Saturday, August 26, 2023

100 - 1 - 1 -1 TeeVee: Black Mirror S06

Herein, I adapt Kent's One's format for reviewing TV, because its always hard to find something to say about each episode of a show, that you have watched in entirety. To summarize: 100 words to describe the show/season, 1 Great Thing, 1 Good Thing, 1 Bad Thing.

Of note, I don't give this write-up the justice the season is due, because I leave that to Kent. These are my brief words using Kent's format. In a rather condensed form. Very rather.

And Spoilers motherfucker. (Sorry, that was me channeling Salma Hayek as Joan)

2023, Netflix

What 100: Joan is Awful is the best of the season, with Joan finding herself depicted as a terrible person on a Netflix-like show. Loch Henry is just a murder-mystery horror short. Beyond the Sea is an alt-timeline spaceflight story which leads us down a terrible garden path. Mazey Day is a wonderful horror short that needs to be a proper (SPOILER!) werewolf movie. Demon 79 is another horror movie short that is the second best of the lot. Do we see a theme here, from a series that was originally about technology gone wrong?

1-The Great: The proper chilling, disturbing, proper cautionary scifi tale of Joan is Awful which I thought was just going down the cringe fiction for the sake of cringe, but emerged a layered nuanced layered story of determination and reality. And funny AF. And cringe, let's not forget the cringe. But the idea of Annie Murphy (Kevin Can Go F**k Himself) playing Joan but also herself against Salma Hayek (Desperado) playing Joan, on TV, but also herself ending with a quantum computer (those new almost steampunk depictions of computers that are all glass and brass are The New Thing) that is building endless layers of reality is just ... well, pure Black Mirror. Also, we cannot overlook the use of recognizable faces such as Ben Barnes, Himesh Patel and Michael Cera as background characters is also a statement.  

Meanwhile, Demon 79 is just a splendiferous pair of performances in a very dark, comic tale of demonic pacts. Set in 1979 in small town England, Nida imagines murdering her racist coworker at the department store. And also the local perv. And probably, eventually, the local MAGA-style (MGBGA?) political candidate. Hiding out in the basement with her "smelly biryani", she finds a talisman and awakens a demon, who at first is all scary AF, but then puts on the face of one of the Boney M gang. Still, he's a demon, and she has to murder three people in very real life, or The World Will End. Does she want to do it, does she NOT want to do it? Why do demons who put pacts upon people have the ability to make THAT pact the world ending pact for EVERYONE? Is this just a comment that we are indeed the Main Characters of our own stories? You wouldn't think the Powers That Be would put such massively powerful pacts out there in the Temptation Game. One fuckup and POOF, the game ends for all the players. And what if the screw up the game by accident? <big evil grin>

1-The Good: Loch Henry is only disappointing in that it is a rather classic horror short story but it is still so very tightly told and performed. It could easily have been one of the flicks we watched during a UK entry for our 31 Days of Halloween run, but I guess I agree, that it might not fit entirely into the whole Black Mirror world. 

Meanwhile, Mazey Day only ends up in the Good because it was just too short, and I could really just enjoy an entire movie on the concept. But I admit fully, I am partial to werewolf stories. A paparazzo (not often you see the singular) chases down a story involving a celebrity (what else?) who may have had a breakdown, may have done something bad. Probably both. But what she ends up finding is both what she needed to find, and the nail in the coffin on selling her soul to the industry she was trying to get out of. 

1-The Bad: I would only lump Beyond the Sea into the Bad because I really did not like the toxic masculinity explored. The actual telling of the movie-length story, an alternate history of the American space race where the astronauts can project themselves back to Earth for brief periods, enclosed in robot shells that perfectly mimic the astronauts, is great. It was a tale of its time, the American Space Race of the late 60s, including the intervention of an anti-tech cult that take the lives of one astronaut's family, leaving him forever stranded in space without relief. Forever? Well, until their journey is over.

David (Josh Hartnett, The Lovers) is a classic American astronaut: handsome, outgoing with an adoring family. Cliff (Aaron Paul, Westworld) is quiet, introspective, reads science-fiction and is utterly domineering to his wife. When David loses his family, Cliff offers to let him ride his robot body and spend time back on Earth with his wife Lana (Kate Mara, Fantastic Four) in the isolated house in the country. Soon, just being on Earth is not enough for David, especially since he thinks he's better than Cliff. That leads down a very dark, tragic path that I really didn't care for, but if anything, was the only other on-brand story in the season.

Tuesday, August 22, 2023

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One

2023, Christopher McQuarrie (Edge of Tomorrow) -- cinema

Thanks to Kent for seeing this for the second time, so as to indulge me.

Thanks to the major amount of brain fog being suffered the day of, and not really the two-shot bourbon sour (man, do I enjoy VIP viewing; comfy seats and "table service" is how I only ever want to see movies now) but I didn't and don't really have much to say about the movie. It was ... alright. 

I was not as annoyed about it as much as I found myself being about the other ones, which was solidified by a recent undocumented backwards (in reverse order) rewatch. So many thing about them just bug me, primarily being the fact that the IMF and/or Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise, Young Guns) keep on getting disavowed each and every movie! And not in the manner that they are warned about in the self-destructing "tapes" that kick off many adventures, but in the way that the US government decides they are too-rogue this time. But, of course, they do end up Saving the World, so all is forgiven. Until the next movie.

But did anything really stick with me? Kinda sorta maybe? How do I communicate that it made no emotional impact on me at all, and throughout the entire movie I was pretty much evenly engaged but nothing impressed me. It was a blockbuster movie, full of spectacle and pretty people. That is all.

OK, that annoys me in retrospect. At least in the previous movies, there were scenes of spectacle that are more than memorable.  The swirling around inside the really stupid stupid data centre from Rogue Nation - as a computer reference, its dumb, but it looked really cool. And the destruction of The Kremlin from Ghost Protocol was wow-ing even if it was really just another instance of Tom Cruise Running; major level destruction is always impressive (though really disappointed we have not at least done a passing reference to the re-building of the Kremlin in following movies). 

So, in this movie, we are supposed to be wow-ed by the train-wreck (*cough* and *snort*) and by the mountain motorcycle jump. But to be honest, I did it better while playing Uncharted 2: Among Thieves. I say I because it was me holding the controller. I will have to rewatch The Movie to see if Nathan Drake did some train-hopping (better or worse?) in that movie (speaking of non-memorable movies). But to be honest the whole "vehicle hanging off the edge" was done better in 2012. This was by-the-numbers only. And the jump? Well, once you have watched the impressive BTS (not the band) footage, the actual shot is boring. The actual stunt is fucking incredible and ... wow, does it severely diminishes what Hunt does.

The central MacGuffin of this movie is an AI, another quantum computer cast in brass, that ... goes rogue? I honestly cannot remember whether the computer went rogue or the US Govt introduced something to make it go rogue, but there it is, a Bad Guy AI that Ethan is tasked with finding ... before any other world government finds it. The mildly interesting idea here is that the US Govt is not necessarily the Good Guy in this movie, so Ethan and team are more about neutralizing this AI than claiming it for the Good Ol US of A. Like most MacGuffin AIs of late, its one of the types that can "control any network, any system". 

Nathan re-enlists Ilsa (does it seem weird referring to them by first name, like they are friends? Rebecca Ferguson, Silo) who is on the run from a number of people (weird bit of unexpected continuity) as she intercepted half of a Key that is used to unlock the MacGuffin. They make some point about how the key can be verified by matching it with its make, making it do the slide & clicky thing, and then the red lights go green. Couldn't anyone just hire Adam Savage to make a fake key-pair prop that could convince someone they have the key(s) ? That way, Hunt can take the one half of the key he has and let the Bad Guys run around with the Fake Key(s) until they locate the actual AI. Alas no, best to find the other half of the Key.

The Meeting of the Key is probably my favourite sequence, taking place in an airport where IMF Recruit (I mean, why else is she in the movie?) Grace the Thief (Hayley Atwell, Christopher Robin) is making a deal. Nine thousand pick pocket deceptions, and one nuclear fakeout later, Ethan and Grace are making googly eyes at each other; but can you blame him? Her, I expect better taste. 

The airport sequence leads to a super-charged Fiat car-chase in Rome which leads to a fancy dance club (sans John Wick) where all the pretty people are pulled together in a single room: Ethan, Ilsa, Grace, returning Bad Guy White Widow (Vanessa Kirby, About Time) and new Henchperson Paris (saying it that way makes me want to see a bunch of shorts called "The Further Adventures of Henchperson Paris" directed by Luc Besson; Pom Klementieff, Old Boy) -- briefly. This scene leads to what should be the most annoying bit of the movie, the fridge-ing of Ilsa, but I had already heard about it through a spoiler, and honestly, we cannot have TWO women competing for the affections of Ethan Hunt. That would just be (more) unseemly than 30sumthin ladies being chased after by 60suthin Hunt. So yeah, someone's gotta die. I am more rolling my eyes than annoyed at this point.

The Death of Ilsa barely phases Hunt and they are off chasing the Orient Express (sans Hercule Poirot) before White Widow does her deal with the Key(s). Ethan misses the train, so has to do the Jump Bike Off Mountain stunt, but (hand-wavey) whatever, land on train via parachute (yawn). Fight Bad Guys, train go boom, and Ethan and Grace end up doing the climbing-through stunt as the train crashes all around them. Wait, is THIS the Big Destruction bit of the movie? The fact they just fucked the Orient Express and one of its world famous routes? Maaaaybe?

So, train saved (not really), and Ethan is off to find the MacGuffin AI before anyone else does.

And Grace is officially subbing for Ilsa. And they have a NEW new recruit -- Henchperson Paris, who is all Ethan-Didn't-Bonk-Me-on-the-Head-With-a-Pipe-So-I'm-Reformed-Now which I am entirely fine with. And... the movie ends. Oh yeah, two-parter thingy. I didn't actually forget this time, like I did with Spider-Verse.

So, they have the key(s). So, why not just toss them/it into a volcano and be done with it. The MacGuffin AI can sit in the bottom of the ocean and no other world Govt can make use of it. Is it just because its still somehow active, doing Arch Villainy stuff via some sort of uplink? So, then, just kill that. Like, bomb the fuck out of the submerged... sub. By now, I have lost the thread of what the IMF is doing beyond getting from point A to B and doing things along the way, and always with the running.

Wednesday, August 16, 2023

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): Simulant

2023, April Mullen (Wynonna Earp) -- download

Oh, it's over. But not before it weakly presented a bunch of ideas about AI, what it is to be human and the value of choice.

Sad and angry cop Kessler (Sam Worthington, Avatar) is investigating a robot crime involving Esme (Alicia Sanz, From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series), which leads him to her apartment where Casey (Simu Lie, Kim's Convenience) is her neighbour. Her crime is that she is a simulant, a humanoid looking robot, which despite being an eye-rolling permutation of replicant, is still all metal and bright, shiny lights under the realistic skin, a simulant who was living independently. She was not following the 4 (four!) robot laws: don't harm people, must obey all people, don't break laws and don't alter yourself or other simulants. I guess she was breaking the last one, but in escaping she also hurts Kessler. 

Meanwhile Evan (Robbie Amell, ARQ) and Faye (Jordana Brewster, The Fast and the Furious) are living an idyllic life in an idyllic house, except every day is pretty much like the other, and Evan can't go into "that room". Why? Well, duh, because Evan (they do a feeble attempt at Not Letting Us Know) is a simulant, part of an option available to (assumingly) very rich humans who lose a loved one. His brain was replicated (simulanted?) and while he thinks he is Evan, he is just Evan 2.0. Eventually Faye can't deal anymore and reveals to him what he is. She could just turn him off, but... and therein lies the rub - despite people doing their best to think of these machines as just machines, they have also done a pretty damn good job of having them act exactly like people, and the emotional lines are blurred.

The intersection of plots comes when Faye dumps Evan in a hotel and Casey is living across the hall, like he did with Esme, before she was caught by Kessler and wiped/reset. Casey is a hacker, a simulant sympathizer, who believes they are capable of and should be free. So he does so with Evan. But the problem with taking a bite from the apple is that you human choice means the ability to make shitty choices. Casey has good intentions in mind but...

The movie pretty much does only feeble attempts at introducing the usual AI / robot questions, but without ever going too deeply into it. Its one of those situations where the film makers know their demographic, so don't want to overwhelm them with ideas. I watch a lot of these movies, usually seeking something new, or novel, in the mix. And while this movie could have focused on the single Evan / Faye story, I imagine the Purple Suits decided it needed more action-y thriller-y stuff, so tossed in the bot-cop subplot, but not successfully.

Tuesday, August 15, 2023

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): Extraction 2

2023, Sam Hargrave (Extraction) - Netflix

I really should have published this post directly after publishing the Atomic Blonde one, when it chronologically meant something and I remembered more about it, but here we are. As we often are.

I was really looking forward to this sequel, actually hinging on that final scene in the first movie where we see a blurry image of Tyler Rake (Chris Hemsworth, Ghostbusters) on the edge of swimming pool, seemingly returning to connect with Ovi, the boy who's life he saved, after miraculously surviving the kill shot on the bridge.

Alas, this sequel forgets all about that scene and picks almost immediately after the fall from the bridge. Instead of proceeding from the above scene, which was 8 months later, we visit those months of recovery and self-doubt and recuperation after they pull him from the river, isolated in a cabin in rural Austria (It's almost like someone made a typo in the script, and instead of him returning to his cabin in rural Australia, he ends up here. "But Mr. Hargrave, we already have the winter cabin by the lake built and all the production staff hired!!").

Rake is a bit of a whiney boy (or Sad Action Hero, as the trope calls it) who requires external validation that he is needed, before finding motivation. In the first, he had his best friend and handler Nikki Khan (Golshifteh Farahani, The Night Eats the World) pull him into a job to save a boy, a reflection on the son he couldn't save. This time he is approached to save his sister-in-law, and her children, from the prison where they are kept with her crime boss husband, in Georgia - the country not the American state. This request comes via a mysterious handler Alcott (Idris Elba, Luther) at the behest of Rake's ex-wife Mia (Olga Kurylenko, Quantum of Solace). It works and gets Rake off his crutches and out into the Austrian cold for a work-out recovery montage.

That bit, Elba's character, is kind of out place, but I guess he is still just happy with collecting a paycheck from playing tertiary characters? The role seems more one of those Doing a Friend a Favour roles than anything. Reminds me of his toss-away role in the Ghost Rider movie.

The remainder of the movie can be broken down into the three major action sequences. The first, the actual extraction from the prison in Georgia, is the selling point, the (now) signature Hargrave stitched-together "single-take" chase from a prison to a train to an industrial complex in a forest. The next moves us to an Austrian skyscraper, and the final, a church in Georgia. I don't really have anything to say about this particular movie's plot but comment on the sequences, especially the first, which was just another of Hargrave's experiments on singular flows of continuity, which is obviously why the Russo Bros (producers) chose him for these movies. They are beautiful ballets of ultra-violence, a playground for the action-figure character of Rake to move through. There are prison yard riots, gauntlet runs through tunnels, a train fight and a vehicle chase through a blue-tinted forest, as Hargrave chases the violence around with a camera strapped to his chest, swinging in, around, over and often through the shots.

The plot, as if it mattered, loses a bit in comparison to the first, by expanding scope. I usually prefer my romps in ultra-violence contained to a few players (Wick being the exception), and by expanding Rake's extraction to a greater team of disposable black-suited support, who slowly diminish, we are supposed to understand the greater import to it all... or is it just more people to be shot/blown-up by the countless black-suited henchfolk on the Bad Guy's side? 

I want to see a movie that shows us the recruiting & training company for these black-suited henchfolk. I know it was been explored in comics and animation, but a proper movie that sets up a counter-organization to all these well-funded mercenary outfits and espionage agencies, providing semi-well-trained soldiers prepared to die for whatever megalomanic needs to hire them.

Tuesday, August 8, 2023

KWIF: Barbie (+3)

KWIF is Kent's Week in Film where each week (or so) I have a spotlight movie which I write a longer, thinkier piece about, and then whatever else I watched that week I do a quick little summary of my thoughts. 

This Week:
Barbie (2023, d. Greta Gerwig - In Theatre)
They Cloned Tyrone (2023, d. Juel Taylor - Netflix)
Demons (1985, d. Lamberto Bava - Blu-ray)
Demons 2 (1986, d Lamberto Bava - Blu-ray)

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It's more than mildly amusing that one of the most hotly anticipated movies among both cinephiles and little girls under the age of 10 was a movie about Barbie, of all things.  It's not really a surprise that Barbie is a box office success, but it is a triumph for many other reasons.

The fervour around Barbie prior to its debut is a testament to just how big an impact Greta Gerwig's arrival in the director's chair -- first with Lady Bird and then with Little Women -- has had on the industry.  Critics, who by and large are a tremendously cynical bunch when it comes to big budget, IP-driven films, have been exceptionally excited for the film's arrival.  As much of the hype of Barbie comes from film nerds and professionals as it does from the Warner/Mattel marketing machine, if not moreso. 

That Barbie, in one week, grossed over a half-billion dollars and has for Warner Bros. filled up the deficit gulf created by The Flash marks a monolitic shift in perception of Gerwig as a director and writer.  Partnered with her significant other, noted indie darling Noah Baumbach, Gerwig has delivered pretty much the exact payoff that the cinephiles were hoping for: a wildly entertaining, socially intelligent, visually spectacular, culturally explosive and, above all, thoughtful film whose success may finally crack the shell of cinematic universe making that has had a stranglehold over the film industry for over a decade and push it into new territory.  Maybe.  We'll see. (Hollywood has long learned the wrong lesson about successful films, so we'll wait to see if IPs wind up the hands of creators who have a strong vision for the material, or if the studios just start making more toys-come-to-life films and wonder why they all bomb).

Barbie is not perfect, not as a film and especially not as a feminine ideal.  There are a host of criticisms that can be laid upon the high-heel crippled feet of Barbie and her manufacturers for decades worth of subliminally traumatizing and dispiriting the little girls who played with her, all in the name of commerce, and Gerwig does poke at some of them, but it's also aware of the potential Barbie, in her role as the earliest of influencers to wee lassies, can do to inspire.  It's still a film in service of an IP that needs to generate a profit for its corporate owners, so there is a limit to how damning the film can be, but what it does manage to say, it says boldly, and clearly.

The film starts (with narration from Helen Mirren) in the pinkest realm of them all, Barbieland, where 50% of the population is named "Barbie", 40% is named "Ken", and the rest are one-offs (Pregnant Midge was discontinued).  Barbies hold all the most esteemed jobs (president, astronauts, supreme court justices, doctors) as well as the important ones (construction workers, trash collectors).  Kens may have a minor function, but for the most part are there to be (hopefully) noticed by Barbie.  They want nothing more than Barbie's attention.

Our main Barbie is "Stereotypical Barbie" (Margot Robbie), who exists to have the best day ever every day. She has the best dream house, the best wardrobe, the best cars, the best life. But when Stereotypical Barbie begins to have feelings of self-consciousness and fear of death, the sheen of her plastic world begins to mar. Weird Barbie (Kate McKinnon), the one who got played with too hard, advises her that she needs to head out into the real world and find her child, and help cheer them up.  So to the real world it is, then, (it's a filmic conceit, don't think too hard about it) with stereotypical Ken (Ryan Gosling) stowing away.

Barbie is immediately affronted by the real world of Los Angeles. She's immediately assailed by the leers of salacious men, whose every ogling carry an undertone of violence.  It's a hazy, busy world, that is thoroughly upsetting to Barbie, but Ken cottons on immediately that it's a man's world and that he finally feels liberated. Scratch that. Ken, upon picking up the nature of the world, feels entitled. The world belongs to good looking, talentless men like him.


As Barbie seeks out on her journey to try and improve someone else's life, Ken starts fixating on improving his own. He ascribes immediately to the concept of the patriarchy and heads back alone to Barbie land to bestow his newfound "knowledge" upon the other Kens.

It all, obviously culminates in a battle of the sexes, but it's not a film that sets out to demonize men. It's a film that is explicitly damning of the patriarchy and exemplifies quite effectively its harm on both women and men. 

It carries pretty potent messages for the world little girls are entering into and the one grown women have to contend with. It's not deep feminist theory, but it's a powerful starting point for the uninitiated, wrapped in the form of a comedic summer blockbuster.

It's a film that, very cautiously, does not deign to think it can change the world, but at the same time, it doesn't deny that change is possible, even if it is slow in coming. 

The film is a vibrant spectacle, with a killer bespoke soundtrack that is part of its own meta ambience. It owes a debt to Toy Story and The Lego Movie but finds its own path with "toys come to life" with its own absurd brilliance. 

Barbie should be a landshift in terms of where cinema goes next, in terms of studios and IP owners understanding the power that women - as both creators and consumers - can have when the product that is made for them is made by them as well. What's more, Barbie isn't a film made for little girls alone, or for women, it's a film that anyone but the most toxic of personalities could enjoy.  

It's not critic-proof (I've read many good critical assessments about the film's feminism-lite approach, its bifurcated scripting, its inability to fully escape commercial interests, or how the humour didn't resonate) but the wonderful thing about what Gerwig has created with this film is the expected backlash from the chest-thumping Alpha-Chads will only serve to prove the film's point and further its message about the toxicity of the patriarchy and the harm it does to everyone. 

I loved it.

The Flash Scale: dug a hole and buried it, pronounced it dead and proceeds in forgetting it ever existed.

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With a rhyming title that evokes a sense of both whimsy and alarm, They Cloned Tyrone is the debut film from director Juel Taylor (co-writer of Creed II and Space Jam: A New Legacy) that is boldly confident in its style and message, while also providing space for its three leads (John Boyega, Teyonah Parris, and Jamie Foxx) to deliver amazing performances that remind you what movie stars are.  It's a science-fiction satire that finds small time boss Fontaine (Boyega) getting gunned down by his local nemesis, only to wake up fresh and fit the next day, none the wiser.  Except pimp Slick Charles (Foxx) knows he was deader than dead, and with sex worker/Nancy Drew enthusiast Yo-yo accompanying them they begin to suss out something funky is going on in The Glen.

The most immediate effect of the movie is the grainy texture it adopts as part of its style. It hearkens back to blacksploitation and grindhouse movies of the 70's but also direct-to-video genre productions of the 80's. It's partly a nostalgia throw-back, but it also establishes a layer of dirtiness overtop of the proceedings, that is at once a lack of crispness or cleanliness, but also acts as sort of a membrane between the real world and what's on screen.  

It's a little less blacksploitation, a lot less grindhouse, and much more into 80's lower-budget scifi, and that is totally my sweet spot. It delivers a very fun romp that settles somewhere between Attack the Block (another great Boyega-starrer) and Black Dynamite, in that it's not being meta about its genre send-ups but its still sending up genre in its own way. It's taking styles of filmmaking from the past and remolding it into something both familiar and new.  This is what I wish Demon 79 from the latest season Black Mirror was more like.

 It's thoroughly engaging, really fun, very satisfying, and, like Barbie, has it's own delightfully bespoke, somewhat meta soundtrack.  For all its entertainment, though, it still has something important to say about the spaces carved out for Black and underprivileged people in America's major centers. "Projects" and "ghettos", home territories that are intentionally kept down, allowed to fester and rot by a government and taxpaying public conditioned not to care. It's the film's conceit that suddenly make these areas spaces for big sci-fi experiments, but the metaphor of how these areas are frequently subject to experiments (in planning, funding, education, zoning, or by other means) by parties both wishing to help and hold them back in equal measure.

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In the early turn-of-the-millennium, I happened upon Dario Argento. I cannot immediately recall what got me there, whether it was Phenomena or Suspiria or Deep Red but whatever it was, my affection for his work was immediate. I had many of his 70's and 80's films on DVD (I want to say they were Anchor Bay releases) but I had to cease with the acquisitions to get my finances in order.  As well, I loaned out the collection to the friend of my then fiancee, who a short while later was no longer my fiancee, and I never got the collection back.  It was (and remains) the biggest (and only) regret of that break-up.

Smash cut to 18 years later and I've just started getting my Argento collection back. It's going to be a slow process, as I endeavour to build a collection of physical media for films and directors that I've been ignoring during the heyday of streaming.  

In my impetuousness (and lack of research) I placed the Demons duology high on my acquire list, not realizing that Demons, nor Demons 2 were Argento films...or at least ones in which he was in the director's chair.  He produced them and definitely had a hand in writing them, but the style is all wrong.  In his place is Lamberto Bava, son of the great Mario Bava (another director whose repertoire I'm slowly collecting).

 Lamberto clearly learned from both his father and Argento, but doesn't show the same artistic aptitude as these two great Italian genre directors. Demons and Demons 2 aren't artless, but they don't have anything approximating Bava senior's bold colour palette, and he doesn't share Argento's flair for challenging camera movement.  He can strike a bold visual scene in these films, just not consistently.

Seeing as I didn't even know who the director was, it wouldn't surprise you to learn I also had no idea what these films were. I know Demons had a reputation for being pretty gory, but that's about the extent of it.  There's not really a plot to these films... demons possess people, and the more the scratch and maim and kill, the more demons are created. I learned from the special features on this Synapse Films release, that Demons started out as a piece of an anthology, and it would make much more sense as a 40-60 minute production than as a 90-minute feature.

There are not really main characters to either of these films of any concern or note. Cheryl, the character we first meet in Demons has zero development or defining characteristics, and after meeting George at the movies, he becomes the de-facto heroic figure, not her.  Even then, it doesn't really care about him beyond his bravado and machismo.  The first film takes place almost entirely in the movie theatre, and insinuates there's some ties between the possessions and media but never actually explores this idea.  There's no mythology presented really in either film, and the characters, in between shrieking or relaying verbally the events happening on screen, don't really seem to want to explore the whys or hows of it all.  It runs off zombie logic (becoming a "demon" seems to be an infection, and the demons don't seem terribly sentient).

Demons feels like The Evil Dead without personality. It has a lot of gross-out gags (there's an immense amount of goopy goo splattering and oozing all over the place) and some above average creature effects (the growing nails and teeth are particularly fun), and as vapid a piece as it is, it's still pretty fun.

Demons 2 borrows liberally from the apartment complex terror of Cronenberg's Shivers and full on cops the acid blood and chestbursting of Alien, but it's all to lesser effect than those films and to its predecessor. Demons 2 hits the reset button from the nihilistic ending of the first film, and then starts all over again as the demons emerge from the TV this time, rather than the cinema (and it doesn't make a lick of sense).  Again, if there's a metaphor, the film is decidedly not interested in exploring it. It's out for cheap shocks, and that's about it. Demons 2 has the added prestige of being in a post-Gremlins world, and creates and ludicrous and ugly sequence where a really silly looking puppet monster attacks a woman that seems like a knock-off-of-a-knock-off in the puppet-horror genre.  It's "hero" character is a square jawed charisma-less lunk who the film seems as disinterested in spending time with as the audience. His wife is pregnant and, had they learned anything from Cronenberg, there was some real body horror to get into with demon possession there, but, again, they take the least interesting path with it.  Even the goopy-goo is toned down, so the silly violence is that much more toothless.

They're both kind of bad movies, but in differing ways. Demons has a bad-meaning-good verve to it that Demons 2 is lacking. There's a particular heavy metal attitude in the first that seems watered down into synth pop popcorn fun for the sequel.  Neither film is particularly scary and the gross-out funnel is really on effective for so long in the first.

The Flash Scale - equal to or less than. 

Sunday, August 6, 2023

100 - 1 - 1 -1 TeeVee: The Bear S02

Herein, I adapt Kent's One's format for reviewing TV, because its always hard to find something to say about each episode of a show, that you have watched in entirety. To summarize: 100 words to describe the show/season, 1 Great Thing, 1 Good Thing, 1 Bad Thing.

2023, Disney+

What 100: Didn't write about S01, but here we go. Carmen Berzatto returns to Chicago to run the family restaurant after his brother commits suicide. Carmy's a renowned chef bearing obvious signs of trauma. In S01 he does his best to resurrect the sandwich shop amidst a thousand and one reasons to fail.

S02 is about gutting the sandwich shop to turn it into a Michelin Star eatery, amidst a thousand and two reasons to fail. As the season progresses, we learn more of the family trauma, marvel at what they are doing and finally give some redemption arcs. And show food.

1-The Great: The gentle bits. This show is all about the trauma so the welcome respites of tenderness are like a cold bottle of lager on a hot summer day. Forks will be and is the one everyone is talking about, where consummate fuck-up Richie gets to flip from having absolutely no idea how he is contributing, to finding out exactly how to. Also, even when the trauma is dialed up to 11, the performances are exquisite. This is the kind of show that I should be always watching.

2-The Good: The food. Of course I will enjoy a show about food, and while I am the first to not subscribe to "high cuisine" I can always enjoy people talking passionately about making and consuming food. I don't even like straight eggs, but that omelet with the sour cream and onion chips? <chef's kiss>

3-The Bad: The trauma. Cringe drama? No, more like wince drama, but to the extreme, as when it all comes down to it, that is what the show is about. Carmy absorbed every ounce of trauma from his family, and when he finally escaped, he just sought it out again. High cuisine kitchens are stereotypically the abusive dysfunctional families of the working world.  And Fishes explains it all amidst a battery of cameo appearances, alcohol abuse, shockingly messy kitchens, psychotic narcissism and violence. So, just when you think the show is going to redeem itself and focus on family healing, it screams in your face. I had to take breaks during some episodes.

Saturday, August 5, 2023

K'sMIRT: unfinished spinich

K'sMIRT is Kent's Month in Reviewing Television, where each month(ish) I step through the TV series I completed watching (or in this case, didn't complete, and may not complete).


The show/seasonPlatonic Season 1 - AppleTV+

Episodes Watched: 7 of 10

Why I no finish?: We were really quite enjoying the reunion of the Neighbours leads with director Nicholas Stoller (who also brought along Luke McFarlane and Guy Branum from Bros.) which finds Rose Byrne and Seth Rogen as estranged best friends rekindling their best-friendship after Rogen's recent break-up with his wife whom Byrne didn't get along with. There's absolutely no will-they/won't-they tension and it is yet another series that could so easily lean into cringe comedy but manages to smartly side step it into, well, maybe not the kindness porn of Ted Lasso, but into something much gentler and affable.

Will I return to it?: Yes, when we re-up AppleTV+ for season 2 of Severence we'll finish it off.


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The show/season: Beef Season 1 - Netflix

Episodes Watched: 3 of 10

Why I no finish?: Speaking of cringe... Beef is extreme cringe, like calling Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm out for being total pussies and doubling down by being a cringe drama instead of cringe comedy. Ali Wong and Stephen Yeun are both amazing as two people in utter despair over their daily lives, that when they start to fued over a road rage incident gone viral, it escalates in increasingly uncomfortable ways. It's fascinating, but unsettling viewing, and each half-hour episode feels like it takes a 3-hour toll.

Will I return to it?: I really want to. It seems like a smart show that, despite painting its two leads with increasingly ugly colours, still finds its sympathies lay with them, and that there's a subconscious imperative (rather than logical one) that drives them. I think it will be ultimately rewarding to finish. Lady Kent has bowed out, so I'll have to do it on my own.


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The show/seasonClone High Season 3 (?) - HBOMax

Episodes Watched: 4 of 10

Why I no finish?: I love, love, love Clone High. I'm a total fanboy of both Lord and Miller and Bill Lawrence, and this is where that venn diagram meets. The original series holds a very special place in my heart, as it seemed to be perennially on in the background of both "The Ronces" and "BOBTown", the two apartments I shared with my dear departed friend Jeremy. Clone High's return is a bittersweet one as I absolutely love that it's basically returned as a direct sequel 20 years later, as well as addressing it's now problematic past, and it's as funny as it ever was...but Jeremy isn't here to share it with me. I can hear his laugh in the background when I watch it which both fills me with warmth and also sadness.

Will I return to it?: I didn't mean to stop watching it, as it's recorded on the DVR, I just need to get back to it when I have spare 20 minutes here and there.


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The show/seasonUnicorn Warriors Eternal Season 1 - Cartoon Network

Episodes Watched: 1 of 10

Why I no finish?: I didn't realize when I saw commercials for UWE that it was the latest Genndy Tartakovsky animated series. Samurai Jack is a formative animated series for me, his Clone Wars series is a fantastic bit of elseworlds, and I even really dig Primal despite missing the entire second season completely. But each of those series has that decidedly angular Tartakovsky style, while UWE is definitely not that. It makes perfect sense that the character designs are from Stephen DeStefano (who I know from way back from DC's little known 'Mazing Man comic and the short-lived ensemble humour comic called Instant Piano) as it's totally his bloopy, rounded Betty Boop-era Max Fleischer-esque style. It's just shocking, is all, when you're expecting one style and getting the seeming polar opposite. Also I caught episode 3 of the series and it made absolutely zero sense to me. It's also kind of steam-punk fantasy, which is totally not a genre I key into, so maybe that's just an insurmountable barrier.

Will I return to it?: If I can start back at episode 1, I'll definitely give it another shot.


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The show/seasonWhite House Plumbers (mini-series) - HBOMax

Episodes Watched: 2? 3? of 5

Why I no finish?: The cast is epic, featuring Woody Harrelson, Justin Theroux, Lena Heady, Judy Greer, Domnhall Gleeson and dozens more recognizable faces and solid character actors, all in service of a thoroughly overwrought and self-satisfied piece of 70's political lampooning that seems too much of the era it's trying to ape. It's a smug piece of anti-Republicanism that rewards anti-Republicans with a constant pat on the back by turning every single Republican on screen into a braying buffoon or insolent idiot. Hey, not that I don't agree, but there's not an ounce of subtlety to this and none of the comedy was working for me. It was just too nail-on-the head and I like to think I'm into more sophisticated poop than that. (Heh, poop.)

Will I return to it?: Nope


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The show/seasonTitans Season 4 - Netflix

Episodes Watched: 4 of 12

Why I no finish?In the time between Season 3 and 4 of Titans we've been absolutely flooded with superhero programming, some of it ongoing, some of it net new, but most of it in the range of mediocre. I've obviously outgrown the need to "support" every mainstream product in hopes that they will give me more. At this stage, it truly is too much...too much to consume, too much to care about, and most of it doesn't really deliver the thrills that I want out of superheroes. There was a moment there where I was worried that TV and film were going to replace comics as THE market for superhero entertainment, but if anything they've proved that maybe the only place they truly work, at least in the shared-universe capacity that I enjoy them, is in comic book form. Titans season 4 is more of the same from Titans which is taking 40 years of superhero drama and doing very little intriguing with it, and frequently forgetting its a superhero show at all, getting lost in its own diversions from the source material and characters. There's a horror subplot that, were it a movie, could make for a tight, suspensful and scary production, but as a 12-episode series, even a quarter of the way through, already feels drawn out and watered down. The visual flair of the first season has now given way to the cheap Canadian-made CW-style production values. The most fun we've been having has nothing to do with story or character, and everything to do with guessing the Toronto landmark on screen.

Will I return to it?: Hard maybe.



1-1-1-K'sMIRT: the teeveeheebeegeebees

 K'sMIRT is Kent's Month in Reviewing Television, where each month(ish) I step through the TV series I completed watching each month in the 1 Great-1 Good-1 Bad format.  However, this month's K'sMIRT is being separated into two posts, one with the 1-1-1 and the other in the unfinished TV format.

This month
Secret Invasion - 6 episodes, Disney+
Full Circle - 6 episodes, HBOMax

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Secret Invasion

The Plot/What 100: Nick Fury discovers that, in his absence, some of his secret cabal of Skrull super-spies have gone rogue and are now plotting to escalate war between nuclear powers leaving the Earth uninhabitable for all but the skrulls. Can Fury get over his malaise to stop his former allies and save the planet?

1-1-1:
(1 Great)
The acting in this is top notch, despite having scripts that often do not make a lot of sense in the context of the MCU as we know it, or suffer severely from pacing issues. We get scenes with Samuel L Jackson cracking wise with Olivia Coleman, or verbally sparring with Don Cheadle, or exchanging some buddy cop repartee with Ben Mendelsohn, pitching woo with Charlayne Woodward, or swapping threats with up-and-coming superstar Kingsley Ben Adir... these are top tier talents all showing exactly why they are top tier talents. They make even the clunkiest of dialogue sing. But that's the thing, not all the dialogue is clunky. In fact any time two characters need to have words with each other, the show really feels alive and vital and worthy.  It's just everything else that really didn't work.

(1 Good) Olivia Coleman. That woman is an utter delight. It's just a shame her character has no development here and relies solely on her ample charisma to carry it across. I would hope we see her square off against Julia Louis-Dreyfus' Valentina, but only if it's, you know, written well.

(1 Bad) Secret Invasion, as a story, doesn't satisfy. It's six roughly 40-minute episodes that just blaze through its plot and situation and scenarios, never leaving enough time to live with the fallout of the events of the previous episode (or, sometimes, previous scene).  What it needed was more time.  This needed to be at least double the length and spend much, much, much more time with its characters as to build them into people (and Skrulls) that we care about and to establish meaningful relationships that pack a whollop when things happen between the characters. There was one character (Beto, played by Samuel Adewunmi) who is introduced as the new recruit to Gravik's terrorist squad, but we never spend any meaningful time with him.  Yet the camera constantly focuses onBeto as if he's an important player in all this, yet that importance never materializes.  It's just wasted effort, first draft kind of plotting that should be tightened up in rewrites.

Look at what Andor was able to do with world building, character building and intrigue and one has to wonder, with two hundred million dollars and all the might and brains behind this Marvel machine, why this wasn't even close to being as engaging or successful.

The build-up message was this was going to be Marvel's big espionage thriller, and while there was spying, it was pretty devoid of thrills.

Meta: The Marvel event comic book Secret Invasion (I haven't actually read it, but from what I understand) was built around revealing that Skrulls had infiltrated the superhero institutions of Earth and fundamentally undermined the security of the planet.  It's well known for a few shocking revelations of heroes who it turns out had been Skrull spies for a long time.  It's something that works in a comic book context, and, had each MCU feature been a season of television instead, it's something that could have worked for this mini-series. But big-budget blockbuster movies don't really avail themselves to retconning their history (it would have been the perfect way to get, say, Black Widow or Tony Stark back were there any desire from those actors to reprise their roles).  Fan expectations for big blockbuster reveals were clearly unrealistic.

But beyond that, the Skrulls are a full-blown nefarious society in the comics, but they were presented as something far more benevolent in Captain Marvel and thus the series was kind of ham-strung before it even started.

As well, this is yet another Marvel series in which a group of refugees become terrorist. Not a good look Marvel, given the global refugee crisis and the right-wing-fuelled paranoia-by-way-of-nationalism leading to hate group offensives. It's just kind of ugly and unfortunate that they keep ringing this same bell.

Plus, so many characters and actors feel completely wasted in this, with Emilia Clarke topping the list.  That role was meant for some unknown or up-and-coming actress, and putting a notable star in the role gave it more weight than the writers put into it.

Seriously, this feels like a series that was developed before the writers' strike, but then shot during the writer's strike without the ability to refine it as they went. But it wasn't. Marvel need to seriously rethink their strategy.

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Full Circle

The Plot/What 100: Two young Guyanese men arrive in America only to be immediately enveloped in organized crime. They are embroiled in a plot to kidnap the grandchild of a celebrity chef, a gambit that isn't about money at all but something deeper, and personal. It goes horribly awry.  A hungry, savvy Postal Inspector stumbles into the conspiracy and tries to follow the ever shuffling deck of cards, meeting resistance at every turn.

1-1-1: 
(1 Great) The first lure into Full Circle for me was it being Steven Soderbergh's latest venture.  While I've never been a religious Soderbergh viewer, I do think he's got an amazing talent for identifying good story and telling it an intriguing fashion.  But that's not the "great" I want to talk about. While Soderbergh drew me in, it's Ed Solomon's intricately layered plot that steadily reveals in the first episode that had me transfixed. The intricacy of the mini-series opener persists straight through to the end, as it sustains its exceptionally high level of intrigue and culminates in a satisfying but melancholy conclusion.

(1 Good) The cast is stacked with new faces and big name draws alike, and to Soderbergh's credit (or his casting agent's), the new talent like Jharrel Jerome (Moonlight), Sheyi Cole and Adia (The Midnight Club) are given equal, if not more time than the likes of Clare Danes, Timothy Olyphant and Dennis Quaid. The acting by all is superb, but it's clearly Zazie Beetz who steals the show. I've seen Beetz in more roles than I can count at this juncture, and she's always a welcome presence, but she is in premiere form here as a tenacious Postal Inspector who would likely be abrasive in others hands but comes off as sympathetic and charming, without ever excusing her flaws.  It's a brilliant role, and wonderful performance that should get her an Emmy (a nomination at least).

(1 Bad) Soderbergh seems to be still in his "shooting films on iPhones" mode that screams Dogme '95. The lighting is all natural and everything seems to be shot using the exact same lens.  The particularly egregious part is Soderbergh's choice to film frequently in "up shots" from about waist height which gives the impression of watching the events from a child's eye view (even though children are pretty uninvolved in the proceedings... the kidnapping is of a teenager).  It takes some getting used to, like his experimentation with fisheye lenses with No Sudden Move. His filmic choices don't seem to distract him in his ability to tell the story, but it may distract the viewer detrimentally.

Meta: Soderbergh and Solomon collaborated previously on No Sudden Move and the experimental Mosaic.  It seems to be an increasingly fruitful collaboration for the previously "retired" Soderbergh.  Solomon provides a tight, gripping, twisty, frequently funny but mature script for Full Circle, and paired with No Sudden Move it may come as a surprise that he was a staff writer on Laverne & Shirley and It's Garry Shandling Show, as well as writer or co-writer of all the Bill & Ted movies, Men In Black, and the two Now You See Me movies.  It's a shocking filmography in a way, yet, also makes kind of sense in a way.  There's definitely an evolution happening there that makes Solomon's next project something to definitely keep an eye out for.


Friday, August 4, 2023

KWIF: Oppenheimer + M:I-DR Pt. 1

KWIF is Kent's Week in Film where each week (maybe) I have a spotlight movie which I write a longer, thinkier piece about, and then whatever else I watched that week I do a quick little summary of my thoughts. KWIF is not a fart from the front butt.

This Week:
Oppenheimer (2023, d. Christopher Nolan - in 70mm)
Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Pt. 1 (2023, d. Christopher McQuarrie - in theatre)

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For Oppenheimer, Christopher Nolan's storytelling construct - in which the film's scattershot narrative jumps back and forth across 3 different timelines in a non-linear fashion - is his conceptualization of the process of an atomic explosion -particles bouncing off of each other (to my rudimentary understanding)- but as cinema.  

Truth is, I went into a 10am 70mm screening of a 3 hour historical drama on 5 hours sleep and no caffeine expecting (not wanting, but expecting) sleep to take me over. It was quite the opposite experience.

The structural choices were riveting, and required my brain to be on alert. I was engaged in surprising ways, even though the crux of the film delivers a message I'd long reached on my own. It's a little blunt (not talking Emily here) on its message about Oppenheimer's legacy, his reputation, and what we should think of the man, especially in its third act's late stages, but it earns the right to say such things...mostly.

It's not hard to follow the storylines, really, but then Nolan had long ago mastered the non-linear narrative and this is an even more impressive feat than Tenet in that regards because there's not a single action sequence to speak of. I may be confused on the timeline of the specific events, but a pretty whole picture is revealed in spite of it.


Ludwig Goransson, next to Nolan and lead Cilian Murphy, is the third key to this project playing out. Certainly tasked by Nolan to never stop, the music can be overwhelming at times, as there's to be no quiet in this film, until the one moment quiet is needed. Fans of The Last Jedi already know where this is going. It's strong, often powerful work otherwise.

Nolan attempts to inject some sex into this brainy bio-drama but the effort comes off as Nolan's films often do in this regard, clinical, cerebral, certainly not alluring or arousing.

It's a sobering film, and I dislike the decision not to show the aftereffects of what a detonation on a populace actually looks like. It may be graphic, exploitative, and unpleasant, sure, but I think it'd a necessary punch to remind us this isn't just a fiction.

It's not my favourite Nolan movie, not by a long shot, but it is his most potent and sobering, and just maybe his greatest accomplishment.

The Flash Scale: So much better than The Flash. Like if Oppenheimer is an atomic explosion, The Flash is a wet fart in comparison.

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Because of the Tom Cruise-ness of it all, I was pretty resistant to embracing the Mission:Impossible series until, one week of rewatching, I discovered that, hey, I actually like all these (mostly).  It's still not a series I obsess over nor do I revisit them with any regularity, and unlike Bond films which distinguish themselves from one another pretty comfortably, most of the M:I films (particularly the McQuarrie ones) tend to blur with each other.

That said, I was still pretty enthused to go see Dead Reckoning Part One (the latest entry in the Year of Two-Parters). More crazy TC stunts, more Becky Fergs, more Vanessa Kirby, and the addition of Hayley Atwell...that's maybe too many of my on-screen crushes together at once (it's like Gunpowder Milkshake all over again).  Just my luck, though, I missed the scene where the three of them all get to act against one another. Stupid 1/2 litre iced tea I drank at lunch.


The plot of M:I-DRpt1 finds Ethan (once again having gone rogue within minutes of the film starting) squaring off against an artificial intelligence who sees him as its only threat to its total dominion over humanity. Because, you know, Ethan Hunt is just so altruistic, pro-humanity, such an outside-the-box thinker, and the ultimate moralist. He's become increasingly fashioned in Cruise's own image of himself, and I think Dead Reckoning (part 1, lest we forget) is the tipping point where it starts to become too much wish fulfillment for the 60-year-old megastar.  Especially in the wake of the Boomer power-fantasy of Top Gun: Maverick, it seems like the moral of every Tom Cruise movie is "still vital, still relevant, better than ever".

But I can get past that part, especially given how simultaneously silly and thrilling McQuarrie's Missions:Impossible have gotten over the past few series. This one is pretty crackin' big corker of a superspy action film (I mean, obviously...it's in TWO PARTS!) that should electrify any audience.

Unfortunately, it's also a film that has a particularly sour turning point which just gets worse, at least for me, the more it rolls around in my mind.


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They fridge Ilsa.  Her death, particularly after an earlier-in-the-movie fake-out, is really freaking annoying. I want Ilsa to be Ethan's better as a super-spy, but it's clear the filmmakers don't want it that way.  Ethan Hunt has to be, not just the best spy ever, but the best person ever.  Ilsa's death is then used additional motivation for Ethan's mission, and revenge.  

It's not just that, though, as the filmmakers then seed in some heretofore unknown backstory about Ethan's motivation for joining IMF originally...which involved another woman being fridged by the same guy who kills Ilsa. 

Two fridgings in one movie? What fucking year are we living in?!? If this were, say, a Scream movie which satirizes Hollywood tropes, I could see it, but there's not a metatext bone in this film's body. Subtext, sure, metatext, nossaemuch. 

Truth told, it would have been 1000 times more interesting killing Ethan and having Ilsa pick up the pieces. Or kill Benji or Luther if you want to really pack an emotional wallop. This just stinks.

There's also been this longstanding trope in M:I of Ethan showing a moment of kindness to a gorgeous female assassin or spy and turning them to his side at just the moment when he needs them. He does so again here, in egregious fashion with Pom Klementieff's painted killer, a fun, one-note role stepped right out of a Roger Moore Bond flick.  The trope does actually get called out here, but it's still maddening as it functions solely as ego flattery for the film's lead.


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Cruise is fine, here. I won't say he's in top form, because he's not. Throughout (likely because the shoot was delayed due to COVID) he looks different from one scene to the next.  At times, he looks like he's wearing an ill-fitting Ethan Hunt mask throughout the film. Yes I being petty, insulting the man's precious moneymaker, but the reality is, age is finally starting to catch up with him in ways he can't avoid. It's not too distracting, except when he's hitting on women 15-20 years (or more) younger than he is.  Then it just feels like sad, handsome grandpa.

Upon the first meeting between Ethan Hunt and Haley Atwell's Grace, she looks like she's just come face to face with international movie star and famous handsome man Tom Cruise, and not some rando of whom she has no prior knowledge. She seems dazzled for a minute, and it's an odd choice, and their dynamic continues to be weird throughout. Atwell is superb, but the intent of the dynamic between Ethan and Grace never seems clear (especially complicated by the Ilsa situation). 

If you aren't bothered by the hoary comic book tropes that should have died in the 90's and ego-driven story decisions, then you will be wildly entertained. If you are bothered by such things, you'll still be wildly entertained while also pretty frustrated.

The Flash Scale: better than The Flash, but maybe just as aggravating?

As far as this year's 2-parters go, marginally better than Fast X (less silly, but surprisingly not that much less silly... I could see Fast X part 2 and Dead Reckoning part 2 actually being a crossover and still working somehow), not even close to as good as Across the Spideverse.