Sunday, March 31, 2024

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

2024, Adam Wingard (The Guest) -- cinema

So, the last movie was Godzilla v(s) Kong and this one is Godzilla x Kong, does that mean there is a unpublished Godzilla w Kong which is more a buddy movie, having them go from city to city, drinking tanker ships of IPA, napping in landmarks? Then finally they get sick of each other, and Kong heads underground?

We hopes. Come on Purple Suits, do me a solid !!

Anywayz.

I blame it on my mood of late, but I wasn't as into this as much as I was the last (during; cuz you sure were looking forward to it before hand, especially as a K n T Outing). Something about it just didn't hook me as much as the last one did. Sure, its still Big Dumb Fun and not as irritatingly taking itself serious as the second movie does, but something about it was just not clicking. During this morning's shower thoughts, I think I may have touched on something, but I am still working through it -- that the monsters had become too much people, and less than the monsters I love them being.

Much of this movie is a Kong movie, Big G just sort of making guest appearances before the big battle. Its not like that is out of character for the Godzilla movies, but Kong gets TONS of screen time and the bulk of the story. You see, there are still more apes down below, albeit hiding out, or trapped, in another even deeper layer of the Hollow Earth (someone disappointed that the "its another dimension" commentary from the TV show Monarch: Legacy of Monsters was not in play here) in a volcano under the thrall of a disgraced ape Skar King (seriously, what's with the K ? Do you want us to call him Skar Sking Skong?).

Meanwhile, Jia (Kaylee Hottle, Magnum PI) is having bad daydreams and Monarch is once again getting signals that they don't know what to do with. Sooooo, everyone and Bernie goes into Hollow Earth to find the source of the signal, cuz... well, cuz. Everyone is Jia, Jia's mom Dr. Andrews (Rebecca Hall, The Night House), Bernie the Podcaster (Brian Tyree Henry, Bullet Train), Trapper the Vet (Dan Stevens, Downtown Abbey) and a seriously overweight Monarch Henchmen -- sorry, not to fat shame, but gun toting mooks who need to protect people from giant monsters should be in shape -- lots of running is in in the job description. That said, he does make a tasty snack to a .... tree?

At the source of the signal they find the real home of the Tuti, I mean the Iwi tribe that Jia is  no longer the last of. I guess when Kong & Family crawled out of the hole from Hollow Earth, they followed? Anywayz, these Iwi live under the watchful eye of Mothra... or another moth, or... how is she alive again? Didn't she turn into pixie dust in the last movie in order to provide Big G a power-up? Either way, she is here. The Iwi know the real story behind the Other Monkeys, and how they rebelled against their chosen purpose to protect People, and were banished to firey caves below the below. You see, Skar King is essentially the titan embodiment of the eco-terrorist Jonah from the second movie, as in they both want to wipe humanity from the surface of the Earth. But yeah, Big G won't be having any of that, nor are the Iwi, nor is Kong the Original.

On the surface, Big G is wandering around eating rambunctious titans (crab-spider-elder-horror-ick + chinese dragon named Tiamat) in order to get a new power up. Little did he know Mothra was back to help him out, but really, these movies have had enough blue lazer-y Big G power, they need some Barbie-era pink energy, and some synth-wave music score to go with it!

Eventually everyone and their monkey's uncle ends up on the surface, to have the big end of movie brawl. Skar King and his pet Bewilderbeat (fr How to Train Your Dragon) arrive to freeze Rio, Kong has his new PowerGlove and Pink G. Waitasec, I think it starts in Egypt where they smashy smash the pyramids and then... go to Rio?

It is at this point, I admit, despite the fun being had in the recap above, I was actually nodding off. Again, its more related to Other Things Going On than the movie itself, but yeah, I have lost track.

So, yeah the big dust up frees the Bewilderbeast, who becomes an ally, doesn't dust Mothra but turns Skar King into a big pile of icey monkey which will leave a hell of a stink in Rio when he thaws out. Kong returns to the Hollow Earth to free the other titantic apes and begin a whole new family, while Pink G goes back to Rome to his fav nap spot.

The End.

But we cannot finish talking about the movie without mentioning a few things.

Why is there a Titan Vet? What the fuck work would Trapper have to do other than playing dentist to Kong that one time? And why does he automatically have equipment made to help in said dentistry? 

After the number of titan battles that happen in this movie, the untold thousands who would have died in each of the surprised cities, I think I am on the side of the people who just want all of the titans dead. Maybe this remains part of "the balance" they are there to bring back to the planet (no comment on the massive amount of regrowth that is caused by titan remains, mentioned in the second movie) but still, massive massive casualty numbers. 

After all that has happened in these movies, why is Monarch still seen as a sketchy company that world governments don't trust? Its not like you can sweep these guys under the carpet. Also, shouldn't they be self-funding, using the energy source found in the Hollow Earth as a way to do away with most fossil fuels? I mean Apex was able to power up Mech Zilla with just a blueprint of these blue crystals. Seems worth some coin.

Did we really need Bernie in this movie?

Kent's post !!

Saturday, March 30, 2024

Go-Go-Godzilla #34: Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

Director: Adam Wingard
Year: 2024
Length: 115 minutes



The Gist:
Kong is living his new life in the Hollow Earth. He has a treaty with Godzilla. Godzilla gets the surface world, Kong gets the underground. Monarch watches all. To what end is never really established. They're under pressure from external governments to destroy the Titans rather than just watch them. But Monarch know's we've been knocked down a peg on the food chain.

Kong is battered after fight with a pack of Hollow Earth ... wolf-ish-things. He has a toothache and returns to the surface so Monarch can take care of it. He seems to understand they're there to help him. Trapper (Dan Stevens) is the free-spirited "vet" that takes care of it.

Meanwhile, Jia (Kaylee Hottle), the sole survivor of the Iwi tribe of Skull Island is having a hard time adjusting to day-to-day life at the Monarch schools (it annoys me that we get hints of this Monarch-centric world but there's no exploration of it) but she's also receiving visions and falling into fugue states. She worries about her mental health.  Her adoptive mother, Dr. Ilene Andrews (Rebecca Hall), worries too, only to discover that the pattern Jia draws in her fugue states resembles the seismic readings she's been getting from Hollow Earth.  She goes to Titan conspiracy podcaster Bernie Hayes (Brian Tyree Henry) for help because the rest of Monarch just shrugs it off as coincidence.  His condition for helping is a trip to Hollow Earth.

So when he discovers that both the image Jia is drawing and the seismic readings are a distress call from Hollow Earth, a small team (consisting of Ilene, Trapper, Jia, Bernie and their redshirt pilot) go to investigate.

Meanwhile Kong has encountered other giant apes for the first time and they attack him. But he is Kong and they are not. The larger ones flee, but the child ape Kong hangs onto, and forces the child (a pesky little runt) to take him to the rest of the apes.

As Kong encounters what remains of the society he is descended from, a community of apes enslaved by the Scar King as they search for an escape to the surface (doesn't seem that hard, mind) the humans (less their redshift) discover a whole other tribe of Hollow Earth Iwi. They tell of the war the Skar King led against Godzilla, and his desire to rule the surface. Jia is the prophesied last of Skull Island who will come and awaken Mothra, who will help Godzilla in defeating this threat against the planet.

Kong fights the Skar King, and his slave masters, and the giant ice-breathing lizard he has power over. Kong loses and flees only with his life. His hand is mangled, but Monarch has, conveniently, a power glove from an abandoned mech suit ready for Kong to help him both heal and fight better.

Meanwhile, Godzilla, barely in the picture, has absorbed the nuclear radiation of a French power station, and has gone up against the dragon Tiamat and stolen its home in the antarctic where the solar radiation is most strongest.

Kong goes to the surface and with Mothra's intervention, enlists Godzilla into helping defeat the Skar King. Middle Earth fight. Our heroic trio prevails. Godzilla returns to his nest in the Colosseum in Rome for a catnap, Kong has the family he's been searching for, and I guess the humans are going to just leave the Iwi in peace and never speak of it again (Bernie's been taking video this whole time, but Trapper gives him a warning of sharing it...there's not even a concluding moment of Bernie destroying his recordings or anything.).

Godzilla, Friend or Foe:
Friend

The Samesies:


Like the Godzilla films of old, there's a human story here that matters less and less and less as the story goes on, and, frankly, doesn't really matter a whole lot to begin with. But that's also typical of Godzilla films. The human story is often time-biding padding until we get to the monster fights.  

The difference here from old Godzilla is, well, the samesies as Godzilla vs Kong, where the film's main character is Kong, and we do spend a lot of time with.  We follow Kong around as he traverses the Hollow Earth and its dangers. Like the previous Kong movies in this Monsterverse series, he is such a soulful character and it's hard not to be emotionally invested in him.

Godzilla films have, a number of times now, given Godzilla a junior version for him to adopt into his life. For the first time, Kong is the recipient of a junior giant ape to dote over... or to grab by the leg and swing around like a cudgel(!).  If you thought from the trailer that this little doe-eyed red-furred ape would be a totes dorbs aww-meme generator, Wingard instead makes him a little shitheel scamp that betrays Kong a number of times over. But we learn the kid is traumatized from the environment he grew up in, and Kong showing him a kindness or two does eventually sway the brat.

In my watchings of the Godzillas these past few months, Mothra has emerged as perhaps my favourite kaiju, if not necessarily the creature herself, but for all the trappings around her. Her native worshippers, the fariy twin Shobijin, the glorious Masura song they sing, the way they set up Mothra as protector of the Earth only for her to basically be defeated by almost any threat and explode into stardust... but to have larval offspring also called Mothra. There's a whole twisted world to her that I really enjoy.  And by dovetailing Kong's native tribe, the Iwi, into Mothra's, it's a blending I like. But pageantry around Mothra this time is not up to standards. There's no song, nor larvae (that was already done in King of the Monsters, so I get it), and Mothra doesn't explode for a change. So, some losses, but a win.

It's not a net positive, but the surface fights between the Titans, in various cities, feels much like the Toho Godzilla films, where the world feels constructed for the purpose of being torn down. It doesn't feel like the real world even with the occasional composited shot of people fleeing. We're such a long way now from Gareth Edwards' mastery of feeling the awe of monsters fighting overhead. But the brawls do feel like the CGI version of the suitmation fights.  They're a lot more elaborate in their physicality and camera angles, the the sensation is just the same.

The Differences:
It's weird to say, but Hollow Earth as an environment, is just setting. It's no longer treated with much majesty and as such it loses so much of its "wow" factor. We got a lot of "wow" factor out of GvK and even Monarch:Legacy of Monsters but we don't get much of that here. Bernie has a few bulging eye moments but that's about it.  In observing this film largely through Kong as our POV character, we lose the sense of scale. Likewise, leaving the surface for much of the film, there's no structures in Hollow Earth for us to get scale comparisons to.

The Legendary Monsterverse has spent four films and a 10-episode TV series building up Monarch, only for it to be relegated very much into the background of this story. I guess they're just leaving any intrigue around the organization, or the politics of its existence to the TV show, should it return. Which is a shame because it's really what this Monsterverse is built around, and it should be our guide through this. I don't dislike that Wingard and the writing team have fleshed Kong out over two movies the way they have...these two pictures really do fit nicely together as a duology. But the title of these films isn't Kong: Homecoming and Kong: No Way Home, but Godzilla vs/x Kong, and the other half of that title has such little presence and purpose other than force of nature.  In a way it's fitting as we often only get a 15 minutes of Godzilla in any given film, but when we do the focus is squarely on the King, and here, he's a sideshow.

Anyone worth caring about?
Ilene and Jia are the two essential holdovers from the prior film. It's a good choice. Rebecca Hall has such a way of drawing the audience into her performance. She's able to trigger a sympathetic nerve like few other actors can, without ever being cloying about it. Part of that comes from her relationship with Jia. Having a deaf daughter means the communication is largely silent and expression conveys so much more. And Kaylee Hottle, for these two films comprising the bulk of her acting career, has been great in both of them. An absolutely endearing performer who is able to convey depths with just expression.

This film is so deep into quiet communication... Ilene and Jia, the telepathic Iwa people, the apes, Jia and Kong, Kong and Godzilla, Mothra and everyone. It's all very quietly emotive, which is what makes the dialogue so hard to digest. Like Trapper isn't really *that* annoying a character, except everyone else is saying so much without saying anything that his ballyhoo cries are just... a lot. And then there's Bernie.

I've loved or liked every Brian Tyree Henry performance I've seen. Except this one. Bernie is a conspiracy nut who is pretty much correct about most of what he's gone nutty over, but he's a caricature in these two films. He doesn't seem like a real person. And as "comic relief" in this film in particular, almost every jokey line falls incredibly flat. Plus, his character, beyond the initial discovery of the call for help, is useless.  Much like the previous film, Bernie contributes one thing, then just takes up oxygen in the film.  And it drove me nuts that Bernie, an established podcaster, kept going on and on about his blog.

The Message:
erm...home is where the heart is? I dunno. It's not that kind of movie.

Rating (out of 5 Zs): ZZz
I would say I enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed GvK and yet, the more I think about it, the less impressed I get.  I'm not deep in the weeds on it, but I'm annoyed that I can't seem to reconcile the Hollow Earth of King of the Monsters, GvK, Monarch:LoM and this film.  That may be on me, but I don't think so. I just don't think the writers/producers care enough about continuity/consistency. 

The diminished role of both Godzilla and Monarch are definitely detractors for me, but, and I need to be clear, I love the ape stuff. Absolutely love it. Is it what I wanted to see out a a Kaiju movie? Not really. Or at all. We already have a Planet of the Apes movie coming out this year from the same studio. Why did we need another one, just plus-sized?

If these Legendary Monsterverse films do continue, the next time better be space aliens, Gigan and Megalon, with Godzilla in front, recruiting Kong on the back-side.

I did want to call out that I really enjoyed the Godzilla/Kong fights in Egypt. But they couldn't have worked the pyramids into Titan lore somehow? Through the Iwi at least? Sigh.

Sleepytime Factor:
None actually. I had a pretty good time.


 

Friday, March 29, 2024

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): Road House

2024, Doug Liman (Edge of Tomorrow) -- Amazon

I was not a huge fan of the first movie, but I have always liked the stoic man of skill & violence who wanders into town to make things right, ala your classic western. Good thing one of the supporting characters in this movie sees that connection, and also comments on it. So much of this remake of the 1989 Swayze movie is a nod & wink to the original. The original was not exactly Shakespeare so you cannot expect this to rise above its origins. But, it is a pretty good Friday night popcorn flick.

Dalton (Jake Gyllenhaal, Source Code) is an ex-UFC fighter who makes money on the underground fighting circuit by scaring his opponents to forfeit. That impresses Frankie (Jessica Williams, Booksmart) enough to offer him a job as bouncer at her roadhouse on the Florida Keys. The original called Swayze's character a cooler, basically a head-bouncer often tasked with de-escalating. I don't think de-escalation is the point of this movie. We want to see Dalton beat up Bad Guys in Reacher style "you guys don't want to do this" ways. Again, stoic western lone wanderer. 

I was actually looking forward to this movie; not sure why, but that the work-related funk I am currently in is not letting me focus on better movies. I have half a dozen of them in half-watched states. I am tempted to abandon my attempts at watching "better movies" and embracing the suck, i.e. watching a bunch of B and Z grade movies to sate the consumption part of my brain, maybe a short run of Nick Cage's massive catalog of late? Even watching terrible movies allows for the brain to view and dissect and capture some of the "magic" of movie making.

Not sure why you are repeating what you said already in the comments here. I know you think there is an "audience" but. for real, you know the audience is Kent and Kent already responded about stepping off the yellow brick road can only lead to ruin.

Anywayz, Dalton gets off a bus in the "town" of Glass Key. Towns in these movies are never more than a few businesses and focal points. Like small towns on older roads of the Trans-Canada highway, they don't have "downtowns", residential neighbourhoods or even a centre or industry. But obviously Glass Key has enough money and residents to fuel The Road House's income, as well as the Bad Guy's plan to knock it all down to build a resort.

Dalton is a haunted man, constantly reliving his last official UFC fight, which gets teased out over the entire movie. Yeah yeah, we know you killed someone, but sure, string us along about the how. But that's alright cuz he wins the respect of his coworkers pretty quickly, and the local night shift nurse/doctor (not really sure) Ellie (Daniela Melchior, Fast X). And he quickly runs afoul of said Bad Guy (Billy Magnussen, No Time to Die), after he sends great numbers of his henchmen to visit Ellie.

That is until Conor McGregor is sent in.

At this point, I find myself stumbling back into the lack of anything concrete to say.

This is not a terribly constructed movie, in fact, I rather like the way Liman puts the movie together. But it entirely lacks any substance, anything which would stick the movie in my memory. Besides how terrible Conor McGregor was -- I am pretty sure they just put him on the set and let him over/under act his way through every scene. At least they had the other Bad Guys react to him in the exact same manner as we did. I suppose with each of these violent movies, I am hoping to bump into the next John Wick which, in genre and purpose strove to create a similar beast.

Wednesday, March 27, 2024

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): Damsel

2024, Juan Carlos Fresnadillo (28 Weeks Later) -- Netflix

Feeding damsels to dragons is a cliche, so this movie,  riding at the far end of the faery tale trend, turns it on its end. Its more generic fantasy than anything, in the vein of The Princess. You could probably find enough of these movies for a "princess don't need no prince to rescue them" sub-genre.

Of course, the D&D player in me loved it. The rest of me, was mostly OK with it. Its serviceable, it does its job, its a Netflix movie.

Elodie (Millie Bobbie Brownie, Godzilla: King of the Monsters) is the daughter of King/Lord Bayford (Ray Winstone, The Gentlemen) and step-daughter of Lady Bayford (Angela Bassett, 9-1-1) in a cold land that has chopped down all its trees. Lord Bayford receives a proposal of marriage to Elodie, from Queen Isabelle of Aurea, and they are invited to the idyllic island to all meet. Yeah, its obvious, Bayford is selling his daughter to keep his kingdom afloat. Its nothing new, and while Elodie doesn't like it, she does get along with Prince Henry, and goes through with it. Nobody seems happy with the deal, not even her step-mother, but what has to be done, has to be done.

The final ritual of the marriage just looms of doom, and we know what is happening, even if we came into the movie cold, with no exposure to the trailers. I mean, the opening sequence setup the fact there is a dragon. There is a cave on a cold mountain, a pact of blood on the other side of a crevasse. A crevasse into which Prince Henry tosses Elodie. Time to feed the dragon. 

Of course, Elodie is resourceful and strong-willed, and has no intention of dying down there, despite finding evidence that LOTS of girls have gone before her. Many survived the fall, many were resourceful, but none lived to escape. Elodie will. The dragon herself was also wronged so many years ago and finally comes to see Elodie's way, so they can both escape the mountain and burn the establishment down around them.

My favourite bit was hearing the dragon (Shohreh Aghadashloo, The Expanse) speak for the first time; now THAT is the voice for a dragon! The dragon itself was done fine, but I didn't buy the fact that a dragon could be burned by her own fire.

Tuesday, March 26, 2024

3 Short Paragraphs (Definitely Not): Babylon

2022, Damien Chazelle (La La Land) -- Netflix

I am only done the first "act" of this movie, but I already feel a need to write about it. I knew very little about the movie but that Margot Robbie was hot in the trailer (that's her whole schtick so far) and that it kind of got panned as a train wreck. In watching the break-neck pace of this movie about the opening days of Hollywood, during the silent era, I kind of think the train-wreck metaphor is apt and entirely intentional.

But holey fuck, a LOT is going on in this movie in just under an hour, like three or four other movies worth. And I have... two more to go?

Chazelle made the brilliant movies Whiplash and La La Land. They are unbelievably precise movies, no better word than evocative -- meant to evoke emotions. This is the same, from the first five minutes when we see an elephant defecate all over a man. Repulsion is a pretty strong emotion, almost as Chazelle was saying, "Hey you guys in the audience, this is going to be a wild ride, you might not be up for it."

Wait, did Kent not write about "La La Land" ? Please tell me he at least saw it. 

OK, two more hours later and... wow. Just wow.

If you could say the first "act" of the movie is being embedded with the silent movie era of Hollywood, and the characters' immersion in a completely decadent, self-indulgent, amoral time of movie making (does it ever become not that?) then Act 2 is their transition into "talkies".

The characters? 

Nelly LaRoy (Margot Robbie, Barbie) comes from New Jersey with one intent -- become a big movie star. Its not like she has a plan but she cons her way into the mansion party in the movie's opening sequence, with the goals of enjoying the uber-decadence of a producer's party, and to be noticed. She is noticed. Manny (Diego Calva,  Los hermosos vencidos) starts as a gopher at the party, having procured the previously mentioned shitting elephant, and instantly becomes enamoured with Nelly. They share a love of movies and he just wants to become a part of something bigger. He does. Jack Conrad (Brad Pitt, Babel) is the biggest name at MGM, knows everyone, knows the business and has revolving door marriages. Little does he know what is about to change.

They are the Big Three. But we also have a vast cast of lesser main characters, and an even more vast supporting cast. Sidney Palmer (Jovan Adepo, Watchmen), a trumpet player at the opening party, and eventually a star of his own films. Elinor St John (Jean Smart, Legion), the gossip columnist who knows Hollywood at its core. Lady Fay Zhu (Li Jun Li, Quantico) who makes the title cards for the silent films, but is also famous for being sexy and gay. 

These are the characters whose lives we follow, whom we are supposed to care about. Caring may be a bit more of a misnomer though. But we follow them through the opening silent era, as careers are made, but change awaits on the next dawn. The transition into talkies is tumultuous for some, grander for others, but the coming of morality in Hollywood is devastating to them all.

This is a movie about sequences. 

The opening sequence, the party in the mansion, is designed to be a shock on the senses, to elicit a reaction of the viewer. I experienced revulsion and fascination and the allure of excess. There is music & dancing, and drugs & sex, and wealth galore. Its all on display here, nothing is shameful, all is accepted. SO MUCH is happening on the screen and the camera races from element to element to element, as if coked up itself.

Bowls of coke and a man getting peed on.

The next morning is the movie set that Nelly has worked her magic to get onto. Manny is there as well, because he proved himself the night before, and not just with the elephant. Jack has woken up quite soon after passing out, as he has a starring role, as well as a dozen other tasks that he handles, just in order to keep the filming going. There are a half dozen movies all shot in this open field, some small single sets and one, a Roman / period battle with hundreds of extras. The actors, the extras, the directors and the supporting staff are all rushing about at break-neck speed trying to get it all done without too many people getting killed. Key words: "too many".

Extra speared on the end of a pole, injured horses, injured extras, all like the battlefield they are recreating. A set on fire which people ignore. The director (Spike Jonze!) demanding another camera as all his others have been smashed.

These sequences establish the movie, establish what Chazelle wants us to experience along with the characters: a love and fascination of the movie making industry. Its unbelievably successful and entertaining and full of wow factor.

Its not surprising the movie cannot maintain this pace. There are just not enough sequences that can be this big, this brash, this so full of happenings and characters and life, without causing the viewer's mind to stumble and lose focus. And thus the movie moves through the rest of the stories via mostly smaller sequences.

As mentioned above the story is basically the transition from Silent Films, to Talkies and then through further tumultuous years in Hollywood. Nelly LaRoy becomes the biggest name, but falters when her decadent, low-brow mannerisms become more of a detriment to her career than even she can/will navigate. Manny rises quickly in the ranks of "studio executive" as he puts his fixer skills to the ultimate tests, but eventually, has to run away from Hollywood when he runs afoul of the literal criminal underground. Jack cannot navigate the transition into talkies as successfully and eventually cannot handle his fall from heaven. He's too big to be anything but the biggest star on the MGM lot. He doesn't take it well.

The rest come and go, but mostly go. Hollywood is not gracious to them. 

This is a movie that must have had rooms of movie critics and podcasters arguing with each at top volumes. That was great, that was shit, there should have been more of X, why did I have to see any of Y ? This character was incredible, why couldn't I see more of that character? Its Chazelle's woeful tale of what I can only feel is his own opinion of Hollywood: he loves movies but hates the industry. He knows his films up to now have been the dear of the industry, but a downfall is only to be expected. And maybe he wanted to engineer his own fall, like Nelly had her hand on the rudder of her own sinking ship? 

In the end I loved this movie, in that it reminded me of being That Guy, the guy who loves movies, and loves the mechanism by which movies are made. But also loathes the whole thing, especially the Purple Suits who just ruin it all for everyone, both the viewers and the movie creators.

A final note, as the movie comes to a close, an older, wiser Manny is watching Singin' in the Rain and sees so much of his past wrapped up there on the big screen. He was part of something bigger than himself, and there is the evidence. Part of me wonders whether Chazelle watched the movie, which in 1952 was fondly recalling the transition from silent to talkie, and postulated, "I wonder what it was really like, going through all that, what HER story was, what HIS story was...." And then he told us.

Sunday, March 24, 2024

KWIF: Decision to Leave (+4)

KWIF = Kent's Week in Film. All watched this past Saturday. It wasn't even a sick day.

This Week.
Decision To Leave (2022, d. Park Chan-wook - Crave)
The Thomas Crown Affair (1999, d. John McTiernan - AmazonPrime)
The Brood (1979, d. David Cronenberg - AmazonPrime)
The Double (2013, d. Richard Ayoade - Tubi)
Payback: Straight Up (2006, d. Brian Helgeland - AmazonPrime)

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I have recently come to describe myself as a "pop culture tourist". After a few months of adopting this moniker, I realized that some might think it to mean I go out into the world, traveling to places to visit sets and locations from movies or going to theme parks or whatnot. While that sounds lovely and all, I'm not that adventurous, nor do I have the liberty or finances to do so at this time.

Instead it means I like to visit pop culture domains, spend some time there, see the sights, hear the sounds, and then move on to somewhere else. I resist becoming part of any particular community of fandom, and while I might gain more knowledge or awareness on a particular popular culture aspect, I am by no means an expert. I adopted the "pop culture tourist" ideology as a way to absolve myself of not having to know everything on a topic, of being up to the level of a lifelong or die hard fan.

I write this all to denote that I'm not nearly well-versed enough in Park Chan-wook's filmography to comment on how this film deviates from his previous efforts, nor can I really say I went into it with any particular expectations.

Looking back on my recent reviews of older Director Park films watched about a year ago, I recall had intended to tour his entire filmography along with the Blank Check podcast, but I fell off their pacing and couldn't catch up. So I come into Director Park's latest film pretty cold. Like, I'm not even expecting his "Vengeance Trilogy" level of violence or uncomfortableness. I literally had no expectations.

Within minutes of the film starting, I had a big smile on my face. Director Park (I use this honorific as a result of the various Oscar wins for Bong Joon-ho's Parasite, where cast and crew, upon accepting their award, would refer to him as "Director Bong". It seems fitting to do the same for Park Chan-wook) is an incredible visual stylist, both very playful and intentional. Insomniac Busan police detective Jang Hae-jung (Park Hae-il)  and his partner are on the case of a death that appears to be accidental, a rock climber found at the base of a mountain. Among the many different, unusual shots Director Park cycles through, one is of ants crawling over the dead man's face, including across his eyeball. Then the camera cuts to the POV of that eyeball, and the underbelly of the ant as it crawls across. 

If it's even a two-second-long shot I'll be amazed, but it's just one of dozens in the first ten minutes, and one of hundreds throughout the film. Before we even know what the film is, Director Park is setting a tone that tells you this isn't going to be your standard murder mystery, and to expect the unexpected.

A few minutes later, the dead man's widow is in the police interrogation room and Director Park delivers a shot with the woman, Song Seo Rae (Tang Wei), in the foreground, her face in profile obscuring two-fifths of the frame, with Hae-jung partially obscured in the the middle, and his partner in the background. Only Hae-jung is in focus. It's a striking image, and I'm sure other directors have produced such shots before, but it's a striking image that I could have just stared at like a photo hanging at a gallery for a very long time.

The pacing of the opening act of the film is pretty breakneck, and even when it slows down, it's still dispensing an incredible amount of information that is kind of hard to process, and would probably be just as intense even without having to read subtitles. Even though he's dispensing information at such a rapid clip, he does so with intention, such that every bit of information appears relevant to what we're watching. And every bit of information is relevant. Even if you didn't catch it, or don't retain it, when the information does become relevant again, Director Park gives you a prompt without making it feel like he's spoonfeeding you the film or insulting your intelligence. It's usually through conversation and the character understanding the context of something he or she saw earlier in the film, such that the audience is realizing something the same time as a character. It's so impressively savvy in its storytelling.

At it's heart, Decision to Leave is a romantic noir. Hae-jung is married, but he works in Busan while his wife lives and works in Ipo. They mainly see each other on weekends. They have conversations about how their arrangement works for them, and in some ways make them a better couple than others. They are familiar with each other, contented in their own way. But with this latest investigation, with the widow Seo-rae, he is immediately fascinated by her, and his interest in her as potential murder suspect begins to turn into something else altogether.

Seo-rae is a femme fatale in this rather vibrant noir, and while her backstory may read like a textbook femme fatale, Tang Wei's performance sidesteps all the cliches. She has a harrowing backstory as a Chinese immigrant, permitted to stay because of Korean heritage. She has a career taking care of the elderly, as she did with her grandmother, whom she helped commit suicide in the late stages of her illness (which is why she had to emigrate). Her husband, the dead man, was an immigration officer, and her hero knight in shining armor, ensuring she didn't get deported, except he was also abusive and marked her as his property, having his monogram tattooed upon her as it was stencilled on so much of his property. It's pretty clear where the detectives would see a motive, but her alibi is rock solid. 

Hae-jung isn't convinced that she is what she presents herself to be and blurs the line between investigating and stalking her, however unlike The Dual (see later in this post), it's absolutely clear in Park Hae-il's incredible performance that his sleep-deprived mind is so addled that he's not even really that clear on his own motivations for tracking Seo-rae so persistently. But Seo-rae is very aware of the attention he gives her, and, takes a strange comfort in his attention, rather than offence. It's clear from Tang Wei's performance that she understands this isn't the proper response she should have, but she can't help it.

The film twists, it time jumps, then twists and twists again, but not in a Shyamalan-style. The transitions are much, much smoother. While there is a detective bit to this noir, it's really all about the relationship between this man and woman. The chemistry is electric, but it remains unfulfilled until deep into the movie, and is ever the sexier for it. There are sex scenes with Hae-jung and his wife, but they are perhaps the most staid and unerotic moments of the film. They are scenes that tell us much about Hae-jung and his wife as a couple, as well as provide some curious (and funny) insight into how his mind is constantly working.

At 139 minutes, it is a fairly long film for a noir, but it's never boring and earns its runtime bolstered by two incredible lead performances. It's like the film has its own built-in sequel where the time jump midway is a natural break point if you need it, but the two sides of the film make for a tremendously fulfilling whole. The ending is a real all-timer, wickedly potent in concept and visual execution.

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What spurs me on to watch the films I watch? What prompts this tourist to visit these cinematic locales? Sometimes it's a stupid boy project, like my Go-Go-Godzilla series where I watched all the Godzilla series (soon to be a Ga-Ga-Gamera series), sometimes it's just pattern programming - whether it's films from the same actor, director, composer etc or similiar titles or themes or original+remake - and often, since I discovered it, it's following along with the Blank Check podcast as they go through a director's filmography film-by-film.

I've not been great about following along consistently, as witnessed with Director Park above, and with their follow-up series I only got through the first phase of David Fincher's career before I hit a stumbling block that I've yet to get back to. They're currently on John McTiernan, a director who has the greatest action movie of all time under his belt (that'd be Die Hard) and a few other incredible classics (Predator, The Hunt for Red October, Die Hard With A Vengeance) and more than a few massive swings and misses (The Last Action Hero, Medicine Man, Rollerball).  

The Thomas Crown Affair I recall in 1999 was a pretty big, buzzy hit, featuring Pierce Brosnan as an art thief and Rene Russo as an insurance investigator out to prove he did it. It was the steaminess between the two that had audiences flustered and nodding and winking at each other as they exited the theatre.

But, it was 1999, and I was all about The Matrix and The Phantom Menace and Fight Club and Toy Story 2 and The Sixth Sense and Austin Powers and Galaxy Quest and Go and Three Kings and and and.... The Thomas Crown Affair seemed to me a film for the Boomers and not a nerdy kid who was leaning heavily into this new school of filmmakers.

But as a middle aged person, I'm now in the target demographic for The Thomas Crown Affair, and, well, is not aping Brosnan's James Bond in any way, which is the thought I've long held about the film. But that's neither a positive nor negative sentiment.

The story is largely told with Catherine (Russo) as our POV character but it is overloaded with the male gaze. Russo and Brosnan are hottt tttogether, with some mega-sttteamy scenes, but the movie never seemed to know what, tonally, it wanted to be. I could never tell what the film wanted us to think about this couple, if they were playing each other or falling for each other or both. And what were we supposed to get from Leary and Russo's dynamic? The film doesn't seem to know what it wants the audience or the characters to feel about what's going on, and that would works so well if the intention were to put us in Catherine's confused emotional mindstate, but it's too busy ogling her to do so. I mean, yes it was kind of a revolutionary thing for a Hollywood picture to ogle a 45 year old woman in the 90's, but it loses its focal clarity every time it does so.

A large part of the blame on the film's nebulous tone is the Bill Conti score. It's too playful and at times total grated Parmesan, confusing the intention of scenes more than it enhances them, and rarely locking into any particular emotion.

The Dunaway therapy sequences seem like they're from another movie altogether, especially considering the POV is so heavily leaning to Catherine's. These are the only real attempts to get in Thomas's head and each one felt jarring. I'm assuming they were late-stage additions to accommodate the stunt-casting of the female lead from the original 60's version.

While liking parts, I didn't really enjoy this as a whole. As Denis Leary's police detective points out in the end, it's all kind of Rich People BullShit and I think our collective tolerance for RPBS has gone down dramatically in the 25 years since the film came out.

I found myself often wondering about Thomas' manservant Paul (James Saito) and what his life was like outside of Thomas Crown's household. What does he get up to in his days? Does he know about Thomas' illicit activities? Does he like Thomas or is he just hired help and is resentful of this uber entitled prick? Paul is such a non-character, yet such a presence, it was odd we get no sense of who this guy is.

I also wanted much more Frankie Faison. Is there a warmer presence on screen than Franke Faison. Every time he left a room the temperature went down. But there were other thing going on here putting the temperature back up, if ya know what I mean.

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The Blank Check crew have not done David Cronenberg yet, but it's only a matter of time. Cronenberg's films are purposefully lurid and uncomfortable, making them simultaneously attractive and off-putting. I have seen many (but not all) of his films over the years, and there are those that I like, a couple that I really like, a few that disturb me, and maybe one or two that don't work at all.  I would love to step through them all chronologically, but that's a pretty heavy investment that would likely take a dramatic toll on anyone's brain to watch too much Cronenberg in concentrated doses.

I saw C-berg's first two films, Shivers and Rabid, back in the late 90's on cable TV. I was weirded out by both of them and have been meaning to watch them both again ever since. I hadn't seen The Brood before, and to be honest, between these three titles, I keep forgetting which story applies to which title.

The tale here finds a single father, Frank (Art Hindle) picking up his daughter from the wife Nola (Samantha Eggers) he is separated from.  She lives in an experimental psychiatric clinic where the chief psychiatrist, Dr Hal (Oliver Reed) a fully accredited doctor, runs experimental "psychoplasmic" treatment on his patient. When Frank discovers bruises all over his daughter's body he blames the wife and the clinic, and prepares for a legal battle.

It's the 70's so taking a child away from their mother is a tough road to hoe, so Frank starts reaching out to former patients, where he learns that psychoplasmosis turns negative emotions into tumorous lesions which the body tries to expel, but some patients are left hideously deformed. While Frank is away Nola's mother and later her father are killed by a snow-suited child-sized troll-like creature, but when Frank is attacked it kind of "runs out of gas" and dies. The autopsy scene is sans the Cronenbergian gore, but the sheer delight on the medical examiner's face as he dispenses all the weird inhuman details of the creature is so in the director's wheelhouse.

I'm sure in the 1970's the shocking revelation in the final act would have been truly horrifying, but for a modern audience, we see what Cronenberg is telegraphing by the end of the first act. And yet...when it gets to that actual reveal... well it's still shocking. For everything you might have been expecting (and you're probably pretty close to being right) you still weren't prepared for the visuals.

On its surface, it's a pretty silly movie, especially when it comes to the murder sequences, which are anything but intense or scary. It doesn't help that Howard Shore, very early in his scoring career, apes elements of the Psycho soundtrack so blatantly as to feel pale and derivative. 

And yet, it's not a picture so easily dismissable, despite the kind of cheesiness it has. Cronenberg is poking at and peeling away scabs with this one. He's talking about childhood trauma, about parental abuse and an early conception of its cyclical nature. He's talking about mental health and in its nascent years how it is perhaps exploitative (he will come back to the subject again). It is dealing with the intensity of having a partner who is having psychological issues, and what that does to one's own mental well being.  It's not exactly saying anything concrete, but it's opening up the topic for conversation in the midst of a very odd horror film.

The Brood feels entirely a part of Cronenberg's early efforts (or what I recall of them), as if is a member of a loose quartet with Shivers, Rabid, and Scanners. He goes Hollywood after Scanners with Videodrome and The Dead Zone, the Fly and Dead Ringers, which, along with Naked Lunch again feel like a different age of Cronenberg, a bolder, more audacious, still steeped in genre yet less pulpy, more psychological. He's a director that continues to evolve in different phases, and I really need Blank Check to give me the impetus for that start-to-finish watch of his filmography.

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At some point I need to do a stupid boy project watch/rewatch of doppleganger movies. Enemy, Us, Dual, and The Double being the ones that come immediately to mind. I love stories where people discover an alternate version of themself.

British comedian/panel show guest/travel show host/actor/writer/director Richard Ayoade's The Double is less about the discovery another version of themselves than the alternate version descending upon them as a better, more confident, more outgoing, attractive and successful version of them. 

Jesse Eisenberg is an actor I traditionally dislike quite a bit, but I've been finding of late I've been appreciating him much more. He definitely has tendencies in his performances, twitches and quirks and a general way of being that, in larger-scale movies, drives me up the wall. But in a smaller picture like this, or the Art of Self Defense, or Vivarium, I've been pretty comfortable with his performances, maybe even positive towards them.

Here he plays Simon James, the ultimate of ultimate sad sacks. Charlie Brown as a 20-something in the working world, only less self aware and even more depressed, insular and isolated. Everything that can go wrong will when he's around, and he's completely incapable of expressing himself, so he just accepts it. He may be bothered by the world around himself, and his inability to affect change in his own life, but the only regret he seems to have is being unable to talk to the girl at work, Hannah (Mia Wasikowska). And then James Simon shows up at work, wearing his face, taking credit for his work, drawing all the attention and respect and admiration, he's the complete opposite of Simon, and yet everything he wishes he could be...until he spends time with James and realizes that James is the worst version of himself, not the best. Like a huge overcorrection, confidence-gone-nuclear.

Aesthetically, this film is 100% my thing. Every frame of it. With the inspiration of Dostoyevsky's novel of the same name, this turns to brutalist interiors, severely cold and sterile environments full of archaic-looking technology with limited use, scant buttons, and lots of oversized cabling protruding from it.  It's retro-futuristic but as if Russia won the Cold War in the 1970s and left it to the oligarchs to keep society running.

My biggest hang-up with the film is the trop of the socially awkward introvert obsessing over, stalking and creating a narrative in his head about a girl, and then winning over that girl? It's problematic wish fulfillment. Ayoade seems aware of this problem, even has Hannah call it out explicitly, yet Simon doesn't really achieve any self-awareness of his behaviour or express genuine remorse for it. I get that Simon thinks he sees in Hannah, through his telescope, someone sad and lonely like him that he can relate to- another ghost of a person- but that's the fantasy a socially awkward introvert does build within their mind when they start obsessing over someone else they don't truly know because they've never truly interacted with them in any meaningful way. I've been that guy (to a much lesser and creepier degree) so I understand Simon pretty well. But here, in presenting Simon's illicit observations of Hannah's persona as truth, and it becomes a dangerous cliche to uphold, validating the idea that obsession from a demure introvert is harmless or comes from a place of good intentions. The film denies Simon a lesson in how his behaviour, as innocent and innocuous he believes it to be, should have actual consequences.

I liked it a lot but with complex reservations.

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I talked about reading Darwyn Cooke's adaptations of certain volumes of Richard Stark (aka Donald Westlake)'s Parker series of novels when I reviewed the most recent adaptation of the character into an ill-fitted Jason Statham vehicle. Payback, written and directed by Brian Helgeland, imagines Mel Gibson as Westlake's tough guy with a moral code.

The film was originally released in 1999, but in a heavily compromised form. A simple search of it all finds that Gibson, an Oscar-winning director, was asserting his then mega-watt starpower over Helgeland and ultimately had the writer-director removed once principle shooting was completed. Rewrites were made and reshoots were done, and a compromised film was released that much less resembled Westlake's The Hunter. It was still a modestly successful film at the box office, but I don't know that it left a lasting impact on anyone.

But Helgeland somehow managed to get control back a half decade later, with a re-edit and tightening of the picture getting it close to his original intent and much, much closer to Parker as a character and The Hunter as a story.

This "Straight Up" edition is actually fairly remarkable in its faithfulness to the rhythms of the story (as I know it at least through the Cooke graphic novel adapataion). There may be some tweaks for it's setting 40 years in the future of the late-1990s but it feels in spirit with the story.

It finds Gibson's Porter (not "Parker" as Westlake notoriously refused anyone using the name without committing to multiple pictures, something his family should have posthumously kept true to for the awful Statham picture) having just returned to New York after 5 months away. He was betrayed by his wife and his partner after a job, shot in the back twice and left to bleed out and die. 

Hale and healthy, he's back for his cut of the money his partner stole, but the man used it to pay his way into The Outfit, the top tier of organized crime in NYC. It doesn't matter to Porter who has his money, he's going to collect it from someone. The film finds him weaving his way through his past life and the networks of New York, with one singular goal in mind.

It's a very brisk and enjoyable production. I read up on the differences between the "Straight Up" edition and the 1999 cut, and it seems worlds apart. Parker is a man of a very specific code of conduct, and he's also a man of little emotion. Porter is the same, only a bit more emotional. Where Parker is very cunning, tough-as-nails, and a bit of a hulking brute (and a total prick), Gibson's Porter is a bit more of a stumbler, less cunning, tough, but not hulking (Gibson is not a big man). Gibson strives for the emotionlessness of the character from the page, but can't help but emote. It's in his nature as a performer, so he reveals more of a softer side to Porter, but in facial expression only.Porter is also less of the tank that Parker is, and he feels more like a loose cannon than a man fully in control. It's just what Gibson brings to the role.  It does get pretty uncomfortable watching Gibson slap his wife in the film around. Very uncomfortable. It's true to Parker, but also true to Gibson, so, ick.

But, stepping out of that meta-aspect, good movie. I would love a stupid boy project marathon of all the other Parker adaptations from the 60s and 70s but none are readily available to stream or rent, except maybe Gross Point with Lee Marvin (who seems like a total Parker to me).

Dune, Part Two

2024, d. Denis Villeneuve - In Theatre

[toasty's review]


I felt like a loose beige scarf, flapping in a desert sandstorm while watching Dune, Part 2. I was not lost, as I was securely draped around someone's neck who was still forging ahead through the swirling grit with purpose, but I was ready to go where the wind was trying to takes me yet feeling the tug of resistance to stay in place.

I have a love for David Lynch's Dune, a brilliantly messy, often impenetrable film that looks like the product of a brainstorming lunch between H.R. Geiger and David Cronenberg. There's nothing like it. But I've never read Frank Herbert's novel, so the only think I have to compare Villeneuve's Dune(s) to is the Lynch movie. 

Most of Lynch's Dune is covered by Part 1 and the remaining final act of Lynch's version, I learned after watching Part 2 and having a detailed discussion with Toasty about his recollection of the novels, was largely constructs of Lynch, and not Herbert.

So I sat through Part 2 waiting for some iconic moments (to me at least) of the Lynch film that would never arrive because they were not from the source. Thus, pretty much of all Part 2 was surprising.

I'm so used to the idea of sequels picking up with time passing in universe (especially when years of real time has passed in between releases) that it's always a shock to me when the sequel picks up immediately where we left off, no recap or nothin. We don't have time to backtrack.

Paul Atreides (Timothee Chalamet) is creating a stir among the Fremen. There are those who believe he is the Kwisatz Haderach, a prophecy that the Bene Gesserit witches have been seeding for centuries as part of their religion, and have been trying to make literal in this current age in a push for more power. But there are also Fremen who think him just an outsider and should be left to waste in the desert. Jessica (Rebecca Ferguson), meanwhile, takes over for the ailing Reverend Mother of the Fremen, and has a powerful spice-augment witch gestating in her belly whom she already communes with.

The Bene Gesserit who have the ear of the Emperor (Christopher Walken) are uneasy with the Atreides' possible rise to power, have contingency plans for the Kwisatz Haderach with Fayd-Rautha of the house Harkonnen (Austin Butler), as cunning as he is sadistic. The Emperor already put the Atreides down because they were rising too high, and now things only seem to be getting worse.

But what Paul wants is not "destiny" or "power", he wants Chani (Zendaya), the girl he's been dreaming (/having future visions) about for years. She's reluctant at first, but does start to develop feelings for Paul, but is also very uncomfortable with all the prophetic worship he receives. With good reason.


At it's heart, these two pieces of one text are about whether destiny means that you have no control about where you wind up. It's about power, how to accept it, and how to use it wisely...and it's a warning about the corrupting influence of it. Where the first film was highlighting political intrigue, Part 2 plays with religious intrigue, and to be clear, it doesn't denote a whole heck of a lot of difference between them.

The acting in this is all pretty great, with one exception. Many people complain that Walken is "too Walken" and they can't separate Walken the pop-culture icon from the role. I had no such trouble. Cast the glance aside, though, and one of my favourite actor among the Millennials, Florence Pugh, has moments in her performance that made me wince. She's only in a couple scenes and I suspect the casting is largely in preparation for the next movie. If she spent more than a week on set I'd be surprised, so maybe she's not so heavily invested. I have to wonder if she was a late addition. Butler is the scene stealer, here, simultaneously repulsive and alluring. You hate him, but you can't look away from him.

Toasty said that he wasn't sure how Chalamet would pull off getting into the leadership role, as he seems so low key as a person, but time and again in these films he proves himself. Just as Paul has to prove himself to the Fremen, Timothee has to prove himself to the audience, and both are very big wins.  Unlike Toasty, I though Zendaya was remarkable. I think her whole deal is that even as she's falling in love with Paul, she's still wary of him, and though I haven't read the book, from what I hear it's in how this relationship plays out that is the biggest change. Just as Paul had visions of Chani coming into his life, and he was in love with her before he even met her, it's almost like she had visions of outsider bringing absolute ruin to everything she loves and holds dear. Her heart and brain are in conflict and Zendaya sells that throughout.  She never goes "soft" emotionally, she's always guarded, she's a warrior, so she not going to let her emotions get the better of her.

I'm talking a lot about themes, plot, and acting, which is testament to how involving a story its, and how well performed it is that I'm really not talking about the visuals, which are, as with the last film, epic. The visual tone of this film is daringly monochromatic. The only real colour seems to be the blue of the Fremen eyes, where everything else is browns and greys, blacks and tans. But it's richly realized and gorgeous. Everything fits, from wardrobe to makeup, sets and effects, creature design and sound design.

If there's a weak point, and even that is subjective, it's Hanz Zimmer's score. The chanting seemed...overused, and began to irritate me (if only because it was reminding me of the Snyder Cut of Justice League, bleh).

I rewatched Part 1 the morning before our afternoon screening, and as I mentioned in our review (yes, Toasty and I did a joint review which for a few glorious weeks in 2011 was going to be the whole deal blog) I didn't outright love it upon first watch. I did suspect, however, that "when it's completed with its second half, it will be even better.... probably amazing." and I have to say, that prediction bore true. I loved it pretty fully on rewatch and it had me so psyched for Part 2.

But with Part 2, I once again felt like I did when I came out of Part 1, that I didn't love it, but once it is more of a complete story with Dune: Messiah, as promised by Villeneuve, I will feel much more strongly about it.


Friday, March 22, 2024

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): Argylle

2024, Matthew Vaughn (Kick-Ass) -- download

Speaking of violence...

I need to stop putting off my writeups for mediocre movies, as they tend to fade from memory rather quickly. I am only remembering the broad strokes of this movie, the twist and the classic Vaughn aspects of it. So, I'll do my best.

Elly Conway (Bryce Dallas Howard, Black Mirror) writes terrible spyfi adventure books that are very popular. We get introduced to the terribly dressed, flat-top coifed agent Argylle (Henry Cavill, The Witcher) with a wonderful, over the top opening sequence where he squares off against lovely foil Lagrange (Dua Lipa, singer). For those just seeing the trailer, they may think he's real and the movie is about him. It isn't, despite a bit of a playing-the-game. This movie is about Elly Conway whose books are so detailed that they predict real life spy agencies activities. So, that means Elly doesn't live in our world, but actually also lives in a spyfi world, albeit with fewer flashy purple outfits.

Exceeeeept, there is a twist. Kind of. And to be honest, I was kind of annoyed by the twist.

Spoilers Abound.

You see, Elly is not real. Oh, she's a person not a figment like Argylle (because of the spelling, my brain keeps pronouncing it arr-gilley), but she is a fabricated cover identity for an actual agent suffering amnesia and conditioning by the Bad Guys. You see the Bad Guys were pretending they were the Good Guys but actually working to undermine things, as if the Kingsmen from his previous movies were out there robbing banks and toppling countries. And Elly was actually their top agent who was injured, so they created this cover identity, mentally conditioning her into believing it while... well, I don't actually remember WHY they did it. BUT on the other side is her partner and lover Aiden Wilde (Sam Rockwell, Moon), and CIA guy Alfie, played by Samuel L Jackson who is almost identically recreating his character from the OTHER Vaughn movie but is now... a Good Guy? He needs Elly to help him steal the spy agency's agenda so he can... oh, I don't know.... stop them?

You know, I am not entirely sure if writing it up right after would have helped. The movie is meant to be a mind-fuck, full of double-bluffs and misdirection while at its heart being another send-up of Bond films & world. The colourful world of this spy agency is wonderfully depicted in Bond-ian 4-colour style but I had trouble understanding why they existed, and why or who considered them Good Guys. I mean, did they stop crime or cause it? Did they protect governments or topple them? They have a floating secret lair full of jump-suited henchmen so that should have been the first sign they were Bad Guys, but I understood very quickly that the whole agency thing was not the point of the movie, just a prop to give an excuse for all the subterfuge and gun-fu and high-kick hijinx. 

And figure skating on oil.

Bryce Dallas Howard and Sam Rockwell have a blast, while John Cena and Henry Cavill are not real, so only appear in fictional depictions or .... hallucinations? The "Vaughn Sequence" is fun, expectedly highly choreographed but non-sensical. There was more than a nod-nod-wink-wink that the "real world" was even more ridiculous than the Elly Conway fictional world, but in the end, with all the bluffs and not-really-twists, I wasn't impressed by any of it. Everything was fun, but nothing was clever and I was not really impressed by anything.

The cat. You didn't mention the cat!

Oh yes, the cat, the fucking terribly CGI-ed cat from the trailer. Just another misdirection and bluff, playing no real part in the movie other than being a prop for Elly to be stuck protecting. If the Kingsmen movies had umbrellas and posh accents as props, one of this movie's many props was the cat. And like the others it served no fucking purpose.

I guess you could go so far as to say, either did the movie?

Thursday, March 21, 2024

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): You Were Never Really Here

2017 Lynne Ramsay (We Need to Talk About Kevin) -- Amazon

Kent's post

Some mornings (I watch most movies on weekend mornings, before the Peanut Gallery awakens) I want something dumb, some mornings I want something familiar, and some mornings I want something violent. I am sure my Future Therapist has something to say about that.

This is a Small Movie, an extremely narrow focus on trauma and surviving it, through the lense of violence. Its been called a very violent movie, and it is, but amazingly most of the violence happens just off camera, as if it was taking a PG approach. But no, its not PG, for the onscreen material is so very not PG. We don't need to see the ball-pean hammer smashing skulls to understand what's going on.

What's going on is this. Joe (Joaquin Phoenix, Joker) is an ex-soldier, an ex-FBI agent who now works a seedy job for a seedy guy recovering trafficked kids. Joe does not bring a gun, Joe brings a hammer. You see, Joe has a lot, a LOT, of rage to work out on these evil men. Joe is haunted, haunted by the abuse he suffered at the hands of his father, and the horrible things he saw in his past careers. We all have those moments where some embarrassing memory creeps in and we internally cringe at ourselves. Joe sees his worst moments over and over: locking himself in the closet with a bag over his head to drown out the beatings his mother was taking,  opening a cargo container full of dead girls, seeing a child shoot another child over a candy bar. Joe never escaped it, so he lives in squalor with his mother and takes Jobs where he can unleash his demons.

And then Joe is given the job that unravels everything. The pedophile ring is connected to a man in power, a connected man, one able to influence police and other agencies to do his bidding. In the end, Joe has to kill a LOT of people to save Nina.

There isn't a message in all this violence. Its just anger and retribution played out on the screen. This is a character study in trauma. But at the end, for just a brief moment, both Joe and Nina are given a reprieve, as she states, "Its a beautiful day," and Joe agrees. 

Wednesday, March 20, 2024

Go-Go-Godzilla #33: Godzilla vs Kong

Director: Adam Wingard
Year: 2021
Length: 113 minutes

The Gist:
I guess because of the understanding of how the Titans communicate and sense each others' presences, Monarch is protecting Kong on Skull Island within a gigantic dome from alpha Titan Godzilla. Kong isn't stupid though, and he knows his fortress is actually a prison. Dr. Ilene Andrews is Monarch's chief Kong-ologist, and her deaf adopted daughter, Jia, seems to have a special bond with Kong. She's taught him some sign language, but they keep that between them.

Walter Simmons is the megalomaniac head of Apex Cybernetics, a very powerful tech organization. He recruits ex-Monarch researcher and Hollow Earth theorist Dr. Nathan Lind after telling him he's created a  vehicle for safe entry into the centre of the planet but what they need is a Titan to lead them to the gateway.

Using his connections they manage to get to Skull Island and convince Ilene that this mission is a good idea. On the way to the gateway, Godzilla attacks a drugged, dazed, and seemingly depressed Kong. Kong fights valiantly, enough to ward Godzilla off, but it's no victory. To continue on the path they've chose would risk another attack. But tracking Godzilla, they discover a gateway, and airlift Kong there.

They make passage into middle earth where they discover Kong's home territory, seemingly abandoned, but just laced with stones full of a new form of energy.  Unknown to Doctors Andrews and Lind, this is what Walter Simmons was really after. Apex Cybernetics created a giant remote controlled Mecha-Godzilla that uses a hybrid cybernetic mind link between a human host and one of Ghidora's skulls from the previous film to control it, but it needs the raw power of the Hollow Earth to power it.

Godzilla knows that Kong has found a hotbed of power and, from Hong Kong big G revs up his atomic blast and opens up a hole right to Kong's homestead (that's 6000+ KM for reference). Armed with a super-charged axe, Kong makes his way to the surface to battle Godzilla (basically hopping up the tunnel Godzilla just bore into the Earth...all 6000+ KM), and once again finds he's just not a match. Godzilla nearly kills him.

Meanwhile, Simmons is out to prove man is the Apex Predator once more and sets MechaGodzilla out into the wild. It's a brawl, and Godzilla's about to lose, but Nathan uses the HEAV as a defibrillator and revives Kong. Jia explains to resurrected Kong that Godzilla doesn't have to be his enemy, and that he needs help. Kong steps in, and the two decimate Mecha-G in a pretty nice tag-team (Godzilla charging Kong's axe with his atomic breath was just aces). They reach an uneasy truce, an understanding of cohabitation, and go their separate ways.

Oh yeah, Mark and Madison Russell from the last film are in this as well. Madison is obsessed with a Titan-focussed conspiracy podcast run by Bernie Hayes, who works for Apex Cybernetics. Along with Madison's friend Josh, they manage to meet up with Bernie and go on a fruitless and meaningless adventure which culminates in them dumping a flask of whiskey on a computer to give Mecha-Godzilla a moment's pause, which is just enough to make a difference it the big finale.

Godzilla, Friend or Foe:
He's the same Godzilla as previous, a massive force of nature, but we get the sense that he's not *just* a force of nature. That he can think a bit too, and even socialize with others.

The Samesies:
Just like the previous Godzilla eras, the continuity here ain't so tight between the films, especially when you add Monarch: Legacy of Monsters to the mix, it's not easy to fit all the pieces together of what humanity knows about the habits and behaviours of the Titans and Hollow Earth, and when they knew about it.  I'm sure it's all fudge-able, in the same way one has to fudge Star Wars continuity to make it make sense, but it's not all there on the screen.

Like many Godzilla films past, the technology available to mankind has gotten really advanced. There's some heavy investment into "super science" and research infrastructure, even way beyond the previous film. King of the Monsters toes the sci-fi waters, where GvK just jumps right in. It's pretty unapologetic about it, too, which I like a lot.  

Mechagodzilla having a connection to Ghidorah is right out of the Heisei era Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II, as is the idea of Ghidorah taking over the robot from its human controllers.

Like King Kong vs Godzilla, there's lore introduced here that suggests the two beasts have an ancient rivalry. This film goes into it a lot more than the 60's film did, though. 


The Differences:

The Hollow Earth was teased in the previous film and even visited via an underwater portal (which I guess explains why there wasn't all the topsy-turvey-ness others have reported. The reason they don't go back to that gateway is, well, because they blew it up with a nuke.  Anyway, the visit to the Hollow Earth here is very adventuresome and exploratory. It's vibrantly realized and I really dug this sequence.

The HEAV (Hollow Earth Aerial Vehicle?) is not too far off from the Super-X hovering tanks of Toho films past, although these are strictly transportation meant to accommodate the flippidy-doo journey into Hollow Earth. I like the Tron-like light trails it leaves behind in its wake.

I haven't been re-watching Kong films, but doesn't Kong usually have something of a connection with young women? I think this is the first time he's really had a relationship with a child, and maybe the first time he's shown an aptitude for communicating with sign language.

This is the first Godzilla movie to feature a podcaster, and dive into conspiracy theories as they apply to the Monsterverse. Of course, this is the annoying thing where we know more than Bernie does.

Anyone worth caring about?
Oh, so much more to care about than in the previous film. Rebecca Hall as Ilene and Alexander Skarsgard as Nathan are both immediately and infinitely more appealing and likeable than Vera Farmiga and Kyle Chandler. Chandler is still in this film but really tossed into the background, where he should be. Hall, Skarsgard, and Kaylee Hottle (Jia), as well as the Apex and Monarch crews, are all basically team Kong, while Millie Bobbie Brown (returning as Madison), Brian Tyree Henry as Bernie, and Julian Denison as Josh are the largely useless and purposeless team Godzilla but quite likeable. I'm happy to see some of this crew are back in one of two "Empire" movies this March of 2024 in Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (see also Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire).

But, really, the best character in the film is Kong. He's so expressive. He's a big, homesick, lonely boy, with such soulful eyes, and every moment he has with Jia made me just a little, teensy bit weepy.

The Message:
Uh, it's possible to make peace with even your longest-standing enemy? *ahem*

Rating (out of 5 Zs): ZZZ
This isn't a super-smart movie, and it's sense of scale goes all out-of-whack, but boy does it know how to have fun. If there's a big difference between this and King of the Monsters it is exactly that point. The characters in this film are going on a big old ride and despite the peril they may be in, the performers seem to be having fun. It's contagious. 

The Kong v Godzilla fights are very well orchestrated with a LOT of fun little nuances you could never accomplish in suitmation. That's not a dig on the fun of suitmation, but just part of the comparison. CGI frees the filmmakers up to create more expressive creatures, and have more nuanced fights. Not sure the physics always work out in its favour but who cares!? Big dumb fun is supposed to be exactly that.

I just wish Skarsgaard was playing Tarzan in this.

Sleepytime Factor:
I did have a brief little headbob of a nod during the Ghidorah-head discovery or one of the team Godzilla scenes, but I never went right out.


Tuesday, March 19, 2024

Go-Go-Godzilla #32: Godzilla, King of the Monsters (2019)

Director: Michael Dougherty
Year: 2019
Length: 132 Minutes

The Gist: Monarch Dr. Emma Russell has invented a device dubbed the "Orca" that can emulate sounds of the Titans. Not only that, it can manufacture the sound of an Alpha Titan. This could be useful in non-violently warding off Titans who are coming close to populated centers. It's certainly useful when Mothra hatches in larval form and staves off an attack on one of Monarch's many, many massive Titan research compounds. Only an extremist faction interferes, kidnapped Russell and her daughter, and are using the Orca to awaken more kaiju around the world. These extremists want the Titans to return to dominance of the Earth and put man in its rightful place in the food chain.

Monarch needs the help of Emma's ex-husband, ex-Monarch something-something Dr. Mark Russell to help locate the Orca (and his family, I guess). Mark has been out in the wilderness studying animal behaviour and avoiding dealing with his feelings over the death of his son in the 2014 disaster in San Francisco.

Using the Orca's unique signature they trace them to Antarctica, where the extremists are setting Monster Zero, aka King Ghidorah free from his icy cage. History speaks of Ghidorah, an alien titan who, only through to good graces of Godzilla back in cave-drawing times, was put in his place.

Emma later awakens Rodan within a volcano, which endangers an entire village at the base. Monster Zero arrives and nearly kills Rodan, just as Godzilla arrives. The US Military have a new weapon, the Oxygen Destroyer (no explanation necessary?) which they hope will destroy both creatures at once. Unfortunately Ghidorah survives and Godzilla is near fatally wounded. The creature swims off and disappears.

The Monarch team, tracking Godzilla, discover the much theorized wormholes to a middle Earth (which Monarch: Legacy of Monsters implies the organization has known about for decades, so why is this one such a surprise?) and set off in a submersible where Dr. Serizawa sacrifices himself to set off a nuke to help big G recuperate faster. It's a success.

Godzilla returns to take on Ghidorah, while Mothra runs interference on Rodan. Mothra defeats Rodan, but is barely able to help against Ghidorah. She sacrifices herself to infuse Godzilla with her radiation which supercharges him, and he is able to defeat Ghidora.  The humans do some human stuff to make it seem like they matter including Emma using the Orca to distract Ghidora and sacrificing herself to give Godzilla a few precious seconds in the fight.

The age of Titans has arrived.

Godzilla, Friend or Foe:
Fearsome friend, and force of nature.

The Samesies:
The monster fighting is a big budget CGI version of what we used to see in the Showa era, where Godzilla would be up against a bigger, badder foe or two, and he would get help from another kaiju. This is fairly common Godzilla filmstuff.

Mothra, bless her, is ever the ineffective defender of the earth. She tries her best, but, like Obi-Wan Kenobi, is more powerful in her death than in life. She bestows her life force on Godzilla. This is not new either.

Monarch isn't the first time the Godzilla films have tried to build an agency around tracking Godzilla or other Kaiju, and it's not even the first one to carry through an entire series (there was the group Miki the psychic girl belonged to in the Heisei era).  Just like with the various JSDF and multinational organizations of the prior films, I wish there was more lore to Monarch in the foreground of these films but it's mainly a place to center human characters and exposition around (sounds pretty familiar to Godzilla). Monarch is not *really* explored as an agency until the Legacy of Monsters series on AppleTV+ (which may or may not be loaded with contradictions in the movies).

Rodan leaves sort of a devastating sonic boom and wind wake in its trail that truly made no sense in the suitmation films, and makes just as little sense here, but it's visualized more effectively. 


The Differences:
This is the most bloated of all the Godzilla films, and it really feels it. 

If this were a Toho film, it would probably be revealed that Charles Dance's extremist factions were actually aliens in disguise tricking Emma Russell into joining their side. But no, just boring, thinly caricatured humans doing evil in their misguided quest of zealotry.

Anyone worth caring about?
This tries to establish family drama around a giant monster fight film, and does not succeed. I dislike Vera Farmiga as an actor (I'm sure she's a lovely person), and she's in prime unlikable form here. I also dislike Kyle Chandler as an actor, and he's just as unlikable as Farmiga in this (but I'm sure he's a nice guy too). They're both gratingly pious as characters, and the fact that they both seem like bitter people makes them direly un-fun to watch. Chandler's Mark steps into Monarch like he owns the place, and begins dominating the conversation like he's the only smart guy in room and that his daughter is the only important thing in the world when millions are at risk every second the Titans are on the loose. Farmiga's Emma never seems to waver in her conviction to side with Dance's extremists, so she's a total villain, but you can tell Farmiga wants you to be sympathetic towards her, but I just can't muster any sympathy.

The worst part is, we could have had Ken Watanabe's Serizawa and Sally Hawkins' Dr. Graham be the creators of the Orca, and have bonds with the kaiju and have a very personal rivalry with Dance's Monarch defector, but they kill Hawkins off unceremoniously, sideline Serizawa as perhaps the most important person in Monarch, and don't give Dance any characterization at all.  

Watanabe and Hawkins would have been easily likeable leads, and they could have beefed up the military tracking of Dance (giving O'Shea Jackson Jr. more to do), and leaned into Dance's role as more of a Bond-villain (rather than a big nothing).

I haven't even talked about Millie Bobbie Brown. I like her in this, but her character is extraneous. It really tries to find something for her to do in the third act but it seems empty.  The story uses her as the motivating factor for the two characters who we don't care about, and at one point one of the tertiary military characters says about Mark and Emma, "If these two were my parents, I would have run away too". Yes, run far, far away.

The Message:
Humans have fucked up the earth, we need gigantic radioactive creatures to set it right.

Rating (out of 5 Zs): ZZz
Honestly, I really hated this when I first saw it. I was very, very, very mad at it. But this time around, I liked it a lot more, save for the Farmiga/Chandler of it all, which is pretty much 2/5 of the film.  The kaiju fights are awesome, I love the expanding of the lore, and there's a lot of intriguing (but ultimately underserved) secondary characters to keep the thing afloat.  I think watching this armed with all the recently acquired Godzilla history helped in consuming it as well. All the nods being made to Godzilla history help make this film make more sense.  I mean, they really, truly, totally, undercut the heaviness of the Oxygen Destroyer, and its significance from the original Gojira, which just shows how underbaked this script was.

Sleepytime Factor:
No sleeping in this one, but much eyerolling everytime Farmiga or Chandler were on screen.