2018, Paul Feig (Bridesmaids) -- download
So yes, I am that guy who constantly questions why the fuck he is doing with this page. Is it a review site? Is it a personal blog? Is it getting better? Is it getting worse? I occasionally Google "how to write a movie review" to see if there are any snippets of wisdom or gems of insight that will magically lift my writing from struggles of apathy and mundanity into crystal clarity views of my soul, and its connection to film. Alas most of those hits are so mundane, they make me read like Tolstoy. At least I know what I am not as bad as, despite how clumsy this sentence is. One article I came across claimed I should never write about any movie I don't have great passion for, positive or negative notwithstanding. But if I did that, I would never end up writing at all, as passion from my stress addled brain (and strained heart) is a rare beast.
For example, Paul Feig (who to be honest, I enjoy more as a supporting cast member of Joel McHale's Netflix-d The Soup) releases an enjoyable little movie that didn't inspire any passion in me, but definitely entertained me. Stephanie (Anna Kendrick) is a crafty v-blogger, single and rather introverted. She bumps into fellow mom Emily (Blake Lively), who is pretty much the polar opposite. But a play-date and many martinis later, the two are ... friends? No, not quite. But they have... something.
Their relationship flows quickly as Emily's vodka & gin (tee hee! Aviation Gin) and is never easily defined, especially after Emily disappears. The revelation of what happened to Emily goes from weird & quirky to the realm of murder-mystery which actually stymied my guess-the-Hollywood-formula game. It's not exactly Shakespeare going on here, but honestly I would (and do) watch Anna Kendrick update her Twitter account, so I was enjoying myself.
So, not passionate but entertained. And I am recording that. I am relating what I am watching, because if I don't relate it to someone, then it will be lost, right? Someone has to validate all this time I am wasting on dross. So, if you leave Like or a comment (hint hint) or Kent returns from his idyllic Letterbox'd to leave a contrasting review, then my life will be complete. No, not really, but ... moved along.
P.S. Not from Kent, but from a review from a Kent ?
P.S.S. This poster is wonderful ! Take a gander at IMP Awards for a bunch of wonderful posters. So, OK a bit of passion for the poster!
Tuesday, February 12, 2019
Sunday, February 10, 2019
3 Short Paragraphs: Kin
2018, Jonathan & Josh Baker (the original Bag Man) -- download
I am fan of those scifi shorts that are all over YouTube and Vimeo. Young directors/writers/special effects teams cut their teeth on something self-contained, something fully thought out without the need to put in the filler material to round out the three acts of a feature film. Typically on limited budgets, they contain the story to a few sets, and round out the rest with CGI. And they can explore ideas that would never generally see the light of day on the big screen.
Kin started as the short Bag Man by twins Jonathan & Josh Baker, about a kid who travels from an urban setting, to the countryside and along the way we find out what he has in the bag, which I cannot do this post, without revealing its a futuristic / alien rifle. The short is just absolutely lovely, so lovingly shot, well lit and tightly acted.
Kin is that expansion into feature film and, well, its not all that successful. It suffers the expected failings of having plot & characterization inflated to meet a full movie, and meet with the typical expectations of thescifi movie audience money backers. We take the black city kid, this time with adoptive father (requisite recognizable face; Dennis Quaid) and ex-con adoptive brother, who gets the kid mixed up in his ex-con trouble. But he has a laser gun, found on the body of some unknown battle-suited soldier in an abandoned warehouse, and with it he & his brother lead the bad guys on a merry chase across the US. Add in a stripper with a heart of gold (Zoë Kravitz) and a cameo by Michael B Jordan, and we have a run of the mill action-er, that barely remembers the quality directing of the short.
I am fan of those scifi shorts that are all over YouTube and Vimeo. Young directors/writers/special effects teams cut their teeth on something self-contained, something fully thought out without the need to put in the filler material to round out the three acts of a feature film. Typically on limited budgets, they contain the story to a few sets, and round out the rest with CGI. And they can explore ideas that would never generally see the light of day on the big screen.
Kin started as the short Bag Man by twins Jonathan & Josh Baker, about a kid who travels from an urban setting, to the countryside and along the way we find out what he has in the bag, which I cannot do this post, without revealing its a futuristic / alien rifle. The short is just absolutely lovely, so lovingly shot, well lit and tightly acted.
Kin is that expansion into feature film and, well, its not all that successful. It suffers the expected failings of having plot & characterization inflated to meet a full movie, and meet with the typical expectations of the
Wednesday, February 6, 2019
Russian Doll
2019, Leslye Headland, Natasha Lyonne, Amy Poehler -- Netflix
I don't generally binge. Well, TV. Cookies for sure. I bet you thought I was going to say beer. Fuck you, for that.
You see, nothing generally captures me enough to watch more than a couple of, maybe three, episodes in a single sitting. And I usually spread it out. But this one? We completed the series in a night & the next day. And I wanted more. No, not another season, but just more -- more to this world, more to this story, more of these characters.
Russian Doll is a time loop story. So, its no qwinky-dink that Netflix release this on Groundhog Day. Is that the first movie to present the idea? I know Picard was stuck in an ever exploding USS Enterprise before the movie, but I cannot think of any other movie that so succinctly captured the idea, before Bill Murray's. And as the latest example, this one was one of the best.
Natasha Lyonne (Slums of Beverly Hills) is Nadia Vulvokov, self-described daughter of Andrew Dice Clay and the girl from Brave. Not really, but damn it's apt. She's smart, abrasive, loud, and turning 36. And more than a little self-destructive. She wades through her birthday party, both greeting all the familiar faces and simultaneously dismissing them all. She doesn't need anyone, rejects her ex when he shows up, but then fucks the next guy who shows some interest -- a self-absorbed literature professor who we are meant to hate. He fucks all his grad students, and has no shame. And then, not long after, she is hit by a taxi and killed.
For a brief moment, I wondered if I was in one of those shows where I wouldn't like anyone. Sure its nice to see a lifestyle where people are not tied down by age-ism, where 20sumthins and people older than me are all fast friends & acquaintances, but really, you are not expected to like anyone the show introduces you to. Vacant, self-obsessed, narcissistic, etc. The typical NYC art scene? But then loops began looping me in.
For one, Nadia is a brilliant software engineer, gaming programmer in the current boyz-club coder culture. Its not a heavy plot point, but they do toss it in our face, when she attends a code review meeting, only to be accused of bad code, while all the others (men) are lauded for their fine work. She instantly points out errors in one guy's code, fixes it on the spot, and just moves on. She doesn't give a fuck about their attitudes, as she knows how brilliant she is. I warmed to her there and then. Oh, and in every single subsequent loop she never returns to work. Why bother, right ?
Nadia is both brilliant and incredibly messed up. Once she is in the loop, she needs to find out why. Is it the building, and possible Jewish mysticism? It has to be some external force, right? Because it couldn't be directly related to her. And as she explores the possible reasons how & why, you keep on marveling at her (bad) attitude, her astounding sense of impropriety and her bad choices. And that is sort of the point. She eventually finds out how tied it really is to her and her reasons for her bad choices. And who she is.
About midway, we are introduced to someone else who is in the loop with her. That is when the real exploration of what is going on begins to happen, and that is when we start seeing transformations. Not only of her, but of the world around her. Things and people disappear. And, did you catch that? Mold is growing on the fruit in the background. But nobody notices. I began to think that Nadia was trapped in software, a bug in her own code. But this is not Edge of Tomorrow or Source Code where we get a strong scifi explanation for what is going on, but we get definite nuances of something. And we are enthralled.
At the end, mid-afternoon Sunday, when we were done, I just said, "That was utterly wonderful." I had thoroughly enjoyed that. I ended up really liking Nadia. I liked her friends. I liked her life. And I just liked the way the universe gave her a strong and tangible way for her life to become better. Please, sir, can I have some?
I don't generally binge. Well, TV. Cookies for sure. I bet you thought I was going to say beer. Fuck you, for that.
You see, nothing generally captures me enough to watch more than a couple of, maybe three, episodes in a single sitting. And I usually spread it out. But this one? We completed the series in a night & the next day. And I wanted more. No, not another season, but just more -- more to this world, more to this story, more of these characters.
Russian Doll is a time loop story. So, its no qwinky-dink that Netflix release this on Groundhog Day. Is that the first movie to present the idea? I know Picard was stuck in an ever exploding USS Enterprise before the movie, but I cannot think of any other movie that so succinctly captured the idea, before Bill Murray's. And as the latest example, this one was one of the best.
Natasha Lyonne (Slums of Beverly Hills) is Nadia Vulvokov, self-described daughter of Andrew Dice Clay and the girl from Brave. Not really, but damn it's apt. She's smart, abrasive, loud, and turning 36. And more than a little self-destructive. She wades through her birthday party, both greeting all the familiar faces and simultaneously dismissing them all. She doesn't need anyone, rejects her ex when he shows up, but then fucks the next guy who shows some interest -- a self-absorbed literature professor who we are meant to hate. He fucks all his grad students, and has no shame. And then, not long after, she is hit by a taxi and killed.
For a brief moment, I wondered if I was in one of those shows where I wouldn't like anyone. Sure its nice to see a lifestyle where people are not tied down by age-ism, where 20sumthins and people older than me are all fast friends & acquaintances, but really, you are not expected to like anyone the show introduces you to. Vacant, self-obsessed, narcissistic, etc. The typical NYC art scene? But then loops began looping me in.
For one, Nadia is a brilliant software engineer, gaming programmer in the current boyz-club coder culture. Its not a heavy plot point, but they do toss it in our face, when she attends a code review meeting, only to be accused of bad code, while all the others (men) are lauded for their fine work. She instantly points out errors in one guy's code, fixes it on the spot, and just moves on. She doesn't give a fuck about their attitudes, as she knows how brilliant she is. I warmed to her there and then. Oh, and in every single subsequent loop she never returns to work. Why bother, right ?
Nadia is both brilliant and incredibly messed up. Once she is in the loop, she needs to find out why. Is it the building, and possible Jewish mysticism? It has to be some external force, right? Because it couldn't be directly related to her. And as she explores the possible reasons how & why, you keep on marveling at her (bad) attitude, her astounding sense of impropriety and her bad choices. And that is sort of the point. She eventually finds out how tied it really is to her and her reasons for her bad choices. And who she is.
About midway, we are introduced to someone else who is in the loop with her. That is when the real exploration of what is going on begins to happen, and that is when we start seeing transformations. Not only of her, but of the world around her. Things and people disappear. And, did you catch that? Mold is growing on the fruit in the background. But nobody notices. I began to think that Nadia was trapped in software, a bug in her own code. But this is not Edge of Tomorrow or Source Code where we get a strong scifi explanation for what is going on, but we get definite nuances of something. And we are enthralled.
At the end, mid-afternoon Sunday, when we were done, I just said, "That was utterly wonderful." I had thoroughly enjoyed that. I ended up really liking Nadia. I liked her friends. I liked her life. And I just liked the way the universe gave her a strong and tangible way for her life to become better. Please, sir, can I have some?
Thursday, January 31, 2019
3 Short Paragraphs: Papillon
2017, Michael Noer (Northwest) -- download
I was a big fan of the original in my youth, the movie with Steve McQueen and Dustin Hoffman. Both movies are semi-biographical, about a Frenchman framed for a murder in the 30s and sent to French Guyana to serve out a life sentence. Neither McQueen nor Charlie Hunnam are really believable as the bold, determined, charismatic Frenchman but their charm carries it off.
I remember the earlier version as more an adventure movie, where a man is pitted against the system and the environment, surviving against all odds. Like most 70s adventure movies, they are never remembered as contiguous stories but as key events. The new one likes to focus on Hunnam's innate animal-ism, likening him to a caged tiger who will escape, it being a matter of time, not circumstances. The events happen, as he mixes it up with friend and co-conspirator Degas (Rami Malek), but nothing really stands out, not even the locale.
If you are going to recreate a critically acclaimed, if no widely remembered, older movie then you need to do something that raises its spirit above the original. But in the end, this movie is so uninspired, that even the vague emotional connection I have with the original is more tangible than this one. All that I can remember is that Malek and Hunnam were really, really good but... what did they do again? Survive, make escape attempts, survive, fail, finally succeed.
I was a big fan of the original in my youth, the movie with Steve McQueen and Dustin Hoffman. Both movies are semi-biographical, about a Frenchman framed for a murder in the 30s and sent to French Guyana to serve out a life sentence. Neither McQueen nor Charlie Hunnam are really believable as the bold, determined, charismatic Frenchman but their charm carries it off.
I remember the earlier version as more an adventure movie, where a man is pitted against the system and the environment, surviving against all odds. Like most 70s adventure movies, they are never remembered as contiguous stories but as key events. The new one likes to focus on Hunnam's innate animal-ism, likening him to a caged tiger who will escape, it being a matter of time, not circumstances. The events happen, as he mixes it up with friend and co-conspirator Degas (Rami Malek), but nothing really stands out, not even the locale.
If you are going to recreate a critically acclaimed, if no widely remembered, older movie then you need to do something that raises its spirit above the original. But in the end, this movie is so uninspired, that even the vague emotional connection I have with the original is more tangible than this one. All that I can remember is that Malek and Hunnam were really, really good but... what did they do again? Survive, make escape attempts, survive, fail, finally succeed.
Wednesday, January 30, 2019
Polar
2019, Jonas Åkerlund (Lords of Chaos, lots and lots of music videos) -- Netflix
Music videos still exist? Where is our late night half-hour TV show that highlights the charts?
Anywayz, from a director whom I am not surprised he did Ramstein videos, and a very very very loose connection to John Wick (Constantin Films, production company, helped distribute Wick in Europe) comes a very very very over the top movie that tries to resurrect the visual appeal of 90s edgy action flicks while melding it with a Suicide Squad aesthetic. But it stars Mads Mikkelsen, which is the only reason I forgave it.
So, first up. There is no real reason this movie is called Polar other than that the original web-comic / graphic novel is called that, and it is sometimes a wintry movie. The Miller-ish comic looked incredible, and did its best Sin City impression using snow and shadows to set a mood. Parts of this movie take place in a cabin by a lake in the heart of winter, but it's nowhere close to being polar.
Anywayz.
Holey fricking crow, this movie was all over the place. Mads is soon-to-retire assassin Duncan Vizla haunted by one kill from his past, that must have gone wrong. He will retire to his rustic cabin in the woods in small town Montana/Wyoming/Dakota/Somewhere with Snow and Mountains, and live off his well-earned pension plan. Yep, Damocles the Assassination Company has pension plans. You would think assassins would just make so much money, they could set up their own offshore money, but psss-shaw, we need a premise. And that premise is that the owner of Damocles has been squandering the money, so his ingenious plan is to kill his own assassins as they turn 50, so the clause in the contract means all their banked money goes to him. And he uses a gawdy, inclusive band of not-near-50 assassins to take out his own veterans.
The movie flips between Vizla's attempts to retire, or prepare to retire, in his cabin in the woods, across the lake from almost unrecognizable Vanessa Hudgens whom he has taken a shine to, to gory, over the top killing scenes as the Band of Younger Ne're Do Wells take out the random people at Vizla's Other Addresses. The colours and imagery are drastically different between the two types of scenes, which are well directed and shot, but quickly become tiring. The thing that made John Wick work so well was that it was tonally solid and knew who it was. This movie is suffering a major split personality.
And the sex. Edgy 90s tried to pull away from the politically correct late 80s with lots of racy sex. But this movie just seems to be yelling "BOOBS !" every ten minutes, for no particularly good reason. An extended sex scene between Sexy Bimbo Assassin and Vizla may be based on the scene from the comic, but it goes much further than it needs to. Why? Just because.
And don't get me fucking started on it's extreme "FUCK YOU!" to John Wick when Vizla brings home a puppy. I almost turned it off right there.
In the end I watched it through, and despite some incredibly well shot scenes and decent acting (I loved every clothing change scene with Katheryn Winnick [ed. note: that's not what it sounds like; i mean she wore a diff outfit in every scene.]) it just didn't win me over.
Music videos still exist? Where is our late night half-hour TV show that highlights the charts?
Anywayz, from a director whom I am not surprised he did Ramstein videos, and a very very very loose connection to John Wick (Constantin Films, production company, helped distribute Wick in Europe) comes a very very very over the top movie that tries to resurrect the visual appeal of 90s edgy action flicks while melding it with a Suicide Squad aesthetic. But it stars Mads Mikkelsen, which is the only reason I forgave it.
So, first up. There is no real reason this movie is called Polar other than that the original web-comic / graphic novel is called that, and it is sometimes a wintry movie. The Miller-ish comic looked incredible, and did its best Sin City impression using snow and shadows to set a mood. Parts of this movie take place in a cabin by a lake in the heart of winter, but it's nowhere close to being polar.
Anywayz.
Holey fricking crow, this movie was all over the place. Mads is soon-to-retire assassin Duncan Vizla haunted by one kill from his past, that must have gone wrong. He will retire to his rustic cabin in the woods in small town Montana/Wyoming/Dakota/Somewhere with Snow and Mountains, and live off his well-earned pension plan. Yep, Damocles the Assassination Company has pension plans. You would think assassins would just make so much money, they could set up their own offshore money, but psss-shaw, we need a premise. And that premise is that the owner of Damocles has been squandering the money, so his ingenious plan is to kill his own assassins as they turn 50, so the clause in the contract means all their banked money goes to him. And he uses a gawdy, inclusive band of not-near-50 assassins to take out his own veterans.
The movie flips between Vizla's attempts to retire, or prepare to retire, in his cabin in the woods, across the lake from almost unrecognizable Vanessa Hudgens whom he has taken a shine to, to gory, over the top killing scenes as the Band of Younger Ne're Do Wells take out the random people at Vizla's Other Addresses. The colours and imagery are drastically different between the two types of scenes, which are well directed and shot, but quickly become tiring. The thing that made John Wick work so well was that it was tonally solid and knew who it was. This movie is suffering a major split personality.
And the sex. Edgy 90s tried to pull away from the politically correct late 80s with lots of racy sex. But this movie just seems to be yelling "BOOBS !" every ten minutes, for no particularly good reason. An extended sex scene between Sexy Bimbo Assassin and Vizla may be based on the scene from the comic, but it goes much further than it needs to. Why? Just because.
And don't get me fucking started on it's extreme "FUCK YOU!" to John Wick when Vizla brings home a puppy. I almost turned it off right there.
In the end I watched it through, and despite some incredibly well shot scenes and decent acting (I loved every clothing change scene with Katheryn Winnick [ed. note: that's not what it sounds like; i mean she wore a diff outfit in every scene.]) it just didn't win me over.
Saturday, January 26, 2019
3+1 Short Paragraphs: Mortal Engines
2018, Christian Rivers (Peter Jackson's art dept) -- cinema
There is a subset of gonzo (def. outlandishly unconventional, outrageous, or extreme) scifi movies that seem to have been created for me: The Fifth Element, Buckaroo Banzai, Sucker Punch, Jupiter Ascending, etc. The definition of the sub-genre is in debate (just try Googling lists) but 'unconventional' is the best description. This movie, if it could be called anything, is definitely from unconventional source material, but tries to make a much more conventional adventure movie from it.
Get this. In the distant future, after an apocalyptic war, the great cities of the world made themselves mobile: wheels, treads, tires and tracks. Entire cities are set upon engines and wheels, and rove across the countryside eating each other. Yes, eating. For with the fall of the world, resources could not be gathered, but had to be taken. So cities have hunted other cities until few were left. And London is the greatest.
Tom (Robert Sheehan), an apprentice historian, gets mixed up in a revenge plot between the city's greatest hero, historian Thaddeus Valentine (Hugo Weaving), and Hester, the young woman he tried to murder ages ago. Valentine seeks control over London and a great power from the past, a weapon great enough to allow London to challenge the greatest of the Anti-traction League cities, Shan Guo in the far east. Along the way they meet an odd ball collection of heroes and villains.
That last sentence is as mundane as the movie wants to be. But why? It could have gone all Terry Gilliam and embraced its outrageous premise, but instead it tried to establish a more classic adventure scifi movie. Now, to be honest, so did the source material and the books are kind of disappointing considering where and when they are set. Easily digested is what they, and the movie, were seeking. So, in the end, not so gonzo afterall.
There is a subset of gonzo (def. outlandishly unconventional, outrageous, or extreme) scifi movies that seem to have been created for me: The Fifth Element, Buckaroo Banzai, Sucker Punch, Jupiter Ascending, etc. The definition of the sub-genre is in debate (just try Googling lists) but 'unconventional' is the best description. This movie, if it could be called anything, is definitely from unconventional source material, but tries to make a much more conventional adventure movie from it.
Get this. In the distant future, after an apocalyptic war, the great cities of the world made themselves mobile: wheels, treads, tires and tracks. Entire cities are set upon engines and wheels, and rove across the countryside eating each other. Yes, eating. For with the fall of the world, resources could not be gathered, but had to be taken. So cities have hunted other cities until few were left. And London is the greatest.
Tom (Robert Sheehan), an apprentice historian, gets mixed up in a revenge plot between the city's greatest hero, historian Thaddeus Valentine (Hugo Weaving), and Hester, the young woman he tried to murder ages ago. Valentine seeks control over London and a great power from the past, a weapon great enough to allow London to challenge the greatest of the Anti-traction League cities, Shan Guo in the far east. Along the way they meet an odd ball collection of heroes and villains.
That last sentence is as mundane as the movie wants to be. But why? It could have gone all Terry Gilliam and embraced its outrageous premise, but instead it tried to establish a more classic adventure scifi movie. Now, to be honest, so did the source material and the books are kind of disappointing considering where and when they are set. Easily digested is what they, and the movie, were seeking. So, in the end, not so gonzo afterall.
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ReLoaded: The Rookie & Magnum PI
The doors open elevator style and a man on a strange bicycle type device, all gears and steampunk pipes, pedals his way out furiously. The bicycle extends out into a dark void, from the meager light through the door, attached to telescoping tubes, only precariously connected to the fevered pedaling of the cyclist.
At full extension, the bike clicks and locks and distant gears begin grinding, the bike shifting down in gears, the pedaling slows. In the blackness surrounding the cyclist, lights begin flickering on, no not lights but screens. 4x9 screens suspended without CRT, just light and colour. TV shows and movies, red and green and blue and all the colours of life and fiction, flicker into life in a sphere around the cyclist. Interspersed are screens of text, Times New Roman and Verdana, HTML and plain text.
"Miss blogging, miss putting thoughts into words, even when they won't come, miss being a part of something I once embraced, even if I sucked at it..."
"Friendships are like muscles, they have to be worked, but no matter what you do, they change over time..."
"I am not That Movie Guy anymore, I am not even the guy who used to be him. Its been longer not being That Guy then I was that guy, but I still see hints of him on the screen..."
"Media consumption has gone from being a thoughtful process, or even an escape, and fallen into a comfort food or nubby blanket, something to wrap your self in distraction..."
The cyclist twitches, flinching at the words on the screen. Some hurt, some remind, some inspire. He leans on the handlebars, sweat beading on his pale taught face. Suddenly, he reaches out and grabs at one of the screens, tapping it like a UI and it expands, while off to his right, a screen of text goes blank and begins to fill...
***
Magnum PI, 2018-19, CBS -- download
My best friend from high school died about a year ago, on New Year's Eve. I don't have the circumstances or the story, but I suspect he took his own life. But whatever happened, it was an unfortunate event. I wish I could say I miss him, but to be honest, we had faded away decades ago. I let that happen a lot. It is easier to let things fade, then to suffer loss.
Shawn would have hated this reboot, but when I watch it, I remember him fondly. He was a huge original Magnum PI fan. Parts of his post-high school personality was taken from Thomas Magnum, a tall jovial lady's man who was constantly getting himself in trouble. They both loved red cars. They both looked terrible in short shorts. We played many a RPG scenario which was lifted directly from episodes of this show.
When I watch this show now, it is like curling up on the couch and wrapping myself in nostalgia, and the show knows it. From the setup to the friendships to the backgrounds of the characters, the show remains faithful to what it once was. But of course, much has changed. Gone is the Tom Selleck tall, mustachioed swagger, replaced Jay Hernandez's compact smirk-y confidence -- and it works. Higgy Baby is now a woman (Perdita Weeks), but still British, still ex-MI6 and still sicking the dogs (Zeus & Apollo) on Magnum. Rick & TC are exactly what they were back then, but the show endeavours to make them less background material and more equals in Thomas's actions. They even worked Nuzo into the opening episodes, so they could more strongly tie in Magnum's military background. And with the theme music perfectly recreated and the provision of a new, updated red Ferrari, the show is just meant to draw in people who loved the original show.
My, how Shawn would have hated it, especially the budding relationship between Thomas and Higgins. Right now, deep into Season One, they still don't really get along -- Magnum keeps on abusing her good faith, as he squats in the guest house and constantly asks favours of her. But there have been enough episodes where she witnesses Thomas's delicate sensitivities and strong moral code, that you can see she may grow from grudging respect into something more. I hope the show dispenses with it, and just makes them strong friends, but you know how shows like this need romance. What I truly expect them to do, is drawn upon the canonical relationship from Magnum's past (Michelle) and throw up a wall between Magnum & Higgins hooking up.
Oh, and can I say I love the cross-over? The original series loved its crossover episodes (Murder She Wrote, Simon & Simon), so the fact that this show takes place in the same continuity as the Hawaii Five-Oh remake makes me chuckle.
The Rookie, 2018-19, ABC -- download
From nostalgia for a show past, to a nostalgia for an actor past. But to be honest, even if I wasn't a massive (MASSIVE) fan of Firefly I would still be a strong fan of Nathan Fillion. That this show has drawn upon his likable personality and reputation as a "nice guy" is apparent, in a show about a rookie cop in LA who stands out, not just because he is over 40 (oldest rookie on record), but because he is just genuinely a stand-up guy with no agenda.
Migawd, I am just loving this show. When every other show is showing itself to be gritty and dark and edgy and contemporary, and every aspect of real life is Trump or stress tainted, I just need this fucking unabated optimism. Sure, they are being shot at every single episode. Sure, it is un-shirking in its reflection of modern life, and how crime perpetrators are often victims themselves, but it doesn't stop him and his fellow rookies from just doing Good, capitol G, good.
I find myself being strung along with all the standard tropes of this show, all the familiarities and the standard setups to the cliches of each and every character. Sure, one Training Officer is a gung-ho asshole, but he has a heart of gold and a tragic history. And the women in the focus have to constantly deal with their equality among their peers, working harder and doing more. And the other male rookie has to live up to his dad's force legend. The tropes are there, obvious and heavy handed, but I find myself instantly falling into alignment with Fillion's John Nolan as he experiences tragedy in the field, from the outrageous treatment after his first kill (do they really call a cop shooting, a homicide??) to just the victims of crime who he tries to help, and sometimes fails.
I am just waiting for the late season Act 3 trouble to stir up. I hope they leave at least one season relatively unscathed and give me reasons to keep on smiling at it.
At full extension, the bike clicks and locks and distant gears begin grinding, the bike shifting down in gears, the pedaling slows. In the blackness surrounding the cyclist, lights begin flickering on, no not lights but screens. 4x9 screens suspended without CRT, just light and colour. TV shows and movies, red and green and blue and all the colours of life and fiction, flicker into life in a sphere around the cyclist. Interspersed are screens of text, Times New Roman and Verdana, HTML and plain text.
"Miss blogging, miss putting thoughts into words, even when they won't come, miss being a part of something I once embraced, even if I sucked at it..."
"Friendships are like muscles, they have to be worked, but no matter what you do, they change over time..."
"I am not That Movie Guy anymore, I am not even the guy who used to be him. Its been longer not being That Guy then I was that guy, but I still see hints of him on the screen..."
"Media consumption has gone from being a thoughtful process, or even an escape, and fallen into a comfort food or nubby blanket, something to wrap your self in distraction..."
The cyclist twitches, flinching at the words on the screen. Some hurt, some remind, some inspire. He leans on the handlebars, sweat beading on his pale taught face. Suddenly, he reaches out and grabs at one of the screens, tapping it like a UI and it expands, while off to his right, a screen of text goes blank and begins to fill...
***
Magnum PI, 2018-19, CBS -- download
My best friend from high school died about a year ago, on New Year's Eve. I don't have the circumstances or the story, but I suspect he took his own life. But whatever happened, it was an unfortunate event. I wish I could say I miss him, but to be honest, we had faded away decades ago. I let that happen a lot. It is easier to let things fade, then to suffer loss.
Shawn would have hated this reboot, but when I watch it, I remember him fondly. He was a huge original Magnum PI fan. Parts of his post-high school personality was taken from Thomas Magnum, a tall jovial lady's man who was constantly getting himself in trouble. They both loved red cars. They both looked terrible in short shorts. We played many a RPG scenario which was lifted directly from episodes of this show.
When I watch this show now, it is like curling up on the couch and wrapping myself in nostalgia, and the show knows it. From the setup to the friendships to the backgrounds of the characters, the show remains faithful to what it once was. But of course, much has changed. Gone is the Tom Selleck tall, mustachioed swagger, replaced Jay Hernandez's compact smirk-y confidence -- and it works. Higgy Baby is now a woman (Perdita Weeks), but still British, still ex-MI6 and still sicking the dogs (Zeus & Apollo) on Magnum. Rick & TC are exactly what they were back then, but the show endeavours to make them less background material and more equals in Thomas's actions. They even worked Nuzo into the opening episodes, so they could more strongly tie in Magnum's military background. And with the theme music perfectly recreated and the provision of a new, updated red Ferrari, the show is just meant to draw in people who loved the original show.
My, how Shawn would have hated it, especially the budding relationship between Thomas and Higgins. Right now, deep into Season One, they still don't really get along -- Magnum keeps on abusing her good faith, as he squats in the guest house and constantly asks favours of her. But there have been enough episodes where she witnesses Thomas's delicate sensitivities and strong moral code, that you can see she may grow from grudging respect into something more. I hope the show dispenses with it, and just makes them strong friends, but you know how shows like this need romance. What I truly expect them to do, is drawn upon the canonical relationship from Magnum's past (Michelle) and throw up a wall between Magnum & Higgins hooking up.
Oh, and can I say I love the cross-over? The original series loved its crossover episodes (Murder She Wrote, Simon & Simon), so the fact that this show takes place in the same continuity as the Hawaii Five-Oh remake makes me chuckle.
The Rookie, 2018-19, ABC -- download
From nostalgia for a show past, to a nostalgia for an actor past. But to be honest, even if I wasn't a massive (MASSIVE) fan of Firefly I would still be a strong fan of Nathan Fillion. That this show has drawn upon his likable personality and reputation as a "nice guy" is apparent, in a show about a rookie cop in LA who stands out, not just because he is over 40 (oldest rookie on record), but because he is just genuinely a stand-up guy with no agenda.
Migawd, I am just loving this show. When every other show is showing itself to be gritty and dark and edgy and contemporary, and every aspect of real life is Trump or stress tainted, I just need this fucking unabated optimism. Sure, they are being shot at every single episode. Sure, it is un-shirking in its reflection of modern life, and how crime perpetrators are often victims themselves, but it doesn't stop him and his fellow rookies from just doing Good, capitol G, good.
I find myself being strung along with all the standard tropes of this show, all the familiarities and the standard setups to the cliches of each and every character. Sure, one Training Officer is a gung-ho asshole, but he has a heart of gold and a tragic history. And the women in the focus have to constantly deal with their equality among their peers, working harder and doing more. And the other male rookie has to live up to his dad's force legend. The tropes are there, obvious and heavy handed, but I find myself instantly falling into alignment with Fillion's John Nolan as he experiences tragedy in the field, from the outrageous treatment after his first kill (do they really call a cop shooting, a homicide??) to just the victims of crime who he tries to help, and sometimes fails.
I am just waiting for the late season Act 3 trouble to stir up. I hope they leave at least one season relatively unscathed and give me reasons to keep on smiling at it.
Thursday, January 24, 2019
Blade Runner 2049
2017, d. Denis Villeneuve - blu-ray
I consider the original Blade Runner to be a sleep aid. I've never made it through the film without falling asleep at least once, but, being a longtime sci-fi nerd, I've tried again more than a few times, with a few different editions, to the same effect. So powerful is the narcoleptic effect that, years distant from last viewing, just hearing a few chords of its score in the trailer for 2049 started making me legit drowsy in the theatre (Every. Time. Those trailers leaned hard on that classic score, treading heavily on nostalgia for Ridley Scott's original production.)
Put bluntly, I'm not a fan. Don't hate it, but the property never resonated with me.
Blade Runner 2049 seemed like a weird and risky $150million+ gamble for Warner Brothers. It's not like the original was ever anything but a cult favorite. It's not like it has the mass cultural appeal of Star Wars, Star Trek or even the Alien franchise (of which it's loosely a part). It's not adventurous enough, not action-oriented really at all to appeal to the broader range of moviegoing public. It's a bleak and bleary future world that always feels heavy and uninviting. It's inspired dozens upon dozens of impersonators, few of which have been successful.
Somewhere deep down, the WB was thinking that The Force Awakens was such a smash hit primarily because it brought Harrison Ford back in the fold, and that doing so again with another sci-fi property would be a sure fire hit. Nevermind that director Denis Villeneuve was just coming off the critically successful Arrival and a string of other sleeper hits, they must have thought they had box office gold forthcoming.
But the original Blade Runner hadn't ever transcended its cult status and the box office for 2049 reflected that quite handily. It struggled to draw an audience beyond the fandom despite healthy critical praise (and a little cultural blowback, which we'll get to). The excitement of Ford returning as Deckard was certainly nothing compared to returning as Han Solo. I mean, I love big budget sci-fi (conceptually) and tend to gravitate towards it even when it's bad, but good word of mouth still couldn't draw me into this one at the theatre. Not that I didn't think about it, figuring that I would have a harder time falling asleep watching it if I was at the theatre. As much as Blade Runner's reputation is of that as a classic of the genre, I think there's probably more people who saw the original and weren't entertained or engaged by it than love it, and that reputation kept people away from this sequel.
The thing is it's good. It's really good. It doesn't fundamentally shift away from its predecessor in tone, and it's a loving homage to its past, yet, to be perfectly honest, it's more than a few steps up in quality, and not just because of the money and technology modern filmmaking can throw at it (not that it doesn't help). I mean, Roger Deakins cinematography is miles beyond Jordan Cronenweth's of the original ...not that it doesn't still hold up fairly well, all things considered, but it's nothing like Deakins, who is if not THE master of his craft today, certainly in the conversation for it. This is just a flat-out gorgeous-looking film. Villeneuve has a great eye to start and I think Deakins knows how to perfectly execute that intent (having worked with him before on Sicario and Prisoners, it's clear they have a compatible partnership).
With a script from returning Blade Runner writer Hampton Fancher (with Michael Green), the sequel more than understand its need to act as both sequel and stand alone story. Although I've seen Blade Runner in full a handful of times, because I've fallen asleep so often during those viewings I really don't remember the specifics...it's like trying to remember the finer details of a dream. Yet I was never lost with 2049. I'm sure there were probably a few nods to the past I missed, but it's just savvy filmmaking to put the viewer into a very fleshed-out world and fill in any necessary details as you go. It does so remarkably. Honestly, had they called this something else other than "Blade Runner", a different title altogether, it probably would have pulled another 50 to 100 million in the box office. It's certainly accessible enough to stand on its own while also carrying forward a story from 35 years ago. Think about a gorgeous sci-fi epic starring Ford and Ryan Gosling that didn't lean so heavily on the franchise name, it should have been an much easier sell.
Much of the negative reaction has been around the film's troubling depiction of women. As I watched, aware of the criticism, I found myself keenly observing how the women's roles are depicted. There is certainly an awareness within the film itself of the troubling life for women in this dystopic future...I mean life is generally harsh, but the film is just that much harsher on its female characters. Prostitution and subservience is largely their role, acting as sexual aggressors seems to be their response to gain control. I found Ana de Armas' Joi to be the most fully realized female character, and seemingly most in control of her destiny, as a holographic artificial intelligence and partner to Gosling's K, a replicant, and hunter of replicants. Joi expresses her desires, and establishes a sense of ownership over her limited detiny that was honestly surprising, moreso than troubling or like she was any less of a partner to K. K is clearly in love with her, though as a replicant and blade runner, he seem keenly aware he's not supposed to be feeling any emotions. But that sense of control Joi had really gets the rug pulled out from under it when K encounters a promotional hologram for the "Joi model", which creates a very thought provoking paradox about what's self-awareness and what's just programming. Ultimately those criticisms of the film being sexist are accurate, but the rebuttal that it is knowingly so is also accurate. What it's trying to say about the sexism as commentary on society is also obfuscated enough that it's easy to fall on the critical or defensive side and be right either way.
Problematic or not, 2049 is going to be another cult classic in time. It's just too well crafted not to be.
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| The dull poster designs didn't help in selling the film |
Put bluntly, I'm not a fan. Don't hate it, but the property never resonated with me.
Blade Runner 2049 seemed like a weird and risky $150million+ gamble for Warner Brothers. It's not like the original was ever anything but a cult favorite. It's not like it has the mass cultural appeal of Star Wars, Star Trek or even the Alien franchise (of which it's loosely a part). It's not adventurous enough, not action-oriented really at all to appeal to the broader range of moviegoing public. It's a bleak and bleary future world that always feels heavy and uninviting. It's inspired dozens upon dozens of impersonators, few of which have been successful.
Somewhere deep down, the WB was thinking that The Force Awakens was such a smash hit primarily because it brought Harrison Ford back in the fold, and that doing so again with another sci-fi property would be a sure fire hit. Nevermind that director Denis Villeneuve was just coming off the critically successful Arrival and a string of other sleeper hits, they must have thought they had box office gold forthcoming.
But the original Blade Runner hadn't ever transcended its cult status and the box office for 2049 reflected that quite handily. It struggled to draw an audience beyond the fandom despite healthy critical praise (and a little cultural blowback, which we'll get to). The excitement of Ford returning as Deckard was certainly nothing compared to returning as Han Solo. I mean, I love big budget sci-fi (conceptually) and tend to gravitate towards it even when it's bad, but good word of mouth still couldn't draw me into this one at the theatre. Not that I didn't think about it, figuring that I would have a harder time falling asleep watching it if I was at the theatre. As much as Blade Runner's reputation is of that as a classic of the genre, I think there's probably more people who saw the original and weren't entertained or engaged by it than love it, and that reputation kept people away from this sequel.
The thing is it's good. It's really good. It doesn't fundamentally shift away from its predecessor in tone, and it's a loving homage to its past, yet, to be perfectly honest, it's more than a few steps up in quality, and not just because of the money and technology modern filmmaking can throw at it (not that it doesn't help). I mean, Roger Deakins cinematography is miles beyond Jordan Cronenweth's of the original ...not that it doesn't still hold up fairly well, all things considered, but it's nothing like Deakins, who is if not THE master of his craft today, certainly in the conversation for it. This is just a flat-out gorgeous-looking film. Villeneuve has a great eye to start and I think Deakins knows how to perfectly execute that intent (having worked with him before on Sicario and Prisoners, it's clear they have a compatible partnership).
With a script from returning Blade Runner writer Hampton Fancher (with Michael Green), the sequel more than understand its need to act as both sequel and stand alone story. Although I've seen Blade Runner in full a handful of times, because I've fallen asleep so often during those viewings I really don't remember the specifics...it's like trying to remember the finer details of a dream. Yet I was never lost with 2049. I'm sure there were probably a few nods to the past I missed, but it's just savvy filmmaking to put the viewer into a very fleshed-out world and fill in any necessary details as you go. It does so remarkably. Honestly, had they called this something else other than "Blade Runner", a different title altogether, it probably would have pulled another 50 to 100 million in the box office. It's certainly accessible enough to stand on its own while also carrying forward a story from 35 years ago. Think about a gorgeous sci-fi epic starring Ford and Ryan Gosling that didn't lean so heavily on the franchise name, it should have been an much easier sell.
Much of the negative reaction has been around the film's troubling depiction of women. As I watched, aware of the criticism, I found myself keenly observing how the women's roles are depicted. There is certainly an awareness within the film itself of the troubling life for women in this dystopic future...I mean life is generally harsh, but the film is just that much harsher on its female characters. Prostitution and subservience is largely their role, acting as sexual aggressors seems to be their response to gain control. I found Ana de Armas' Joi to be the most fully realized female character, and seemingly most in control of her destiny, as a holographic artificial intelligence and partner to Gosling's K, a replicant, and hunter of replicants. Joi expresses her desires, and establishes a sense of ownership over her limited detiny that was honestly surprising, moreso than troubling or like she was any less of a partner to K. K is clearly in love with her, though as a replicant and blade runner, he seem keenly aware he's not supposed to be feeling any emotions. But that sense of control Joi had really gets the rug pulled out from under it when K encounters a promotional hologram for the "Joi model", which creates a very thought provoking paradox about what's self-awareness and what's just programming. Ultimately those criticisms of the film being sexist are accurate, but the rebuttal that it is knowingly so is also accurate. What it's trying to say about the sexism as commentary on society is also obfuscated enough that it's easy to fall on the critical or defensive side and be right either way.
Problematic or not, 2049 is going to be another cult classic in time. It's just too well crafted not to be.
Wednesday, January 23, 2019
Aquaman
2018, James Wan - in theatre
Simply stated, Aquaman is an absolute mess, but an entertaining one.
James Wan didn't seem to know what kind of film he wanted to make this, so he just tried to make this all of them. Action, adventure, superhero, drama, comedy, science fiction, fantasy, romance, giant monster, horror... at some point he steers through all of them with absolute conviction, if little coherence. Part Indiana Jones, part Star Wars, part Excalibur and beyond, it's genre whiplash even if the glib and balls-to-the-wall tone sort of persist throughout. There's an energy to it all, and a conviction from the people involved, that make the sum of its parts equal "good enough".
Aquaman was always going to be a
hard sell. He persisted as a running joke in fandom for decades, even if
comic book and cartoon creators took him seriously. Zach Snyder(/Joss
Whedon) introducing him as a surfer-dude/he-bro in the
messy-in-all-the-wrong-ways Justice League and this movie has to recover
from that. The narrative thrust asks us to believe that Jason Momoa's
Arthur is worthy of being king, but beyond the story telling us its his
destiny, it's a role that doesn't quite fit. Taking down his
war-mongering half brother Orm (Patrick Wilson) seems certainly the job
he's equipped for, but despite being a complete dick, he's a far sight
more kingly than Aquaman. The film wants to send Arthur on a quest of
discovery, finding a fabled trident that will prove to the seven
underwater kingdoms that he is the true ruler, but it gets distracted
too much by action and romance and origin stories to build up Aquaman as
a leader.
It is rare, though, to feel a director's enthusiasm so prevalently when watching a movie. There's a decided amount of care,
thought and detail put into the each sequence, if only forgetting to see
how it fits as part of the whole. The costume, character and set
designs are all quite outstanding, the undersea effects fared far better
than the trailers suggested (and certainly better than what Justice
League gave us), and there are more than a few moments of real awe and
stunning beauty.
The score from Rupert Gregson-Williams is as all over the map as the film itself, and in more assured hands could have aided the tonal consistency of the film rather than accentuating its incongruities. The composer uses a lot of 80's synth sounds throughout juxtaposing against traditional orchestral (and some of that guitar riffing which the DC cinematic universe is strangely keen on) and it winds up invokinga heavier sci-fi feel than the script really demanded. The consistency of the film would have been helped by a more assured hand. That said, it is these synth elements that stand out and are the most appealing aspects of the score, they're just incongruous to the overall narrative design.
The supporting cast is quite stellar and surprisingly committed to this utterly bizarre production (riding giant seahorses or sharks and a lot of floating about or fighting with giant crab-men), with Wilson, Willem Dafoe, Dolph Lundgren and Nicole Kidman delivering earnest and likeable performances. Their acting chops give the film a needed gravity that Momoa and Amber Heard just aren't quite capable of. The two leads seem to be starring in a goofier B-movie to the rest of the cast's A-list blockbuster. It's unfortunate, since both are quite likeable, but at times it seems painfully obvious that they are thinking about acting and not so in the moment.
Aquaman isn't a good movie, but it's not a bad one either, it sort of transcends these labels through sheer enthusiasm. It's a really weird, massive experiment with a playfulness that had me smiling broadly more often than not. I did notice a walkout at the end of the first act, which I totally get. This isn't going to appeal to a lot of people, but if you're in for seeing stuff you've never seen before on screen, this definitely has that.
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| Yes, the orange tunic does make an appearance. |
James Wan didn't seem to know what kind of film he wanted to make this, so he just tried to make this all of them. Action, adventure, superhero, drama, comedy, science fiction, fantasy, romance, giant monster, horror... at some point he steers through all of them with absolute conviction, if little coherence. Part Indiana Jones, part Star Wars, part Excalibur and beyond, it's genre whiplash even if the glib and balls-to-the-wall tone sort of persist throughout. There's an energy to it all, and a conviction from the people involved, that make the sum of its parts equal "good enough".
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| Yes, it really did seem like Willem Dafoe gave a crap. |
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| Yes, that is Nicole Kidman looking amazing as a fish lady and kicking ass while doing it |
The score from Rupert Gregson-Williams is as all over the map as the film itself, and in more assured hands could have aided the tonal consistency of the film rather than accentuating its incongruities. The composer uses a lot of 80's synth sounds throughout juxtaposing against traditional orchestral (and some of that guitar riffing which the DC cinematic universe is strangely keen on) and it winds up invokinga heavier sci-fi feel than the script really demanded. The consistency of the film would have been helped by a more assured hand. That said, it is these synth elements that stand out and are the most appealing aspects of the score, they're just incongruous to the overall narrative design.
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| Yes, Dolph Lundgren is riding an armored sea horse. This movie really is bonkers. |
The supporting cast is quite stellar and surprisingly committed to this utterly bizarre production (riding giant seahorses or sharks and a lot of floating about or fighting with giant crab-men), with Wilson, Willem Dafoe, Dolph Lundgren and Nicole Kidman delivering earnest and likeable performances. Their acting chops give the film a needed gravity that Momoa and Amber Heard just aren't quite capable of. The two leads seem to be starring in a goofier B-movie to the rest of the cast's A-list blockbuster. It's unfortunate, since both are quite likeable, but at times it seems painfully obvious that they are thinking about acting and not so in the moment.
Aquaman isn't a good movie, but it's not a bad one either, it sort of transcends these labels through sheer enthusiasm. It's a really weird, massive experiment with a playfulness that had me smiling broadly more often than not. I did notice a walkout at the end of the first act, which I totally get. This isn't going to appeal to a lot of people, but if you're in for seeing stuff you've never seen before on screen, this definitely has that.
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| Yes, they actually did Black Manta comics- accurate. Amazeballs. |
Wednesday, January 2, 2019
Black Mirror: Bandersnatch
2018, d. David Slade -- netflix
For the better part of the last 25 years we've been hearing that movies can't compete with video games. As they advance in graphics and maturity, and continue to outearn most cinematic offerings, the perception is that video games offer an interactive experience that is superior to the passive experience of watching a film.
Enter creator Charlie Booker's latest entry in his Black Mirror anthology, Banderstanch. This is an interactive film, based on the conceit of the popular Choose-Your-Own-Adventure novellas of the 1980s, which allows the viewer to direct the flow of the film. It's the type of project we've been anticipating for quite some time, but has never been feasible for the cinematic group experience. Even for DVD this type of idea would be a hard sell. It's only because of the ubiquitousness of Netflix, and the power of video streaming that such an endeavor is even possible.
The "film", if we can even properly call it that, present a metatextual story set in the early 1980's, about Stefan, a young man who is developing a video game based on a pick-a-path adventure novel. As the film progresses we are frequently presented with options to guide Stefan...choosing breakfast, saying yes or no to an offer, deciding to react violently or calmly, those sorts of things. When the choices are presented (for a limited time before it chooses for you) the scene on screen continues to play out with almost unnoticeable stalling tactics, and after you make your choice the story progresses, in most cases seamlessly.
If you make the "wrong" choice, as would happen with a CYOA novel, your journey ends, but where with a book you would simply flip back to the last fork in the path and change options, Bandersnatch will send you back to a certain starting point or sometimes present options of forking points to return to. As you return, deftly edited sequences reiterate the path you've taken to this point.
Where Bandersnatch really comes alive is in the awareness that the "wrong" choices weren't without an impact, as the characters on screen experience deja vu or become confused about reality. Stefan is a troubled young man as is, taking medication and seeing a therapist are aspects of his life introduced early. As things progress, Stefan's grip on "reality" become strained, and he will, I guess depending on the paths you take, start breaking the fourth wall, his mind bending with notions of being controlled, but uncertain of whom his controller is.
Invariably, one's grip on the reality of Stefan's world gets strained, as you begin to backtrack on choices over and over again. Bandersnatch is a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book in the movie, it's also a game in the movie, and it's also the name of the story you are watching. It is many things, and it's aware that it is these many things. The metatextual nature is partly the point, that reality and control of reality are somewhat delusional. And in this case the idea that you actually have control over the narrative is what's in question, as many times the story leads you to where it wants to go.
It's not unlike a video game. Regardless of what video game you play or how advanced they get, you can only do so much with what the creators have programmed into it. Your perception of choice and control in a video game is still only limited to what has been given to you. As a storytelling vehicle, a video game only allows you to do what will progress the story they want to tell. Until you do what they want, the story doesn't progress. The illusion of control.
There's a certain amount of sophomoric philosophy at play in Bandersnatch, but it does provide a foundation for further contemplation once one completes their viewing of the "movie". That completion point is completely up to the viewer, as the way it's set up seems to allow the viewer unending opportunity to "flip" back in the story. It can get tedious if you've passed your second hour of what's otherwised posed as a 90-minute story, and there's likely a saturation point for most viewers. Even still, after spending about 130 minutes with Bandersnatch, I'm keen to revisit from scratch at least once more.
To criticise this experiment based on the story it tells is to overlook the experience, which is absolutely unique to the medium. The story, for what its worth, is a far cry better and more thoughtful than every Choose-Your-Own-Adventure story I've ever read, so there's that. It's pioneering, but time will tell if anyone decides to pick up the ball on this challenge and make it into an art.
For the better part of the last 25 years we've been hearing that movies can't compete with video games. As they advance in graphics and maturity, and continue to outearn most cinematic offerings, the perception is that video games offer an interactive experience that is superior to the passive experience of watching a film.
Enter creator Charlie Booker's latest entry in his Black Mirror anthology, Banderstanch. This is an interactive film, based on the conceit of the popular Choose-Your-Own-Adventure novellas of the 1980s, which allows the viewer to direct the flow of the film. It's the type of project we've been anticipating for quite some time, but has never been feasible for the cinematic group experience. Even for DVD this type of idea would be a hard sell. It's only because of the ubiquitousness of Netflix, and the power of video streaming that such an endeavor is even possible.
The "film", if we can even properly call it that, present a metatextual story set in the early 1980's, about Stefan, a young man who is developing a video game based on a pick-a-path adventure novel. As the film progresses we are frequently presented with options to guide Stefan...choosing breakfast, saying yes or no to an offer, deciding to react violently or calmly, those sorts of things. When the choices are presented (for a limited time before it chooses for you) the scene on screen continues to play out with almost unnoticeable stalling tactics, and after you make your choice the story progresses, in most cases seamlessly.
If you make the "wrong" choice, as would happen with a CYOA novel, your journey ends, but where with a book you would simply flip back to the last fork in the path and change options, Bandersnatch will send you back to a certain starting point or sometimes present options of forking points to return to. As you return, deftly edited sequences reiterate the path you've taken to this point.
Where Bandersnatch really comes alive is in the awareness that the "wrong" choices weren't without an impact, as the characters on screen experience deja vu or become confused about reality. Stefan is a troubled young man as is, taking medication and seeing a therapist are aspects of his life introduced early. As things progress, Stefan's grip on "reality" become strained, and he will, I guess depending on the paths you take, start breaking the fourth wall, his mind bending with notions of being controlled, but uncertain of whom his controller is.
Invariably, one's grip on the reality of Stefan's world gets strained, as you begin to backtrack on choices over and over again. Bandersnatch is a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book in the movie, it's also a game in the movie, and it's also the name of the story you are watching. It is many things, and it's aware that it is these many things. The metatextual nature is partly the point, that reality and control of reality are somewhat delusional. And in this case the idea that you actually have control over the narrative is what's in question, as many times the story leads you to where it wants to go.
It's not unlike a video game. Regardless of what video game you play or how advanced they get, you can only do so much with what the creators have programmed into it. Your perception of choice and control in a video game is still only limited to what has been given to you. As a storytelling vehicle, a video game only allows you to do what will progress the story they want to tell. Until you do what they want, the story doesn't progress. The illusion of control.
There's a certain amount of sophomoric philosophy at play in Bandersnatch, but it does provide a foundation for further contemplation once one completes their viewing of the "movie". That completion point is completely up to the viewer, as the way it's set up seems to allow the viewer unending opportunity to "flip" back in the story. It can get tedious if you've passed your second hour of what's otherwised posed as a 90-minute story, and there's likely a saturation point for most viewers. Even still, after spending about 130 minutes with Bandersnatch, I'm keen to revisit from scratch at least once more.
To criticise this experiment based on the story it tells is to overlook the experience, which is absolutely unique to the medium. The story, for what its worth, is a far cry better and more thoughtful than every Choose-Your-Own-Adventure story I've ever read, so there's that. It's pioneering, but time will tell if anyone decides to pick up the ball on this challenge and make it into an art.
Monday, December 31, 2018
Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse
2018, d. Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey, Rodney Rothman -- in theatre
Despite being an rabid comic book nerd most of my life, Spider-Man is sorely lacking in representation in my collection. The character never truly appealed to me, and I've never been able to pinpoint why. Perhaps like Barry Allen Flash or Hal Jordan Green Lantern, Peter Parker Spider-Man is just that dull, square slice of American whitebread that the 1960's seemed to churn out in its entertainment. His rogues gallery and adjacent heroes like Spider-Woman have appealed to me far more than Peter Parker ever did.
I found myself avidly reading the adventures of Miles Morales when he emerged on the scene in 2012, even though as a character he's not all that different from Peter Parker, ethnicity aside: he's a glib, fast-talking teen with a science acumen, supreme agility and spider powers. But he's just different enough, his story is not the same regurgitated "with great power" pablum that we've seen for 50 years, and his ethnicity does matter in making a difference and informing who Miles is. On top of it, Miles' story as Spider-Man is one of a hero continuing a legacy, which is one of my absolute favourite things in superhero stories.
This film introduces a much larger audience to Miles, adapting to a new elite private school which he landed thanks to a scholarship. Suddenly developing spider-powers plays into the notion of pubescent anxiety not helping the situation. Already feeling the outsider and a bit of a weirdo, Miles' abilities seem an absolute burden. Miles also has a difficult relationship with his father, a police officer disapproving of Miles' aptitude for street art, but a much more congenial one with his uncle (otherwise estranged from the family).
When Peter Parker is killed stopping the Kingpin from opening a bridge to the multiverse, Miles feels a pull to use his talents in tribute. Kingpin's experiment, however created a crisis of its own, plucking an older, glummer Peter Parker from another dimension into Miles' life, serving as a reluctant mentor.
Not only does the film open this concept of multiple iterations of a character, and the differing realities they live in, it brings in a few other surprising players in the Spider-pantheon that could possibly stretch credibility with a larger audience. Spider-Man Noir is always illustrated in black and white, Peni Parker and her pet SP//DR robot are both anime inspired, and Spider-Ham is a Looney Toons-styled cartoon pig in a Spider-Man costume. If the film wasn't completely willing to lean into the oddness of it, it would be hard to buy into.
While the idea of the multiverse has been something prevalent in comics for decades, it is still something mass audiences have only been recently exposed to. Most of the time, it's alternate timelines, or when Star Trek did it, evil mirror universes... a very binary version of the multiverse conceit. Not only does Into The Spider-Verse dive head-first into presenting multiple realities, and multiple iterations of Spider-Man, but it does so without any hand-holding. It assumes that the audience is savvy enough to keep up, and it goes for the hard sell on with its bizarreness and absurdity.
Produced by Phil Lord and Chris Miller (with Lord co-writing the script with Rodney Rothman), it makes sense. This is a duo that knows how to play with cliches and storytelling tropes for comedic (and sometimes dramatic) effect without undercutting the characters or story they're telling. The Jump Street movies, the Lego Movie, Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs are all excellent examples of Lord and Miller's ability to make something fantastic out of what seems otherwise impossibly complex, dumb, or just a bad idea. With them it's not just about making fun of something like a Scary Movie would, it's about appreciating what the joke is about, and letting the audience in on both the appreciation and the humour. Their comedy comes from reverence, not mockery.
Beyond just humour, with Into the Spider-Verse, Lord and Miller seemed concerned with artistry. The visual design of the film is absolutely stunning, paying homage to multiple animation styles from the past, while also developing techniques absolutely unique to it. The film also captures multiple artistic styles, replicating the comic-book artist who have put their stamp on Miles, Spider-Gwen and others. They also employ zip-a-tone effect replicating the coloring style of comics pre-1970's, and when the multiverse gate starts impacting and fracturing the reality of the film, there's the jaggedness of digital disruption, like a scratched DVD or faulty video game.
With an amazing cast, a killer soundtrack, some big laughs and even a few tears, the film really is an amazing ride. It's the type of bold experiment that superheroes in film really needs to stave off the perceived fatigue. If the film falters at all, its in the fact that we don't have enough time with all the variant Spider-people. They're barely there as characters, but so intriguing we want to know more. As well, Miles' transition from reluctant to completely capable in the third act was pretty abrupt (but quite typical of superhero films). This film could have worked so much better, storytelling-wise, as a TV miniseries, but likely at the expense of the breathtaking animation. I don't think it'd be a worthwhile trade-off in the end.
Despite being an rabid comic book nerd most of my life, Spider-Man is sorely lacking in representation in my collection. The character never truly appealed to me, and I've never been able to pinpoint why. Perhaps like Barry Allen Flash or Hal Jordan Green Lantern, Peter Parker Spider-Man is just that dull, square slice of American whitebread that the 1960's seemed to churn out in its entertainment. His rogues gallery and adjacent heroes like Spider-Woman have appealed to me far more than Peter Parker ever did.
I found myself avidly reading the adventures of Miles Morales when he emerged on the scene in 2012, even though as a character he's not all that different from Peter Parker, ethnicity aside: he's a glib, fast-talking teen with a science acumen, supreme agility and spider powers. But he's just different enough, his story is not the same regurgitated "with great power" pablum that we've seen for 50 years, and his ethnicity does matter in making a difference and informing who Miles is. On top of it, Miles' story as Spider-Man is one of a hero continuing a legacy, which is one of my absolute favourite things in superhero stories.
This film introduces a much larger audience to Miles, adapting to a new elite private school which he landed thanks to a scholarship. Suddenly developing spider-powers plays into the notion of pubescent anxiety not helping the situation. Already feeling the outsider and a bit of a weirdo, Miles' abilities seem an absolute burden. Miles also has a difficult relationship with his father, a police officer disapproving of Miles' aptitude for street art, but a much more congenial one with his uncle (otherwise estranged from the family).
When Peter Parker is killed stopping the Kingpin from opening a bridge to the multiverse, Miles feels a pull to use his talents in tribute. Kingpin's experiment, however created a crisis of its own, plucking an older, glummer Peter Parker from another dimension into Miles' life, serving as a reluctant mentor.
Not only does the film open this concept of multiple iterations of a character, and the differing realities they live in, it brings in a few other surprising players in the Spider-pantheon that could possibly stretch credibility with a larger audience. Spider-Man Noir is always illustrated in black and white, Peni Parker and her pet SP//DR robot are both anime inspired, and Spider-Ham is a Looney Toons-styled cartoon pig in a Spider-Man costume. If the film wasn't completely willing to lean into the oddness of it, it would be hard to buy into.
While the idea of the multiverse has been something prevalent in comics for decades, it is still something mass audiences have only been recently exposed to. Most of the time, it's alternate timelines, or when Star Trek did it, evil mirror universes... a very binary version of the multiverse conceit. Not only does Into The Spider-Verse dive head-first into presenting multiple realities, and multiple iterations of Spider-Man, but it does so without any hand-holding. It assumes that the audience is savvy enough to keep up, and it goes for the hard sell on with its bizarreness and absurdity.
Produced by Phil Lord and Chris Miller (with Lord co-writing the script with Rodney Rothman), it makes sense. This is a duo that knows how to play with cliches and storytelling tropes for comedic (and sometimes dramatic) effect without undercutting the characters or story they're telling. The Jump Street movies, the Lego Movie, Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs are all excellent examples of Lord and Miller's ability to make something fantastic out of what seems otherwise impossibly complex, dumb, or just a bad idea. With them it's not just about making fun of something like a Scary Movie would, it's about appreciating what the joke is about, and letting the audience in on both the appreciation and the humour. Their comedy comes from reverence, not mockery.
Beyond just humour, with Into the Spider-Verse, Lord and Miller seemed concerned with artistry. The visual design of the film is absolutely stunning, paying homage to multiple animation styles from the past, while also developing techniques absolutely unique to it. The film also captures multiple artistic styles, replicating the comic-book artist who have put their stamp on Miles, Spider-Gwen and others. They also employ zip-a-tone effect replicating the coloring style of comics pre-1970's, and when the multiverse gate starts impacting and fracturing the reality of the film, there's the jaggedness of digital disruption, like a scratched DVD or faulty video game.
With an amazing cast, a killer soundtrack, some big laughs and even a few tears, the film really is an amazing ride. It's the type of bold experiment that superheroes in film really needs to stave off the perceived fatigue. If the film falters at all, its in the fact that we don't have enough time with all the variant Spider-people. They're barely there as characters, but so intriguing we want to know more. As well, Miles' transition from reluctant to completely capable in the third act was pretty abrupt (but quite typical of superhero films). This film could have worked so much better, storytelling-wise, as a TV miniseries, but likely at the expense of the breathtaking animation. I don't think it'd be a worthwhile trade-off in the end.
Wednesday, October 31, 2018
Horror, Not Horror (Part 5): maternal horrors
mother! - 2017, d. Darren Aronofsky - netflix
The Eyes of My Mother - 2016, d. Nicolas Pesce - netflix
Mom and Dad - 2017, d. Brian Taylor - netflix
There's virtually no connective thread here. mother! is all about metaphor and the "maternal horror" is equally metaphorical. In The Eyes of My Mother, the "maternal horror" is parental influence (both the impact of the mother and the absence of her). In Mom and Dad the horror is the fact that parents are all going psycho trying to kill their kids. So yeah, can't really thread these together in any form of critical narrative, so I won't try.
I should also note I had 2013's Mama (starring Jessica Chastain and Jamie Lannister) queued up in netflix for this grouping, but I ran out of time to watch it.
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So, mother!
Wow. This film is ...well, it's a slog. Darren Aronofsky is an incredible filmmaker who makes, at the very least, interesting films. This one is definitely interesting, in concept at least. In actually watching, it's pretty brutal.
If you don't know about mother!, what it's conceit is, what metaphors it's playing with, then it's probably more enticing, but if you do know what its conceit is, the metaphors at play, then it's quite a tedious slog, as you're constantly unpacking the metaphors. If you know that Javier Bardem's character is supposed to represent God, and Jennifer Lawrence's character is Mother Nature, and their house, the only setting in the film is the Earth, then you literally cannot invest in the story. These are not characters, they're metaphors, and the events happening don't mean anything to them really, because they are also metaphors.
God revels in his love for humanity and humanity's love for him, at the expense of nature. The Testaments teach about respect and forgiveness for fellow man, but don't teach respect for the Earth and nature. So we, as humanity abuse mother nature, we disregard and disrespect her. We destroy what she gives us, we poison her and ourselves, we overstay our welcome, we battle each other in front of her, and scar her land, leaving irreparable wounds. We overpopulate and ravage this small land recklessly, while holding belief in a higher being as reason to do so, our God-given land to do with as we please.
It's pretty obvious within the first 20 minutes how this will shake out (well, all of it isn't obvious, particularly what happens in the final 10 minutes) and the intention is clear from the get-go. Exploring religious and ecological themes in tandem is honestly not something that happens often enough. What is religion's responsibility to the Earth? Yet, there's a ham-fisted nature to the way Aronofsky explores the ideas here. It's a kind of cudgel that just beats it into you, and is exhausting in its abuse. I had to watch the film in fits and starts because I would get so fatigued after watching 20 minutes (sometimes less).
Everything in mother! is very deliberate, but that's part of what makes it so challenging to watch. The almost constant up-close, center-frame focus on Lawrence (and occasionally Bardem) is challenging. I remember my art teacher in high school explaining that placing a figure at center frame is off-putting, too perfect, commands too much of your attention. Placing them a little askew, to one side or the other, lets your eye wander. At center frame you feel held captive by the image. You would think being held captive by J-Law wouldn't be that bad a thing, but there's a otherworldliness to her, a natural uncanny valley that makes her difficult to look at for long stretches (and the same can be said for Bardem, which makes casting seem very deliberate).
It's a film I definitely cannot recommend, as I can't even think of anyone who would enjoy this, and yet, I'm still glad I saw it. It does leave more than a little lingering something to think about.
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The Eyes of My Mother (a name I kept getting confused with the not-so-classic John Carpenter-written The Eyes of Laura Mars) is an examination of how an isolated and traumatized child grows into a confused and murderous adult. It's a twisted concept piece, shot in black and white, with long (and I mean loooooong) takes establishing mood and isolation.
Let's just stop there and talk about these dragged out scenes. I get the intention, which is to really set the mood here. The soundtrack is sparse (but not completely absent as it was in Under the Shadow), with the chilly ambiance of a remote farmhouse really grinding the lonely, isolated edge. It reminded me greatly of David Lynch and his tendency to do long takes as characters walk towards or away from the camera, or even the highway tracking shot out front of the windshield, but director Nicolas Pesce takes it to an extreme degree, real patience tests. If this film cut out all of it's scenes with someone walking away from the camera or moving towards the camera, it would be half the length. I know this because I fast forwarded through all of these scenes and watched the film completely in about 40 minutes without missing a moment of dialogue. You may say I cheated myself out of immersing in this film, and you may be right, but I also saved myself 45 minutes of watching people just walk (at regular speed) so what did I really miss?
I'm going to tell you pretty much the whole movie in one paragraph...I'm leaving out a few nuances but otherwise, this is the film:
Francisca mother was a surgeon in Portugal, and is taught about biology (as her mother butchers the cows from the farmland) at a very young age. Still a child, she witnesses her mother murdered by a cheerful stranger, and her father, returning home, bludgeons the grinning psychopath and chains him up in the barn. Francisca converses with the killer, to find out why he did it... "Because it feels amazing" he tells her. To silence their captive's late-night wailing Francisca removes the man's vocal chords and eyes (a particularly fascinating piece of anatomy to her mother). Calling him her best friend, she feeds and grooms him like a pet, and years later, now a grown woman, she seeks solace in him after her father dies. Lonely, she picks up a woman at a bar and confidently tells her about her disturbing history and thoughts, and murders the woman. Later, she confesses to him that he was right, and thinking that she's found kinship, she unchains him, feeds him, bathes him and lays in bed with him. But tries clumsily to flee her, so she kills him too. Her loneliness overbearing she kidnaps a baby and its mother, treating the mother like her former hostage (eyes and vocal cords removed), and raises the boy as her own. Years later, the boy discovers the stranger in the barn, and sets her free, and it's only a matter of time before the police arrive.
It's not a particularly crafty film, but it's very assured in its creation. The director knows exactly what kind of tone he wants from the story and ultimately is trying to find understanding in why Francisca is the way she is. She's not a malevolent being, not a violent psychopath, just an isolated woman who was never taught properly how the world works or how to have a proper relationship. Her father is such a numb, inanimate object, that her relationship isn't much different with him even after he's dead (yep, she still watches TV, dines, and sleeps next to his corpse). Her relationship with her captives are pretty much the same, she takes care of them. We don't see much of her relationship with her stolen son, but it's clear she has emotions, the capability of love and caring, and her son seems well-adjusted in a way she isn't. Also, I suppose the film intones that she treats her victims like her mother treats cattle...as food, since there are plenty of shots of her packaging up the butchered meat and putting it in the refrigerator. She's a cannibal but doesn't see humans as any different than animals grown for food.
One of the most interesting aspects of this, as a horror film, is that it cuts over the violence. All of Francisca's misdeeds happen off screen. We see the lead into them, and the clean-up after them, but not the actual acts, save one. It's actually far creepier that way, leading the imagination to picture horrors and gruesomeness probably far in excess of what they would have managed to show on screen. There is real precision here, but it's essentially an hour-long tv-show type production stretched out to feature length.
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Then there's Mom and Dad. This one was stupid retro fun. It's very much like an 80's soft R sci-fi horror film, the kind where something unusual just happens and suddenly people are going crazy. In this case, suddenly parents have an uncontrollable urge to kill their kids. Not all kids, however, only their own kids. Actually it seemed most tonally akin to Maximum Overdrive for some reason, probably for the coked-up nature of Brian Taylor's filmmaking resembling Steven King's solitary, coked-up directorial effort. The film even opens with a sliding-panels credits sequence like a 70's cop drama. It's totally fun, but it's a tone the film doesn't even attempt to carry through past the credits, which is unfortunate.
While Talyor was one half of the team that put out the Crank movies, Gamer and Ghost Rider 2, without Mark Neveldine as creative partner, Mom and Dad seems downright reserved comparatively. In fact, unlike any of those previous movies, it actually feels like Taylor has something to say here, in this case about parenthood and middle age.
While the a teen (Anne Winters) and a precocious 8-year-old (Zackary Arthur) are the ostensible heroes of this film, the focus is more on the sure-to-go-crazy parents played by Nic Cage and Selma Blair. Cage is in full-on Cage mode here, and it's hard to really tell if he's in tune with the character and the story or if he's just doing that Nic Cage thing that he always seems to do now. Blair's character gets a bit of a softer touch, as she's fighting with her teen constantly and can't seem to figure out how not to be at odds with her. Cage meanwhile is in full-on mid-life crisis. He can't believe the man he's become and fantasizes waaaay too much about the carefree asshole pussy magnate he used to be. Taylor gives Cage a rather sad montage of assembling and obsessing over a pool table, only to follow it up with another quick-cut Cage-rage as he destroys it with a sledgehammer when Blair questions it. Taylor's clearly working through some things.
For the first half of the movie, the adults-attacking-of-kids percolates in the background, mentions on the radio, on tv, sirens and other small things in the distance that just are askew. When things do happen, they're more comedic than horrifying, and in general Taylor guides this more as a romp than a scare-fest. The focus here is on establishing the family dynamic, the relationships between the parents and children and between the parents themselves. I don't buy Cage and Blair as a happy couple, but that's mainly because we're not supposed to. They're not happy with their lives and not terribly happy with each other. That doesn't come through right away because they spend so much time apart. But once they become kill-kid happy, they're brought together in a way that unifies them once again. Unfortunately it's because they're wanting to kill their kids.
It's a bit gross at times, but the violence here is mostly slapstick. It's pratfalls and clumsiness, and it's genuinely quite fun... mostly. The pacing is erratic as hell though. As noted, it's not anywhere near as ADD as the Crank films but Taylor still seems to have difficulty resting, and sitting with a character or moment, or really letting the emotion sink in. He's striving to get emotional performances (Blair is really great), but he's just too quick to pull away or make a cut to a different angle, distracting from a performance or building drama. In fact the rhythms are way off everywhere in this film. I think the script is tremendous fun and a lot of the physical comedy is well executed, but Taylor doesn't seem to be aware of how to really mess with the genres he's playing in. The way things are revealed, not just, say, gore, but attackers jumping out from places or character backgrounds or sudden rescuers...there's no surprise, shock or jumps in them. He telegraphs things too much for any real surprises, and even the grossest moment, where a character gets a coathanger through his cheek, seems non-committal on Taylor's part. He doesn't sit with the characters horrified reactions, or even play into how uneasy a concept it is. He doesn't know how to milk a moment, for dramatic or comedic or horrifying tension.
I really wish this came from a more assured director. It's still quite enjoyable as is, but it would be a downright classic in the hands of someone who really knew what they wanted out of each scene and create a unifying sensibility for the film. Also, it's totally like the counter-punch to Cooties (which David reviewed here and I reviewed here).
The Eyes of My Mother - 2016, d. Nicolas Pesce - netflix
Mom and Dad - 2017, d. Brian Taylor - netflix
There's virtually no connective thread here. mother! is all about metaphor and the "maternal horror" is equally metaphorical. In The Eyes of My Mother, the "maternal horror" is parental influence (both the impact of the mother and the absence of her). In Mom and Dad the horror is the fact that parents are all going psycho trying to kill their kids. So yeah, can't really thread these together in any form of critical narrative, so I won't try.
I should also note I had 2013's Mama (starring Jessica Chastain and Jamie Lannister) queued up in netflix for this grouping, but I ran out of time to watch it.
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So, mother!
Wow. This film is ...well, it's a slog. Darren Aronofsky is an incredible filmmaker who makes, at the very least, interesting films. This one is definitely interesting, in concept at least. In actually watching, it's pretty brutal.
If you don't know about mother!, what it's conceit is, what metaphors it's playing with, then it's probably more enticing, but if you do know what its conceit is, the metaphors at play, then it's quite a tedious slog, as you're constantly unpacking the metaphors. If you know that Javier Bardem's character is supposed to represent God, and Jennifer Lawrence's character is Mother Nature, and their house, the only setting in the film is the Earth, then you literally cannot invest in the story. These are not characters, they're metaphors, and the events happening don't mean anything to them really, because they are also metaphors.
God revels in his love for humanity and humanity's love for him, at the expense of nature. The Testaments teach about respect and forgiveness for fellow man, but don't teach respect for the Earth and nature. So we, as humanity abuse mother nature, we disregard and disrespect her. We destroy what she gives us, we poison her and ourselves, we overstay our welcome, we battle each other in front of her, and scar her land, leaving irreparable wounds. We overpopulate and ravage this small land recklessly, while holding belief in a higher being as reason to do so, our God-given land to do with as we please.
It's pretty obvious within the first 20 minutes how this will shake out (well, all of it isn't obvious, particularly what happens in the final 10 minutes) and the intention is clear from the get-go. Exploring religious and ecological themes in tandem is honestly not something that happens often enough. What is religion's responsibility to the Earth? Yet, there's a ham-fisted nature to the way Aronofsky explores the ideas here. It's a kind of cudgel that just beats it into you, and is exhausting in its abuse. I had to watch the film in fits and starts because I would get so fatigued after watching 20 minutes (sometimes less).Everything in mother! is very deliberate, but that's part of what makes it so challenging to watch. The almost constant up-close, center-frame focus on Lawrence (and occasionally Bardem) is challenging. I remember my art teacher in high school explaining that placing a figure at center frame is off-putting, too perfect, commands too much of your attention. Placing them a little askew, to one side or the other, lets your eye wander. At center frame you feel held captive by the image. You would think being held captive by J-Law wouldn't be that bad a thing, but there's a otherworldliness to her, a natural uncanny valley that makes her difficult to look at for long stretches (and the same can be said for Bardem, which makes casting seem very deliberate).
It's a film I definitely cannot recommend, as I can't even think of anyone who would enjoy this, and yet, I'm still glad I saw it. It does leave more than a little lingering something to think about.
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The Eyes of My Mother (a name I kept getting confused with the not-so-classic John Carpenter-written The Eyes of Laura Mars) is an examination of how an isolated and traumatized child grows into a confused and murderous adult. It's a twisted concept piece, shot in black and white, with long (and I mean loooooong) takes establishing mood and isolation.
Let's just stop there and talk about these dragged out scenes. I get the intention, which is to really set the mood here. The soundtrack is sparse (but not completely absent as it was in Under the Shadow), with the chilly ambiance of a remote farmhouse really grinding the lonely, isolated edge. It reminded me greatly of David Lynch and his tendency to do long takes as characters walk towards or away from the camera, or even the highway tracking shot out front of the windshield, but director Nicolas Pesce takes it to an extreme degree, real patience tests. If this film cut out all of it's scenes with someone walking away from the camera or moving towards the camera, it would be half the length. I know this because I fast forwarded through all of these scenes and watched the film completely in about 40 minutes without missing a moment of dialogue. You may say I cheated myself out of immersing in this film, and you may be right, but I also saved myself 45 minutes of watching people just walk (at regular speed) so what did I really miss?
I'm going to tell you pretty much the whole movie in one paragraph...I'm leaving out a few nuances but otherwise, this is the film:
Francisca mother was a surgeon in Portugal, and is taught about biology (as her mother butchers the cows from the farmland) at a very young age. Still a child, she witnesses her mother murdered by a cheerful stranger, and her father, returning home, bludgeons the grinning psychopath and chains him up in the barn. Francisca converses with the killer, to find out why he did it... "Because it feels amazing" he tells her. To silence their captive's late-night wailing Francisca removes the man's vocal chords and eyes (a particularly fascinating piece of anatomy to her mother). Calling him her best friend, she feeds and grooms him like a pet, and years later, now a grown woman, she seeks solace in him after her father dies. Lonely, she picks up a woman at a bar and confidently tells her about her disturbing history and thoughts, and murders the woman. Later, she confesses to him that he was right, and thinking that she's found kinship, she unchains him, feeds him, bathes him and lays in bed with him. But tries clumsily to flee her, so she kills him too. Her loneliness overbearing she kidnaps a baby and its mother, treating the mother like her former hostage (eyes and vocal cords removed), and raises the boy as her own. Years later, the boy discovers the stranger in the barn, and sets her free, and it's only a matter of time before the police arrive.
It's not a particularly crafty film, but it's very assured in its creation. The director knows exactly what kind of tone he wants from the story and ultimately is trying to find understanding in why Francisca is the way she is. She's not a malevolent being, not a violent psychopath, just an isolated woman who was never taught properly how the world works or how to have a proper relationship. Her father is such a numb, inanimate object, that her relationship isn't much different with him even after he's dead (yep, she still watches TV, dines, and sleeps next to his corpse). Her relationship with her captives are pretty much the same, she takes care of them. We don't see much of her relationship with her stolen son, but it's clear she has emotions, the capability of love and caring, and her son seems well-adjusted in a way she isn't. Also, I suppose the film intones that she treats her victims like her mother treats cattle...as food, since there are plenty of shots of her packaging up the butchered meat and putting it in the refrigerator. She's a cannibal but doesn't see humans as any different than animals grown for food.
One of the most interesting aspects of this, as a horror film, is that it cuts over the violence. All of Francisca's misdeeds happen off screen. We see the lead into them, and the clean-up after them, but not the actual acts, save one. It's actually far creepier that way, leading the imagination to picture horrors and gruesomeness probably far in excess of what they would have managed to show on screen. There is real precision here, but it's essentially an hour-long tv-show type production stretched out to feature length.
---
Then there's Mom and Dad. This one was stupid retro fun. It's very much like an 80's soft R sci-fi horror film, the kind where something unusual just happens and suddenly people are going crazy. In this case, suddenly parents have an uncontrollable urge to kill their kids. Not all kids, however, only their own kids. Actually it seemed most tonally akin to Maximum Overdrive for some reason, probably for the coked-up nature of Brian Taylor's filmmaking resembling Steven King's solitary, coked-up directorial effort. The film even opens with a sliding-panels credits sequence like a 70's cop drama. It's totally fun, but it's a tone the film doesn't even attempt to carry through past the credits, which is unfortunate.
While Talyor was one half of the team that put out the Crank movies, Gamer and Ghost Rider 2, without Mark Neveldine as creative partner, Mom and Dad seems downright reserved comparatively. In fact, unlike any of those previous movies, it actually feels like Taylor has something to say here, in this case about parenthood and middle age.
While the a teen (Anne Winters) and a precocious 8-year-old (Zackary Arthur) are the ostensible heroes of this film, the focus is more on the sure-to-go-crazy parents played by Nic Cage and Selma Blair. Cage is in full-on Cage mode here, and it's hard to really tell if he's in tune with the character and the story or if he's just doing that Nic Cage thing that he always seems to do now. Blair's character gets a bit of a softer touch, as she's fighting with her teen constantly and can't seem to figure out how not to be at odds with her. Cage meanwhile is in full-on mid-life crisis. He can't believe the man he's become and fantasizes waaaay too much about the carefree asshole pussy magnate he used to be. Taylor gives Cage a rather sad montage of assembling and obsessing over a pool table, only to follow it up with another quick-cut Cage-rage as he destroys it with a sledgehammer when Blair questions it. Taylor's clearly working through some things.
For the first half of the movie, the adults-attacking-of-kids percolates in the background, mentions on the radio, on tv, sirens and other small things in the distance that just are askew. When things do happen, they're more comedic than horrifying, and in general Taylor guides this more as a romp than a scare-fest. The focus here is on establishing the family dynamic, the relationships between the parents and children and between the parents themselves. I don't buy Cage and Blair as a happy couple, but that's mainly because we're not supposed to. They're not happy with their lives and not terribly happy with each other. That doesn't come through right away because they spend so much time apart. But once they become kill-kid happy, they're brought together in a way that unifies them once again. Unfortunately it's because they're wanting to kill their kids.
It's a bit gross at times, but the violence here is mostly slapstick. It's pratfalls and clumsiness, and it's genuinely quite fun... mostly. The pacing is erratic as hell though. As noted, it's not anywhere near as ADD as the Crank films but Taylor still seems to have difficulty resting, and sitting with a character or moment, or really letting the emotion sink in. He's striving to get emotional performances (Blair is really great), but he's just too quick to pull away or make a cut to a different angle, distracting from a performance or building drama. In fact the rhythms are way off everywhere in this film. I think the script is tremendous fun and a lot of the physical comedy is well executed, but Taylor doesn't seem to be aware of how to really mess with the genres he's playing in. The way things are revealed, not just, say, gore, but attackers jumping out from places or character backgrounds or sudden rescuers...there's no surprise, shock or jumps in them. He telegraphs things too much for any real surprises, and even the grossest moment, where a character gets a coathanger through his cheek, seems non-committal on Taylor's part. He doesn't sit with the characters horrified reactions, or even play into how uneasy a concept it is. He doesn't know how to milk a moment, for dramatic or comedic or horrifying tension.
I really wish this came from a more assured director. It's still quite enjoyable as is, but it would be a downright classic in the hands of someone who really knew what they wanted out of each scene and create a unifying sensibility for the film. Also, it's totally like the counter-punch to Cooties (which David reviewed here and I reviewed here).
Monday, October 22, 2018
31 Days of Halloween 2018: Marrowbone
2017, Sergio G. Sánchez (writer, The Orphanage) - download
This is Sánchez's directorial debut after writing a couple of others that I have seen: a memorable horror movie (The Orphanage) and a contemporary drama-tragedy (The Impossible). I did not see his last movie (Palm Trees in the Snow) but I like that he is exercising his pen writing many different styles, not becoming a genre guy or a drama guy. I just wished I liked his debut more.
Again, like The Orphanage, this smacked of early Guillermo del Toro in that its more than just a scary movie, but a proper story with characters and a nicely set period location. He takes a lot of cues from the former movie, in tone and style, well establishing the players before its ... creepy.
Jack takes care of his family by hiding the fact of their mother's death (not a spoiler) from the authorities. As long as she lives, they can live off what little money her estate has. In their well lit but haunting house, the real secret of Marrowbone (the name of the home) slowly comes out as misfortune snakes its way into the lives of the isolated inhabitants.
There are some great performances here from Anya Taylor-Joy (The VVitch) and Mia Goth (Suspiria), George McKay (How I Live Now) and Charlie Heaton (Stranger Things). But despite them and a compelling plot, the horror just never settled, never really thrilled. Perhaps it got mired in the details around the house and the children instead of the , perhaps it was just morose when it should have been more tragic.
This is Sánchez's directorial debut after writing a couple of others that I have seen: a memorable horror movie (The Orphanage) and a contemporary drama-tragedy (The Impossible). I did not see his last movie (Palm Trees in the Snow) but I like that he is exercising his pen writing many different styles, not becoming a genre guy or a drama guy. I just wished I liked his debut more.
Again, like The Orphanage, this smacked of early Guillermo del Toro in that its more than just a scary movie, but a proper story with characters and a nicely set period location. He takes a lot of cues from the former movie, in tone and style, well establishing the players before its ... creepy.
Jack takes care of his family by hiding the fact of their mother's death (not a spoiler) from the authorities. As long as she lives, they can live off what little money her estate has. In their well lit but haunting house, the real secret of Marrowbone (the name of the home) slowly comes out as misfortune snakes its way into the lives of the isolated inhabitants.
There are some great performances here from Anya Taylor-Joy (The VVitch) and Mia Goth (Suspiria), George McKay (How I Live Now) and Charlie Heaton (Stranger Things). But despite them and a compelling plot, the horror just never settled, never really thrilled. Perhaps it got mired in the details around the house and the children instead of the , perhaps it was just morose when it should have been more tragic.
Horror, Not Horror (Part 4) - Under The Shadow
2015, d.Babak Anvari - Netflix
As a North American-raised viewer, the idea of
living in a war-torn city is not only unfamiliar, but inconceivable,
which is what makes Under the Shadow such a potent movie. The
setting of the film is mid-1980's Tehran in the midst of the lengthy
Iran-Iraq war offers sights, sounds, drama and tension that Western
cinema just can't offer without delving into additional levels
of fantasy.
But this setting isn't just the backdrop, it's the point, highlighting the psychological impact of the war, the toll it takes on every aspect of someone's life.
Shideh (the compelling Narges Rashidi) is denied her return to school, crushing her hopes of being a doctor, because of her leftist activism years earlier. Immediately we understand that Shideh is living in a world she is unhappy with, but this blow is dealt shortly after her mother passed away, mortality obviously on her mind.
The war looms large as her husband is conscripted into service, placed into one of the heaviest battle zones, leaving Shideh (and their daughter Dorsa) even more alone. Tensions were high when he was home, as they attempted normalcy even as the air raid sirens would send the to the basement on an almost daily basis, but with him gone there is no normal.
The film deftly uses the basement shelter during the air raid drills as a benchmark for Shideh's isolation, going from the building's full tenentcy to just Shideh and Dorsa, the isolation and quiet of the building making every sound and movement more prominent.
Warned to get out of town, Shideh holds steadfast, underestimating the threat, until an Iraqi missile hits their building, but doesn't explode. The impact causes the upstairs neighbor to have a heart attack and Shideh can't save him. Her feelings of inadequacy and ineffectiveness as a result only worsens her anxiety and are doubled when Dorsa starts running a fever that won't break. Is it the fever causing the child to talk to thin air? Or is there truly malevolent forces at play in their building. It gets to a point where Shideh's anxiety is at such height that she can't even did even between her own nightmares and reality.
This film acts as mood piece, cultural document, and metaphor, and does so brilliantly all around. It's scoreless, so it doesn't have the all too typical (and frankly cheap) way of generating tension or scares, it relies on clever editing and outstanding direction (plus great performances) to build up it's suspense and create it's unsettling atmosphere. The sound design is key, placing explosions, creaks, wind, rustling, knocks and so many other atmospheric components, some sudden, some omnipresent, throughout. At the film's apex, the rustling of a tarp ingeniously becomes the manic soundtrack to a struggle.
There are cultural aspects that could be easily overlooked but serve well in informing Shideh's character, including her use of a VHS player is something that needs to be hidden, her Jane Fonda workout (I see both this and the unexploded ordinance as two different impacts of America influence on her life), and her arrest for being outside without a hajib (for a law which she's obviously against, given her activist history). Life in Iran is foreign, but not alien, so it's easy to empathize with Shideh, and to understand why her situation is having such a traumatic impact.
This came as a recommendation from April Wolfe from the Who Shot Ya Podcast, an always fantastic listen with insight from a diverse and delightful cast of reviewers, not just the all too common straight white guy opinion.
But this setting isn't just the backdrop, it's the point, highlighting the psychological impact of the war, the toll it takes on every aspect of someone's life.
Shideh (the compelling Narges Rashidi) is denied her return to school, crushing her hopes of being a doctor, because of her leftist activism years earlier. Immediately we understand that Shideh is living in a world she is unhappy with, but this blow is dealt shortly after her mother passed away, mortality obviously on her mind.
The war looms large as her husband is conscripted into service, placed into one of the heaviest battle zones, leaving Shideh (and their daughter Dorsa) even more alone. Tensions were high when he was home, as they attempted normalcy even as the air raid sirens would send the to the basement on an almost daily basis, but with him gone there is no normal.
The film deftly uses the basement shelter during the air raid drills as a benchmark for Shideh's isolation, going from the building's full tenentcy to just Shideh and Dorsa, the isolation and quiet of the building making every sound and movement more prominent.
Warned to get out of town, Shideh holds steadfast, underestimating the threat, until an Iraqi missile hits their building, but doesn't explode. The impact causes the upstairs neighbor to have a heart attack and Shideh can't save him. Her feelings of inadequacy and ineffectiveness as a result only worsens her anxiety and are doubled when Dorsa starts running a fever that won't break. Is it the fever causing the child to talk to thin air? Or is there truly malevolent forces at play in their building. It gets to a point where Shideh's anxiety is at such height that she can't even did even between her own nightmares and reality.
This film acts as mood piece, cultural document, and metaphor, and does so brilliantly all around. It's scoreless, so it doesn't have the all too typical (and frankly cheap) way of generating tension or scares, it relies on clever editing and outstanding direction (plus great performances) to build up it's suspense and create it's unsettling atmosphere. The sound design is key, placing explosions, creaks, wind, rustling, knocks and so many other atmospheric components, some sudden, some omnipresent, throughout. At the film's apex, the rustling of a tarp ingeniously becomes the manic soundtrack to a struggle.
There are cultural aspects that could be easily overlooked but serve well in informing Shideh's character, including her use of a VHS player is something that needs to be hidden, her Jane Fonda workout (I see both this and the unexploded ordinance as two different impacts of America influence on her life), and her arrest for being outside without a hajib (for a law which she's obviously against, given her activist history). Life in Iran is foreign, but not alien, so it's easy to empathize with Shideh, and to understand why her situation is having such a traumatic impact.
This came as a recommendation from April Wolfe from the Who Shot Ya Podcast, an always fantastic listen with insight from a diverse and delightful cast of reviewers, not just the all too common straight white guy opinion.
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Sunday, October 21, 2018
Horror, Not Horror (part 3) - The Final Girls / Final Girl
The Final Girls - 2015, d. Todd Strauss-Schulson -- netflix
Final Girl - 2015, d. Tyler Shields -- the movie network
All original content here for G&DSD, as I can't remember exactly when I watched these and thus logging them into Letterboxd is a bit of a cheat. Plus, I watched them both before I was on Letterboxd. I know this because I watched them both on the same day, back-to-back, in a weird fit of day-off-at-home experimentation (much) earlier this year.
It is very curious (and I'm assuming rare) for two films to come out in the same year with extremely similar titles, in effect referencing the same horror movie trope. Doubly curious is that they both share a prominent cast member in actor Alexander Ludwig...we're talking a significant role in both movies. And yet, that's pretty much where the similarities end. One is a PG-13, fun and fanciful, bloodless homage to 80's horror tropes, while the other is more of a dumbass action-suspense that's so stupid dumb and pains me to admit I even watched it.
The Final Girls, with the "the" article and pluralization, is a playful film in which the daughter (Tessa Farmiga) of a former scream queen (Malin Akerman) who tragically died in real life gets sucked into her mother's famous slasher movie alongside a few friend who coax her to the screening at a horror filmfest. The film toys with the idea that living inside a film means so much is fixed. The characters can only traverse within the confines of a scene. If they wish to leave the scene they have to move through it as the characters would do. It also plays with the logic of trying to manipulate events that are supposed to happen repeatedly, such that no matter what you do, you can't change them. Max, upon meeting her mother's character in the film, seeks to connect with her, even though logically she knows it's not her.
The film obviously embraces and messes with horror conventions, but really exists more on the side of humour and fantasy rather than horror. The lighting, the framing, the score all undersell the idea that this is in anyway a true horror movie. Where it could easily have been a Scream-style copycat, self aware but full of jump-scares, it instead tries for its own path where there's virtually no tension outside of the personal angst of Max and what to do about her not-mom. It's a mostly fun deviation, but it felt just a little too small and a little too rough to have me earnestly enthused. The humour is somewhat stale and the script just doesn't have enough punch, it's a clever idea, but it needed more clever ideas piled on top of it to really sell it. The visuals are generally adequate but with one nice eyepopping side-scrolling fight scene at the end. With a little more investment into playing with film textures (ala Grindhouse) once they enter the movie, and goofing around with meta-text a bit more, it would had a little extra something. This movie should really look better and be funnier. I could see the Wet Hot American Summer team doing something like this and really molding it into a cult classic.
The Final Girls is worth a watch at least, if playing with horror tropes is your thing. It's infinitely better than Final Girl, which hurts my brain and makes me a little sick to my stomach when I think about it. It's not any gore or anything in the film that does it, but just the fact that it exists at all. Final Girl is easily one of the worst ideas for a movie and one of the biggest wastes of time I've ever experienced.
The idea here is (and I'll try to recall with accuracy, but don't hold my feet to the fire because I would rather not think about it at all) there's this group of frat boys who take girls out on dates then murder them, but they're untouchable, somehow. So this maybe secret maybe government organization, or this guy from this organization, or just this guy... frick...ok, so Wes Bentley (what the hell are you doing in this movie Wes?) finds this young girl, and trains her to be a deadly weapon. Shades of Hanna here (ugh, I love Hanna, and it hurts me to even compare this excrement to it), but instead of staying a young girl, she becomes a "hot teen" (Abigail Breslin, looking like she's CGI enhanced into the uncanny valley, but she's not) who's tasked with going on a date with one of these guys and then killing the entire group of them.
Oh my god, my brain hurts with all of this. Like, how long have these frat boys been in the game if we see the girl as a little girl grow up into a hot teen? And why do they need to train a girl to date one of these guys in order to kill them? Bentley takes her right to their hangout, and we see the frat boys exit, so clearly Bentley's organization knows where they are and there's opportunity to take them out all the damn time. But instead they let these murderous a-holes keep killing girls FOR YEARS while they train a little girl to become a deadly hot teen? What the hell.
And not only have they trained Breslin in the arts of seriously killing a motherfucker, but also in the art of punchy repartee, which she shows in spades while chatting up her creepy, murderous date (that Alexander Ludwig guy who played the Shaggy character The Final Girls). They have their diner date and then he brings her out to the woods to "party" with his friends. They play a stupid truth or dare type game (may actually have been truth or dare, I'm not tracking this that closely), and they drug her. She wakes up restrained and they proceed to taunt and torment her, telling her all the awful things they're going to do to her, all the awful things they always do to girls, because they're huge fans of A Clockwork Orange or something. I don't know, don't care. Anyway, confession got, great, time to arrest them, because that's the whole point, right, catch them on tape and bring them to justice?
Nope. That would make sense. Breslin's been trained for this shit, she escapes her bindings and she flips the table, hunting these guys through the woods (woods with a weird-as-shit backlight source), one by one, setting up little traps and shit for them, until they're all dead and her mission is done.
Dear fucking Gob, this movie is stupid. Why does it exist? What purpose is there to it? It doesn't even play into the "final girl" horror movie trope at all! What is the point? Why that title? I hate that I spent any amount of time on this movie (I think I fast forwarded much of the second half), I hate that good actors had to be desperate enough for a paycheck to take part in this dumb, dumb, dumb movie, and I hate that more people may confuse this with a better movie called The Final Girls and accidentally watch this instead.
(David reviewed The Final Girls in his 31 Days of Halloween 2015)
Final Girl - 2015, d. Tyler Shields -- the movie network
All original content here for G&DSD, as I can't remember exactly when I watched these and thus logging them into Letterboxd is a bit of a cheat. Plus, I watched them both before I was on Letterboxd. I know this because I watched them both on the same day, back-to-back, in a weird fit of day-off-at-home experimentation (much) earlier this year.
It is very curious (and I'm assuming rare) for two films to come out in the same year with extremely similar titles, in effect referencing the same horror movie trope. Doubly curious is that they both share a prominent cast member in actor Alexander Ludwig...we're talking a significant role in both movies. And yet, that's pretty much where the similarities end. One is a PG-13, fun and fanciful, bloodless homage to 80's horror tropes, while the other is more of a dumbass action-suspense that's so stupid dumb and pains me to admit I even watched it.
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| The Good One |
The Final Girls, with the "the" article and pluralization, is a playful film in which the daughter (Tessa Farmiga) of a former scream queen (Malin Akerman) who tragically died in real life gets sucked into her mother's famous slasher movie alongside a few friend who coax her to the screening at a horror filmfest. The film toys with the idea that living inside a film means so much is fixed. The characters can only traverse within the confines of a scene. If they wish to leave the scene they have to move through it as the characters would do. It also plays with the logic of trying to manipulate events that are supposed to happen repeatedly, such that no matter what you do, you can't change them. Max, upon meeting her mother's character in the film, seeks to connect with her, even though logically she knows it's not her.
The film obviously embraces and messes with horror conventions, but really exists more on the side of humour and fantasy rather than horror. The lighting, the framing, the score all undersell the idea that this is in anyway a true horror movie. Where it could easily have been a Scream-style copycat, self aware but full of jump-scares, it instead tries for its own path where there's virtually no tension outside of the personal angst of Max and what to do about her not-mom. It's a mostly fun deviation, but it felt just a little too small and a little too rough to have me earnestly enthused. The humour is somewhat stale and the script just doesn't have enough punch, it's a clever idea, but it needed more clever ideas piled on top of it to really sell it. The visuals are generally adequate but with one nice eyepopping side-scrolling fight scene at the end. With a little more investment into playing with film textures (ala Grindhouse) once they enter the movie, and goofing around with meta-text a bit more, it would had a little extra something. This movie should really look better and be funnier. I could see the Wet Hot American Summer team doing something like this and really molding it into a cult classic.
The Final Girls is worth a watch at least, if playing with horror tropes is your thing. It's infinitely better than Final Girl, which hurts my brain and makes me a little sick to my stomach when I think about it. It's not any gore or anything in the film that does it, but just the fact that it exists at all. Final Girl is easily one of the worst ideas for a movie and one of the biggest wastes of time I've ever experienced.
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| please, just don't even... |
The idea here is (and I'll try to recall with accuracy, but don't hold my feet to the fire because I would rather not think about it at all) there's this group of frat boys who take girls out on dates then murder them, but they're untouchable, somehow. So this maybe secret maybe government organization, or this guy from this organization, or just this guy... frick...ok, so Wes Bentley (what the hell are you doing in this movie Wes?) finds this young girl, and trains her to be a deadly weapon. Shades of Hanna here (ugh, I love Hanna, and it hurts me to even compare this excrement to it), but instead of staying a young girl, she becomes a "hot teen" (Abigail Breslin, looking like she's CGI enhanced into the uncanny valley, but she's not) who's tasked with going on a date with one of these guys and then killing the entire group of them.
Oh my god, my brain hurts with all of this. Like, how long have these frat boys been in the game if we see the girl as a little girl grow up into a hot teen? And why do they need to train a girl to date one of these guys in order to kill them? Bentley takes her right to their hangout, and we see the frat boys exit, so clearly Bentley's organization knows where they are and there's opportunity to take them out all the damn time. But instead they let these murderous a-holes keep killing girls FOR YEARS while they train a little girl to become a deadly hot teen? What the hell.
And not only have they trained Breslin in the arts of seriously killing a motherfucker, but also in the art of punchy repartee, which she shows in spades while chatting up her creepy, murderous date (that Alexander Ludwig guy who played the Shaggy character The Final Girls). They have their diner date and then he brings her out to the woods to "party" with his friends. They play a stupid truth or dare type game (may actually have been truth or dare, I'm not tracking this that closely), and they drug her. She wakes up restrained and they proceed to taunt and torment her, telling her all the awful things they're going to do to her, all the awful things they always do to girls, because they're huge fans of A Clockwork Orange or something. I don't know, don't care. Anyway, confession got, great, time to arrest them, because that's the whole point, right, catch them on tape and bring them to justice?
Nope. That would make sense. Breslin's been trained for this shit, she escapes her bindings and she flips the table, hunting these guys through the woods (woods with a weird-as-shit backlight source), one by one, setting up little traps and shit for them, until they're all dead and her mission is done.
Dear fucking Gob, this movie is stupid. Why does it exist? What purpose is there to it? It doesn't even play into the "final girl" horror movie trope at all! What is the point? Why that title? I hate that I spent any amount of time on this movie (I think I fast forwarded much of the second half), I hate that good actors had to be desperate enough for a paycheck to take part in this dumb, dumb, dumb movie, and I hate that more people may confuse this with a better movie called The Final Girls and accidentally watch this instead.
(David reviewed The Final Girls in his 31 Days of Halloween 2015)
Saturday, October 20, 2018
31 Days of Halloween 2018: Creep 2
2017, Patrick Brice (Creep) -- Netflix
The first one creeped me out, pun entirely intended, but was so disturbing that it just clung to me like cobwebs in a emotionally haunted house. Mr Creep was just so entirely unpleasant, that he just kept on coming back to me. But I was not sure I really wanted another dose of that, despite how utterly staring-at-a-car-crash the movie was. But the sequel has not stuck with me, in any fond memory way, as the first did. I think it was just that knowing that he is out there, ready to be in another movie wigs the shit out of me.
Josef is now Aaron, having taken the name of the main character he killed in the first movie. The begins with a prologue to remind us of whom Aaron is, a serial killer who befriends people but eventually kills them.
In traditional Found Footage manner, we pick up with the new main character, aside from Aaron, Sara (Desiree Akhavan, Girls) telling us why she is going to meet Aaron. She is a videographer, or maybe just a vblogger, who focuses on socially challenged guys she connects with via Craigs List. She seems to have no fear of what she could run into, and despite even her own misgivings she drives up to the middle of nowhere to shoot a tale of Aaron.
To top things off, Aaron tells her exactly who he is and his desire to document what he has been doing. She gets one day "amnesty" and then.... well, you know what would be next. For some fucking reason, she agrees, likely because she doesn't quite believe him. She soon loses that doubt.
Aaron is about constant misdirection, but I found myself just annoyed at her .... naivete ? ambition? She sees a great vlog post out of this, but continues to ignore the signs of danger until its too late. While intrigued with the way Aaron was portrayed, and Duplass is as incredibly believable as he was the first time round, I was just annoyed at we just knew where it was going. Even if you accept a slight not-twist of her getting away, we always know he is going to come back and ... well, make a third movie?
The first one creeped me out, pun entirely intended, but was so disturbing that it just clung to me like cobwebs in a emotionally haunted house. Mr Creep was just so entirely unpleasant, that he just kept on coming back to me. But I was not sure I really wanted another dose of that, despite how utterly staring-at-a-car-crash the movie was. But the sequel has not stuck with me, in any fond memory way, as the first did. I think it was just that knowing that he is out there, ready to be in another movie wigs the shit out of me.
Josef is now Aaron, having taken the name of the main character he killed in the first movie. The begins with a prologue to remind us of whom Aaron is, a serial killer who befriends people but eventually kills them.
In traditional Found Footage manner, we pick up with the new main character, aside from Aaron, Sara (Desiree Akhavan, Girls) telling us why she is going to meet Aaron. She is a videographer, or maybe just a vblogger, who focuses on socially challenged guys she connects with via Craigs List. She seems to have no fear of what she could run into, and despite even her own misgivings she drives up to the middle of nowhere to shoot a tale of Aaron.
To top things off, Aaron tells her exactly who he is and his desire to document what he has been doing. She gets one day "amnesty" and then.... well, you know what would be next. For some fucking reason, she agrees, likely because she doesn't quite believe him. She soon loses that doubt.
Aaron is about constant misdirection, but I found myself just annoyed at her .... naivete ? ambition? She sees a great vlog post out of this, but continues to ignore the signs of danger until its too late. While intrigued with the way Aaron was portrayed, and Duplass is as incredibly believable as he was the first time round, I was just annoyed at we just knew where it was going. Even if you accept a slight not-twist of her getting away, we always know he is going to come back and ... well, make a third movie?
Horror, Not Horror (part 2) - The Apostle
2018, d. Gareth Evans - Netflix
There's a tonal imbalance in The Raid director Gareth Evans attempt at a horror movie. At the outset, it seems he clearly has in mind a modern horror spin on The Wicker Man and other such secret cult stories, but loses the thread about halfway through.
The first half builds a crawling tension as Thomas (Dan Stevens, bringing ultimate Dan Stevens-style glowering and brooding to the role), infiltrates a mysterious cult on their secluded island in search of his sister, whom the cult's leadership is holding for ransom. The cult worships a mother figure of the island, a provider to whom they sacrifice blood for a fruitful harvest, and follow their leader preachings of an ideal community free of taxes and money and armies and war. The hypocrisy screams loudly - doors have locks, there's a police force, weapons abound - and the people, while devoted, are definitely under strict rule. Their leaders, outcasts, fugitives, traitors to the king cannot be good men.
Glimpses of the mother figure skulking around the island (who is at once free to roam and yet bound?), coupled with the sacrifices to her and the severe rule of law on the island all present an atmosphere of definite unease. Thomas' infiltration is a dicey one, as he doesn't know the rites and rituals and songs and tenets of the church, and it's only a matter of time before he gives himself away. The leadership, resources running low, community on the verge of collapse, need the ransom he brings but most assuredly will not allow Thomas and his sister their freedom should he present it, but they know he's among them and need to draw him out before he starts sewing unrest.
It's to the midway point that Evans has tension drawn extremely high, but he lets go of the ropes and can't seem to draw them back. He becomes far too interested in the humanity of the characters, exploring their pasts and families, and there's no contribution to the central tension in those stories. Had Evans's established a much different tone (with a subtler, less scratching-at-the-walls kind of score) from the outset, making more of a drama with moments of horror or suspense, it would all work a little different, but the tone of the second half is all revelations...including the mother figure, who is clearly metaphysical (though her creepy, basket-headed caretaker is a real conundrum...who is he? Why is he doing what he's doing? why the basket head? How does he know how to use a gun? Why can't he speak? What's his entire deal?).
The second half brings a lot more gore and uneasy visuals, which belong in the horror movie of the first half but feel out of place in the far more dramatic second half. Evans also can't help but make his short fight sequences inherently kinetic - his sensibilities from The Raid perhaps a little too ingrained - and the camera motions feel way out of place in the production.
It's not altogether an unfulfilling movie but it's not consistent, and unsure of what it wants to be. Too bloated by at least half an hour for standard horror, and far too invested in it's characters and setup to fit comfortably in the genre. At the same time it's too gross, and too interested in presenting a new horror mythology to be drama, and the mixed bag nature means it spoils any parable it may have been reaching for.
The first half builds a crawling tension as Thomas (Dan Stevens, bringing ultimate Dan Stevens-style glowering and brooding to the role), infiltrates a mysterious cult on their secluded island in search of his sister, whom the cult's leadership is holding for ransom. The cult worships a mother figure of the island, a provider to whom they sacrifice blood for a fruitful harvest, and follow their leader preachings of an ideal community free of taxes and money and armies and war. The hypocrisy screams loudly - doors have locks, there's a police force, weapons abound - and the people, while devoted, are definitely under strict rule. Their leaders, outcasts, fugitives, traitors to the king cannot be good men.
Glimpses of the mother figure skulking around the island (who is at once free to roam and yet bound?), coupled with the sacrifices to her and the severe rule of law on the island all present an atmosphere of definite unease. Thomas' infiltration is a dicey one, as he doesn't know the rites and rituals and songs and tenets of the church, and it's only a matter of time before he gives himself away. The leadership, resources running low, community on the verge of collapse, need the ransom he brings but most assuredly will not allow Thomas and his sister their freedom should he present it, but they know he's among them and need to draw him out before he starts sewing unrest.
It's to the midway point that Evans has tension drawn extremely high, but he lets go of the ropes and can't seem to draw them back. He becomes far too interested in the humanity of the characters, exploring their pasts and families, and there's no contribution to the central tension in those stories. Had Evans's established a much different tone (with a subtler, less scratching-at-the-walls kind of score) from the outset, making more of a drama with moments of horror or suspense, it would all work a little different, but the tone of the second half is all revelations...including the mother figure, who is clearly metaphysical (though her creepy, basket-headed caretaker is a real conundrum...who is he? Why is he doing what he's doing? why the basket head? How does he know how to use a gun? Why can't he speak? What's his entire deal?).
The second half brings a lot more gore and uneasy visuals, which belong in the horror movie of the first half but feel out of place in the far more dramatic second half. Evans also can't help but make his short fight sequences inherently kinetic - his sensibilities from The Raid perhaps a little too ingrained - and the camera motions feel way out of place in the production.
It's not altogether an unfulfilling movie but it's not consistent, and unsure of what it wants to be. Too bloated by at least half an hour for standard horror, and far too invested in it's characters and setup to fit comfortably in the genre. At the same time it's too gross, and too interested in presenting a new horror mythology to be drama, and the mixed bag nature means it spoils any parable it may have been reaching for.
Friday, October 19, 2018
31 Days of Halloween 2018: Satan's Slaves
2017, Joko Anwar (Ritual) -- Shudder
OK, this is weird. I did not know that this movie was a remake of a 1980 movie of the same name, but it explained why the movie decided to take place in the 80s. What do you mean, Toasty? Lots of horror movies choose to be set in other periods. What I mean is that usually a current movie chooses a previous time period in order to reflect something of that time period. Some want to draw upon something that era held dear, such as television psychics. Some are just period, as haunted Victorian houses are just a thing. And some like the lack of ubiquitous technology. This one, unless I am lacking in my understanding of culture in Indonesia in the 80s, just chose to be retro, with no real tie to the past beyond the origin movie. No matter, it worked.
This is a complicated movie about a dying matron and the family losing everything in their care of her. It begins with the death of said matron, and how the family deals with her death, in both the release of the burden of taking care of her and the additional financial difficulty it adds. But everyone is dedicated as family should be. But things start getting weirder, with apparitions and poltergeist attacks. Rini, the daughter, starts digging into the family's past to discover a connection to a strange cult of Satanic worshippers.
I imagine much of the impact of this movie depends on remembering its originator, but to the foreign eye and it all being new, it still held up mostly to me. It was eerie and mixed the ghost and cult aspects well, dispensing with many of the tropes I expected. It reminded me of many of the horror movies from this blog's heyday (do we have one?) which were drawing upon the styles of horror movies in the 80s, but only thinly so. It did not depend on them but remembered them fondly.
OK, this is weird. I did not know that this movie was a remake of a 1980 movie of the same name, but it explained why the movie decided to take place in the 80s. What do you mean, Toasty? Lots of horror movies choose to be set in other periods. What I mean is that usually a current movie chooses a previous time period in order to reflect something of that time period. Some want to draw upon something that era held dear, such as television psychics. Some are just period, as haunted Victorian houses are just a thing. And some like the lack of ubiquitous technology. This one, unless I am lacking in my understanding of culture in Indonesia in the 80s, just chose to be retro, with no real tie to the past beyond the origin movie. No matter, it worked.
This is a complicated movie about a dying matron and the family losing everything in their care of her. It begins with the death of said matron, and how the family deals with her death, in both the release of the burden of taking care of her and the additional financial difficulty it adds. But everyone is dedicated as family should be. But things start getting weirder, with apparitions and poltergeist attacks. Rini, the daughter, starts digging into the family's past to discover a connection to a strange cult of Satanic worshippers.
I imagine much of the impact of this movie depends on remembering its originator, but to the foreign eye and it all being new, it still held up mostly to me. It was eerie and mixed the ghost and cult aspects well, dispensing with many of the tropes I expected. It reminded me of many of the horror movies from this blog's heyday (do we have one?) which were drawing upon the styles of horror movies in the 80s, but only thinly so. It did not depend on them but remembered them fondly.
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