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Sunday, January 7, 2024

KWIF: Poor Things (+5)

KWIF = Kent's week in film.

With the Amazon original The Black Demon, Toasty mentioned needing a post-Christmas palate cleanser. Even though I didn't go very hard into Christmas at all this year, just doing the requisite half of our Advent calendar, I too needed such a cleanser, moreso because the yoke of Godzilla has been weighing me down a bit (world's tiniest violin, I get it. I do these things to myself, folks). 

I wanted to spend my post New Years' time off work at the movie theatres, shaking off the shackles of the COVID years, and getting out of the habit of only going for the latest spectacle. The "best of 2023" lists were hitting and I wanted to push myself out of my comfort zone and into challenge mode. But now, as I look at my 5 selections from the week, with only one exception, these are all auteur directors who I am quite familiar with, so I'm not sure I stepped that far out of my comfort zone after all. Let's get into it.

This week:
Poor Things (2023, d. Yorgos Lanthimos - in theatre)
Anatomy of a Fall (2023, d. Justine Triet - in theatre)
The Boy and the Heron (2023, d. Hayao Miyazaki - in theatre)
The Zone of Interest (2023, Jonathan Glazer - in theatre)
Ferrari (2023, d. Michael Mann - in theatre)
Ikarie XB-1 (1963, d. Jindřich Polák - Criterion Channel)

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Is Yorgos Lanthimos a provocateur? Of course he is. He enjoys pushing the tolerances of his audience, especially when he's scripting his features. Dogtooth, the Lobster, and Killing of a Sacred Deer are each uniquely disquieting films.  In those films, it's the way in which Lantimos' lens observes everything and everyone, with a cold, clinical detachment, which only makes the injection of the surreal or fantastical even more of a challenge to the audience.

With writer Tony McNamara on The Favourite, and now Poor Things, he's found a partner whose scripts push buttons and boundaries but in a less-distancing way. The humour is still dark, but not nearly as faint or dry as Lanthimos' scripts (if his even offer any humour at all).

Poor Things is the pair moving to the next level. Where there was an opulence to The Favourite, it still felt...traditional, I suppose, for a period piece. Here, creativity is unleashed in a way I get the feeling Lanthimos has been wanting it to be his entire career. He's got a budget, and he uses every cent of it.

Best described either as beautifully grotesque (or, better yet, grotesquely beautiful) in art, design, make-up, effects, sound, score -- the whole creative spectrum -- everything is bold, ornately constructed, and just captivating to behold. The first act is in black and white, and even that doesn't mute its life and vibrancy (Lady Kent asked afterwards, "when did it switch to colour?").

Poor Things is a fantasy film that is Barbie for grown-ups only. I'm sure someone will draw out all the parallels in a youtube essay (if it hasn't been done already), but to paraphrase critic Alonso Duralde, both films find their lead characters go on a journey only to discover who they already know themselves to be.

Here Emma Stone, in her boldest performance to date, is Bella, a new take on Frankenstein's creature. I'll leave her origins to be teased out by the film, but where we meet her she is but an infant in a woman's body. Her creator, her father figure, the mad scientist/Doctor Frankenstein of the piece, Godwin (Willem Dafoe) she calls "God" for short, which was no doubt his idea. As in many a Frankenstein tale, it's the doctor, not the creature who is the monster, but here we meet a man who has been horribly scarred (both physically and emotionally) by his own father, and processes his trauma through his hilariously horrifying scientific feats (the English bull terrier with its head swapped with a duck was just one of many dark delights).

Bella starts out a mono-syllabic infant in our first meeting with her, but, as observed by Max (Ramy Youssef) her vocabulary, capacity for reason and intellect grow dramatically every day. Max, hired by Godwin, to be Bella's observer, is captivated by her ("what a beautiful ["r"word]", he says). It's the first of many uncomfortable thoughts the film brings out, and for about 15, maybe 20 minutes, the film wrestles with whether it's leaning into the "born sexy yesterday" trope. But it shifts the leering gaze away from objectifying Bella, instead looking sternly, eyebrow arched, at the men who would objectify her. 

Bella starts exploring her adult body, her sexuality, and when the men in her life try to control that side of her, she starts to distance herself from the men in her life. She sees the control they wish to yield, and she understandably doesn't want that. Eventually, as her intellectual curiosity grows, she wishes to be free of Godfrey's confines within the beautiful manor, but like an overprotective father, he wants to know she's safe by keeping her contained. When lawyer Duncan (Mark Ruffalo), a roguish Lothario, is brought onto the compound he becomes captivated by just the thought of Bella, and then, on her own volition, is whisked away on a Mediterranean journey of discovery, much of it sexual, but cultural and culinary as well.

Stone's performance as Bella, is an ever evolving one, and she handles the role masterfully. It's a very physical performance, that requires her to show a slow and gradual increase of control and ownership over her body. It's the entire metaphor of the film and so an essential element. But it's Stone's ability to show the intellectual growth, and not just through words, but through her eyes, that is outstanding.  The role requires a lot of sex and nudity which, both credit to Stone and Lanthimos, are never objectifying, and always empowered. Bella is not sexy, she's sexual. 

Ruffalo, meanwhile, brilliantly plays a cartoon of a man so out of control of his own desires that his own caddish game backfires upon him. He is the Ken to Bella's Barbie, just a husk of a person lacking inner depth or sense of identity outside of elitism and sexual conquest. He's used to a society where men have control, and has no concept of what to do with a woman who won't follow the patriarchal rules of "polite society". It's a wildly comedic performance, teetering on campy but just restrained enough as to be welcome instead of out of place.

If Barbie was "Feminism 101", Poor Things is at the very least a second year class. It's a fantasy setting, yes, but it reflects the fight still being fought today for women to have liberty over their minds, body and sexuality. It can be blunt about it but even outside of the theme, it's still an amazing adventure of self-discovery.

It's also been proffered that Poor Things is about an autistic character's sexual awakening and journey of self discovery, and from what I've seen on letterboxd, many people identify as on the spectrum have found a pretty deep connection with Bella, and the way she engages with the world. I look forward to deeper analysis on that front.  

This was the last movie I saw in 2023, and it's also, quite possibly, the best in a pretty great year for film.

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There's the "whodunnit", and the "howdunnit". Anatomy of a Fall ("Anatomie d'une Chute") is a "diddunnit", as it presents us with a scenario, the death of a husband and father in a remote mountainside chalet home, and then tries to parse out, given all the evidence it chooses to present us with, whether the wife killed him or not.

If it sounds Hitchcockian, it has that kind of a conceit, but director Triet tells the film almost entirely from the perspective of Sandra (Sandra Hüller, in an incredible performance) with an lens that presents such intense compassion while also managing to retain enough distance as to not betray the "diddunnit" conceit.

The first half of the film finds Sandra, a very cerebral and composed woman, working on her defence with her lawyer, an ex-flame Vincent (Swann Arlaud, who is going to have to live with the shorthand moniker of "sexy French lawyer" for some time), while the second half of the film is the trial (and French trials are intriguingly different from the American trial process we have seen a thousand times over).

Where American trial films are largely very much about "the story" (usually based on true-life or novel adaptation), with maybe some character driven elements, Anatomy of a Fall is about perceptions, about examining how we see someone based on the information given, and the judgements we make thereof. 

The opening scene, for example, has Sandra, an accomplished writer, being interviewed by a college aged female student. The scene, which takes place maybe an hour before the death of Sandra's husband, finds the two women already in conversation, but still at early stages. The student hasn't yet been able to segue into their interview, and any questions she asks, Sandra doesn't quite deflect so much as steer back towards the student as she almost counter-interviews...but casually. Knowing what the film is about, I'm already questioning Sandra, is she being cagey, or friendly? Is she controlling this situation intentionally or is she, maybe, just a little tipsy from wine? 

In the back half of the movie, the prosecuting attorney tries to re-contextualize this opening scene as flirtatious. The prosecutor knows that Sandra is bisexual and had cheated on her husband in the past. He's trying to build a narrative of who Sandra is for the judicial bench, just as he tries to build a narrative around the death of her husband.

But so too must Sandra and sexy French lawyer build a narrative. And so too does Triet build a third narrative that lies closer to the middle (but if it falls on one side or the other of the middle is up to the audience). All these narratives are a part of a whole, and it's a brilliant examination of what we know versus what we perceive. The trial is not one of of facts, it's one of perception. If you build the narrative one way, she's guilty. Another way she's innocent. The two are very hard to reconcile. Is Sandra cold and calculating? Or is she just German?

Language has a lot to do with it. The film is French-made, but is largely in English. Hüller is German, but never speaks it in the film, only speaking English and French. How does language play a role in our perceptions of someone? How does language play a role in controlling a conversation, a relationship? It's subtext in the film, but also a huge part of what it's trying to say about how we view and understand someone.

This was a fascinatingly thoughtful film while also being a gripping trial drama. It has things to say about the court system, about relationships, about parenting, about mental health. It's not offering answers, but it's keen to explore.

I didn't even talk about the huge role Sandra's son, Daniel, a pre-teen with low vision, plays in the film as a key witness. Young Milo Machado-Graner gives an outstanding performance that shows wisdom beyond his years, and taps into an emotionality most adult actors can't authentically reach.

Of all the films I watched this week, this is the one I immediately wanted to watch again.

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Anime and I do not get along great (much to my teen's chagrin). It's something I need to explore with a pop culture therapist who can help me unpack the reasons why. I haven't figured it out. But, of course, there's "anime" and then there's Studio Ghibli. There's Studio Ghibli, and then there's the auteur of auteurs of animation Hayao Miyazaki.  

Ghibli is held up on this other level from the term anime (just like, at least for a time, Pixar was distinguished from other "animated" movies), and Miyazaki is put on an even higher pedestal. I've watched over half of Miyazaki's oeuvre, and while I find his movies gorgeous, I still don't connect with most of them.

The Boy and the Heron is Miyazaki's latest "final" film. I forget how many times he's retired and come back (maybe only twice) but he is an "event" director, so it's no surprise that the film has been doing some great numbers at the North American box office, and receiving heaps of critical attention. I was, once again, dazzled, but left feeling a sense of uncertainty over what I'd seen and how I felt about it.  It's happened with every Miyazaki film I've seen (save for Ponyo).  

Perhaps it's because Miyazaki intends for his films to be watched and rewatched, explored for meaning. There's obviously what Miyazaki is bringing to the film, but also what the audience is getting out of it, and the director is notoriously cagey about expressing what his films mean. In reading about The Boy and the Heron since watching it this past week, others have unpacked some of its inspirations, being Miyazaki's relationship with his Ghibli co-founders and his own relationship with animation. The denouement of the film has been interpreted as a relinquishing of the torch to the young animators of today, perhaps.  If you don't go into The Boy and the Heron as a Miyazaki scholar, are you going to grok any of that?

Re-titled from the Japanese name "How Do You Live?", it's a film that begins pretty stone sober, with the death of young Mahito's mother during a Pacific War bombing of Tokyo. Mahito and his father relocate to a rural estate to live with his aunt (his mother's sister whom his father is now married to) and the grannies. Mahito is traumatized over the loss of his mother, and is distant and angry. He's not particularly fond of his aunty stepmother either, even though she shows him only kindness and sympathy. 

On the estate, he has regular encounters with a blue heron, whom, over these encounters starts to reveal that it speaks, and is in fact, a horrendous toad of a man in disguise. Mahito's mother and aunt and some of the grannies are of a lineage that are attuned to the magic of the world, in particular a silo with a strong family lore and magical properties. When Mahito's aunt goes missing, he's drawn into the silo, Alice in Wonderland style, and goes down the rabbit hole.

Within this world within worlds (or world between worlds, as its a gateway outside of time) Mahito discovers his family history as well as younger versions of his one granny and his mother, who along with a reluctant heron, aide him in his journey to find his aunt.

A lot of Miyazaki's films feature the fantastical for fantastical sake. At least that's always been my perception. There could be deeper meaning in all of it, but if there is, Miyazaki's never telling. I think there are aspects to his work that have meaning to him, for sure, and sometimes in the fantasy there is meaning for the character, but I also think the director has a bold ability to bring stream-of-consciousness to the screen, and so a lot of his fantasy is just that, for pure imagination's sake.

Fantasy isn't my genre. There's often an absence of logic to it, an absence of rules. So The Boy and the Heron, while striking, left me perplexed, and not in a good way.  I think I'll have to do a full Miyazaki run at some point and try to engage with his repertoire, and thus this film, in a more metatextual sense.

I should note that I saw the film in its English dubbed version, which I initially bristled at upon realizing it, but turns out may be one of the best dubs I've ever heard. There's often a sense of disconnect between the animation and the vocal performance in a translation dub, but this one felt almost seemless, natural even, although I did get distracted trying to figure out who some of the voice cast was (best to leave it as a surprise for the credits, methinks).

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Jonathan Glazer's previous film, Under the Skin was a potent a non-narrative drama about an alien's exploration of humanity through sexual temptation? I referred to it as  "a moody (or perhaps moodless) art-piece that isn't so much a story as a concept, a 2-hour art installation about male sexuality in its various forms - primal, tender, brutal - masquerading as entertainment".

Where Under The Skin explored humanity through the lens of an alien, The Zone of Interest takes the same dispassionate lens and explores inhumanity instead. Call it "the mundane existence of evil". The film spends most of its time in and around the home of a Nazi Commandant. We witness Herr Hoss (Christian Friedel), his wife Hedwig (Sandra Hüller again, having a real moment), two boys, infant daughter (always crying) and the Jewish servants as they entertain guests, celebrate birthdays, play, clean, cook and serve. It would all seem very banal, if it weren't for all the fucking Nazi's about, and for the fact that, just on the other side of the wall of the yard is the Auschwitz concentration camp which Hoss is in charge of.

There's not really a narrative to the film. It's experiential. As we witness this family living their life, buoyed by their privileges and receiving tainted spoils of the murdered people from the other side of the wall, we are all too aware of the sounds of the trains, the gunfire, the screams, shrieks and yells, and the sounds of the furnaces, not to mention the gushing red flames coming out of the smokestack.

Herr Hoss takes meetings where the deplorable plans of evil men to make the eradication of a people more efficient are discussed with the casualness of a board room meeting about a new marketing ploy for, I dunno, salsa. Hedwig shows her visiting mother her home for the first time, and her mother wonders if the woman whose house she used to clean is on the other side of the wall. The boys play, and other children play with them, in the backyard while mass murder happens on the other side of the wall. The boys have a teeth collection. The infant is never in the arms of its mother, always with a servant.

The closest we get to drama in the film is news that Hoss is being relocated. Hedwig refuses to transfer and sends Hoss to his new assignment on his own. Her speech about having built a home for their family that is too precious to leave makes the bile in one's stomach rise.  There is a moment there where Hoss, facing being separated from his family, elicits just the smallest twinge of compassion, before one remembers that Nazi's deserve as much compassion as they showed the Jewish people.

It's a scoreless film, leaving the sound design to do all the heavy lifting. There is a near 3-minute overture performed to a black screen, a briefer interlude composition against a red screen, and the final end credits track. These Mica Levy constructs of sound aren't exactly musical. I almost dread learning what these sound collages are composed of.

The film's final 5 minutes or so, for me, were its most potent. It takes a time jump to the furnaces of Auschwitz today, now a memorial site, as it prepares to open. The cleaners come in and start wiping everything down with efficiency and dispassion.  It's swept up, as if any speck of dust is not allowed.  A memorial displays thousands upon thousands of pares of shoes are piled up, pressing against the window as the glass is cleaned. The floor is vacuumed. We cut back to Hoss, last seen retching in a stairwell, as if he just captured this glimpse of his legacy. 

There's much to be unpacked, in what is shown, what isn't shown, and how it was all constructed from a filmmaking standpoint. It's very deliberate in so many ways (editing most of all) but rarely feels staged in its (nonexistent) story and performances (which barely seem performative).

It is not a comfortable film, and as heavy and burdensome as I was expecting it to be, it wasn't. It's a film that settles you into its mundanity, and dares you to ignore, as this family does, the events on the other side of the wall that so often deign to call attention to themselves. We never see what goes on there, but we don't have to in order to feel the impact.

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The most recent of Michael Mann's films I've seen is Miami Vice which was released in 2006. I'd seen all his films that preceded that but have rewatched watched only a few of them in recent years. Between 2006 and the release of Ferrari in late 2023, he's only made 2 films: Public Enemies and Blackhat. The former I skipped due to Johnny Depp fatigue (I was already done with him by 2009) and the latter because of poor critical reception (though it's become something of a reassessed cult darling in recent years).  I like his movies, but I'm not a die hard.

I wondered going into Ferrari if I actually knew what a Michael Mann film was, beyond neon lights, heavy shadows and pulsating soundtracks. Partway through the film, I realized that what makes a Mann film is how he observes his characters. A lot of that is framing, and how people move within the frame, his direction on where he wants someone on the screen seems pretty precise, while still giving actors the leeway to perform. At this late stage, it looks pretty collaborative, if the performances Adam Driver and Penelope Cruz give in the film are any indication.

I'm not a car guy, nor am I a racing guy, so I had to ask, going into this film, what the point of it was. We meet a 50's-ish Enzo Ferrari, as he moves from the rural Italian abode of his mistress, Lina (Shaeline Woodley), to his city-side manor, pushing his car to its limits, his old racing instincts undying inside him. At home his wife Laura (Cruz) has been fielding calls from his people, reporting on their adversary's new arrivals to town, and she's pissed. When he arrives she reminds him, he can fuck who he wants, he just needs to be home before the calls start.  She then pulls a gun on him, and fires wide. He's shook momentarily, but unfazed. Their dynamic is set. They are honest with each other and spare each other no emotions.

The worries at the Ferrarri factory (as a Saudi prince picks up his new vehicle) are many. Maserati is going to break their speed record, and the company is spending money faster than they can make it. They need a financier, a partner, who can invest in increasing production. They need to keep on with their focus, improving their racing performance which sells the cars to the market, and not selling the cars to market to pay for the racing. Enzo is always a racer at heart, and not a car dealer.

The film is the B-side of the Hollywood biopic. Where the A-side is the attempt to summarized a whole life or career, the B-side is the "most turbulent year" biopic. Here, it takes place in the span of a week. Enzo faces a personal crisis as his two family situations collide, and his professional interests in racing and car manufacturing threaten to go belly up.

It's enough to build something out of, and Mann hammers away at it until it takes shape. It's not a boring process though, Driver's performance as Enzo is a sheer delight, as he portrays the Italian as charming, dry, and sardonic, revealing his heart only in private, and only to the dead (who sit heavily upon him). The first half of this film, while not an outright comedy, is damn funny, largely from Driver's delivery, but Mann is leaning into it just enough. With Cruz, he has a very gentle touch, allowing her the large comedic beats and a big melodramatic performance that still has room to be reigned in when she need to hit those real devastating emotional marks. She's magnificent. (Between Stone in Poor Things, Huller in Anatomy of a Fall, Cruz her and Da'Vine Joy Randolph in The Holdovers I'm having a hard time choosing the best performance, though Cruz and Randolph could probably push to slug it out for best supporting).

It's not a grounded film. Nobody should mistake this for real life. The film builds around the Mille Miglia an endurance race along the Italian highways and through the towns and cities along the way that is unlike any other race I've seen outside of maybe Death Race 2000 (which was maybe inspired by the Mille Miglia?) or The Great Race. But Mann's shooting of it is breathtaking, the gorgeous countryside, but also those beautiful Italian machines (this film doesn't thrust the beauty of its cars upon you, it lets you come to their beauty on your own). But, with beauty there is also danger, and we see that multiple times. Mann reiterates time and again that racing is a kamikaze pursuit, and that racers know what they're signing up for. And we learn why the Mille Miglia has not been seen since 1957.

It's not a flawless film, but I was surprised at how much I enjoyed it. I really enjoyed the performances, the production, Mann's stylistic flourishes, the cars, the racing, the melodrama, all of it was pretty fun, until, at its moment of spectacle, it's not fun anymore. It can't recover from it, and it doesn't try. It knows there's no recovery. We only spend a few minutes more before the summary text of the next few decades fills us in briefly on who does what and when. 

I can see people being particular about the accent work here, especially when there aren't many Italians actually in major parts. It doesn't hold back my ability to appreciate it though.

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I must have caught wind of the Czech sci-fi drama Ikarie XB-1, or "Voyage to the End of the Universe" as it's been known in its heavily edited and dubbed form for decades, at some point in my life, but I've never really known anything about it, nor have I ever taken note of it as something to seek out.

But it popped up this January on the Criterion Channel in its restored, digitally archived form, and it drew my eye like a signal flare. Amidst all the films from "best of 2023" lists, I knew this 60 year old film was mandatory watching.

Based off a novel from Polish sci-fi legend Stanislaw Lem, here we have a film made years before Star Trek, presenting a humanist future and a space journey done for the betterment of mankind. It's set 200 years from when it was made (2163) but has still-potent things to say about the events of the first half of the 20th Century, while optimistically dreaming for a more ideal future.

The set design, sound design, sound effects, visual effects are all quite far above par for the early 60's. The film's influence on sci-fi for the subsequent 15 years (up to and including Star Wars) is tangible, sometimes it's just a little thing, an image, or the way the ships move through space, and sometimes it's a whole swath of the film feels like it's been completely copped by filmmakers who thought we would never notice. At the same time it's clearly aware of the popular sci-fi that came before it, most notable in Peter, this film's version of Robbie the Robot.

The restoration is gorgeous. The blacks are crisp, the whites are vibrant, it looks incredible. I was worried that this would wind up being Solaris  (another Lem novel turned into a notable sci-fi film), which is a monumental production but also monumentally boring. This is much pulpier than that, while still retaining some sense of science in its fiction (it's largely "hey, that's not bad science for 1963").  What perked me up when I was starting to drowse was a "future dance" number which was clearly copped by both Buck Rodgers and Logan's Run, yet somehow manages to (narrowly) escape campiness, I think primarily from a perplexing-but-intriguing score by Zdeněk Liška, and visually curious, simplified dance moves.  It's like future line dancing.

It's a surprisingly satisfying production, but even more potent as an artifact of sci-fi.  Anyone who's a Star Trek fan (or sci-fi in general) who has not seen this really should.

Saturday, December 16, 2023

T&K's XMas (2023) Advent Calendar: Day 16 - Krampus

"Horror, Not Horror" movies are those that toe the line of being horror movies but don't quite comfortably fit the mold.  I'm not a big horror fan (Toast is the horror buff here), but I do quite like these line-skirting type movies, as we'll see.


 2013, d. Michael Dougherty - DVD

I didn't really have any German or Bavarian friends growing up so the "tradition" of Krampus, or even the concept of an "anti-Santa", never crossed my ears.

I've only known of Krampus as a mythical figure for maybe half my life, mainly as a result of consuming pop culture. It may have been an episode of The Venture Brothers, "A Very Venture Christmas", that introduced me to the concept, or possibly it was a word-of-mouth thing through nerd circles a few years earlier.

It does seem that since the debut of this 2015 holiday horror movie that the concept of Krampus in North America has really, really taken off.  Where in Alpine Europe there are Krapus runs (I presume like the "running of the bulls" in Spain, but instead a bunch of people in Krampus costumes chase the normies with swatting sticks, but only guessing), in North America Krampus has largely been adopted by metal heads, goths, and anti-Christmas people who don't identify with the redemptive arcs of Grinches and Scrooges.

That the prominence of Krampus in Canada and the US can be attributed to the film is not reflective of the quality of the film, or even that it was that successful in theatres (it did fine).  It simply just took something that lurked in the background of pop culture, stuck a Hollywood advertising budget behind it and brought Krampus to the forefront.  

It's a fine film, although not quite what I was expecting. I knew that it was sort of a horror comedy, but I don't think I realized that it was PG-13 rated, making it more of a Gremlins thing than, say, Black Christmas

Its first act opens like National Lampoon' s Christmas Vacation with the natty Engel family begrudgingly welcoming the belligerent right wing side of their family into their home three days before Christmas (that's way too early for guests to be arriving!).  Their differences are made known immediately and frequently. Despite the constant contention between the families, the colour palette of this first act is vibrant and warm, bathed in an amber hue, and the score is gentle and light. But we know what we're in for.

The next morning, the families awake to no power in the house and total whiteout conditions outside.  While having plenty of candles and a warm fire, the first question is can they survive each other long enough to even encounter what we all (think we) know is coming. There are strange snowmen built outside. That's not good. The colour palette has changed to icy whites and blues, the chill is immediate, and the score, becomes more foreboding than festive.

Engel daughter Beth, not getting any cellular reception, decides to trudge out to her boyfriend's place a few blocks away. She doesn't make it, and it takes the family a few hours before they start to really worry. Engel dad Tom and his antagonistic, gun-toting, MAGA-primed brorther-in-law, Howard, set out in Howard's gas guzzling tank of a truck to find her, but soon discover there are nefarious things afoot, both above and beneath the snow.  After Howard is attacked but saved by Tom, and his truck is destroyed, the pair return home, Beth-less, where things only begin to accelerate.

A Trojan horse in the form of a sack of presents unleashes demonic Christmassy things upon the household: precocious, Gremlin-esque (in behaviour, not looks) gingerbread men, demonic dolls and teddy bears, and a legit horrifying people-consuming, snake-like, clown-faced jack-in-the-box (the plinking as it slithers was the perfect touch). Family members get taken as they hatch a futile plan to escape into the snow, not even realizing that the absurd horrors they've just encountered are a precursor to the arrival of the Krampus.

Tom's mother relays the story of her encounter with the Krampus as a child (told wonderfully in Henry Selick-esque stop-motion animation), and to be frank, I don't quite get the mythos they're building here.  They're basically saying that any time a child actively renounces Christmas, as both Tom's mother once did, and Tom's son Max did the day before), Krampus arrives with his array of festive demons to punish the child by stealing their family and leaving them nothing but a bell.  

SPOILERS for this 8-year-old film.

The entire family is taken by Krampus, and when Max tries to take back his rejection of Christmas, Krampus does not give him back his family, but also takes him.  Krampus summons a blazing pit that opens up, and the entire family is thrust into it. 

Max awakens, thinking it was all a dream, but instead finds that he's in purgatory, set to perpetually live this Christmas with his family, as they are trapped inside a snow globe, part of Krampus' collection, a fate teased in the poster of the film.

I liked a lot of this movie, particularly in its bleak outcome. I kept expecting a happy ending or a last-minute intervention from Saint Nicholas but none of it happens. The kids that are taken are taken, and any of the family members reconciling is for naught. 

At once it feels like a COVID film, despite being made 5 years before the pandemic. It's a very closed-in, tightly contained production, but they do a pretty epic job of presenting  the total whiteout conditions outside, even if all the snow looks fake as hell (soap flakes I presume).  But when you watch as many cheaply decorated Hallmarkies as we do, an ambitious effort of a winter hellscape like this is appreciated.

I was disappointed at the lack of Krampus in this film titled Krampus. He's not in the film much, and most of the terrorizing is done by minions of differing threat levels. I think the only truly scary one was the jack-in-the-box. I liked the exterior scenes of things moving under the snow, which was a mix of Bugs Bunny with Tremors. An entire film of Snow Tremors, winter graboids, would be tremendous fun.

I loved the aesthetic of chimneys with fissures in them from Krampus' forced entry and in general the film looks pretty good. I was a bit taken aback by Krampus' face being not a pointy-featured demon, but instead like a melty-faced Santa Clause with gigantic horns. It's not appealing at all. It's not intended to be, but it *should* be if they really wanted to merchandise this thing.  Like if you want to make your Krampus iconic, you have to make him something that people will react to by muttering "oh that's cool" under their breath, not recoiling and looking away.

The cast is fun. Adam Scott, David Koechner, Toni Collette, Allison Tolman, and Conchata Ferrell are all elevating what could otherwise have been a direct-to-video movie into a destination picture.  So too does the Weta Workshop created creatures and, in general some real care and attention put into the production.

I just wish the myth-building of this film's Krampus was more concrete.

BUT IS IT HORROR? 
Yes, it is. It's horror-lite, but it is horror.

[we agree. Toasty's take]

Friday, September 8, 2023

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): Meg 2: The Trench

 2023, Ben Wheatley (High-Rise) -- download

Waitafucking second; Ben Wheatley of Kill List acclaim did this utterly shite movie?!?!

Waitafucking second; these movies are based on a series of novels that started in the 90s?!?!

Yeah, and you have a point? Kind of? OK then.

Its not just me who is surprised that Wheatley is directing this movie when you see Google already had an autofill for, "Why is Ben Wheatley directing the Meg 2". Most reviewers are surprised and those who get the interviews are not even attempting to challenge the choice, but they do often... question it. But all you have to do is look at his handful of movies to see that he wants to do big budget Hollywood movies, and he is willing to play in many fields to accomplish this. Its kind of a shame he never got to do Tomb Raider 2 but with the current shuffles in Hollywood, maybe he will.

P.S. The writeup for the first movie got eaten (*cough*) by the 2018 Hiatus. I really should do a ReWatch writeup. I legitimately enjoy that one.

Anyway, the megalodons from the trench are back, minus the the. The title makes it sound a movie about a vengeful nanny taking on the a band of corrupt ditch diggers. And back again are The Chinese Backers. I think I need a new mind's eye visual for what Chinese Backers look like to me, to match the Purple Suited Producers. Either way, this movie feels very backed by the Chinese film industry, but without the need to be a Chinese movie. But unlike the first movie, it doesn't even attempt at being a solid blockbuster; it knows its a stupid summer action movie, but unfortunately kind of thinks you are stupid for looking forward to it, like I did.

Jonas Taylor (Jason Statham, Crank) is no longer a deep sea rescue diver hiding in a bottle, from the trauma of his last rescue gone bad. Given he just rescued a bunch of people from a megaladon shark, he should be back in the deep sea diving business, but instead, he's an... eco-warrior? Why? So we can have an action-hero reintroduction sequence for the character.

With the death of the research platform's leader Dr. Zhang, and (in between movies) his daughter Suyin (?!?! guess they couldn't get her to return to the role) the Mana One is now led by Zhang's son Jiuming (Jing Wu, The Wandering Earth) and his new foreign investor Hillary Driscoll (Sienna Guillory, Resident Evil: Apocalypse). Of note, all foreign investor billionaires are Bad Guys, or at the very least, assholes. Also, they have a new pet -- a "baby" megaladon named Haiqi who Jiuming thinks he can do the Jurassic World / Owen Grady thing with -- Owen had his hand signals, Jiuming has a clicker. Nobody trusts that it works.

Mana One is actually doing well, exploring the scary trench below the thermosphere, Where Monsters Dwell. They have some tech to hide / defend from said beasties, but what they don't expect are The Spanish... mining pirates. Someone has learned of and snuck an entire mining operation into the trench, and they don't take kindly to the Mana One subs poking their noses in. One big explosion later and both Mana One subs are stranded on the bottom. And the cast is forced to rip-off Underwater by walking across the bottom of the trench to take refuge in the mining pirate base.  Insert requisite deaths of a few characters whose names you didn't remember. Based on recent news about catastrophic implosions, I was surprised they retained this scene. Inside the pirate base there is only one Bad Guy to punch before they can escape, aided by a scene that could only have been done to generate Outrage Articles, which in turn generate buzz for the movie -- I am pretty sure that blowing air out of your sinuses would not allow you to free swim at 25,000 feet down.

So, act one, in the trench, some explosions so as to setup the real movie -- releasing more megs that will once again gravitate towards a resort beach, and the Mana One crew will have to chase after. But not before the mid-act where they are betrayed, have to fight off mercenaries with machine guns, because... well, Chinese Backing, and make the Bad Guy Pirate (who keeps on barely surviving) cry over his chomp-chomp'd girlfriend. But whatever, we don't care about this part of the movie, as we want to see the sharks swim up to overcrowded beaches and EAT PEOPLE !

Unlike this first one, they actually do this time. Lots of people. Cameras shot from inside the mouths of the shark, mouths filled with panicking swimmers, lots of people. It must be horrible to be eaten alive. Nope explored the absolute horror of the idea, as you would survive the initial swallow only to ... well, better not to think it through. Let's just say its not likely you are cutting your way out with a knife. This movie just captures the brief shot and then moves onto the next snack. And yet, strangely, lets the annoying fashion dog live... again.

Meanwhile, the utterly stupid mercenary addition continues so not only is Taylor thinking up ludicrous ways to blow up megaladons (sharp stick, liquid explosive, jump the shark [literally]) but they are also fighting off guys with guns AND another attempt at ripping off a Jurassic movie by having, apparently, amphibious, raptor dinosaur monsters running around eating additional people. Jonas and the Mana One Crew (not a boy band) are running around the resort island (last time it was just a resort beach, this time they get an entire island) fending off bad guys and raptor dinosaur monster wolf dogs mixing it up with a few sharks blowed up a real good, a giant OCTOPUS for good measure, finally dealing Bad Guy Pirate a final measure and once again saving the day. The final act is just terrible action-movie scene after terrible action-movie scene, but still, once again, with enough funding (Chinese Backers!) to rise above Asylum.

P.S. Jiuming does the clicker thing so Jonas doesn't have to blow up the third shark, which is Haiqi -- insert relieved laughter.

One final note. Because they killed off the love interest for Jonas, from the first movie, they had to deal with the fact she had a daughter. She is now a teen whom Jonas is raising. So, following the tradition of How To Make a Sequel Worse, they added a stupid kid running around doing stupid things.

I like my Dumb Monster Movies, my creature features, but this one just pushes past the envelope of expected tropes and tries to toss in ALL the summer blockbuster elements, and fails in all cases. In a past life, this would have been the underfunded sequel made by a different producer that went straight to video. Except.... Chinese Backers.

I am pretty sure I prefer my Big Dumb Blockbuster Chinese movies to be actual Chinese movies, not Big Dumb Hollywood movies wearing a Chinese Backer mask. And with that said, the Wandering Earth II sequel to the seminal Big Dumb Chinese Blockbuster is now on Prime !!

OK, one MORE final note: there were soooooo many utterly terrible posters to choose from, I was almost tempted to do the Kent Thing and insert many.... OK I did.

Tuesday, July 18, 2023

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): Beast

2022,  Baltasar Kormákur (Contraband) -- download

I know this is the (not even close doofus, as the next part of the sentence tells) latest thing I watched, and I still have a handful of older watches sitting in the Drafts hopper, but since we just watched Extraction 2 last night, which was preceded by rewatches of Extraction and Atomic Blonde (see previous post), I could not help but note that this movie relied heavily on a technique that Sam Hargrave is known for: the fabricated "single take" shot, in which the action is kept moving, literally, by having the camera follow its subjects, spinning around, after, through and behind them, appearing to be a long single sequence.

And breathe - fuck you love your single, run-on long sentences. And I guess this "talking to myself" is now A Thing. Funny though, considering that was pretty much the original intent, and even did happen for a handful of posts, of this blog, in that Kent and I would see a movie together and do a dual-written post, commenting on the other's writing. We need to do that more. Maybe, make it a rule for anything We See Together?

Of note, this post was meant to come hot on the stiletto heels of Charlize, but... it didn't.

Dr. Nate Samuels (Idris Elba, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance) is returning to South Africa with his two daughters, a sort of healing, reconnecting trip, after the death of his wife, their mother. Nate met his wife here years ago, in the company of now ... nature conservancy manager Martin Battles (Sharlto Copley, Hardcore Henry), who apparently spends a lot of his time hunting poachers. Nate's not in a good place. Before her death, he and his wife were on the verge of breaking up, and the quick illness & death did not bring the family closer together. His daughters are struggling. I guess Nate is hoping to find some solace and connection in the place where their mother grew up.

Battles shows the family around the reserve, including the grown lions he hand-raised from cubs, now in the wild with their own pride. And also a local village that they find ... all dead. Something, a rogue lion, has slain all the villagers. On the road back to report the incident, they come across a wounded man, and Battles choses to get out and hunt the lion. He is mauled. They are separated. The jeep crashes. And the lion, already wounded by poachers, begins harrying Nate and the girls.

The movie is more than sufficiently tense. The lion, though CGI, is shadowy & otherworldly, leaping out from the darkness. And the terrain & locations through which Nate and his girls have to navigate, is confined, localized. Much of the movie feels like a chamber piece, making use of claustrophobic restrictions to a small area. And the "single take" concept takes advantage of this, weaving us around and through these spaces, stalked by a lion, evading pursuit, not always succeeding, raises this tension.

Its not a great movie but its a functional movie. Given the small cast is more than capable in their roles, I have to say I was rather fond of it, but this probably harkens back to the concept I have mentioned on more than one occasion -- I like "small" movies. I like a condensed premise. I like focused roles. I liked this movie.

Tuesday, March 28, 2023

ReWatch Snippets: Why Did I Watch That Again?

In a desire to embrace the mental state which leads me from NOT watching a movie proper, but after flicking through the "channels" for a bit, end up rewatching a movie I have seen before, and not always enjoyed that much. So, why? What drew me back? Let's see if I can put a bit of it to words.

The Mummy, 2017, Alex Kurtzman (The Man Who Fell to Earth)

I guess the original post was eaten by the Great Hiatus of 2018, but also not surprising as I recall not caring that much for it. But I am fascinated by yet another failed attempt by Universal Studios to generate some buzz around a classic monster movie series, this time calling it Dark Universe. It never happened, and is likely being rebooted yet again. Despite the weight of Tom Cruise, this movie was a box office bomb. But I liked the backdrop this one was trying to create, in that Dr. Henry Jekyll (Russell Crowe, The Gladiator) runs an organization that explores and contains primal Evil. They are exploring rumours of an entombed Egyptian princess, when Tom Cruise's Nick Morton (terrible name) unleashes The (Sexy) Mummy Ahmanet (Sofia Boutella, Atomic Blonde). Morton is not the hero, more the unwitting amoral pawn being dragged along by the plot. Eventually he makes a Good decision and allows himself to be possessed by Set in order to... well, Save the Girl, and what else, we are not quite sure, as we will never see the sequel. Its still a big "meh" from me, but it does have some exciting scenes and fun monsters.

The Last Witch Hunter, 2015, Breck Eisner (The Crazies)

Wow, this was that long ago? I think this movie is as close to a proper D&D movie that Vin Diesel will ever get to make.  I have watched it a handful of times since its release, but this was the first time I noticed how toss away the Elijah Wood character. He basically fills an expositional role for most of the moving, allowing Diesel's Kaulder to explain the witchy hunting world to him, and us. The betrayal at the end contributes little to the plot, and not even a very good "gotcha". I do wish the movie had done better, as it set itself up as the launching point for either a movie series, or a TV series, but now that The Witcher has filled that slot, I doubt we will see either. 

The Equalizer, 2014, Antoine Fuqua (Emancipation)

Amazon posted this as the "bonus edition" but I am pretty sure that titling refers to a DVD copy, and not anything special you can watch on Prime. Having recently enjoyed Chloe Grace Moretz in The Periphery it sparked another rewatch. Her part may be bit in this movie, but its integral to the motivations behind Robert McCall's resurrection. For me, beyond the well choreographed action sequences, its the little bits that I like in this movie. McCall's aligning of the book when he sits at the table, signifying not so much as OCD as an obsessiveness with having things Just Right. And the bit where he says he used to be a Pip, as in Gladys Knight and the... He might be a morose, almost non-emotional ex-assassin, but he's got humour. Marton Csokas' elite Russian enforcer grated on me the first time, but after a couple of rewatches, I rather relish his mirror to McCall.

Underwater, 2020, William Eubank (The Signal)

I didn't care for this movie in the first watch. So, why watch again? Because predictable, easy to watch and decently actionable is what these moods lend themselves to. But this time around, and 4K's proper blacks helping immensely, I did enjoy it a lot. I think its the pacing I enjoy the most, the nihilistic "everyone's gonna fucking die" approach (the movie opens with '350+ employees' and kills 99% immediately) mirrored against individuals fighting tooth & nail to survive, because what else are they going to do? Still love Cthulhu's guest appearance and his babies / parasites are definitively creepy, especially when they decide to swallow the deep sea suits whole -- do they actually expect to digest all that metal?

Deep Rising, 1998, Stephen Sommers (The Mummy

Weird how Underwater retreading age-old soggy ground bothered me first time round, and yet this movie's riffing off Aliens meets The Poseidon Adventure doesn't bother me in the least. It's a campy creature feature full of cliché 90s adventure characters, a wee bit of diversity placement and drips with machismo. The monsters don't make a whole lot of sense, and that doesn't matter at all. Again, like Underwater, its an escape flick that kills off pretty much everyone, including some of the likeable characters.

Plot? Mega-technical cruise ship packed with the world's richest people encounters something nasty - boom, smash, scream. Not long after, adventurer & skipper for hire John Finnegan (Treat Williams, Mulholland Falls) ferries a gang of mercs into unknown waters, but we know its the cruise ship. Onboard they all start getting eaten by ... tentacles? Its vague but I think they are supposed to be deep sea worms but they display as tentacles with teeth. The movie is full of the faces of the day: Wes Studi, Cliff Curtis, Famke Jensen, Kevin O'Connor and Djimon Hounsou in one of his ten thousand bit roles. Eventually  & inevitably only a few escape, fleeing from the exploding ship on jet skis, while not looking back.

Legion, 2010, Scott Stewart (Priest)

This movie still charms me in ways only an old TTRPG player can be charmed. It always struck me as the opening game to an "angels come to Earth" campaign for In Nomine. It focuses on the rule of cool as the mid-2000s loved to do.

Archangel Michael (Paul Bettany, WandaVision) falls to Earth, landing in an alley and squaring off against possessed cops in a move lifted from The Terminator. Meanwhile in that classic roadside diner just east of LA, in the Mojave, Charlie (Adrianne Palicki, John Wick) is having a baby all by herself, well helped by the intrusive affection of Jeep (Lucas Black, Fast & Furious 9), and yes that's his name. Things kick off when a rude old lady begins crawling on the ceiling, and then Michael shows up in his stolen cop car full of guns. Seems a new war in Heaven has begun, with Michael taking the side of humans. Charlie's baby is going to be humanity's saviour, but only if it lives. So all the legions of Heaven are sent to take out those defending the diner.

It doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but its still a lot of fun. I have always liked this sub-sub-sub-genre which is specifically roadside diners besieged by evil things. Barricade yourself inside, do a half-assed covering of the windows, run low on ammunition (they shouldn't have, but Michael left it all in the trunk of the police car), and always always someone makes a bad decision and gets themself killed while endangering the others. 

Ghost in the Shell, 2017, Rupert Sanders (Snow White and the Huntsman)

I am slowly losing my ties to unabashed nostalgic loves of the past. Things of old are slowly being left to their era, and not continually looked upon with fond recollection of perfections I yearn for. Oh, I will always love Firefly but I can also see many of the flaws in Buffy and even get bored by it. I have no desire to go back and see the Ghost in the Shell anime movies nor the highly enjoyable spin-off series, Stand Alone Complex. I haven't even given effort to watch the two reboots/resurrections of the last decade. The only nod I will give it these days will be the tachikoma tattoo I will add to my left arm sleeve, whenever I get around to starting it.

That said, this movie is well enough done to fill that "generic scifi actioner" craving I regularly get. This craving built the Shelf upon which stands I, Robot and Elysium and Oblivion. And yes, I see the irony in saying "leaving nostalgia behind" while also having a collection of older things I rewatch regularly, and in a post only about rewatches. But what I am saying is that these rewatches are not so much based on a great fondness for the exact items on it, but more for the notes and beats and visuals they hold. 

And thus I rewatch this, not for the waning nostalgia of its origins, but for that familiar structure. And it holds. The world and the visuals contained within is really well setup and perhaps stands alone (ahem) from its source material. Sure, cyberpunk as a genre is the template upon which it is built, but despite Sanders limited background (he really hasn't done a whole lot), the gave him enough money to make a really good looking movie which I enjoyed. This time round, I am less forgiving on some of the divergences. It annoys me that they chose to have characters call her Major, likes its a name not a title. Very few people call her by her real name. As a choice in the end, where she is neither her fake persona nor her original identity, its appropriate, but its inserted before it makes sense. 

Saturday, October 29, 2022

Series Minded: some Universal horrors

 [Series Minded is an irregular feature here at T&KSD, wherein we tackle the entire run of a film, TV, or videogame series in one fell swoop] 

Ok, this is a bit of a cheat for series minded, as it is in no way I'm going to do the entirety of Universal's classic horror run, which I believe begins with Dracula in 1931 and ends with The Creature of the Black Lagoon sequel in 1956, spanning roughly 40 films in between.   The Criterion Collection curated 10 of these features (all of their most prominent, save for Phantom of the Opera), which is what I watched. 

The early films were all prominently touted as productions of Carl Laemmle Jr., who had a taste for expensive productions, that eventually drove him (and his father) out of Universal after The Bride of Frankenstein.  I covered both the first Dracula and it's superior Spanish-language counterpart earlier this month, as well as Frankenstein and its first sequel, and all are watchable productions in their own way, but I find I'm more interested in them as artifacts than as actual entertainment which is probably why it's been decades since I've last watched them.

The remaining films in the Criterion Channel's curated viewing list are:

The Mummy (1932) dir. Karl Freund
The Invisible Man (1933) dir. James Whale
The Black Cat (1934) dir. Edgar G. Ulmer
The Raven (1935) dir. Lew Landers
The Wolf Man (1941) dir. George Waggner
Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954) dir. Jack Arnold

And although it's not a Universal film, after watching all these, it's absolutely clear that Marvel's delightful Werewolf By Night (2022) dir. Michael Giacchino is absolutely aping the classic Universal movie mold, so we'll talk about that here as well.

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The Mummy
 is, 90 years later, perhaps the biggest disappointment of all the original Universal Horror features, in that it only contains brief glimpses of the classic bandaged-wrapped Mummy, and that he's not some slow-ambling murderous undead horror.  What we do see, of KARLOFF in the makeup and wrappings, looks phenomenal (perhaps the best looking of all the UH creatures) but again, it's so goddamn brief, and so early in the production.  Some classic archaeologists/tomb raiders/colonials find the tomb of Imhotep, and a sacred scroll that, when read aloud, awakens him.  Imhotep murders a man and then disappears.

Ten years later, Imhotep looks almost fully human and goes by the name of Ardeth Bey, posing as an Egyptian historian, he enters the elite social circles of the graverobbers who found him.  Is this a revenge tale or a high society satire? No, because those would be interesting.

Instead Imhotep/Ardeth Bey becomes fixated on a woman he believes is the reincarnation of his lost love, and she should be the vessel for his old flame's immortal soul.  He looks into a pool of water, often, mind controlling people or just spying, and occasionally murdering, all because of his toxic, unhealthy obsessions with Helen. (His power set is really unclear).

There is a couple scenes where Ardeth Bey converses with Helen, and all the credit to KARLOFF for injecting some real sensuality into those moments.  He's not being creepy, he's genuinely enraptured by this woman, and Zita Johann plays those scenes as being somewhat receptive to his advances.  In a different age, this could have been a really sexy thriller.  Instead, it contains zero tension and is pretty direly boring.

Edward Van Sloane makes his third appearance in an early UH, who once again should have been Van Helsing and thus tying this somewhat dark universe together, but, alas is not. 

The Mummy also uses the same theme music as Dracula (which is actually just an excerpt from Swan Lake).

But is it horror?
Not even.

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Surprisingly, having never seen the film before, The Invisible Man begins not in a lab, but in an English countryside inn and tavern during a brisk winter's snowstorm.  A man in full bandages and dark goggles trudges through the snow, with thick leather cases.  Entering the tavern, extra dramatically, his boorish behaviour earns him a room, and a whole lot of speculation from the sots at the bar.  Burn victim? Just bundled up for winter?

Nope, dude's invisible.  But, even worse, he's also a raging asshole. Dr. Jack Griffin, for some reason that's not truly explained, needs a quiet place to conduct his experiment, to try and turn himself visible again.  But in the meantime, he's going to be an utter dick to the tavern keeper (the delightful Una O'Connor) and her beta hubbie... he's also not going to pay his rent.

There's a whole other set of characters who knew Jack before he literally disappeared, including the requisite dame who does nothing but pine for her man...despite the raging dickhead he's become.  Jack, it seems, in testing his experimental serum on himself, has driven himself mad, mad to the point of becoming a literal supervillain...sneaking around stark naked in the middle of winter to get revenge on the people who crossed him.  He's gone so stark-raving-looney he thinks he can enact a plan so malevolent that the entire world will buckle at his feet, completely not realizing that something as simple as a bag of flour or a bucket of paint or a sandy beach is all it would take to take him down.  He starts with simple tomfuckery -  sweeping glasses off bars, stealing bicycles, tipping baby carriages over, knocking over grandfather clocks - but then quickly escalates into murder, and then mass-murder by derailing a train.  By the third act he's killed over 120 people... and yet there's still a woman pining over him, because she has nothing better to do.

In the end, it just takes a cop with a bit of brains to stop the unseen menace.  But man, does Claude Rains ever have a lot of fun in both his verbal and physical performance.  It's a charmingly simple and silly movie that dares to make its protagonist just the most caustic asshat, bringing you on board in rooting for his downfall.  The more time you spend with him, the more you want him to get his come-uppence (but only after he does a few more absurdly petty murders, or naive acts of terrorism in his vain acts of world domination.

But is it horror?
Almost. It's too goofy to be truly horrifying. But he knocks over a baby carriage.  What a dick!

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The Black Cat is the first of the films in this Criterion collection I had no expectations for. It's not one of the iconic Universal Horrors, though it starts their two most famous leads in Karloff (he was really angling for that one-name moniker at this time) and Bela Legosi.

We open on a train cabin with David Manners' Peter, and Julie Bishop (curiously billed as Jacqueline Wells...I should, but won't, dig into that later) as are literally throwing F*me eyes at each other. They are a very convincing couple throughout the film. Later in the film Peter just hoists up a totally game Joan and tosses her on the bed, and then pounces. Was something happening with them off screen? Because it's definitely on screen. Too sexy for 1934, I tells ya.

Peter and Joan are deciding whether they're going to leave the cabin to get food, or, ahem "eat in" (and the way Joan's eyes light up, it's definitely a euphamism), when their romping time is interrupted by the porter who notes that the train was overbooked and this Dracula-looking M*F*er needs to share their cabin.

What really works, at least upon first viewing, is the expectations one has upon seeing Bela Legosi... I mean, he's the most infamous vampire, so there's gotta be something rotten about him, right? The film trades off this uncertainty for a lot of its run time, even as he tells his WWI horror story and heading back to Hungary face the monster of his past... we should have sympathy, but it's freaking Bela Legosi, so there's always just a hint of sinister, even when his eyes are softened and kind (plus is name is Dr. Vitus Werdergast, which is a red-flag name all over). Their time together in the cabin is deliciously awkward in a way we haven't seen in any other Universal Horror thus far, a real truthful moment of strangers pretending to be okay being around each other. At one point the lovebirds are sleeping, and Werdergast strokes Joan's hair, only to see Peter is awake, and the popped-eyes Manners throws at him are epic. He relates a story of the loss of his wife and child, which should further our sympathy, but this man is a total wild card.

The train arrives at station and it's just pissing rain and they all get into a wonderful-looking 1930's bus which has cute little roll-down flaps for doors to keep the rain out. The driver, somewhat gleefully, tells of the horrible history of the area from the War, only to hit a messy patch of road and they roll off the side of a cliff. The driver is killed, Joan is injured. They set off on foot and wind up at Werdergast's destination, the home of architect Hjalmar Poelzig. 

The house is a 30's modernist masterpiece on top of a hill (of death, and, apparently, a old munitions bunker) and the interiors are all clean and curvy with so many modern touches. I wanted this house to be so 30's futuristic, but I guess the set designers broke for lunch early and didn't get that far. It also could very well have been a very modern death trap of secret doors and panels and what not... alas.

The mood between Werdergast and Poelzig is wonderful. Full of animosity and tension, but also tremendous familiarity. The big surprise to me was to see that Karloff, known so famously as the giant Frankenstein monster, is actually a smaller man than Legosi, and later when Legosi has him on a torture rack and rips his top off we see Karloff is extremely lithe, not even close to the giant he can transform himself into.

Following this initial sequence in Poelzig's home, the film flounders as it tries to figure out what its angle is. To this point, the setting has been built extremely effectively and the possibility of danger looms. During the night in this home, there are some weird things, like Joan's sleepwalking that are never explained, and Werdergast's dramatic revulsion to a passing black cat (to the point that he grabs a knife and dead-aims it at the cat, killing it, to which no one really bats an eye) are ham-fisted set-ups that go nowhere. 

It's clear these men want to kill each other, and that Peter and Joan are sort of trapped in between, but their game of cat-and-mouse (where you're never quite sure who is the cat and who is the mouse) never really takes off with any stakes or tension. Poelzig shows Werdergast his trophy room of dead and preserved women in his bunker, which includes Poelzig's wife. It's pretty creepy, but not used effectively enough. LIkewise, we find out that Poelzig has since married Werdergast's daughter and the stakes it should raise also never come to fruition. 

In the end it turns out Poelzig is a Satanist and he's going to hold a sacrificial ceremony, with Joan as the sacrifice, but things don't go his - or really anyone's - way. It all seems like it's escalating in theory, but the stakes never actually rise. 

The film features an almost continuous score, full of classical music excerpts, many of which are more famous from other films, and many of which do feel sort of disconnected from the scene they're playing over, and I'm undecided whether I like this, or the dead space of no score as with the earlier Universal Horrors.

This is perhaps one of the least campy of the Universal Horror offerings (that I've seen...) and it does touch upon traumas experienced in World War I, which seems a rarity in film.

Tisit horror?
You know, it kinda is.

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The Raven
 is closer to what I was hoping The Black Cat would be... a deranged man invites guests over to his house only to subject them to his many Poe-inspired instruments of torture. It just takes a long, circuitous route to getting to what is one of the more popular contemporary horror genre structures.

Bela Legosi plays the mad Doctor Vollin who thinks himself a god, like Alec Baldwin in Malice (anyone else dropping Malice references in 2022? Ok, how about Dr. Christopher Duntsch from Dr. Death?) but really is just a murderous Poe fanboy with too much money.

The party is nearly a Ruben Östlund-like satire of rich people, and if would have been far more delightful had the intention been for Dr. Vollin to be just fucking with the upper crust, rather than, as is here, just kind of opportunity for his own nerdy bloodlust to present itself.

The Karloff stuff, a lowly street thug looking for a Face Off situation to escape prison, only for Vollin to disfigure him then blackmail him into manservantry - seems really shoehorned in, though, as good a performance as Karloff gives with that terrible wonky-eye makeup he's sporting (the prosthetic eye stretches when he over enunciates).

Oh, also, there's a theatrical interpretive dance (before a sold out crowd) set to a reading of Poe's the Raven in this, which is probably the most batshit insane part of the film.

Horror, maybe?
I think it's too campy to be horror. Perhaps if there were more murder.  But it's pretty fun.

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Humm.


On the one hand, The Wolf Man is quite a likeable production, with Lon Chaney Jr. spraying his Danny Huston-of-the-40's vibes all over the joint. But on the other hand, it's got red flags all over the play. Certainly a production of its time. 

Larry fucks around with his father's telescope, spying on a pretty girl in town through her bedroom window. He then approaches her at her place of work and uses his knowledge of the interior of her bedroom to try and woo her. Red flag! She says no, a number of times, and yet he persists. Red flag! He also, apparently, is the heir to the estate that pretty much runs the town and he can exude a lot of influence over anyone there (he doesn't, but he could...to his credit, I guess, he tries to hide the fact. Yellow flag). A large contingent of this film's plot revolves around "gypsies" (Red flags a flyin'). Larry takes Gwen on a non-date to the ... encampment in the woods to have fortunes read (Gwen, who's already engaged, agrees to go on the "date" (no flags, fair play) but brings along her friend Jenny, which I think was intended as both escort and perhaps a set-up. Jenny gets her fortune read by Bela Legosi who discovers she's his next victim, and promptly proceeds to victimize her. Red flag (if only for the dire lack of tension around all this). Jenny gets mauled by a wolf-man, Larry steps in to help and beats the living shit right out of the beast with his very distinctive silver-wolf-handled cane, but not before Jenny succumbs and Larry is bit himself. A wounded Larry is escorted home by Gwen and the Romani woman whose wolfmanson (that's a band name) he just killed, and the police go out into the woods to find both Jenny's mauled body and Bela's caved in skull, as well as the murder weapon, the aforementioned cane. The police the next morning confront Larry, suspicious that he committed murder in beating Bela to death (which he did) and that it was not a wolf, like Larry keeps saying (which is also true). They leave the murder weapon behind and Larry proceeds to carry said murder weapon around EVERYWHERE HE GOES! Everyone knows what it is Larry, and you're just throwing it in their faces, constantly. The rich guy, not only getting away with murder, but also just proudly twirling his preferred weapon of assault around all over town. Read the room, Larry, all of them! RED FLAG, Larry.

Anyway, Larry's a werewolf. He attacks and kills a few people. He gets hunted, and despite having killed her son, the Romani woman still helps him out more than once. But, he's too much of a wild beast and he gets put down in the end... or does he?

Am I the only one who thought Chaney and Claude Rains seemed much more like contemporaries than father-son? Only 17 years between them, so, still sorta plausible I guess?

Offensively enjoyable!

But can it be... is it... horror...!?
Close...very close

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The gill-man from The Creature of the Black Lagoon is arguably Universal's best-looking monster. The suit is an amazing piece of pre-Star Wars creature design, an elaborate, detailed suit that moves incredibly well, works practicably under water, and doesn't look like just a guy in a suit on camera.

It's all too bad then that the actual movie is so boring.  At 80 minutes, you feel every minute ticking past.  

It's a small production with a cast of a half-dozen or so, mainly set in said Amazonian Black Lagoon, where a group of scientists argue about whether to kill or capture the creature, or just leave it alone, while the creature picks off all the unimportant characters one by one.  But the "important" characters have no personality, and you don't care a lick about them or their personal objectives.

There's a lot of solid underwater photography, but underwater photography just isn't as spectacular in black-and-white.  There's also a LOT of scenes of the gill-man's arm and hand emerging from the water onto shore, or the boat, or through the porthole, with the same damn horn sting over, and over and over again.  There's also a lot of shrieking from the one female character whose sole purpose is to look pretty and shriek. 

It's just schlock, but not even enjoyable schlock.  All the money shots of gill-man aren't enough to keep this one from sinking.

But is it horror?
It tries to be.

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What I hadn't realized about Universal Horror is how tremendously short the films are.  With the exception of Spanish Dracula, they average around 70 minutes.  I also hadn't realized how uniformly thin the UH are on characterization, there's no stand out characters in any of these film beyond the main creature or villain, and even then it's less personality than it is just visualization or traits.  There's not even good mythology building in these films, as the writers don't really seem to have much sense of where these creatures or villains originate, what their power sets are, or what motivates them (except, in some cases, the very generic "madness").

The Disney+ original Marvel "Special" Werewolf By Night is fully inspired by Universal's Horror films of the past, and director/composer Michael Giacchino seems to just relish the opportunity to play in this terrain.  

The special, like classic UH, contains a small cast, limited (but elaborate) sets, and isn't terribly interested in developing characters so much as plowing through its story.  And yet, it can't help but do that Marvel thing of building mythology, creating a few attractive characters portrayed by charismatic actors, and of course using modern tools at its disposal to elevate the visual aspects of the story.

It starts with a gathering, a wake perhaps, of Ulysses Bloodstone, a fabled monster hunter.  A collective of other monster hunters assemble, with the promise of receiving Bloodstone's magic amulet should they win a competition.  The competition involves hunting a special creature released into Bloodstone's maze-like estate, and each other.  In the mix is Jack Russell -- posing as a more prestigious hunter, but actually there to rescue the creature, his friend Ted, the Man-Thing -- and Elsa Bloodstone, the estranged daughter who rejects her father's way, but no less wants his amulet as her birthright. 

Were this a feature-length film, we would have gotten biographies on each of the hunters, spent a lot more time setting up their individual characters and personalities, only to watch them die in so many different ways.  But it's better off this way.  We don't need to know more about them, and everything we really need is here in its 50-ish minutes.

Unlike Universal Horrors, this special is full of action, violence, and blood, things UH tended to shy away from.  It's also bloodier and more aggressive in its violence than Marvel typically is, but it's tempered by the shadows-heavy black-and-white (unfortunately digitally converted, rather than shot in) and the melodramatic tone it takes, doubled down by Giacchino's playful score (another thing unlike UH is the lack of repetitiveness in the soundtrack) and his playful use of light, shadow, colour (and lack thereof) and composition in his first directorial effort.

Gael Garcia Bernal as Jack, Laura Donnelly as Elsa, and Harriet Sansom Harris as the Widow Bloodstone all put in terrific performances that carry the film with ease, and I hope to see more of (those who survive). I enjoyed this tremendously...as a Marvel production, as a Universal Horror pastiche, and as its own thing which really does both stand out and exist independently from the MCU as we know it.

 [toastypost - we agree]

Be it horror?
It's more horror than any of the old Universal Horror, but still not quite straight up horror.

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Ranking:

  1. The Invisible Man
  2. The Black Cat
  3. Frankenstein
  4. Dracula (Spanish)
  5. The Bride of Frankenstein
  6. The Raven
  7. The Wolfman
  8. Dracula
  9. The Creature from the Black Lagoon
  10. The Mummy