2012, Louis Morneau -- download
My usual fare is the Disaster or Science Gone Wrong flick. Throw a meteor at the earth, crack the core in two or develop a weather tracking system that actually freezes New York under a glacier and I am tempted. Considering the blockbuster versions of these movies are usually not very well made, how much worse can the mockbuster (sub-genre of what I am talking about) be ? Much much worse is the answer. I am less tolerant of other genres, such as slasher horror or even swords & sorcery (look! a movie starring LARPers!) but every so often something about the plot (?!?) attracts me.
This one? It was the idea of a motley crue of werewolf hunters that brought me in. The grizzled leader in the duster & wide-brimmed hat, the steampunk woman with a flame thrower, the guy pretending to be Dracula and that guy and that other guy ! Ensemble casts are the in-thing now. They are the skilled hunters of the supernatural but unfortunately, we never actually see their skill as they fail to capture or kill the beast. Seriously, we don't even get a preamble where we are presented with their accomplishments. Unless you count the drunken tale of how his horse ended up with only two legs.
Apparently, this movie was originally slotted to be a follow-up to the Benicio del Toro The Wolfman, where Universal was rebooting its classic monster stable. This really cannot be seen as a followup or even mockbuster of anything, unless you count Van Helsing, because the heros both wear floppy hats and leather dusters. It's just a boring, low budget vehicle for a European (shot in Bavaria!) practical effects school (how gross can you make the corpses?) with bad acting, swiss cheese script and terrible pacing. And that's all I can recall even though it was only a week ago.