Thursday, February 29, 2024

Go-Go-Godzilla #30: Godzilla (2014)

Director: Gareth Edwards
Year: 2014
Length: 123 Minutes
Studio: Legendary Pictures/Warner Bros.


The Gist:
The US(?) military(?) organization Monarch investigates monsters of unknown terrestrial origins, or MUTOs (not to be confused with MOTUs, which are He-Man figures). In 1999, near the Philippians they investigate discovery of the bones of the largest MOTU. But that's not all, two massive sacks dangle from the ceiling, one of them already ruptured, leaving a trail to the ocean.  Later, in Japan, nuclear power plant supervisor Joe Brody is very concerned by seismic readings he's been tracking and is advising for a full plant shut down. He thinks he has time. His wife Sandra takes a team to check the core infrastructure for stability, but it's too late. Everything shakes, the core ruptures and to save everyone, it must be sealed Joe loses Sandra and so much more. The factory melts down, an explosion rocks the city, a whole section of Tokyo is rendered uninhabitable. 15 years pass and Joe still wants to know why.

His son, Lieutenant Ford Brody, and explosives expert, has literally just returned home to San Francisco following a tour of duty when he's called to Tokyo to bail his father out of prison, again, for breaching the quarantine zone. Joe points out that the seismic readings leading the the nuclear meltdown are occurring again, he just needs to get into the quarantine to get his data discs to prove to people the correlation. Joe agrees to help him get inside. They discover no radiation in the zone. Joe is baffled. They find what they're looking for but are also found by Monarch security and taken to the power plant where an cocoon, seemingly dormant, is starting to wake up. A creature from the Philippeans came to Tokyo, absorbed the nuclear facility's radiation, and has been gestating for 15 years, and hatches. In the creature's escape, Joe is fatally wounded and Ford is exposed to a world he never knew existed. 

Monarch drops Ford off in Hawaii, but it's the path of the awakened MUTO. The scientists determine that the MUTO awakened as a response to another MUTO that awakened in the Nevada desert, where the other egg from the Philippians was taken (stored in a nuclear waste disposal area). Not only that but a third MUTO, Godzilla (who was thought destroyed in the Bikini Atoll nuclear bomb "test"), has emerged, the scientist guesses, as nature's counterbalance. 

Godzilla and the MUTO from Japan clash in Hawaii. The damage is catastrophic, but the MUTO escapes. Predictions are that the two MUTOs, a male and a female, are slated to meet in San Francisco, with Godzilla tracking them. Ford hitches a ride with the team from the local military and learns they plan to detonate a nuke off the coast of SanFran to try and draw the monsters away from the city, but all efforts to move nuclear ordinance only result in the creatures attacking and stealing the radiation. In the end, all they can really do is let them fight.

San Francisco is the battleground. Godzilla against the two MUTOs who only want to be together and have a gazillion little parasitic MUTO babies (MUTO Babies, they make their dreams come true. MUTO Babies, they'll do the same for you-ooh).  But, the nuke that was intended to be exploded off the coast and stolen by the female MUTO, has a timed detonator. Ford, being his specialty, is part of the task force sent into the kaiju battlefield to disarm the warhead before it destroys San Fran entirely.  

He finds the casing damaged and disarming it is impossible. All he can do is take it to a boat and send it off the shore. Godzilla is triumphant in his battle but falls, close to death. The bomb explodes. Ford, is reunited with his family. Some time later, all the radiation from the explosion off the coast has dissipated, absorbed by Godzilla, and the creature awakens and heads off into the sea.

Godzilla, Friend or Foe:
Friend.

The Samesies:
There are various organizations that come and go throughout the different eras in Godzilla history, that could be compared to Monarch. The main difference being those Godzilla tracking agencies don't tend to be consistent from film-to-film, or are just a subset of the JSDF, instead of their own entity.

Radiation is the kaiju's food. What I wonder is how they sense the radiation of a nuclear bomb before it goes off.

I can't remember if in past Godzilla films how they explain why Godzilla comes to fight other creatures, but it is always implied as instinctual, which holds true here. 

Godzilla's atomic breath is in the film, but used very sparingly here. I think he gets three shots off late in the film. But that final use, where Godzilla pries a MUTO's mouth open an unleashes down the creature's throat is among the best-ever Godzilla moments for me.

The Differences:
The Toho films don't have opening credits, so this is the first Godzilla film (except maybe 1998) with opening credits. And it's magnificent. Basically a series of Monarch redacted documents that track their history of researching MUTOs. It's such an intense information dump, accompanied by a building, pulsating, anxiety-inducing low-horn and strings composition from Alexandre Desplat that may not be as earwormy as Akira Ifukube's original Godzilla theme, but... pretty damn good.



The origins of Godzilla, and any other MUTO, are ascribed to the earliest eras of the Earth, where there was more intense radiation, and as the Earth aged, the radiation dissipated, the MUTO's went deep into the Earth, closer to the core where the radiation is stronger. Man's use of atomic and nuclear weaponry has drawn them to the surface once more. (Of course, Toasty pointed out to me that we learn in Monarch:Legacy of Monsters that they come from another dimension, where the radiation clearly isn't that strong as humans are able to survive their atmosphere). Godzilla emerged after the WWII bombings of Japan, and the Bikini Atoll "test" was an attempt to kill the creature (this is in opposition to the Toho origins in which these incidents are what creates Godzilla...it's a bit of American absolution involved here, instead of explicit criticism)

This is the largest ever Godzilla who typically fluctuated between 55 and 80 meters This one comes in an 108 meters (or 355 feet). It's almost too big, I think, but certainly imposing.

Kaiju only appear in America twice (I think) in the Toho films, and almost all take place in Japan, so for the two big battles to be in Hawaii and California is a pretty drastic shift. But it's just setting, and it certainly doesn't diminish the impact of the fights. 

Anyone worth caring about?


Ford, played by Aaron Taylor Johnson, is our lead character, and also our POV character. He takes us through the different environments like post-meltdown Janjira, the Monarch facility, military transports, the Hawaii encounter, and most importantly the San Fran battle. I'm sure many gripe about turning away from the kaiju battle to see what the humans are doing, and I get that complaint, but this film, both in general and through Ford, you get a sense of the human toll as a result of the kaiju.  

Now, the opening of the film introduces us to Dr. Serizawa and Dr. Graham as played by Ken Watanabe and Sally Hawkins, respectively, and they are two actors I like a lot, but they're not given much to do beyond exposition. That said, Watanabe does add some real weight to his moment with the admiral after deciding to detonate a nuke off the shore of  San Fran. It doesn't change his mind, but it definitely gives him pause.

The first tragedy of the film is in the second prologue where we lose Juliette Binoche. Her very brief time with Bryan Cranston really sells them as a warm, loving, devoted couple, and we get why he's so gutted by her loss. And then to lose Cranston by the end of the first act is another devastating blow. I feel like there's a mildly better version of this story where Joe survives and he's our POV character in discovering Monarch. But we don't really learn much more about Monarch until the next Godzilla film. 

It's still weird that Aaron Taylor Johnson and Elizabeth Olsen play a married couple in this film and brother and sister in the MCU less than a year later. Olsen's part is probably the most extraneous, being Ford's motivating factor for getting home, but at the same time, she provides a civilian (as opposed to military) ground level perspective which isn't nothing. 

The Message:
 "Let them fight". In other words, get out of nature's way.  It has its own way of restoring balance.


Rating (out of 5 Zs): ZZZZ
If you're tracking the rankings, yes, that does make it my highest ranked Godzilla film so far. And yes, I like this film better than every Toho Godzilla film I've seen. I mean, I do like many of the suitmation Godzilla films, and find them very entertaining, but this is just a next-level blockbuster for me.  The film teases and teases and teases that the monsters are coming in a very engaging and engrossing way. It delivers an emotional impact that has you invested in the characters while anticipating the arrival of the monsters, and when they do emerge, it's glorious.

Director Edwards is a master of scale, and when you're talking 50 to 100 meter (plus)-sized creatures, you really want to feel that sense of scale. Too often with the Toho films, scale was only felt in perspective of a man in a suit as compared to the toys and models that surrounded them, with a poorly lit painted backdrop of a blue sky. Edwards, at every turn, makes you feel the imposition these creatures have on the world we're used to living in. A 350-foot beast emerging rapidly from the ocean creates a tsunami, and it's an incredible sequence even before the creature surfaces. Its a movie full of "wow"starting with the skeletal remains found in the prologue.

I hadn't watched the film in quite some time, but I think it's geniuinely a favourite movie of mine. G-fan snobs might turn their nose up at it for its lack of practical suits and models, and taking it out of its Japanese setting, and diminishing its messaging, to which I say, fair enough, if that's your thing. But this is much more my thing. I think the only Toho film that measures up to this (and exceeds it) is Godzilla Minus One.


Sleepytime Factor:
None at all. Even in the "military assembling on the bridge" sequence, which is the equivalent of the "tanks on the move" montage in the Showa era, I was still so very engaged.

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My original review

Shin Godzilla is next (and I know Toasty has been holding off his review until I got to this point).



3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): Madame Web(b)

2024, SJ Clarkson (Doctors) -- cinema

Dakata Johnson, in a recent interview with Seth Meyers, "it's actually not the Spider-Man universe."

Celeste O'Connor, in a promo shown right before the movie, "...takes place in the Spider-Verse."

It just didn't bode well.

What metaphor should we go for at this moment? Dumpster Fire? Train Wreck? Shit-Show?  Just a browse of the Top Critics in Rotten Tomatoes will give you a bucket full of pithy takedowns. But mine is rather mundane -- bored. Boring. Literally nodded off for a few seconds during the Chest Compressions Game scene. Came to, seeing them do odd things to pillows. Not sure why. Still not sure why.

Not THAT pervs; they're highschool kids !!

So, yeah, we went and saw it. Why? My excuse is two-fold. To see if it could truly be bad as I expected. And, because... actually no, just that reason enough. Kinda sort ironically but really... it cannot be that bad, can it? 

Yep. It can.

Of note, I Googled the movie a bit and they may actually bank on the desire to hate-watch it, or people going to see it hoping it will be the next Showgirls for them.

OK, on with the "plot".

Morbius went to Costa Rica to find bats that could cure what ails him. Mama Webb went to The Amazon to find spiders that could cure <spoiler> what was ailing her unborn child <end_spoiler>. She finds said spider, as well as a tribe of Amazonian spider-people who, since it was the 1970s definitely could (by the rules of a multi-verse) actually have seen a Spider-Man comic from our universe, which could explain their outfits. But Mama Webb is betrayed & shot, and only via spider-bite is her unborn baby saved from certain death. And the spider-people ship her back to the US to become an orphan in The System.

Years later, Cassie Webb (Dakota Johnson, 50 Shades of Grey) is an EMT who loooooooves chest compressions (I mean, looooove) and is an asshole. She's mean to coworkers, mean to patients, barely tolerates her bus-mate Ben Parker (yes, that Ben Parker; Adam Scott, Severance) but she loves chest compressions. After a near death experience where she is saved by ... c'mon guess... you can do it... GUESS !  Yes... chest compressions !! So yeah, after this near-death experience, wherein she touched "the web" (of fate), she awakens with the power of limited clairvoyance. Like in all origin stories, she doesn't quite understand her emerging powers and screws up, letting someone die.

So, that was her boss, the guy who sucks at making hamburgers, but why was he driving away? In the scene just before he was yelling at firefighters to be let back into the burning building so they could save people. They say no, so he just hops in an ambulance (that was probably still required on scene) and drives away. And gets smooshed. Why?

"Why" is the theme of this movie writeup...

Anywayz, Cassie the Asshat is at home sulking when Ben asks here to go to the funeral, knowing that she is just the kind of asshat to skip out on her friend & boss's funeral. She relents and while on the train she starts having her limited clairvoyant visions. She sees people get on the train, make comments, disappear, get on again, and then sees Evil Spider Guy. And he's after The Girls. The Girls? The above mentioned highschoolers, three young ladies that Cassie has bumped into prior, as they are all tied together in some web (of fate).

So, yeah, Evil Spider Guy is the man who betrayed Cassie's mom, killed her, and took her spider. Why? Who knows; we saw he took some spy pics of it but.... Some 30 years later he has spider-powers and ... well, other than that, we don't know anything. He's rich? He has his own limited clairvoyant visions but always focused on seeing three Spider-Girls killing him. But who is he? Why is he? What does he do with his spider-powers beside have bad dreams and kill people with touch poison? And why did they ADR the fuck out of the poor guy?!?! And finally, why and HOW is he wearing a Spider-Man outfit 20 years before there was a Spider-Man?

Cassie rescues the kids and hides them... in the woods; pulls off the side of a road and tells them to "sit here, don't go anywhere, don't do anything, I have stuff to do..." The kids don't listen. And unfortunately the fastest ever newspaper print run has happened and by early that afternoon, everyone knows who she is, and what she did. Well, she didn't actually do it, but... everyone thinks she did? 

Is Evil Spider-Guy also the inventor of the fastest printing press ever? Is it ... perhaps, the Daily Bugle? Does he have a misinformation team? Did he seed descension in a younger J Jonah Jameson before Spider-Man was even born?

Oh, the girls/kids/highschoolers: Julia Cornwall (Sydney Sweeney, Euphoria), the demure, nervous girl, Mattie Franklin (Celeste O'Connor, Ghostbusters: Afterlife), the skate-boarding curmudgeon who loves Britney Spears, and Anya Corazon (Isabel Merced, Let It Snow), the science girl.

Evil Spider-Guy has also hired a "person in the chair" (Ned's role in the real Spider-Man movies) who is doing stuff with NSA tech and CCT and facial recognition. I guess the writers saw Person of Interest ? Anywayz, the kids are located at a roadside diner dancing on table tops cuz girlz just wanna have fun. Nobody in the diner yells at these stupid kids to get their dirty boots down off the table.  Cassie rams a taxi cab thru the wall just as Evil Spider-Guy shows up. Remember, Cassie's an asshat who doesn't care that she stole someone's taxi, doesn't care about collateral damage, she just knows that she has to save these kids.

Oh, and she also knows now that its all related to her mom and Evil Spider-Guy and spider-people in Peru. So, she (again) dumps the kids, this time with Ben, and flies off to Peru. Older, wiser, spider-people-guy who helped deliver her is waiting. And provides all the exposition to ... well, not really explain anything other than the web (of fate). She could have asked for so much, but whatever... BACK THE GOOD OLD US of A.

What? Why? So many why's ! I get that there is a trope of flying somewhere distant to "get answers" but how does she conceive she can fly to Peru and just walk into The Amazon based on some small map that looks like a table mat from an Amazonian Adventure themed restaurant, and actually FIND something. I mean, if it wasn't for Older Wiser Spider-People-Guy, she wouldn't have received any exposition drop and immersed herself in the Pool of Visions. 

Anywayz. I think, by now, she has determined the Evil Spider-Guy will find her and the kids no matter where they go so she sets a trap. They could have done some clever metaphor having her drawn him into her web, but that need to involve cleverness. Instead, she just draws him towards a fireworks warehouse which she will blow up, with him inside, because she doesn't care about other people's property, or collateral damage.

Oh, and Ben Parker's sister is having a baby whose name we are not allowed to hear said out loud. Oh, and Ben has a new girlfriend, whose name we are not allowed to hear said out loud, but she is probably The One.

Cassie does blow up aforementioned warehouse, has to accept the responsibility of the kids, and thus gets power (dumb-ass play on the catch phrase) and uses her magical web (of fate) powers to defeat Evil Spider-Guy, but not before some NYPD helicopter guys are killed. Oh, and and Cassie falls into water and is injured again. I think I nodded off again, mid-action scene. Not sure how she was injured.

Ages later she has a fancy ass wheelchair and TERRIBLE looking glasses and she and the kids are now all friends. No plot cleanup, no explanations, no nuttin. Given this is an origin story for .... something, are we seriously supposed to expect more movies? And given the divergence from any general audience expectations with the (totally not) Spider-Verse (these are NOT three spider-ladies from other dimensions, they are all just three young ladies who eventually get different powers and eventually don spider-related costumes) what was the purpose of this movie?

Just a terribly boring, confusing, astoundingly badly acted movie that might have been at least palatable three versions ago before the Purple Suits constantly meddled with it. And yet, somehow, its out there, on the Big Screen, while other properties have been shelved. And there is not any likelihood of there being a sequel. Is there?

ASTOUNDINGLY badly acted. I mean, I have seen many of these actors in other roles and they were at least passable actors, but here, all the dialogue is barely above z-grade. How many script changes, and re-shoots does it take for an actor to just stop giving a shit? Someone should have noticed this was happening, no? Its like when you watch a TikTok and you ask yourself, "Can someone be this stupid?" and you know the answer is, "No, they are just rage-baiting you..." Were some Purple Suits just rage-baiting the MCU fans?

So many questions. But generally, why did I see this movie?

Wednesday, February 28, 2024

Go-Go-Godzilla: Millennium Era in review

 

I've written thousands of words about and around Godzilla and, frankly, I'm exhausted. 

I mentioned previously that throughout the Showa and Heisei eras of Godzilla I would routinely fall asleep whilst watching those films. The pleasant surprise of the Millennium era was how engaged I was throughout each and every one of those movies, well, except GMK (Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidora: Giant Monsters All-out Attack). There I was close to unconsciousness a number of times, but, I never fully fell asleep. (Edit: I did nod off while writing this though). 

The Millennium era hits a point where digital effects have a bigger and bigger impact on the films, and being lower budget films in the early 2000s, you can guess how bad the digital effects can get. And yet, kind of how we accept silly, loose-fitting rubber suits, miniatures-that-are-clearly-miniatures, and camera-tricks- which-aren't-fooling-anyone from previous eras, many of the digital effects have a quaintness to them that don't rub abrasively. Instead, in many instances, they have their own charm. Credit to the Toho team at the time that they conservatively used digital effects much of the time to enhance scenes or sequences, rather than overreach...although surely overreaches did happen, and...moof.

I struggle to say that any of the Millennium Era films were great, and I would have a hard time recommending any of them to anyone who wasn't already interested in watching Godzilla films. My  favourite of the era (and there will be a full ranking update at the bottom of this) is a sequel film within the Era and probably not the easiest film to enter into coldly. 

Once again I find myself at odds with the G-fan concensus. GMK, touted as one of the highest watermarks of Godzilla films, is my second least favourite of the era.  Just as I didn't take to Godzilla vs. Biollante as G-Fans had in the Heisei era...I get what they're reacting to in those films, they just don't work for me. Once again, my appreciation lies in the storytelling, which is still pretty shaky throughout the Millennium era, but there is a palpable evolution, and seemingly a larger desire to invest in characters than in the previous era. As well the ambitiousness of the suits, the effect, the miniatures from film-to-film also intrigue me. But I would rather have a better composed shot, a more artistically lit scene, a more thoughtfully edited Godzilla fight sequence than the bog standard side-scrolling wide shot or that 3/4 tilt from on high which is so pervasive.  

There also seemed to be more effort to put the human characters into the midst of the fight (especially with Mechagodzilla in the fray).  Having the humans be active and meaningful participants makes the third-act brawl much more engaging. This also includes a lot more scenes of human characters navigating the mid- of post-fight wreckage, which I loved every time.



My favourite aspect of Godzilla is using sense of scale, getting that human POV of these titanic monsters, and we get a tremendous amount of those in the Millennium Era compared to the previous Eras, which had limited ability to truly blend live action and real locations with miniatures and suitmation.

I'm now heading into the final stretch with the three Warner Bros. Monsterverse films (leading into the fourth coming out at the end of March), and the two Reiwa Era live action films. Almost all of these I've seen already (save for Shin Godzilla), but I'm excited to watch them because I know what I'm in for. 

While I've been doing this series, I've watched the Monsterverse-related TV show (Monarch: Legacy of Monsters) and I've seen Godzilla Minus One as well, and also watched the first episode of the seemingly charming Netflix anime series Godzilla Singular Point which I think I'll get back to. I'm still skipping the '98 Godzilla as well as the three Netflix anime movies, but never say never.  I'm also flirting with doing a Gamera series of recaps, kind of the official competition to the Godzilla juggernaut in the Kaiju field.  I'm also thinking about the four Mothra solo films, since I clearly reacted well to that creature in this series. We shall see.

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RANKINGS

Millennium Era:

  1. Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S
  2. Godzilla 2000: Millennium
  3. Godzilla vs Megaguiras
  4. Godzilla: Final Wars
  5. Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack
  6. Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla
All of the films (so far)
  1. The Return of Godzilla
  2. Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S.
  3. Godzilla vs Mothra (1964)
  4. Gojira
  5. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
  6. Ebirah, Horror of the Deep
  7. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II
  8. Terror of Mechagodzilla
  9. Godzilla 2000: Millennium
  10. Godzilla vs Megaguiras
  11. Godzilla vs Destroyah
  12. Godzilla vs Mothra (1992)
  13. Godzilla vs. Hedorah
  14. Godzilla vs Gigan
  15. Godzilla vs Megalon
  16. Godzilla: Final Wars
  17. Destroy All Monsters
  18. Godzilla vs Biollante
  19. Godzilla, Mothra, King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-out Attack
  20. Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla
  21. Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla
  22. All Monsters Attack
  23. Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster
  24. Godzilla vs King Ghidorah
  25. Invasion of the Astro Monster
  26. Godzilla Raids Again
  27. Godzilla 1985
  28. Son of Godzilla
  29. Godzilla King of the Monsters (1956)
  30. King Kong vs Godzilla (US version 1962)

Saturday, February 24, 2024

Go-Go-Godzilla #29: Godzilla:Final Wars

Director: Ryuhei Kitamura
Year: 2004
Length: 125 minutes

This is the only Godzilla film, save for the original Gojira and King Kong vs Godzilla that I can say for certain that I have seen before. I watched this on video on demand in 2005 as my sister's place while looking after her dog. I recall thinking it was pretty not great back then.

The Gist

In the pre-credits, we're give a voice over with a pile of exposition about what's happened to the world. Long story short, the kaiju have awaken and the world has united and formed the Earth Defence Force. There are also Mutant humans with special abilities. They have been collected into an elite fighting team called M Organization. (Morgan I Zation?)

In the cold open, a sub full of multinationals managed to trap Godzilla in the ice of Antarctica. 

After the credits, a very different submarine, years later, let by MMA superstar and non-actor Don Frye (as the spectacularly mustachioed "Captain Gordon") is in battle with the dragon Manda. The serpentine creature is killed with a "maser blast" but it seem more of an absolute zero blast that freezes it instantly. Captain Gordon is dressed down for recklessly putting his crew in danger and costly damage to his ship. He's imprisoned for striking his superior.

Meanwhile, two M Organization cadets practice fight each other, and I assume it's a shitty Matrix riff, but it also looks like it inspired the Crank movies.  One of these fighters is Ozaki who will be the lead character of the film, the other is his in-organization nemesis who calls him weak for having compassion, but he will gain the respect of later, as is tradition.

The EDF have discovered a 12000-year-old Cyborg Monster from outer space that they discover has the genetic "m-base" that all the mutants have, meaning the mutants are a product of - or evolution as a result of - this kaiju. The monster, they are informed by the Shobijin in a telepathic vision, is classic Godzilla villain Gigan. It was defeated by Mothra way back when, but Mothra that he's an omen of ill tidings, and then informs  Ozaki that he has evil in his blood but he has a choice as to how he behaves, and then depending on how he acts it will determine if Monthra helps humanity or not. Mothra's always delivering ultimatums.

Rodan attacks "New York". It's CGI designed which finally gives Rodan some real speed, but it's a sloppy hybrid of suits, miniatures, digital and practical. It doesn't really work. Even less the horrendous CGI animated 'Zilla monster (basically a low-budget approximation of 1998's Godzilla) attacks Sydney. All the major and minor Toho kaiju attack major centres all over the earth all at once. The brief moments we spend in these other locations are cartoonishly vignettes. The husky kid in Vancouver bashing his Godzilla toys together while watching footage of the monster on TV has chocolate smeared all over his face.

Just as quickly as the monsters appear, they disappear, teleported away by a UFO that then appears above the EDF headquarters in Japan. These tekno emo alien, the Xilians, unconvincingly tell that the humans of Earth that they are friends, warning that Gorath is hurtling towards Earth to cause the end of everything. Earth needs to fire all their weaponry at it in order to survive, according to the Xilians. But there's something off with them, something odd about them appearing just as the EDF discovered Gigan. And it appears they've been replacing world leaders with carbon copies that don't blink. 

EDF scientists secretly discover that Gorath is a hologram, and expose the Xilians on a television talk show, where the handsome, stylish, maniacal "X" kills the Xilians leader and takes over. X seems to have telepathic powers, and he mind controls all the mutants except Ozaki. X also sends all the Kaiju under his control back to the major cities to resume the destruction. After a motorcycle chase that plays on Mission Impossible II's motorocycle gun fight, only next level and terrible-looking, Ozaki frees Captain Gordon. They hatch a plan to plow through the Xilians defences to Antarctica where they will free Godzilla who will take on all the kaiju and, hopefully, they can trick into destroying the Xilians mothership. X awakens Gigan, but proves no match for the king of monsters.

Godzilla works his way up the Eastern Pacific, destroying every kaiju in his wake. Except X dispatches Monster X who can monster fight like no monster before. Mothra enters the fray but has to face off against a super-ultra Gigan. Ultimately when Godzilla seemingly defeats Monster X, it transforms...into King Ghidorah!

 Ozaki meanwhile faces off against X as the mothership burns around them, learning that the Mutants are basically genetically the same as Xilians but that both X and Ozaki are a one-in-a-million Mutants with cosmic-level powers. It's more Matrix fight riffs as well as Ozaki's Neo-esque, you-are-The-One awakening.

Godzilla is close to defeat from Ghidorah, who is draining him of all his energy, but Ozaki uses his newfound powers to supercharge Godzilla who tears Ghidorah's heads off.

With all the kaiju and Xilians defeated the remaining main cast of humans (Ozaki, Gordon, a couple of ladies, some political figures, etc) face Godzilla eye to eye, but Minilla (yes, Baby Godzilla's in this film, looking very retro) and his child friend both get in the way of the fight, indicating that it's time for the humans and Godzilla to stop fighting. An unlikely truce, but a truce nonetheless. 

Godzilla, Friend or Foe:
Frenemy

The Samesies:
We've had plenty of aliens come to Earth preaching peace only to be deceiving the humans and needing Godzilla's help to destroy them in the Showa Era. This is another one. 


The Differences:
This film is saturated in blue, which film language teaches us is the colour of a technologically advanced but dystopian future. It's the first time I can recall a Godzilla film having colour coding like this (it's mainly used as a mask for the bad CGI, but it's also a choice, I guess), and while not Godzilla's first future-set feature (that'd be Destroy All Monsters), it's the first to really step beyond present day. 

There is so much non-stop action -- abnormal for a Godzilla film -- that it's really too much for any of it to be done well on a Godzilla movie's budget.  It's fairly Power Rangers-y, in that it looks like a made-for-tv effects. 

It has a corny soundtrack that isn't an orchestral score. Instead it's a tekno-metal shredding guitars soundtrack by Keith Emerson, Nobuhiko Morino and Daisuke Yano). It feels like 2004 by way of 1997. It's probably the most wildly different score since Masaru Sato's surf-inspired soundtract to Ebirah in 1966.

At over 2 hours, it's easily the longest of all the Toho Godzilla movies to this point.

Anyone worth caring about?
Oh god no. This is an entirely spectacle-driven movie. While Ozaki is the main character and, I guess, has a journey, there are no pains made to invest the audience in him at all. The fact that his "chosen one" arc basically doesn't come into play until the third act and is all laid out for him by the villain highlights it.

Wait... I care about X. He was just trying to set up earth as a farm and humanity as cattle.  He's got an entrepreneur's spirit with a rancher's heart. I found Kenji Kohashi's performance charming and delightful.

The Message:
How can we defend people without a heart? It's just a line in the movie, not really a mission statement.

Rating (out of 5 Zs): ZZz
Bonkers, in good and bad ways.

Sleepytime Factor:
There is entirely too much going on to find it boring. I mean, I rolled my eyes a lot, but I was never bored.



Go-Go-Godzilla #28: Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S.

Director: Masaaki Tezuka 
Year: 2003
Length: 91 minutes

The Gist
Two years following the events of Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla, there's been no sign of the wounded king of monsters, and Mecha G has been out of commission, with repairs proving difficult. The absolute zero freeze gun cannot be replaced without a very expensive massive diamond.

Meanwhile, Mothra is spied in the skies off the shores of Japan. She hasn't been seen since she attacked and destroyed Tokyo in the 60's.  Dr. Shinichi Chujo (from the original Mothra) is paid a visit from the faerie of Infant Island, Mothra's heralds, the Shobijin. They warn that humans have once again disrupted the souls of the dead, by taking Godzilla's bones from their resting place and turning them into Mecha G. They say the bones must be returned to the sea, at which point Mothra will defend humanity from Godzilla...but if they don't Mothra will declare war on humanity. Harsh, bug, harsh.

Dr. Chujo's son, Yoshito, has been a technician working on Mecha G for over 4 years. He has a connection to it he doesn't really understand, but the last thing he wants is to lose his labour of love, and for his whole organization to be shut down. So when his dad, armed with his Mothra history and knowledge, tries to raise a stink and have the Mecha G project shut down, Yoshito doesn't back him up. As such, Dr. Chujo tells Yoshito how things play out rests on his shoulders.

Godzilla re-emerges, taking down a US nuclear sub. It comes towards land, apparently sensing Mecha G's reemergence. Yoshito's nephew, with Dr. Chujo's help, summons Mothra who battles Godzilla and loses. Mecha G, armed with the ultra-maser, is sent out to help Mothra in battle. Mothra is gravely wounded, but in her anguish her eggs hatch and twin larvae come to join the melee. She ultimately sacrifices herself to protect them, but it's really Mecha G's battle to lose.

The fight is fraught, with many reversals. Eventually Mecha G is knocked out of commission and Yoshito, with the help of the Shobijin, races to it to get it back up an running again. He gets trapped inside the beast as it puts its enemy on his heels. One jarring blow knocks Yoshito unconscious, and when he comes to, the beast has taken control of Mecha G once more...but Yoshito gets a vision of all this original Godzilla's been through and he warns his people away. Mecha G will take care of things, with the larvae cocooning a wounded Godzilla, and Mecha G carries himself and Godzilla to the bottom of a trench 4000+ feet deep.

Godzilla, Friend or Foe:
Neo-Godzilla: enemy. Original Godzilla, in the guise of Mecha G: friend

The Samesies:
The Showa era ran with a loose continuity. The Heisei era ran with a much tighter continuity. The Millennium Era is basically a series of sequels to Gojira, except this one, which is a sequel to it's immediate predecessor. As well, it's a sequel to the original Mothra and ties in other hints at other non-Godzilla-based Toho kaiju films.  It's sort of the best of each Era before it.

The Mothra mythology that was used in previous appearances holds pretty fast here. Mothra is a protector of Earth but will not tolerate man's transgressions against it. But it takes a lot to get Mothra into action. The Shobijin are one of my favourite aspects of the Mothra mythos and one of my favourite parts of all Toho kaiju-verse. Always happy to see them, even though their actual impact on plot is usually pretty thin. I like the reworking of the Mothra chant here. There's really no new beats here with regards to Mothra, and yet that familiarity also means a likeable, dependable consistency. They're not fucking around with the moth lady here.

The Differences:
Compared to last film it's all little differences that make this far superior and far more entertaining, especially in the fight sequences. They look incredible and the effects, pyrotechnics and suit/puppetry movements are all on point.  

Flying adversaries usually make for terrible fights with Godzilla, and there's not a lot here to counter that argument. But the team nails down Mothra's wing flap, they do not overuse CGI to move her around (not like Kiryu last film), and unlike the Heisei era Mothra, her legs move. In fact, during the fight, Godzilla bites off one of her legs.  One of the many great little moments of this film is Mothra's sacrifice, flapping in front of Godzilla's atomic breath to save her larvae, setting on fire (looking kind of phoenix-like) then exploding. Incredible.  

Mecha G's fighting in Tokyo S.O.S. is so much better than in the previous entry. There CGI was used to move Kiryu (and sometimes Godzilla) in a fashion as to make it appear that they can manoeuvre quickly. It's a shitty effect almost entirely missing here. The production team here took great pains to better show how Mecha G fights, using his various thrusters and boosters to help move him faster on the battlefield.  I really really liked one moment where a side thruster fired to push Mecha G aside to dodge Godzilla's atomic attack.  Likewise, there was a lot of little technical details to show just how everything worked on Mecha G, little moments that breathe a sort of life or reality into the metal beast.

The human story here is also so much better than in the last film. Yoshito, the Prime Minister, some of the other characters, all have the same doubts, both about proceeding with the Mechagodzilla project and ignoring the Shobijin's warnings, and with actually protecting their country with the only weapon they know has proven effective. It's a seemingly damned if you do/damned if you don't situation that doesn't rest comfortably for anyone on screen. It's pretty compelling.

The film also catches us up on where things are at since last film, in terms of the damage done and we have a scene or two with Akane and the crew from the last movie who are all off to America to receive some elite combat training. It's too bad that Akane isn't a focal character this film, but even two years later she's still glowering, and I don't think I could handle another 90 minutes of that sourpuss.

Anyone worth caring about?
Yes, Yoshito, his father, his nephew...they're all at different levels of importance to the overall story, but they are given a pretty solid family bond and they are all given moments to show how much they care about each other. Even the prime minister, who is so often such an expository character to show what the government's doing in any movie, here is given a very specific crisis of confidence in his decision making (I mean, he had a similar one last film, but there was no focus there, but here it's given weight in the framing and score).  Yoshito, much like Akane in the prior film, has a rival on the team that they butt heads with but need to overcome their differences on the battlefield, and, of course, a love interest (though Mecha G is Yoshito's first love that he needs to learn to let go of). I really liked it, and it gave us someone to follow around during the battle, someone that can actually have an impact on the events.

The Message:
Let the dead rest.
Learn from your mistakes of the past, and do everything you can not to repeat them.

Rating (out of 5 Zs)
ZZZz
I would rank this higher, but because it sort of needs to be tied to the inferior ...Against Mechagodzilla, it knocks it down a half notch. I enjoyed it immensely. It's one of the best looking Godzilla films to this point plus I have a soft spot for Mothra, and they do well by her here.

Sleepytime Factor
I was pretty fully into it throughout. This is paced very well, and the final 40 minutes is all-action and it's pretty incredible how it both escalates in intensity and emotion. 

Go-Go-Godzilla #27: Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla

Director: Masaaki Tezuka
Year: 2002
Length: 90 minutes

The Gist:
It's 1999 all over again, Godzilla is attacking Japan for the first time in 45 years. Lieutenant Akane Yashiro is an elite pilot of a maser-cannon. But when the military response is utterly ineffective, the only sane thing to do is retreat. In attempting to turn the maser-tank around, Akane accidentally knocks her comrades' jeep over the cliff side where it is crushed under Godzilla's heel. Akane is spiritually crushed, and accepts a demotion.

Meanwhile bio-robotics expert Tokumitsu Yuhara is recruited by the military for a special project, along with the nation's biggest brains... to create the ultimate anti-Godzilla weapon...out of the skeleton of the original Godzilla! Tokumitsu agrees to sign onto the project when his daughter, Sara is allowed to live on base with him.

Akane is recruited to be part of the Mechagodzilla (code name: Kiryu) piloting force, and she trains her ass off, while facing discrimination and harassment from the brother of a soldier she inadvertently knocked off the side of a cliff.

Just when the project is ready to revealed to the world, along with it's ultimate anti-Godzilla-weapon, a sub-zero chest ray, Godzilla attacks. Kiryu is sent out into the field for its first test run, and not only does it go badly, but less than two minutes into the fight, Godzilla roars at the metal beast, and it unlocks something in its regenerated DNA. The reconstituted "original" Godzilla inside the metal suit takes control and goes on a rampage. The Kiryu team is helpless to stop it, instead just having to wait for it to exhaust its power supply. Godzilla just walks away. It's pretty hilarious.

Tokumitsu hits on Akane a bunch, but Akane instead bonds with Sara over their dead moms. It's very Hallmark.

Kiryu is repaired, it's operating system upgraded to resist any sort of sentient takeover, and just in time for a rematch when Godzilla returns (the speculation is that Godzilla's actually coming ashore because Kiryu is built out of reconstituted Godzilla DNA). Kiryu is built to fly, which, as we know with Godzilla movies, means it looks awful when it does, and it manages to knock Godzilla around quite a bit. It even manages to fire off the absolute zero freeze ray gun but it misses, and the attempt drains Kiryu's energy. After Anane gets inside the metal beast, and the team taps the entire Tokyo power grid, Akane pilots Kiryo to fly it and Godzilla out to sea where she blasts him point blank with the absolute zero gun.

Both creature and mech survive, heavily, heavily damaged. Akane watches on as Godzilla retreats into the ocean. It's a draw.

In a post credit scene, Akane agrees to go out for a meal with Tokumitsu.

Godzilla, Friend or Foe:
He's a baddie, although, it seems his impetus for wrecking Japan is largely as a result of Japan building a mech out of dead Godzilla bones.

The Samesies:
Much of ...Against Mechagodzilla feels borrowed. It feels very samey.

The set-up of this feels largely regurgitated from Godzilla vs Megaguirus. A female military personnel feels guilty over the death of colleagues and seeks to redeem herself by killing Godzilla. The soldier having no time for love also carries over.

Like all of the Millennium Era Godzillas so far, ...Against Mechagodzilla acts as a sequel to the original Gojira, where they haven't seen a Godzilla since 1954. Only in this they acknowledge that other monsters, such as Mothra and Gaira (the green giant Frankenstein from War of the Gargantuas), have attacked in the intervening years. The ending of the original Gojira is modified as well for their purposes here. Where the oxygen destroyer completely obliterated every trace of the original Godzilla, here it is said it only stripped its bones clean, leaving the skeleton behind.

Michiru Oshima returns to score her second Godzilla feature (after ...vs Megaguirus) and brings back her thumping Godzilla theme. She hits the rest of the film with a heavy orchestral score that kind of bleeds into one bombastic sound instead of distinct compositions. It stands out at first but ultimately just becomes texture.

Mechagodzilla doesn't look dramatically different than his Showa and Reiwa Era counterparts despite modified weapon bits, and its hangar bay feels very Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II.

Once again Toho decided that they needed to aim for younger audiences, that Godzilla was getting too scary, so the horror or gory elements are quite toned down compared to prior Millennium era entries, to its detriment. In the final battle, Godzilla has his chest blown wide open, but we barely even notice it. Plus the injection of Sara into the film is clearly kid-pandering but ultimately yields little in terms of rewards. She's mostly just there.

The Differences:
What I enjoyed a lot early in the film is how it strove for a more ground-level-eye-view of the monsters more often than not, up until it has Godzilla and Kiryu face off. Unfortunately each time that happens we get a very level side view and occasional overhead views,  and it all feels like fairly bog standard Godzilla fighting, only with more CGI accompaniment to move the creatures faster or into the air.  It really doesn't look great at all.  The idea of presenting the scale of Godzilla is something the Millennium Era films have improved greatly upon, but the directors seem to revert to standard filming techniques for fight sequences in most cases.

Anyone worth caring about?

I've been nagging and nagging on and on about how these films seem so utterly resistant to telling a story about human characters with Godzilla attacks or monster battles as the backdrop. Well, finally we get one that is so fully about Akane's redemption arc and feeling worthy of Tokumitsu and Sara's affections that I should finally be happy right? 

Alas, no. It's such an utterly cliched story as to be pretty direly boring. It doesn't find any new beats and is often very confused about the beats it's trying to hit, particularly when it comes to her relationship with Sara. There's a very awkward scene where Akane is trying to tell Sara she will need to let go of her mother's death at some point, when Sara hits her back with her own bit of advice that rocks Akane to her core. But it's not really clear to me what was said that was so affecting.

That the post credits scene is just about Akane accepting a date from Tokumitsu is an incredible miscalculation of the use of a post-credit's scene. It does show a fully repaired Kiryu though.

The Message:
All life is precious. That's the message director Tezuka wants out of all his films. But despite a character (Sara) preaching it, and crying over it, the film itself doesn't fully respect this idea. At one point Sara notes how Godzilla and Kiryu are the same species and should be friends, not enemies, and tries to get the team to understand the Kiryu is a living being, but all of that concept goes out the window once rubber suits need to bash into one another trying to kill each other, and having the audience root for it to happen.

That it comes to a draw seems to be the satisfactory outcome for all.

Rating (out of 5 Zs): ZZ
I really wanted to like this one. It does so much that seems to be what I've been asking after, and yet it all feels muted, hollow and unexciting. The best moment was the awakening of Godzilla inside the Kiryu armor, a real highlight moment in all of Godzilla film, actually. But where prior Mechagodzilla films had a definite "fun" element to them, this one doesn't seem to know how to have fun. And when it does goofy things with CGI, the fact that it's not otherwise a "fun" movie just makes goofy CGI things feel out-of-place amidst the film's tepid melodrama.

Sleepytime Factor:
I only almost nodded off once, as usual it was during a "Godzilla fights tanks and planes" battle. Boy have those ever gotten so tiresome after 27 movies.  That there is a character story to focus on make it a more watchable film, just not a very good one.


Friday, February 23, 2024

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): The Abyss

2023, Richard Holm (Johan Falk film series) -- Netflix

Not, not that movie.

In the last ten years, but for a few exceptions, I seem to be getting my Diaster Flick fix from the colder countries of Europe. There was The Tunnel from Norway, The Wave also from Norway, and not sure why I didn't write about The Quake (dude, 2018 explains it), which was a sequel to the former. I haven't seen The Burning Sea yet. Oh, I could watch the multitude of z-graders from Asylum and its like, but ... no. And that brings us to Sweden's entry into the genre, The Abyss.

Its not really a whole lot, is it? I mean, five in ten years does not a trend make. But its enough to seem like a thing.

Like all good disaster movies, it begins with a family amidst their own disaster. Frigga Vibenius (Tuva Novotny, Annihilation) is the safety coordinator for a mine site in north Sweden. Her husband, Tage (Peter Franzén, Vikings) is head of mine operations. They are separated and "new guy" Dabir (Kardo Razazzi, Peacemaker [not that one]) unexpectedly showing up in town doesn't help. Their daughter Mika (Felicia Truedsson, Young Royals) has her own drama with her girlfriend, and their son is staying out all night partying and playing FPS games.

Then the ground beneath Kiruna starts shaking, cracks opening up all over. Its well known that the mine has undercut the ground beneath the town (IRL as well as the movie; Kiruna is a real mining town with a very real problem) but what they didn't know was that there was also a massive fault line, and the mine has broken into it -- an immense release of pressure is imminent.

Boom. A giant sinkhole opens up in the downtown before Frigga can alert the townsfolk. TBH, this is small scale disaster. Its not like all of northern Sweden is swallowed up, just a few city blocks. But the tragedy is more personal, and no less tragic for it. Frigga and Tage are just trying to save their kids, and as many others as possible. There are losses.

Like small horror movies, small disaster movies give us real people going through a situation. The event is external to them, and anticipated (by us), so these movies have to allow us to spend some time with the characters before the external event happens. Its a different factor from the larger scale ones, usually American, where the true star of the movie is the event itself; the people are cardboard cutouts used as props to focus the event upon.

Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Go-Go-Godzilla #26: Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-out Attack

Director: Shusuke Kaneko
Year: 2001
Length: 105 minutes


The Gist:
An American nuclear submarine has gone missing in Pacific waters. The Japan Security Defence Force is assisting in the scouting only to find that the sub has been torn apart, and in the area they spy movement of something very, very large.  It could only be...Godzilla.

After a series of random events (a low-budget movie shoot, a group of drunken teens trying to drown a dog, a man attempting suicide in the woods) disrupts some protective stone idols, the Guardian Monsters awaken: Baragon, Mothra and Ghidorah.  They are on the hunt for Godzilla, and will protect the world from his wrath.

Except, when last Godzilla faced the Guardian Monsters, he was but a simple kaiju himself, not emboldened with the souls of the people Japan killed in the Pacific war, and the additional power and strength that comes with it. Baragon (a second-stringer kaiju, thus not featured in the title) is no match for him solo. Even Mothra and Ghidora tag-teaming cannot defeat him. With all the Gurardian Monsters having sacrificed themselves in the effort, it's up to one man in a submersible carrying a specialized burrowing torpedo to get inside Godzilla and shoot his way out.

The resulting effect opens a gaping wound in Godzilla's neck so when he goes to use his atomic breath, it instead fires out the side of his neck, and ultimately he explodes. The day is saved...except, unbeknownst to the JSDF, the heart survives, and continues to beat.

Godzilla, Friend or Foe:
Oh, decided enemy. He's a brutal, aggressive violent prick of a kaiju.

The Samesies:
As seems to be the trend of the Millennium Era Godzilla films, it dispenses with all Godzilla history except for those of Gojira.

The JSDF have been organized for 50 years to protect against Godzilla, but have not had a single encounter with him in that time. They have no experience, and do not know how deadly he can be. So, as was so common in the Heisei era, they mount attacks with tanks and planes that have no effect on the beast.

Mothra and Ghidora as flying creatures, once again look ... not great when they take to the air. Mothra gets a boost from a CGI model that looks pretty decent flying (in the dark), but the big puppet still cannot move its legs and the wing flapping is moderately effective. Ghidorah's flying is clunky and awkward, both in the suit and in CGI.

The Millennium Era has been experimenting a lot with underwater sequences and they vary in quality here. The earliest sequences in the film are the best, the rest are mostly OK, with a few clunky CGI swimming Godzilla sequences.

The Differences:
There's a real viciousness to Godzilla in this film, as if he's very spiteful of humans. Director Kaneko seems to delight in both the direct and collateral damage that the creatures cause, and he takes pains to show it. It's almost comedic at times, like the scene where a frightened girl with a broken leg in a hospital sees Godzilla through the window heading right for her, only for the creature to pass by and she breathes a sigh of relief. Then Godzilla's tail swings and demolishes the building (we've seen this gag once before, and it remains a good one, but I believe it was with a bad guy character before, not a wounded by stander).

Godzilla (and the Guardian Monsters) origins are changed dramatically here from a science-derived background (nuclear radiation) to a fantastical one (they are composed of souls?).  It's not the first time that Godzilla films have delved into fantasy, and when the kaiju are killed in this one they explode into stardust, kind of like Biollante did at the end of her film. So there's precedent. I don't care for this type of b.s. though. When Mothra is destroyed and her stardust is absorbed by Ghidora who then sprouts wings. There's precedent for this as well, as recent as Godzilla vs Destroyah,where one kaiju can give another its energy so they can continue the fight.  In this case, it doesn't really help Ghidorah ultimate. There is a whole mythos about the Guardian Monsters that is talked about by the human characters but not at enough length or with enough connection to the characters to give us much sense of its importance or develop strong world building out of it.   

They've really changed Godzilla's physicality here. He's much slimmer on his upper torso and more reptilian. He doesn't look like he's made of stone like the Godzilla of the previous two films.  His hips are really, really wide, and so he moves with a very broad strut that looks like a baby walking with a heavy, saggy diaper. I'm not a fan of the look.

They've flipped Ghidorah and Godzilla's roles, with Ghidorah now a good guy for the first time, and Godzilla the ultimate evil. If the Millennium Era is proving anything, it's that they want Godzilla to be the ultimate threat.

This is a rare instance where the humans figure out early that some of the kaiju are there to help them, so they don't bother attacking Baragon, Mothra or Ghidorah.

Anyone Worth Caring About?
Sigh. The film spends a whole bunch of time with Yuri Tachibana, who starts off as an actress in the no-budget scifi movies but then starts pushing the low-end TV studio into letting her be a field reporter on Godzilla even though they don't do news. It's really stupid. Why not just make her a reporter?

Her father is an Admiral and while Yuri is digging into all the Guardian Monster mythos, he's getting all the real world intel on what's happening everywhere. You would think the two would wind up collaborating, which they do for a hot second, but then that's kind of it.

They're a loving father-daughter duo who spend almost no time together in the film, and there's no dramatic tension between them for them to resolve so there is literally no human journey here. Nobody learns a lesson, nobody conquers over any internal adversity, everything is solely related to the external threat, for which, until the final 10 minutes, they have absolutely no impact over.  The human angle is almost completely pointless here, as it seems the director was really, intently focussed on the kaiju fights, which are good, but not *that* good.

The Message:
The sins of our past will come back to haunt us.

Rating (out of 5 Zs)
ZZz - this was a film of diminishing returns for me. I had high hopes given what G2K and ...vs Megaguirus led the Millennium Era in with, but yet another continuity reset and a dramatic (shocking) redesign of the creature suit very quickly made it a challenge.  Cluing in that the investigation into the Guardian Monsters wasn't really going anywhere except to provide exposition as to why they are in the film just made the human side of the film so tedious.

The monster fights are lively, and yet, do not seem as creative as the improvements the prior Millennium Era films would imply they should be. I blame flying monsters, the bane of the entire Godzilla series.

I didn't really care for the creature designs here. They seemed to be retro Showa-era homages, and if they wanted us to take this film as semi-seriously as I think they intended, they would have shaken things up. Baragon in particular has been, and remains, one of the doofiest looking kaiju in the series.

I had seen this high up, or topping many G-fan's lists, and, as with previous favourites like Godzilla vs Biollante, I really didn't connect with it. It wasn't very fun.

Sleepytime Factor:
Because the human story was so inconsequential and there was lots of military shenanigans, there were many times my eyelids started to droop. I did a rough time check each time I found myself nodding off.
30 minute mark.
45 minute mark.
106 minute mark.
Plus the score introduces a new theme to the Godzilla series in the opening credits, a pretty dang solid one by composer Kow Otani, but then he proceeds to use it liberally throughout the film, leading to a bit of a numbing effect.


3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): American Fiction

2023, Cord Jefferson (feature debut) -- download

Kent's post. Timing is weird.

Was weird. I started the post soon after Kent posted his... post. But that got swallowed, as it is wont to do, by time.

"The Black Experience".

Even to write this makes me cringe internally. How can I even offer a thought on the subject, let alone discuss it an context? As a guy who is prone to saying The Absolute Wrong Thing (which gets replayed in my head for the rest of my life) but who always strives to Be Better, I try to be forthright about my place in all these things, but I am self-aware enough that no matter what I say, it can be misconstrued. But I will continue to try and say it.

What the fuck are you even talking about?

I am basically trying to say, I want to not come off as the (white) student in the movie's opening sequence, who feels she has to define the (black) teacher's outrage for him. She is not comfortable with the N word being written on a white board. He says it is the context in which the word is used that matters and does not diminish the vitriol in his opinion of her reaction. It gets him suspended. And that suspension gives him no choice but to spend time with family in Boston.

I always like a comedy where people laugh at the funny things they say. Lisa (Tracee Ellis Ross, [really? she's HER daughter?], Black-ish) picks up her brother Thelonious 'Monk' Ellison (Jeffrey Wright, Westworld) after his empty-seated seminar. She picks on him for not being around much, not keeping in touch, for basically being a stand-offish prick. They laugh at his expense. Its funny. But there is love in the teasing. Then, at lunch, she dies of a heart attack.

Fuck. 

Not only does the movie begin with a death, but it also brings to light how prevalent their mother's dementia is. Fuck. Their mother will need "taking care of" and that costs money, and its money Monk is not making, as his books are not selling, because they are intellectual novels by a stand-offish prick. BUT We's Lives in Da Ghetto, by an author he met at the seminar, is making tons of critical acclaim and money, much to Monk's chagrin. He doesn't believe black authors should have to pander to white people just to make money. Not every black American comes from a ghetto nor lives the "gangsta" life. Buuuut money is money.

So, in a drunken haze, he writes My Pafology under a pseudonym. As a joke, he has his agent submit it. White Publisher loves it. And thus the premise of the movie gets under way. It makes him the money he needs, and more. But in a lot of ways, as all good movies should, it is not really the premise that carries the rest of the movie. It wins hearts with the family drama, that while extremely heavy (grief on many levels), it is carries the plot along lightly, and not without small moments of joy. 

I am always so terrible at saying what I think was Good about a truly Good Movie.

There were two things that stood out for me. That I saw much of myself in Monk, his distance from his family, even if I don't come with the intellectual excuse. I just know well what it is like to be an irascible aging man with identity issues. But also the setting. To drive home the point, this is not a "typical black family", as they are very much Upper Middle Class, with a massive, lovely, family home AND a (not just summer) home on the beach. And a live-in nanny/house keeper who likely helped raise the kids and has lived much of her life in that home. It plays its part, when compared to the fiction that Monk has to create, which had to come from his knowledge of pop-culture depictions, for there is no way he knows this life, but from peripheral exposure. Of course, that charade has to come back to haunt him, and the movie's "LP scratch" moment really felt like the only way to end it all.

Tuesday, February 20, 2024

KsMIRT: ice and fire

 K'sMIRT is Kent's Month in Reviewing Television, where each month(ish) I step through the TV series I completed watching each month in the 1 Great-1 Good-1 Bad format. Behold, finished in February.

This month:
True Detective season 4 - HBO/Max 6 episodes
Mr. & Mrs. Smith season 1 - Amazon Prime 10 episodes

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I had watched Season 1 of True Detective way back in 2014, but I honestly cannot tell you what I thought of it. The reason I write this blog is to record my thoughts on some of the pop culture I consume because otherwise those thoughts will be lost to the ether. My little peanut brain can only hold so much information... like a peanut-sized amount. I treat this blog like Guy Peirce's skin in Memento. If it's not tattooed here, I'm not really going to remember it.

What I know is I didn't watch Season 2, nor Season 3.  I don't know if that reflected as much on a dislike of Season 1 or if it was just the critical drubbing Season 2 received prior or early in its release was enough to put me off the subsequent seasons.  

What I recall of season 1 is thinking Alexandra Daddario was far too young to be having sex with Woody Harrelson, and also something about Lovecraft's King in Yellow being mixed up in all of it. Again, I don't know if those little impressions were good or bad.  Show creator Nic Pizzolatto did not become "a name to look out for", one way or the other.

But this new season of True Detective, subtitled Night Country, starring Jodie Foster and MMA fighter Kali Reis, hooked me from the first commercial. First, it's set in the depths of winter in the far north (Alaska), and desolate, wintery settings are my favourite. Second, it's set in the 30 days of night scenario, where, because of the location on the Earth's axis, there's no sunlight for a month every year. It's a conceit that hasn't been used nearly enough (the opposite setting, of days of no darkness has been used I think more often). Third, well, it's not Pizzolatto in charge, so, maybe the critical disappointment from Season 2  that probably tainted the reception of Season 3 would be scrubbed clean. And fourth, I mean, Jodie Foster, incapable of delivering a bad performance.

Issa Lopez acts as showrunner, writer (or co-writer) and director on every episode of the season and that creative consistency is everything. This is rock-solid storytelling from start to finish, with everything, and I mean everything, feeling entirely consistent and unified for the whole run. While six episodes, it really does feel like it could be a 5-hour movie because of the visual uniformity.  There's also no downtime, no filler, no stalling for time.

The first episode wastes no time in introducing its more metaphysical elements, and it definitely isn't being cagey or shy about it. But it's also very sharp in how it incorporates into the story. The setting is a Native American community that has expanded because of mining operations, but the mine's environmental impact on the town has been having increasingly severe repercussions. The ancestral community and the new community clash over protests around the mine.  With a large indigenous cast of characters, it would have been easy enough to lean into just Native spirituality, but it's clear that there's more going on beyond that, and the bleed between them makes it hard to distinguish, intentionally.

 It's a murder mystery, it's a horror story, it's a political statement, it's a police procedural, and, by nature of a largely female cast and writing crew, it's a complex feminist story as well. 

The story starts with a singular mystery, the disappearance of all members of a remote research station, only to be found naked, frozen together in the ice, looking like a mutated mass of flesh. But as Foster's Chief Danvers investigates this crew, it dredges up a cold case from years earlier that wound up severing her partnership with Reis' Navarro, who moved on becoming a State Trooper. 

The reunion of Danvers and Navarro is enough of a story on its own, but this True Detective tale encompasses the whole town, and there is a pretty broad cast of characters that we meet, and have some role to play in everything involved. It feels like we've met half the town by the time the series is finished, and we certainly have a clear idea of the politics at play, and the conflicts that persist.  

We get deep into Danvers and Navarro's family life, as well as Danvers' new protege, Officer Pete Prior (a breakout performance from Finn Bennett), whose dad (John Hawkes) was originally slated to be Chief before Danvers was assigned, and the contention is palpable.

Night Country is an incredibly deep and thoughtful series, presenting hard edged, flawed characters with a richness that allows you to dislike them, but understand them, and root for them to not just figure out what's going down, but also figure out their own lives as well.

This was an incredible series from start to finish, and watching week to week was somehow both frustrating and satisfying. Each episode is so densely structured that they're filling on their own, but that still doesn't stop them from just seeming like a course of the overall meal.

The finale could have went many different directions. It had the potential to go full blown action or horror spectacular, but it instead goes the detective route without forgetting that the metaphysical still is woven completely throughout the story. It does wind up being satisfying in its resolution without demystifying its paranormal aspect. 

I may not remember Season 1, but this one will stick with me for a long time. Foster does not disappoint in the slightest, playing an exceptionally traumatized character (and hurt people hurt people) while Reis is just an incredible presence who should be allowed to do whatever she wants after this. An immediate favourite performer. I'm very likely buying this one on Blu-ray, because it's worth revisiting.

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Speaking of not remembering things... the 2005 Doug Liman-directed, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie-starring film Mr. & Mrs. Smith holds absolutely no space in my brain. I recall seeing it in theatre when it came out, but I've never revisited it. What I recall is the conceit of the film, two mercenaries, married to each other, are advised they need to kill one another. Watching a film where Brad Pitt physically fights his wife has not aged well as a concept. 

There was a Mr. & Mrs. Smith Hitchcock film in the 1940's but that was a screwball comedy about a warring couple. Then there was a short-lived Mr. & Mrs. Smith action/espionage series in the 90's starring Scott Bakula and Maria Bello that finds two special agents having to pretend they're married and do missions. 

Strangely, this latest Mr. & Mrs. Smith, created and developed by Donald Glover with Francesca Sloane, is deemed to be based off the 2005 film, which gave no credit to the 90's series, even though there's direct parallels there.

This series seemed to come out of nowhere. It's a problem with AmazonPrime where they seemed to have put all their promotional money into a failed Lord of the Rings series and nothing else in the year since. I never seem to know when anything is debuting or returning to Prime. It was actually a TV reviewer I follow that tipped me off to Mr. & Mrs. Smith's premiere two days before it dropped.

I'm always up for more Glover. The love for the Community cast runs fairly deep. But Glover's Atlanta was one of the most creative and experimental series in the past decade that fanned that flame of fandom. Mr. and Mrs. Smith doesn't take a lot of creative risks certainly not as many as Atlanta, but enough to feel elevated from, say, a network action-oriented series.

Glover is the known quantity, the draw, but his co-star, Maya Erskine, is the kaboom, the mind-blowing explosive stick of dynamite that makes the show feel revelatory.  It is a two-hander of a series, where both performers receive top billing, but it does feel like Erskine's show. She seems to be doing the heavier lifting acting and character-wise.

Jane and John Smith are each, independently recruited to a non-descript organization to run high-risk operations. They are selected and partnered and given their new identities as well as a gorgeously renovated brownstone in New York that seems well outside almost everyone's affordability rating.  They are given their missions by an unknown contact they call "HiHi". The first mission is a literal cake walk, but not what it seems and gives them a sense of what they're in for, as well as the tidbit of 3 fails remaining.

Across 10 episodes, the Smiths actually develop feelings for each other, and a genuine partnership is formed, but the missions start exposing their weaknesses as a couple and threaten to tear them apart in the end. Ultimately, if you're aware of the "source" film, they're going to start trying to kill one another, but when it happens it's still pretty shocking, because they do such a good job of wanting these crazy assassins to work it out.

I loved this show. It's full of wonderful action, comedy, romance and intrigue bits, plus it sets up the stakes from the get-go that play out delightfully. Glover leans into his charm, wearing it as a mask with just cracks of vulnerability beneath. He's playing at being a cool agent, but once we really come to realize what a mamma's boy John is, it really spells out his personality. Erskine is, as noted, an explosive performer... she sells everything she needs to sell, including her diagnosed psychopathy, yet it's the way she plays her detached coldness that makes Jane so completely likeable. We're going to be flooded with Erskine as a result of this.

There's some wonderful guest stars in this, including Parker Posey, John Turturro, Michaela Coel, Sarah Paulson, and more, but my favourite was Ron Perlman who is the Smith's escort mission in Italy. As they're young in their "marriage" the conversation of kids comes up, and, hilariously, Perlman basically acts like a toddler throughout the episode, testing both of their parenting mettle. It's a freaking delight, and Perlman kills the assignment without being too cartoony about it.

It's a great looking show, handing the romance and the action with equal style and verve. The globetrotting aspect must have made it an expensive shoot, but all the different locations are shot beautifully. Each episode has a mini-movie feel, but they also all chain with each other so that consuming them is all too easy.

The first season leaves a second season teased up and a full possibility. Hell, we still know absolutely nothing about the organization they work for by the end of the final episode.  With Amazon dropping the whole season in one shot, it just means the wait for another season is going to feel that much longer.  Lady Kent and I wanted more immediately upon completion.


Monday, February 19, 2024

Go-Go-Godzilla #25: Godzilla vs Megaguirus

Director: Masaaki Tezuka
Year: 2000
Length: 105 minutes


The Gist
:
The G-Graspers division of the Japan Self-Defence Force (or whatever acronymic organization is now in charge of defending the country in this film) plans on using a plasma energy device to develop a miniature black hole - fired from a satellite in space, the Dimension Tide - to swallow Godzilla and end his threat forever. There's no way this can go wrong, ridght?  

Oops, after testing they've left a tear in the spacetime continuum. A creature has come through, left an egg behind, then disappeared back into the tear. A young boy finds the shining silver egg and hides it away. His family moves to Tokyo where the egg has cracked open in the move. He disposes of the egg down a sewer and that's that. All good, right? Nothing to worry about.

Oops. The egg enters mitosis and starts rapidly growing. Soon there's a giant bug creature on the loose feeding on unsuspecting humans in surprisingly grizzly scenes, changing after each feeding. It's not long before it attracts the attention of Godzilla, and their  (off-screen) conflict attracts the attention of the G-Graspers who take off Thunderbirds/Gatchaman-style in the advanced fighter jet Griffon. They're too late to witness the battle, but they find a bug carcass and manage to plant a tracker on Godzilla

Turns out, there's not just one bug, but a whole swarm of them, and their's rapid underwater growth in the city's water tables is causing extensive flooding resulting in an evacuation of parts of Tokyo. The swarm of thousands of Meganulas fly to Godzilla and start attacking, sensing Godzilla is an energy source.  Godzilla heats up his own body before blasting as many of them out of the sky as possible but, before he can finish them off, the Dimension Tide is fired and Godzilla is zapped into a black hole... and that's that. Movie done.

But no! Godzilla saw it coming and buried himself in the dirt and survives.  Big G stares down the Griffon team, as if to say "nice try assholes".

The Meganulas swarm flees back to Tokyo, where a mege-mega egg lay in wait. The Meganulas feed the egg the energy they received from Godzilla and die, but a new titan is born, the Megaguirus, like the queen of the Meganulas, sort of like a killer bees species...territorial and aggressive. 

Godzilla and Megaguirus fight while the G-Graspers try to tee them both up to get blasted by the Dimension Tide. Unfortunately Megaguirus' high frequency attacks disrupt both the sattelite and the Griffon and the humans are out of the fight. 

But when it's revealed that there's actually a Plasma energy prototype being developed in Tokyo it makes sense why Godzilla was coming back again. And so, with systems rebooted, the humans take one last stab at firing the Dimension Tide. All seems successful, but weeks later, a seismic reading leaves the possibility that Godzilla somehow escaped his fate....

Godzilla, Friend or Foe:
I mean, the humans of the film are only about getting rid of him...but he's the one that needs to take care of this human-generated Megaguirus problem. So...yes.

Anyone Worth Caring About?
I get fooled every time. The opening sequence focuses on female ranger Kiriko Tsujimori, who loses her leader when he saves her from falling debris from a Godzilla-ravaged building. She's later the leader of the G-Graspers...
She recruits miniaturist and microwave expert Hajime to help with their project, and he's pretty sweet on her from the get-go. But she's so Godzilla-foused, she just rolls her eyes at his flirtations. She's got a pretty steely determination.  She also gets to punch a greedy bureaucrat in the face so that's fun. And in the end, with Hajime the guy in the chair, and Kiriko flying the Griffon, they fulfill her objective of ending the threat of Godzilla, and they continue flirting.
I like them both.

The Samesies:
Oh, the Megaguirus is a flying kaiju. Great. Because Toho's had such a great track record with flying kaiju.
This one at least gets flapping wings and GCI effects to help dramatize the effect of its power, but it still looks pretty bad (and boy are the strings ever so obvious).  Like every flying Kaiju it creates sonic booms when it flies that destroy things in its wake, it can create massive wind gusts when it flaps its wings.

Evacuations and mass panic sequence (but with a bit of comedy) as Godzilla heads for Tokyo. Reuse of the original Godzilla theme as he emerges into the bay.

It's been established numerous times over in the Godzilla films that big G will go wherever the opposing threat is, but here the G-Graspers don't seem to understand why he's heading for Tokyo. They don't even consider that it's to face off against Megaguirus.


The Differences:
This film starts as a pseudo-sequel to the original, except with a new alt history where Japan has banned all use of nuclear energy, relocated it center to Osaka, and is entirely focused on developing clean energy. They develop Plasma energy in 1996, but even that is enough of a draw to attract the creature, so that has to be ceased. There is a montage of scenes recreated from the original Gojira with this current Godzilla, in black and white even, with a voice over (the first in Godzilla films).

The opening battle against an rampaging Godzilla is handled by foot soldiers with bazookas, which was pretty exciting (there's something about seeing people against Godzilla rather than the usual 5 minute montage of tanks assembling and firing... hey, both bazookas and tanks are equally in effective, but at least we get some human reaction out of this one). Some of the miniature work in these scenes is really clunky, and unintentionally funny.

While we've had the three different Super X model hover tanks of the Heisei era, and the astro-soldiers of Destroy All Monsters and Invasion of the Astro-Monster in the Showa era, but this one really goes for the kitted-out anime-style action hero force with the G-Graspers.

I can't believe this is the first time we've ever seen anyone climb onto Godzilla. I doubly can't believe he would even notice, but he does. Sensitive creature.

We've only gotten a few underwater scenes before in Godzilla, but there's some submersible images - some CGI, some miniatures, some practical - that mostly pretty fun.

In Godzilla 2000, like in many of these films there's often a character who is all about killing Godzilla, and then there's the counterpoint (typically lead) character who is about studying and protecting Godzilla. In this case our lead character, Major Kiriko Tsujimori is the one hell-bent on Godzilla's destruction, even at one point authorizing use of the black hole gun before it is ready or they know what the side effects will be. Dangerous.

It's got a big, sweeping, pounding, somewhat 90's superhero/action film-inspired score from Michiru Oshimawhich I really, really liked.

It also has a post-credits scene (another first for a Godzilla), where the little boy from earlier is at school when it seems Godzilla emerges again.

The Message:
When you're afraid of something, you don't run. It's a stand-out line Kiriko says her mentor taught her, but you know...it's never really applied to the story at all.

Rating (out of 5 Zs):  ZZZ
There's a good progression throughout all of this. Everything sort of tracks and moves from A-to-B-to-C-to-D. There's no wild swings or randomness.

I enjoyed a lot of this, but it's unfortunate how really bad CGI (which almost all of the Meganulas scenes are terrible late-90's era quality CGI effects) can put a damper on it.  The fight between Godzilla and Megaguirus is very dynamic, the most dynamic Godzilla fight yet. However, it's often framed poorly and its CGI fails to benefit it, so it's far from perfect. But it's still pretty entertaining.  I hear there some incredible Millennium Era films still to come so I really, really look forward to those based on this.

Sleepytime Factor:
Surprisingly, no sleepiness. I was really entertained by this one.



Go-Go-Godzilla #24: Godzilla 2000: Millennium [American Dub]

Director: Takao Okawara
Year: 1999
Length: 99 minutes (the American version is 8 minutes shorter than the original)

The Gist:
Yuji is the founder of the Godzilla Protection Network. They track, follow and study Godzilla to try and find peaceful ways of existing with the creature, as well as learn from it. Yuji's smarmy tween daughter Io works with him, and they've lately be joined by reporter Yuki looking to get a big Godzilla story and pictures.
Yuji used to work closely with Shiro, but when Shiro decided to work for the Crisis Control Intelligence (CCI), an organization hell-bent on destroying Godzilla, the their friendship fractured.

But a recent discovery of a strange meteorite at the bottom of the ocean unveil the threat of an alien spaceship, one that hacks the entire pre-Millennium internet and steals every bit of data, threatening to destroy all technologically stored information like the Y2K bug manifest into something corporeal. 

In reality, Yuji and Shiro, reunited, discover that the alien is interested in Godzilla's regenerative ability called Regenerator G-1 (in the American dub, in the original Japanese it's called Organizer G-1).  CCI director Katagiri, who wants Godzilla dead more than anything, also wants to blow up the alien spaceship, and his failed attempt summons Godzilla to Shinjuku district of Tokyo, where the King of Monsters battles with the ufo, only for the UFO to manage to scan Godzilla, discover Regenerator G-1 and morph into a gigantic hulking beast called Orga. The two tussle, and Orga regenerates and mutates at a rapid rate, and at one point tries to swallow Godzilla whole!

Godzilla gets the best of the beast, and in the end comes eye-to-eye with Katagiri. The man and beast stare each other down, Godzilla seemingly knows this man has been trying to kill him over and over. The beast tears the building out from under Katagiri, and the man disappears into the collapsing structure. 

Godzilla, Friend or Foe:
Well, the Alien threat is actually the bigger menace, as they both want to use the Regnerator G-1 DNA to themselves adapt and become Godzilla sized beast and rule the planet as well as terraform it to be more habitable to its native species.

The Samesies:
I thought for sure this time we were going to get a real human story out of this. There was such focus put on Yuji, Io, and Yuki at the beginning that I thought a makeshift family comedy/romance was going to happen. And then Yuji runs into Katagiri and there's history there, a palpable animosity. But the reunion of Yuji and Shiro was delightful... all amounting to nothing. As typical for a Godzilla film, it drops the human characters almost completely in the final act. This just had the unusual perk of having good character set up before then.




The Differences:

Godzilla's been reduced in size again, like the size of a 12 story building. So the larger skyscrapers tower over him. He's been redesigned with a lot more jagged edges, bigger spine fins, and a more angular, fanged mouth. His spines have a purple-pink tinge which I liked, which makes me think this is a bit of what the very pink-tinged Godzilla in the new Kong x Godzilla film is pulling from.

This is the first film to employ extensive CGI. Most of it is noticeable but most of it is used in a practical way to enhance live effects or the suit. Using the CG allowed for some really ambitious composite shots where there was activity in both the fore and background (and sometimes in the middle ground). There's three really egregious CGI scenes. The early scene in which the windshield explodes is utterly terrible looking (wondering if this was intended for a 3-D effect), a very brief scene of Godzilla swimming underwater, and the first transformation scene of the UFO into Orga.  I was surprised, though, that I wasn't offended or put off by most of the CGI...the attempts to do something new with it in that early time of the technology with a much lower budget than American blockbusters feels kind of quaint instead.

Godzilla, in previous films, when he finished putting whatever invading threat down, would retreat into the sea. Here, when Godzilla finishes off Orga, and then takes Katagiri off the board, proceeds to just absolutely torch Shinjuku. Just fires his breath, moves in a circular pattern, as if just saying "fuck you, humans". 

Anyone Worth Caring About?:
No, they really whiffed with Yuji and Yuko's romance. They didn't invest in any of the relationships, really, and also didn't really involve the characters in the third act at all.

The Message:
It's about Y2K panic. And ripping off Independence Day.

Rating (out of 5 Zs)
ZZZ 

Sleepytime Factor:
I was surprisingly into it. I only *almost* nodded off during the sequence where the CCI is attempting to stop Godzilla's rampage with their new missiles, but given that the army was *finally* having some effect on the big beast, I managed to stay awake.
I did almost fall asleep writing this recap though.