Wednesday, July 31, 2024

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): My Spy: The Eternal City

2024, Peter Segel (Ken Jeong Made Me Do It) -- Amazon

Wow, that sucked.

You would think the original writing & directing team could do something at least interesting again with the characters they established in the last movie. Instead, they squander a greater budget with a "European Vacation". I am not saying they made box office magic with the first movie but at least they made use of the precocious interaction between giant Dave Bautista and tiny little Chloe Coleman. Here, they decide to mine the tiresome conflict between (step) father and teen daughter.

No disrespect to a Dad raising a young teen; Kent is doing it admirably !

Some years later JJ (Dave Bautista, Guardians of the Galazy) is now married to Sophie's mom (Lara Babalola, The Island). First mistake -- they changed the actor, and have the character entirely absent but for a phone call and a wrap-up shot. JJ has taken on a more advisory role in his TLA agency, because he wants to be there for Sophie. When Sophie's choir is invited to sing in Vienna, JJ comes along as chaperone. Insert all the cliche rambunctious teens and losing control over them. Of course, he gets embroiled in some farcical villain plot, this time to Blow Up the Vatican, and he has to get Sophie's well-trained help to foil the plot. 

Wasted, all wasted. The relatively streamlined plot of the last movie is replaced by hijinks galore, cartoon villains and the cringe of teen love triangles. Fuck, they even waste Flula Borg as a moustache twirling villain -- he's just not weird enough, and really... he's all muscled up? Ken Jeong, who is always weird but should be used in small doses in movies like this, is turned up to 11 and paired up with Schaal. And they even go down a dark path by killing one of JJ's coworkers. Like, dead dead. Isn't this a family friendly comedy? The fact they shoot the movie in lovely Venice and Rome is ... shrug... useless? Maybe they wanted to be compared to recent spy movies and their European romps, but... why? Probably just to distract us from how lazy everything is about this movie. But at least JJ makes scones.

Tuesday, July 30, 2024

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): My Spy

2020, Peter Segal (Get Smart) -- Amazon

I knew Kent had seen this movie, but TBH I recall him being more favourable. We only ended up watching this because we saw the trailer for the second, and it got a few chuckles out of us.  

JJ (Dave Bautista, Bladerunner 2049) is a spy, but not the subtle kind. It's almost as if the elevator pitch was just, "Imagine you have a spy, but it's Dave Bautista." There is nothing subtle about Bautista. Anyway, the character is the kind that usually ends up killing all the henchmen during an operation, and that pisses his boss (Ken Jeong, Avengers: Endgame) off. As punishment, he is assigned a babysitting mission, watching over the relatives of a arms dealer who hid the plans for a nuclear weapon before he was murdered, by his own brother. Nine year old Sophie (Chloe Coleman, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves) catches onto their game almost immediately, and blackmails JJ, and his tech Bobbi (Kristen Schaal, All Nighter), into ... well, being her friend. They all become fast friends, with JJ attracted to Sophie's mom. But that doesn't sit too well with his boss, who tries to pull him off the mission, until the evil uncle shows up, and we get to have a final boss battle.

In these kinds of movie, i.e. the incredibly light, accessible, action comedy, the actual plot is hand-wavey thin. The "meat" of the movie comes in the charming centre, where JJ and Sophie bond via hijinx. I was kind of surprised that Bautista pulled it off, but it worked for me and elicited more than a few chuckles, that is, when I wasn't playing "spot Toronto". He balances well against Coleman. But as usual, Schaal just irritated the fuck out of me in every scene she was in. 

Yeah yeah, sure, you still are capable of not-saying-much and actually doing 3 relatively short paragraphs. And no this one doesn't count.

Monday, July 29, 2024

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): Horizon: An American Saga - Chapter 1

2024, Kevin Costner (Dances With Wolves) -- download

So, one paragraph per hour of the movie?

Kevin Costner returns with another western, a long, confusing return to glorifying how American expanded its western frontier, confusing because it is a three hour setup piece not told so much as a plot, but as a series of vignettes following a handful of characters, that we assume will lead them all to the coming town of Horizon, which exists only as a poster promising land, and a lot of graves.

And yet, despite the snark, I was fully invested all the way through, and through all the stories of all the characters.

All of Costner's previous directorial endeavours have been westerns: Dances With Wolves, The Postman, Open Range and now the Horizon saga. Not sure why I am surprised I own all four. He is obviously attracted to the lone gunman, the solitary figure, haunted, exhibiting a skill at killing, but tenuously holding onto a moral code. That could describe half my D&D characters.

His character, Hayes Ellison (Kevin Costner, Waterworld), is just one of many "main characters" in this ensemble piece. We meet Ellison as just another cowpoke leading a caravan into a mining town in the mountains of Wyoming. Alas he gets mixed up in the defense of a local prostitute, and guns down a violent member of a violent family. Now they are on the run.

But I get ahead of myself. All the stories begin with the not-yet town of Horizon. Its merely a place on a river in the San Pedro Valley, near the Mexican border in present day Arizona. The fledgling town, really just a collection of tents and structures under construction is destroyed by Apache, leaving only and handful of survivors to be brought under the protection of nearby Camp Gallant. Frances Kittridge (Sienna Miller, The Lost City of Z) and her daughter Elizabeth (Georgia MacPhail, debut) are a pair of those survivors, rescued from a collapsed escape tunnel, after their house burned above them, killing her husband and son. They become the dears of Camp Gallant, and especially Lt. Trent Gephart (Sam Worthington, Avatar).

Meanwhile, a wagon train on the Santa Fe Trail is making its way to Horizon, led by Mathew Van Weyden (Luke Wilson, 3:10 to Yuma), dealing with the harsh trail, wagon repairs, lack of water, and the foolhardiness of its less than prepared members. There are also some Kittridge's on the wagons. 

Meanwhile, Pionsenay (Owen Crow Shoe, Barkskins) fights with his tribe over the raids he made on Horizon. He needs the white man to pay for their interloping, especially since it has diminished the hunting so terribly, they are at odds with neighbouring tribes. But his elders believe its a war they cannot win, and merely move higher into the hills to hide.

Meanwhile, a group of Horizon survivors have banded together to hunt down and scalp Apache. They don't really care much whether its the ones who attacked them or any Indian they happen to come across.

And back to Ellison's story. It begins when camp woman Lucy (Jena Malone, Nocturnal Animals) shoots a man and escapes with her son Sam. He survives and sets his own sons to find her, kill her, and take back his son. It was Sam that prostitute Marigold (Abbey Lee, Mad Max: Fury Road) was protecting from the the Sykes boys, when Ellison had to kill one of them.

All these stories, all these characters. We are only expected to focus on a handful, but there are so many names and faces. Given the time of the movie, and the number of parts, Costner takes his time with these stories. There are times when it felt like there hadn't been any dialogue for more than ten minutes, and he lets the movie breathe. Of course, the vistas are breath taking and we are allowed to soak them in. This would have done so well on the biggest of screens. I think that most people will find the vastnss confusing, especially since the story telling is not as tangibly apparent. There are things happening, people they are happening to, but is there a point? Not really, as its three hours of setup.  I mean, we don't even have the town yet.

The movie ends with a massive flash-forward montage, scenes from the next movie. I would have likely been going out to see it, but alas, its been pulled from any initial cinema release potential.

Of course, I liked what I watched. Again, I repeat, despite being three hours, I did not feel the passage of time. Admittedly, I rarely watch movies in one sitting anymore, especially the This Guy movies (those I watch absent of Marmy), as I do them as time allows. But still, I did not feel the weight of the hours, and I do so even with movies I like, such as Furiosa. But I can see why people saw this as a collected, edited mini-series instead of a singular film.

KWIF: Fly Me To The Moon (+1)

KWIF is Kent's Week in Film where each week Kent has a spotlight movie of which he writes a longer, thinkier piece, and then whatever else he watched that week he attempts a quick wee summary of his thoughts.

This Week:
Fly Me To The Moon (2024, d. Greg Berlanti - in theatre)
Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F (2024, d.  - netflix)

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It's not my original though, but rather something I believe I have heard on the Blank Check podcast...or maybe from Patrick Willems (or more than likely, both), that the Hollywood system is broken and there aren't any real movie stars anymore. Yes, there are famous people, celebrities, actors who are absolutely well known, but a capital M, capital S Movie Star would draw people to a movie regardless of what the subject matter was, regardless of what kind of movie it was.  The last 15 years of "tentpole/franchise/shared universe" filmmaking has trained the audience to value the role/character more than the performer behind it. Batman can draw millions of people to a film on name alone, Robert Pattinson cannot. Spider-Man is the movie star, not Tom Holland.

So a movie like Fly Me To The Moon comes out, starring two major name celebrities in what is sold at least to be a screwball romantic comedy, well, three decades ago that would be box office gold, with long legs certain to make at least 100 million domestic at the box office based on the pairing of these two hot people alone.

But Scarlett Johansson and Channing Tatum, as famous as they are, are not Movie Stars. They are about as close as we get to movie stars these days, but their coupling on screen is only worth apparently 40 million globally over three weekends at the box office.  On a 100 million dollar budget (for the type of movie it is, that is crazy expensive) that's disastrous. But this is the movie market that Hollywood and their obsession franchises (and with streaming) has built.  For most people now, no celebrity is a draw, and most films aren't worth leaving the house for.  Nothing to do with the quality of the films or the charisma of the performers, it's all just what Hollywood has done to themselves and the market.

The film is fluffy, but charming. Johansson plays Kelly Jones, a marketing whiz in the 1960s who is pulled into working for NASA by shady fed Moe Berkus (Woody Harrelson). NASA's mission to achieve Kennedy's promised goal of reaching new frontiers in space is about to face defeat to the Russian space program. With America also waging war in Vietnam (and Korea still a relatively fresh memory), plus a greater awareness of socio-economic issues the country faces, NASA's mission seems like a very expensive luxury that the country can't afford.  The marketing gloss Kelly is to bring is meant to sway congressmen to keep the funding coming. 

Nobody could care less about image or politics than Cole Davis. The veteran pilot and head of technology division, he's just trying to make sure the ships are safe (having been in part responsible for the deaths of the Apollo 1 crew when their cabin caught fire).  They have a very sparky meet-cute, but once Cole realizes Kelly is there to commoditize NASA he's at odds.  As the Apollo 11 mission to the moon looms, Kelly's tactics for securing funding seem to be everything that the program needed, and their relationship softens. But when Moe decides that the moon landing is too important to fail, he has Kelly set up a fake moon landing shoot, which she keeps secret from Cole, but it all feels like a disaster in the making.  Turn out Kelly has a secret past which Moe is using as leverage.

Fly Me To The Moon is not without its charms but it seems such an odd film to release in 2024. It toothlessly plays with conspiracy theories and in messes around with historical events intertwined with fictional characters it dances on a pinhead thinking it won't prick its feet.  The film opens with a montage of the 50s that feels very much like the opening to a season of the Apple TV show For All Mankind.  If you're unfamiliar, FAM is an alternate-history telling of the space race, one where Russia never gave up and things only accelerated, changing the face of history.  Each season opens with a montage of graphics, deepfake videos, recreations, photoshopped newspapers etc that presents the way monumental moments in history changed slightly (or dramatically) as a result. The opening sequence of Fly Me To The Moon had me feeling we were in store for a very different story about the moon landing.

Alas.

Tatum, at 43, is still boyishly handsome, and has a very natural way of seeming both competent at many things but still oblivious to other facets of human life that make him irresistibly likeable. It's hard to believe that Johansson is not even 40, yet, since she's been around since she was, what 15(?), she's is an absolute veteran, and knows how to command the screen, being funny, charming, so smart, and a little bit of dangerous even.  

The two of them together wasn't the steamy production I think we would have wanted to see from a pairing of them 10 or 15 years ago, but then this isn't a steamy movie.  It's kind of old fashioned in how it wants these two to hook up, and in that way, it's pretty chaste. A little romantic, but chaste.

I also can't help but think of my kids (22 and 15) looking at this film and thinking "hard no" to this "old people" romance happening on screen. I somehow became keenly aware very early in this film that this was an "old person's movie" and wondered who it was targeting.  And, like, who asked for it in the first place.

I think it will do really well on streaming, but that just reinforces the problem with streaming and it's impact on drawing people to the theatre.

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I like Beverly Hills Cop quit a bit. It's a great movie (with a few age lines and a couple of real '80's moments that wouldn't play today) that took a young Eddie Murphy, already a star, and spat out a superstar. Murphy was once a Movie Star, but he hasn't been for some 20+ years. But what he did when he was a movie star is still providing him with the benefit of the doubt whenever he stars in a new movie (which isn't often). I think the reason for this is we want Eddie Murphy back as we knew him: charming, shifty, talking circles around anyone, and with that hundred-million-dollar smile that always seems to come with a mischevious twinkle in his eye.  Eddie Murphy can play characters, but his characters are always unmistakably "Eddie Murphy characters".  His best character, hands down, is Axel Foley (some might love Sherman Klump or Donkey, but they're wrong and they know it). 

Axel, however, suffers in Murphy's pantheon because of the diminishing returns of the prior Beverly Hills Cop sequels, particularly as Murphy's ego started to get in the way of performance. But with over 30 years since Beverly Hills Cop 3, and a very public humbling post Norbit, Murphy's limited screen presence now seems to come with an "I got this attitude."  He's a man who was on top, tried to stay there, failed, floundered trying to climb back up there, before resigning himself to just being massively famous and rich with the ability to do as much or as little as he wants with no real pressure.  We should all be so lucky.

This fourth entry, with the curious subtitle Axel F (I heard it was Netflix chickening out of calling it "Beverly Hills Cop A.F." which is better, but also more cringe), opens with Axel and a fellow detective out catching a Red Wings game in Detroit. The banter is on point in this opening sequence, Murphy just running circles around his scene partner (but also providing such good setups) and any anxiety about the quality of the films started shedding away.  Quickly the hockey game becomes something more, a robbery that Foley was actually staking out, and Foley steals a snowplow chasing some ATVs around the city causing gobs of destruction and Foley the usual fanfare at the office. Any other reservations I had about the film vanished during that very lively, practically done chase sequence.  I wished I was watching on the big screen instead of Netflix.

Foley is suspended, per usual, and is drawn to Los Angeles when his pal Rosewood (Judge Reinhold) calls to inform Foley his estranged daughter, Jane Saunders (Taylour Page), is in trouble as the public defender for a young man caught up in something bigger than himself, and it's dragging her into it too.  Also Rosewood goes missing.

Foley then does L.A. Foley style, which find him constantly revisiting his tricks from the earlier films, only to diminishing returns, if any returns at all. Foley's schtick is so dated and ineffective, which is a hilarious development that had me both laughing and impressed. It's kind of meta, but it's not the usual kind of winky winky meta. It's more that Foley's shtick probably still works enough of the time in Detroit that he's still at it, but L.A. is so over it that they're not even willing to entertain what he's saying, and Axle is constantly having to be bailed out by his savvy, quick-with-the-improv daughter.

The crime story here is, like almost all 80's action-comedies, irrelevant. It's the line upon which the clothes hang. It's the purpose for which we see Eddie Murphy do his Axle Foley thing, but also with the added layer of family matters. I was hoping Page, who I loved in Zola,  would go from being the smart, responsible one to showing such Eddie Murphy-like colours by the end of the film, but that's not really who she is as a actress (and a bad Murphy impression isn't anything anyone wants to see). But she still manages to find a shine in Murphy's shadow.

Other actors appearing in this film include Joseph Gordon Levitt as both Foley's defacto partner and Jane's ex-boyfriend, Kevin Bacon as the bad guy (the film hides it for all of 40 seconds after his introduction, so not a spoiler), Paul Reiser as Axle's Detroit boss, Luis Guzman as a karaoke obsessed Latino gangster, Nasim Pedrad as a real estate agent, and of course Bronson Pinchot returning as Serge and John Ashton returning as Taggart.  Everyone seemed to be having a blast.

I'm as surprised as anyone, but Axel F was tremendous fun. It was not a necessary sequel by any means, but few sequels are. And it's by far the best sequel the series has. It's a big budget movie that does big, tangible action set pieces, and feels like a modern throwback to an 80's action film, while being utterly tied to said 80's action films. And, perhaps most importantly, it's funny, both in its script and in Murphy's mile-a-minute (okay, maybe he's down to half-mile-a-minute at his age) improv.

It's probably the most relaxed blockbuster action movie I've seen. It feels like a film that has nothing to prove, even though it truthfully should have been proving its need to exist every second of screentime. But it doesn't ever feel like it's trying to be something it's not, and in the end it's not trying to set up a sequel or a spin-off. It's a film that knows it has history, but it doesn't lean on it. If anything, it will just make you wonder why there haven't been 20 Axel Foley films over the years (but just rewatch BHC3 and you'll remember why)


Sunday, July 28, 2024

The Faulconer Set: Art Movies

Pollock - 2000, d. Ed Harris - dvd
Frida - 2002, d. Julie Taymor - dvd
Basquiat - 1996, d. Julian Schnabel - dvd

On January 11, 2024, my best friend of nearly 34 years, Ryan Faulconer, passed away in our hometown of Thunder Bay, Ontario. Ryan was, among other things, a cat guy, a wresting snob, a Star Wars nerd, an art nerd and an artist. 

Art was a foundational part of our friendship, although one that ebbed over time. We had four high school art classes together scattered across 5 years of high school (high school was 5 years long back then...no, we weren't held back). These classes -- shepherded by our beloved oddball teacher, the late Ronn Hartviksen -- were a haven not just for illustration, painting, carving and sculpture but for all forms of creative endeavours.  Student-curated music and movies were not part of the curriculum but was a large part of how Ronn fostered inspiring vibrant young minds to create and explore.

While we may have explored 90's indie music thoroughly and the films of Peter Weir repeatedly (Ronn's favourite director, I have to believe he modelled his teaching style after Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society), what we didn't get much of was art history. While Ronn would expose us to the work of famous artists -- having us reinterpret a Klimpt, an O'Keefe, a Dali -- we learned next to nothing about art history in all those classes.  I'm not much of a history buff, and did pretty poorly in history class, so that was fine with me, but Ryan, he loved artists and their stories. He loved learning about what motivated people to create, and also loved learning about how they evolved. 

Ryan was legally blind, which meant he could still see, but not well, and only really make out details when very, very close to his face. He would watch TV or read with his nose practically touching the screen or page, but he could watch films sitting front or second row and pull enough visual information out of them. His limited vision informed much of the way he saw the world, which in turn informed how his art presented the world he saw. He read a lot of art books over the years, consumed art blogs voraciously (back when blogs were a thing), and the small spate of artist biopics released in the late 90's/early 2000s had a massive impact on him.  Three of them in particular (were there more?) were in Ryan's list of favourite all-time movies: Pollock, Frida and Basquiat.

Of these three films, I had only previously seen one of them, Pollock, which Ryan and I saw together on a weird non-double date in the year 2000. Our companions were not as enthusiastic about the film as we were, and I was nowhere near as enthusiastic about it as Ryan was. The film, directed by and starring Ed Harris, tells the story of Jackson Pollock, a rampaging alcoholic, as he vies for recognition in the American art scene of the 1950s and 60's.  His uncultured and unrefined style is abstract expressionism, but Pollock is terrible at self-promotion and doesn't really even think about how he should be navigating the art world. He just creates. It's artist Lee Krasner (portrayed by Marcia Gay Harden) who forwardly approaches Pollock and starts fostering his amateur work into a career.  Their relationship rapidly becomes romantic as she shepherds him into the community, getting him into the good graces of Peggy Guggenheim, where, despite his druken behaviour, his art soon becomes undeniable.

Yet, the more Pollock gets sucked into the art scene, the more obsessed he becomes with his status and the more pressure he puts on himself. Krasner's own art seems to go on the back burner as she basically manages his career and manages him as her alcoholic husband. It goes unspoken in the film, but it's clear Pollock had severe mental health issues outside of the alcoholism. Harris suggested he was possibly manic-depressive, an unconfirmed fact which certainly informs his performance. (A biography video I watched after noted Pollock was seeing a psychiatrist later in his life, but its modern form was still a nascent field of study). The last quarter of the film takes a fairly large time jump, and finds Pollock and Krasner still married but completely at odds, with Pollock now a raging drunk, and unable to create any meaningful work, he feels his status as a pioneer of modern American art slipping away. He maintained a side relationship with ingenue Ruth Kligman (Jennifer Connolly) which Krasner seemed aware of. The story ends when he dies in a drunk driving accident at the age of 44.

Watching the film again for the first time in over 20 years, I was only momentarily reminded of the non-double date viewing experience, and instead focused on what Ryan might have connected with in the film. Ryan was neither an alcoholic nor manic-depressive, but I think the way Harris directs the scenes of art being created really fuelled and inspired him. Harris' interpretation of Pollock's creative process really was one of being in the moment, feeling the vibes of the piece, the internal becoming external, and being true to one's technique(s). This was Ryan's art in a nutshell. Though his work was nothing like Pollock's, working primarily in soft oil pastels on smaller, more manageable frames and not massive mural-sized canvases, he still worked largely on feeling, emotion, and internal inspiration...pure expression. He couldn't recreate the outside world with any exacting detail, so when he did so it was impressionistic. Like Pollock, Ryan wound up developing his own techniques, only in pointillism, intensive poem drawings (where he would start with text on canvas that would morph into imagery), and his inexplicable, eye-catching circular "swoop" technique (that he actually taught to a class (or two) of university students) I've never seen elsewhere that he would used in abstract pattern collages or as the foundation of floral pieces.

"The Grocer", 2004

In the film, Harris nails the "tortured artist" portrayal of Pollock.  He is an amazing, thoughtful actor and knew exactly what he wanted to bring to the role and made sure it all got up on screen. For his first directorial effort Harris did exquisitely well in feeding the energy of creation to the audience, the art pieces that Harris himself (and sometimes stand-ins) create are not *exactly* Pollock, but certainly representative and gets the sensibility (if not necessarily the soul) right.  But Harris' storytelling falters frequently throughout the film's duration. His focus is largely covering Pollock and Krasner's relationship, but Pollock's connections to the art scene and his family all feels very much like a series of vignettes and less cohesive as a narrative. I think the other characters beyond Jackson Pollock suffer as a result. I never truly understood what Krasner or Kligman, or Pollock's friends for that matter, got out of their relationship with him. In the biography I watched, one of his friends comments "he did drink, he was an awful, awful boor, he was a trial, he was continuously testing, and yet you tolerated it and accepted it because of the other rewards" (though said rewards are never really expressed). It was clear that Krasner, at least, wanted to extract great art from a great artist, but did she truly love him, or did she just love what he was capable of? 

As an art history buff, Ryan loved Pollock's story both in film and beyond, his blog entries tell me as much, but I'm not exactly sure why. There's not much of the personality of Pollock I think Ryan saw in himself, except the desire to create, which then slowly started to be usurped by the desire to be recognized. That desire didn't consume Ryan like it did Pollock, thankfully. Pollock had a "couldn't give two fucks" attitude which, at least in how Harris portrays him, is a mask to how much he wanted acceptance and approval, but Pollock just couldn't seem to behave himself, part of whatever disorder he was dealing with. Ryan, of course, explored the artist beyond just the film via actual written biographies, so I may be missing more to the man's story that Ryan was connecting with outside the movie.

Pollack's addictions and mental health issues led to a lack of output and creativity before he died.  Different health circumstances led to Ryan's once prolific production slowing to a trickle for the latter third of his life. But Frida Kahlo's story, which Ryan said he knew prior to watching the film, provided inspiration of perseverence for him.

In Julie Taymor's artsy, visually imaginative biopic of Kahlo, we first meet Frida (Salma Hayak) as a promiscuous, gender-stereotype-defying teen fascinated by art.  Her father himself was a successful photographer who is shown providing her guidance and support. Frida wound up in a horrifying bus accident that severely damaged her spine and internal organs, which led to many many surgeries throughout her lifetime (which she states in the film may have done more damage than the original accident) that resulted in lifelong pain. During her recuperation and rehabilitation from the initial accident and surgeries, she painted, and when she was well enough, bolstered by her family's appreciation for her work, she approached the famous Mexican muralist and revolutionary Diego Rivera (as played by Alfred Molina), who happened to be working nearby, for an opinion.

Rivera is impressed and basically takes her on as a protege, but she is not immune to charms of the notorious philanderer, and eventually becomes his third wife, but with her eyes quite wide open. Their marriage was an open one, and, at least in the film's telling, it suited both of them. Kahlo's art, though, seemed to take a backseat to Rivera's grandiose profile, and while the film doesn't make much hay of Kahlo struggling in Rivera's shadow as an artist, she definitely struggled as his wife. It was eventually Rivera's affair with Kahlo's sister that broke her trust, and the pair split, which resulted in Kahlo dedicating herself to her art, which creatively expressed her pain, physical and emotional.

A curious tangent in the story finds, at Rivera's request, Kahlo taking Leonid Trotsky (Geoffrey Rush) and his wife (and their security detail) into her estate. Trotsky has fled Russia, having fallen out of favour with Stalin, and fearing for his life. Kahlo winds up having an affair with Trotsky, but ends it, seeing the impact it is having on his wife.

As Kahlo's recognition as an artist grew internationally, her health declined, and Rivera returned to care for his beloved, and also be the supporting player in her burgeoning career. At least in the film's telling, In my extracurricular viewing on Kahlo, Rivera continued to womanize and cause her great emotional and mental consternation that was present in her art.

I hadn't seen Frida until very recently, but I understand why Ryan was so captivated by the story. It is foremost a love story, albeit a very atypical one that fits somehow remarkably better into a "modern love" context of smashing gender norms, erasing the sexual binary, and recontextualizing physical vs emotional connections.  While very cis-het and happily monogamous in his marriage, Ryan loved love, and I think there's a strange triumph of the heart in Frida that is hard to not be charmed by. 

But what's more, I immediately understood that Ryan saw an artist who, like him, was dealing with chronic pain, and yet was living vivaciously in the face of it. Frida's art was fueled by her pain and yet she persevered, developed and grew as an artist in spite of her immense physical discomfort. 

Aggravated by his own lifelong disabilities, Ryan wound up requiring back surgery in 2006 which derailed his most prolific artistic period. During his rehabilitation he wound up meeting Michelle, the woman who would become his wife, and his life took him to a much different space of emotional happiness. But his physical state was never the same, and unlike Frida, Ryan had a hard time creating his art as a result of his restricted movement. His low vision required him to be close to his work, and the positioning he would have to be in to create caused him too much discomfort to persist.  I don't know if he had watched Frida much following his surgery, but he had a memory like a proverbial elephant, so I'm sure Frida Khalo-as-inspirational figure was never far from his mind. I can suggest (but don't know) that she may have been an aspirational figure for him, I think someone he hoped he would become more like: boldy and passionately facing the world each day, and using pain to feed creativity.

L-R: "The Model" (2004), "Well, Red" (2004), "Shawk" (2006),
Je mappelle Babbette (2004), "Hexperiment" (2004),
"Za Beatnik Chicky" (2004)

Ryan's subject matter, before his back surgery, was largely three-fold: expressionist abstracts, plants/nature, and female portriats.  Of these three milieus it's his portraits that are the most curious (although not his best work). Just as Kahlo's most famous works are self-portraits of a kind, Ryan's feminine portraits present his fascination with women but they are a reflection of himself. Raised by a strong-willed but compassionate mother, Ryan revered women, and he saw beauty as not just a visual perception but a character trait. His women in art tend to look very much like him, but with bulging eyes, pupils darting off in different directions, much as his own would. Artists often uses themselves as frames of reference, but I can't help but think that Ryan's female portraits were not just an expression of his admiration of and attraction to women and his desire for love and romance, but also an expression of his own femininity. We had talked at times about his portraits being a reflection of himself, but not really exploring the deeper roots perhaps beyond just an obsession with "pretty girls". It's one of already hundreds of conversations that have cropped up in my mind since his passing that will never be had.


With a better understanding of Frida Kahlo than I had prior, I really lament the fact that Ryan wasn't motivated to create much following his back surgery, despite a desire to always being there. Creating his own works of physical pain expressed artistically is something I now desperately wish I could see. But perhaps like Pollock, too addled by the painkilling medication (rather than alcohol) that he always wished he could extract himself from, the muse perhaps wasn't there, the art wasn't perhaps artistic. It's just not something you can force out of yourself. 

Of these artists, Pollack's work was his favourite (right behind Van Gough), but of the films, and personalities on display, Basquiat was his tops. Jean-Michel Basquiat's story, in the film and beyond, really spoke to Ryan. I don't have his explicit expression as to why, I can only interpret.

Artist (and Basquiat's contemporary) Julian Schnabel's film opens with Jean-Michel (Jeffrey Wright) crawling out of a cardboard box amidst the sparse trees of, well, I dunno, somewhere in Manhattan presumably (I'm sorry, I don't know NYC geography well). He makes his way to a diner with his best friend Benny Dalmau (Benicio Del Toro, playing a fictional stand-in for Basquiat's SAMO partner Al Diaz) where he takes a liking to Gina Cardinale (Claire Forlani, in a fictional role that is a stand-in for Suzanne Mallouk). After being kicked out of the diner he flits about town with Benny, snorting coke, practicing music with his avant garde band "Gray", and tagging walls with abstract messages signed SAMO. He approaches Gina at the end of her shift and asks her out. I immediately felt a pang of worry for Gina, as Basquiat's mental health is clearly under suspicion, plus having a substance abuse issue, and no discernible income, he just didn't seem like the kind of guy she should be betting on. But also we get no real sense of who Gina is a person, what drives and motivates her, what her aspirations are and how Jean-Michel's erratic nature may be interfering with that.

A chance encounter with Andy Warhol (David Bowie) finds Basquiat emboldened by Warhol's approval, and it's not long before the right person, in this case critic Rene Ricard (Michael Wincott), sees his work and brings Jean-Michel out of the shadows.  The only touch point the film makes towards Basquiat's upbringing is through a very racially-charged interview (with Christopher Walken playing the role of interviewer), where he's noted as being the product of upper-middle-class mixed race parents (his mother now in a long-term care home for her mental instability, his father barely a consideration even when he turns up at one of his shows).  At times the film seems to present that Basquiat was quite aware of his mental health issues, particularly in relation to his mother's, but at most turns it seems Basquiat exists in his own world.

Jean-Michel is portrayed in the film as demure, but carelessly ambitious, wanting fame and notoriety above all else. He cheats on Gina, he drops Rene as his manager the moment someone with a bit more pull comes along, and he leaves his music, and Benny, behind in the wake of his success.  And it's a rapid rise to success, that gets undermined by the staid, white establishment that seeks to tokenize his work as "the authentic voice of the street" and not the work of a great artist. Wright's portrayal of Basquiat is one that exemplifies his deep inner turmoil around his success being painted with a racially assigned asterisk.  He strikes up a rather tight friendship with Warhol, much later after their initial meeting, and even that is then twisted in Basquiat's mind as perhaps Warhol using him to gain some modern credibility as his own celebrity wanes. (Director Schnabel is himself in the film, portrayed in the film by Gary Oldman, as the character "Albert Milo", a confidant of sorts for Jean-Michel)

Like with Pollock, the story of Basquiat is one that seems more like a lot of disconnected vignettes of interesting moments striving to form a whole picture of a man, his life and career.  I would have to dive into  music biopics a bit more (or maybe just watch Walk Hard again) to see if it's very much the same formulae, or if the artists story has its own. The performances from a stacked-to-the-rafters cast are incredible, though it's very bizarre to see Wright in a much different mode than his usual (amazing) putterer-and-murmurs persona that has served him incredibly well in a few major franchises and an incredible 2023 Oscar nominated performance (for American Fiction). My only hesitations around performances is Bowie's rendition of Warhol, which teeters more on impression than performance (but I'm undecided on where it ultimately falls).

Ryan talked about or referenced Jean-Michel Basquiat with me more than any other artist that I can think of (except maybe Henry Matisse) and I think(/guess) it was maybe because Basquiat found his way to success in a very modern context, interacting with pop culture and artistic figures that still had relevance in our lifetime. Basquiat's art was a product of all his virtues and vices and there was at once grit and purity to it (if there was grit in Ryan's art, it was probably cat hair). I know Ryan looked up to expressionist artists, as that's how he saw himself, and I think in the stories of both Pollock and Basquiat he saw men with troubled minds that still managed to find success, or at least recognition in their lifetime (as opposed to after their deaths) both doing unconventional, innovative, individualistic work that defied the industry norms. I know Ryan dreamed less of success and more of recognition but both physically and geographically he was limited by what he could achieve on his own. He had a couple local showings in Thunder Bay, but he never had a Rene Ricard, Diego Rivera or Lee Krasner to take him wide. Art is an industry, and like any industry, you have to have more than talent, you have to have good fortune, good contacts, and personality.  Ryan most definitely had the latter, but didn't receive much of the former, at least in any way that serviced him as an artist.

What Ryan shared with the persona documented in these three great (though far from perfect) features was that he was an artist, first and foremost. It was in him, and it needed to get out. Like any great artist, he knew he wasn't going to be of any use in a 9-5 setting and it wasn't just a result of his physical or visual limitations. His blood bled pastels, even if he barely picked up a wedge later in his life. I knew Ryan as well as I've ever known anyone, and watching these three films again brought me closer to him, and permitted me to engage with him on his turf in a way I wish I had done more of when he was alive (oh, I did wade through many, many dialogues on wrestling, but not as many on art).

In one of Ryan's last blog lists of 100 favourite films (circa January 2005), Basquiat sat at #5, Pollock at #11, and Frida is #59My own personal tastes on these films differ. I loved Frida (though the Weinstein influence puts a big ugly asterisk beside the title). Taymor seems to readily love Kahlo's art and recreates many of her famous paintings in real life in exacting detail. Her animated and stop motion transitions are so irreverent and lively, and the colour palette of the film is just as bold as Kahlo's most vibrant works. Frida's art career and development takes sort of a backseat to her personal relationships (specifically with Rivera) but it's these very personal things that inform her art, and so are worthy. As much space as Rivera takes up, it's never off-focus from Frida. The extracurricular viewing I watched had a much bleaker view of Kahlo and Rivera's relationship than the film does, and goes into more explicit detail of the many many physical and emotional traumas that informed her work that a cinematic narrative can only glance at.

With Pollock and Basquiat, I appreciate, as Ryan did, the performance of creation. But unlike Frida, neither of the films had access to the actual work of the artists. Watching the Pollock (tv) documentary and Tamra Davis' documentary Radiant Child, the works of both artists are so far beyond the replicated or impersonative works of the the films. The Pollock doc at times pulls focus into his splatter paintings and you become immersed, just as you would upon seeing them in person. A Basquiat work is so full of detail that you have to linger to absorb it all. 

Where Pollock is a somewhat accurate in its portrayal of the sequence of events in the his life, and Frida's hews close if taking more dramatic liberty, Basquiat is a half fiction of the man's life, and maybe doesn't fully capture the radiance of his personality (Davis' documentary contains personal footage she shot of him and he had a penchant for letting smiles slip onto his face which were super alluring).  With both Davis' tribute and Schnabel's  drama, it's imperative to note that this important figure in Black culture in both cases has his story resting in the hands of white artists.  As usual, it's a reminder to take a Hollywood biopic, or any scripted biography for that matter, as an impression, and not the true story.

I also enjoyed in my extracurricular viewing how the story of Pollock touched on the influence of Mexican muralists (Diego Rivera included) on his early work, and how Basquiat as a student of art found inspiration from Pollock.  I now can see a sense of all three in Ryan's work, but most explicitly Pollock abstract expressionism in Ryan's abstracts, and Basquiat's use of text and editing definitely influence Ryan's poem drawings. 

"The Magazine" (2004)
I wish I hadn't waited until after his passing to engage with Ryan on his passion for art history. I have so many things I want to pick his brain about. 

As a little treat, in the comments is Ryan's 2004 review of Frida.




Friday, July 26, 2024

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): Ronin

1998, John Frankenheimer (Birdman of Alcatraz) -- Amazon

It is very apparent that Frankenheimer, known for Black Sunday (1977), The French Connection II (1975), and The Manchurian Candidate (1962) wanted a movie that didn't look late-90s -- big CGI set-pieces. Everything about this movie looks more late-70s, from the drab set dressing, to the drab clothes, even to the rural France car chase that immediately flashed me back to The Mechanic. And its probably for those reasons, I didn't warm to it in this decades-later rewatch. I don't think I have seen it since we likely saw it in the cinema in Montreal.

Meanwhile Kent considers it one of his favourite films. I do not want to dunk on it, for even in my crankiness, I admire it for what it is. I realize that I am a product of my age, the last 10 years or so of unending mental stress, and I am now This Guy. This is not even my usual comparison to how I used to watch films, more an acceptance of my current levels of observation, patience and (lack of) nuance. My immediate reactions are oft unexpected. I recall liking this movie a lot more, of being enamoured with its dialed-back stylings. 

It is set in the post-Cold War era, where it is posited that all the spies released from their governments are now working as mercenaries, guns-for-hire, leaderless warriors or... ronin. A group of them is gathered in Paris by Irish, probably IRA, representative Deirdre (Natascha McElhone, Halo). Two Americans: Sam (Robert DeNiro, The War with Grandpa) and Larry (what? not Ralph? Skipp Sudduth, Third Watch), and Frenchman Vincent (Jean Reno, Mes trésors). German Gregor (Stellan Skarsgård, Mamma Mia!) and a fidgety Brit named Spence (Sean Bean, Mirror Mirror). Their job is to to retrieve a case from an armed convoy. What's in the case is not their concern, after all, its a MacGuffin. Each of them is a specialist of some form. They also don't trust each other one iota.

But first step is to gather guns and supplies. That doesn't go well. Twitchy Spence loses his shit and Vincent is almost killed by the untrustworthy gun dealers, but Sam saves his life. Spence is released early from his contract. But the rest goes as planned, with Sam taking on a more leader/organizer role where Deirdre seems to be more the contact back to their patron/management.

The actual job kicks off pretty well, the ambush is intense and effective, with a bit of churning stomach collateral damage in the picturesque town of Nice. This is the first major chase scene of the movie, but for me, it just smacked of what I disliked about 70s chase-scenes --- the non-sensical nature of their editing. It starts in the town, takes a right turn and is suddenly in the countryside, speeding down narrow coastal roads, takes a left turn and is back in town, where they run down people, and crash. The subsequent gun battle gets the case... but not really. Gregor has betrayed them and Sam realizes at the last second, ditching the case he was given before it explodes.

The remainder of the movie is the recovery of the case and betrayal after betrayal. As Deirdre says, if they could have afforded to buy the contents of the case they would have. But Gregor knows someone who will buy it, and attempts a sale, but is in turn, also betrayed. Sam and Vincent give chase to the Russians, an introduction I really liked, as I believe it is the first pop culture reference to the rise of the Russian Oligarchs, the post Cold War mob bosses who ended up becoming the billionaire elite of the country, basically running it. They do get the case away from the Russians, leading to the final betrayal, as Deirdre's true boss emerges, killing Larry and speeding off with a less than happy Deirdre.

And then, the seminal car chase scene through Paris, mostly on the wrong side of the road. This shot is a masterclass in how they are done, which I imagine was inspiration for the scenes in the Bourne movies. The realistic looking cars, driving down crowded roads, often driving slow, but so tangible in the braking and corners and ... again, massive collateral damage. I cannot imagine what the news would have been reporting after the numerous casualties. 

Sam and Vincent are not only betrayed, but Sam is also hurt a little, by Deirdre. But that's alright, he's doing a bit betraying himself. He was never a ronin to begin with; his master was always guiding his hand.

In the end, I was not as impressed as I recall being when I saw the movie in the 90s but I also admit, back then the idea of seeing a less-than-glossy action movie was probably my jam. I still love practical effects and back then, the separation of church & state was even more apparent back then. I am still not Robert DeNiro's biggest fan; he just doesn't impress me very much, either in acting nor characterization. He is almost always Robert DeNiro. He would have been mid-50s during the making of this movie, and while he's no Tom Cruise, he carries himself impressively, physically, in the movie. And as he was my age now, and I get hurt putting on socks, even fictionally I am impressed.

That said, Cruise is now over 60 and is not yet doing the Keanu Reeves "ouch" shuffle so he's probably in a class of his own. All that running away I guess.

So, now I have rewatched it, and can now actively separate it from Heat in my mind's eye. Time to rewatch that and compare?

Wednesday, July 24, 2024

Watching: The Boys S4

2024, Amazon

When I watched Season 3; I was already over the show. My watch of "Gen V" was eaten by my TV-writing hiatus from the end of last year (I have filled in some blanks, but skipped this one) actually spurred some more interest in the world. And while this sounds really really strange, I really was craving the over-the-top antics of this show as escapism from the even more depressing IRL. The world of The Boys is at the extreme end of Right Wing fantasies (to be clear, it descries them, despite a lot of r-wing-nuts not getting that) and this season went even further, to parallel the current IRL divide but amp it up, as they always do. At least in a show we see people fighting back, while all I see IRL are more and more losses and nothing being done about it.

What 100. Butcher (Kar Urban, Riddick) is dying -- cancer caused by the superpowers-supplying drug V. Before he dies he wants to reconcile with his step-son Ryan, and get him away from his real father (by rape) Homelander. His Hail Mary is a supe killing virus created in Gen V. Victoria Neuman (Claudia Doumit, Timeless), herself secretly a murderous supe is VP to POTUS (Jim Beaver, Supernatural; love that he is called Robert Singer in this show as well), while conspiring to assassinate him, and aligned with Homelander (Antony Starr, Banshee) behind the scenes. Homelander continues to go batshit and brings in "the smartest woman in the world" -- Sister Sage (Susan Heyward, Powers) -- on to plan his coup. Everyone else is dealing with their own shit and whatever happens episode to episode.

1 Great. The introduction of Joe Kessler (Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Rampage), Butcher's old CIA wetwork buddy, who shows up to constantly point out that the "old Butcher" would never have pulled so many punches, would never have worried about collateral damage, would not have given a fuck about a step-son. He constantly badgers Billy from the sidelines, while initially providing some sorely needed intel. In fact, he's not real. He's long dead. He's a hallucination caused by Billy's cancer, which is actually taking on a form of life itself, emerging as a tentacle weapon when Butcher is in grave danger. Billy doesn't realize this until very very late in the game. But I just love Jeffrey Dean Morgan, already a Kripke regular, playing his typical three-letter government agency type, in requisite black suit.

1 Good. The constant, non-stop mockery of the Right (Wing Nuts) from the conspiracy theorists, to the anti-woke agendas, to the Fox New style pundit assholes, to the fact they are all fucking each other over as well as their enemies on the Left. There is no doubt these are all bad bad people. The only problem is that the "good" people are generally not very Good either. Its like an entire show of Chaotic Neutral people leaning in one direction or another.

1 Bad. While I know a lot of "fans" just love all the gross-outs, the juvenile locker room humour, the show has long since passed the point of making us numb to these things. So, the human-centipede salad tossing from a supe who duplicates himself is meant to be "OMG Shocking!!" I just sighed and rolled my eyes. Yeah yeah, nice CGI. The violence can still be rather chilling, but the constant sex & kink jokes are tiring.

Tuesday, July 23, 2024

The Dark Year: Black Panther

2018, Ryan Coogler (Fruitvale Station) -- Disney

Because we never have enough projects in this Blog, I am creating one of my own, wherein I indulge my desire to rewatch a movie (because sometimes a rewatch is easier than absorbing a new movie) but also fill in a blank left by the Great Hiatus of 2018. It will be more interesting to me to see what I will be willing to rewatch, than see what I missed writing about.

I have a feeling that many of the posts in this "project" are going to begin with a, "Wait, I didn't write about that one yet? I distinctly remember talking about it."

By this point in the MCU we had only a handful of prominent black characters: Rhodey (Terrence Howard/Don Cheadle), Heimdall (Idris Elba), Falcon (Anthony Mackie) and of course, super-spy Nick Fury (Samuel L Jackson). But, really, only Mackie played a character that would likely end up as a cheaply made costume that black kids could wear on Halloween. Until now, MCU superhero-ing had been an American white man's game.

This movie hoped to change that. I hope it did. I hope kids saw in this African hero, this noble warrior, this leader of a powerful nation, something to strive to be.

The thing about rewatching is that it strips away all the expectations, lets the elements of the movie stand out. So many of the characters shine for me. The presence that Boseman had on screen, only supplanted whenever Winston Duke grunted. And the utterly effortless power that Michael B Jordan carries -- as an anti-hero, you almost almost root for him. Conversely to all this machismo, my favourite character is Letitia Wright's Shuri. She is Tony Stark (in the MCU, that is the first comparison for smarts) level intelligent, but playful and clever. And behind her are the breath-taking beauties Lupita Nyong'o, and Angela Bassett. And lest we not forget our token white guys: Andy Serkis as the unhinged but so easily manipulated Klaue is a joy to watch, and Martin Freeman -- we always need a tie back to the regular MCU.

If anything kind of bugs me, its the Disney-fication of Africa, of Wakanda. Much of the movie, visually, makes me think of the Broadway shows built around Disney's The Lion King. I mean, I know I cannot expect the megacorp to do anything other than what megacorps do, but I was hoping to see ... something not so familiar?

As a superhero movie, its barely that. This is the establishing movie, where we see these characters act out in their world, not ours of Saving the World. We already got Black Panther doing that in his introduction to the MCU, and later, even better in this MCU Phase closer.

Like Kent said, that this movie was made, the way it was made, the choices it made, is important. I still wonder did we really, truly get the character that an American kid will look up at with wonder, and want to wear his costume? I think, once we go all the way back to the beginning and "reboot" Iron Man with the Iron Heart series in 2025, we will give kids the cheesy costume to wear.

Also, my Wakanda Forever writeup.

Monday, July 22, 2024

Alt-Media: Undertow: Narcosis

2022, Realm

While The Harrowing was running week to week on Spotify, I found this one that was already completed. I am liking these shortish, horror audio dramas. They are along the lines of the B-movies we watch during our 31 Days of Halloween events. Horror has an audio drama, has its pro's and con's. Without the need to have big special effects and grand set pieces, they can explore a wider range of ideas. But they have to make sure they can convey the horror of a situation entirely through dialogue and sound production, and are not always as successful as they hope to be. And a good or bad voice actor can make or break immersion entirely.

Veronica West is a deep sea diver, head of a team that just proved themselves top of the game, and destined for greatness. And then she gets a call that a childhood friend has passed away, but not any death -- she was lost diving in caves under the Bay of Fundy (caves? isn't all just mud down there?). Her husband is hoping Veronica can help recover the body. 

So, Veronica returns to the island of the coast of Maine, a place she hasn't been since she ran away. The place is both exactly how she remembered it -- a summer getaway entirely focused on the resort and its guests, run by the Macklin family, but also, something eerie is happening underneath all their friendliness, especially at such a tragic time.

What is happening is very Lovecraftian inspired, both in its chosen location, the New England aspect of America, but also the idea of something very ancient, very unknown lurking under the sea. This unknown is disturbed by human interlopers hoping to control it, but only end up losing everything. 

Narcosis is meant to take place under water for the most part, so they had to nail the sound portion of "being under water" communicated to us, the listener, via two-way radios and how the mics could pick up the ambient sound. They do a great job on that, but I have to admit, the ever present darkness of a visual media would have lent much more.

The ending of the drama ended being rather muddy as events on the surface are told to us via rather spare details and sounds that leave a lot to the imagination. Sometimes some description just goes a long way in making something audio-only coherent. Basically something rises from the sea and ... well, kills a lot of people. I was never sure quite what. Meanwhile the very close, very personal events under the water, in the caves, is what proved the best in the creepy, claustrophobic tale telling.

P.S. No credits here because they IMDB entry is so terribly done, its not differentiating between the different seasons of the entire "Undertow" series, and the actual individual entries for this season are ... empty.

But, great poster. Creepy AF.

Sunday, July 21, 2024

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): Prisoners of the Ghostland

2021, Sion Sono (Love Exposure) -- download

I haven't finished watching the movie yet, but I needed to get something down. The entire movie, as I imagine the entire director's repertoire, is akin to a fever dream full of seemingly random imagery and utterances. 

I don't know anything about Sono. That Guy would have known him quite well, or at the very least, had already had seen a handful of his movies, probably in rep theatres, probably FantAsia. As Kent has emerged as the IRL replacement for the mythical That Guy, maybe he has heard more about the director than I have. But, if everything of his career is like this then, woo boy, the guy is whackadoodle. That Nic Cage eventually ended up being associated with a movie from this director is entirely expected.

Plot summary? In a post-apocalyptic future The Governor (Bill Moseley, Repo! The Genetic Opera) rules over Samurai Town. Think of a theme park designed to look like a Japanese town but populated by cowboys, samurai and geisha. One of the geisha escapes. The Governor calls upon a jailed bankrobber, who we see in an intro committed a massacre in a candy-coloured bank, including the death of an innocent child. He (Nicolas Cage, Color Out of Space) is tasked to go into The Ghostland to retrieve his geisha/granddaughter Bernice but the criminal is clothed in a rubber suit with bombs at key points on his body, which will trigger if he doesn't return in time, or he makes any moves on Bernice (Sofia Boutella, Hotel Artemis). To get some extra time, if Bernice speaks into a mic on the suit, he will get a couple of extra days. The border to the Ghostland is patrolled by a horribly disfigured mutant, his colourful bus, and the Ghostland itself is the ruins of a nuclear holocaust populated by people trying to hold back time. Our "hero" gets there, gets Bernice, gets a testicle blown off, and returns. Alas The Governor betrays him and pretty much everyone kills everyone, but with the death of The Governor, the Ghostland is freed.

Nic Cage is "Hero"

Now, if you take the above at face value, its not any crazier than any other PA 80s/90s movie, and that is likely what Sono was going for. Except, despite having a great cinematographer, everything is entirely random and chaotic. Things happen, dialogue happens, melodrama constantly happens. Nic Cage is the least weird aspect of this movie, if that says anything.  This is the kind of movie where critics may either say they love every aspect of it, because they aren't willing to admit they didn't get it, or others are going to hate it because... well, there isn't much to actually like beyond the visuals. There are attempts at camp, attempts at gonzo but...

Obviously Sono has fans, lots of them, considering the production value here. But I am not sure he gave any value to getting his first English-language film.

Friday, July 19, 2024

Alt-Media: Undertow: The Harrowing

Storyglass, 2020

Podcasts are weird. I was listening to this on Spotify, where it was being released week to week. But that is now, and according to IMDB this came out in 2020, but likely on another release platform? So, if Spotify just got the rights to it, why not just release as one big season?

Also, while listed on Spotify as the "current season" of the horror series Undertow, it is not listed under Realm's (production company) list of podcasts, but only listed under Storyglass's collection. So, podcasts license podcasts from other production companies to round out their seasons, and then release on different platforms at different times? Sort of like Netflix will say "Netflix Presents" on something they just snatched up from a provider in another country?

Having heard the trailer for this audio drama at least 900 times as I listened to other podcasts, I guess.... advertising works?

The story is told as the recalling of events, while Sergeant Jackie O'Hara (Joanne Froggatt, Downton Abbey) is being interrogated about a tragedy she was part of, from which she only recently recovered.

Toll Mòr is an isolated island off the coast of Scotland. Sergeant O'Hara, a police officer assigned to the island, is brought there in the face of a coming hurricane level storm, by a call from farmer Frank Guthrie. O'Hara is familiar to the islanders, not one of them, but friendly enough to be teased. She works hard to build a relationship with them, which is why she took a boat there even though a storm was brewing.

Frank tells her that the Ward family, neighbour to him, a family he doesn't exactly get along with, has been quiet / absent for a few days. The horror they discover in the farmhouse, the slaying of the family in a ritualistic fashion, shakes the two of them, especially when soon after, a figure burns down the house, and all evidence, and then just stands by. Added to the tragedy is that the young girl called "Twig" (Sorcha Groundsell, Shetland), daughter to the Wards, is missing.

The figure, who calls himself Kai (Stewart Scudamore, Carnival Row), is your typical horror/mystical antagonist -- a giant of a man with unruly hair and beard, a body covered in scars, muttering constantly about Biblical happenings and events. He's a stranger who the islanders do not trust, and the murders are unlike anything they have ever experienced, and there is a storm raging, which has cut them off from the mainland, physically, and as they soon discover, communications-wise as well, as the towers have been sabotaged.

Being a serial drama, things unfold at a nice pace. There are only eight episodes so it switches to action very quickly. Unlike the audio book I just listened to, I didn't have to wade through the author's long, banal attempts at characterization. What matters here is the story. And what is unfolding on the island is indeed Biblical.

SPOILERZ.

Kai is one of those mystical immortals that pop up in fiction. He is Longinus, the Roman soldier who stabbed Jesus with the spear, and in some stories, was condemned to eternal life, as the Soldier of God. Once in <a time period> (millennia? century? I forgot that...) Lucifer has an opportunity to leave Hell and come to our world via a ritual called The Harrowing. If the right rituals are done, if the right number of people are killed, if the right sacrifice is prepared, he will be able to escape permanently. Kai exists to stop this from happening. 

O'Hara is just a random stranger who got caught up in all this supernatural drama. And Lucifer has followers on this world, a cult I guess, who has come to  the island masquerading as British soldiers, to make sure this Harrowing completes. Twig is the sacrifice, the young body Lucifer is to inhabit should the ritual complete. But between Kai and O'Hara, it is indeed once again scuttled, but not before the island is laid waste, and many, if not all, die.

O'Hara, having been recovered from the island, is interrogated so we have a vessel to hear the story. But also because she was a witness to something, and she also interrupted the event. Once her story is complete, her interrogator has all he needs. And we know who he works for, and we know that Jackie will never escape. But Kai and Twig have. The world was saved.

Its a nice little story. Its the kind of thing I enjoy. My Catholic upbringing allows the weight of Biblical stories to carry through, while my D&D and adventure side loves the idea of a violent, immortal anti-hero existing to undo anything The Devil would have happen. The voice work was done well, and for the most part, the sound design was done so you could follow the action, and feel/envision what the characters were.

I was also spurred down a rabbit hole of my own making, finding out that Longinus (or Casca, as the Barry Sadler books called him) was but one eternal character spawned by The Crucifixion. There is also The Wandering Jew, apparently a man who taunted Jesus on the road to The Crucifixion and was condemned to wander the world until the second coming. I envision an interesting dinner party where Longinus, The Wandering Jew, and Melmoth the Wanderer (19th century Maturin character) discuss the state of the world. I wonder what other mythical immortals are out there wandering, potentially fighting off The Devil?

Thursday, July 18, 2024

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): A Fistful of Dollars

1964, Sergio Leone (Duck, You Sucker!) -- Amazon

Weird, but The Man With No Name is named Joe. In fact, he is named in all three movies.

During the backend of The Pause when I was working from home more often, I did some lunch-time movie watching. I professed a desire to be exposed to the Spaghetti Western genre, but was frustrated by Amazon's lack of titles -- it was a scattered collection at best. And it did not include the seminal Clint Eastwood movies. The series did not start the Spaghetti Western concept, but it brought it to commercial success and audience attention. And then, lo and behold, here they were.

So, if Rashomon spawned a bunch of movies where a story is told from multiple viewpoints, then Yojimbo tells the story of a beleaguered village where a Lone Wanderer comes in and pits two gangs against each other. Leone's unofficial adapting of the Kurosawa movie spawned a lawsuit, which did point out that even Kurosawa didn't originate the trope, even going back to a Dashiell Hammett novel Red Harvest. But that didn't stop the suit and Leone's payout to Kurosawa. And I am sure most would agree (even me) that people now attribute this plot concept to Westerns more than anything.

So yeah, a small town just over the Rio Grande in Mexico where two gangs stare each other down from opposite ends of town. Its not much of a town, basically their two haciendas and a ramshackle cantina in between, as well as some beleaguered villagers constantly hassled by the gangs.

And then rides in The Man With No Name, seeking work. Or The Stranger. Or ... Joe (Clint Eastwood, Lafayette Escadrille). He gets a quick rundown from Silvanito (José Calvo, The Twelve-Handed Men of Mars) the cantina owner, and immediately enters the fray by gunning down four Baxters, the American gun-running gang. That allows him to make friends with Don Miguel Rojo (Antonio Prieto, Los dos golfillos), of the alcohol & illicit substances smuggling gang. 

Later, Joe witnesses the Rojos betray a company of Mexican soldiers who thought they were buying guns from a group or renegade American soldiers. Esteban Rojo (Sieghardt Rupp, Don't Look Now... We're Being Shot At!) hopes to frame the Baxters for the massacre, but Joe messes the plan up by snatching two bodies and selling the news that two Mexican soldiers survived the massacre and are holed up in a cemetery -- to both sides. That leads to a gunfight where many die and one Baxter is captured.

Meanwhile Joe is poking around the Rojo hacienda looking for the gold, that was being used by the Mexican soldiers to buy the guns, when his fist bumps into Marisol (Marianne Koch, Death Drums Along the River), a beautiful local that the Rojos have absconded with. She stays with the Rojos knowing they will kill her husband and son should she try and escape. That kind of pisses Joe off, and since he owes her for the boop in the nose, he arranges for her escape the town, but the Rojos figure out he is responsible and beat him within an inch of his life. He does escape and is smuggled out of town by the undertaker (casket maker? you know, the classic guy who looks at you odd in order to measure your height for the impending casket!) to recover in a mine.

Meanwhile, the Rojos use this attack on them, and loss of Marisol, as an excuse to massacre the Baxters, right down to the true leader of the gang, Consuelo Baxter (Margarita Lozano, 15 Scaffolds for a Murderer). But they still want Joe, and end up torturing Silvanito to find out where he is. Joe has been hiding long enough and comes to town, to finally deal with the remaining Rojos. 

Despite my somewhat snarky recap, I kept on marveling how well paced and executed this movie was. This was the era of the American Western, with dozens of cheesy movies and TV shows out. I expected this incredibly badly ADR-ed movie to suffer from a terrible script, and terrible acting and was pleasantly surprised at how reigned in  the cheese was. Eastwood embodies the cool, composed expert who seemingly is in it only for himself, but sacrifices almost everything because a child is crying for his mother. Leone was known for establishing a lot of style in this movie that ended up defining action adventure movies for decades to come, such as the focus on characters' faces.

I hope the remaining two live up to expectations. I have seen The Good, the Bad & the Ugly before, but I barely remember it, and it was probably on Saturday afternoon TV.

Monday, July 15, 2024

The Dark Year: Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi

2017, Rian Johnson (Knives Out) -- Disney

Because we never have enough projects in this Blog, I am creating one of my own, wherein I indulge my desire to rewatch a movie (because sometimes a rewatch is easier than absorbing a new movie) but also fill in a blank left by the Great Hiatus of 2018, i.e. The Dark Year. It will be more interesting to me to see what I will be willing to rewatch, than see what I missed writing about.

OK, I admit, I don't remember if I saw this in the cinema. I know I didn't see Episode VII in theatre, and I know the original post for this one would have been eaten by the Great Hiatus. But at least I wrote about Episode IX, which I did see in the cinema. I recently did a "click click click fuck it" rewatch of the entire trilogy, so I might as well use that as an opportunity to fill in another gap.

This is the contentious movie that I absolutely, unabashedly loved, primarily to spite the haters. I loved that Johnson decided to dispense with fan expectations and do something that was ... different. Luke (Mark Hamill, The Fall of the House of Usher) begins as a cranky old man yelling at clouds, and definitely not the hero the previous movies set him up to be. Despite their Big Win against the New First Order the Bad Guys are not gone, and pretty much destroy what is left of this rebellion. We also follow pseudo-cowardly Finn on a side quest where we see war profiting is alive & well, even with the old Empire gone; the one percent is always gonna one percent. And we also see Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac, X-Men: Apocalypse), hero of hero tropes, get dressed down for ignoring the cost of his melodramatic heroic actions. These are all things that pissed so so SO many fans off, and that's not even taking into account the toxic whingers.

Of note, I finally understood why there was still a Resistance if the Empire was long gone. Since there was now a New Republic, I guess it didn't take too long for them to become once again mired in politics and red tape, which then allowed for the rise of the First Order. So, the Resistance rises as a privately funded army to stand against its return, because, well the New Republic isn't helping deal with them. There must have been an "Andor" style raising of sympathy and funds going on, though more likely out in public view. 

And then they all died.

Now, a handful of rewatches later, I am less sure of my love. I still love the emotional reaction the movie gives me, the "let me see something different" craving satisfied to the n-th degree. I guess I am now seeing the movies as a trilogy and the abrupt turn of face between the second and the third kind of bothers me. If you take The Force Awakens on its own, ignoring the critical panning of it as a "remake of Ep4" and consider a longer story was going to be at play, then Johnson derailed that. I personally think he did so, so that his Star Wars would definitely not be about retreading previously covered ground, but be entirely something new and unexpected. And it was that; you already said that. The problem is that he pretty much torpedoed everything Abrams had set up, and the subsequent fallout led to another torpedoing for the third.

I am not sure I support how it ended up.

Meh. You are just parroting Kent's concerns, because before he brought them up, you didn't consider them.

But, the things I still love, independently, without letting myself be bothered about "wholes".

That Rey (Daisy Ridley, The Marsh King's Daughter) is the children of nobody. If just that had been let to play out, that they had let the derailing of her setup in the first movie, that they had let her become a spontaneous emergence in The Force. Wasn't Anakin supposed to have been such a thing? Or was Shmi also connected to some distant force wielder from the distant past, instead of pseudo Mary Mother of Christ figure. If they had just let that play out...

That there is a good reason the First Order was "allowed" to rise. The New Republic, like all republics of past, is ruled by money and those who control the money. And there is good money in selling weapons to both sides, as long as there are sides to contend with.

Poe's actions, and his final self revelation that maybe he shouldn't always be running off half-cocked to "save the day" caring only if he survives. Maybe sometimes escaping intact is worth more than making some grand action, like taking down a dreadnought star destroyer. 

The battle on Crait. That is, for me, the most Star Wars this trilogy got. Sure, despite what I said earlier, it does smack of The Empire Strikes Back but Johnson obviously liked the scene and it just looks good. The arrival of Luke, and one of the best light sabre duels ever depicted, is incredible. And the wee little details of this battle that should give it away immediately that Luke Ain't There, but doesn't diminish what is going on, at all.

Rose Tico (Kelly Marie Tran, Monsterland). I loved her character, that she saw things as they were, for real. I wanted to see her rise in the ranks, to become the face of the New Resistance, one that would stand up to even what the New Republic had become, to be a real force of change, that came from nothing. Instead, well we know what the toxic fanbase did.

In the end, I still love this movie, but I also would like to be able to peek into the other timeline, where JJ Abrams original trilogy intent was played out, where we didn't get the massive backlash, and subsequently a "righting of the ship" for the third movie. It all just seems so discordant now, and I can only enjoy as individual flicks.

So sayeth Kent.

Saturday, July 13, 2024

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): The Irishman

2019, Martin Scorsese (The Wolf of Wall Street) -- Netflix

There are directors you are supposed to admire, movies you are supposed to see -- or at least that is what they say. Scorsese movies often end up in the Oscar race for one aspect or another, but that is their decision. I am not sure I see what they see.

Scorsese is not really my thing. Nor is he Kent's. We have seen a handful of his movies, even wrote about a few. But I have never really felt compelled to watch his movies. Even this one, I more felt compelled to watch it to see a different side of film, something that the industry talks about, speaks favourably about, holds as high standards in making cinema. I guess I don't see it.

Oh, I see it. I see that he is a very competent director, a compelling film maker. He does a brilliant job on the finer details of a movie, such as framed shots, dialogue, pacing, etc. All the components are masterfully done. But even so, I am left feeling... much like Frank did in this movie... nothing. Like everyone, I loved Goodfellas when I saw, but I don't think I have felt a need to rewatch it in the 30 years since I saw it. I did once attempt to watch Gangs of New York again, as I recall it being much more fantastical in nature, but I didn't make it all the way through.

This is another gangster movie. It tells the story of 1950s truck driver Frank Sheeran (Robert De Niro, Machete), an Irishman, who catches the attention of the Phily mob, joins their ranks, and then moves with them through the years, until they all die off. It is based on a non-fiction book "I Heard You Paint Houses", which is mafioso for "kill people" and explains the story of what happened to Jimmy Hoffa (Al Pacino, Danny Collins). If you are of a certain age, you grew up hearing about the disappearance of union leader Jimmy Hoffa, all the speculation and conspiracy theories behind it.  This book is not considered a historical fact as to what happened, just another part of the mythology. You may also be like me, and never really understood why we were supposed to care.

I watched this three-and-a-half hour movie over a number of days. The Media PC has been turned off this week due to the heat, and I have been left to my streaming services. I cannot imagine watching this movie in the cinema. let alone in one sitting on the sofa. But in giving it multiple sittings, I can only say it probably lent itself to keeping my attention. I wasn't afforded the opportunity to get truly bored or annoyed by it. 

Scorsese is known for his "conversations", his dialogue. Almost the entire movie is about conversations between two men, with the occasional break so Frank can shoot someone in the head, or family gatherings, over which we can hear Frank's voiceovers of the events. Every so often there is text laid over a scene, to show how a mobster met his end. Often the conversations are saying something, without saying exactly the thing, as if they are worried about being bugged. I was not sure if it was a statement on how they always felt they were being listened to, or just an affectation of being a mafia man. If anything, it lends to the immersion.

If anything of the movie caught me, it was the immersion. The depiction of the less than glamourous lives of these gangsters felt very tangible. They are all making godawful amounts of money, but it never really shows. They did most of their work in run down cafes, or in the backs of middle-class businesses. Their lives outside work are not elegant, more visually well-off upper middle class. But one thing felt entirely off for me, and that was the use of Robert De Niro as Frank Sheeran. The movie tells the tale as a recollection, elderly Frank talking to someone, a priest or empty room, we are never really sure. When Frank started working for the mob, he was in his mid-30s, but De Niro was around 75. Sure, they shoe-polish his hair, and De Niro is a spry man for 75 (a lot more than I will be 25 years from now), but its very very apparent this is not a man in his late-30s, or his 40s, and even stretching believability when he reaches his 50s. No digital work is used, thankfully, but I was not immersed so much that I let it go.

In the end, I can say I watched the movie, and was glad for it. But that's it. Nothing else. No revelations, no break throughs on the work of Scorsese, no grand opinions of the work of a "master". It was a movie, well-done, well acted, incredibly well shot.

Meh.