)
Irma Vep (1996, d. Olivier Assayas - hollywoodsuite)

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Look, I've been a geek my whole life. History and literature couldn't compete with superhero comic books and sci-fi movies. As such, I've never read Homer's epic poem Odyssey. But, as one of the first great works of literature, it's resonated for over two millennia, and influenced so much media. So even without having ever read it, I have at least a passing awareness of many of the Greek king Odysseus' trials and tribulations, including the siege of Troy and the Trojan horse, the encounters with mythical beings like the cyclops, Circe, and the sirens, and the temptation of the sacred cattle, among others misadventures. But I've never seen all these stories assembled as one full tale before. Some have said it was impossible to successfully adapt, but impossible is usually just not having the courage or confidence to try (and, when it comes to making movies, it's not the filmmakers, but the studios and money people behind them that chicken out).

After 20 years it seems like Christopher Nolan has earned the trust of his backers, and they have the confidence (if not courage) to feed him whatever he needs to make whatever he wants. $250-million dollar budgeted, R-rated adaptations of a 2000-year-old Greek poems aren't what's in vogue at the movie theatres these days, but Nolan is one of the very few, maybe even the only director who is given ostensibly free reign with each film, and it's paid off every time (the only asterisk is Tenet -- time-warping superspy adventure which is absolutely my favourite Nolan movie but a great many find utterly impenetrable -- which came out during covid and never got a proper test at the box office). I thought that, maybe, The Odyssey might break Nolan's incredible streak, that it might not click with today's audiences, but, just like with Oppenheimer and Dunkirk and pretty much every non-Batman related film he's made, it's a triumph and a spectacle and people want in.

My reservations were many, and a lot of it stemmed from my ignorance of Homer's poem. What relevance does something so old have for today? Will this just be spectacle without substance? And the cast speaking without affectation (you know, the usually British affectation actors tend put on for anything historical, foreign or needing gravitas) could prove disastrous.  Well before the ten-minute mark of the film, such concerns had left my mind completely. It's hard not to be mesmerized by the sheer scale of the production.

Nolan doesn't like to tell stories in a linear fashion, and The Odyssey is no exception, but rather than being an exercise in form or a stylistic choice, it seems a necessary mechanic in order to present the stories of Odysseus' journey without making the journey the narrative.  Instead, the tales of the lost king of Ithaca are told, either from the memories of others who were there, or from Odysseus (Matt Damon) himself as he tries to recapture memories from the void of his lotus-addled mind.  He tells his stories to Calypso (Charlize Theron), who may, or may not, be his captor. 

Meanwhile, back in Ithaca, Odysseus' long absence, and lack of word of his post-Troy adventures, have cast doubt upon his continued claim to the throne. His wife, the queen Penelope (Anne Hathaway), has spent years fending off a gaggle of suitors who gather in her hall, consuming the state's food and wine in lavish feasts, all in mind of claiming her and the throne. The Prince Telemachus (Tom Holland) is small and doesn't have his father's physical strength or cunning, but he has heart, still inviting beggars and travelers into the feast, as Zeus' will demands.  Telemachus lives in the shadow of his father, and while he doesn't desire the throne, he sees the suitors as boors and louts and not a one suitable to lead under the laws of the gods they worship.  Penelope, though, hasn't given up hope of Odysseus' return, and herself doesn't see any need for a man to claim the throne where she currently sits.  The suitors try to bait Telemachus into fights so that his claim to the throne can be "rightfully" disregarded if he's killed in an act of self defence.  Telemachus leaves Ithaca to seek answers, but that just puts him in even more danger.

We see the fateful climax to the Trojan War from at least three different perspectives throughout the film. The first is the legend, the tale of the glorious victors and Odysseus' strategic genius in the ploy of the Trojan horse. The second is the harrowing tale of the warriors' time inside of said horse, the unglamorous reality of it all. The third is from Odysseus' own recollections, using Zeus' law of providing hospitality, of welcoming offerings of peace as a gateway for their own violent ambitions.  Odysseus' men get the gates of Troy open, the waiting army of Agamemnon enter and slaughter the sleeping town with no discretion.

In leaving Troy, Odysseus opts to take the long route home, rather than follow Agamemnon, and this one ill decision leads to a series of misadventures which continue to cost him the lives of his men. The meeting of the cyclops is a horror show, but in managing their escape, Odysseus take a spiteful shot at the creature, a child of Poseidon. The men start to believe their journey is cursed as a result, the god of the seas taking his vengeance upon them.  They are assailed by giants, turned into pigs, eaten by sea creatures, and their only way to get back on track, to finding their way home is to visit the dead. There, Odysseus has to face the men he left behind, the men whose bodies he didn't honour, and the predictions of the future, the choices he will have to make. Odysseus has defied the gods over and over again, and is punished for it. 

The Odyssey is weirdly a pro-religion film, one that talks about obeying the laws of gods, and shows the punishments that happen if you don't. Odysseus' point for so long was that his will, his strength, and his intellect were all that mattered. In the belly of war for ten years, he lost his heart, his compassion, his humanity, and in doing so lost almost everything. If the film is telling us anything, it's not that religion is good or that obeying the gods is good, but respecting your fellow man is good. That charity is good. That contrition and compassion is good. At the center of pretty much every major religion is these ideas of being of service to gods is to be of service to your community and fellow man. But rather than look at this as a film telling you to go to church, or synagogue or mosque or whatever, it's telling you to respect and empathize, and look outside your own needs and ambitions, to use your status for something greater, not for self.

As well, the tale of Odysseus is about the traumas of war. History like to create heroes and epic tales out of battle, but such history ignores the humanity behind it.  By the time he returns home, Odysseus does not see himself as a great warrior, a hero or a legends, but a man with the burden of honouring those whose lives he cost. Accompanying him throughout the film is a spectre (Zendaya), a being that both haunts and guides him, setting him on a more righteous path, if slowly. In the end, when Odysseus says he needs to honour the dead, I don't think he's just talking about his men.  What we never actually see in the film are the gods themselves, but there's enough fantastical elements to makes us feel their presence.

The production of The Odyssey is incredible. The lighting feels so natural, in a Barry Lyndon  sort of way where all the indoor light seems to be coming from either torches, candles or windows, and the natural light outdoors is highlighting everything. I loved that there's minimal make-up in the film as well. The lines and freckles on Anne Hathaway's face weren't present in The Devil Wears Prada 2 but they make her stunning and captivating here. You want to study all the faces on screen, in a way glossier productions don't.

While most assuredly there's digital effects in the film, it seems largely a practical production. The ships look real, as does the beautiful wide shots and overhead views of them on the waters from ace cinematographer Hoyte Van Hoytema. I don't really want the mystique of it all spoiled, but I also want to know how far asea  they took those boats.

Back once again with Nolan is composer Ludwig Göransson. I'm a big fan of Göransson, his compositions usually are a highlight, often attention grabbing in their uniqueness while complementing the visuals. Here, for the most part, Göransson steps back, letting his compositions rest in the shadows, rarely calling attention to themselves, but nonetheless being fantastic and exactly what the film needs.

It's the first feature length film to be completely shot on IMAX cameras, but getting into one of the few proper IMAX theatres to see it is a challenge all its own at the moment, and given how in-demand the format is, there may not be enough time and enough seats to satisfy demand before (I assume) the latest Spider-man film takes them over.

I was rapt for the entire two hours and fifty-two minute runtime of the film. While the spectacle is what would normally entice me, my favourite moments were all two-handers, scenes between two characters. These moments of intimacy or intrigue are the film's greatest strength and what will have me returning to the film many more times.  Try to tell my younger geek self that I'd be more drawn to people talking than fighting giants or men getting turned into pigs or massive battles, and he wouldn't believe you.

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I listen to more than a few movie and comedy podcasts, and one of the recurring conversations is the sorry state of comedy in cinema. There just aren't many comedies released in cinemas anymore, and when they are they're certainly not reaching the surprise blockbuster status that they were in Jim Carrey/Ben Stiller/Steve Carrell/Will Ferrell/Kevin Hart heyday of the 2000s. There's many reasons for this, not the least of which the business model shifted from being American box-office centric to international box-office centric, and comedy doesn't tend to translate well into other languages, and some comedic sensibilities don't cross borders well.  As well, Marvel's success in all ages and all regions brought humour to action franchises, which meant that "funny films" had to also be spectacles.

The "Marvel Age" of cinema is over. We're in a new transitional state right now where all different types of films are hitting big, from horrors to epics to chick flicks to video game adaptations, but there hasn't been a blockbuster comedy in a long, long time. I can't think of one from this decade that jumps out to me, in spite of there being at least a few great comedies that didn't get a lot of attention or explode the box office (maybe the relaunches of The Naked Gun last year and this year's Scary Movie come close to blockbuster status?).

For comedies to be big they tend to need either an authorial voice (like a Judd Apatow or Taika Waititi) behind the camera, or a commanding comedic presence in front of the camera. The industry hasn't let either of these truly build over the past 15 years. Most of our former big names have receded to TV or their stand-up careers, and the good comedy filmmakers have moved into making more serious productions.

David Wain is a comedy writer-director who emerged out of the expansive comedy troupe The State in the late 90's, and director of the cult comedy Wet Hot American Summer. That film was released in 2001 but seemed to take a decade or longer to grow in popularity. His biggest hit, Role Models, was in 2006, but it didn't share the same sensibilities of Wain's State/Wet Hot/Stella/We Came Together work. It seemed more a work-for-hire film that succeeded on the back of Paul Rudd's plentiful charms. 

Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass, co-written with Wain's The State mate Ken Marino, feels very much like a Wain work, but the difference here is that Wain and Marino and their State colleagues have spread out among Hollywood in the intervening years, establishing connections and embedding themselves into the industry.  It doesn't mean their comedy style has been accepted and their films are any easier to get made though.

So many of my podcasts (both film and comedy podcasts) are celebrating the release of Wain's latest, and trumpeting its comedic delights. There's a real desire from the film nerds and comedy geeks to try and make original comedies successful in cinemas again, and it seems they want Wain's latest to be a part of that. The only trouble is, Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass isn't good, and it's certainly not great. It's fine at at best.

The story of the film is narrated by Frank the mailman (Fred Melamed), a casual acquaintance of the titular Gail Daughtry, and sort of the outside observer of the events of this film (which makes no sense since he's in Gail's midwestern hometown and not in L.A. where the majority of the film takes place). He regails us with the brief history of Gail (Zoey Deutch), a super-upbeat, congenial, likeable, kind and slightly naive hairdresser who is keen to get married to her childhood sweetheart Tom Soursap McNoodleman (Michael Cassidy, putting in every effort to channel as much Paul Rudd-ness as he can). A salon conversation about "celebrity sex passes" spills out into Gail and Tom's evening out where Tom immediately answers "Tilda Swinton". But after attending a bookreading from Jennifer Aniston (who is doing a reading of her new cookbook, a solid joke), Tom muses that he might change his answer from Swinton to Aniston.  Next thing you know Gail's catching him boning Jennifer Aniston. 

A fortune teller tells her the only way to save her upcoming marriage is to balance things out. So Gail decides to join her salon-buddy Otto (Miles Guttierez-Riley) on a trip to a hairdressing convention in Los Angeles, with the intention of find Jon Hamm, her celebrity sex pass, and getting dirty with him.

Upon landing in the airport, two mob-coded goons (Jo Lo Truglio and Matthew Jason Cwern) come across Henry Winkler and ask for a photograph (the joke here is they think he's John Travolta from Welcome Back Kotter). Gail offers to take the photo and puts down her suitcase, which is, of course, the exact same type that the goons just put down, and of course the cases get mixed up.

At this stage I thought the film was going to fully dovetail into Gail and Otto on the run from the mob to the point that we forget about the sex pass until a late third-act intervention of one Jon Hamm, leading to the reminder of the film's title, because that would be a good joke. But no, the majority of the film is about Gail and Otto collecting people on their quest to get Gail laid by the star of Mad Men while largely unbeknownst to them, the mob is after them.

They're joined by junior talent agent Caleb (Ben Wang) who gets fired for helping them, Hamm's down-on-his-luck Mad Men co-star John Slattery (John Slattery), and hard-up nice-guy paparazzo Vincent (Marino).  Their adventure starts with looking for Hamm, finding Hamm, getting turned away by security, but with the promise of a meeting if they pitch him a great movie. They find the mixed-up suitcase with all the nefarious mob plans and it spells out a big-time spy movie plot, only then the mafia get in their way, and the third-act becomes a silly, hyperviolent escape scenario before the inevitable climax (pun intended) and coda. 

Like I said, The State crew have proliferated in the industry, made some friends and contacts, and so there's a lot of resting on the mere appearance of a Jennifer Aniston or Jon Hamm or other celebrity cameos in this film to sell a joke. That would be fine if the film didn't transport the story into L.A. where so much of the humour rests upon inside Hollywood or L.A. jokes. Of course the movie podcasts I listen to love this, they're obsessed with Hollywood, and the comedy podcasts from L.A. types love jokes about their city. Put them together and this film has its head up its own ass for most of the production.

It seems like the product of people who don't have any other frame of reference to devise comedy from. It's not that there's not funny ideas, performances, or even good jokes, it's that the majority of them rest in this very narrow realm of interest, and rely so heavily on the audience to be invested in that very narrow realm of interest.  

It might just be that I was not in the mood for this movie when I watched it, but a good comedy -- a good movie -- should transport you out of whatever you're feeling and into the world of the film, and so much of what I was thinking about was how insular and annoying Hollywood and Hollywood types seem from the outside.  Perhaps in a few years this will unveil itself in a Wet Hot... secret success kind of way, but Wet Hot... had a pretty transcendent conceit (an 80's-style summer camp sex comedy where full grown adults are playing the teens). I don't see such a conceit here.

In a more robust comedy ecology, this would be just another satisfactory offering among many. Since there's not really any other comedies dropping, there's almost too much pressure for this little niche comedy to succeed. Also, not for nothing, the title is an unruly mess.

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Speaking of comedies, writer-director Matt Johnson's Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie has become the cult hit comedy of the year (not a blockbuster, but well reviewed and admired). I really enjoyed it, as well as Johnson's previous film Blackberry, enough that I've been extremely curious to watch Nirvanna The Band The Show (now available on Hulu in the U.S. and coming to Disney+ on August 7) and Johnson's first film Operation: Avalanche.

While Blackberry is a very different film than Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie, Johnson's style is very specific. He has a preference for handheld cameras, he's seemingly disinterested in precise framing or  lighting and he likes things to feel in vérité style, as if it were a documentary.  In Blackberry Johnson didn't attempt the conceit of a documentary film crew, but in Nirvanna the yadda yadda, Johnson who acts and co-stars with Jay McCarroll, is keenly aware and often mugging directly to the camera. The cameraman is indeed a third-party in the film.  

I knew Operation Avalache had something to do about faking the moon landing, but I had no other expectations from the film. I was surprised to find that, much like Nirvanna the etcetera, Matt Johnson is playing Matt Johnson, and working with a documentary crew, only in this case this alt-reality Matt Johnson works for the CIA in the 1960's and is posing as a filmmaker in NASA trying to root out a Russian spy.  In the process Johnson and his crew discover that NASA can't actually land their lunar module on the moon, putting the U.S.'s success in the space race in jeopardy. 

So, Johnson decides to pivot, at first without the knowledge of his superiors, and then with the aide of, to fake the moon landing. The launch and orbit will be real, but the landing will be pre-recorded and transmitted from the spacecraft. The ploy is known as, naturally, Operation Avalanche.

It's a fun movie, but a bizarre one, especially in the metatext. The angle of Matt Johnson playing a character with the his own name, and Matt Johnson behaving in a not-too-dissimilar fashion to how the Matt Johnson character in Nirvanna the blah blah behaves, camera mugging included, it has a weird effect in confusing the audience about how they're supposed to feel about the tone at any given moment.

For the most part, the first two acts of this film are comedic, and so when it tries to frame a serious and/or meaningful conversation between Johnson and his CIA colleague Owen Williams (played by Owen Williams) it's hard to really settle into the drama of it. The third act takes a semi-logical pivot into conspiracy thriller, but it is a pretty wild tonal shift that doesn't fully hang together when Johnson can't stop mugging for the camera even when he's not really trying to. 

There's an immense amount of creativity and wonderful visual trickery in this film.  In the film itself the characters are trying to perform, ostensibly, a magic trick with their production, and the film we're watching is doing the same thing. It's never not entertaining even if it doesn't all hang together smoothly.  I do have to wonder what the fully comedic version of this would look like, just as I wonder what the fully conspiracy thriller version of this story would look like. The film itself doesn't satisfy either of these curiosities, but does largely satisfy on its own terms.

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Something I don't do enough is see old movies at the theatre, and by "old" I mean anything that isn't a current release. Beyond my favouritest movies, or older films I haven't seen that are kind of "event" movies when they're being screened, I don't see a reason for going out of my way when I can just watch it at home. I guess I love seeing new movies at the theatre, less enthused by anything else.

The Truman Show is not one of my favouritest movies... far from it. I watched it once in theatres back when it was released and I don't think ever again. It further cemented the fact that Peter Weir movies AND Jim Carrey movies just really weren't my thing. My favourite podcast, Blank Check, just finished going through the Wier filmography and they were pretty vocal about their admiration for their film. I mean, it was nearly 30 years ago, and I view films much a lot fairly a bit differently now than I did back then. I'm certainly a more experienced film-goer at the very least.  Perhaps, just maybe, there's some secret sauce to The Truman Show I didn't appreciate before.  Maybe the Blank Check crew taking me through Wier's films in such depth will have me appreciating his work in a way I certainly didn't before.

The answer to these hypothetical is "nope". Didn't happen. 

The lingering impression of The Truman Show was primarily how Carrey -- at the time attempting his first transition out of rubber-faced physical comedian persona -- was all wrong for the part.  With fresh eyes I know I was wrong on that assessment... he was mostly wrong for the part. If the Jim Carrey of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind or Man on the Moon were in the role, then I think it would have played for me much better. Instead, the Carrey of 1998 was still in extreme mugging and overly gesticulating mode. Yes, he reigned it it for The Truman Show, but it's also evident that he didn't know how to perform without it. He seems like he's fighting his true goofy nature every minute on screen and, much like watching Matt Johnson in Operation Avalanche above try to not mug for the camera while in conspiracy thriller mode, Carrey can't help himself even though the titular Truman is a really dramatic part.  Truman was a role he needed to break him out of the mold he put himself in, but I don't know that it served the film the best with him in the part.

Weir, I've probably mentioned before, is not a director whose work I have much affection for. I struggle to find the specific film of his that resonates with me, mainly because the ones I have seen (most of those multiple times and involuntarily) don't engender me to watch any others. Even the Blank Check recap didn't entice me to follow along, week-by-week, film-by-film. (I rewatched Picnic at Hanging Rock and that's it... I would like to reassess Fearless). Here, I find a solidly made, solidly executed film, but a real lack of style.  

If ever there was a film that needed style, it's The Truman Show.

Here we have a fantastical future reality where the TV and social landscape has been transformed by 24-hours-a-day coverage of Truman's life, all of it a manufactured reality around him, built inside the only other man-made structure to be seen from outer space other than the Great Wall of China (which you can't even, but nevermind... it's all flights of fancy anyway, so why fact check anything). The world Truman lives in is sort of a retro-50's/early-60's aesthetic which never evolved, but the production had the capacity to go really weird alt-history future in Truman's world and it's so sad they didn't.

Beyond just boring choices in costuming and sets, Weir doesn't effectively use the pov shot nor experiment enough with different aspect ratios or camera formats to most effectively tell the story. So very often in the movie it is absolutely unclear whether we're watching Truman as a viewer would watch from home in the world within the world (or perhaps the editing booth) or if it's the meta view from Weir's actual lens. There was such opportunity to do something really different there (I had just watched Backrooms again, and We're All Going To The World's Fair in the days before, both films which use different lenses to view the protagonist, as if we watching through different screens, and then, at times watching people watching screens... these films really get how to use media in a way Weir was only kind of thinking about, but didn't seem to put his full effort into it (unless the studio shut down the idea for being to "out there").

The Truman Show came out just when reality TV was taking off in North America. It certainly hadn't taken over most of the networks and account for the majority of TV programming like it does today, and the internet certainly wasn't a think for videos like it is today. The point is, there's a case to be made for rebooting The Truman Show and examining the attention and fame economy as a result.

The film is moderately enjoyable, but I found myself more frustrated than entertained. I'm sure others might find it charming or conceptually intriguing, and I can't deny that it has its charms and that the concept isn't strong. It's just not executed to my desired tastes.

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I remember hearing the title Irma Vep around the time it came out, possibly because it was playing at my local film fest, or maybe it was reviewed in my student newspaper at the time. However I heard about it, it's a name that's stuck fast in my brain for decades, even if nothing else about it was retained.

Smash cut to the pandemic times when director Olivier Assayas decided to remake Irma Vep into a TV miniseries starring Alicia Vikander. It was only at this time, over 25 years later, that I really knew what the plot was about. In the 1996 film, the great Maggie Cheung plays a fictional version of herself. She's come to France to appear in a remake of the classic silent film Les vampires, playing the lead role of Irma Vep.

Not really speaking or understanding French, Maggie is a bit lost amidst the conversations around her, and can only intone the chaos that's taking place around her on the set. The director (Jean-Pierre Léaud) is having a meltdown, a crisis of confidence, and wants Maggie to be his muse for the project, which she just kind of rolls with. Meanwhile Zoé (Nathalie Richard) in makeup befriends Maggie and is really smitten. Things get a little awkward at a dinner party Zoé brings her to.  Maggie one night dons her character's cat suit and heads out into the night on her own adventure, sneaking around the rooftops and through hallways, thieving like Catwoman. And there's much fighting on set, the production seems troubled, and every reporter just wants to talk to Maggie about how awful and pretentious French films are compared to American films.

The film is Assayas trying to resolve where French cinema was in the 1990s. The new wave was far enough in the rear view mirror to not even be relevant anymore, and, at least in the film, nothing meaningful had taken place in the country since. There's a crisis afoot, about whether French film should be populist, or expand its appeal beyond its borders, or stay deeply and truly artistic and extremely French. It never really resolves these questions it asks.

It is in the cinema vérité stile, but really keeping with the single camera, and minimizing edits. It's not documentary style, it really gets intimate with its cast, getting right in their faces at times. It's a brief-ish movie at 99 minutes, but at times is a little naval gaze-y. It seems loosely plotted and perhaps unscripted (minimal research says it was loosely scripted and shot with only one take per shot) and it feels very run-and-gun. The performers are all charming, but the general idea of the film, to fall back on my critique of Gail Daughtry..., is up it own ass. It's a filmmaker making a film about how hard filmmaking is, and most of the film's commentary is about how hard it is to make a film. Hardly earth-shaking stuff...but maybe a little more unique in 1996? If this had been truly about viewing things from Maggie's perspective, then it would have been a pretty fascinating film, but she's only occasionally our central figure and the lens never really settles on her like it does for director Rene or Zoe.

My intent was to go straight from the film to the HBO miniseries, but the film was such a nothingburger of  a story that I couldn't be bothered. One's mileage may vary.

Sunday, April 19, 2026

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): Avatar: Fire and Ash

2025, James Cameron (True Lies) -- download

James Cameron hasn't really been in the director's chair all that much considering the lauded place he has in Hollywood. I mean, Titanic was 1997 and the Avatar movies (insert joke from the Peanut Gallery about the Fire Nation) have been his only fiction-based films since. Obviously he has money to throw around and I guess I am glad he does, because these movies would not be made without his bank. I am a fan of the franchise, but even I see the diminishing returns in the spectacle. Except that doesn't show on the books -- let's say it cost $500 million to make, it has already made $1.4 billion... billion. And the digital release just came out. The story isn't over, not even close.

Well, kind of close -- two more?

Also, you opened the last movie's post with pretty much the same thought.... I guess we will never get over the idea that Cameron still exists.

This movie is just so so so pretty. I waited until a decent 4K copy came out [to pirate], as there was no way I was sitting for 3+ hours in a cinema chair. Sure, I would likely be enraptured the entire way through, but my butt would not be; I would end up a fidgeting, twisting mess at the two hour mark. Thus, I generally watch these movies at home, in 4K and even then, pace them over a few days. But to repeat, so very pretty !! The colours are lush, the melding of CG and human is almost seamless and the scale is epic.

I am not going to uber-recap a 3+ hour movie. 

It picks up almost immediately after the last one, where The Family Sully had fought off the evil RDF Corporation's whaling ships, but at the cost of one of their sons. They are still in the same quandary -- they had supposedly hidden away from the humans with the green-skinned, seafaring Metkayina. The Sullys are a danger to their people, so they decide to join with some floating traders, to get even further away. That idea is quickly dashed in an attack by Mangkwan Raiders, fire-using Na'vi that have no compunction against killing others for their own gain. The Sullys are separated from each other, Spider (Jack Champion, Scream VI) almost dies, but is miraculously saved by Kiri (Sigourney Weaver, Alien) who calls upon "nature" to alter his lungs, allowing him to breathe Pandora air. Quaritch (Stephen Lang, VFW) is still trying to catch the Sullys, RDF still wants whale-gunk but now they also want Spider and his ability to breathe air. The Mangkwan graduate from scary ashen skinned raiders to an entire clan of "evil" Na'vi who abandoned the ways of Eywa after she "allowed" a volcano to erupt and destroy their forest homes. Lots of conflict, back n forth, rescues, hatred and grief is explored and we are back to a climax with another whaling convoy with even bigger boats, but now supported by attacks from the Mangkwan. But the Sullys convinced the whales to break their sacred oaths and fight alongside the Na'vi and eventually Kiri convinces Eywa's nature to help... which IIRC was also a component of the first movie, which makes it confusing as to why its a Big Thing here.

And no, a long drawn out paragraph is not an uber-recap as there would be much much much more from a three hour movie.

In a lot of ways, this movie was just a re-hash of the last movie. Given its only been three years since the last, and not fifteen, there was no great need to devote time to vast amounts of exposition. Oh, its there alright, but just enough to fill in "new viewers" as all franchises are wont to do. But it doesn't dominate.

The dramatic weight at the centre of this movie is their son's death, and the change it makes in them all. Sure, he died heroically, but in the end, it wasn't for much. And it destroys Neytiri (Zoe Saldaña, Amsterdam), more than the destruction of her homeland and most of her people did not. Through her mourning period, Jake (Sam Worthington, Terminator Salvation) deals with his own grief in the only way he knows how -- be angry. She takes her own anger out on their adopted son Spider, Quaritch's actual son, rejecting him from what has been his family for sixteen years. The problem is that the weight is not as heavy as Cameron would hope. 

There are just too many characters in this movie, and he tries to give them each some emotional journey, which ends up making all of them feel rushed. Quaritch is torn between "being a Marine", his connection to his son and his connection to his own body; the movie flip-flops constantly between "oh, he's gonna help" to "such a bastard!". Kiri is still dealing with her own origins, given that was born of an avatar body and has no definable "father", and yet Eywa keeps on rejecting her. Neytiri is viciously angry at the pink skins, even Jake. The remaining kids have their own side story with the whales. Spider is torn between the Sullys and Quaritch, his human origins and his new closer connection to the Na'vi, and Kiri. And Jake is just Jake-ing along, still spouting Marine nonsense, still convinced he's the centre of everything, and ... well, in this movie, he isn't. He's a tertiary character at best. As a person he's not floundering anymore than he ever was, but as a character, I just didn't see any of his points of being. There are just far too many damn characters in this franchise now, and Cameron is desperate to give them all something to do.

Cameron wants his Lord of the Rings, an ensemble cast, an epic story with Big Ideas, but he doesn't have a tight destination in mind. Or at least it doesn't feel that way. The Sullys cannot just keep running away from the humans, as they have already learned the greedy colonizers will keep coming back, keep destroying Pandora culture and ecology and never stop hunting Jake down. What's the end goal? Utter destruction of all human life seems pointless (there are always more corporate colonizers), and at least the humans aren't bent on full planet-wide genocide -- its just not cost effective; yet. So, either Cameron skips right past the Epic and finds smaller stories to tell, or he does the most realistic thing -- find a way for Everyone to Just Get Along. And the latter will have my eyes rolling back until they hurt, given how unrealistic it is.

Afterthought. Despite having top billing in the movie title and poster, the Mangkwan (raiders) are such a non-entity in the overall arch of the story. They are just more flavouring for the cultures of Pandora, a not so creative attempt to say that not all Na'vi are indigenous, one-with-nature flower children of different colours. Their leader Varang (Oona Chaplin, Game of Thrones) is given so much promotional material screen time, but... yawn.

Tuesday, September 9, 2025

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning

2025, Christopher McQuarrie (Jack Reacher) -- download

Wait. WTF. This guy has directed SIX movies, four of them were MI movies and all but one of them were Tom Cruise vehicles?!? 

Muse or captor?

I am sort of assuming this will be the last of the "M:I" movies given its been 30 years of movies, and despite McQuarrie's comments saying otherwise, its about time, no?

I was determined to watch this movie as I have watched all of them before -- with a sort of detached enjoyment for the sheer spectacle of it all. But given I have only previously written about three of the eight (Ghost Protocol, Rogue Nation, and Dead Reckoning), I have not had the chance to ramble on about my initial dislike for the whole thing, until I aged and replaced heated opinions with "meh" and maybe even tempered ironic joy.

I wish the Search in Blogger was better; entering in "Mission:Impossible" just led to too much, and I ended up settling on "Cruise" to find the three.

You will note, your "tempered ironic joy" is more than a little peppered by annoyance. So, maybe that initial dislike lives through age.

When the first came out, I was deep in my That Guy stage of film watching. I recall not being all that interested in them, but I likely was also in my "see every single released movie" stage, so I did... see them. I was likely OK with them, dealt with my dislike for Cruise and spectacle (i.e. Bay-splosions) movies. Now in my "old age", they have become a sort of nostalgic action-espionage-lone-tough-guy series, akin to be the James Bond of the last thirty years, like classic Bond-movies were when I was younger.

Not sure I want to expand further. Maybe later, if I choose to do another rewatch and a "series minded" post like Kent's. Probably not.

When we last left our intrepid hero (and as Kent has pointed out, these movies have become entirely about one person -- Ethan), in this intentionally split movie, he had recovered the Cuneiform Key and.... and what, I am not sure. Even re-reading my post on the movie, I was not sure. We know the Key had something to do with a Russian sub that, despite its really advanced AI-powered defense system, had been tricked into launching a torpedo against itself, and sunk below the icey waters. But the key, in two pieces on chains on people's necks, floated up to be discovered by someone, so it could become a MacGuffin for the first half of the movie. What we do know is that the Key offers assistance in controlling an Evil AI that Ethan will not trust into any government's hands, not even his own. So, that means, you guessed it, he is disavowed again.

Uh dude, its "cruciform" not "cuneiform". The latter is writing system used in Mesopotamia while the former just means "the form of a cross". I honestly would prefer they wedge some weird pseudo-historical reason into the naming of the key instead of just saying "its cross shaped" but ... sure, cruciform does sound neat.

But in this new movie, the AI has been making vast strides to taking over the world. In an entirely unexpected superhero-movie level plot, shit has escalated so quickly and so dire-ly that it won't be long before all nuclear super-powers are controlled by the Evil AI which has been named The Entity, and will launch The Missiles, ending humanity.

Cue head-canon where The Entity is actually Skynet and Ethan Hunt will eventually spawn John Connor by going back in time to the 80s.

Ethan (Tom Cruise, Risky Business) really wants to find Gabriel (Esai Morales, La Bamba), his arch-nemesis (for reasons) who once worked directly for The Entity, but is now on the run, having been disavowed by The Entity. But he needs a few more people to pretend it isn't just him doing everything, so he breaks Paris (Gabriel's once hench-person; Pom Klementieff, Une pure affaire) out of jail, and simultaneously convinces one of her handlers, Degas (Greg Tarzan Davis, Woke), to come along for the fun -- I do not know why he is in the movie (because they wanted to have someone named Tarzan in the credits?). They do find Gabriel but in turn, Ethan and Grace (Hayley Atwell, The Prisoner) are captured, so we can get some very intense staring between the two, a natural progression of the googley eyes from the previous movie.

They escape, but they also learn about Gabriel's method for communicating with The Entity, a tech-coffin that was apparently developed from the same, but different, MacGuffin as The Entity itself -- the Rabbit's Foot, the thing they were chasing after in Mission: Impossible III which we all thought was supposed to be a bio-weapon because a) it had a biohazard sticker, and b) they called it the anti-God (i.e. anti creator). Whatever, CALL BACK !! Ethan goes into the tech-coffin and gets a glorious depiction on exactly how and why The Entity will end the world. i.e. a re-working of Terminator 2: Judgement Day. The Entity also points out to him that Luther (Ving Rhames, Lilo & Stitch), who is apparently hacking together an anti-Entity virus will likely die, if not from the cancer he suddenly has, then from the (in)actions of Ethan, BUT if Ethan lets him to the digital equivalent of the Global Seed Vault in Svalbard, things might be different. Ethan's all nuh-uhhhhh.

Cue Ethan running away saying "shit shit shit shit shit shit". Also, cue the constant paradox of the movies stating Only Ethan Can Prevent Forest Fires while constantly accusing him of being willing to sacrifice the entire world to protect his team.

Ethan decides he has to find the Russian Sub from the last movie, because from it, he can find The Entity's source code which will help... defeat it? Things get a bit convoluted here. The anti-Entity virus, or Poison Pill that Luther made, needs to be combined with The Entity's source code, which can only be found in the sunken sub. I can only assume that because The Entity is already out there, in the Internet, that blowing up the sub would accomplish nothing. Either way, the prediction comes true, as Gabriel steals the Poison Pill, blows Luther up and runs away.

Cue Ethan screaming with a Kirk "Khaaaaaaan" face.

Ethan and crew are taken into custody and brought before the POTUS, who is Erika Sloane (Angela Bassett, Strange Days) from previous movies. The US and a few other countries have a choice. They can preemptive strike before The Entity takes over all other countries and nukes them, or they can trust Ethan. Only Ethan. There is a bit of fun recollecting of all the other times he has saved the world, but with a good amount of collateral damage (e.g. The Kremlin go boom, fall down) doing the usual thing of ignoring the question of what would have happened if he hadn't been there at all. This again brings this movie back into superhero realms -- if The Avengers hadn't been around, things would have been much much worse, but they still get blamed for being the catalyst, not the protector.

Hmmmm, Ethan is the new Captain America?

They give Ethan an aircraft carrier with Rebecca Welton (Hannah Waddingham, Coupling) as Admiral Neely, to help him find the sunken sub that nobody knows the location of, while the world is on the verge of nuclear Armageddon. Also, just so we don't forget that Ethan does have a team, they send the rest to a remote Canadian island with some sort of listening post that probably knows the actual location of the sub; maybe. To keep The Entity from knowing they are close to its source code, they will transmit the coordinates via analog morse code. Fun!

Also, they do a double-fun callback to the guy who lost his job because Ethan broke into his unbreak-in-able data vault all the way back in the FIRST MOVIE !! CALL BACK !!!

So, Ethan gets dumped by Rebecca into the frigid waters where he is picked by a US submarine run by a very nice man with a very nice voice, and provided with some equipment to go down to the Russian submarine, because they got the requested coordinates at the very very last second. This is the best sequence in the whole movie, as Ethan climbs into the mostly still sealed sub, to pry the source code of The Entity from its protected container shell, before the dislodging submarine slides off the continental shelf into oblivion. And just because the stakes aren't high enough, Ethan has to strip off his protective deep dive suit in order to escape the sub, but that means... the bends + freezing to death + running out of oxygen. No matter, Grace has appeared above to heal him with the power of her googley eyes, and the portable decompression chamber she brought along. He has what he came for, a funky MacGuffin doodad that...

To be honest, I am not sure how this whole Rube Goldberg Linkin' Logs idea actually works, or how it got formulated. The idea is that Luther's Poison Pill plugs into the Podkova (the doodad Ethan just recovered) as if Luther knew the interface, and they will do it in the Digital Seed Vault, which will attract The Entity (because it wants to hang out in the Seed Vault while it destroys the world) while they use a fabulous crystal storage drive to CAPTURE The Entity. 

Its all rather wonderful Star-Trekian technobabble which makes no sense, but leads to another daring chase scene after Gabriel steals the Poison Pill and flies off in a colourful plane, and Ethan follows in another colourful plane. Also, Benji's (Simon Pegg, Spaced) been shot so Paris has to operate on him (the whole pen as a breathing hole trick) while Grace performs some crash course networking. Ethan catches Gabriel, punches it out in a crashing plane, plugs Tab A into Slot B (these devices have some fantastic wireless connectivity distance) and Grace captures The Entity in its glittery crystal cage.

I think the Internet was supposed to have been destroyed by this action? Either way the world has not been nuked, and everyone is happy. Ethan is un-disavowed for the umpteenth time. Until the next movie.

Yah, I went into the movie more than a little gleeful and optimistic despite my annoyance with... well, all the last ones. I guess my rose-coloured glasses for silly spectacle were firmly on despite Kent's dire warning. I didn't hate it because it is silly fun, but.... c'mon folks, after thirty years, you think they could do some more tight instead of extreme loosey-goosey to the n-th degree.

Congratulations for not harping on Tom Cruise's desire to be shirtless (he's looking kind of Wolverine squat and square in his old age) and only a wafer-thin reference to Tom Cruise Running, though it was once again very very prevalent in the movie.

Friday, August 29, 2025

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): Superman

2025, James Gunn (Super) -- download

Well, I freaking loved that.

Like Kent, I wanted more, but unlike Kent I was not disappointed nor dissatisfied with what I got. After all, I was never a discerning Superman fan, and I was most definitely not a great fan of the Christopher Reeves movies, maybe just hints of childhood nostalgia. I was conversely  hugely disappointed with Man of Steel (wow, actually, only, three paragraphs) and therefore, not surprised I liked this movie more than any other previous cinematic version. It was already assumed, as a fan of Gunn, I would automatically like it, but.... wow, I really loved it. I had so much fun, I grinned during so many scenes, even the eye-rolling comic booky ones.

So, having not seen this in the cinema, and having already asked Kent (F2F) to go out of bounds from his post, I was going in with more or less a tempered expectation. I wasn't sure how I was going to feel about being dropped into an existing superhero world, one where we get zero explainer. Its not like I am unfamiliar with the Superman world, but considering Mr. Terrific takes majorly front seat in this movie, and I have a barely passing knowledge of him, I was wondering if I might be feeling overwhelmed. 

Nope. It all worked.

The movie begins with Superman's (David Corenswet, Twisters) first defeat of his career, being battered bloody by The Hammer of Boravia, the metahuman response to Superman's interference in the affairs of Boravia, after she tried to invade the lesser developed Jarhanpur. I am assuming a single punch sent him half way round the world to smash into the snows. Supes whistles for his dog and Krypto comes running, little red cape and all. Krypto is not a Good Dog -- he bounces on the injured Superman probably cracking a few ribs, before the barely conscious man convinces the dog to take him home. Home is the Fortress of Solitude which rises from the snow & ice of Antarctica, where Superman is welcomed by his robots, little capes and all. The robots help him heal by the light of the yellow sun.

Of course, Alan Tudyk voices one of the robots.

The Hammer flies into a trans-dimensional portal, which leads him to Lex Luthor's lair, because, of course, Luthor (Nicholous Hoult, Nosferatu) is behind this. Also, Luthor's henchmen, The Engineer (Angela Sarafyan, G20), tries to follow Superman into the Fortress, just as it is swallowed up by the ice again. How vexing for Lex!

All healed up, Superman flies back to Metropolis, where we meet the Daily Planet and Lois (Rachel Brosnahan, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel), and he puts on the glasses to become Clark Kent, the man nobody ever recognizes as Superman, and also the reporter who always seems to have a Superman interview, and also.... whoah, didn't see that coming, Lois's boyfriend. She knows he is Superman. She also is rather hard on the poor fellow about his political interventions, playing more than just a Devil's Advocate against what he saw as just Doing the Right Thing. Clark / Superman is more than a little annoyed she doesn't see it that way. They almost break up.

Hmmm. This is the age old commentary on superhero antics -- what gives these super powered yahoos the right to stick their nose into human affairs? Sure, everyone appreciates them stopping super villains, and evil alien invasions, and giant monster attacks, but when they interrupt purely human on human political agendas, is that crossing a line? There are some whiffs of Gunn's making political commentary here, without the movie actually saying anything concrete -- but someone has to stand up for What is Right.

There are also whiffs of social media and bot / troll generated outrage against Superman and his woke agenda.

Next, KAIJU FIGHT ! Lex needs Superman distracted so he tosses a lil cootie patootie creature into Metropolis which, just add water, becomes a colossal monster. That allows The Engineer (Angela) and Lex, and the mysterious Ultraman (who was also pretending to be The Hammer of Boravia) to break into The Fortress of Solitude, make quick work of the robots, take down Krypto (they hurt the puppy?!?!?!) and hack Superman's crystal computer, capturing an incomplete message from Kal-El's Dad Jor-El (Bradley Cooper, The A-Team). That can't be good. Back in Metropolis, Superman battles the kaiju with the help of a trio of other superheroes, officially unnamed but monikered by Green Lantern (the douchey version, aka Guy Gardner; Nathan Fillion, The Rookie) as "The Justice Gang". While Superman saves people, dogs and squirrels from being crushed by falling buildings and monster feet, he wants to stop the creature without killing it. But the Gang is more practical, much to his consternation, and they kill it. 

I wonder where they store dead kaiju, and whether Hannibal Chau helps.

So, not a political agenda based battle, and he saved squirrels, so should be an easy win on social media, no? No. Lex has translated Jor-El's lost message and (yoink; pull at collar uncomfortably) apparently Krypton Wanted Earth Women. Yeah, they may have tasked The Last Son of Krypton to come to Earth and be a shining example to the measly human beings, but part of that "shining example" was taking over and having a harem. Lex's real superpower, that of completely mastering negative publicity, takes over the hearts & minds of Metropolis, just like that scene in Spider-Man: No Way Home where someone splashes green paint all over Peter. Its an unrealistic turn of events, and yet given the world we currently (mid-2025 folks) live in, where people are accepting utter ridiculous, downright evil, situations as normal, its not entirely implausible. 

Things go from bad to worse (I just read that Elmore Leonard demands you never use that phrase; I suspect he would cringe at most of my idiom laden writing), when Supes turns himself into the US Govt and they hand him over to Luthor for incarceration, who just happens to have a pocket dimension populated with anyone who has annoyed him: ex-girlfriends, ex-employees, meta-humans he couldn't control and failed experiments. Its like the storage facility from The Cabin in the Woods but morally worse; fewer literal monsters. Clark is controlled by Metamorpho (Anthony Carrigan, Barry), a meta-human who can assume the shape of any material, including Kryptonite. In turn, Metamorpho is compelled because they have his infant son. To drive home the point of Superman's helplessness, Lex murders one of his most avid admirers, an average Joe named Malik Ali (Dinesh Thyagarajan, Good Egg), in front of him. That cements it for Metamorpho and he engineers Superman's escape. Meanwhile, on the other side of the dimensional portal Lois has convinced Mr. Terrific (Edi Gathegi, Twilight) to help and they appear just in time to help the heavily weakened, but by no means down for the count, Superman.

OK, you are pushing the envelope now, on cliches, and [DAMMIT] you've got me doing it.

Terrific Lois ("DC Comics Presents") takes the slowly recovering Superman to his parents. Not his birth parents, obviously, but the Salt of the Earth adoptive parents: Martha & Jonathan Kent in rural Smallville, Kansas. These are the people who raised him, who imbued upon him a sense of right & wrong, who gave him his moral compass and established what he should do with his powers. But Pa Kent (aka Mush) reminds Clark that it was not his birth parents' message, not even their upbringing that made him what he is, but it was his choices. He chose to become a red & blue suited superhero who goes out every day to save people.

We love these Kents. No "Man of Steel" tragedy, no difficult choices, just a couple of down to earth loving, supportive people. But then again, we are biased in favour of Kents.

So, Superman has escaped and Lex is incensed, utterly enraged, and decides his best course of action is to sacrifice Metropolis by allowing his dimensional rift to start tearing the city in half. Even his cadre of loyal henchmen (who ARE these fucks anywayz; how can so many people be so complicit.... <looks southward> ... nevermind) are not convinced this is a good idea, as an unfettered dimensional rift will eventually want to eat up the entire city, planet, solar system, etc. But Lex knows that this will draw back Superman from where ever he is hiding. And probably because he just likes doing evil shit.

I am realizing, that I might be out of practice in doing these long winded, entirely unnecessary recaps, as its just not capture the "fun" of the movie. For example, no mention of Metamorpho becoming an acid, splashing the Raptors and presumably killing them. Great scene! Also, the social media troll monkeys. THE MONKEYS EXPLAIN OUR WORLD !!!

Meanwhile Eve (Sara Sampaio, Wife Like), Luthor's current vacuous social media obsessed girlfriend, is secretly in love with Jimmy Olsen ([!?!??!] Skyler Gisondo, Santa Clarita Diet) and willing to provide him evidence against Lex as long as they can hang all weekend. Alas, all the dirt that Lois requires for a pro-Superman anti-Lex story is behind the scenes in Eve's endless stream of selfies. I am not convinced telling the world some rather simplistic "Lex wants to run a country" fact would turn the tide of public support, considering his army of monkeys at keyboards.

While Superman punches it out with Ultraman, before tossing the clone of himself (!!!) into a black hole and flying back to Lex Corps to actually close the rift, the Justice Gang head to the Boravian border to deal with the once-again-invading army. Apparently the moral quandary of interfering with other country's affairs doesn't apply to them, but they probably don't care, and the world doesn't care as they are non-alien vigilantes. And murderers; Hawkgirl (Isabela Merced, The Last of Us) just drops the Boravian Prime Minister Ghurkos (Zlatko Buric, 2012) from a great height. More Gang than Justice. Metropolis is saved, Jarhanpur is saved, Superman's reputation is restored and Lex is arrested. Oh, and his prison is emptied. We end off the movie with a cameo from a drunken Supergirl.

I agree with Kent; there is sooooo much in this movie, it is almost overstuffed, but by taking the four-colour stripped down behavioural approach, Gunn has made the movie so utterly rollicking that you don't care if things don't always make entire sense. But even as he stuffs the movie to bursting with Big Details, he still has so many fun little details, like Malik Ali helping Superman out of a hole, or Superman saving a squirrel, or how he catches a falling building with his hands (it should just collapse around him, unless he spreads his gravitic flying power across the building's entire surface), or even utter mundane things like Lois parked in the roundabout outside the massive sprawling, and seemingly mostly empty Hall of Justice. I just enjoyed so much about the movie.

I think I need to go back for a rewatch already.

Monday, July 29, 2024

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): Horizon: An American Saga - Chapter 1

2024, Kevin Costner (Dances With Wolves) -- download

So, one paragraph per hour of the movie?

Kevin Costner returns with another western, a long, confusing return to glorifying how American expanded its western frontier, confusing because it is a three hour setup piece not told so much as a plot, but as a series of vignettes following a handful of characters, that we assume will lead them all to the coming town of Horizon, which exists only as a poster promising land, and a lot of graves.

And yet, despite the snark, I was fully invested all the way through, and through all the stories of all the characters.

All of Costner's previous directorial endeavours have been westerns: Dances With Wolves, The Postman, Open Range and now the Horizon saga. Not sure why I am surprised I own all four. He is obviously attracted to the lone gunman, the solitary figure, haunted, exhibiting a skill at killing, but tenuously holding onto a moral code. That could describe half my D&D characters.

His character, Hayes Ellison (Kevin Costner, Waterworld), is just one of many "main characters" in this ensemble piece. We meet Ellison as just another cowpoke leading a caravan into a mining town in the mountains of Wyoming. Alas he gets mixed up in the defense of a local prostitute, and guns down a violent member of a violent family. Now they are on the run.

But I get ahead of myself. All the stories begin with the not-yet town of Horizon. Its merely a place on a river in the San Pedro Valley, near the Mexican border in present day Arizona. The fledgling town, really just a collection of tents and structures under construction is destroyed by Apache, leaving only and handful of survivors to be brought under the protection of nearby Camp Gallant. Frances Kittridge (Sienna Miller, The Lost City of Z) and her daughter Elizabeth (Georgia MacPhail, debut) are a pair of those survivors, rescued from a collapsed escape tunnel, after their house burned above them, killing her husband and son. They become the dears of Camp Gallant, and especially Lt. Trent Gephart (Sam Worthington, Avatar).

Meanwhile, a wagon train on the Santa Fe Trail is making its way to Horizon, led by Mathew Van Weyden (Luke Wilson, 3:10 to Yuma), dealing with the harsh trail, wagon repairs, lack of water, and the foolhardiness of its less than prepared members. There are also some Kittridge's on the wagons. 

Meanwhile, Pionsenay (Owen Crow Shoe, Barkskins) fights with his tribe over the raids he made on Horizon. He needs the white man to pay for their interloping, especially since it has diminished the hunting so terribly, they are at odds with neighbouring tribes. But his elders believe its a war they cannot win, and merely move higher into the hills to hide.

Meanwhile, a group of Horizon survivors have banded together to hunt down and scalp Apache. They don't really care much whether its the ones who attacked them or any Indian they happen to come across.

And back to Ellison's story. It begins when camp woman Lucy (Jena Malone, Nocturnal Animals) shoots a man and escapes with her son Sam. He survives and sets his own sons to find her, kill her, and take back his son. It was Sam that prostitute Marigold (Abbey Lee, Mad Max: Fury Road) was protecting from the the Sykes boys, when Ellison had to kill one of them.

All these stories, all these characters. We are only expected to focus on a handful, but there are so many names and faces. Given the time of the movie, and the number of parts, Costner takes his time with these stories. There are times when it felt like there hadn't been any dialogue for more than ten minutes, and he lets the movie breathe. Of course, the vistas are breath taking and we are allowed to soak them in. This would have done so well on the biggest of screens. I think that most people will find the vastnss confusing, especially since the story telling is not as tangibly apparent. There are things happening, people they are happening to, but is there a point? Not really, as its three hours of setup.  I mean, we don't even have the town yet.

The movie ends with a massive flash-forward montage, scenes from the next movie. I would have likely been going out to see it, but alas, its been pulled from any initial cinema release potential.

Of course, I liked what I watched. Again, I repeat, despite being three hours, I did not feel the passage of time. Admittedly, I rarely watch movies in one sitting anymore, especially the This Guy movies (those I watch absent of Marmy), as I do them as time allows. But still, I did not feel the weight of the hours, and I do so even with movies I like, such as Furiosa. But I can see why people saw this as a collected, edited mini-series instead of a singular film.

Monday, July 15, 2024

The Dark Year: Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi

2017, Rian Johnson (Knives Out) -- Disney

Because we never have enough projects in this Blog, I am creating one of my own, wherein I indulge my desire to rewatch a movie (because sometimes a rewatch is easier than absorbing a new movie) but also fill in a blank left by the Great Hiatus of 2018, i.e. The Dark Year. It will be more interesting to me to see what I will be willing to rewatch, than see what I missed writing about.

OK, I admit, I don't remember if I saw this in the cinema. I know I didn't see Episode VII in theatre, and I know the original post for this one would have been eaten by the Great Hiatus. But at least I wrote about Episode IX, which I did see in the cinema. I recently did a "click click click fuck it" rewatch of the entire trilogy, so I might as well use that as an opportunity to fill in another gap.

This is the contentious movie that I absolutely, unabashedly loved, primarily to spite the haters. I loved that Johnson decided to dispense with fan expectations and do something that was ... different. Luke (Mark Hamill, The Fall of the House of Usher) begins as a cranky old man yelling at clouds, and definitely not the hero the previous movies set him up to be. Despite their Big Win against the New First Order the Bad Guys are not gone, and pretty much destroy what is left of this rebellion. We also follow pseudo-cowardly Finn on a side quest where we see war profiting is alive & well, even with the old Empire gone; the one percent is always gonna one percent. And we also see Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac, X-Men: Apocalypse), hero of hero tropes, get dressed down for ignoring the cost of his melodramatic heroic actions. These are all things that pissed so so SO many fans off, and that's not even taking into account the toxic whingers.

Of note, I finally understood why there was still a Resistance if the Empire was long gone. Since there was now a New Republic, I guess it didn't take too long for them to become once again mired in politics and red tape, which then allowed for the rise of the First Order. So, the Resistance rises as a privately funded army to stand against its return, because, well the New Republic isn't helping deal with them. There must have been an "Andor" style raising of sympathy and funds going on, though more likely out in public view. 

And then they all died.

Now, a handful of rewatches later, I am less sure of my love. I still love the emotional reaction the movie gives me, the "let me see something different" craving satisfied to the n-th degree. I guess I am now seeing the movies as a trilogy and the abrupt turn of face between the second and the third kind of bothers me. If you take The Force Awakens on its own, ignoring the critical panning of it as a "remake of Ep4" and consider a longer story was going to be at play, then Johnson derailed that. I personally think he did so, so that his Star Wars would definitely not be about retreading previously covered ground, but be entirely something new and unexpected. And it was that; you already said that. The problem is that he pretty much torpedoed everything Abrams had set up, and the subsequent fallout led to another torpedoing for the third.

I am not sure I support how it ended up.

Meh. You are just parroting Kent's concerns, because before he brought them up, you didn't consider them.

But, the things I still love, independently, without letting myself be bothered about "wholes".

That Rey (Daisy Ridley, The Marsh King's Daughter) is the children of nobody. If just that had been let to play out, that they had let the derailing of her setup in the first movie, that they had let her become a spontaneous emergence in The Force. Wasn't Anakin supposed to have been such a thing? Or was Shmi also connected to some distant force wielder from the distant past, instead of pseudo Mary Mother of Christ figure. If they had just let that play out...

That there is a good reason the First Order was "allowed" to rise. The New Republic, like all republics of past, is ruled by money and those who control the money. And there is good money in selling weapons to both sides, as long as there are sides to contend with.

Poe's actions, and his final self revelation that maybe he shouldn't always be running off half-cocked to "save the day" caring only if he survives. Maybe sometimes escaping intact is worth more than making some grand action, like taking down a dreadnought star destroyer. 

The battle on Crait. That is, for me, the most Star Wars this trilogy got. Sure, despite what I said earlier, it does smack of The Empire Strikes Back but Johnson obviously liked the scene and it just looks good. The arrival of Luke, and one of the best light sabre duels ever depicted, is incredible. And the wee little details of this battle that should give it away immediately that Luke Ain't There, but doesn't diminish what is going on, at all.

Rose Tico (Kelly Marie Tran, Monsterland). I loved her character, that she saw things as they were, for real. I wanted to see her rise in the ranks, to become the face of the New Resistance, one that would stand up to even what the New Republic had become, to be a real force of change, that came from nothing. Instead, well we know what the toxic fanbase did.

In the end, I still love this movie, but I also would like to be able to peek into the other timeline, where JJ Abrams original trilogy intent was played out, where we didn't get the massive backlash, and subsequently a "righting of the ship" for the third movie. It all just seems so discordant now, and I can only enjoy as individual flicks.

So sayeth Kent.

Tuesday, March 19, 2024

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): Dune: Part Two

2024, Denis Villeneuve (Sicario) -- cinema

Dune: Part One writeup. Wow, we did a back-n-forth post.

This one is still settling in. It doesn't have the visual cues that separate it into segments like the first. But for a few visits to Geidi Prime, home of the Harknonnen, and Kaitain, the home of Emperor Shaddam and his daughter Irulan. Its all sand sand sand, with a wee bit of a visit elsewhere. 

Almost a week later and it never settled in.

But for some butt discomfort (three hours in a seat does a number on my muscles) I was entirely enthralled all the way through this movie. So the "not settled in" kind of weirds me out. Nothing really stands out in my mind-memory as, "I loved that!" and yet I can say with (mental) comfort that I did love the movie. Maybe as I speak of it (as Kent said, this blog, for me, is more like us sitting at a table, chatting about it), more will come to mind.

So, the movie picks up immediately after the last. Paul (Timothée Chalamet, Lady Bird) and Jessica (Rebecca Ferguson, Silo) are escaping into the desert with the Fremen of Seitch Tabr, still carrying the body of Jamis (Babs Olusanmokun, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds). A Harkonnen patrol finds them, the Fremen scatter, Paul and his mother hide. There is a fight, high atop a rocky outcropping, and as the Fremen make quick work of the environment-suit clad Harkonnen soldiers, their bodies fall with booming thuds to the sand below. After, the Fremen collect gear from the vanquished, as well as water from their corpses, but only for cooling systems -- their bodies are too full of chemicals to be used as drinking water. But still, not wasted. 

Then, we are then introduced to Irulan (Florence Pugh, Outlaw King), who narrates into a recording device, giving us some more political tidbits of the situation in the Galaxy. 

Much of the early movie is Paul and Jessica finding their place among the Fremen of Seitch Tabr. Some are as Stilgar (Javier Bardem, Jamón, Jamón), beholden to the prophecy of the Lisan al-Gaib, an off-worlder who will bring back life to Arrakis. Others, such as Chani (Zendaya, Spider-Man: No Way Home) and her friend Shishakli (Souheila Yacoub, Le sel des larmes), don't believe in the prophecy and openly mock  the others. And many think Paul and his mother are just spies, but Stilgar knows she is Bene Gesserit, and has her replace their own dying Reverend Mother -- he has to play politics as well, to keep all on the path he wants them on. The ritual involves drinking the Water of Life, a blue goo taken from a drowned baby worm. The Water gives Jessica all the memories of previous Reverend Mothers but also transmutes her unborn daughter into... something more, something sentient & intelligent, while still in the womb. For Jessica, all of this is her manipulation to bring about the Bene Gesserit's own prophecy, of the Kwisatz Haderach.

Soooo much of this movie is about solidifying the utterly dense mythology of this book series in our minds. I am not sure how successful it will be to the wider audiences. I am decades past my reading, and only remember the loudest notes. I also have the two previous adaptations muddled in there. So, while I cannot speak to authenticity, I can say it is powerful. The metaphors of white saviour to a desert people, political machinations vs faith, the jockeying of power between patriarchies and matriarchies, and the desire to not be utterly controlled by a destiny that will bring so much ruin --- so much is covered, and it may be this volume of ideas that is supplanting the emotional weight that allows a movie to settle into my brain pan.

Paul doesn't annoy me as much in this movie as he did in the first. I really respect how Chalamet and Villeneuve handle the young man coming into his own, as he tries to adapt his own desires for revenge to the prophecy of the Fremen, and the machinations of his mother, but without taking advantage of the Fremen. He also has a budding romantic relationship, which fell entirely flat for me. I am not a Zendaya hater, but she did nothing for me in this role, and their relationship did not seem believable to me. Meanwhile Bardem utterly embodied his Stil(gar) suit -- (groooooan) wholeheartedly dedicated to his faith in Paul, but also ready to dispense with whatever didn't fit this square peg into the round hole of prophecy. He seemed a bit desperate, but also astounded at how much did align for him. And funny -- the only humour in the movie, if you didn't laugh at Gurney Halleck's (Josh Brolin, Old Boy) attempts at musical poetry.

But the story also has to fill in the gaps elsewhere: the Harkonnens trying to resurrect spice production after taking the planet back from the brief Atreides rule, and the Emperor (Christopher Walken, Gigli) himself, dealing with the impact of what he did (the destruction of a great house), and how it affects his daughter's respect for him, as well as her own insertion into the long game politics, as she is tied to the Bene Gesserit. I will definitely have to watch a second time to see if I end up caring about these other plot points. I mean, they are directly from the book, but I found myself not caring at all about them, but for the incredible imagery. Geidi Prime, the black & white oily planet seemingly without any colour, would make its own good story, but here, I just wanted to get back to Arrakis and see how they are going to get Paul along far enough to attack the Harkonnen. The years long passing from the books (he actually has kids during this period) is not possible in this adaptation, so I was curious how they would escalate Paul's rising in power among the Fremen. The movie uses the Harkonnen response, the arrival of psychotic Feyd Rautha (Austin Butler, Masters of the Air) who obliterates Seitch Tabr, forcing the Fremen of the north hemisphere to ride their worms south. This is what instigates the retribution against all the Harkonnen, a united people north and south, all under Paul, now Muad'Dib, who has to accept his role, embrace it fully, bitterly.

The "final battle" where Paul brings about the destruction of the Harkonnen strongholds on Arrakis, this is where Villeneuve's flair for vast scenes excels. The atomics tossed at the mountains, the arrival of the worm allies, the huge battle between Fremen, Harkonnen and the Emperor's Sardaukar. It all culminates with Paul confronting the Emperor and the castrated Baron Harkonnen (Stellan Skarsgård, Thor). By now, Paul has fully accepted his role in all these plots, and schemes and stratagems. He has seen the future properly and how so many futures could only lead to numberless deaths, without resolution. So, he makes the hardest choice, that he will become the Emperor (in effect) by taking Irulan's hand in marriage. He will go against the other great houses. He will begin his Holy War proper.

If at any point, this movie, and this story, fails me, it is at this conclusion, because its not a conclusion at all. Most not familiar with the mythology would be "WTF?!?!" as Paul has gone from not wanting to be anyone's messiah to not only leading the Fremen of Arrakis against the Harkonnens, but now against the entire galaxy. Still not sure how these desert guys know how to fly a spaceship, but sure, whatever. We knew there had to be a third movie (at least) for the story to be told properly, but this whole scene feels... abrupt.

I guess, after all this writing, and all this muddling in the back of my brain, this movie refuses to settle. I don't have that impression that I did with the first movie. That could be explained down to simply that there was nothing new here, this is still Villeneuve in the world of Dune, so the wow-factor is not possible. I have already had that impressed upon me. Perhaps with further viewings, as I sink past the story I already know, and see the film making, it will once again come to impress me, to wow me, to astound me, as the first movie does. 

Sunday, January 1, 2023

I Saw This!! Bid Adieu to '22 (Movie Edition)

I Saw This (double exclamation point) is our feature wherein Kent(me) or Toasty attempt to write about a bunch of stuff they watched some time ago and meant to write about but just never got around to doing so. But we can't not write cuz that would be bad, very bad.  Or, maybe not so bad.  Enh, whatever. It's what we do.

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Fire Island (2022, d. Andrew Anh - Disney+)

Gay romance is still a burgeoning force in mainstream media, and one that it seems Hollywood is still only backing with trepidation, as if they don't truly believe there's an audience for it.  Recent years have seen a few big moves, with Love, Simon, and Call Me By Your Name, and holiday romances like Dashing in December, Single All the Way and Happiest Season. But this year the torch has been lit for gay romcoms with the theatrical release of Billy Eichner's Bros and Fire Island being released on Disney+.  

Fire Island shot out like a signal flare announcing the arrival of comedian Joel Kim Booster as a force to be reckoned with.  Writing and starring in this wreckingly funny and fiercely gay romantic comedy that takes its inspiration from Pride and Prejudice, no less, Booster draws from his own emotional well for his portrayal of Noah, the super-hot underemployed late-20something himbo who is still figuring out his place in the world.  With his regular gang of multicultural friends, they take their annual trip to the Fire Island Pines only to discover that it may be their last trip as they know it.  Noah makes it his mission to get his best friend Howie (Bowen Yang) laid, and vows not to have sex until he does.  Meanwhile he keeps having heated run-ins with Will (Conrad Ricamora) who is a very successful individual with poor social skills, and while the personality clashes is what draws them to each other, the class differences keep coming between them.  

Booster commands this film from moment one, with voice-over narration, with his body, and everything in between.  He's in full control of Noah, attempting to act dumber and more vacuous than he is because it lessens the expectations others have for him, and by proxy what he expects for himself. Yang's Howie is riddled with self-consciousness made worse by his utterly shredded and confident BFF not understanding the differences between them.  That they're both Asian-American and gay has its own deeply rooted impact on their senses of selves and, despite being a commonality, they deal with the prejudice and the complex it manifests quite differently.  Fire Island is exceptionally smart and insightful, with richly drawn characters, and explosively funny situations that never get too unbelievably outlandish.  I quite loved it.

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The Conjuring (2013, d. James Wan - Tubi)


I knew James Wan from his incredibly proficient and joyously outlandish Aquaman and Furious 7, but I had kind of passed over his horror stuff (I think I watched Saw in bits and pieces once).  But after last year's very, very wild Malignant, I realized that maybe Wan's horror keyed more into a comic-book sensibility than a grue and gore one.  A friend had been trumpeting the greatness of the Conjuring series and I made a point to catch the first one once it hit a streaming service again (who knew that would be Tubi).  Long story short, I liked it immensely.  

Wan's incredibly smart set-up for the film builds a whole universe around paranormal investigator couple Ed and Lorraine Warren (Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga) and he wants you to be aware of it.  They have a past, they have a "treasure room", they have traumas, and they have a child which makes them vulnerable.  Lorraine has some form of clairvoyance which is more burden than superpower.  They are sought out by a family experiencing increasingly bizarre and threatening phenomena in their new farm home, including the seeming possession of their daughter. 

The film is as much a procedural as it is a horror film.  It follows the family and really leans into the intensity of the spooks and chills they experience, but it's the Warrens, their process, their crew, their affiliation with the police and their challenging of the evil that engaged me the most.  It taps into a more grandiose look at the supernatural that feels especially heightened, as if the Warrens were John Constantine's parents or something.  Even though I know a whole massive franchise of films had already been built out of this one film, one could sense that there were a whole franchise of films ready to be built out of what Wan constructed here.  Pretty great.

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RRR [aka Rise, Roar, Revolt] (2022, d. S.S. Rajamouli - Netflix)

One of the complaints levelled against Black Panther and its sequel is that for all its anti-colonialism stance, there's not really actually any fighting and/or killing of white oppressors.  RRR, the epic international smash hit action film from India, has no such qualms.

The most expensive Indian-made film yet, RRR is set in the 1920s during the British rule of the Indian subcontinent. A British administrator and his wife (Ray Stevenson and Alison Doody) abduct a young girl skilled at henna from a village for their own private amusement.  The village protector, Khomaram (N.T. Rama Rao Jr.), takes on the mission of retrieving the girl.  The admin is warned of a possible threat, and they task the ambitious officer Raju (Ram Charan) with quashing the threat.  Raju infiltrates some anti-colonialist groups and catches the attention of Khomaram.  The two forge an unlikely friendship, built on lies, but built all the same.

You would think that the film would be leading to Raju's betrayal of Khomaram, but it's really the middle of the second act with Raju's redemption arc rounding out the rest of the act, before leading into an all-out assault on the administrator in the third act, and there's no holding back.

RRR is a big, brassy, playful movie that deals almost exclusively in big swings and going over-the-top.  It is dealing with a particularly fraught time in India's history, and it's dealing with it in a fanstatical way, a way that is more than just revisionist history, it's superhero fan fiction.  The action goes huge, beyond insane a times, circling past ridiculousness and back into awesome territory.  But it's also a heart-swelling, chest-thumping good-guys-vs-bad-guys story that's really quite simple to get behind, and yes, the pink skins are without a doubt the bad guys that you actively are rooting against.  That the bromance is so loaded with homoerotic undertones is just kind of a bonus, with no painful machismo trying to disguise it.  These two men love each other, and will go to such extremes for one another.  It's a romp.  

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Fighting With My Family (2019, d. Stephen Merchant - Amazonprime)

Prior to being cast as the new Black Widow, I didn't really know Florence Pugh from a hole in the ground.  I hadn't really taken note of her in anything in particular and didn't really have much of an opinion on her replacing Scarlett Johansson (except to say that as thoroughly decent a job as ScarJo did as Black Widow, I still never quite felt she sold the "most dangerous woman on the planet" vibe).  Smash cut past a couple appearances as Yelena in Black Widow and Hawkeye and Midsommar, I can say I'm quickly a fan.  She is an incredibly compelling actress, always working on multiple different levels at the same time.  She's an incredibly physical performer, as well as one of the most expressive actors of her generation.

Even still, a WWE-produced wrestling biography?  Sure, it's got a pretty great cast (with Nick Frost and Lena Hedy as the British wrestling family patriarch and matriarch), and yeah, Stephen Merchant has proven himself over and over as a smart, funny writer (if not as known for his directing), but why? What makes this story any more compelling than any other wrestler trying to make it?

The answer is, it's got Stephen Merchant at the helm and it stars Florence Pugh.  It's not that this story couldn't have been made without them, but it'd be much less of a thing. It adeptly presents us with a close-knit wrestling family, the resentment that comes as a result of Saraya being picked for WWE training and not brother Zak, and the tribulations one so young has to face leaving home for an entirely new world.  It's a ridiculously cliche-filled tale, but one that has the truth to back it up, making it shockingly fresh.  Pugh just owns the screen every second she's on it, in full command.  It's the movie that made me realize I would watch her in pretty much anything.

(We agree)

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The Great Race (1965, d. Blake Edwards - Criterion Channel)

Until a few months ago, I wasn't even aware this movie existed.  It's a strange miracle of a production that is quite surely part of an era of cinematic excesses, but results in not another long, sandy Biblical/Historical epic or series of fanciful song-and-dance extravagances, but instead something particularly unique: a living cartoon.  

Many filmmakers have tried over the years to make live action cartoons, mostly by taking a cartoon property and trying to replicate it in live action.  The 90's were rife with these - The Flintstones, Rocky and Bullwinkle, George of the Jungle, Yogi Bear - but none really all that successful, mainly because we have actual cartoons to compare them to.  They're not films that are innovating but rather emulating.

The Great Race was inspired by an actual New York to Paris race in 1908, as well as director Blake's love of slapstick comedy of Laurel and Hardy and the Mark Brothers.  But the result feels less like an homage to cinematic classic comedy than the live action embodiment of Jay Ward Productions cartoons (The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show).  Jack Lemmon plays, Professor Fate, a literal moustache-twirling mad scientist villain in the Snidely Whiplash mold, with Peter Falk playing the more sensible, yet dutiful sidekick, Max.  Everything Professor Fate and Max do is to get the better of his rival, The Great Leslie, which finds Tony Curtis at his most square-jawed, draped in the whitest of whites, the most manicured nails and primped hair, and a smile that literally gleams.  The Great Leslie is the epitome of the cosmopolitan hero, the flawless man, an adventurer so great at adventuring he never gets dirty.  It's clear why Professor Fate hates him so, but Fate's every effort to undermine Leslie backfires on him in spectacular fashion.  So rather than attack him directly yet again, he sets out to best him at his own game, by beating him in a race around the world.  I think worse for ware is Leslie barely even notices Fate, so all of Fate's actions tend to come across as a desperate cry for attention.

This battle of machismo is interrupted by Natalie Wood's Maggie DuBois, who could have just been the token damsel, but Blake and screenwriter Arthur C. Ross make Maggie a modern woman, a suffragette of the era, but also a 60's feminist, drawn in the mould of Nora Charles, a woman who can talk her way into (and out of) pretty much anything.  Maggie is an aspiring reporter who talks her way onto the newspaper staff, and just as quickly onto the assignment of covering The Great Race by entering herself into it, and then managing to still carry on when she quite reasonably shouldn't continue.  

The race takes the quartet of Leslie, Fate, Maggie and Max (as most of the other competitors do not last long) to curiously entertaining places, and, at one point, forces them to all come together to survive on an ice floe when crossing from Alaska to Russia.  The film is perhaps over-extended by its third act, making a detour in the small European kingdom of Carpania, where the perpetually soused crown prince (Jack Lemmon in a second, utterly delightful role) is plotted against, as his backstabbing consorts seek to use Fate's uncanny similarity to undermine the crown. It's at once an utterly unnecessary yet thoroughly entertaining diversion in this 2 1/2 hour film, one that culminates in a ludicrously epic technicolor pie fight (you might be thinking "you've seen one pie fight, you've seen them all"...trust me, if you haven't see this pie fight you just don't know how epic a pie fight can get).

I watched Star Wars about 100 times as a kid.  Had I known about The Great Race I probably would have watched it just as much.   It's a delight from moment one (perhaps the funniest credits sequence besides Monty Python and the Holy Grail) and features a delightful Henry Mancini score.

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He Laughed Last  (1956, d. Blake Edwards - Criterion Channel)

While I've never been much of a fan Edward's various Pink Panther movies, after the joy of The Great Race I thought I'd second visit into Blake Edwards territory.   He Laughed Last is one of his earliest films, and at 75 minutes, it feels interminably long, an elastic of an idea stretched as far as it can go, neither breaking nor returning to shape.

Who is this film's protagonist? The first 20 minutes are completely stolen by Big Dan (played by Fred Flintstone himself Alan Reed) who dies way too soon.  He bequeaths his criminal empire to Rosie (Lucy Marlow), who was just a showgirl at the club Big Dan took a liking to.  This puts her at odds with dopey wannabe mobster Max (Jesse White) who has aspirations of his own.   We spend far too much time with Max and his lame scheming to the detriment of making much of a character out of Rosie, the ostensible protagonist, 

That Rosie gets left all of Big Dan's estate makes thing difficult with her cop boyfriend Jimmy (Richard Long). But we don't really get much hijinks of out-of-her-depth Rosie trying to run the mob operation, most of her scenes deal with her toxic relationship with Jimmy...such a bad relationship.

Marlow is delightful as Rosemary in a turn-on-a-dime performance where she goes from ditsy to swooning to tough-talking in seconds. It would have been far better were the film more focused on Rosie and we could have gotten more Marlow. It's pretty hollow otherwise.  It feels every inch like a studio-demanded production: "We've got this girl Marlow that we want to make a star, but we don't trust her yet, so don't focus too much on her.  Build the picture around her, but let our stable boys like Reed and White do all the heavy lifting  We got this crooner, Frankie Laine signed up, but he's a crap actor, but the dames love his, so make sure he's in here, but mostly singing, not talking.  Bring it in over 70, but under 80, you got two weeks."

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Damn Yankees (1958, d. George Abbott and Stanley Donen - Tubi)

You know, Damn Yankees is one of those titles that has been circling around me my whole life, but I never really stopped to inquire about it. I kind of knew it was a movie that may or may not have been derived from a musical, or stage production of some kind.  I think I assumed it was about the Civil War, but I just didn't know.

I've gotten more appreciative of musicals in general and having explored Bob Fosse's repertoire this past year, I was curious to see Gwen Verdon in the flesh (as opposed to being portrayed by Michelle Williams), so I dove into Damn Yankees and was shocked to find it was a basesball musical about a deal with the devil.  I honestly didn't see that coming at all.

It's a trifle of a story, a flittering whimsy about wish fulfillment. An average middle-aged schlub, Joe Boyd (Robert Shafer) is tired of seeing his beloved Washington Generals lose and so he makes a deal with the devil (Ray Walston) to become the pro-slugger that he always wished he could be, and he's turned into the young, strapping, toe-headed Tab Hunter, under the guise of Joe Hardy. In doing so, he leaves his "old girl", his wife Meg (Shannon Bolin) behind.

He has immediate and massive impact on the success of the Generals, fame and glory are his, but he starts to miss his "old girl", and goes back to see how Meg is doing. Joe's pining for his "old girl", who he made an armchair widow neglecting her for basesball 6 months out of every year, threatens his deal with the devil, and so the devil sets his right hand temptress, Lola, on Joe.  Meg, meanwhile, seems to have no inner life.  Her husband just up and disappeared and she's just putting up a brave front.  Then when Joe Hardy, the new most famous person in town comes and rents a room from her, neighbours begin to talk (if only the story delved into actual conceits of infidelity, with Joe being tempted by Lola, or Meg being very attracted to young Joe....)

But Joe is a good old boy, and in the end, he doesn't want his dreams, just the comfort of the woman he loves, leading to a most bizarre final shot of Shafer and Bolin embracing while behind them Walston jumps up and down in a tantrum that is direly undignified.

The story doesn't really delve too deeply into any internal conflict.  It's not really a look at "settling down" or "lost dreams" or the "seven-year-itch" or any of that.  It doesn't really ever let Joe revel in his successes, and it never lets us even imagine that he's going to stick with his new life. Almost immediately he wants to return to his old one.  He's not even really tempted by Lola, and the production has to do a lot of summersaults in order to make you think the devil might actually win.

I didn't really care for any of the songs (though it was good to finally put classics like "(You Gotta Have) Heart" and "Whatever Lola Wants" in context) and the dancing (for someone who doesn't have much appreciation for it) was fine, sometimes really great (particularly during Two Lost Souls).  Yet, despite my griping, I did quite enjoy it.  Verdon, a handsome woman with a dynamic form and huge presence, is easily the stand-out performer of the piece.  I just think there's more possibility in the story than was actually executed.  

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Confess, Fletch (2022, d. Greg Mottola - rental)

It's been a long, long road to getting a new adaptation of Gregory Macdonald's "Fletch" series, with many, many false starts (I recall a Kevin Smith-helmed, Jason Lee-starring Flech being positioned back in the early 2000's).  Much of the old Chevy Chase Fletch has aged poorly, and Fletch Lives was always an abomination (like 20 novels to adapt and they went with an original story?)

But a new feature from Superbad and Adventureland's Greg Mottola starring Jon Hamm in the title role seems like a natural, sure-fire can't-lose starter to a new, better run of Fletch movies.  However, the studio behind it, Miramax (wait, that still exists?), via Paramount, did very, very little to promote the film.  I only heard about it from Jon Hamm appearing on a podcast.  And by all accounts it sounds like Paramount even buried the film on their Paramount+ streaming service.  It's baffling as to why there was so little confidence in the film.  Did nobody at Paramount watch it?  It's great!

Confess, Fletch is one of the most delightful movie experiences of 2022, with Jon Hamm playing the overconfident, utterly affable Irwin M. Fletcher, former investigative reporter-turned-golddigger/private investigator. He arrives at his rental home in Boston only to find a dead body in the place.  With all the casualness of ordering a pizza, he calls the police (not 9-11) and informs them that a crime has been committed, and he grabs a drink, takes his shoes off, and puts his feet up and waits.

Hamm is a devastatingly handsome man which is only made more potent by his lack of ego and unfailingly playful comedic personality (he's been very entrenched in the L.A. comedy scene for decades, despite not being a comedian, improviser or sketch performer himself).  He's had some incredible comedic turns playing vainglorious idiots and clueless buffoons in Bridesmaids, 30 Rock and The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, but no role has seemed so perfect for him to capitalize upon everything he brings to the table as Fletch.  Hamm's Fletch struts around the world not as if he owns it, but as if he's immune to it.  He's teflon, and nothing bad can ever stick to him.  He thinks himself clever, and he is, just not as clever as he thinks he is, to the point that for all his swirling machinations in Confess, Fletch none of it actually truly matters, and even his solving of the crime is more about his refusal to not interfere in things than it is his deductive ability.  Fletch skates through life as an only a super-handsome white guy can, on a cloud of unearned privilege that gives him the benefit of the doubt...or would have 30 years ago.  Today, Fletch is challenged about his privilege at every turn, though he barely clocks it.  He's not an offensive product of white privilege, as he does, for the most part, try to use it for good, yet Mottola is very savvy in how the lens captures the world's around Fletch's awareness of it.

 On top of being so, so good looking, Hamm is also aging without fear, and even that is brought into his performance of Fletch.  He's too old to relate to the youth, but not too old as to not try.  His position as a post-Boomer/pre-Gen Xer means he's not old enough to be given a free pass for his transgressions against a changing society, but he's also old enough to not be self conscious about it.  It's like he knows the world is still his oyster, he may never get the pearl, but it's always going to be in view.  

I loved Confess, Fletch.  It's not changing the face of cinema, nor attempting to, but it's just massively entertaining, and simply so, without big pyrotechnics or chase sequences or special effects.  It coasts entirely along based off great performances from Hamm, Marcia Gay Harden, Roy Wood Jr., Annie Mummalo and more, weaving a convoluted mystery that is not meant to be solved so much as unraveled.  We need at least another half dozen of these please.

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Alice, Sweet Alice [aka. Communion aka Holy Terror] (1976, d. Alfred Sole- Xumo)


This was a recommendation from the Roger Avery/Quentin Tarantino podcast Video Archives during their assessment of "American Giallo" (American films that best emulate the Italian hyper-violent murder-mysteries made famous by Dario Argento and Mario Bava)

Once you get past the awkward timing of nearly every scene, there's a rather gripping murder-mystery/suspense thriller here that starts with a child's murder for which another child is blamed. I knew going in that titular Alice wasn't the murderer, but I think if you went in cold, it would only be the first act, at most, that you would suspect Alice of the crime. There really wasn't a bigger plan here to deceive the audience. 

The actual murderer is revealed at the end of the second act, which then spends time with them, givings us some insight into who they are and why they're doing what they're doing. It's a little disjointed from act to act, as the focus shifts from one character to the next, and sadly Alice is pretty much gone from the film's second half, but somehow it all hangs together quite well. 

There are some surprising attacks and murders, and that great, soupy, bright red 70's blood is put to great effect (a great overhead shot of a body laying in the gutter as rain pours down, the blood pool expanding rapidly in the wetness. Director sole may not have been able to draw the most natural performances out of his actors, nor edit the film smoothly, but he knows where to put the camera.   This film revolves a lot around the church, and I don't quite grok the exact message  (except to say that religion creates murderous zealots) but it's obviously not one that thinks highly of Catholicism.