Tuesday, October 31, 2023

31 Days of Halloween: Viral

2016, Henry Joost, Ariel Schulman (Catfish) -- Netflix

If anything defined this year of Halloween movie watching, it was ... attention span. This night started as a watch of acclaimed ultra-low budget flick Skinamarink but was quickly identified that the 9000 opening atmospheric ultra-grainy video-camera shots of the ceiling were not going to keep our attention -- best left for another night. So, onto Netflix to find something.... fluffy. Not a lot of horror-comedies that caught our interest this year, so why not this old one that combines zombie-plague-creature-feature. I was also keen on seeing how a plague movie played out pre-COVID.

So, it begins in Obama's run as president, with some conversation about an epidemic that might or might not come to the US. The dialogue must have been about SARS but it all sounded sooooo familiar, and the playbook of how the government and the populace would deal with a quick quarantine was... predictive.

Emma (Sofia Black-D'Elia, Single Drunk Female) and Stacey (Lio Tipton, Lucy) are relatively new to town, having been moved there by Dad (Michael Kelly, Person of Interest) after some undefined family drama that has Mom absent. Emma is reserved and Stacey, with her blue streaked hair, is not. Like most of these movies, the emerging epidemic is happening on TV screens in the background mostly, but almost immediately Emma's friend Gracie is coughing up blood and the California desert suburban community is put under lockdown.

Grocery store stockup runs for food and toilet paper were replaced by a Dad run to the airport run to pickup Mom. The typical Dad stocked house has only.... condiments, so the girls have to fend for themselves. In very typical teen response to a lockdown, they go party in a partially finished home wherein the kids are attacked by the first fully infected kid, someone who Gracie coughed blood all over. And Stacey gets coughed upon.

At this point I should mention that this particular plague is parasite-based, worms in particular. There is some earlier commentary on dealing with bot fly larvae, but when Stacey gets a face full of blood we see a small worm quickly worm its way into her eye, which she, of course, denies happening. 

The rest of the movie follows the quick escalation of these movies. Dad never returns, the burb is cut off, soldiers are taking away the infected, Stacey's infection progresses slowly enough for her to hide it but the step-dad for Emma's love interest is not so subtle. By then, most of the burb is gone or infected and you can see the collapse of the US happening in the background. Yet, Emma believes she can save Stacey via the knowledge she gleaned from the science class she barely paid attention to. At least she didn't try to use Ivermectin, but in this case, it being an anti-parasitic for horses, it actually might have helped? 

Everything about this movie is horror-lite. The horrific zombie-scenes are scant, the wormy depictions are minor (wiggly worms coming out of ears & eyes), and the horde of chasing infected is relegated to one scene. Mostly the movie is about the love between two sisters, but even that is on the lite side. So, for our last night of Lack of Attention Span, it was a fine choice.

Monday, October 30, 2023

31 Days of Halloween: The Crow

1994, Alex Proyas (Knowing) -- download

Devil's night was a thing in Detroit up until... well, the release of this movie. It would happen on October 30 and involve mischief, pranks and petty acts of vandalism, but by the 90s had become synonymous with arson. The movie begins on that night in a run-down neighbourhood (technically, a miniature model neighbourhood) when a small band of criminals rape & murder Shelly Webster and her boyfriend Eric Draven.

A year later, Eric crawls out of his grave to exact revenge on those who took his life from him.

I have referenced The Crow a lot in this blog, as it sort of set the template for the emotionally driven, supernaturally fueled revenge flick in years to follow. And while, in this umpteenth rewatch, it still stands up for the most part, my fondness is still mostly now steeped in nostalgia from the days I eagerly anticipated watching it in the cinema.

What draws Eric out of the ground? Love. The Crow is just his guide from the afterlife back to the world of the living. He returns without an understanding of what or why he is, but utterly saturated by the anguish of his, and Shelly's death. 

This movie was all about style, the characters and the situations like little action figures being played with on this gutter diorama set. The criminals, from Top Dollar down to Skank, are caricatures of real criminals. Only T-Bird, with his unexplained, gruesome scars (who shot him thru the cheeks?) seems to be a legit thug. Even the cops seem only focused on this neighborhood, which in all honesty, I don't think the city would miss if it all burned down. And there are so many scenes that are indelibly implanted on my brain. And the initial choices of music, The Cure and Nine Inch Nails; so on point for the subcultures that would love this movie.

In the end, this is not a horror movie nor even really a Halloween movie (as its set on Oct 30), but it fits the .... subculture of Halloween lovers: Goths, weird kids, revenge takers risen from the dead.

Sunday, October 29, 2023

31 Days of Halloween: Haunter

2013, Vincenzo Natali (Cube) - Netflix

We agree.

I recently listened to a podcast/audio drama called Evergreen that left me wholly unsatisfied, and more than a little pissed off. It is one of these scifi tales where pretty much every episode is unresolved ideas combined with non-stop tension, whether it be between characters or in the environment itself. The plot is that a small group of people are trapped inside a self-sustained compound, deep beneath the surface of the planet, when an asteroid destroys all life above. There are non-stop questions, and antagonistic situations, most of which never get resolved: did the asteroid actually hit or was it fabricated by the founder of the compound, what are they "betas" - the failed human clones living in the basement, what was "incomplete" as reported by the founder before he had a aneurism, will the AI take over and kill them all? Question after question after tense situation and every single character did something reprehensible. It annoyed me to no end. And none of the performances nor the ideas presented were enjoyable enough to make the frustrations seem worth it. I don't know why I even finished the podcast.

This movie, which starts as a mysterious time loop, and ends as a ghost story, was much the same. But, at least, I enjoyed the performances and the situation to a degree where I enjoyed the movie, if left entirely unsatisfied by all the unresolved ideas. And I like what it was trying to allude to, even if it didn't answer any of its own questions.

Lisa (Abigail Breslin, Signs) wakes up on the morning, the day before her 16th birthday. She is a typical cranky teen, but quickly we begin to see why. She has been waking up on this morning for a while now. So, loopty loo! But then she starts hearing noises, and she begins questioning why she is trapped. The movie traipses down the haunted house path, kept within the confines of an inescapable time loop story, until suddenly... "I'm dead!" Lisa realizes. Why does she realize that? Who knows, but the fun flip on the teen girl using Ouija to contact... the living girl who currently lives in her house seems to ... inspire her? Soon the loop is not as idyllic as it was, and her dad is acting upset, and everyone is upset and.... the plot kind of disassembles itself after that, introducing an antagonist who murdered women and burned their bodies in the basement, but ... died himself, and now possesses the new owner's father figure to ... kill again? And Dead Edgar (Stephen McHattie, Pontypool) keeps the dead girls from moving on because.... ? And Lisa the ghost summons other ghosts as well as living girl... at this point, I was just along for the ride, enjoying my familiar Canadian faces (Stephen McHattie is always a good Bad Guy) and chalking it up to being better than so much I watch during this season.

KWIF: Haunter (+2)

KWIF is Kent's Week in Film where each week (umm...) I have a spotlight movie (or two) which I write a longer, thinkier piece (or two) about, and then whatever else I watched that week (or three weeks ago) I do a quick little summary of my thoughts.

This Week:
Haunter (2013, d. Vincenzo Natali - Netflix)
Bottoms (2023, d. Emma Seligman - In Theatre)
Warlock (1989, d. Steve Miner - tubi)

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Toast and Kent love themselves a time loop, we do, to the point that we started a little series for us to explicitly comment on the time loop explosion in pop culture circa 2020 (a fad which has mercifully receded rather than burn itself out). 

When we were constructing our list of time loop movies and programs, there were more than a few surprises, things we'd never heard of...surprisingly. Like Haunter, a film by Canadian horror mainstay Vincenzo Natali (Cube, In The Tall Grass, Hannibal, Guillermo Del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities). The surprise was, really, how had Toasty not covered this on one of his annual 31 Days of Hallowe'en fests?

Haunter was definitely the "take note" film in the Loopty Loo list for me, largely because it was Natali. I'm not about to say that Natali is one of those directors worth doggedly following, because his repertoire is shaky, but he has a particular visual acuity that does make his work stand out. Even on his work for hire TV work, like Westworld or Locke & Key, he employs shadows and light in a different way that stands out just enough to differentiate himself.

Finally arriving on a streaming service after years of keeping an eye out (I've only recently discovered video rental stores still exist in Toronto), I prioritized watching Haunter the day after it arrived on Netflix. 

If I was disappointed it's only because I was expecting a time loop movie first, horror movie second, and the time loop is a nominal part of the film. It's actually a red herring.

The film begins in the 1980s with angsty teen Lisa (Abigail Breslin) waking up and already experiencing the day over again. There's a crippling fog keeping everyone indoors. Dad's working on the car, mom's fixing meals, brother's playing video games, and Lisa has chores to do. It's a pretty boring day for a time loop. But little flashes invade Lisa's mind's eye. Sounds emanate. Shadows move. Things are the same, day-to-day, but different. Dad has a smoke. Mom's reading a book instead of watching Murder She Wrote. Lisa's bedroom door creaks open at 1am.  The loop only really plays out about three times, enough to get the gist of what's the same so that the aberrations are tangible.

Then, Lisa realizes that she and her family are dead, and that the aberrations are maybe ghosts from the past...or possibly the future. 

It's a pretty abrupt realization, and there's no real sense of how Lisa came to this awareness.  There are a few points in this film where characters suddenly know things or know how to do things without really explaining how they came to know it. It doesn't cripple the film, but it does feel like scenes are missing that would fill in those blanks.

Ultimately Lisa finds herself in the center of a time-spanning murder mystery that only her particularly unique situation affords enough insight into solving it.  I imagine Last Night in Soho is an improved-upon version of this conceit (though I still need to watch it).  

My nerd senses tingled with this film, as it introduces a lot of fun concepts, such as summoning ghosts through totems, moving between worlds, and possessing other bodies, but the concepts remain conceptual, and never satisfactorily explored. This isn't some sort of hero origin story, it's just a ghost story.

I enjoyed the film to a point. It didn't deliver what I wanted, and while I was intrigued throughout, I don't think I was ever satisfied with how it pulled its story together. Often the film would pivot in a in a surprising way, but less of a "Ooh!" surprise and more of an "oh, that's what you're doing?" surprise. It's like the more alluring aspects of the premise were always just out of reach.

But is it horror? Yeah, it is. It's total ghost story horror.

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Bottoms
 is a comedy I watched in theatres. That's not something that's said much anymore. 

I've been resisting the critical commentary on the current state of cinema for a while, but the statement that studios don't really invest in comedies anymore is quite true. I think more than any genre, comedy in film has suffered because of the explosion of streaming and other media. There's so many more avenues to find one's chuckles, from improv podcasts to youtube sketch comedy to cat videos on instagram, not to mention the multitude of top notch comedy TV programming. Why would a studio gamble on theatrical anymore?  Comedies are no longer tentpole films, especially now that studios don't really promote movie stars but rather I.P., so the draw becomes less and less if you can't sell the comedy.  (The biggest comedy of the year [and maybe ever?]  is also a massive pink I.P.).  TV shows can at least build an audience over time. Films these days get about one week to make an impression or be lost to time.

The only way to break out is by breaking the mold, and/or building a brand. Bottoms does both, multiple times over. 

In breaking the mold, Bottoms reinterprets the tried-and-true "gotta get laid" high school sex romp for a modern era, by establishing two queer female lead characters who are outcasts not because they're gay, but because they're gay and untalented. Sticking to formulae, PJ (Rachel Sennott) and Josie (Ayo Edibiri) each pine for the hottest cheerleaders in school, but the formulae falls completely to the wayside as they start a fight club for girls to get their attention.  Bottoms constantly flirts with filmmaking, storytelling, and genre tropes, and continually steps aside, refusing to play into them, occasionally sweeping the leg and dropping the tropes flat on their ass. It's constantly surprising, often charming, but also chaotic and a little difficult to fully embrace (at least on first viewing).  These types of high school comedies always have "the lesson" and it's almost like Bottoms refuses to adhere to that.  When you think it's about female empowerment, they punch it in the face. When you think it's about solidarity, it gets kicked in the crotch. When you think it's about any sort of message, you're tapped on the shoulder and it runs the other way.  It wants you to think that you're going to think, then it tells you to fuck off for thinking it would even dare try.

In building a brand, this is the second film from director Emma Seligman partnering with Sennott as co-writer and star.  The first was Shiva Baby, which was a real buzz film during the pandemic amidst the cinephiliae, and I flirted with watching a couple times but never fully pulled the trigger. I'm definitely going back to it though. This pairing of Seligman and Sennott is certainly building a brand after two critically successful outings. Sennott on her own is building a very specific niche of the likeably unlikeable comedic persona that recalls early Bill Murray.  

And then there Ayo Edibiri, who is just coming out on top in 2023.  Edibiri had put in time on stage and as a TV writer (Dickinson, What We Do In The Shadows) before getting her first high-profile break taking over, and emboldening, the role of Missy on Big Mouth a few seasons back. Shortly thereafter she exploded as Sydney on The Bear, and quickly proved herself a formidable co-lead.  This year, along with the impeccable season two of The Bear, and season seven of Big Mouth, she's just kind of popping up everywhere on TV from Clone High's revival to Black Mirror to Abbott Elementary, and in moviesas the voice of April O'Neal in the latest edition of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, plus Theatre Camp and Bottoms. She is a literal force.  In bottoms, where it seems like Sennott is the lead and Edibiri is the sidekick, by the third act of the film, the roles seem decidedly reversed. It's no surprise then that Edibiri and Sennott also have a history of working together and their comedic chemistry is palpable on screen.

Bottoms plays fast and loose with reality. The teens (played by 20-somethings) of this film live in a world without any consequences except social ones. I don't know if the point is to say that, when you're a teenager, the only thing you care about is status and how people perceive you, but if I've learned anything it's to assume everything is intentional, especially when the filmmakers are so in control of their narrative. So, violence, arson, all of it is tolerated. Quite literally the only thing that matters in this weird town of Bottoms is some years-in-the-making homecoming football game against their bitter rivals, and the most grievous offence that can be committed is to in any way harm or foul star quarterback, human golden lab, Jeff. 

Sometimes it takes me writing about a film before I can truly admire it. With Bottoms, I enjoyed myself but I wasn't entirely certain about the story as a whole. But as I'm parsing through what's there, it's absurd internal logic and its defiance of any real sort of messaging, I really can't wait to watch it again. It's a comedy that's working on its own terms and not waiting for you to catch up. Its these kinds of comedies that last and grow over time, ones that do something so unique it's maybe even a little off-putting at first, but the more you invest the more it reveals its unique self. Breaking molds and building brands.

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I wrote in the last KWIF about David Twohy, who is a not-so-guilty pleasure of mine. I really dig the guy's work. Immediately after writing that last KWIF, I went on the hunt in my streaming subscriptions for another Twohy joint and landed on Warlock

Warlock, for people my age, was one of those infamous films that met in the middle of the venn diagram of interests shared by horror loving bangers and the comic book nerds.  Young high school kids would talk about specific scenes in Warlock like the time when the sorcerer gouges the guys' eyes out and uses them as a compass. It set up the film as this totally edgy, dark and upsetting work that all the cool kids must see.

I was a complete wuss going into my teen years, and avoided seeing anything gross, so that description of the eyeballs would have been a real no-go for me.  Yet, I'm certain I've seen Warlock before, but watching it recently, it felt both familiar and foreign. I know Warlock had sequels, so perhaps it was one of them that I had watched.

Warlock is a blast. It's the exact kind of classic 80's genre adventure I love, bad guy vs. good guy with love interest in tow, with some form of maguffin that requires going from one location to the next, encountering a few different eclectic people along the way.

In this case, it's the 1600s Massachusetts and the Warlock (Julian Sands) is being tried for his crimes, but a portal opens up providing his escape. Witch hunter Giles Redferne (Richard E. Grant) dives in after him. The Warlock crashes into the rented L.A. house of Kassandra (Lori Singer), an uneducated but savvy, no-nonsense waitress. The Warlock murders her roommate and curses her with rapid aging. She's given hope for salvation from a premature death by Redferne who enlists her help in tracking the Warlock. Along the way they learn he is reassembling a lost tome that contains God's real name, which, when uttered, can undo creation. So the stakes are pretty high.

It's adventurous, comedic, and only the slightest bit horrific. It's really a fun, pulpy romp that plays like Highlander but without all the self-seriousness and brooding. Singer is a unique lead, in that she's not really asked to play the romantic leading lady, and she wavers between selfish and selfless with conviction. Grant plays the conservative moralistic very well, and through both scripting and performance Redferne avoids so many fish-out-of-water tropes. 

The titular character is the Warlock, but it's Singer and Grant who are decidedly the film's leads. If anything Sands doesn't get enough horrific things to do, or enough scenery chewing. He's clearly a menace but the threat isn't as high as it should be.  Much of Sands' scenes involve special effects or practical gags, all of varying quality. The Warlock levels up and starts flying, but it never really looks great. Budget limitations do creep through. 

Given where it ends, I'm not sure the necessity of the sequels, and my interest in them is surprisingly naught. This one, though, might have to hit the shelf with physical media.

But is it horror? No. There's an eye gouged out in Marvel's The Avengers. Just 'cause there's eyes gouged out doesn't a horror make. This is also fun-time comic-booky stuff.

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Saturday, October 28, 2023

31 Days of Halloween: Five Nights at Freddy's

2023, Emma Tammi (The Wind) -- download

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I know very little about the survival-horror video game upon which the movie is based, but I do recall the fans being rather rabid about its production state, constantly nagging Jason Blum (Blumhouse Productions) on Twitter.

In my mind, the "movie based on the game" has already been made, and we saw it, and it was called Willy's Wonderland and for some reason, I never mentioned the connection. Also see The Banana Splits Movie for another take on "animatronic mascots go evil". Obviously, there is enough people who think those giant singing, talking, jerkily moving cartoon animals are fucking evil that it's in the horror movie psyche.

ANYWAYZ.

Mike (Josh Hutcherson, The Hunger Games) is not doing so well. He's a rather haggard looking mall security guard who tackles a guy over a child abduction misunderstanding. Mike has history with the topic, having lost his younger brother when they were kids. It obviously was the downfall of their family, as Mike is now stuck taking care of his little sister, and the parents are nowhere to be seen.

Mike's employment counsellor (Matthew Lillard, Scooby-Doo) suggests something that is a bit of a challenge, but Mike needs any job to retain the guardianship of his sister, before his evil Aunt Jane (Mary Stuart Masterson, Daniel Isn't Real) takes her away -- become the overnight guard at an abandoned themed pizza shop. Sounds easy enough.

I had always assumed the premise of the game was that you had to survive five nights to reap some sort of reward or be freed or whatever. But no, the idea is just that the main character survives the five nights. You would think nobody would want to stick around inside a creepy pizza place with homicidal animatronic creatures, but... I guess you need a job. In the movie, Mike sticks around in order to get paid, but really only becomes aware of the murder rampage in the last night.

For some reason, Blumhouse went with PG13 for the movie, which actually reduces the amount of expected.... well, horror. The focus of the movie ends up being more about Mike trying to use the situation to learn more about his brother's abduction, and the murderbots, while prevalent, are ... secondary to the focus of the story? The rest is just passable: acting, set design and action, and the jump scares are weak.

Reservation Dogs Season 3

 2023, FX - 10 episodes
created by Sterlin Harjo and Taika Waititi


It's hard saying goodbye.

The great shows don't just build characters, they build communities. The greatest shows build characters, communities, families, entire realities that exist only within the time and moment of the show.

When you build such a reality for a show, you can do anything, anything at all within that show. You can tell any kind of story, so long as they make sense for the world.

Reservation Dogs started out as a comedy about a quartet of teen shit-asses who were causing trouble on their Oklahoma res. But the humour of the show was always tempered by a bitter pang of reality. Their thieving and scamming was all for making money for a trip out to California as tribute to their friend who committed suicide.  

They had elders who looked down on them, elders who looked the other way, friends they could call on for support, and a parallel quartet who wanted nothing more than to intercept their path at every turn. The cast sprawled out from there.


Nearly every character on the show has had the opportunity to step out of the periphery and into the spotlight, if only for a brief moment, over the three glorious yet all too brief seasons of this show.  That most players have a spotlight moment, or entire episodes, just highlights that this show isn't only about four kids, but an entire ecology, how they support and develop and grow despite the obstacles before (and behind) them. 

The young quartet of actors are our grounding point, though, even as others step forward. It always returns to them. D'Pharoah Woon-A-Tai (Bear), Devery Jacobs (Elora), Paulina Alexis (Willie Jack), and Lane Factor (Cheese), each started out the series as surprisingly strong, unknown performers, and leave the series as veritable forces of charisma that, in a just creative system, would find them each in a star-accelerating vehicle immediately.  The reality is every actor in this show, every member of its vast community (which seemed to incorporate every Native American or Indigenous Canadian of any acting prominence, from Graham Greene to Wes Study to Jana Schmeiding to Zahn McClarnan) is fantastic, and by the end of season 3 it's heartbreaking to say goodbye -- or "go on fucker" -- to this community we've been welcomed into.

The great shows valiantly try to provide closure and send you off feeling like it all had a point. The greatest shows end leaving you full in your heart, knowing you've been part of something special, but unable to avoid the selfish ache of wanting more time in its world.

Season 3 is the show at peak community, its apex of world building. It spends time weaving between generations, seeding  delicately and intentionally a different group of Res Dogs from 50 years ago, honouring the elders, and taking a detour back in time to see them when they were young.  The third episode of the season provides an origin for Deer Lady (Kaniehtiio Horn) rooted in Boarding/Residential School trauma that colonialist culture has barely even started to reckon with.

It's a show that has feasted on magical realism, employing it heavily for comedy (through William Knife-man, played by Dallas Goldtooth) but it's most effectively used in providing insight and promoting character growth.  The magical realism in most other stories is typically quirk or affectation, but here quirk is only a small part of it. It's cultural and spiritual, the meaning behind seeing spirits, the connectivity it brings to one's heritage, as well as connection points within a characters lineage unfolds the storytelling layers.  Bear is our central character who sees spirits, but he's not the only one. When his mom (Sarah Podemski) starts seeing a spirit too, it not only connects her to unresolved grief, and guilt, but brings her closer to her son, even as she decides she's moving away.

Each episode of Reservation Dogs this season stands on its own.  Like Atlanta, it's adopted the format of, effectively, mini-movies that tell a pretty full story in around 30 minutes.  But unlike Atlanta, and even unlike the previous two seasons, this final season connects itself more cohesively thematically, the threads of community and family are strongly woven throughout every episode.  It feels of a whole.

Connection to culture and people is at the heart of each story, even when those connections are painful -- connected to memories or history -- but all part of the fabric of a people who are stronger together.    There have been a few episodes dealing with the death of a member of family and community, and each of those episodes highlights how it's a point not just for mourning the spirit departed, but for connecting with the spirits that remain. That the series ends with the passing of another member of the community is the most appropriate way to show what Reservation Dogs has ultimately been celebrating for 28 beautiful episodes. It provides the community a reason to come together, gives the characters time to have moments with each other, it celebrates their connections with tears and laughter. It's sweet and bitter and brilliant.

It's hard saying goodbye.

Friday, October 27, 2023

31 Days of Halloween: The Fall of the House of Usher

2023, Netflix

It wouldn't be Halloween without something by Mike Flanagan. We have seen pretty much everything he has done. And in watching the first few episodes, I once again caught myself just loving the way he builds a shot. Gone are the days where this was apparent for every movie for me, and since we are in the days of cinematic TV making, I do so enjoy when something stands out so much, that I notice it. 

What 100: The House of Usher (Fortunato) is a pharmaceutical corporation responsible for the greatest opioid epidemic in history, from which they have made billions, but killed thousands. Roderick Usher (Bruce Greenwood, Star Trek) runs the corporation supported by his sister Madeline (Mary McDonnell, Battlestar Galactica), while indulging his adult children all from different marriages. We begin the show at the final funeral for his children, as in the past two weeks all have died under horrible circumstances. Now we find out how all these terrible terrible people died. Each episode draws inspiration from a Edgar Allen Poe story, and all are tied together by a dark figure (Carla Gugino, Sucker Punch). Is she Death or just Karma?  

1 - Great: E02, "The Masque of the Red Death". Each episode takes its name and theme from a story or poem by Poe. Here we have youngest son Prospero or Perry (Sauriyan Sapkota, The Midnight Club), a decadent, hedonistic young man obsessed with making his own way in his father's world. Roderick would like him to take an interest in the primary business, or at least present something adjacent, but Perry wants to become famous in his own world, by starting a line of ultra-elite clubs. When his father rejects the idea, he finds one of his father's buildings slated for demolition and very quickly sets up a pop-up club night. The night of drugs, sex and music will culminate in a rain from the sprinkler system, drawn from the water tanks on the roof. 

This episode establishes the otherly world the Ushers live in. There are no consequences, nothing is beyond their reach, money is a tool to make their dreams come true. They want for nothing, they merely need to ask for something to happen, and it happens. Even Perry, the lowest on their totem pole can setup a high end club, almost overnight.

This episode also establishes the horror by which all Roderick's children will die, and the person/entity who guides their destruction. Let's call her The Raven. She is very tangible, but also supernatural, able to come and go as she wishes, and providing influence to those not in the path of her ... rage? We don't yet know why she is doing what she is doing. But she, just before the climactic rain is about to happen, has the wait staff leave, locking the doors behind them. They are not the subject of her actions, but all the decadent, wealthy elite within are. 

Fuck. The horror of what happens. I was expecting a flammable liquid, ignited by the DJ equipment, but it was ... worse. And sort of expected, once we realize what is happening. Fortunato is hiding toxic, highly corrosive by-products in the water tanks, that will disappear during the demolition. And once released onto the crowd below, you cannot imagine how horrible it is. The dancing, writhing crowd becomes a screaming, twitching mass, almost one massive flesh. And The Raven walks in and places her masque upon the dying Perry, telling him what she has started.

Of note, a byproduct of Perry's hedonism, and the hatred each and every child has for their other half-siblings, is that Perry convinces his brother's wife to join him. She does. And she is caught in the rain, but she doesn't die, the lone, horribly burned survivor.

2 - The Good: Their lawyer and ever-present fixer, Arthur Gordon Pym (Mark Hamill, Knightfall), is another by-product of the wealth and power that Fortunato and the Ushers wield. He is called the Pym Reaper by his not-friends, as he is an ever present black-wearing, gravelly voice talking image of doom and death, where the Ushers are concerned. Hamill, who for most, will never be anyone other than Luke Skywalker, completely embodies the character, someone who we know is an iceberg, both in chilly disposition, and in what lies beneath the surface. 

Also, Bruce Greenwood as the Usher patriarch is wonderful, a reserved, almost likeable man who is evil through and through, yet as we come to know exactly how dark the man was, still likeable. This Charming Man is probably the right term.

3 - The Bad: With me, is there any Bad to consider in a Mike Flanagan series? If anything, for me, it was the disparate directing nature of the not-Flanagan episodes. Like I said above, I found myself just watching his scenes and setup during his episodes. And while the others were entirely enjoyable, they were just good TV. His were... art.

Thursday, October 26, 2023

31 Days of Halloween: Goosebumps

2023, Rob Letterman, Nicholas Stoller (Monsters vs Aliens, Forgetting Sarah Marshall) -- Disney

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Herein I adapt the Kent 100-1-1-1 format for a TV show, and fill in some of the days of watching since the return from Vegas. Also, the series is on-going, so this will be pasted into the stream to fill in the blanks the Return, and the watching of TV has caused.

What 100: Letterman returns with another re-imagining of the Scholastic Books series, but for an older audience. His last time round was a movie starring Jack Black. If the movie was about pretending Jack was RL Stine, and having the monsters from his short, little books directed at kids, come to life, then the conceit is recreated in this series by having each episode centered on a single idea or motif, almost as if you were reading a stand-alone book. And yet, it is all drawn together in the popular streaming idea of something happening to a group of teens.

1-The Great: E03: Cuckoo Clock of Doom. Each episode does at least an attempt to tell a singular story within the confines of the greater story, that of The Biddle Kid taking revenge on the kids who killed him. This one gives us a mini loopty loo element, wherein James bumps his head against a clock, during the Halloween party in The Biddle House that kicks off the Bad Stuff, and notices he is stuck in a time loop. The twist is that every time he tries to leave the house, a duplicate of him wanders out into the real time stream, ending up with just less than a dozen alternate Darker Universe versions of him wandering around causing havoc. That is, until one of the kids discovers that even the minimal of violence against the dopples causes them to explode into green slime, that smells of Watermelon Jolly Rancher. It was just a fun episode!

1-The Good: E01: Say Cheese and Die! The setup episode.

Pacific Northwest, i.e. familiar faces from the Vancouver/West Coast stable of actors, town of Port Lawrence. We get the high school kids: Isaiah (Zach) the football god, his best friend and "one of 3 gay people in town" James, his next door neighbour and tenuous friend Margot, the weird girl, and "captain of the AV Club" introvert Isabella. Isaiah is reining popular kid, going to single handedly save the football team and be recognized by scouts, and intends on hosting a Halloween party in the town haunted house, which was being renovated by his father, after being inherited by the new English teacher, Mr. Bratt. The house is the Biddle House, named for a teen who died there in a mysterious fire in the 90s.

The ensemble cast is pretty good, and eventually includes another kid, the reckless Lucas, who for the most part are not cookie cutter kids all from the same social circle. But neither is any one of them an extreme of the iconic role they are to play. 

1-The Bad: E08: The fake ending episode. They find out who the "real Bad Guy" is, give chase and defeat him in a rather blasé episode focused on running around yelling a lot. I quite expected to say this was the end of the series, but then I saw there were two yet to run.

But also the climax focused on the most popular villain of the Goosebumps franchise -- Slappy the Ventriloquist's dummy. Apparently, because I never read the books, so I have no idea who he is. He is just an evil dummy who influences people into doing terrible things. So, the Biddle Kid's ghost is not the real Bad Guy, but the stupid dummy was. And they defeat him by tossing him over a cliff, and convincing the ghost to cut ties with the dummy. It all felt rushed and anti-climactic, which should have been more of a hint of there being more episodes.

Tuesday, October 24, 2023

31 Days of Halloween: Evil Dead Rise

2023, Lee Cronin (The Hole in the Ground) -- download

My post about watching Cronin's last movie, The Hole in the Ground

Visually, tonally, and lore-ly, this movie had little to do with the franchise whose name it bears. It is not a sequel to the 2013 Fede Alvarez reboot, nor is it directly connected to the cancelled TV series Ash vs Evil Dead. Despite that, its not a baaaaad Halloween movie?

You don't sound convinced.

This movie opens the way I like horror movies opening: strongly establishing the characters involved. We have mom Ellie (Alyssa Sutherland, Vikings), a tattoo artist living with her kids in a run down artsy apartment complex scheduled for demolition. The kids, Bridget (Gabrielle Echols, Reminiscence), Danny (Morgan Davies, One Piece) and Kassie (Nell Fisher, My Life is Murder) are all artsy and weird and fun, especially Kassie who cuts off a doll head and crafts it into Staff-anie (snort). And there is mom's sister Beth (Lily Sullivan, Mental), not-a-roadie, who shows up unexpectedly after she discovers she is pregnant. Things are tense but this family loves each other, and are making the best of it, having to find a new home soon.

Earthquake. I guess we are on the west coast? But yeah, scary shaking while the kids are picking up pizza, and it opens a hole in the ground (snort) in which Danny finds a tomb. I mean, one should never crawl into a hole in the ground but it is a lost bank vault and the family does need money, so... But once he finds a fucking tomb surrounded by hundreds of crucifixes (crucifixi?) he should have probably left, but instead, he grabs the book wrapped in a dusty rag.

Stupid shit.

Its "a" Book of the Dead, but not the Book of the Dead from all the other movies. There is some toss away lore about it being one of three. And there are LP recordings of rituals from the 20s! Danny is a DJ and.... well, he plays one of the rituals, which initiates one of the standard visuals from the franchise: the rushing of something (technically, Deadite demonic entity) from afar to find its home inside mom Ellie.

And then everybody fucking dies. Well, pretty much everyone. Shockingly, including some of the kids, and neighbours, and the neighbour's kids. Yeah, its pretty distressing, but once the Deadite infection starts with Ellie, it just keeps on spreading and killing and spreading. Cronin does not shirk.

The movie is less humourous, and more dark and gruesome, more attuned to the reboot than the others in the franchise. The monsters / Deadites are decently depicted, especially the final Boss Monster, and I have to give it kudos for finding one of my personal triggers by using a cheese grater on someone. I also have to smile at Cronin for his nod to Rec 3 and the franchise, by having a blood spattered woman stand up to the monster with a chainsaw, before making use of the woodchipper, as broadcast loudly in the opening bits of the movie.

Speaking of opening bits, the movie actually opens with a "are we staring half way through the movie?" moment, before cutting to a "one day earlier" scene. It obviously wants to continue the franchisey moments.

Saturday, October 21, 2023

31 Days of Halloween: The Boogeyman

2023, Rob Savage (Host) -- Disney

Finding it hard to get back into the watching/writing of things, after a week-ish in Las Vegas and a return with ... something that was likely The COVIDs, but could have just been the existential dread of returning to The Work. We ended up just powering through Goosebumps and a few episodes of our highly anticipated Mike Flanagan series for the season, The Fall of the House of Usher. We had started watching this movie just before I left, but because The Peanut Gallery was going to be alone in the apartment while I was gone (kittens don't count; they will let monsters eat you) the idea of watching a movie about a monster under the bed was not going to be helpful. So, pause.

We rather liked Savage's first feature length entry into this genre, Host, and probably will seek out his shorts. This one fits into a sub-genre of the season that I was interested in exploring, the 'urban legend / summoned monster' in particular. This was specifically about the monster under the bed, the shadowy creature in the closet, the peering pair of glowing eyes in a dark hall, i.e. the thing of traditional nightmares. And it was adapted from a Stephen King short story, so as long as he didn't do a cameo, it was bound to be decent.

We begin with Lester Billings (David Dastmalchian, The Last Voyage of the Demeter) blundering his way into an appointment with therapist Will Harper (Chris Messina, Birds of Prey). All of Billings kids have died and while people are kind of blaming him, he is blaming a creature, a thing of nightmares that one of his children drew a creepy picture of. Billings is a broken man, someone who shouldn't be invited into your home, and before Harper can eject him, he finds him in his late wife's studio, seemingly having hanged himself.

Harper and his family are still barely recovering from his wife's death. The children are traumatized and Will is kind of lost, falling into his work, not able to supply the same support to his children as he does to his patients. The Billings thing just makes the situation worse.

And then youngest daughter Sawyer (Vivien Lyra Blair, Obi-Wan Kenobi) sees it. Of course she does, as all young children see the monster, are its most likely victim. And of course it takes a while for anyone to believe her, especially not her angry sad older sister Sadie (Sophie Thatcher, Prospect). Until she does.

This is one of the movies where I envision the classic Monster Hunter appearing, someone with the skill & knowledge to hunt down legendary things, and slay them. In fact, the first thing I did was Google to see if anyone had done D&D Stats for such a creature. Disappointed there weren't more. The movie does treat it as a creature instead of a supernatural entity of legend, in the vein of "if it can bleed, it can die." And the parents not being able to see the creature, until they accepted their children were not lying, and then could. Not quite in the way that The Grimcutty handled it, but more in the way the creature avoided adults, jumping from shadow to shadow, obsessing on the children, until it was time to kill the parents.

Friday, October 20, 2023

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): Mystery Road

2013, Ivan Sen (Limbo) -- Amazon

Let's watch this highly recommended series from Australia, on Acorn. I think the movie on Amazon is one of those "summation movies" that tells the same story, but in condensed format.

<ten minutes of Googling>

Nope, the movie is the first thing. Let's watch that first.

This is Australian crime drama, in the cowboy vein (often called neo-western, but I prefer "cowboy noir"), focused on the rural interactions between indigenous and white folks, which despite all our "progressive" attitudes and claims, is still always a shit situation.

On a desolate, remote, rural highway, the body of a young girl is found by a trucker. Detective Jay Swan (Aaron Pedersen, The Gloaming) is called in, having recently returned "home" from "the city", where he gained some acclaim, but also some trouble. He hasn't been back in a while, leaving behind an alcoholic ex-wife and a teenage daughter and the ever pervasive poverty & addiction.  

Its a slow burn investigation, following little clues that lead from one thing to another, instigating it into his past and his life and the relationships between the locals, aboriginal and not. Nothing is really clear here, there is no big villain, girls aren't being killed by a serial killer with strange ritualistic tendencies. It all is just a culmination of addiction and prostitution and illegal drugs and corruption. Its grim, fucking grim, but not in the other worldly way you see in other movies like this; it's almost too mundane, so much so, it's depressing.

I won't relate the plot points, how clues lead to clues lead to details, as I honestly couldn't follow most of it, and I think that was intentional. Jay isn't a brilliant detective putting together details from tenuous threads, but just someone who knows the environment and is willing to do something about it.

It all ends in a violent interaction, like something from a grim 90s indie-thriller, guns being fired at each other, and only Jay left standing. Has he brought anyone to justice? No. Has he ended the drug trade and prostitution in his home town? No. But he has ended something.

Friday, October 13, 2023

31 Days of Halloween: The Last Voyage of the Demeter

2023, André Øvredal (Troll Hunter) -- download

Full disclosure. Saving this one, watched in September when it came available, as filler for this 2023 October run, for I almost always fall down on the number of media pieces we watch, AND I will be interrupting the event by a trip to Vegas.

This is a Dracula movie. For anyone who knows anything about Dracula, the original book that is, they know the name Demeter. They also know what happens to the ship and its crew, and why. But to those who don't, the movie very quickly dispenses with needing to know, doing the "monster reveal" quite early on. Too early in my opinion. Far too early. Technically they never say "Dracula" but its telegraphed quite loudly.

Was there telegraph in that time period? I think so....

But I hurry us along. The movie begins on the docks of Varna, Bulgaria where the ship Demeter is preparing to make way. Her last cargo is delivered by peasants from Romania: massive boxes bearing the sigil of the dragon. A British doctor named Clemens attempts to join the crew, but is not really sailor material. But when he saves the life of the cabin boy, he is invited onboard.

Almost immediately after departing, one of the crates (of soil) breaks open revealing an almost dead young woman. Can you guess what she is? Clemens provides her a blood transfusion, because all blood is universal, but the crew takes her discover, and that she is a woman, as a bad omen. Half-dead girl inside a box of soil = bad omen? I am there with you.

And then the onboard livestock is killed horribly, and drained of blood. From there things only get worse, as the crew is picked off one by one by the quickly revealed bat-man. Man bat? If Dracula is able to pass as a human when he meets Jonathan Harker, it must be quite a feat of transmogrification. 

Once things are in full swing of fending off the monster, the remaining crew proves to have little chance of success against a flying creature of the night. So, they decide to destroy the ship and sink Dracula with it. But he kills off everyone but Clemens and the found girl, while the Captain ties himself to the mast, as told in the novel. They toss themselves overboard, clinging to some wreckage, but as we know, the ship does not sink, but runs aground on the English coast.

The movie ends with Clemens having tracked the surviving Dracula to London.

It was a solid supernatural thriller, with a solid cast, but I found it was held back by the confines of the predetermined plot. We knew he would eat or kill all the crew, and we know the ship would run aground. 


Thursday, October 12, 2023

31 Days of Halloween: Bodies Bodies Bodies

2022, Halina Reijn (Instinct) -- Amazon

OK, full disclosure. Not a horror movie. But given its premise, of a number of rich kids in a house during a hurricane, trying to figure out who murdered one of them, it felt like it might be going the teen-slasher route. But instead, it took a much more interesting path of... social commentary? If you think stating, "rich people are the worst" needs being said.

Sophie (Amandla Stenberg, My Animal) and Bee (Maria Bakalova, The Bubble) are on their way up to <insert semi-rural area where rich people have compounds> to party at David's (Pete Davidson, The Suicide Squad) parents house during an hurricane. They are a new couple and Sophie just got out of rehab and has been out of contact with the group of friends while she was in recovery. Walking in on the pool party, there is instant tension. David's pissed off at Sophie, or just pissed off in general. Sophie's ex Jordan (Myha'la Herrold, Plan B) is there. Alice (Rachel Sennott, Bottoms) brought 40sumthin year old Greg (Lee Pace, Pushing Daisies) to the party. And Emma (Chase Sui Wonders, Bupkis) just seems... fake.

Despite Sophie being straight out of rehab, EVERYONE is doing every intoxicant available, like immediately, including Bee. I am not sure why she expected otherwise. These kids are the worst. I am going to keep on saying that, like my grandmother yelling at the screen. I hated them all, other than Bee, and maybe Greg, because despite being in an entirely inappropriate age bracket, he just seems like a dozey surfer dude, too stupid to be hostile. 

After dark, as the hurricane ramps up outside, they play what they call "bodies, bodies, bodies", their own version of Werewolf or Mafia. As everyone creeps around in the dark, Bee sees David slam up against the glass door. His throat as been slashed. He dies while everyone in their coke/booze/weed/pills mindset freaks the fuck out. There is no cell reception, the phone lines are down and nobody knows who did it.

They begin blaming each other immediately, because, of course they do. They are not really friends, just a collection of toxic co-dependent narcissists who feed off each other's egos. Except Bee. And maybe Greg, who is mystified and terrified when they accuse him, each holding a blade on him. And then Bee kills him with a kettle ball. Fuuuck.

One by one, the stupid little fucks kill each other off, but not before turning on each other at random intervals. Even Bee and Sophie end up at each other's throats, after all the other girls have been shot, fallen down stairs or kicked over the stair railing. They are fighting for a phone, where there is probably evidence of Sophie cheating on Bee with Jordan, when they see David's selfie video of him slashing his own throat, accidentally. Fuuuuuuuck.

Nervous laughter, to the appearance of Max (Conner O'Malley, Palm Springs), the absent suspect who asks, "WTF happened?"

WTF indeed.

So, not a horror movie but entirely worth the watch, if only for the schadenfreude one feels watching terrible people have terrible things happen to them. And the performances! It takes skill to make you constantly switch between sympathy and loathing until you are rooting for ... no one.

Yeaaaah, it doesn't make you a better person to just accept all these horrible people being killed all due to a .... misunderstanding.

Wednesday, October 11, 2023

31 Days of Halloween: Huesera: The Bone Woman

2022,  Michelle Garza Cervera (feature debut) -- download

Perhaps if I was more connected to religion, motherhood and doubts about sexuality, I guess I would find more to relate to with this movie? But, that said, its not always about relating to a movie or its characters & situations, as long as you connect with the style, and in this case, the horror elements. The problem is that there was very few horror elements involved, and almost the entire movie is focused on the drama of a young woman becoming a mother, and it being the clincher of her doubting all of her life choices. Oh, the horror elements, when present are more than sufficiently creepy, but I found it was all just hand-waved away with no explanation seemingly required.

Valeria (Natalia Solián, Red Shoes) is happily married to Raúl (Alfonso Dosal, 3 Idiots) and are trying to get pregnant. At least they seem happy enough, rolling around on the floor, wrestling and laughing. Then it happens, Valeria gets pregnant. Its like a light goes on, and the doubt is seen on her face. Not long after, while looking out the window on a warm night, she sees a women across the street, get up and jump out the window. When Valeria tries to show her husband the broken body, it is not there.

From there she is haunted by this creaky, crawling apparition with no face and cracking bones. After a few encounters she goes to her "spinster" aunt, who is very obviously a lesbian, and I am not all that familiar with queer culture in Mexico, but it implies a tie to the supernatural as well, and her aunt's friend, a bruja of sorts tells Valeria that indeed she has a spirit attached to her, but she shouldn't worry, it will go away soon. I got the impression that perhaps, in Mexican culture, that doubts and worries can invite in the wrong sort of spirits, sort of like bad thinking can summon unseelie fey folk.

It gets worse. Not really the creepy-crawly bone woman, but more Valeria's disconnect with becoming a mother. Months are passing, she is having constant issues, and even returns to the punk life of her teen years, and reignites a relationship she had with a woman. She makes  passing attempt at babysitting her niece and nephew, but that is a disaster when the bone woman makes an appearance and Val freaks out, hurting the children in turn. Nobody trusts her, not her family, not her husband, not her ex-GF. 

And then she has the baby. She finds no connection whatsoever, not even wanting to look on the child, and in a state of post-partum delusion, she briefly becomes the bone woman herself, and hides the baby in the fridge, to find some peace. She realizes that if she doesn't do something drastic, she will lose everything so she turns to her aunt, and her friends, and a ritual is performed. It apparently drives off the bone woman but it doesn't change how Valeria feels, and the movie ends on her leaving the baby with her husband, as she departs that life.

In saying/writing it out loud, it sounds compelling and dramatic, but in execution, I was not captivated at all. I just found little to no connection with the characters and the situations. While the monsters was creepy, we don't know what or why it exists, and while I was able to forgive that missing element from The Grimcutty, I am not sure why I could not accept it here. And then there was the ritual that drove the spirit away -- the movie jumps suddenly from a tragic drama, to .... art school final project? Naked, writhing women in the forest, a macramé shawl wearing image of Valeria that catches on fire, all kinds of imagery which... just left me mystified. Again, I can only guess it had some meaning in Mexico? But I found none.

A bit of Googling will tell you there is a folk tale from Mexico, about The Bone Woman, attributing to it an old woman who wanders a desert collecting bones. Buuuuut, how does that connect to this movie? How does that connect to motherhood? Still not finding anything....

Tuesday, October 10, 2023

31 Days of Halloween: Grimcutty

2022, John Ross (Freaky Faron) -- Disney

I have an urge to watch a bunch of movies where people either summon a creature of legend (e.g. bloody mary, moth man, etc.) or at the very least get mixed up in an urban legend. Surprisingly this movie mixed up that aspect with parental "tiktok challenge" panics, not unlike the Satanic Panic of the 80s, but with more tangible results, i.e. they actually do summon.... something.

Asha Chaudry (Sara Wolfkind, Love All You Have Left) wants to a social media star, an "influencer", but doesn't really have a passion to sell to the world. Currently she is trying her hand at ASMR videos, which her parents don't get, and I am not sure she really gets either.

Of note, I am irrationally annoyed by ASMR. It is supposed to be an almost hypnotic effect created by whispering and soft scratching noises often accompanied by woo-woo imagery. I once spent a few weeks reading about it, trying it out, listening & watching, as so many people claim it is a good relaxation method. I just came away  in my usual Old Man Yelling at Clouds state, and one might claim, it had the opposite affect on me, in that it just makes me fucking pissed off whenever the topic comes up.

Then her parents hear about a "challenge" going around. Her father Amir (Usman Ally, A Series of Unfortunate Events) and another father, while they should be listening to Asha's brother quite skillfully play light jazz, end up discussing this challenge that they heard from a friend who heard from a friend. An image appears on the screen and soon kids are being asked to cut themselves, or worse. Nobody knows the origin or has ever seen the actual video, but they are still freaking out. Because, that is how this bullshit goes. Half the kids hearing about it are going to think their parents are idiots for believing it exists. The other half are going to actually try it, whether it exists or not, because they are the fucking idiots.

And then Asha actually sees the Grimcutty. Its a freaky tall, skinny creature with Cheshire Cat grin and shark teeth and white skin and a big knife. As it approaches, it tries to cut you, but anyone else will see you trying to cut yourself. Parents are panicking and trying to hide all their children's electronic devices, but its hitting the town like an epidemic. Asha is incensed, and needs to figure it out, but not because a creature is actually hurting things, but because she wants her toys back. OK, her motivations are somewhat unselfish once she sees how many of her friends it is affecting.

But she is desperate to create some sort of online identity for herself. The movie has a lot of fun playing both sides of the fence on this. Parents overreact, but kids do the stupidest shit just to be considered cool. TikTok is fucking malevolent and Mommy Bloggers can be downright evil influences. Eventually they trace the hysteria back to one such Mommy Blogger (Alona Tal, Supernatural), whose kid was the first victim. I am sure they leave the origin unexplained so they can have a followup "origin" movie, but suffice it to say that they learn enough from the encounter with the blogger and her son, to connect it to the hysteria the parents are experiencing.

At this point, Dad has gone off the deep end. The more amped up he gets, the worse and more frequent the Grimcutty appearances are. Mom (Shannyn Sossamon, A Knight's Tale) has begun to understand but its not until Dad sees Asha floating aloft in the air (held up by Grimcutty as it strangles her) that he finally believes something beyond the hysteria is going on, and sees his tie to it.

While there was a tenuous reason for this emergence of a panic induced creature, only seen by children, I did enjoy the execution of the story, and the creature itself was creepy AF.

Monday, October 9, 2023

31 Days of Halloween: The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster

2023, Bomani J Story (feature debut) -- download

You can tell from the get go that Bomani J Story doesn't want his directorial debut to pigeon hole him into  the horror genre. It starts agnostically, with strong characters and music choices that could squarely place it into the type of intentional indie movies I often pine for, but really, don't watch all that much anymore. This is a very deliberate movie, both as a Frankenstein adaptation (inspired by?) and as a commentary on growing up black in America.

That last bit, I find it challenging to write about. I often wonder if I have the right to comment on it, but to not do so, to only tell the movie from its purest horror movie elements, would do it injustice. This movie is nothing without its setting and characters. So, I will do what I always end up doing, which is write only from my perspective, as its really all I have.

Vicaria (Laya DeLeon Hayes, The Equalizer TV) is a teen girl obsessed with death. As the movie relates, she heard her mother's last heart beat, as the two were sitting, hugging, and her mother was struck by a stray bullet. Her neighbourhood, a "project" of sorts, not as urban and without the towers, is still very much a place where people who cannot afford to be elsewhere, go. It is controlled by the gangs, and if pop culture educates me properly, the "bloods" as defined by the red bandanas. The death continues as her older brother joins the gang and is shot down. In his grief, her father falls to using crack in the little time he has between working two jobs. Vicaria strives to excel, attending a local "white school" in order to benefit from STEM resources, but is far too strong-headed for the teachers. If she was white, they would jokingly dismiss her constant banter about curing death, and move on. But no, she gets to sent to detention, and when she protests, she is slammed to the ground by the rent-a-cop.

This is Vicaria's world. Its not pleasant, and it has had more than a little impact on her mental state.

She literally believes death can be cured, and goes all mad scientist in a nearby abandoned building is doing something with dead bodies, including that of her brother. On another night of stray bullets, as she watches them unsuccessfully try to resuscitate a young boy she is inspired as to what she needs for her resurrection ritual -- electricity. We will forgive this conceit for even if this isn't a world where Mary Shelley wrote a story, Vicaria should have seen electric cardiac stimulation before. But no matter, she takes down her local grid and zaps the fuck out of her dead brother.

Man, the practical effects team here won the day! From the Dr. Frankenstein gurney made of an old door and bicycle parts, to the utterly gruesome monster that her brother becomes!!

Chris wakes up, but holey Hell is her horrific! This is not the cliche "she dug up fresh bodies" tale of Frankenstein, but a long in the ground decaying body who did not get proper mortuary care. A monster indeed !! But Vicaria is not afraid of him until he grasps her leaving burns/marks that left me wondering if he came back from the other side with.. other powers. But no, its more a Mark of the Dead and while Vicaria did bring him back out of grief, and for revenge, when she sees him try to murder one of the runners who supply the community with drugs, she feels instant regret.

This is where the tale turns. Vicaria has created a monster and seemingly only wants to avoid her mistake, not expecting the terrible events that would unfurl after. And it all goes so terribly, horrifically wrong for her and her family. She becomes the instrument of her own tragedy, and the further degradation of her own mental state.

Spoiler.

The movie ends as Chris / The Monster has murdered not only the drug dealers in the neighbourhood but also all of Vicaria's extended family. The Monster does what a monster does. But Vicaria has a light bulb moment, and ... well, she resurrects all of them, including her pregnant cousin. Its chilling. Its repellant. They may have been "fresh" but... what else has happened to them? What else will they become? What will be the final consequences of Vicaria's actions?

For me, the movie kind of lost it in the final act. In much the way Vicaria loses control of her creation, in honesty she never had it, the story seems to be abandon its creator, escaping something poetic and creative for something more visceral and schlocky. While I like the movie so much more than much of the dross we end up watching during this season (a necessary act, to find the gems), I am somewhat disappointed he lost the thread of his own adapted tale. 

KWIF: Wes Anderson x Roald Dahl (+3)

KWIF is Kent's Week in Film where each week (ha!) I have a spotlight movie which I write a longer, thinkier piece about, and then whatever else I watched that week I do a quick little summary of my thoughts.

This week:
The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar | The Rat Catcher | The Swan | Poison (2023, d. Wes Anderson - Netflix)
World on a Wire (aka Welt am Draht) (1973, d. Rainer Werner Fassbinder - Criterion) 
The Grand Tour (1991, d. David Twohy - Bluray)
Maggie Moore(s) (2023, d. John Slattery - Netflix)

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Wes Anderson is not the most prolific of creators. Looking at his filmography, he trends at about three years between films.  We just received Asteroid City earlier this year, so this quartet of short films from Anderson was entirely unexpected, and a delightful surprise.  His films are quite obviously painstakingly crafted... not that other films aren't, but Anderson's fastidiousness in art and visual design requires exacting confluence in not just art design and technical production, but also choreography.  It's not just that the positioning of sets, props, camera, lighting, performer, etc. need to be in the exact right position, it's that they need to all move with the precision of Cirque du Soliel to achieve the effect Anderson wants.  I have speculated in the past about what drives character performance Anderson's films -- the forthright and honest, dispassionate and unfiltered way of speaking -- is either the director finds human emotion an alien concept, or else understands it so well he turns a clinical eye towards it.  I'm now wondering if it's because his films are often so clockwork in their timing, that there's no room for modulation in performance.

With these four productions, Anderson has stripped down even further the performance side of things, and upped the ante on precise, controlled movement.  These four tales to be told are each a Roald Dahl short story that Anderson is not so much adapting into a play or production, but a moving storybook.

He's ostensibly created a new genre.

Think books-on-tape, but visualized.  We see the narrator, a big-name celebrity, in costume, on a set, relaying the prose story, with visual cues of all kinds - performers interacting, props being handed or taken away by costumed stagehands, set pieces (or pieces of sets) moving to reveal new set pieces, camera movements around a set, soft transitions to stop motion animation, in-camera visual trickery, pantomime -- all in service of the verbalized narrative.  

Who is narrating can shift throughout each production, the duties lobbed around like a volleyball, but there's always a logic to the shift. Anderson has these narratives relayed at a lightning clip, to the point of being somewhat dizzying. If you get distracted, even for a second, you can lose the plot.  And with all the wonderfully captivating and clever visuals, it's hard not to be distracted.  The breakneck pacing is doubly part of the whole stage-production vibe that gives each story the air of a single take, but also necessary to keep the story contained to its sub-20-minute length.  The narrators -- Benedict Cumberbatch, Dev Patel, Ben Kingsley, Richard Ayoade, Ralph Fiennes and Rupert Friend -- all deliver the story rapidly and precisely, super enunciated, and whether it's rote memorization or reading off cue cards it's quite impressive (methinks it's the former, as eye movement and demands of performance would make cue card reading even more of a challenge.)

The four stories are:

1) The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar. Here the narrator switches because of a nesting doll-like tale that finds a story within a story within a story. It's ultimately the tale of a man aiming for the greatest riches he can imagine by learning the very specific discipline of seeing without seeing. It takes years for him to master it but when he does, he finds that he sees something more can be done than benefit himself, that the greatest reward in life is helping others. It's the most moralistic storybook tale of the quartet, and also the most involved production, with the most performers and elaborate set changes required. It's the greatest marvel of the four. I envy the weird kids who stumble on this absolutely curious product at a young age and watch it over and over. It is both transfixing and mind expanding.

2) The Swan. A sensitive young boy is bullied by two exceptionally nasty brutes who force him into more and more extreme situations. It is a harsh tale that exemplifies the cruelty of man towards other men and towards nature, and one's ability to, if not rise above it, then endure in spite of it. It's a melancholy tale reflecting the worst of human nature. If I take anything from this it's that we've hit a stage in children's stories in the past two or three decades where parents increasingly want to shield their children from such tales, to promise the kids a world of harmony, not harshness, and this is Anderson reminding us that it's okay... that maybe such stories teach us empathy as well as extoll the virtues of endurance and perseverance.  Anderson still loads the storytelling up with innate whimsy as a result of the production values and the preformative acts of the stagehands, but it's not even the proverbial spoonful of sugar. It's a dark tale with a small speck of glitter.

3) The Rat Catcher. A darkly comedic tale of a nasty rat-like exterminator hired to catch rats. He engages with the narrator and a garage hand, providing his insight into his profession, but also his own disturbed self. Richard Ayoade is the narrator here and, frankly, I'm surprised it took Anderson this long to collaborate with him. They seem to be a natural fit. Ralph Fiennes plays the ratcatcher here, and it is a magnificent comedic performance.  This story exemplifies best Anderson's control over the power of suggestion, using the combination narrative and pantomime to get through the most unpleasant aspects of the story.

4) Poison. An Englishman in (presumably) occupied India awakens to finds himself in a predicament with a poisonous snake asleep on his belly. His associate summons the doctor, and both endeavour to aide the man in his situation. While each of these tales is told in a rapid clip, this one utilizes its storytelling pace like a ticking time bomb, ratcheting up the tension as Dev Patel and Ben Kingsley try to diffuse the situation, while a more and more uncomfortable-looking Benedict Cumberbatch lay motionless in bed. It's easily the most exciting of the quartet's stories, but it's climax is the most sobering and potent. We think this is a whimsical story about a most tense situation, but the poison in question is the racism already in the Englishman's blood. it's toxic and spat venomously, with no easy antedote. 


I can see these not being to everyone's delight, because the form here is so radically different than what we expect from a Wes Anderson film, or from film in general. It's a new form of storytelling that I would love to see others try their hand at, having actors narrate a short story but providing staged visual accompaniment, maybe under a structured anthology.  I don't imagine it becoming a dominant form of entertainment, but it's such a bold new way to tell stories. At the very least, I would love more of this pairing of Anderson and Dahl.  It's clear the influence the author and his storytelling, has had on the director.

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Beyond his name and his profession, until a few days ago, I knew nothing about director Rainer Werner Fassbinder.  A cursory glance around the internet, he is a complicated figure at best, or the epitome of the toxic, abusive, self-destructive auteur at worst. Were he alive today, he would be cancelled.  He was a queer filmmaker but had some of his works levied as being homophobic, as well as misogynistic and sexist. Mercifully, I don't see any of that in World on a Wire.

This is my first exposure to Fassbinder, as part of Criterion's October selection of Techno Thrillers. I only just learned that the production was a two-part made-for-TVmini-series based on the Daniel F. Galouye novel "Simulacron-3", which suddenly makes much more sense to me.  I had wondered how someone like Fassbinder who was incredibly prolific (looking at his IMDB page, he had completed over 40 productions in about a 15 year career before his death) could come up with such an immaculately well-realized cyberpunk story in the early 1970s.  Of course there was a novel behind it, there had to be. And, as a production, it feels very much structured like a novel, less like TV or a movie.

Running 205 minutes, on a German TV budget, early on it seemingly feels the strain of its limitations.  The sets and wardrobe and lighting seem a bit cheap, the performers somewhat stiff, and there's just some oddness, like lack of extras or strange behaviour on screen. But moving past the 1970's German TV of it, and it starts to unveil itself... and the methodology of a craftsman comes through. There aren't special effects in this production, but through use of mirrors and windows and camera positioning or movement, Fassbinder delivers clues and cues to what's really going on. Glass is a motif throughout the production in both obvious and subtle forms. It's clear that the director is thinking both about telling the story as well as presenting it.

I had no idea cyberpunk existed as a genre prior to, like, William Gibson, but this is quite definitively a cyberpunk prototype. Our protagonist, Fred Stiller, is one of the architects of a simulated reality, where thousands of unique near-humans exist, primarily for the purpose of advancing market research for the government. Stiller's colleague mysteriously dies in an unlikely accident, after seemingly going mad, Stiller begins to question the project. When another colleague, the head of security, disappears before his very eyes, and then seems to be the only one who remembers the man, Stiller begins to question his sanity. 

It's not really a spoiler to say that Stiller learns his reality is, in fact, a simulation. It's the obvious revelation that I worried the story would spend 3 hours building towards. Instead, the clues are laid out for the audience to piece together, and for Stiller to resist the truth until he can no longer ignore it. By the mid-way point (the break between the two episodes) Stiller is aware that he is not a real person, and then it becomes about what he does with that information.

I'm blow away with this early 70's sci-fi psychological thriller and how adeptly and thoroughly it negotiates its ideas of reality, which, to me didn't seem to become part of the sci-fi conversation at large until the 90's when VR became a buzzword.  I was captivated by not just the story but the choices made in the production of the story that smartly expand on the world, and the worlds within worlds.  I was going to say I'm surprised this hasn't been remade, but Galouye's novel was also the basis for The Thirteenth Floor (1999) which I recall being a trite, subpar production. This is an utterly surprising, quality piece from a filmmaker I probably shouldn't like very much, but I'll separate the art from the artist for the time being.

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I like David Twohy's films. I think his Riddick trilogy with Vin Diesel is an over-ambitious, bonkers, action/sci-fi near-masterpiece, which is a pretty hot take, I know. I really, really like The Arrival, despite the miscasting of Charlie Sheen as a tech nerd.  He wrote Waterworld (a film I mistakenly avoided for decades), The Fugitive, and Critters 2 which is an insane resume. I'm pretty sure I have seen all the films he has written or directed except G.I. Jane and this one, The Grand Tour.

Re-released this year by Unearthed Films, I picked up the blu-ray of The Grand Tour on a recent physical media hunt because it was "A David Twohy film" I had never heard of before. It stars Jeff Daniels, but the figure on the painted box art it looked at first glance like Jeff Bridges to me, further confusing me. It also intoned time travel ("He came back from the future to save his only child from the past") so that's all I needed.

Once I unwrapped the box, and saw that the case had a reversible liner with a different image, I immediately recognized it... Timescape. This film was released in theatres as Timescape. Or, at the very least, it was advertised in comic books with that second image as Timescape. But that was still the limit of my familiarity. I had no idea what I was in for.

The Grand Tour finds widowed, alcoholic, single father Jeff Daniels still grieving his lost wife while renovating their house outside of town into a bed and breakfast.  A coach bus pulls up to his door and group of tall, attractive, odd-behavioured tourists from "California" emerge, with one demanding they stay at his establishment. A fat wad of cash ensures the transaction. These strangers are a mystery, and the way they behave raises questions that only Jeff Daniels seems curious about. Since we know the premise of the film, from the box art, involves time travel, the presumption is that they're time travelers, or aliens, or both. But why are they here?

The film delicately balances its sci-fi aspects with a very human story of a flawed and hurting man looking to keep it all together in the face of extraordinary circumstances. Daniels does a pretty amazing job at keeping the character consistent between investigating what his guests are up to, fighting his attraction to one of them, trying to be a good dad, holding his father-in-law at bay, and struggling through guilt and depression. Though we didn't talk about depression much in the early 90's, it's clearly a film that is working through it, showing that there's no easy fix but sometimes you just need to prioritize others over yourself.

I liked this quite a bit. It's a surprisingly deep story within a thrifty production that has those layers that Twohy always brings to his scripts, elevating it above the usual direct-to-video or B-movie genre pictures.  Twohy is a pretty good visual storyteller, though not exactly a stylist, and I think he trusts his writing more than his visual storytelling which may be what has held him back from being a more prominent director. This is a bit of a gem.

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I really, really like Jon Hamm as a performer. If we were in the old Hollywood system of the 40's and 50's Hamm would be cranking out four or five starring vehicles a year, one of which would be a hit while the others forgotten. As Patrick Willems mentioned recently, we don't really have that superstar leading man concept anymore, where an actor drives people to the theatres.  Post Mad Men though, Hamm (or Hamm's agents) had been pushing for that superstar leading man career resulting in a number of forgettably bland pictures ill-suited for him and his charm.  Hamm has since abandoned those aspirations, either stepping into great supporting roles where there's no pressure upon him, or leading smaller productions that are more tailored to take advantage of his persona.  Confess, Fletch is the most recent, and most winning example no doubt. 

Maggie Moore(s) is the second directorial feature of Hamm's Mad Men co-star and friend John Slattery. It is a dark comedy/crime drama about a troubled sandwich shop franchisee, Jay Moore (Micah Stock), whose life spirals out of control resulting in a hitman murdering his wife, Maggie, as well as woman of the same name. Hamm plays the widower Police Chief who is trying to make sense of the chaos.

The film co-stars Tina Fey as a neighbour to the Moores who Hamm's Chief takes a romantic interest in. Fey and Hamm have had a long history of working together (notably 30 Rock and Kimmy Schmidt), and there's such a natural sense of comfort between them. There may not be heavy fireworks between them, but there is a sweetness to their pairing that plays well on camera.  If I'm honest, I found the relationship drama between Fey and Hamm to be far more stimulating than the shitstorm Jay Moore gets himself into and the knots Hamm and his deputy (Ted Lasso's Nick Mohammad) try to untie. They're almost two separate films tonally, the relationship dramedy and the crime comedy, and they do seem at odds with one another.  The third act culminates in gunplay and violence that is even more tonally at odds with the rest of the production.

Positioned as a comedy by Netflix, I find it difficult to laugh when child pornography and spousal abuse are kind of instigators of the films high-jinks, and there are only a few outright chuckles found within. To its credit, the film never lost my interest, because I found Hamm held this up on his beefy shoulders pretty well, but I've seen more than a few of the muddy small-town crime-comedies over the years, and the key distinguisher of them as a subgenre is that they're all pretty forgettable. They all want to be Fargo but the only memorable one is Fargo.  The difference with Fargo is how conscious it is of its tragedy. It's a satire of human nature, how our egos tend to just dig us deeper into holes we've already dug. Maggie Moore(s)' story is trying to find humour in its horrors, and just can't escape the nature of the horrors it presents.  I think maybe if they shifted tones, did more of a Hell and High Water vibe, taking it all more seriously, it would play better...heavier, but better.