Thursday, January 28, 2021

3 Short Paragraphs: Boss Level

 2021, Joe Carnahan (The Grey) -- download

OK, the title and connection to video games is a bit disingenuous, as if they had the idea (an idea I had as well) of exploring the repetitive nature of video game deaths, reloads and progression, but then decided to just go with the like-Groundhog Day cliché. In the end, it still works.

We begin with Roy, a special forces mercenary type, mid-loop. The movie accepts we have seen such time loop tropes before and just drops us directly into the event. Roy is explaining to us, as the narrator, about what is going on, and how he has already reached the blasé stage of time loops. Every loop people are trying to kill him, immediately after he wakes up from a one night stand and continuing all morning, with increasingly ridiculously comical assassin types all trying to take him out. I think this aspect was left over from the video game idea, as these killers all seemed very cartoony game villain. Roy doesn't seem all concerned about the why, but given that he usually only lasts about 22 minutes before dying doesn't help. Then he bumps into his son, a young boy who doesn't know Roy is his father, and the interruption to usual pattern extends the loop just that much longer. That's when Roy starts putting two and two together, that maybe his ex-wife who is mixed up in some rich guy's super science project, might have something to do with what he is experiencing.

He's right, of course, and Roy begins his learn-more-to-extend-the-loop-even-further stage of the movie until he actually does the Boss Fight. But really, Mel Gibson as the Boss Level was kind of weak, which would have been a great commentary on Cutscene Bosses, but beyond tropes and a bonding scene between Roy and his son, the whole connection to video games was dispensed with by then. Either way, the movie has a lot of fun with the loops and the characters, and was a very satisfying example of this kind of movie.

Friday, January 22, 2021

Locked Down

 2021, d. Doug Liman - hbomax

 Toasty already wrote about one mediocre 2020-year-of-our-COVID movie, so how about another?  We're bound to see many, many, many of these crop up this 2021, I wonder if it will be like our Hallmarkies where we have to gauge them against each other because otherwise they're not real movies...?  Well, here we have a "romantic-comedy-drama-heist" COVID picture.

 So, yes, you heard right.  There is a "heist" (that's actually just a theft) in this film that is so ridiculously set up that it winds up being not some big orchestrated plan, but rather a crime of opportunity where puzzle pieces absurdly start placing themselves together so obviously...I mean it's got to be meant as satire, right? But satire of what?

This film is also one of opportunity, where it seems like "hey, we have access to Harrords of London for one night during this COVID shitstorm, what can we do with it?". The "heist" seems so inorganic to the rest of the movie, which itself is a light drama -- or quasi-comedy -- about a divorcing couple forced to lock down together. 

The first two acts really get into the Marriage Story meat of their relationship, and I love how both Anne Hathaway and Chiwetel Ejiofor play it out, teasing the backgrounds of these characters and how they wound up here. There's some zoom cameos from the likes of Ben Stiller, Stephen Merchant, Mindy Kaling and Ben Kingsley (in great form) that remind you that a lot of talented people got bored being stuck at home. It's fun, actually, in a weird way, if you're not triggered by all the COVID stuff.

But that third act...you know I was thinking I'd be there for it...but it kept pushing the level of absurdity, and kept raising stakes that didn't need to be raised, and I couldn't get fully on board with it. All the drama/tension/humour should have stayed in the will they/wont they (both steal the thing and get back together), but no, they had to just start putting dumbass barriers in their way leading to a postscript which seemed to imply that no one was checking up on this very weird scenario that was largely caught on camera. It's as if they were just winging these Harrods scenes and didn't have time to reshoot for logic or consistency.

My limited research (aka Wikipedia) says : (from)a screenplay that Steven Knight had written that July (2020) over a dare....(t)he film was shot over the course of 18 days. Due to the limited resources and short production window the order of several scenes needed to be adjusted". It's a professionally made movie, but these seams show through.

Ejiofor making bread though during the credits kind of brought me back around. 

Didn't hate it, kida liked it.

Thursday, January 21, 2021

3 Short Paragraphs: Honest Thief

 2020, Mark Williams (A Family Man) -- download

That Liam Neeson plays a man with a particular set of skills is going beyond SNL skits and cliches these days, and I expect at least one of these actioner thriller flicks to come out every year. I really like Neeson, so I eventually get around to seeing them, and for a while I was just enjoying the idea of seeing a man older than me play the centre of action. But, dude, despite the dyed hair, your age is showing through. Men of a particular age, who might not be as active as they should be, should not be running around, doing fight scenes, running, diving, etc. especially when it shows.

Neeson plays Tom Dolan, a man who successfully robbed a bunch of banks, but eventually stopped for personal reasons. He bumps into Annie (Kate Walsh, The Umbrella Academy) at a storage business, and they begin a relationship. As their relationship progresses, and Tom asks her to move in with him, he decides he has to come clean, both to her and to the authorities. He calls the FBI and asks to turn himself in, given that he returns ALL the money, and gets a reduced sentence. Why did he steal all the money if he didn't spend it? He was upset at the banking industry, and wanted to teach them a lesson. Once he cleanly got away with one, he just kept on doing it because it made him feel alive. But now that Annie was in his life, that was enough. Alas, some corrupt FBI agents decide to steal the money from him, and as they fall deeper into their choice, they shoot one of their own, but framing Tom for it, of course. Tom has to clear his name, keep Annie safe, and still end up where he originally wanted to.

This is a by the numbers crime thriller, doing nothing special but still satisfying for giving you exactly what you expected. Neeson is charismatic in his stoicism, something that always separated him from the Growly Old Guy aspects of other aging thriller/action stars, like Eastwood or Gibson. Even if you can see his aching bones & joints show through in a few scenes, he still carries off the role decently. Jai Courtney, Anthony Ramos, Jeffrey Donovan and Robert Patrick are all along for the ride as the FBI agents, good and bad. I watch these movies for the same reasons I watch procedurals on TV, in that the give me a good dose of distraction, and I find comfort in the formula. Of course, I always revel when I see something that is a measure above the norm, not that I often find it, but I am fine if they are entirely, yell at the screen, stupid.

Wednesday, January 20, 2021

3+1 Short Paragraphs: Freaky

 2020, Christopher Landon (Happy Death Day) -- download

I was always fond of the Body Swap trope begun all those years ago with Freaky Friday, back when I would watch it via The Wonderful World of Disney on Sundays at my grandmothers, a welcome respite from the "don't sit there! don't touch that! don't eat those!". And seeing that this movie was done by the same guy as Happy Death Day, I was looking forward to another quirky, fun twist on a familiar genre set piece. Alas, it was a very tired example.

Vince Vaughn is a classic slasher-serial-killer-in-a-mask who likes to kill teens, the Blissfield Butcher. Millie is a bullied highschooler who almost ends up being his next victim, when he stabs her with the ancient dagger he stole during the opening setpiece murders. FLASH! BANG! Millie passes out and the Butcher runs off. The next morning, Millie awakens in an abandoned factory in Vaughn's body, while the Butcher wakes up and immediately plays with his new teenage girl boobs. Snicker; yawn.

The rest of the movie is about Millie's friends running around with Vaughn's girl trying to revert the two to their original bodies, while the Butcher has fun slaughtering the highschool kids from within, after sexifying up Millie's body, a sort of over confident honeytrap. The movie leans heavily into its gore and body count, with some meagre laughs at the expense of horrible teenagers just being horrible teenagers, but did they really deserve to die? 

To be honest, I wasn't as under-enthused watching the movie, as I am writing about it. Kathryn Newton, as Millie, has a ton of fun playing an angry, murderous girl and it is fun to see a little more thought behind the usually silent, masked slasher villain, as s/he has to maneuver their new environment trying to reap (pun intended) the most benefits from their obviously physically weaker body. But Vaughn was a major disappointment playing a young girl in a middle aged body, flopping his hands about loosely, and talking all whiney. Newton should have coached him more on how to play her. The movie is a fun romp, but felt lacking in many ways.

Monday, January 18, 2021

Druk [aka Another Round]

 2020, d. Thomas Vinterberg - rental


Look, Hannibal made lifelong fans of Mads Mikkelsen for all of its viewers, guaranteed.  I need to start filling my Mads gap, as I haven't been a good fan, mainly tracking him along his mainstream fare (your Star Warses and your Marvel movies and your countless rewatches of Casino Royale).  But why not start with his latest, a Danish homeland film from director Thomas Vinterberg (who he collaborated with on The Hunt --  a much different The Hunt than this one)?  

The set up seems like a perfect entry point to non-genre Mads: four friends -- all teachers, all very grown-up and past middle-aged -- decide to venture on an experiment (aka "stupid boy project") to maintain a level of drunkeness at all times.  Mads as Martin is the central figure, unable to sustain the interest of his history class (to the point that the kids and their parents confront him on his inadequate lessons), his kids are teens who likewise have no interest in him, and his wife works night shifts as a nurse, so they barely cross paths.  Life is not going the way he expected back when he was a joyful jazz dancer (a nice nod to Mikkelsen's actual background, while also playing the part of "Checkov's dancer", because you know he's got to go off and dance at some point), and his life seems to be passing him by, lacking any real enjoyment.

The experiment is to wake up, have two drinks, and maintain that level of drunkenness until the end of the work day.  Of course, alcohol as we *should* all know is addictive, and a depressant, as well as an inhibition loosener, so you can predict how this is going to go.  Maintaining a steady buzz loosens Martin and his colleagues up as teachers, being less rigid showing greater connection with their students, leading to a greater sense of pride and fulfillment. Not to mention they're finding true enjoyment in life.  Martin's boys aren't sure what to make of their new "fun" Dad, while his wife is surprised by his newfound joie-de-vivre, and they reconnect, somewhat as a family.  Everyone knows something is a bit amiss. As well, feeling quite nice all day, then coming off of that for the evening and weekend, as was the plan in this "controlled experiment" quickly goes off book.  Going overboard is all to easy.

The movie juggles both tense, realistic drama, with the ecstatic nature of alcoholic liberation quite well, but all those quite delightful moments of revelry are underpinned with the acute awareness that the other shoe is going to drop at any time.  As such, the boisterous ending, where Checkov's dancer goes off, is almost the flipside where the shoe has already dropped, some bad things have happened, but sometimes you just need to have a glass of champagne and dance.  Enjoying life in its darker moments is kind of the ultimate message of the film.  It's a celebration of alcohol as a tool, but also a warning of it being a crutch.  Tread freely, but lightly.

The cast is delightful, as well as heartbreaking, each of the four key players (including Thomas Bo Larsen, Lars Ranthe, and Magnus Millang) managing the different levels of drunkenness without that usual acterly exaggeration.  I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Vinterberg, a Dogme95 founder, didn't have the cast regularly imbibe throughout the production to get them into tippy-top/bottoms-up shape.


3 Short Paragraphs: Songbird

 2020, Adam Mason (Hangman) -- download

Ahh the rush to make a movie about the events of the COVID-19 pandemic! Ah, the rush to make movies about the dystopia that follows! Ah, the rush away from being directly associated with all the other absolutely terrible mockbusters (without anything to actually mock beyond the actual pandemic) about the same topic. Ah, the slight avoidance from being seen to cash in on the Pandemic? Nahh. The ambiguously titled Songbird is, without a doubt, a dystopic COVID movie, set in 2024 and they are dealing with an extremely deadly variant of COVID-23. The US is perpetually locked down, only "munies" are allowed outside, and infected (or suspected) people are rounded up to be crowded into Q-Zones where they are pretty much left to die.

This is an ensemble cast, with most being isolated from each other, both by plot and by good faith film production, despite us knowing that shooting one guy in a room means at least a half-dozen other people surrounding him while he is being shot. Anywayz, we get Nico (KJ Apa, Riverdale) and Sara (Sofia Carson, Descendents) - star-crossed lovers who I don't know if they ever met. Nico is immune and passes his day as a bike courier travelling around an empty LA, well empty as he is outside the Q Zone. Sara hides inside her apartment with her grandmother. That is, until Grandma begins coughing. Lester (Craig Robinson, Brooklyn 99) runs the courier business, alone in his warehouse. Emmett (Peter Stormare, Private Dicks) is another "munie" who was once a garbage man, but now fills another role in the Dept of Sanitation -- jackbooting his hazmat suited thugs into the homes of those suspected to be infected, and dragging them off to the Q Zones, or killing them, depending on his mood. This is a peak Stormare character. Meanwhile William (Bradley Whitford, The Cabin in the Woods) and Piper (Demi Moore, St. Elmo's Fire) Griffin run a business of black-market immune bracelets (with appropriate fake credentials) while trying to protect their immunity compromised daughter. Meanwhile William is holding an illegal physical relationship with camgirl May (Alexandra Daddario, Baywatch) who also has a platonic relationship with wheelchair bound drone pilot / vet Dozer (Paul Walter Hauser, Richard Jewell). May is the songbird of the title, but has very little to do with the main plot. They might have just called the movie Artist Trapped.

*deep breath*

This lovely cross-thread of dysfunctional interactions & relationships gets thrown in disarray when Sara's grandmother, who chooses to ignore the lockdown and socializes in their apartment building, comes down with The Covids. It is only a matter of time before Emmett shows up at her door with his guns and pen knife. So Nico has no choice but to get a black market bracelet for her, so they can both escape. The primary thread in this story, is even the people who are careful and understanding about what is going, well they don't seem to care about anyone but themselves -- even the sympathetic leads. This might even, with a bit of a stretch, be seen as an anti-lockdown movie, as any good dystopian movie has nothing good to say about the measures take by the govt. The performances are as tight as they can be, and to be frank, I didn't even recognize Nico as Archie Andrews. Is there a lot to say here? No, but it does get all wrapped up in competently done drama and thriller paper, with a good dose of smudge & soot for a close-to-post-apocalyptic world.

Saturday, January 16, 2021

Dave Made a Maze

 2017, d. Bill Watterson (not the Calvin and Hobbes guy)

Remember in Community when Troy and Abed made that really cool blanket fort? The titular maze (well, labyrinth, actually) that the titular Dave has built here seems like it could have been something Troy and Abed built, because it's magical. Like a Tardis it's much bigger on the inside (and far more deadly) than you'd expect.

Visually, this film and its cardboard sets are legitimately stunning. I'm quite in awe of how cool it all is. It's a short 80 minute runtime and 70 of it is spent within the cardboard maze. There's just set after set of weird delights, moving parts, strange effects (all practical) that are so viscerally pleasing. The story is another matter.

There's some kind of metaphor at play here but I'm not sure if it's the script, or the production, or the combination, but the intention gets lost. The story muddies fantasy and reality to a confusing extent, such that neither the characters or viewer is all that certain about what's the point is.

The makers of this could have watched the Community episode "Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas" - an episode where the characters become stop-motion animated yet still have a clear divisible line between fantasy and reality. There isn't such a line here and it sinks the film which could otherwise have been both fun and potent. At first I thought Dave was having some kind of psychotic break from reality that has manifested into a magical world, but that doesn't bear fruit. There's stuff about relationship troubles and feeling inadequate and directionless, but these existential white guy problems aren't handled cleanly and they seem kind of trivial for the scope of the production.

The cast is mostly great, with Meera Rohit Kumbhal turning what could have been then nagging, fed up girlfriend into the ultimate protagonist of the piece. While the conceit of documentary filmmaking is also out of step with the filmed reality, the mostly silent cameraman and sound guy are kind of fun background players and responsible for some of the more enjoyable gags. Nick Thune, as the titular Dave, is the weak link though. I have enjoyed Thune's stand-up for years but he's not the strongest actor and he can't handle the subtle emotion his character needs.

The editing at times is puzzling, why they decide to cut away to certain things and when often doesn't make sense...I can only think it's trying to be funny but it's  more confusing. A lot of the humour falls flat, whether it's the absurdity of adding in "foreign travelers" randomly or specific lines that don't have any comedic punch to them but are timed like laugh lines, it seems like it's trying too hard. The gold is in the labyrinth, the utter absurdity of it that isn't always played out. The death traps are phenomenal, and so PG rated. Even though people are being killed, their blood is yarn or silly string or crepe paper.

This is absolutely worth watching just for the creativity, and nothing is outright offensive about it, it's just a shame this weren't more a mental health allegory, or that we weren't watching the Community gang work their way through another one of Abed's fantasy breaks from reality.

The Extraordinary Adventures of Adèle Blanc-Sec

 2010, d. Luc Besson - tubi


The film begins in a pithy French way, with a voice over (never to be heard from after the opening minutes, a pet peeve of mine) calling attention to a lot of peripheral details that seem trivial, and then turn out to be rather trivial individually, but altogether cascade into the larger narrative thrust.  It takes us around Paris in the 1910s, an a man is practicing some sort of spell, which awakens a pterodactyl that he can sort-of control.  But it kills a prominent man of status and a manhunt is on.

Meanwhile, in Egypt, Adèle Blanc-Sec is guided into a pyramid where she's looking for a specific crypt.  She expertly navigates the tomb's various traps and finds the way in.  Her cohorts are obsessed with the riches there but her nemesis is on her trail and nearly has her shot for tomb-robbing.  She adventurously escapes, with the mummy she came for and returns to Paris, where these to storylines actually meet, if not sensibly, then at least in-world logically. 

It's all very broad, and grand high adventure-style.  Indiana Jones is definitely the template for the Egypt scene, and it stacks up well against those.  But it's calling upon other 1930's serials and 40's-style adventures as it goes, merging the mundane with the fantastical, not always together in the greatest marriage, but working more than not.

The cast nails the tone of this.  Everyone is pretty great.  While I think the story was a bit too random at times, I certainly would have like to have seen a series of these.  Louise Bourgoin as Adèle is wonderfully charming.  As a character Adèle is so confident, intelligent, persuasive, fearless, adventurous, proactive, and capable, but she's not a superhero and her efforts are often subject to failure...but she persistent and doesn't quit. Bourgoin adeptly conveys all of this with seeming ease. I also like that she has no romantic entanglement at all in this film.  There are men infatuated with her (naturally) but she has no time for them.  The love story here is between her and he catatonic twin sister.  All her efforts here are in service of saving her sister.  But (my main problem being) at what cost?  Who dies or is maimed (all for comedic effect, yes including a beheading) for the saving of Adèle's sister.

This is a different film for Besson visually.  And the tone is softer, more playful, and yet it feels completely in his wheelhouse, sandwiched between The Fifth Element and Valerian it makes perfect sense.

[Random thoughts]

Feels like a Euro comic , so it's no surprise that it was derived from one by Jacques Tardi. Besson loves his Euro comics. 

Feels like an 80's adventure film... kind of looks like one too...the effects seems intentionally clunky, like Harryhousen stop-motion (even though some, if not all is CGI). 

The prosthetics turn humans into cartoons ala live action Dick Tracy or Popeye but the performances very much play into it.  The prosthetics and wigs and facial hair aren't supposed to look real, they're supposed to look exaggerated, and help solidify the surreal nature of the film.

Seemed like, for a hot minute (or 20), Besson was going for a female Indiana Jones vibe.  Kind of wish it had stuck more to that. 

I have no real issue with the resurrected mummies. Resurrected mummies with telekinesis though, maybe a step too far, at the very least it felt like a lazy way for the animators to have them manipulate things.

The casual nudity seemed very out of place, but perhaps the French aren't so prudish, and casual nudity in what is ostensibly a family film is just fine.

[end of Random Thoughs]

[Update: Toasty reviewed this too... way back in 2011. We agree!]

Friday, January 15, 2021

The Photograph

 2020, d. Stella Meghie - Crave


For too long my "romance" diet has consisted of formulaic Hallmark-type holiday romance, to the point that I've forgotten what a good romantic drama looks like. So, with that said, is this a good one?

I mean, I liked it, quite a bit, but it's got Issa Rae and LaKeith Stanfield so I'm kind of predisposed to liking it. I would watch either of these two (individually or together) watch paint dry for two hours, so my standards might be low.

There's definitely romance formulae at play but the nature in which it tells its story, across two generations -a recently passed mother relating in a letter to her daughter a past love, and that daughter's current romance- and giving weight to both sides of each of the romances, it's a full story that folds well upon itself. Even the "big reveal" (which you probably already guess from my one-line synopsis) isn't played as a "big reveal", and it's beautifully handled. The complication (as every romance has a complication) is a real one that would indeed keep lovers apart and not just a stupid misunderstanding.

I'll admit sometimes the narrative contrivance of Rae reading a letter to spur the flashback of her mother's story wasn't the most organically threaded, but it's hardly something that drowns the film.

This film is gorgeously lit and has an amazing soundtrack, and is altogether a mood.  There's no real highs, no real lows, just a sense of real.  There's romance, but not a lot of sexy.  Sexy would have heightened things too much and this seemed to be all about sustaining a groove, which it does well. 

Rae is just magnetic and could have carried this on her own, but the cast is well stacked, both in modern day and flashback (when did the 90's look like SO LONG AGO?!?) with character actors and comedic performers (dialing it down) that it sweetly coasts through its runtime. 

Thursday, January 14, 2021

The King of Staten Island

 2020, d. Judd Apatow - Crave


I want to bristle against the label of being a guy who likes Judd Apatow films, but I usually do like his films.  Though they do have broader appeal, they're kind of tailor-made for my demographic (hetero, male, white, born in the mid-60's through mid-80's, a-little-but-not-too nerdy). I initially resisted seeing this Pete Davidson vehicle not because I dislike Pete Davidson, but because he's become his own unfortunate punchline, rather unfairly. 

I've been watching Davidson on Saturday Night Live for years, but it seems like between the summer of 2019 and the summer of 2020 the world went into Pete Davidson overload, and suddenly we were besieged with his dating life, cast strife, and emotional well being.  Not that we shouldn't have empathy for the latter, but after so much of the first two I wasn't sure I was ready to see a Davidson-starring movie.

But this film does incredibly right by Davidson, showing both exhaustion with and sympathy towards him. Mental health issues, crones disease, substance dependency, childhood trauma, and lack of self esteem are all part of this complex picture of Pete Davidson, acting as "Scott", a role that is ostensibly a Pete Davidson-type. It also paints him with a good heart, a cracklingly dark sense of humour, and a general sweetness that seems authentic to both "Scott" and Pete.

Scott, 24, lives in his mother's basement, where he generally hangs out with his friends, smokes weed and plays video games.  His younger sister has graduated high school (something he never did) and is off to college (though completely worried about Scott's well-being in her absence).  He has artistic skill and aspirations to be a tattoo artist but his attention wanders leaving his end results a monstrous mess.  He's sleeping with one of his friends, but refused to commit to her, noting that he likes being with her but feels she can do better.  His mom (Marisa Tomei) starts dating a new guy (Bill Burr), a fireman like his father, which brings Scott's neglected feelings about his deceased dad to the forefront.  Things kind of erupt between them and both men are ejected from her life, and the pair wind up living at the fire house together with both men getting better perspective on each other.

It has a heartfelt attitude towards firemen (and women), the job they do, their comradery and their sacrifices (as well as acknowledging the sacrifices that their families must make). It also is a portrait of Staten Island life which is represented as kind of a good-hearted dirtbags with a sense of pride for their salted land. It's also serves as a slight examination of millennial stress and apathy, but that's at best a tertiary consideration.

The film is a long one, as most of Apatow's works have become, but it weaves through the portrait of Scott and the people around him almost in an episodic fashion, like it were four or five episodes of a half-hour dramatic comedy woven together.  The film moves through time awkwardly, hardly making clear how much time has passed from one scene to the next... sometimes it's a scene happening at the same time as the previous scene, sometimes it's taking place months later.  But there's a soft rhythm to this, gently tapping away in the background that smooths out the bumps, forgiving any narrative messiness. 

It's genuine, funny, and genuinely funny. It was a surprise even though it shouldn't be...these are the kind of films Apatow makes, and it's well cast with actors who all feel the vibe this movie is bringing. I think what surprised me most is this look at a struggling generation and how it's rather devoid of a lot of the juvenile humour we got out of the Rogen and Sandler years that preceded it.  It's got such a different tone to it. 

The Hunt

 2020, d. Craig Zobel - Crave


The Hunt
was originally intended as a fall 2019 release, but right wing media got news of the basic premise - elitist lefties hunt right wing deplorables for sport - and had a goddamn conniption fit to the point that the president* of the United* States publicly condemned the film...as if he had nothing better to do.  "The movie coming out is made in order to inflame and cause chaos," he said, with the irony of that statement to be applied 16 months later.

Of course all the butthurt "feelings" that right wing blowhards put on this film was all just more grist for the mill of political divisiveness.  None of them calling for its ban had seen the film at that point.  Those right wingers were projecting and stoking their own fears (which are copious) that lefties would take it as inspiration and legitimately start following suit in hunting your basic salt-of-the-earth, gun-loving, beer drinkin', rah-rah-'Merica 'Mericans.  The reality is that if anyone was going to hunt anyone else for sport, we know what kind of people those would be (and a history of lynchings and mob violence and attempted government kidnappings and coups tells us so).  

So The Hunt was delayed.  Distributor Universal delayed the film's release, they said not as a reaction to Trump's unfounded paranoia, but rather due to multiple mass shootings happening near the release date.  But when it did come out, it was right at the precipice of COVID lockdowns and it barely made a blip in the news cycles.  Suddenly something was more important than left-right political divides... until it wasn't.

If 2020, and 2021 so far, have shown anything it's that these divides are becoming unbridgeable gulfs.  Social media, alternative "news", and even much of the mainstream is pushing people to choose sides.  Hell, the American political system stupidly only accommodates two sides, as if there's no shades of gray, which is part of the problem.  But what isn't being conveyed is that the extreme reaches of both sides are much smaller (although growing) then the flapping gums would have you believe. 

And so we have The Hunt, a film that threatens to stay relevant for far too long, even once we're past the Trump presidency*.  The Hunt, as a story, is not a suggestion on how people should behave, but a broad, grindhousey satire, is fed up with both sides.  On the left you have overly sensitive "well actually" (mostly white) individuals who feel the need to make every cause their own and try to bully anyone and everyone into submitting to it.  On the right, the overly sensitive, the ignorant, the fearful, (definitely white) who want everything they want, their way, and if it doesn't go that way there's got to be someone to blame (other than themselves).

We open with a group chat, where individuals are texting about the "idiot-in-chief" and how, thankfully, they have their deplorable-hunting retreat coming up.  Smash cut to a luxury jet, where a very confused, drugged up, redneck stammers into scene, looking very out of place among the elitists talking caviar and champagne.  The elitists murder him with glee with an unseen woman, their host, dealing the finishing blow with a designer stiletto.  That's what kind of film this is going to be.

Hunger Games style, a group of right wingers emerge in the woods, finding a crate in the middle of an open field.  It's loaded to bear with weapons but just as quick as these people arm themselves, feeling a very false sense of security, they start taking fire.  There's a good couple fake-outs here with some recognizable faces who are taken off the board immediately.

We zero in on Betty Gilpin (GLOW), who seems hypercompetent, and isn't prone to all the wild speculation that the others indulge in.  There's repeated talk of "Manorgate", which I think is an "in story" conspiracy theory, but it sounds just like any of the far-fetched QAnon bullshit that people have taken to in recent years.  This conspiracy theory is just what you think, that elitist left wingers are kidnapping and hunting right wingers for sport.  It's amusing that it becomes hard to actually dispute this as conspiracy given what we're witnessing.

There's a few elaborate set-ups here the lefties have in store for the deplorables, but the film isn't content to just play out their version of The Most Dangerous Game.  We spend time with both sides, and they're kind of annoying or despicable both, but played for laughs, so long as you get that the joke is how ridiculous they both sound.  Gilpin's whole thing is that she doesn't care who's hunting her, or why, only that they are.  She's also a little (*whistles*) so this is helping her burn off some pent up whatever.  She's also got a "tortoise and the hare" analogy she's lived her life by, that has some dark edges to it, where the hare goes and murders the tortoise and his family after beating him in the race.  Yeah.

[SPOILERS]

The movie leads us to the final confrontation between Gilpin and Athena (Hilary Swank), the main orchestrator of this whole endeavor.  But the third act starts with a flashback to a year before, when Athena is removed from her own company after the opening text chain about hunting deplorables -- just a joke to begin with -- goes public and spreads like wildfire.   Everyone on the thread was impacted.  So they get together and start to pick out who the instrumental players were in spreading the "Manorgate" story, and decide to make Manorgate real, since so many of them think it's real anyway.  These rumor mongers are the people they round up, except Gilpin's character was a case of mistaken identity.  Athena doesn't believe it and they have a knock-down, drag-out fight anyway.  Athena seems obsessed with Orwell's Animal Farm but it's Gilpin who sets her straight on its message (highlighting that elites think themselves morally and intellectually superior than they actually are).

[END SPOILERS]

The end result is a story that reflects (and lampoons) how divided present day America is in the wake of the Trump years.  There's rampant distrust of one's neighbour, fuelled by capitalists who want to profit or otherwise benefit from such discord.  And if you think the story paints Gilpin as the accidental hero of the story, she's just another piece of the problem puzzle... the cynical centrist who is only in it for themself. 

It should be made clear that the script from Damon Lindelof (The Leftovers, Watchmen) and Nick Cuse is intentionally a very, very broad swipe at both sides.  The humour is very easy, because both sides have made it very easy to make fun of them by merely repeating their own absurdity back at them.  It's not a film that's moralizing, or making any grand statements except to say that, maybe, the extreme dialogue from any source leads to  dehumanizing people, turning them instead into a vilified idea.  There's no room for empathy or understanding once you've given over to extreme ideology.

This is not a serious movie, nor is it subtle.  It tackles its subject matter with all the delicacy of using a sledgehammer to crack an egg, yet everything is intentional.  It is smart enough to know how to play with these two extremes to entertaining ends, like how Mythbusters play with some very dangerous toys, smartly.  Like a proper grindhouse movie, it tackles its topic-of-the-day with a plethora of silly, gross gags and deaths.   It revels in each kill as a sort of punchline, and as an equal opportunity offender.  It's a film that's had enough and just wants both sides to shut up for a while, but instead of being angry it's just kind of numb to the chatter.  It wants you to know that it thinks you're stupid for believing in conspiracy theories and that your aggressive political correctness is pretty off-putting (and probably counter-productive to your intentions).

I liked this movie, quite a bit. It's like drinking a Slurpee, pretty enjoyable except for the occasional brain freeze.


Tuesday, January 12, 2021

3+1 Short Paragraphs: Shadow in the Cloud

2020, Roseanne Liang (My Wedding and Other Secrets) -- download

I saw the trailer for this and thought, "OMG I have to see this!" with its Twilight Zone-ish premise of a secret agent type making her way onto a WW II plane full of men who don't want her there, bat-faced gremlins (vampires in the skies?) and gonzo survival action sequences (hanging off the bottom of a plane during combat) where an extremely capable girl (Chloe Grace Moretz) saves the day. Oh, it looked crazy, but my kind of crazy. I also saw that Max Landis had written the movie, and I knew I would like it, as he wrote one of my top ten TV series of all time - Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.

Maude (Moretz, The Equalizer) sneaks onboard a WWII B17 in Auckland, New Zealand (it bears stating that this is a NZ movie) with a peculiar case. Immediately after getting caught she presents orders from a base commander telling of her top secret mission, and despite all of their misogynist arguments against it, Captain Reeves lets her stay, but has her locked in the belly turret, where she gets to overhear some of the nastiest conversation between the men, and what they want to do with her. They are not happy a woman is onboard. Not long after takeoff, she sees a gremlin on the wing (shadows of Willam Shatner?) and shoots down a Japanese spotter plane, sealing the fact of her skills and capability. Alas, once they decide to let her out, the gremlin has done its work, and she is trapped down under when the shit (Japanese Zeroes) hits the fan (propellers?).

*spoilers*

I have serious reservations about liking this movie. Max Landis revealed himself to be a nasty misogynist piece of work in recent years, which probably made that eavesdropping dialogue rather easy for him. But here he was making a fun, gonzo action flick with a VERY capable female lead. But then the premise was turned on its head -- Maude is revealed NOT as a super-spy on a secret mission, but just as a single mother desperate to get her newborn baby away from a place she was not wanted. While you could argue that Landis was just saying that even "average" women will perform great feats of heroism to save their children, I more thought it of it as him not seeing a woman capable of being a super-spy, and the only motivation he could see for a woman being so heroic was to save her baby. At first, I thought, "producer meddling", and then I remembered what the Internet has been saying about Landis. I don't like to condemn on the words of the Internet, but the evidence seems... evident - the guy's scum.

Still, its a great fun romp of a movie, shot during COVID restrictions, and very apparent. A lot of the movie takes place while the characters are separated, with Moretz only ever being in the forefront. And she is very very good as Maude Super-Spy crawling under the belly of the plane, making me squirm and twitch on the sofa, as my fear of heights got to me. The movie never really tries to be anything other than a Small Action Flick with an outrageous plot, but excels at it.

Saturday, January 9, 2021

The Midnight Sky

 2020, George Clooney (The Monuments Men) -- Netflix

I think this is one of those situations where the book, Good Morning, Midnight written by Lily Brooks-Dalton, was probably better. While I have not read it, I imagine the book as a sombre read, all mood and atmosphere as we explore the two main characters, Augustine Lofthouse, the aging, dying scientist trapped in an Arctic station, and "Sully" Sullivan, an astronaut returning to Earth after a mission to X-23, a moon of Jupiter. In a novel, you can dwell entirely within a character's mind & thoughts, and provide very little "action" and get away with it. In a movie, you cannot. You have to have a story move along, and carry your viewers along with them.

Augustine (Clooney, E.R.) is a scientist who explored the ideas of life on other planets, or more accurately, planets that could maintain human life. He was so focused on this, he sacrificed any real life he had on this planet. In his last years, he stays behind at an Arctic observatory, when everyone else evacuates to ... somewhere else, probably bunkers. Meanwhile, the Aether, the ship sent to determine if X-23 was indeed a viable planet for human life, is returning to Earth, and are not aware that something is going on. Something apocalyptic, something destroying all life on Earth. Something they decide not to explain to us. 

Augustine is monitoring their return, when a little girl appears. Was she left behind? Is she all in his head? It doesn't really matter, as there is nobody who could reclaim her, so Augustine begins connecting with the child, despite having spent his entire life incapable of making a connection with anyone. Clooney's appeal shines, even as the aging socially inept scientist, he is likeable. Eventually the Aether is in range, but Clooney and Iris, the little girl, will have to go to another, even more remote station, to make contact via a stronger antenna.

Meanwhile, the Aether is returning, and we get some rather typical, but glorious looking, space scenes as the small crew deals with Space Calamities and the mystery as to why Earth is so silent. Once they actually connect with Augustine, they realize that all their choices have to change, the next stages in their lives are ruled by a planet that is very likely ending. Augustine has made his final sacrifice, informed them and that is it.

*Spoilers*

That is the frustration of the movie. That is it. That is why the Internet hates this movie. Without a more emotional connection to these characters, Augustine and Sully, there is no climax for the movie, as it choose to not tell us anything about the ending of the world. Sure, that is the point of the movie, that it's about the choices people made, and not apocalypses. But the trappings of a movie are all about that. Sure, we learn that the little girl is imaginary, that Iris is, in fact Iris Sullivan, or Sully, the astronaut that Augustine is so desperate to communicate with, because she is his daughter, and he never connected with her during the first 30 years of her life. But the thin attempt to build a tie between us and these characters just ends up making this reveal a rather groaner, a weak twist.

The movie reminded me of Ad Astra in that the central theme is the emotions, but they are so obviously wrapped in a movie that is more about scifi spectacle, so much so that said emotions are not that impactful. While I thought it was executed extremely well, production efforts were epic and sweeping, I was once again wondering what the point of it all was again. In such a movie, I want to be swept away in the emotions, to feel the weight Augustine feels as he sees not just his own life ending, but ALL life. I want it to weigh heavy on my heart, like the silent sadness I felt for the characters in The Leftovers, but really, I just saw a man who knew he had screwed up, but who shrugged and ignored his feelings. Even his final act is more an act of assuaging his guilt, than any real emotional toil. Meanwhile Sully is supposed to be hope, she looks into the void and sees only what Can Be instead of the ending. But why? The fucking world just ended and there is so little to her tale a this point, its also like she just shrugs and moves on. Maybe that was it? Her dad's immature emotional understanding can work both ways? Meh.

Thursday, January 7, 2021

3+1 Short Paragraphs: Archenemy

 2020, Adam Egypt Mortimer (Daniel Isn't Real) -- download

Why is it that movies that depict comic books or "graphic novels", always choose the worst examples of artistry, or at best, the most exaggerated, stylistic examples? There must be a ton of concept artists available to the world of film making, especially in today's age of a thousand artists on sites like Deviant Art, ArtStation, Behance, etc. And yet, they so often just seem to grab the rough, sketchy artist guy that does their story boards, and show, "Look! Comic book art!"

Archenemy takes place in our reality, but its main character, Max Fist (Joe Manganiello, True Blood), comes from a "graphic novel" reality where he was the Superman of his world, a world that was all gawdy super science, and overreaching super villains, a world coloured via the Ultra Violet (18-3838) headspace of recent years. In his last battle with his archenemy, he was dragged through a rift in time & space and tossed onto our world. Or so he tells everyone from his new home in the gutter, between bottles of cheap booze and drug hits. Max no longer has powers, no longer has a crystal arm, no longer has a purpose,  until Hamster (Skylan Brooks, The Get Down), a local kid trying to break into streaming journalism (TikTok meets Gawker Media?), whose sister is mixed up with the local gawdy drug dealer, finds Max and begins to believe the delusional ravings of the local colour.

Sister Indigo (Zolee Griggs, Bit), wants to rise in the ranks of the seedy drug, but through a couple of bad decisions (never take the dead gangster's bag of money), she and her brother end up on the run, with Max stepping in to play Good Guy again, or as well as he can with a lack of super powers. Max may now be fueled by cheap booze and amphetamines, and his moral compass gone so far left, he leaves nothing but bodies in his wake, but he is surprisingly capable for a homeless addict. Maybe there is something to his story? 

And that's where the final act comes in. While I knew what was going to happen, I ultimately felt let down by the reveal and conclusion. While the confusion and chaos of the earlier story were just that, confusing and chaotic, they had a sense of style while the rest just felt rushed to an ending that was also a beginning, the cliché that all superhero movies are origin stories. As for who the archenemy was, well it was such a minor point to the overall story, I wonder why they even endeavoured. Still, I enjoyed myself, and the performances were decent, even the snazzy dressers that were the Bad Guys. 

Mandalorian Season 2: Chapter 16 - The Good, The Bad, and the U.G.L.Y ...PLUS rankings

 2020, Disney+

Chapter 16: The Rescue
directed by: Peyton Reed


Mando, Boba Fett, Fennec Shand, and Cara Dune hijack an Imperial shuttle and kidnap cloning expert Dr. Pershing. Then they track down Mandalorians Bo-Katan and Koska Reeves to help with their rescue of Grogu.  Bo-Katan agrees so long as she's allowed to take out Moff Gideon.

They use the shuttle to get onto Gideon's cruiser (pretending that Slave 1 is attacking them) and clog the launch hanger for TIE Fighters by crashing into it.  Then they proceed with their very competent assault. Mando goes for the child, while the rest head for Gideon on the bridge.

Mando faces a Darktrooper face to face (flushing the rest into space) and it's a pretty rough fight.  The Darktroopers are resilient, tough and powerful...resistant to most of Mando's usual tricks. But he perseveres  and finds Grogu's cell, with Gideon waiting.  They battle, Darksaber vs beskar staff, and Mando is just the superior fighter.  Hauling Gideon along with him to the bridge, Bo-Katan is rather pissed to see that Din is the new inheritor of the Darksaber.  He tries to acquiesce it to her but that happened once before and it didn't work out well for her (see Rebels).  They lock down the bridge as the flushed-into-space Darktroopers return in force and threaten to overwhelm them, but the sudden appearance of a single X-Wing, from which arises a cloaked figure brings a new hope (see what I did there).  Deus Ex Machina at its finest.

OF COURSE it's LUKE SKYWALKER, being as badass as he's ever been, slicing and dicing through Darktroopers like they were model one "Roger Roger" Battle Droids.  He's there to collect Grogu.  Din tells the child it's for the best and shows him (and thus everyone around him) his face.  R2-D2 comes for a look-see as well.  They depart, and credit's roll.

Until we see Jabba's Palace, and Bib Fortuna sits on the throne, having obviously taken Jabba as example how to rule and gotten very fat.  Fennec Shand enters, killing virtually everyone (save for rescuing a Twilek dancer from her chains).  Boba enters, listens to Bib prattle on for mere seconds before killing him and taking the throne for himself.  The Book of Boba Fett, December 2021!

The Good
So good. This wraps ups the story of Season 1 and 2 very nicely and also tees up what we're likely to see for Din Djarin in a third (and possibly fourth) season.

Cara Dune shooting that mewling pilot in the face as he goes off on his diatribe was very satisfying.

I liked three different types of Mandalorians (the purebreds from Mandalor, the foundlings, and the clone) squaring off about lineage, and Boba vs Koska was a good barroom brawl.

Their approach to getting the shuttle on board the cruiser was amazing...one of my new favourite Star Wars moments.

I like the completely unpatronizing "girl power" of the squad of Bo-Katan, Koska Reeves, Cara Dune and Fennec Shand taking that cruiser with force.  I didn't even think of that until it was pointed out to me.

I still don't like the Darktroopers but they do appropriately raise the stakes and the threat is very apparent.  I'm curious if there's a story about if there's a mass perception of robots in the Galaxy following the Clone Wars, if the Emperor has vilified them in any way, and shied away from them in any major capacity.

Luke Skywalker.  How can you not be excited seeing that black glove holding a green-bladed lightsaber?

The Bad
With this one, pretty much just Luke's CGI face.  It's not the worst, but it is obvious in that uncanny valley.

Unreal Problems
Some people (like my daughter) are very upset about Grogu's departure from the show, but I have to remind them who the title character of the show is.  It's not the Baby Yoda show.

There's not a lot they can do, and do well, to bring Luke, Leia, Han or anyone else prominent from the original triology back into the story of the Mandalorian, since 30+ years have passed and everyone is so much older or passed on at this point.  So either way, doing digital replacements or replacing the actor altogether is going to displease practically everyone.  We have a new young Han Solo out there, so I don't see why they couldn't have approached someone like Sebastian Stan (who was memed about his resemblance to young Mark Hamill not too long ago) to fill the role, even as a cameo, just to test the waters.  That way if the ever needed to do anything with Luke in this time period they would have a warm body.  Plus, Stan has a caliber to him, and a nerd cred, that would appease most fans.  I don't hate what they did here, but that facial replacement/de-aging isn't great and it doesn't move properly.  They should at least never have the character talking while on screen because digital mouths still don't know how to move realistically.  Ultimately the delight of the moment is dulled somewhat when you start thinking about the technology behind it.

G
alaxy Building
It looks like, somehow, Bib Fortuna was allowed to take over Jabba's operation on Tattooine.  Was he an independent operation or working for the Hutts still?  There are questions.

At this stage Luke is likely just starting the idea of training Jedi.  Ben Solo is a toddler at best at this age, so the question of whether he killed Grogu is one of whether Grogu was still in training at the school roughly 15 years from now (when he's 65+ years old).  Are people of Yoda's species like dogs in that they're very child-like for the first 1/8th of their life and then rapidly mature?  Either way, I'm not sure I want to see Grogu in his "teen" phase anyway.  I think it's best if he just goes on the shelf for a while.  I don't think he was butchered by Ben Solo though.

Looking Forward

Now that Gideon is captured, will we find out more about what the cloning operation is all about (and is it what we suspect)?  Other, more zealous Captains and whatnot have killed themselves rather than be captured, but clearly Gideon is rather fearful of death and would rather manipulate.  What's up his sleeve...was there anything beyond the Darktroopers?

Din and Bo-Katan now have an issue.  Since Din is the wielder of the Darksaber, he is the rightful heir to the Mandalorian throne, which doesn't please Bo-Katan at all.  Din doesn't want it, but heavy *should* be the head that holds the crown.  Someone like Bo-Katan who not only craves the title but thinks it is hers by birthright probably shouldn't be leader.  Din could possibly be the bridge between the remaining purbred Mandalorians and the foundlings that are fostered by the Armorer, Paz Vizla and clan.   In retaking Mandalor, they could have a new leader that gives their people the mission of caring for the children of the galaxy...which would be noble.  And the title The Mandalorian would certainly be apt if this be his destiny.  Just a thought (or two).

Yes, Toys of that Please
I think I've asked for everything we've seen here already.  

RANKINGS
This was a great, great, great batch of Star Wars... unequivocally some of my favourite Star Wars ever.  It may be reaching my actual favourite Star Wars ever as it triggers my nostalgia buttons like A New Hope and Empire do, but improve greatly on the action and world/galaxy/universe building.

But I'm not ranking Star Wars today as there's SO much Star Wars out there already, and so much planned that it's going to be very difficult to define how we rank Star Wars anyway.  So I'm just ranking the first 16 episodes of the Mandalorian.  Again, they all in some way fit as part of the whole, but they also almost all have their own self-contained elements to them.  I take both into account in how I rank them. 

Counting up from last to first:
16. Chapter 4: Sanctuary - just the odd duck out of all of these. Too mundane.
15. Chapter 10: The Passenger - a little higher stakes than Chapter 4, but a similar kind of treading-water feel.
14. Chapter 14: The Tragedy - love Boba Fett being back in action, but this is a bit thin all around.
13. Chapter 3: The Sin  - Mando rescues the child, but needs a gang of Mandalorians to rescue him.  This is the way.
12. Chapter 5: The Gunslinger - brings us back to Tattooine and I like the sidekick vibe but it's kind of a placeholder.
11. Chapter 11: The Heiress - a good episode for exposing Din to the larger reality of Mandalorian existence...but I think too dependent on Clone Wars backstory in order to invest fully into it.
10. Chapter 1: The Mandalorian - certainly showing its wear and probably technically surpassed by every episode in Season 2, but already nostalgia is seeping in for the thrill it gave upon arrival.
9. Chapter 12: The Siege - Straight-up fun.
8. Chapter 9: The Marshal - I love the old western tropes of this episode so much, and I want to put it higher on the list, but the next batch of episodes are all such great Star Wars that this winds up in the middle.
7. Chapter 8: Redemption - So much commotion, and a badass Armorer fight scene...really tied the season together.  Love the opening with Pally and Sudekis as scout troopers.
6. Chapter 7: Reckoning - Really 7&8 are a 2-parter, but I liked 7 because it gets to a real point of hopelessness...and we get to see a troop transport in live action for the first time (that's a big deal to me!)
5. Chapter 6: The Prisoner - A self-contained episode with hints to Mando's past (which still need some exploration) and just some very well orchestrated scenes in a confined space.  Employed horror movie tropes delightfully.
4. Chapter 16: The Rescue - this is just start to finish amazing Star Wars business right here, then they throw Luke Skywalker on top of the fire and it goes off.
3. Chapter 13: The Jedi - maybe not the best episode, so I have to resist my Ahsoka love from putting this at number 1.  So 3 seems a more restrained choice.
2. Chapter 15: The Believer - Great action, great character moments, great world building.
1. Chapter 2: The Child - even though the show has served my Star Wars wish fulfillment multiple time over at this point, Chapter 2 was the first to really sing to my nostalgia while giving me something new.

At this point the top four could really shuffle around in any configuration and still feel *right* to me.  Same with the middle 4.  The bottom 8 really feel like they're in the right order though.

Mandalorian Season 2: Chapter 15 - The Good, The Bad, and the U.G.L.Y.

2020, Disney+

Chapter 15: The Believer
directed by: Rick Famuyiwa

Boba Fett...really tiny or just far away?

Mando needs to get Baby Yoda back from Moff Gideon, but first he needs to find him.

With the help of newly deputized Cara Dune, Mando manages to get Migs Mayfeld released from his prison scrapyard duties.  The idea is that as a former imperial, Mayfeld would have insight into the remnant's operations and locating Gideon.

It so happens he does.  Mando, Mayfeld, Cara Dune, Fennec Shand and Boba Fett wind up on the non-descript planet Morak,  which the Imperials still have a stranglehold on, using it to mine the volatile gas rhydonium. Mayfeld and Mando manages to hijack a rhydonium transport and put on the drivers' gear, but along the trip to the base, they have to face waves of saboteurs and are ultimately saved by TIE Fighters and Imperial ground troops.  They receive a rousing bout of applause for being the only transport to successfully make it back.

While in the base they successfully need to access the terminal located in the mess hall, but in doing so Mando needs to remove his helmet, exposing his face.  There they encounter one of Mayfeld's former commanders who congratulates them and implores them to drink with him.  The conversation is one of brainwashed Imperial propeganda, that any and all sacrifices made are for the betterment of the Empire. Mayfeld shoots him and they duo make their escape (with ranged help from Fett, Dune and Shand). 

Mando leaves a warning for Gideon.

The Good
This episode is wall to wall awesome.  I'm not a big fan of Burr's comedy/comedy persona, but he's great as Mayfeld. The opening where he's working in a prison jumpsuit in a scrapyard dedicated to dismantling Imperial ships and things is fantastic, reminiscent of the opening of the Fallen Jedi video game.  I like that there are many of these around, some that are New Republic prisons, some are commercial ventures.

Seeing Boba Fett's newly repainted armor was amazing.  He looks better than he ever did. The matte finish is a great effect. 

Getting to be inside the Slave 1... awesome.  Whenever we get to explore these infamous vehicles from the original trilogy, I get very excited.  Watching the original trilogy as a kid, I would get lost in the background details and wonder what the inside of a Sandcrawler looks like, or how the troop transport works in action.  The Slave 1 was always a curious ship, and even when it popped up in the prequels we still didn't get as much as we do in this episode.  Seeing how the inside orients itself to the gravity was a really cool effect.

There's so much the title "The Beleiver" could be about from Mayfeld exploring Mando's sect's rules around taking his helmet off (to Mando actually exposing his face), to the Imperial officer's diatribes, to Mayfeld's lapsed belief in the Empire.  There's nuance here.


The Bad
One has to wonder if Mando and Mayfeld should feel good about staving off (and ultimately killing so many of ) those sabateurs that came after their transport.  Are they anti-Imperialists or generally chaos agents.  They don't look like the locals in the town they passed through, but that's not to say that maybe they aren't locals.  Then again, with the exception of Cara Dune, the squad here isn't affiliated with any real side, they just have their own objective which is to rescue Grogu.

I really don't get how access to Imperial systems works, because Dune, Shand and Fett all state that their faces wouldn't be able to pass the scan (Dune and Shand wanted by the ISB, Fett has obviously one of the most notorious faces in the galaxy, being a clone), but a deserter like Mayfeld and an unknown like Din would be able to pass? Weird.  I mean, I guess since the empire is all-human, that by barring all other races and anyone wanted by the ISB, it's probably easire than loading in every Imperial face... still weird and totally not secure.

Unreal Problems
Burr's comedy in the past has been kind of savage about Star Wars and its fandom, still maintaining the old "jocks vs. nerds" vibe.  Since getting on the show, Burr has kind of backtracked stating that he doesn't hate Star Wars, he "was just doing that comedian thing. It's something that they really liked, so I made fun of it."
I think it was shrewd of Favreau to recruit Burr for the very reason he's been so mocking of it.  By making him a part of it, it dulls his edge, and behoovs him to do these kind of interviews where he has to recant a bit.  I think that's funny.  He talks about going to ComicCon... which I'm sure was just some kind of jock nightmare until he went.

Also, I was confused when I thought they were going to "Morag" which is the planet in the Infinity War/Endgame where the soul stone was located.  But it's actually "Morak", so no real problem there.

Galaxy Building
Again we see the zealotry of the remaining imperials.  They've lost the war but they're still toiling away, the brainwashing of "law and order and stability" resonating through their brains. But to them, law and order is an iron fist, not in any ways of service to the people, but rather the people being subservient to the Empire.  So it's always a delight to see them get their toys destroyed.

Mando has to come face to face with his religion, the weird sect that Bo-Katan told him he was a part of in Chapter 11. He needs to make a decision about whether adhering to the strict rules of what this sect believes constitutes a Mandalorian is more important than what needs to be done to rescue the child.  He chooses the latter, but doesn't feel easy about it.  This will make for an interesting encounter when he meets his sect again.

Mayfeld's conversation about and with Valin Hess brings up past battles and Operation Cinder (a second mention this season) which was the Emperor's contingency plan upon his death, ordering to burn the Empire to the ground.  But somewhere along the way, Cinder was halted and this new cloning project (likely leading to the Emperor's revival) took over.

Looking Forward
I also don't get how the whole "locating Gideon" thing works, but they've found him and they're going after him.  So that's on tap. 

What's Mayfeld going to do abandoned on Morak?  Lay low and settle down, or is he going to return to his mercenary ways?

Yes, Toys of that Please
I want a Mayfeld figure, but would rather a Chapter 6 Mayfeld, rather than Chapter 15.  I definitely want Boba Fett in his new armor though.  Vintage Coll and Black Series. I have no doubt we'll be getting that, likely this year. Hot Toys is already doing an Imperial transport driver so doubtless Black Series and Vintage Collection versions are on their way.

Wednesday, January 6, 2021

Mandalorian Season 2: Chapter 14 - The Good, The Bad, and the U.G.L.Y.

 2020, Disney+

Chapter 14: The Tragedy
directed by: Robert Rodriguez


Din takes great joy in getting Grogu's attention while saying his name.  They wind up at the Jedi Temple on Tython where Grogu sits on a rock in the center of a Stonehenge-like setting and proceeds to commune with the force.  An impenetrable force barrier (literally) emerges separating Din from the child.  All is not well as a familiar ship lands.  We recognize this as the Slave 1, Boba Fett's ship.  

Fett (as he appeared at the end of Chapter 9) and Fennec Shand (last seen in Chapter 5) emerge from the ship requesting Fett's armor that Mando has in his possession.  They dispute what constitutes a Mandalorian but are interrupted by two drop ships of Imperial troops.  Fighting ensues, during which Fett reclaims his armor and the three of them clean the Imps clocks.

But they weren't expecting the robotic dark troopers with rocket boots to emerge from the cruiser overhead and they swoop down and snatch the child.  Fett, already in the Slave 1 closes in for observation, as the ship targets the Razor Crest and blows it to dust.  Only the Beskar staff survives.

Fett takes Mando back to Nevarro where he enlists the help of newly deputized Cara Dune to help get Grogu back.  Meanwhile Moff Gideon puts Grogu in the most adorable tiny handcuffs and then shows him the Darksaber for some reason.

The Good
Boba freakin' Fett! Hesa back! 
Seeing the Slave 1 swoop in was a total "oh shit!" experience.  I wasn't expecting Fett to come back this way.  Then again I didn't really know how they were going to work him into it.

Fennec Shand returning was also pretty cool.  I thought that Ming-Na Wen's appearance in Chapter 5 was pretty light and was more a cameo than a feature role.  Plus they kind of killed her off... except that reports of he death were greatly exaggerated.  Fett save her (he was that mysterious boot at the end of that episode) and now she has a robot stomach, which was weird (not in a bad or cool way, just weird).

I'm so happy they brought back Temeura Morrison, not just in maintaining continuity but Morrison incorporating Maori fighting styles into Fett's attacks on the Stormtroopers was inspired.  

The Bad
This episode didn't look great.  At times looked too bright and cheap.  I think shooting out in the California wilds just made it seem too... Earth-like, like cosplayers out LARPing in a field.  Robert Rodriguez as a director likes to shoot fast and cheap, so it likely meant the lighting wasn't paid too much attention to. He was given a short script and asked to pad it out with action and he certainly did that... it's what he does.

Personal preference.  I think the Darktroopers are dumb.

Unreal Problems

Blowing up the Razor Crest... after I just dropped a stupid amount of money on a toy version of it.
It's not that I think it matters that the Razor Crest is now gone... I still want it.  It was just a shock to have *just* closed out on paying this big sum for the toy to have  it demolished before my eyes.  It's timing.  If the funding had closed between season 1 and 2 or at the end of season 2, it wouldn't have made a difference.  Plus this means that Mando needs a new ship, which means another toy! Yay.

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alaxy Building
Well, dur, Boba Fett is back.  He didn't die in the sarlaac pit.  That's huge for all the nerds who thought he went out like a chump, when he was supposed to be the ultimate badass.  This adds a bit to the theory, but at this point Din has kind of proven his grit and we have to wonder who is the superior bounty hunter here?  And he still has the Slave 1.  But what's he been doing in 5-ish years between Return of the Jedi and now?  Spending some time with the Tusken Raiders, it seems.  Even though Clone Wars gave us a lot of young Boba backstory and training on being a Bounty Hunter, there's a lot of gap between then and Empire and he was never much of a character in the OT.  So there's still a lot of work to be done on fleshing out this character.

There's little bits of Star Wars lore, in the Jedi Temple, the Darksaber, bringing in the Darktroopers from the video games to live action, and bringing back Fennec Shan.  Why?  We'll see.

Looking Forward
So Boba's now committed to helping Mando out in recovering the Child.  We'll see how that shakes down in the coming episodes.

Din wants Cara to help break out Mayfeld (space Bill Burr, last seen incarcerated in Chapter 6).  Why? We'll see this too.  

As Cara is using her newfound deputy access to New Republic systems she scans past a couple of inmates who look like the guys who jumped Mando at the start of Chapter 10.  I thought he killed those guys, but maybe not.

I'm not quite sure what Gideon's obsession with the Darksaber is other than he has it and is playing keepaway from Bo-Katan. Gideon's through-line has kind of kept him as a character a bit in the shadows without really developing his specific motivations to this point. 

Yes, Toys of that Please

I got a Vintage Collection Slave 1 for Xmas, so I'm pretty happy.  But a VA and Black Series version of Fennec Shand, yes please.

Mandalorian Season 2: Chapter 13 - The Good, The Bad, and the U.G.L.Y.

 2020, Disney+

Chapter 13: The Jedi
directed by: Dave Filoni


Ahsoka Tano!

She's waging a one-woman war on the Imperial-appointed Magistrate of a forest planet, and it's apparent that the Imperials flat-out ravaged the planet (it's a forest of burned-out trees with only the hit of vegetation returning).  The town is inspired from classic samurai stories, with one entrance, surrounded by a wall, and a big cylindrical gong to alarm the defenses if there's an assault.

Mando comes to the planet in search of Ahsoka but gets recruited by the Magistrate to kill her, incentivized by a pure beskar staff she owns.  He never actually takes the contract.  He brings the child with him into the forest where they meet Ahsoka.  She communes with the Child, finds out his name (Grogu!?), and asks for Mando's help in liberating the town.

Of course, they do.  It turns out Ahsoka was also after information...the whereabouts of one Grand Admiral Thrawn(!?). In the end, Ahsoka states she isn't in the business of training Jedi and offers Mando and Grogu an alternative.

The Good
Ahsoka Tano!
Ahsoka is my favourite Star Wars character, and the pet creation of Dave Filoni.  The love and care he's put into Ahsoka's journey in The Clone Wars, Rebels and now The Mandalorian is evident, and the reason she's a fan favourite of many.  Seeing her in Live Action is enthralling, and when the rumours that Rosario Dawson would be playing her surfaced some time ago, it was dream casting.  I couldn't picture anyone else in the role.  She's just amazing.

The classic samurai-style conflict happening this episode is sort of a side step, kind of like the middle episodes of Season 1, but I love these sort of one-off divergences.  As much as I like all of the Mandalorian so far, I do wish it was even a bit more episodic than it already is.  But television these days is all about serialized binge-watching so there has to be a through-line to keep people engages, it seems.

I loved the imagery here, the burned out forest setting, the very large creatures in the background eating the trees, the kind of hazy smoky atmosphere and how Ahsoka's white lightsabres cut through the darkness.

In town there's sort of these old Roman-style punishment cages they put their prisoners in on public display, and if they lean against the edge they get shocked.  It's such a nasty piece of sci-fi tech, it almost seems out of place.  But I'm glad it's there.  It's shocking (pun!)

The Bad
Fan gripe.  When we see Ahsoka in Rebels (where some time has passed since we saw her in Clone Wars) her lekku (the blue and white tendrils attached to her head) have grown considerably.  The live action Ahsoka's lekku are much smaller, sort of back to the season 5 Clone Wars length.  Logically I understand the need for giving someone of Dawson's status a less heavy, more manageable headdress to wear, but from a nerd standpoint it drives me only a little nutty.

Speaking of the Lekku, I'm trying to decide if they have little scars in them or if those are just unfortunate wrinkles happening in the material they're made out of them.  That all said, Dawson looks great.  Her eyes are oustanding.

The editing of the final conflicts between Din with space Michael Behn and Ahsoka with the Magistrate is kind of choppy...especially the brief cut where Ahsoka asks the whereabouts of Grand Admiral Thrawn (it's a big moment for us nerds, but it's not a great moment for editing). 

What's to stop someone with a lightsaber from sliding its blade down the beskar staff and slicing the wielder's fingers off? 

This episode, though it works within the season narrative, feels less of a whole than the remaining episodes.  It is, ostensibly, a backdoor pilot for Ahsoka.  Hard to argue with it though.

Unreal Problems
There's another casting controversy, with Rosario Dawson and her family engaged in a civil suit from a former employee of Dawson's, a trans man alleging discrimination and abuse.  This person has since dropped all but two charge in the suit (relating to a physical assault).  I don't have much to say except that, from what I read, this seems like an incredibly personal issue to both the person bringing the suit and Dawson's family, whom this person has been acquainted with for a long time, and that type of personal issue doesn't seem to be indicative of a track record of behaviour but rather very specific circumstances/situations with a single individual.  Sometimes personal conflicts are just that.  You can take sides if you want or you can leave it to both of them to resolve among themselves and stay out of it.

There's also a bit of sadness that Ashley Eckstein, who has voiced Ahsoka for nearly 2 decades, and has become very personally attached to the role, isn't able to reprise it in live action like Katee Sackoff did Bo-Katan.  We're likely to experience similar issues with different actors portraying characters from Rebels in live action, as it's unlikely the voice actors are going to take on the physical roles.

Galaxy Building
Ahsoka!

As witnessed by the abuse on the forest planet Corvus, it's indicative of how the Imperials take and take without ever giving back, with little to no concern for the well being of a planet, nevermind the individuals upon it. It's all about subjugation and power.  What they've done to Corvus isn't as bad as blowing up Alderaan, but it's only a few shades away from being the same evil.  It's rather devastating.  And yet, even the husk that it is, the Magistrate still sees fit to rule over Corvus with malevolence and brutality.  It's what she learned.  (The current Thrawn novels have put Thrawn into the position of Anti-Hero and reluctant manipulator in the Empire, but if the Magistrate is his disciple, then what exactly is he teaching these people?)

Asoka fills in some much needed back story for Grogu, not only giving him a proper name, but exploring why he's so attached to Din.  She also recoils at the darkness, the fear she feels in Grogu.  All Jedi of a certain age seem to have the same reaction to touching the Dark Side.  Once bitten...

Ahsoka directs Din to his next objective, a Jedi temple where Grogu can commune with the force and maybe reach out to a more willing teacher.

Looking Forward
Where does this episode fit in between the end of Rebels and its coda (where she and Sabine are searching for Ezra)?  Indications are that this takes place between those points.  It's been announced that an Ahsoka series is coming, so I'm sure we will resume her search for Thrawn and fill in some of the gaps on what she's been up to while the events of A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi were going on.

Yes, Toys of that Please
Ahsoka, in every size.  Black Series, Vintage Collection, Hot Toys. I'd also like a Magistrate as well with beskar staff.  And maybe a playset with a half-moon shaped wall, the doorway, the bell, and one or two of those shock cages.  And some of those guards.  Those outfits were neat.

 

Mandalorian Season 2: Chapter 12 - The Good, The Bad, and the U.G.L.Y.

2020, Disney+

Chapter 12: The Siege
directed by: Carl Weathers

Mando and The Child return to Nevarro to get some real repairs done to the Razor Crest.  Greeted by Greef Karga and Cara Dune -- who are now the planet administrator and sheriff, respectively -- they enlist Din into helping them clean out an Imperial remnant base that still troubles them.  Actually, Greef wants to blow it up, lest the planet become a target for looters and scavengers.  Baby Yoda goes to school in the meantime where he steals a boy's cookies.

They infiltrate the base with ease but escaping is the hard part.  On the way out they discover that the base is actually a lab, with cloning projects in the works, for which the child was an essential element, which explains Moff Gideon's interest.  After a successful mission and repaired ship, Mando departs and Cara is visited by Carson Teva who takes an incident report, and deputizes her in the New Republic.

The Good
Like last episode, traipsing through Imperial ships and bases brings back gleeful memories of OG Star Wars and sneaking around the Death Star.  I have a visceral response to this kind of thing and just can't get enough of it.  I think the Empire is a cool villain with neat ships and bases, though utterly disgusting in principle, so it always brings me joy to see a hero (or even anti-hero) stick it to the space fascists.

The end chase sequence brings back the Troop Transport (seen in Chapter 7) though it's been modified into more of an assault transport.  The mere appearance of the troop transport in live action in Chapter 7 was enough of a thrill (it was only ever produced as a toy back in the late-1970's, never appearing in Star Wars anywhere proper until now), but seeing one in action brought an additional charge.

Carson Teva (Paul Sun-Hyung Lee) returns (debuting in Chapter 10).  I hope we see more of him across the different Star Wars series as an outer rim S.Hi.P.S (space highway patrol squad) officer.  He can be Ponch to Trapper Wolf's John.

Looks like Moff Gideon has a whole other arsenal ready to deploy.   And he had an agent on Nevarro plant a tracker on the Razor Crest.

The Bad
I have to question leaving Baby Yoda at a school that seems completely unguarded.  I also have to wonder why that boy did jack shit when the Child stole his cookies.  Is there a "takers-keepers" law in Navarro or something.

I don't want to be the needling person, but how much fuel does Mando's jetpack have?  How far can he get with it.  These are intricate nerdy details that don't really need to be explained, but I have to cock a curious eye when he can make it back to town faster in his jetpack, then, say, taking the Mythrol's speeder...unless he was leaving the speeder for the gang.  That said, it didn't seem the chase from the base back to town was really that far away.

Speaking of the chase, why were Greef and Cara driving right into town with TIE Fighters chasing them.  Wouldn't that put the town in danger?  Unless the town has air defences this doesn't seem like a good move.

Unreal Problems
Well, Cara Dune actress Gina Carano had a banner year in 2020 pissing off people on twitter and causing a swell of calls for her to be kicked off the Mandalorian.  First there were sort of anti-trans-like sentiments made, well, those were kind of backed out of, but not to everyone's satisfaction.  But she continued to rile sensitive left wingers with her tweets about the election results which kind of put her into the well of Trumpian-supporting celebs (although I don't think she's ever come right out and said she's a Trump supporter), and the cries for her cancellation swelled again.  Political divisiveness and the prevalence of slanted, manipulative articles posing as news has reached deep within the well of American society, and that includes celebrities.  Do I think Carano has a bad heart?  I don't really know, I don't follow her that closely, but I don't think so.  I think she's from conservative stock and that makes her a easier target for manipulation.  I hope she gets past it rather than leans into it.  Is she a good actress?  She's fine in the role as Cara Dune.  Will the show be the less without her?  Nope.  Will it be any worse with her?  Nope. Could Disney do anything about replacing her in Season 2 even if they wanted to by the time this shitstorm arose? Nope, everything was shot already and all episodes were deep in post-production.  So any continued bellyaching about Disney's relationship with here is, for the time being, a semi-moot point.

I like Cara Dune as a character...but I don't think she's worth creating yet another divide in Star Wars fandom.  I'll have to see how Carano handles herself in the coming months to see how I feel about a continued role.

Those cookies the Child stole/ate/barfed up were made by Willaims Sonoma and cost about $50 (US) for a sleeve of 12 cookies. And they're just a generic vanilla almond flavour.  That colour intones more a pistachio flavour.

Lest we forget... Jeans Guy who became an internet sensation late in November... then Disney deleted him from the episode weeks later.

On your left...



Galaxy Building
So we obviously spend some time on Nevarro back in Season 1 (Chapters 1-3, 7&8) with Greef who started out as a business acquaintance, then became adversary, and then turned into a friend.  Cara Dune appeared in Chapter 4 where Mando befriended her, then she returned in 7 & 8 to join him on Nevarro after which she stayed behind to help clean out the imperial presence and do some good.  She's been doing good.  The opening sequence we see her take on some Walrus Men in the Mandalorian Armorer's abandoned underground forge.

We see the TIEs with the folding wings, speeder bikes, and their old school Star Wars targeting systems.  So great.

In the school the protocol droid is teaching the children about trade routes, including the Kessel Run.

There's a memorial statue to IG-11 in the center of town, which was a very subtle but nice touch.

Mythrol (Horatio Sanz) last seen in Chapter 1, is back.  Greef thawed him out and has forced him into indentured servitude, which is kind of problematic, but it's mainly bookkeeping which isn't a rough gig as payback for one's crimes.

The controls for shutting down the lava cooling unit are on a janky, rail-less platform like that which Obi-Wan traversed to shut down the tractor beam on the Death Star.  Mythrol's comments about the lack of safety is on-point and hilarious.

Those cloning tubes...are those...Snoke prototypes?

That's Dr. Pershing in the holovid, last seen in Chapter 3.  He's a cloning scientist, but his allegiance to the Imperial order is obviously tenuous.  He certainly seems to have some care for the Child's wellbeing despite experimenting upon him.  He mentions "M-count" which is easily interpreted as "Medichlorians" (the reviled microscopic, countable entities that imbue the Jedi and Sith with their abilities).  Still canon.

Looking Forward
Cara getting deputized seems innocuous at first but it comes back into play later this season.

The cloning experiments, I assume, are part of the plan to resurrect Emperor Palpatine (per The Rise of Skywalker).

Obviously the tracker placed on the Razor Crest will come into play again.

And those kind of black stormtroopers we see Gideon with will have a future role.

Yes, Toys of that Please
We already got a Troop Transport in the Vintage Collection this year, so it would be too greedy to ask for the armored transport from this episode too (especially since I don't think the Troop Transport sold all that well).  I don't know that there's anything *really* necessary as an action figure here.  Maybe Greef's new wardrobe (since they've released figures of him in last season's outfit).