Showing posts with label found footage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label found footage. Show all posts

Saturday, October 19, 2024

31 Days of Halloween: Late Night with the Devil

2023, Cameron & Colin Cairnes (100 Bloody Acres) -- Shudder

This was added to The List earlier in the year, downloaded as soon as it came out, before I signed up for Shudder. This year, 2024, has been a bumper crop for horror movies and I was downloading more that caught my interest than in any other year before. That may have been because of some factor a few years ago that spawned bankable interest in horror, but unfortunately it doesn't mean an increase in quality films, just volume. All things pointed to this being a break-out movie: the unique setting (found footage from a 70s TV talk show), a face we know and like (David Dastmalchian) and a pair of directors with some horror cred under their name, albeit not ones we had seen before.

So, as said, found footage. Via a voice over, we learn we are about to watch the last ever episode of "Night Owls, with Jack Delroy", a late night talk show competing with Johnny Carson. We start with a positive background to Jack (Dastmalchian, Ant-Man), a likable scamp who experiences some tragedy, and who has some connection to some weird culty "men's club". When his ratings flag, he begins to court controversy to gain viewers. That all leads to a Halloween episode where he is going to interview a girl possessed by a demon, and her handler.

The setup is a lot of fun. We see actual TV show segments, but we also get to see documentary style or "b-roll" from when it cuts to commercials. It begins with Christou (Fayssal Bazzi, We're Not Here to Fuck Spiders), an obviously fake medium channeling the dead relatives but basically screwing it up, until he hits the pre-setup ringer. Joining him onstage is the renowned skeptic Carmichael Haig (Ian Bliss, Kuu Kuu Harajuku) to refute and mock everything he is doing. Basically they are recreating The Amazing Randi vs Uri Geller animosity for an audience (us, not the TV show's audience) too young to remember these people. That is, until Christou has an unfortunate encounter with a real spirit who shouts "Minnie!" followed by him vomiting an unimaginable amount of black liquid and collapsing on stage. Cut to commercial and rush the unconscious Christou away on a stretcher, while the crew rushes to clean up the stage, and Haig, for the next act.

Said next act is psychologist and supernatural investigator June Ross-Mitchell (Laura Gordon, Harrow) and Lily (Ingrid Torrelli, The End), a girl who survived a Satanic cult. Ross-Mitchell has found a way to "safely" communicate with the demonic entity that inhabits Lily, but.... well, we wouldn't have a movie if that didn't go wrong.

And it does, but the movie was all focused on the build up, and ... not the climax? There were so many elements to juggle: that Jack was part of one of those Hollywood occult club, that his wife had died of cancer and maybe as part of a club sacrifice (what a scamp!), the skeptic getting definitive proof of the supernatural, the psychologist getting come-uppance, and Lily being more than a willing supplicant to whatever demonic entity ("Mr. Wriggles") they were summoning. But the payout wasn't as... fun? Lots of lights, death and Jack looking shell-shocked, along with a brief otherworldly depiction as we see the movie switch from the TV format to widescreen, to show us we are not in the found-footage mode any longer. The movie was rather well polished in what it laid out but less than satisfying in how it concluded, but I am not sure what it should  have shown us, just that we were disappointed.

Still, nice to see Dastmalchian get a bit more scenery to chew on.

Friday, October 14, 2022

31 Days of Halloween: Deadstream

2022, Joseph & Vanessa Winter (V/H/S/99) -- download

I like to think myself more in touch with technology & social media pop cultural phenomena than the average 50+ person, but ... yeah, I don't get "streamers". Then again, I was also not a fan of Jackass, which a lot of streamers seem to be trying to create pale imitations of. I do get that this is only one subset of an entire sub-culture, but its the one that gets the most off-topic attention, and... well, gets emulated in movies. 

Shawn Ruddy (Joseph Winter; yeah the director) is a popular streamer that has fallen from grace due to a stunt gone wrong. After his "apology" he needs to rise again in the ranks, so he arranges an extreme version akin to his previous stunts, in which his gimmick was facing things that scare him, usually stupid shit. And to that intent, he is staying the weekend in a notorious haunted house, and states that instead of running away from the scary things, he will run towards them. Of note, which got a loud chuckle from me, he states that this particular haunted house is not popular enough to actually cost him anything to stay in, which says something about the industry that is haunted houses. 

Shawn is all about the tech. He has multiple cameras stuck to his body, all wirelessly streaming to his site. He also tacks up more, in each scary room of the scary (and gross) house, with duct tape. The setup is pretty sweet, with multiple camera views always on, always live, while Shawn walks around with a tablet hanging from his neck, allowing him to view all the cameras, as well as paying attention to & interacting with the chat steam, and load videos and pics from his fans, as need be. Our "found footage" view of the movie is a combination of everything.

Speaking of the "found footage" motif, given that our viewing season usually includes one, a loud guffaw from me, when they did an intertitle commenting on how "streamer Shawn Ruddy disappeared during a night in haunted house" only to pull back, revealing it as a tshirt, which he of course is selling. I would buy one!

Anywayz, Shawn goes in, sees lots of spooky shit, and locks himself into the house. There are fuzzy lights, bumps in the night, creepy left behind shit, and lots of details that add to the legend of the house, involving the ghost of Mildred, a girl who hung herself. As we settled into the movie, the house really was creepy AF, and I expected the story to take a strongly serious turn allowing us to mostly root for the house against this rather annoying streamer. But instead, they do a damn good job of comedy and nostalgic horror references (Sam Raimi, Peter Jackson to name a few) combined with the conceit of the technology being used. Some of the best bits are when Shawn is focused on his own shit (usually crying or bleeding), so only we notice the fan chat stream has caught something entirely else on one of the cams, or has "helped" him by doing a bit of off-screen research, which eventually he catches onto, and it is integrated back into the story.

The jump scares are great, the gore is fun and watching Shawn getting knocked around is never not fun, which aligns well with my "old man yells at clouds" opinion of the whole thing.

This is the kind of movie I want to point at when I have to turn off incredibly low grade indie movies because they don't seem to even have the most basic aspects of film making down. On an imaginably tight budget and minimal number of contributors, the Winters did a great little horror flick.

Monday, October 25, 2021

31 Days of Halloween: The Taking of Deborah Logan

2014, Adam Robitel (Escape Room) -- download

Found footage. Its now a standard horror trope, or more accurately, its now a very tired standard trope in horror movies. If your movie doesn't have a gimmick, you can always fall back on the FF. But we seem to like them. But even so, I still prefer the actual "found" footage, as opposed to just doing the fake documentary style, ala What We Do In the Shadows. At one point, I even said of this movie, "Found footage implies everyone died and they find the camera...."

Mia, Gavin and Luis are shooting a documentary on Alzheimer's Disease, and the subject of their film will be Deborah Logan (Jill Larson, All My Children). He daughter Sarah (Anne Ramsay, Mad About You) has arranged for it to happen, mainly for the promised money, and probably for a bit of human contact since she and her mom live alone, without anymore help in a somewhat isolated area. Deborah is a "proper old lady" and considering the aspects of her disease, she can be incredibly demanding of things being exactly as they should be. The idea of a documentary crew living in their house with them, filming for weeks as the disease progresses seems like a horror story of awkward encounters unto itself.

But of course, because of the sub-genre, things start being weird when the cameras capture not just strange behaviour, but downright eerie. The first thing they see is Deborah going from the kitchen floor to standing on the cabinets in a single "frame" -- she does not climb or use a chair, she just appears. Gavin the sound guy is creeped out.

The house they live in is large, old and mostly shut down. Rooms sit unused and there are many many storage spaces, eventually inspiring Luis's, "How many attics does this place have?!?" It made me wonder if this movie had some influence on the more recent dementia-as-supernatural-horror movie Relic. But in this one, the house is just eerie, not supernaturally influenced.

In one such attic sits the abandoned ancient phone switchboard system that mom used to run a business with. During one incredibly spooky encounter with the plot, they hear mom talking in an otherworldly voice, in French. Mom doesn't speak French. That leads to some research into her clients, where they learn of Evil Dr. Desjardins (pronounced day-har-deen for some confoundingly probably American reason) who had been caught performing weird rituals.

Eventually the movie ends up not being about what is captured on camera, but has to stick to the gimmick and they just chase Deborah and Sarah around with their cameras, even when she is hospitalized. Yeah, I am not sure any hospital would allow them to shoot inside, let alone mount ceiling cameras.

There is one cute scene where Gavin does the atypical horror movie reaction, and just packs up and leaves. He doesn't know what is going on, nor does he cares. He's just getting fuck out of Dodge.

There are some pretty decent scares, and while the whole supernatural "explanation" is muddy at best (but not as muddy as Relic was) it does provide some pretty fucking weird shit centered around snake focused rituals. I am sure unhinging your jaw like that must have hurt like a summabitch.

I hate when movies do things, solely for the sake of the gimmick, but have no point in being in the movie. The aforementioned hop-up-on-the-cabinets scene has no purpose. Sure, Evil Dr Bad French had possessed mom, but is he just fucking with the camera crew, or does standing on kitchen fixtures serve some purpose in his ancient rituals? 

But "not bad" is the mantra we say at the end of these movies, as we got a few scares out of it, and at least the acting from mom was pretty on point.

Monday, October 12, 2020

31 Days of Halloween: Host

 2020. Rob Savage (Strings) -- download

Finally, something that was not only tightly done, well scripted & acted but also EXTREMELY timely, as it all takes place during the 2020 Lockdown, on Zoom. Yes, the horror movie via webcam has been done before, but not with so much of its viewing populace having recently used the platform for pretty much the same reasons the characters in the movie did -- to reconnect with their friends while all stuck at home. But, I wonder how many have actually run a seance...

Haley arranges the seance between her and five friends, and a spiritual leader Seylan. Despite the at hand booze, and a Room full of sceptics, Hayley asks one thing -- take it seriously. We can see there is already some tension between the friends, but that is to be expected amongst a largish crowd of 20sumthins who have been locked indoors for a couple of months by now. The movie, based on the meeting details, is set in July, 2020.

One of the girls mocks the spirits, which according to Seylan is the wrong thing to do. When you lie about the spirits, it can give a gateway to dark things, demonic things that won't follow the rules and only have malevolence in mind. It starts mildly enough; noises and lights, and a sliding chair. But things quickly escalate. This is one fucking violent spirit that tosses the girls about, one by one, smashing them and anyone around them like rag dolls until... the Zoom meeting ends.

I loved how it mixed the technological aspects of the movie into a tight, quickly resolved plot. Free Zoom meetings can only be 40 minutes, and the movie runs just over an hour. Some of the girls are using laptops, some their phones, which changes perspective and interaction. There is no soundtrack, bad camera work (front cams suck) and LOTS of eerie darkness. And then there is that yellow labeled bottle at the centre of the screen that begs to have an eye kept on it. The movie had some very good scares, not an empty ounce of jump scare, using every scary element to its fullest.

While this may be accused of being just another found footage style film, it really does do an effective scary movie while acknowledging its predecessors. That one girl spends much of her time under a blanket seeking protection harkens back to the tent scene in the ff original, Blair Witch Project. And some of those barely scene images of the evil spirit are so obviously inspired by those viral videos that had the horrid face inserted, to scare kids and parents alike, with their false connections. I can see this movie becoming a favourite of teenage girl sleepovers, well once sleepovers are a thing people are allowed to have. Zoom's having a banner year, so it should still be around by then.

Saturday, October 20, 2018

31 Days of Halloween 2018: Creep 2

2017, Patrick Brice (Creep) -- Netflix

The first one creeped me out, pun entirely intended, but was so disturbing that it just clung to me like cobwebs in a emotionally haunted house. Mr Creep was just so entirely unpleasant, that he just kept on coming back to me. But I was not sure I really wanted another dose of that, despite how utterly staring-at-a-car-crash the movie was. But the sequel has not stuck with me, in any fond memory way, as the first did. I think it was just that knowing that he is out there, ready to be in another movie wigs the shit out of me.

Josef is now Aaron, having taken the name of the main character he killed in the first movie. The begins with a prologue to remind us of whom Aaron is, a serial killer who befriends people but eventually kills them.

In traditional Found Footage manner, we pick up with the new main character, aside from Aaron, Sara (Desiree Akhavan, Girls) telling us why she is going to meet Aaron. She is a videographer, or maybe just a vblogger, who focuses on socially challenged guys she connects with via Craigs List. She seems to have no fear of what she could run into, and despite even her own misgivings she drives up to the middle of nowhere to shoot a tale of Aaron.

To top things off, Aaron tells her exactly who he is and his desire to document what he has been doing. She gets one day "amnesty" and then.... well, you know what would be next. For some fucking reason, she agrees, likely because she doesn't quite believe him. She soon loses that doubt.

Aaron is about constant misdirection, but I found myself just annoyed at her .... naivete ? ambition? She sees a great vlog post out of this, but continues to ignore the signs of danger until its too late. While intrigued with the way Aaron was portrayed, and Duplass is as incredibly believable as he was the first time round, I was just annoyed at we just knew where it was going. Even if you accept a slight not-twist of her getting away, we always know he is going to come back and ... well, make a third movie?

Thursday, October 26, 2017

31 Days of Halloween 2017: Creep

2014, Patrick Brice (The Overnight) -- Netflix

This one has stuck with me. Its another from the list of standard recommendations but the premise never caught. But near the end of this month's event, we always just go "nope nope nope nope" and finally settled on, "OK, sure why not."

Its another Found Footage movie, but not from the usual fare. A guy answers a Craig's List posting where someone needs to record footage of a couple of days of his life. In order to leave a legacy for his coming son, as he is dying of cancer. So, guy with camera shows up to house in the woods. Not creepy house, just a twisty, windy house at the top of some long steps. And guy is fucking weird, that uncomfortable guy who is too open, too touch-feely and really, just creeps you out. Thus the movie's title.

But camera guy needs the money and buys into the sob story. Big mistake.

Eventually he figures our our creep is just that, some lying weirdo with no discernible agenda other than getting this camera guy to be his friend. Every encounter is weirder, until things start getting downright criminal. The movie does a wonderful job of just driving us out of our skin. With a personality mixing up a car salesman, a needy new-ager and a dangerously mentally damaged individual, the creep just keeps on escalating the connectivity until... well, until we learn his true agenda.

Chop.

Sunday, October 1, 2017

31 Days of Halloween 2017: The Blair Witch Project

Starting in 2011 we (Marmy and I, as Kent is not that much of a horror fan) enjoyed celebrating the Halloween season (as soon as the candies hit the stores) by watching too many horror / Halloween related movies, most of them bad.  2012 had a few flicks but not the full month. Un/Re-employment kill 2013. Apathy killed 2014. But we returned in 2015 with a full run. 2016 had a good start, but stalled in the last few days, likely due to work life. This year almost started with a fizzle, but then I remembered last night, "It's October 1st !"

1999,  Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sánchez (not really much since) -- download

I saw this movie in the initial run, blind, via a free ticket from Marmy's TV station. I had no idea what was going on when I went in. Remember, in the late 90s, there was Internet Hype but the machine wasn't yet all pervasive. And there was not an established genre of "found footage". I fell right into the plot, the rough style and the fear. I was a guy brought up in the woods, so I knew very well the idea of being in a tent and getting spooked by every crack, cry and whistle in the woods. And I didn't even need myths or folk tales to make me scared.

But here I am almost 20 years later watching a bad download of a fullscreen format movie (was it fullscreen back then? really? it was a video camera, so....) with the weight of almost two decades of people trying to recreate the hype AND almost two decades of listening to people who didn't buy into the premise, especially if they didn't see it during the original run. Post-hype, the movie just does not stand up. This is a movie best scene with little to none background on it. It does not hold up well to scrutiny now.

But I still liked it. I like how they let the stress of these filmmakers ratchet up the tension in you so that when they start to break down, it seems natural, and you may buy into it. Face it, these kids are dicks. They go into the woods unprepared, without any real plan of where they are going. She never admits she doesn't know where they are going, and they never actually find the graveyard where the witch was known to haunt. In fact they never find anything really witch related. Sure, there are all the fetishes and stone cairns that cement the fear in them, but nothing truly witchy happens. Its more psycho hillbilly stuff, owing more to the followup story about the man who killed children in his basement and the ... woodsmen who are found murdered.

Much of the post release hype has been around the ambiguous ending and what exactly happened. It left it to the viewers to explain themselves, and while I am eager to buy into the explanation that Josh (the camera man) was the likely culprit and murderous friend, I am not sure you can truly accept that from what we get. For one, who would have done all the weird sounds of children crying and cackles in the dark? And of course, if we are going to go with that, we need some sort of motive. We are never given that.

I am left knowing we will continue with the sequel and the NEW one, but already knowing the second sucked. But tomorrow will tell.

Saturday, October 29, 2016

31 Days of Halloween 2016: Paranormal Activity 3

2011, Henry Joost, Ariel Schulman (Catfish) -- download

Somewhere in our hunt for horror movies, Marmy found posts that stated this was the best movie of the series, maybe the best horror movie of that year. Yeah, they were wrong. Very wrong.

Sorry, but i don't remember the original supposedly ground-breaking found-footage horror movie, that started the whole "nice suburban haunted house" idea. I do remember it was all jump scares, and the only thing that lent any actual scariness to it, was that the direction made the family, and the footage, very authentic. Once you really establish the mundanity of a situation, even the most benign scare can have weight.

And that is the only bank these movies have.

This one takes place in the 80s, when one of the girls from the first one was just a kid. Younger daughter Kristi has an imaginary friend who lives in the toy closet upstairs. Things start to get weird when the invisible "friend" starts asking weird things of Kristi, things not even she is sure she wants to do.

Meanwhile mom's BF and his brother are setting up cameras around the houses because they think it would be cool to catch whatever is going on. What they do catch is completely unsettling and the brother just runs away. Mom is upset, but never actually watches the footage. She is entirely dismissive of the whole thing, despite the evidence something fucking weird is going on. Y'know classic Sceptical Character trope.

The best scare of the movie is the floating blanket ghost child thing. It works well when see through the eyes of not-so-hidden camera, but from the ghost's point of view. Who was he scaring? If he never allows anyone to actually see him being clever, what is the point? Until he gets to messing around in the kitchen, the baby sitter is not even scared. I get it, it is a staple of horror movies, where we see things that scare us but the affected character is oblivious. But, this was just annoying.

Speaking of annoying. After filling out two thirds of the movie with the idea of an imaginary ghost friend demon thing and its connection to the youngest daughter, the movie spills headlong into some sort of ancient, family witch connection. This is where a tolerable jump-scare movie just got 70s silly. But it was probably tying together connections hinted at in the other movies.

Meh.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

3 Short Paragraphs: Project Almanac

2015, Dean Israelite -- download

I was this close to calling it quits here, or at least an extended hiatus. Things are just not coming together, not expanding, not evolving. Like much in my life, things stagnate and I don't know how to grow them. This blog has been around since 2011, and by now I hoped I would get deeper into the proper Movie Review. Instead, I have embraced the 3-paragraphs (never short) and all too often, struggle to say anything meaningful then. But something occurred to me today. If I admit to not having enough focus and ambition to properly write fiction, but love the fruck out my shorty-short-short fiction (also called flash fiction by proper writers), why can't I focus on that for here? Not full reviews, just snippets or vignettes from a "proper" review? Not the entire plot and 3 act structure, just a window into my head. Why not?

I first saw reference to this when a trailer for Welcome to Yesterday appeared. It has had three names. That is not a good sign. And again, its apparent. I wish I had not become so sensitive to the meddling of studio executives, or more so, I wish that directors were more skilled at dealing with such.

I love time travel movies (as said before, Source Code) especially when they deal with the ramifications. But they all too often ignore the fun you can have. This movie, about teens who find the blueprints for a time machine and build it (shaddup, one kid is going to MIT; that's enough right?) only to find out everything is not lottery winning and Lollapalooza on the cheap. There are issues in changing time -- affect one thing, and other things collapse. A affects B affects C and so on. And when you go back and try and fix things, it only ever gets worse. That is a trope of time travel movies, one that skips the multiple timelines idea, and focuses on a single one fucked up by stupid kids.

Project Almanac works on many levels. For a teen movie, the wish fulfillment is very important. Girls, parties and fast red cars are important. Going to a rock festival and making sure the perfect moment happens between you and the girl of your dreams; that is grand. But the summer horror movie ramifications were mostly side lined. There should have been more impact, more weight once they knew what they were doing. Smart Kid, MIT Kid, should have never listened with his loins. And there was a missing dad, whose death was barely explained, so I almost thought there was going to be I'll Follow You Down aspect that was explored. Nope. Skipped over, so much lost, so many opportunities given over to found footage and young kids in lust.

Monday, January 5, 2015

3 Short Paragraphs: As Above, So Below

2014, John Erick Dowdle (Quarantine, Devil) -- download

Found footage. So overused these days that even I am tiring of it. In addition to the gimmick, you have to have a hook. What if it was taking place in the actual Paris catacombs? As in those actual tunnels beneath Paris that are filled with the bone remains of millions of people? But not just tunnels of bones, but the adjacent curving paths rarely traversed by people, and definitely not tourists? Add in a bit of medieval mysticism concerning alchemy and treasure troves worthy of Indiana Jones, and maybe you have something intriguing? Passably, but barely, yes.

Scarlett is not your average archaeologist. Her intro finds her in Iran climbing around in caves that are about to be dynamited by the government. She seeks a mythical statue that has some connection to her father's legacy. Of course, she finds it just before she and her GoPro camera are blown into dusty bits. Our first hint that she is not your average archaeologist is just how blasé she is about them blowing up priceless history. Quickly we discover she is more about her own ideals than any connection old stuff has to history.

Scarlett leads the team into the tunnels, led by a Parisian tunnel rat known as Papillon. He knows which tunnels to go down and which ones to avoid. He also is very aware there are weirdos all through the tunnels, not just your run of the mill occultists. What he doesn't know is that they also connect to some sort of alternate reality Hell, like Silent Hill or Grave Encounters. A Hell that punishes you for things you don't really deserve to be punished for, if you feel the least guilty. As a thriller, the movie is actually serviceable with some real scares and the claustrophobia of the catacombs. As a horror its just inexplicable mysticism for the sake of it without any real weight, considering some characters actually escape by just climbing... out. Points for a great poster though.

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

3 Short Paragraphs: Apollo 18

2011, Gonzalo López-Gallego (Open Grave) -- Netflix

The trouble with scifi as horror is that it often dispenses with the wonder of space for the act of being scared of it. In one movie, say Gravity, a character will look through their visor and see the wonders of the stars and the sun rising over the earth. In a horror movie in space, they will see only the emptiness of the void and suffer some sort of traumatic reaction -- ignoring the idea they would be tested for that. In a discovery space movie, even one tinged with horror, say Europa Report, there is wonderment and delight at finding new life or a new place.  In a cheap horror, that new life wants to eat you and that is pretty much all. In Apollo 18, it asks the question we didn't know to ask, "What happened to Apollo 18?" With Apollo 17 being the last branded mission, only this found-footage tells us what happened on this fate-less mission.

With a cast of Canadian TV regulars, whom you cannot name: Warren Christie (that guy from Motive), Lloyd Owen (ok, not so familiar) and Ryan Robbins (that guy from Sanctuary, Falling Skies), we are shown a final Moon landing mission shrouded in secrecy. If found-footage, it is from crappy low-definition cameras known about at the time, but in order to give us some non-grainy footage, a new hi-def camera, the first of its kind, is added to the roster when they reach the Moon. They only know they are there to install some equipment, some sort of transmitter. But almost immediately (one of those cliche descriptive phrases that applies to so many horror movies I watch), things start to go weirdly wrong. Who moved the flag? Whose footprints are those? The dusty Russian lander and dead cosmonauts tells them they might need to know more about their mission.

** SPOILER (why you care, I don't know) **

Suffice it to say they discover an unknown life form on the Moon -- walking spider rocks. And the walking spider rocks are E-eee-vil. Or at least they act with no real motive but to fuck with us and infect us. They hide in plain sight, they sneak out of the corner of our eyes, they burrow into us from inside spacesuits and when it is most appropriate (boo!!) they revert back to spidery legs and run around. There is no rhyme or reason but to scare us and those poor astronauts. The movie doesn't even hint that earth scientists might want to capture this life form. In a twist of cliches, the earth scientists would rather abandon the astronauts on the Moon than have them bring the life forms to Earth.  Ohmigawd, the rocks have legs, fuck dat shit, we are not touching that!! And thus we don't know about the mission and we haven't been back to the Moon. I dunno, a pet spider rock could be cool as long as he didn't try to eat me.

Monday, May 5, 2014

3 Short Paragraphs: Afflicted

2013, Derek Lee, Clif Prowse (some shorts) -- cinema

The first thing I learned was that, yes, vampires can be caught on video. And even video blogs. Afflicted is an indie Canadian movie about a pair of world-travelling video bloggers who don't get very far before a casual sexual encounter has led to an unfortunate SDT -- vampirism. OK, he didn't get it from that but that he was bitten during the encounter. Despite my dismissive tone, the movie is quiet effective and serious about Derek Lee's transformation and the ramifications of becoming a creature of the night.

Derek and his best friend Clif are embarking on a world trip, video blogging all the way (thus, found-footage style movie) because Derek has been diagnosed with a condition that will make this his last likely trip. He could die any moment and wants to do what he loves most. Clif is the camera geek following him with all sorts of camera equipment. Almost immediately their trip leads to a rather violent sexual encounter in Paris. Derek avoids doctors or hospitals, knowing they would learn of his condition and send him back to Canada. Nope, that's not going to happen. Not even when the bite starts to have weird side effects, like extreme strength and a rapidly increasing cravings. They get the vampire thing very quickly but are so fascinated with the super heroic antics, they forget the bad part. By the time Derek's condition worsens, and moral gray lines are passed fully over, Derek's only goal is to find her and be cured.

The camera work is rather fun, always inventively from Clif's point of view, as the two test out Derek's vampire super powers, jumping from Italian street to building wall, running like a 6 million euro man and accidentally sending motorists flying through the air. When full on vampirism takes hold, Derek is a ravening beast with spooky eyes and a camera strapped to his chest bouncing from one victim to the next, ignoring a hail of bullets. The fact that he is still somehow uploading all this footage to a YouTube account is a little silly but I suggest you ignore that and run with it. The movie is not without the tragedy of becoming a supernatural predator, leading to the shotgun blast and its minimal effect, from the movie poster. Rest assured, he is not cured and given success, sequels are left open.

Monday, October 28, 2013

3 Short Paragraphs: Europa Report

2013, Sebastián Cordero -- download

I am not sure what I want out of my truly science fiction movies. Truly science fiction, you ask? The age old argument about hard science fiction vs soft comes down to a question of whether the dominant feature of the fictional piece is about the science involved and whether or not they strive for plausibility. But as a man of fantasy, I am not bent out of shape when a story of man's early attempts at space travel drops the reality in exchange for a creative story. But, as I was saying, I am not sure what I want out of true scifi but I guess it would have to be a sense of originality ... an attempt to explore something unique. This ain't it.

Sure, not the best opening paragraph for a movie I rather enjoyed. But, you see, the movie isn't altogether original. It's another depiction of humanity's first long term space flight. The Europa One was the first ship to leave near earth orbit since the guys went to the moon in the 60s. This time scientists send a team to Europa, the moon of Jupiter. Encased in ice, scientists believe there is water below the surface and where there is water, they hope ... life. But, for the sake of drama, things do not go well. So, we get suspense and drama and even a hint of horror. We don't get anything that has not been seen before when people in spaceships visit somewhere for the first time.

If the ideas are not original, the execution is at least expansive. They mix a bit of found footage styles with the feel of one of those BBC science drama-mentaries, where CG and special effects add to a story that is based on real science. The story sets itself up as a documentary explaining what happened to Europa One, so we know right away things did not go well. And through recollections and actual footage from the ship's cameras and helmet cams, we get the story of the last days of Europa One. The acting is tight, the cinematography exciting but like you always hope those TV science dramas would have a bit of Hollywood oomph behind them, I felt myself itching for a bit of fantasy with my hard scifi. What I did like was the though that this is how real space flight will be, fraught with disaster but still, the sense of discovery making it worth it.

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Three Short Paragraphs: The Bay

2012, Barry Levinson (Rain Man, Wag the Dog) -- download

I wanted to start this review with, "Yep, that is right, a director so Hollywood famous that you know his name, did a B-grade found-footage horror movie." But then I looked at Levinson's IMDB listing and, well, his heyday was quite a while ago. Not that there is anything wrong with that; one thing fame in Hollywood should afford is the right to take things easy, slow down and do the kind of movies you want to, instead of what is just handed to you by the producers having those cafe meetings I always imagine.  But, my point is, he is not trying to make a come back with this, he is not damaging his career, he is just doing a pointed movie about a topic that interested him, in genre fashion.

The movie takes place in a small Chesapeake Bay town. Pieced together from  "found footage", our main character was a fledgling reporter who saw it all first hand. She is coming clean about the ecological disaster caused by sewage run off from a chicken farm. I am not going to spoil anything by saying to you that the stars of the movie are the isopods. Go ahead, Google it. They are the water born cousins of sow bugs that can grow to horror-movie sized critters. And one breed of them is known to eat the tongue of certain types of fish. So, you can see the easy setup here. We are already creeped out by them.

Levinson had read about how Chesapeake Bay was becoming an ecological dead zone due to factory run-offs and other human created contaminates. He wanted to do a movie that brought this to light and ended up with a horror movie, that succeeds in pointing out what is going on, but exaggerates things to the n-th degree. This is not a ground-breaker, not a new revolution in horror film making. It is just a decently done, solidly told story that is equal parts Jaws, zombie movie (think the bio-contaminates ones) and infection movie. It also has hints of the 60s coldwar horror movie, where denial of any wrong-doing plays a big part. But I still wonder whether Levinson sees himself as succeeding, or not, in this genre.

P.S. Nope, no 31 Days of Halloween this year. But we are going to attempt to do a Countdown to Halloween on the last week. I will be starting a new job that week, so maybe.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

3 Short Paragraphs: Sinister

2012, Scott Derrickson (The Day the Earth Stood Still)

If you really don't want to know the twists and turns of this movie that any horror fan will see a mile away, beware spoilage below.

Yes, he did the Keanu version, not the original.  This time round, Derrickson is doing another found footage movie, but no, not that kind... it actually has found footage and it plays as much a character as the family in jeopardy.  Ethan Hawke, the washed up writer, has moved his willfully oblivious family into the home where, not so long ago, an entire family was murdered in their own back yard.  Stupid huh?  Not the plot, the writer.  It sets the desperate tone for Hawke's Oswalt.  He needs this true crime book to be successful, no matter the danger to his family or his own life. With whiskey fueled stupidity he watches previous family murders, left for him to consume.

We start with the assumption that the killer is manipulating Oswalt.  We are not wrong.  But its not a serial killer who plays with the minds of his next victim before slaughtering them along with their family.  No, based on the black metal character hiding in the shadows of the 8mm film, its a boogie man.  And not just any boogie man, but the original Babylonian demon god, consumer of children and apparently fan of bad heavy metal.  Bughuul needs the souls of children willing to kill their family and while he is playing with Oswalt, Boogie is also manipulating his daughter to be the next star of his films. And maybe if Oswalt hadn't been down downing bottle after bottle and revealed a bit more of his suspicions, he might not be recorded for the potential sequel.

But despite some downright creepy spirit filled scenes meant entirely for us, not so much as eliciting a raised hackle in the protagonist, this was a scream at the screen by the numbers stupid actions horror movie.  Turn on some fucking lights !!  Seriously, if I ever buy a creepy 70s ranch or Victorian mansion, I am installing giant halogen lights all on a single switch.  One creepy sound and FLASH no shadows left anywhere, not in the basement, not in the attic.  And just to contradict myself entirely, I rather enjoyed it all.  It could have been a plot line from the show Supernatural, if any heroes had been present, perhaps a good idea for the sequel in which Opie the deputy sheriff figures out what happened and is stopping the next film from being produced.  Add in a flashie magic dagger to kill Boogie and we will be good.

Friday, February 15, 2013

3 Short Paragraphs: End of Watch

2012, David Ayer (Street Kings) -- download

If anyone is going to pen the story of Chris Dorner, the recently killed cop-killing ex-cop, it will be David Ayer.   He is known for his cop dramas such as Training Day (writer) and Street Kings (director) normally set in South Central LA and in more than one instance, about that infamously corrupt police force.  In light of the media depiction of Dorner, as a murderous paranoid, would he be able to set a story of one cop's unsuccessful war against perceived corruption and injustice?  Hollywood has never been about the realism of "as based on" but it would be interesting to see what direction they would take.

Ayer takes this story from a found footage flick, where we have Gyllenhaal's Brian Taylor shooting with a handicam for a class project, into a multi-format movie seen through various hand held cameras as well as the traditional film camera.  This is not about the gimmick of video cameras but a choice of style, carrying some realism through real world perspectives.  And it works.  It really does, making it more personal than anything.  We are thrust into the lives of the cops and criminals, via dash cams and wedding videos, class projects and amateurs just fucking around with a camera.

Are all south central cops assholes?  Are they assholes who we grudgingly acknowledge as necessary with their bravado and in-your-face attitude?  Does it take this attitude to survive those dangerous neighbourhoods and actually make a difference?  This is what we are given when we meet Taylor and Zavala, products of their job and their world. And we also get heroes, not seasoned and corrupt veterans, but grunts driving their beat every day and seriously seeking to make it safer. We also get the tragic consequences of what happens when an unprepared police force runs into the unrepentant brutality of these new Mexican cartels.  You know those ones known for killing politicians, journalists and even bloggers who dare to write about them? Ayer does what few others do when telling stories about South Central LA, he leaves us caring about the cops we watch through the lense.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Catching Up: Action-SF-Superhero-netflixtravaganza

Cold Souls - 2009, Sophie Barthes - netflix
The Expendables - 2010, Sylvester Stallone - netflix
In Time - 2011, Andrew Niccol - netflix
Love - 2011, William Eubank - netflix
Green Hornet - 2011, Michel Gondry - netflix
Chronicle - 2012, Josh Trank - netflix


There was a time, a time before children (circa 2009) that I would have seen all of these films in the theatre (with the exception of Love. of which I was previously unaware).  Given that this is a time after children, and video stores are non-existent and "digital" rentals can be ridiculously priced (seven dollars?!), plus the ceaseless amount of material to watch on netflix (or youtube, if you're not so concerned with video quality) I elected to wait (plus, I already was questioning the overall quality of these films based on trailers and reviews.

Of this disparate lot, Cold Souls is, theoretically at least, the most artsy-minded.  Paul Giamatti stars as himself, struggling with playing the titular part in Chechov's "Uncle Vanya" on stage.  The dark introspection of the play is taking a toll on his own psyche, and he's encouraged by his manager to go to a "soul storage" facility to help ease the burden.  Giamatti's struggle on stage and experimentation with soul storage is intercut with that of the Russian black-market soul extraction and exportation, primarily focussed on Nina (Dina Korzun), a soul smuggler.  When Nina's boss asks for a the soul of an American actor to implant in his struggling actress wife, Giamatti's winds up being the only option.

The film is a curious comedy-drama hybrid, but never quite commits to either.  There's a heavily comedic aspect to the concept that is constantly diluted by the existential drama, so it never is a funny as it should be.  At the same time the exploration of what it means to have a soul, be it your own, or someone else's is also never treated with enough seriousness or committed interest to actually be meaningful.  The film maintains it's "neither here nor there" tone consistently throughout, where it would have been better off vacillating between the two.  It's not a terrible picture, but it has a great concept and story that doesn't live up to its potential.

Equally not living up to its potential, Sylvester Stallone's The Expendables, a gathering of aging (and aged) action heroes that should have been glorious in its goofiness.  Instead it's marred by a terrible script, awful direction and an utterly painful stab a characterization.  The action is generally nonsensical, the motivations of the characters are non-existent, and the attempt at pithy dialogue are continuously painful.  It's hard to believe, judging from this picture, that Stallone was an Oscar nominated writer and actor, particularly the latter.  Stallone's delivery verges on incomprehensible through the entirety of the picture, and the vanity involved in the entire project (his camera stays leering on his then-64-year-old physique far too often, showing far too much of his hybrid rubbery/leathery skin) is kind of repulsive.  This should have been so simple, a gleefully ridiculous spectacle impossible to mess up and yet it's an atrocious picture with little to redeem it.

In Time contains a Sci-Fi conceit I'm rather enamored with, and attempts to explore the socio-political impact of that idea, failing miserably.  About 150 years in future, all humans are implanted with a clock shortly after they're born that activates when they turn 25, giving them one further year to live, but also stopping the aging process.  Time has become currency, so people must earn extra time as well as spend it to survive.  Writer/Director Andrew Niccol wrote and directed one of my favourite explorations of a dystopian future, Gattaca, so it's remarkable how off-the-rails In Time gets.

Niccol attempts to explore the idea of class warfare, how the 1% who have centuries oppress the rest of the population by controlling costs and supporting an infrastructure, including a police system that naturally skews to benefits the wealthy.  Unfortunately, the characters, and the scenarios the film takes them through, betray the insight of the concepts, by thrusting them too quickly into corny drama, hackneyed romance, implausible action, and an ill-advised "Bonny and Clyde" routine which manages to oversimplify a resolution to the meatiest aspect of the story.  There's a good story buried in here somewhere, and had Niccol treated it with the same seriousness of Gattaca instead of trying to devise an action blockbuster around an exploration of the divide between rich and poor, he would definitely have had a science fiction classic.  Instead, In Time is memorable only in its lost opportunity and misuse of terrific concepts.

Love is a fairly narrow, well travelled concept, that of the lone man aboard a space ship/station losing touch with his sanity the more time passes.  Owing a hefty debt of gratitude to similar-minded genre films like Solaris, Moon, Silent Running and, most directly, 2001, Love places its singular protagonist, Captain Lee Miller (Gunner Wright) alone aboard the ISS on a temporary monitoring mission that winds up being far less temporary when all the lights on the Earth below go out.  Something bad has happened and cut off from pretty much all communication over a lengthy span, Capt. Miller, like any man, begins to fall apart.

The concept of Love, however, as you might guess by its title, is more esoteric.  Capt. Miller begins to hallucinate interactions with people he only knows from remnant photographs, helping him explore his cerebral status.  Meanwhile a puzzling group of talking head inserts, musing on the human condition, find their way between scenes, which bear fruit only once the grander 2001-ex-machina presents itself.

The project of prog rock "supergroup" Angels and Airwaves, the film is low budget but what is accomplished on that budget is quite visually spectacular.  The set design and visual effects are quite appealing, and director Eubank makes to most of what he has.  There are niggling details here and there (the space suit definitely doesn't stand up to any scrutiny), but understanding the scale of the film gives them a bit of a pass.  The soundtrack by Angels and Airwaves is quite in sync with the emotional measures of the film, and represents one of its most potent aspects.  I have to wonder though if the film is companion to the two A&A albums or vice-versa.   Actor Gunner Wright is a phenomenal lead, with an understated presence capable of both confidence and vulnerability.  The film itself is definitely not for everyone, it's a mood piece, which, even at 84 minutes feels half an hour overlong, but if you can settle into its quiet rhythm it proves moderately rewarding.  Given the admirable display they put on here, hopefully we can see Eubank and Wright in larger scale projects in the future.



The Green Hornet was a film that could have used a bit of low-budget ingenuity.  This was a film that was going to get made regardless of who was involved, and the roster of talent that came and went on the project was a long one.  That it had the singular vision and the consistent tone it did, thanks to the Superbad writing team of Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg and director-for-hire Michel Gondry is quite phenomenal, as I would have expected studio interference to be high (and maybe it was, hard to say).  However, despite the consistency, the tone/vision wound up being misguided and struggled to justify itself.  Plus I think Kick-Ass pretty much beat it to the punch.

Rogen and Goldberg's take, as might be expected, leans to the comedic side of things, skewering the masked vigilante genre, but, oddly, not lampooning it.  It doesn't push the genre to any sort of comedic extremes, really, but rather tries to make the idea of a well-meaning yet completely over-privileged, under-trained socialite a joke all it's own.  Equally, having the sidekick, Kato, be the brains, the muscle, the tactician, the weapon-smith, etc, was also part of the joke.  Both tired quickly, particularly frustrating was Rogen as Britt Reid/The Green Hornet sporting barely any character grown and just as frequently regressing whenever growth seemed imminent.  Jay Chou as Kato was quite charismatic, and enjoyable to watch, but seemed constantly marginalized and under-served... I know that was partly the point but it was no less aggravating.

Christoph Waltz in the role of the bad guy -- Chudnofsky, a Russian mob leader facing a crisis in his ability to intimidate -- was about the only aspect of the script that clicked thoroughly.  He nails every scene, particularly the opening sequence, a face off against rival James Franco which set the tone for the movie, but also hit its high mark early.  Cameron Diaz as a quasi/anti-love interest proved a surprisingly satisfying element to the story, but her character wasn't handled with much respect overall.  Gondry, an incredibly visual and inventive director, is restrained here, and I had hopes that he would be allowed to cut loose, but with only the creative flourish of the fight sequence and a few minor touches here and there, he merely did what needed to be done.  I wanted to like The Green Hornet.  Being a fan of Superbad and Gondry I wanted it to be a misunderstood work, madcap, like a 2 hour version of an Adult Swim program.  It's not.  It's not terrible, but it doesn't do what it sets out to accomplish, not well anyway.

Chronicle is a different kind of super-hero story that achieves its storytelling objectives, creating a "what if" type of "Outer Limits"-style power fantasy of three teens gaining telekinetic powers, and how each of them deals with it.  Of the three, Steve is the high school class president, football champ and all-around most popular guy, another, Matt, is a fairly average, happy-go-lucky kind of dude, and the third, Andrew, Matt's cousin, an stereotypical loner/outcast, whose mother is dying and father beats him, who feels like he doesn't belong and can't get anyone to notice him (not realizing that it's his attitude, insecurities and the hostility driving others away).

Using the "found footage" style of filmmaking, with Andrew behind the camera (at first, then using his powers to put himself into focus), the film documents the boys' discovery of, well, something strange that imbues them with their ability and their resulting experimentation with them.  As the continuously flex their "TK" muscles their abilities and capabilities grow, but Andrew, with the least fulfilling life, spends the most time focusing on it, thus becoming the most powerful.   Applying the adage "power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely", Andrew, ever the loner, the outcast, places himself outside and above humanity, becoming the inevitable villain of the piece, at which point the others must become the heroes.

It's largely an engaging film, exploring its conceit in a methodical manner that unfortunately telegraphs its trajectory almost from the start.  From the start this film aims for something other than "the birth of a hero" cliche, which is the typical route for the nerd/outcast who discovers he has superpowers (see, again, Kick-Ass, or Spider-Man or countless others), but at the same time the tone of the film from the onset shows that nothing good is going to come from Andrew obtaining any sort of strength and it really doesn't provide any hope that he will or even imply that he can.  Steve's ridiculous plan for making Andrew popular (the turning point of the film, kickstarting the third act) is utter cornball and betrays the "natural" aesthetic the film was going for in favor of 80's high-school comedy-style highjinks.  It's a bad idea in the story and a bad idea for the story.  The third act escalates from Andrew's triumph-to-embarassment-to-overreaction swiftly and becomes a respectable but all-too-often hammy throw-down.  The "found footage" conceit begins to tire halfway through and becomes a distracting presence by the third act.  It's a mostly successful, if ultimately unfulfilling experience.