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Sunday, October 11, 2026

31 Days of Halloween: I Married a Witch

1942,  René Clair (And Then There Were None) -- download

Of note, as we watch one or more episodes of "Below" or "Carrie" every night, until they are gone, I notice I am sacrificing movies. I don't want to write about each episode, as the whole (conclusion?) will be the proper writeup, but... I will probably plug in some fillers later on the month, but admittedly I don't have as many choices The Peanut Gallery is not interested in this year.

Cute. Made by a French film director during his American exile during WWII, this movie is a comic fantasy about two burned-at-the-stake witches from Salem who come back to "life" when the tree that has entombed them is struck by lighting. The witches have laid a curse upon the family who condemned them, causing all the men in the family line to marry/love "the wrong woman". They, Jennifer (Veronica Lake, This Gun for Hire; interesting, though her name is common place in "classic black & white movies" I could look at her list and identify a single one that stood out) and her father Daniel (Cecil Kellaway, Harvey), come out of the tree as Wallace Wooley (Frederic March, Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde), a man set upon becoming Governor, is about to marry Estelle (Susan Hayward, The Fighting Seabees), though its very apparent that she is only doing this because her father, backing Wooley's campaign, demands it of her. Jennifer immediately sets about ruining his life, that is, until her love potion backfires.

Screwball comedy. Kent's been wading through the tag, much to my surprise, so he has a better handle on what makes one screwball, but in this one, its because Jennifer is constantly wandering around making Wally's life worse, even when she shifts gears for him instead of against him. Apparently Lake and March did not get along on set, her going so far to fiddle with his faddle under the table when the cameras were waist up. He was 25 years her senior then but didn't appreciate this new upstart actor playing games with him. But to be honest, she was absolutely stunning, and really into this oddball, and more than a little naughty, role.

So, yeah Jennifer and her father emerge from the tree as wisps of smoke. While Daddy sets about causing chaos at the "Pilgrim Hotel", Jennifer uses it as an opportunity to become a once again fully formed female, who Wally rushes into the burning hotel to save. She's naked, but they find a decent fur coat and leather boots, and escape out a door just before the place collapses. She's not exactly skilled in what it means to be human, but Wally isn't noticing.

The fire actually propels campaign hopefuls forward, but kind of ruins his chances of getting married, as Jennifer ends up in his bed over night. She wants him to fall for her, he still loves his fiancé, I guess, sort of? She's a bit of a shrew. But Daniel reminds Jennifer of love potions, exceeeept, she gets bonked on the head by a painting and accidentally quaffs down the cold refreshing ... love potion. So, now Jennifer may still be an Evil Witch set upon destroying humanity, except she really loves Wally. Well, Magically Really. 

Once she has successfully ruined any chances of Wally marrying Estelle, which also ruins any chance of him becoming Governor, she admits she's a witch and proves it by magic-ing up a complete landslide win -- the opposition doesn't even vote for themself. Except Daddy isn't happy with that and takes away her powers; she should not be telling the Mortals what she really is. 

The couple tries to escape but their cab driver has been replaced by Daddy, who flies the cab, and then slams it into the tree, killing the two of them (dark!). A grieving Wally returns Jennifer's body to the country inn where the two witches first spied Wallace and Jennifer revives her body, which is returned to full witchy power, and traps Daddy in a bottle of whiskey.

Some time later we see the happy family, three kids, one of whom is starting to show her own witchy powers.  And Daddy is still in the whiskey bottle, which is corked under a heavy duty weight and behind a pad-locked door over the mantle. The End.

I wonder what the state of Witches of Halloween was during the making of this movie. I mean, The Wizard of Oz was only a few years ago, and the classic image of the green faced hag in a pointy hat must have made many a costume party in years following, but there is nary a trope in this movie, but for spells and riding a broom. Part of me also wonders whether this movie, and the novel from which it was based, was inspiration for the later TV series Bewitched.

Thursday, October 1, 2026

31 Days of Halloween: The Old Dark House

Usually I copy & pastedit the preamble from previous years. But considering this series has been going almost as long as the blog, its getting more than just a bit long in the fang. So, here is a list of previous year's entries: 2011, 2012, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, and 2025. 

This year has been a bumper crop of Horror and Horror Adjacent movies & TV, enough that I have at least half of the month downloaded, Listed or otherwise planned. And, of course, we still have tons from previous years that were skipped over for one reason or another. 

Full disclosure. This movie was suggested by a drag queen's Reel -- the glee with which they described the movie as a Halloween must-watch inspired this as the kick-off. And if I watched it purely for the camp fun, I would get it. Unfortunately, all we got was a terrible movie with no real plot, but for some of the truly fun camp moments.

This 1932 version adaptation of the 1927 novel by Benighted by JB Priestly, which was supposed to be a commentary on classes in post-WWI Britain, is a lesser known film by James Whale, the guy who did Frankenstein. It was considered lost for a while, but found again in the late 60s and more recently come to home media. We watched it on YouTube.

It actually opens with some potential. The Waverton couple, and their friend Penderel (Melvyn Douglas, Captains Courageous), are lost somewhere on the backroads of Wales -- it actually takes some paying attention to catch this is in Wales, as everyone but a later character is just speaking with the bland Transatlantic accent. They are caught in a storm, lost in the middle of nowhere, bickering and yelling at each other, while Penderel quips in the back seat. The storm and muddy road are quite impressive practical effects, including the landslide that almost takes out the car. But finally they make it to a creepy mansion... on the moors?

This Old Dark House (the house, not the film's title) is not quite the trope originator, but it is definitely one of the early definers of the genre. Its a massive edifice owned by the uber-eccentric Femm family: effete Horace (Ernest Thesiger, The Bride of Frankenstein) who should have been an undertaker, his cranky hard-of-hearing sister Rebecca (Eva Moore, Of Human Bondage) and their scary hairy mumbling manservant Morgan (Boris Karloff, Frankenstein) -- this is proper non-sensical grumbling & growling, not Arthur Webley from Hot Fuzz West-country speak. The travelers are not exactly welcomed into the house, but begrudgingly accepted but, "NO BEDS !!" as Rebecca constantly screams. The are soon joined by Sir William Porterhouse (Charles Laughton, The Hunchback of Notre Dame), with his proper "Northern" accent, and his pretty chorus girl Gladys (Lillian Bond, The Picture of Dorian Gray).

A lot of focus is put on atmosphere. Margaret Waverton (Gloria Stuart, The Invisible Man) is all wet and yucky so Rebecca let's her change in her room, the room with the very wonky warped mirrors that leaves your face like a horror show, and hint -- don't open the windows when a Nor'wester is blowing. Also, she changes into a satin evening gown -- interesting choice. When they all sit down for dinner ("Have a potato!" Horace says menacingly) it seems genial and threatening at the same time. Meanwhile Morgan is getting drunk on gin in the kitchen, enhancing his own menace from leering to a Very Mean Drunk. And when the electrical lights go out in the storm, Rebecca wants Horace to go up four flights (exactly how tall IS this house?!?!) to grab the big lamp, but he won't have anything to do with it, and coerces Philip Waverton (Raymond Massey, Arsenic and Old Lace) into the task. And then there is the cackling ("Did you hear something? Must be the storm...") and the Locked Attic Door.

Eventually the family secrets do come out; kind of. The Waverton's find Sir Roderick Femm (Elspeth Dudgeon, in thick makeup playing a very very old man, one of her very many barely credit roles), the ancient infirmed patriarch who warns them the family is cursed. And then "never mentioned before" brother Saul (Brember Wills, Carnival) gets out of his locked room, first bemoaning the family is keeping him against his will, before discovering the carving knife and giving up the charade by harrying Penderel with his tales of being obsessed with fire. By this time, Morgan has gone on a drunken violent rampage, the ladies are locked in the cupboard and the boys (but Penderel) are locked in the kitchen. In shambling melee, Penderel and Saul fall from through second story railing and Saul is killed; Penderel only gets a bump on the head. Morgan, now sobering up, takes away Saul's body, his face torn in grief. In the morning, Horace emerges from his room with nary an "oh my" look on his face, considering half the house is wrecked. Rebecca looks onward with a sour face. Nobody seems to acknowledge their brother is dead.

I am not quite sure Whale intended on this being a campy comedy of a film, and I will leave that treatise for the film's cult following, but he most definitely did intend on all the queer coding. I am not quite sure by into the Waverton's being a bearded couple, but despite Penderel's I-just-met-you-but-I-love-you to Gladys, he is definitely played as the Gay Best Friend to the couple. And then there is Horace asking Philip if he can show him his bedroom, instead of getting the lamp his sister wants. Meanwhile Saul flirts / threatens to kill Penderel, switching mood with each heartbeat. Its most definitely a movie of its age, but I can see how it didn't hit well with audiences until much much later.

Friday, December 5, 2025

Toast & Kent's XMas (2025) Advent Calendar - Day 5: The Crowded Day

(aka "Shop Spoiled", aka "Tomorrow is Sunday")
1954, d. John Guillermin - Tubi

It's getting closer to Christmas at London department store Bunting and Hobbs, and the shopgirls are slammed.

Taking place over just one day, the film tracks a few of the shopgirls' lives, starting with the congested morning routine at the women's boarding house. There's an impressive amount of exposition and set-up in these early moments, but if it's just your first viewing (and, really, who has actually heard of this film to have viewed it more than once?) it's hard to tell all these women apart. Except there's the blonde with the high, high hair (the impression is that actress Vera Day is the British sexbomb equivalent to Marilyn Monroe, but she has the same haircut my Gramma had her whole life, so it's hard to look past), and the woman with the short curly hair and the Geordie accent who's always eating (there's always got to be one in any ensemble, huh?)...they stood out. The rest, well, it was like the female version of Dunkirk, just a lot of pale, British brunettes on screen.

The film has a cast of upwards of two dozen characters to keep track of, of different levels of import to the story. There are the cleaners, the shopgirls, the management, and the men circling the shopgirls' lives.

The centerpiece story is the on-again/off-again relationship between Peggy (Joan Rice) and Leslie (John Gregson). Leslie loves his old jalopy (if you read an Archie comic, you should know exactly what I'm referring to) very much, and it drives Peggy crazy, so Peggy in turn finds any angle to drive Leslie crazy, including flirting with the much older head of personnel.  The tumultuous flirtations of Peggy and Leslie continually draw others into its orbit, coming to a head at the big evening dance with Mr. Bunting and family getting sucked into their farce. It's pretty fun although not quite as sassy or go-for-broke as it thinks it is.

The second major storyline follows the dour, pouty-lipped Yvonne (Josephine Griffin). Yvonne is, to put it bluntly, depressed. She's been searching for her man, Michael, who has up and gone missing two months earlier. She's tried Michael's mother on the phone but she really hates her and won't tell her a thing. Yvonne can't hold her wits about her. The workplace is too chaotic and she has a 1950's panic attack and abandons her post. She races out at lunch and runs across town to talk to Michael's mother. When she tells her she's pregnant with Michael's baby, she calls Yvonne a slut and a street walker. For a 1950's film, it's downright scandalous how she talks to her. Late returning from lunch, she gets called into personnel, where she's told she has to go seek social services to help her through her pregnancy and adopting out her baby, and when that's all over, she can come back to work as if nothing happened. Yvonne, then steals some pills with strychnine in them and contemplates suicide and also is pursued by a sex pest in the streets. It's a damn grim storyline, capped off by the fact that Michael actually returned to the store and left her a message but Yvonne's bitter co-worker just couldn't be bothered. It's fucking bleak man. The rest of the film is pretty much a comedy, but every time they cut to Yvonne it's tonal whiplash.

There's more to the affair, including a commission-stealer's comeuppance and the running gag of an inept male store manager trying to help with a mannequin display.

There are definite delights and even a few shocks (that confrontation between Yvonne and Michael's mother is capital "h" Harsh! The music is ever-present and somewhat abrasive in a way that detracts from most scenes, but not enough to ruin any of them. The story's setting, both the cramped women's dormitory and the frantic-paced department store are both pretty much alien objects now, so there's a whole sense of not just another time and another place, but, like, another reality.

A compelling, charmer that goes down fairly easily...but what of Christmas?
Well, this is what you would call a movie set at Christmas time, and not a Christmas movie.

Sunday, October 26, 2025

KWIF: Roofman (+3)

 KWIF=Kent's week in film. An odd drama, plus more Coens, more Nick and Nora and more teenagers foiling death's design.

This Week:
Roofman (2025, d. Derek Cianfrance - in theatre)
Inside Llewyn Davis (2013, d. Joel and Ethan Coen - Crave)
The Thin Man Goes Home (1941, d.  - DVD)
Final Destination 3 (2005, d. Glen Morgan - rental)

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If one were to attend Roofman based on the trailer, or even the poster, one would think that Roofman was this year's Hit Man, a "based on a true story" film that turns real events into a sort of whimsical romantic comedy. The story of a down-on-his-luck veteran who turns to breaking into chain stores and fast food restaurants only to go on the lam by hiding out in a Toys R Us where he falls for one of the employees sounds like it should be an amusing, maybe even silly fun time at the movies.

But director Cianfrance, who co-writes the screenplay with Kurt Gunn, is much, much, much more interested in the human angle than finding much funny about the situation at all.  This is a true story of something that happened to a real person, and unlike Richard Linklater with Hit Man, Cianfrance isn't interested in sugar coating the story.

Channing Tatum has managed to get away from the meathead/pretty-boy perception that haunted his early career, despite still often playing meatheads and pretty boys. In between such roles he finds interesting projects that challenge him as an actor, and working with directors he likes, having clocked in time with Tarantino, the Coens, the Wachowskis and Soderbergh (so much Soderbergh). Still, in Jeffrey Manchester, the titular "Roofman", we find Tatum at his most vulnerable and soulful, walking a tightrope between sweet and sketchy with lots of fumbles to either side. 

Manchester is an Army vet, separated from his wife with alternate weekends with his kids. He's broke with no prospects and just can't seem to figure out how to get a leg up. His "super power", an exceptional innate skill, is observation. He sees patterns and details that are either invisible to the rest of us, or we take for granted. Someone with such a skill can be very effective in many situations, including crime, which is what Manchester turns to.  His series of break-ins in North Carolina become notorious over a two year span, but it's afforded Manchester a new house and won his family back...until he gets found out and goes to jail.

Tatum provides voice over throughout the film largely to give insight into how Manchester executes his crimes, the observations made and the patience needed accomplish the task, including describing how he broke out of prison, and eluded immediate capture by hiding out in a toy store. Unfortunately the narration doesn't extend to Manchester's thought process in entering a relationship with Leigh Wainscott (Kirstin Dunst), a store employee who he has been observing during store hours over baby cameras he set up. He meets her in person at her church and winds up on a date with her under a fake name and a government employee doing "undercover" work he can't discuss. But he's beefy and charming and soon they're a couple.  He meets Leigh's teenage daughters, showering the family with stolen goods, or goods bought with money from pawned video games from Toys R Us. 

Not too long ago, we would be made to feel sorry for Manchester. A film from, say, 2010, would paint him as a nice guy who went through hard times, and made the only decision he could. Such a film would root for Manchester to be free and stay free, root for the coupling of Leigh and "John Zorn", despite the cloud of deceit hanging over the whole proceedings (hell, Hit Man even did that...last year).  But this isn't that film. This film is all too aware that, as nice a guy as Manchester may seem, he's still being selfish even in his generosity. His attachment to Leigh and her family is, at least in part, a substitute for missing his own. While the film doesn't heighten or exacerbate the tension of it all, playing it pretty naturally, it's still exceptionally tense if you have any empathy for Leigh. Manchester's "victims" of his robberies all describe him as, really, a nice guy underneath, but there's nothing nice about deceit, and when Manchester is finally found out, it is a relief, more than anything.

Alongside exceptional performances from Tatum and Dunst, and Dinklage as the store manager, Ben Mendelsohn and Uzo Aduba play the pastor and his wife at the church, LaKeith Stanfield plays Manchester's army buddy while Juno Temple plays Stanfield's girlfriend while Tony Revolori and Jimmy O. Yang both have smaller cameos. These are quite some notable names for what amount to fairly nominal roles.

It's a good film, but certainly not what it was sold as. There's a few situational chuckles, but by and large it's all played very dramatically. Even the scene where Manchester is taking one of his "boys room" showers and is accidentally discovered by the store manager (Peter Dinklage), it could have been a really big comedic set pieces, but instead it's played exceptionally tense as Tatum, fully nude, tries to retreat to his hidey hole, and Dinklage is clearly traumatized by the encounter. It's the moment that spells the beginning of the end for Manchester's freedom and the new life he's deceptively built for himself. 

There's an exceptional coda to the film, though, that provides the audience with both resolution and even a little insight into the real Manchester. Interviews and news footage of the real "Roofman" and some of the people whose lives he touched play during the closing credits, and, again provide more context and a sense of closure to the story at hand.

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I have been going through the films of the Coen Brothers week-by-week for the past three months now, and we've finally hit the point in their filmography where I've already done a review on this blog for the film that I've watched this week.

It's been over 11 years since I last watched Inside Llewyn Davis, and my memories of the film were mere flashes, out of context moments that told me nothing of the experience of watching the film. I didn't re-read my review until after watching the movie. Spelling mistakes aside, and maybe a bit of reassessing my Coen's preamble, I was surprised at how spot on my review from over a decade ago mirrored my repeat experience with the film, right down to the examination about whether it was a time loop film or not (it might be, but probably not).

In that review, I talked about how it was under-appreciated by critics. In the time since, it's been added to the Criteron Collection and has been held up as another of the Coens' many, many masterpieces. It gets into the director's interests of being behind the scenes of the performing arts, following this struggling musician as he tries to make space for himself and his interests in the world. There's shades of Barton Fink without the heightened reality, this is a very naturalistic experience.

Llewyn (Oscar Isaac), it was much clearer to me in this second viewing, is a traumatized man and his response to the world is to push it away, despite his best intentions. He's an asshole, and he knows it, but he doesn't know how to be any other way, because he's angry at the world. You would think the wake-up call would be taking a road trip with jazz musician Roland Turner (John Goodman) and his driver, beat poet Johnny Five (Garrett Hedlund...watching a lot of this guy of late). Turner is the vision of Llewyn 30 years in the future: a junkie who has an opinion on everything and hates pretty much all of it. 

Llewyn tries to abandon the life, the music, and just settle, but the music world proves that it isn't done with him, and karma gets him back on stage with a guitar in his hands.

My big realization watching this film, besides admiring how goddamned talented and appealing a performer Oscar Isaac is), is that I'm really, really not a folk music guy. I don't find a guy and his acoustic guitar or a trio harmonizing (with an acoustic guitar), or any of the folksy instruments and "traditional" songs terribly appealing. I appreciate them in the moment, but it's never something I'm going to put any effort into seeking out. There's a reason I haven't watched this film in over a decade (and it's been even longer since I saw A Mighty Wind) despite thinking it's a pretty great movie with phenomenal performances.

No Deakins' cinematography here, as Bruno Debonnel steps in with a very natural sensibility to the proceedings. There's no gloss here, and it's often all about the immediacy of the music. It's desaturated into greys and blues and browns, all feeling like very late fall or early winter in New York (and Chicago), cold and somewhat unforgiving. Also missing from the usual Coens production, Carter Burwell, as the music in the film is all performances, with frequent collaborator T-Bone Burnett working with Issac to arrange his performances, among others.  It's a standout film in the Coens filmography primarily because it feels so different, both musically and visually, but that said it feels like the proper extension to the shift the Coens had been making since The Ladykillers. You can definitely see, with No Country for Old Men, True Grit, and A Serious Man how this fits into this phase of their career.

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It still kind of ruffles my feathers that the "Nick and Nora" movies are called The Thin Man series and the title of each film seems to be referencing Nick as the titular "Thin Man", when the thin man of the first movie was the suspect of the murder case.  Increasingly the titles of the series make less and less sense.

In The Thin Man Goes Home, Nick and Nora travel by train to Nick's hometown for a visit with his doting mother and disapproving father. Nick, a near 50-year-old man at this point, regresses somewhat upon returning home. His father thinks him lazy and hard-drinking, so, Nick decides to switch from his all-martini diet to drinking cider, but still runs afoul of situations that leads his father to think him tipsy off his ass.

Nick's arrival in town causes a stir. It's a tight community and, all told, a peaceful one. But as we know about America of the 1900's (especially through the works of David Lynch) beneath the placid normalcy of everyday America lies a deep, dark undercurrent that most just ignore is even there. To acknowledge it is to give it power, to summon it forth. Nick's mere arrival has Joe and Jane Normal thinking Nick's there on a case and it may involve them.  Nora, the muckraker she is, adds fuel to the fire and all but fabricates a case for Nick to work on. She really wants Nick to show off his detective skills to his father and finally impress him, like he constantly impresses her.

When a man is murdered by a sniper's rifle on Nick's parent's very doorstep, Nick can't help but get involved. Like all the "Think Man" movies, the cast expands and the actual crime spirals, leading to a gathering of all the possible suspects in one room where Nick sorts it all out. This film, so aware of its proceedings, gets downright meta as Nora explains to Nick's parents exactly how it will all shake out, including maybe a gunshot or two take at Nick.

Missing completely from this endeavour is Nick Jr. At first I thought the series was just outright abandoning him as if he never existed at all, but turns out he loves kindergarten so much that his parents couldn't dare to pull him from it to visit his grandparents (uh huh).

In prior Thin Man sequels there have been sit-com-esque set-ups or sequences that sometimes feel at odds with the murder and crime aspects of the film, but here, the tone remains pretty well balanced throughout. It never fully abandons its comedic elements for a more stone-faced approach to the investigation. If anything, it may go too far with the comedy as it tries to introduce physical comedy and slapstick, it turns out, it's not one of Willam Powell's strengths.

Still a fun time is always had in the company of Nick and Nora Charles.

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With Final Destination 2, it felt like a step away from the intensity of the first film in favour of the delights of seeing annoying people get killed via incredibly elaborate cosmic jokes played on them. As well, FD2 really tried to figure out how to connect the first two films in wholly unnecessary and clumsy ways that just contributed to its delightful lunacy. I think my write-up last week didn't hit hard enough how damn entertaining the sequel was because of its ridiculousness, not in spite of it. As it lingered in my brain, I enjoyed it more and more.

I was excited to see than the makers of the first film were back, and I was keen to see what X-Files veterans James Wong and Glen Morgan had in store for a third entry of teenagers trying to escape death.

It's as if Wong and Morgan thought the ludicrousness of the second film was a flaw, with Final Destination 3 they really tried to bring back the ominousness, the foreboding dread of death and its designs. It doesn't work so well.

A young Mary Elizabeth Winstead leads the cast as Wedny, the one who has the vision of a Canadian roller coaster ride gone haywire. Next to the crazy highway chaos of the second film, a roller coaster malfunction isn't anywhere near as exciting, as wild as the deaths in Wendy's vision are.  The roller coaster accident itself is a tricky bit of filmmaking. Using a mix of practical shots of a roller coaster in motion as well as in-studio shots for the deaths, it's uneven and a bit janky-looking. The second film over-delivered on the opening calamity, and this pales in comparison.

Following Wendy and others getting off the roller coaster before its epic fail, Wendy starts to see in the photos she was taking for school yearbook signs that the survivors are going to die.  What happens often, though is Wendy and friends are looking at the wrong picture and thus the wrong signs.. the point being there's really no way to tell, no way to be certain what death's plan is for you.

While I like the vehicle for predicting the deaths much, much more than the repeated "visions" in FD2 (photos prognosticating deaths date back at least to The Omen), the deaths themselves are for the most part fairly straightforward, with no where near the level of fake-outs and surprises that the second film had, although there's a pretty decent sequence involving a drive-thru lineup, hills and a runaway delivery truck.

The finale of the film, taking place at a tricentennial fair, is pretty weak, all things considered, as the film seemed far more concerned with its three leads than anyone in the audience. There is a delightfully wicked 5-months-later coda, though, that seems so much more inspired than the rest of the film.

Wednesday, October 15, 2025

31 Days of Halloween: Arsenic and Old Lace

1944, Frank Capra (It's a Wonderful Life) -- download

A movie about a pair of serial killers set during the Halloween season? What could be more 31 Days !!

This movie is a classic, both very much a product of its time but still stands the test of time. Dark Comedies have that enduring ability, but I guess a little slap stick doesn't hurt.

Renowned theatre critic Mortimer Brewster (Cary Grant, North by Northwest) wants to marry Elaine (Priscilla Lane, Four Daughters), but feels a need to hide it, for his reputation is built on hating marriage, romance and all the drivel. Meanwhile over in Brooklyn (the movie comes with a lot of derision for Brooklyn, something I would have to research) police officer Brophy is showing his beat to O'Hara who will take over from him, and this includes the old house belonging to the Brewster sisters, sweet old ladies that never turn a hungry soul away from their door. Mortimer and Elaine, her parents living next door to the Brewsters, and Mortimer wants to break the news to his aunts. We also meet Teddy, Mortimer's brother who thinks he's Teddy Roosevelt and whom the neighbours are constantly complaining about, but mainly his trumpeting in the middle of the night.

And then Mortimer finds a body in the window seat. You see, his sweet old aunts like to invite homeless men in, under the pretense of renting a room (the room is never rented) and kill them with wine laced with arsenic, strychnine and cyanide. They were inspired when their first potential renter died of a heart attack in front of them, and looked so peaceful afterwards. At first Mortimer believes Teddy must have done it, given his brother's state of mind, and begins to make plans to have Teddy committed to the Happy Dale Asylum. Then he learns it was his aunts, and begins cracking himself.

Screwball Comedy is the term. The situation just keeps on heaping more and more complications upon poor Mortimer. His black sheep other brother Jonathan returns, an escaped criminal with his own body count, seeking to hide out at his aunt's place, as well as hide his own body. His partner Dr. Einstein, an escaped murderer in his own right, will also finish the botched plastic surgery job he did on Jonathan, an operation that has left the man with a resemblance to Boris Karloff, in the movie Frankenstein to be precise -- this is an in-joke, as Boris Karloff played the character in the original Broadway production. Meanwhile Elaine just wants to head off to Niagara Falls, and they even have a cab waiting outside for them. 

The movie is hilarious. Its not really Halloween-ish, as the only connection is the commentary about it at the beginning. I am not sure of the state of decorating for Halloween in the 40s, but I would have liked to at least see some more trappings. Still, it checks the box.

Saturday, September 6, 2025

KWIF: The Thursday Murder Club (+2)

KWIF=Kent's Week in Film.


This Week:
The Thursday Murder Club (2025, d. Chris Columbus - netflix)
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001, d. Joel [and Ethan] Coen - dvd)
The Thin Man (1934, d. W.S. Van Dyke - dvd)

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Adapted from the novel of the same name written by British media personality Richard Osman, The Thursday Murder Club is a star-studded story of sleuthing senior citizens.

All alliteration aside [ahh, apologies] the movie is set in England at Coopers Chase, a retirement community set on the grounds of a converted palatial estate. It's very, very bougie. There, new resident, Joyce (Celia Imrie), finds herself a new set of friends who run a club solving cold cases in the puzzle room on Thursdays.

The club is headed by Elizabeth (Dame Helen Mirren) who used to work for MI6, and also features psychiatrist Ibrahim (Sir Ben Kingsley), and ex-rights activist Ron (Pierce Brosnan), and each member has a particular set of skills to bring to the table the others do not. Joyce, as an ex-nurse, brings with her medical training and knowledge.

No sooner is Joyce revealing in her new friends and the latest cold case then rumblings of discord between the partners who own Coopers Chase start to spread. Ian Ventham (David Tennant) wants to raze the building (which surely has some have some historical protections, no?) and uproot the adjacent graveyard and develop the land. Tony Curran, Ventham's partner, opposes the project as he has a personal stake in keeping Coopers Chase as is. Soon Tony is dead and it's up to the Thursday Murder Club to figure it out, and, hopefully, at the same time, save their home.

Of course, there are real police on the case, DCI Hudson (Daniel Mays) is frequently irritated by the TMC's involvement in his investigation, but they have a plant, having seeded their young friend Donna (Naomi Ackie) as DCI Hudson's partner on the case. 

The film is generally pleasant, with a few amusing polite British chuckles along the way, but in spite of it star power (bright enough to give you a tan) it's about as sharp a mystery as you would find on the Hallmark Channel.  The material is so beneath the performers involved, that every time another recognizable face turned up, like Jonathan Pryce or Richard E Grant or Tom Ellis, I could only exclaim "HOW!?!" 

The sets, particularly the individual apartments, are beautiful, and the costuming is above average (the actors all, largely, look really good...Brosnan still so damn handsome), but it's so brightly lit and devoid of any real ambience that it looks more like a TV pilot than a feature film.

The music is by Thomas Newman, who can be capable of incredible scores, but here seems like he's on autopilot, not challenging himself in the slightest. At times the sounds would recall Finding Nemo, A Serious of Unfortunate Events or Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (also directed by Columbus), but mostly would just feel like the defacto plunking one hears in your average Hallmark holiday romance.

I've seen griping online of an American working on a British production bringing American sensibilities to it, which doesn't serve the story, setting or characters well. And, well, their not wrong. I think part of the Hallmarkiness of this outing is that Americans in trying to evoke "British" production style wind up being too earnest, cutesy and puerile. 

I was mildly entertained, but it's not good.

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Ten weeks into rewatching the Coen Brothers' filmography and I'm still learning that I'll never be literate enough (in neither film nor books) to understand where the Coens are drawing all their inspirations from. A lifetime of obsessing over comic books, toys and indie music hasn't left a lot of time to gorge on classic cinema or read a lot of Greek epics or hardboiled detective fiction. So you'll forgive me for not being able to even hazard a guess as to what the Coens are riffing on with The Man Who Wasn't There beyond it's film noir stylings.

Filmed in gorgeous black and white contrast by Roger Deakins and set in post-war anywhere America 1949, The Man Who Wasn't There stars Billy Bob Thornton as Ed Crane, a meek-mannered barber. His wife Doris (Francis McDormand) is cheating on him with her boss, Big Dave (James Gandolfini), who she does bookkeeping for at the department store. Ed doesn't seem to mind so much. Doris keeps it pretty descreet.

But when Ed hears from a customer about the future of dry cleaning, and the customer (Jon Polito) needing an investor, Ed, who has kind of fallen into everything in life without really much effort, is ready to take a reach chance, be real proactive. So he blackmails Big Dave with an anonymous letter, threatening to tell his wife (the heiress to the department store business) of the affair, and he will lose everything.

Ed gets the money, but it didn't take much thinking for Big Dave to figure out who was behind it and in the midst of a kerfuffle, Ed kills Big Dave. Unfortunately Doris gets pinched for it. Ed then has to either sit with his guilt or try to exonerate Doris, and he's kind of hapless and ineffective at doing either.

Many a noir finds a hapless bystander getting involved in an intricate plot of murder and/or intrigue, while many other a noir finds a character charging recklessly forward driving the plot through their actions. Ed here is both the instigator and the bystander. In trying just once to do anything proactive in his life, he's set a whole chain of events in motion that he is incapable of stepping in front of to stop it. 

And so, as the story plays out, Ed's sad life just gets sadder. He finds a little joy in the piano playing of his lawyer's daughter (Scarlett Johannson) but once again his efforts to try something proactive backfire spectacularly. (I'll diffuse the tension right now, Ed has no sexual desire for teenage ScarJo, and in fact seems like an asexual character overall, not something much represented on screen and probably a might unintentional on the Coens part).

The Man Who Wasn't There is one of the Coens' longer films, brushing up near 2 hours, and in different lighting and pacing it would be another one of their screwball crime films. As it is, it winds up being one of their most visually striking movies (in a repertoire of visually striking movies), but also probably their most laconic by intention.  It's devotion to exploring a sensationalistic story but through a humdrum character means the film itself emits a bit of a humdrumminess, and yet, that's really its charm.  

I find its exploration of Ed, and his inability to escape his sub-mediocrity (both in life and self), fascinating. He's not a bad person at all, but he's also not a good person. He is the titular man who wasn't there. He floats through life, largely unnoticed, and it's not even that he has desire to be noticed, in fact he seems to prefer not having any attention put on him (like, look how uncomfortable he is with Big Dave trying to be friends with him). This is a film that's so deeply rooted to the ground, that it introduces flying saucer that seems to go to great pains to try to acquire Ed and whisk him away from his drab life into something more exciting, only to decide against it at the last minute a fly off.

The final 20 minutes really is when The Man Who Wasn't There comes to life, with the perfect sour ending that just revels in karma..For some it may be too late, but for me it's the meat of the film, where it goes from being a Coens also-ran to being an also-ran of-note.

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As I just noted, I've not spent much time with "the classics" of cinema. My interests don't usually take me there too often. In my lifetime I doubt if I've ever seen 100 films from before 1950.  I also don't know that I'll rectify that any time soon. I find diving into old films akin to diving into foreign films...there's so much of it out there it's hard to know what is not just good, but worth the effort to sit through filming or scripting styles that may not resonate with me or retain my interest. There's only so much time in a day, in a life, that I can't wade through everything to find the gems.

I also realize that in my reluctance to wade through the unfamiliar that I'm liable to miss out on those gems, and it think my life would be much the poorer for never having gone slack-jawed over Myrna Loy as Nora in The Thin Man. Va-va-va-voom.

I had heard about the "Nick and Nora" series long ago, mostly legendary for it's rapid-fire repartee, but my interests never truly aligned. I underestimate old Hollywood productions, thinking that their entertainment factor is significantly reduced based on the naivete of the times in which they were produced. It's true that people were a lot simpler in the olden times, and my modern, refined, erudite, sophisticant palette is just so above it all. I can fall prey to snobbery at times, and think myself better than others, past or present. I'm not proud.

The Thin Man is based on the Dashiell Hammett novel of the same name. Hammett is cited as one of the godfathers of hardboiled detective fiction, but this "comedy of manners" was a real pivot for the writer (in what would ultimately be his last novel).  It's central plot revolves around a missing scientist whose secretary has been murdered, and sussing out whether the scientist was the kill or someone else, especially as additional deaths occur and the cast of suspects piles on.

But it's really not the murder mystery that is the draw here. That would be Nick (William Powell) and Nora (Myrna Loy). Nick is a renowned detective who has retired from the profession since marrying socialite Nora and taking up running her father's businesses. They enjoy drinking immeasurably and the fluidity of their alcohol consumption is only outpaced by their snappy banter. They always have the perfect retort for each other, and, well anyone else. They seem perpetually soused and are the liveliest, most high-functioning alcoholics in the world.

Despite his protestations that he's out of the business of sleuthing, Nora implores him to get involved in the case, because she's never seen him do his legendary work. How could any man resist anything Nora implores of him?

The Thin Man is the very definition of rollicking. The wit and charm assault is relentless, but never exhausting, though it can be hard to keep up with. I'm not sure if there's a modern comparison...it's not a comedy assault machine like, say, 30 Rock, it's much more dialogue-centric. I just can't think of any other film scripted with this density of dialogue so persistently.

The murder mystery is engaging enough, if only because of the characters involved. But there are a few little twists I didn't see coming. If I have any disappointments it's that Nora was sidelined when Nick finally capitulated to actually getting involved... the old chauvanistic (deemed chivalrous at the time) man's work, sparring Nora any unpleasantness. I think here naive exuberance would have made it even more fun and adventurous. Plus I just wanted more Nora.

There's five sequels to dive into, so along with more Coens, expect more Thin Man.

Tuesday, May 21, 2024

1-1-1-KsMIRT: May I have another...

K'sMIRT is Kent's Month in Reviewing Television, where each month (or mebbe twice each month?!?) I step through the TV series I completed watching each month in the 1 Great-1 Good-1 Bad format.  These are shows I finished (or was finished with) in the past few weeks.  

This month:

Ripley Season 1(?) - Netflix 
Sugar Season 1- AppleTV+ (8 episodes)
X-Men '97 Season 1- Disney+ (13 episodes)
Extraordinary Seasons 1 & 2 - Disney+ (8 episodes each)
Star Wars: The Bad Batch Season 3 - Disney+ (15 episodes) 
Star Wars: Tales of the Empire - Disney+ (6 episodes)

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Ripley
 Season 1(?) (8 episodes)

The What 100: A new adaptation of Patricia Highsmith's novel The Talented Mr. Ripley, set in the 1950s, finds small-time New York con artist Thomas Ripley sent to Italy to try and convince Dickie Greenleaf, son of a shipping magnate living the life of leisure, to return home to his parents. When Tom presents himself, Dickie finds Tom curious and brings him into his life. Tom becomes entranced by both Dickie and his lifestyle, and eventually takes both for his own. But some people find Tom totally suss....

(1 Great) Holy crap does this show every look capital g Gorgeous. Shot in black and white, every single scene is lit perfectly to accentuate the light and the shadows. The night scenes have a particularly ethereal quality to them, with a backdrop of light seemingly far in the distance that makes everything so crisp. Or the scenes of Ripley on a ferry between Italian islands, the images of the water are mesmerizing in their inky blackness. Plus the costuming is such finely tailored Italian 1950's leisure wear, and oh, those Italian villa settings, even all those stairs. It's all just so sumptuous.  I don't have a background in Fellini or the other Italian new wave directors who seemingly inspire so many filmmakers to venture into black-and-white endeavours in the country, but I've never seen it look this good. It's all around a pretty good series, but the filmmaking, the style, the look is what makes it so worthwhile.

(1 Good) I've read the book and seen, a few times, the 1999 Matt Damon-starring version of this story. I don't know that the story needed to be padded out to the roughly 8-hour running time of this show, but it all still works. It's what I'd call "patient television", or even "patient cinema" as it is extremely cinematic. It is a change of pace, it is methodical, it is very interested in composing a scene and living within it for as long as possible. What the pacing does is really ratchet up the tension as we know, very very early, that Tom Ripley is a fraud, not a good guy, and that sense of danger that Maude senses in him is what attracts Dickie to be around him (and us to watch him). He is an cunning parasite, Mr. Ripley is, and, what's more, he's not particularly that charming. He truly is an off-putting person (Andrew Scott, despite playing a character at least 10 years younger than his actual self, inhabits the role and is brilliant in his very controlled mannerisms) and yet, the amazing feat of the show is how it makes you both despise him and root for him at the same time (it's something inherent in the story but still a challenge to pull off). You know a person like that needs to be stopped, he needs to be found out, and yet, you also want him to get away with it. You want him to develop, to become more appealing, to become almost superpowered in his ability to get away with things. It's a nasty trick to play on an audience. 

(1 Bad) I would have to say that it is, indeed, too long. Especially since the tone of the series, which is really foreboding and intense for the first four episodes, starts to lean into Highsmith's jet black humour in the second half. Both Dakota Fanning and Johnny Flynn are really good in their roles (Fanning, particularly, as Dickie's girlfriend Maude, is so great at making Maude so average as to be inoffensive, but her spot-on distaste for Tom somehow makes her very unlikable...it's a crazy tightrope she walks flawlessly) but the show ignites when Maurizio Lombardi playing Inspector Ravini arrives in episode six and it's the very flame that the show was clearly missing all along. It really needs to compress the first half to get to Ravini faster.  The pacing won't be to everyone's liking, and may be the reason many bow out, but wow is it ever a rewarding series.

META: We watched the first two episodes in a row, then watched the next five week-to-week, because I really couldn't take the intensity of pacing more than one episode at a time.  That is, until Ravini came on the scene.  I am 100% on board for more Andrew Scott as Ripley if Netflix should consider further seasons adapting the other novels, but, man, oh man do they ever need to spin off Lombardi's Ravini into his own series. What a charm machine that guy is with a sense of humour so dry you need to apply lotion afterwards.

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Sugar
 Season 1 (8 episodes)

The What 100: Henry Sugar is a private detective who finds missing people. He is brought on board a case where a Hollywood mogul's granddaughter has gone missing. She was an addict in the past and had disappeared before, but this time is different, her grandfather says. So why does the rest of her Hollywood Elite family not seem to care, and in fact seem to be working against Sugar's investigations? 

(1 Great) I have to say, I think Henry Sugar is a wonderful character. The first episode of the show I was absolutely floored by how decent a human being Sugar is. He's just the most grounded person, a guy who connects with people, who looks them in the eye, and listens when they talk. He thinks in film noir, as if they're his frame of reference for life, but as much as he admires movies, they sort of teach him how not to behave. Sugar's last resort is violence, and more than anything tries to avoid it, but when he must, well...he certainly can inflict it. Colin Farrell has gone from being someone I reluctantly appreciated for his talent to someone I greatly admire for it. He is such a deep performer, one of the best of his generation, quietly so.

(1 Good) The tone of the series is modern noir, and it works within that milieu quite well, until....

(1 Bad) The ending, if you were ever in doubt, has Sugar finding the missing girl. But with the investigation seemingly wrapped, there's still one thread left untugged. And once Sugar starts tugging on that thread, the show starts falling apart for me. It's the end of the series and things should have wrapped up, but no, they have to start connecting the case to something much more personal to Sugar and it is so ham-fisted how they just smush in the setup for a second season. It was perfectly poised to have a sweet ending with a sense of closure, but they blow it wide open with a Kool-Ade Man level of energy busting through the wall that the show did not need at all.

META: Neither good, nor bad, at least for me, was the secret revealed in the sixth episode. I was forewarned by another TV critic (ha! like I'm a TV critic) that such a twist was coming, and so I was prepared for it. In fact I had already sussed out the twist by I think episode two, or three at latest.  As such I wasn't surprised, nor put off as many people had been. The clues were all there.  It's not a successful reveal and I definitely understand why viewers were kind of repulsed by it. But frankly I found the sort of Shyamalan-esque twist in the finale much, much more off-putting. 

One other really off-putting aspect of the series is its woozy handheld camera style that leads to some really abrasive edits and whole sequences which are kind of repulsive to watch. I really greatly dislike this style of film and/or television production, and when paired with that ending, I'm not really looking forward to any more of the show, despite liking the character.

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X-Men '97
 Season 1 (13 episodes)

The What 100: X-Men was a cartoon that ran five seasons from 1992 through 1997. X-Men '97 picks up where it left off, as if it were the very next season of the series. Charles Xavier is dead, and mutantkind has received a sudden burst in sympathy because of the sacrifice he apparently made. Cyclops is burdened with running the school (which isn't really operating as a school) and leading the X-Men. He's being a total whiny baby about it. He was plotting a life away from both with pregnant Jean and now he's stuck, and upheaval after upheaval follow.

(1 Great) Episode 5 has an absolutely Earth shattering moment of undeniably nuclear superhero animation proportions that left I, along with many other fanboys and fangirls with their jaws on the floor. It was a brassy storytelling move that will probably upset any children that might find their way to this continuation of a 90's kids' programme.

(1 Good) I really hated the animation of the old X-Men series. It was taking Jim Lee, Whilce Portacio, Marc Silvestri, and Rob Liefeld's very detailed and line-heavy art and designs and trying to simplify it to repeatable animation with clunky and disastrous results. I found it borderline unwatchable. But this series, the animation is so much cleaner, crisper, tighter, and the action sequences are so dynamic with a touch of anime thrown in.  At times you can tell different animation studios were handling chores of different sections of the episode as certain segments get so much more dynamic than others.  I even think the animators for the first episode or two tried to replicate the clunkiness of the old series and ease into the newer animation style.

(1 Bad) Holy crap does this series ever burn through storylines at a breakneck speed. It doesn't spend any time lingering on any event or plot for much longer than an episode. It feigns interest in the idea that these stories have some sort of impact on the characters, but it never explores them to any satisfactory degree. It's all American animation shorthand and platitudes. It's like it's trying to race through the past 25 years of X-Men stories from the comics as fast as they possibly can, like they need to get through them all or they're doing something wrong.  What has made the X-Men such a popular entity for 60-ish years isn't the action, but the characters and their evolution as a result of the drama and the melodrama. I'm not sure this show captures that effectively.

META: As I said, I really couldn't stand the old cartoon. Lady Kent and I, for a lark, watched a random selection of episodes of the series one evening, and after maybe five or six episodes, around two hours worth, we tapped out. What we liked the most were the episodes that didn't really feature the X-Men at all, the ones where the story detours into a different era and focuses on characters other than the main ones.  The main cast of this series, to me, are an utter drag.  I find Cyclops, Jean and Xavier to be insufferable characters, and I roll my eyes at almost every spoken line of dialogue they have. 

The vocal performances are, somewhat, stuck with what came before by and large, and I always disliked the voice work on the old show. Comparing the voice work of X-Men to the Bruce Timm animated DC series (Batman, Superman, Justice League, Batman Beyond) is like comparing pop music to elevator music. Both are made by skilled professionals, but one has a power the other just does not. One had Andrea Romano as casting director, and the other did not. The voice work here is not terrible, but it's not great either.

Is this better than the old X-Men series? Absolutely. But did I enjoy watching it...? I found it to be a curiosity. I turned in week to week to puzzle over the decisions made and the many, many, many opportunities lost for dramatic interest. Yes, the action is pretty wild (and so fast-paced!), but I found myself yelling at the TV far more often than clapping with excitement or joy.  A hearty "not for me".

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Extraordinary
 Seasons 1 & 2 (8 episodes each)

The What 100: It seems everyone in London (and maybe on the planet) was granted superpowers...well, almost. Jen is one of the few who either does not have a power, or it has not revealed itself. She is roommates with her best friend, Carrie who can channel dead people (including Jen's father), and Carrie's boyfriend Kash who can turn back time a brief amount. Demure Carrie is trying to establish some authority in her life, while unemployed Kash wants to start a superhero team. Then they take in a stray cat, whom, for reasons, they dub Jizzlord, who turns out to be an amnesiac shapeshifter.  Season 2 delves into Jizzlord's past, Kash and Carrie (ha!) start new lives, and Jen goes to therapy.

(1 Great) In a time of superhero fatigue, something like Extraordinary comes along to remind you of the pliability of superpowers as a storytelling vehicle. Not being beholden to any specific property, or shared universe, or expectations allows the show to just do what it will. And what it does is character-based comedy with a few very sharp bits of personal and interpersonal drama. But there's also the sly bit of world building that circles it, that shows all the weird side hustles that people set up using their powers, and the way that some other jobs, and dating, and relationships with friends and family and whatnot change as a result. It's a show that's not afraid of being foul or gross but also has a pretty deep heart as well.  So, what's great is this show. Not perfect, but greatly enjoyable.

(1 Good) I really like all the performers on here, most of whom I'm unfamiliar with (though Jen's mom is played by Derry Girls' Siobhan McSweeney, and her dad is voiced by Father Ted's Ardal O'Hanlon) but it should be Carrie performer Sofia Oxenham who gets the first spotlight. The character of Carrie is so mousy, reserved and unassuming that it's easy to dismiss Oxenham's performance, but when she channels the dead, often a very specific person for a legal case at her law firm, her whole mannerisms change to the nature of the character, and it is transformative. It's not showy at all which is what makes it so effective. The first big spotlight is a Halloween episode where she channels a 1950's cinema sexpot who then completely takes over Carrie's body, but there's usually a new example each episode.

(1 Bad) I honestly have no complaints about the show. They even get most uses of superpowers right (at least right enough for a comedy program). I guess if anything I just want more of it. Two seasons of 8 episodes each was just too easy to consume.

META: There's so much to like about this show, but it does character development very well. There is definite growth to every main character of the show from the first episode to the end of the second season. The story arcs are pretty fun and they're more full-bodied in the second season. Jizzlord's ____ entering the picture leads to a lot of wild sitcom moments, while Jen's therapy visits in the second season are conceptually very stimulating.  Jen is a difficult person, which can be off-putting to some when starting the but it is a series that's endeavouring to show her potential to be better, while still letting her darker nature get the better of her for comedic effect.

Each season also ends with a pretty ripping cliffhanger. The first season was easy enough to deal with as we already had the second season on tap. The second season, though, is a big "woah" and we're going to have to wait for...whenever it is a new season is coming (not likely until next year, boo).

Also, I love to just say Jizzlord in Máiréad Tyers's Irish accent, just at random for no reason... "jizz-lahrdh".

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Star Wars: The Bad Batch
 Season 3 (15 episodes) 

The What 100: Omega has been captured by the Imperials, in the same protected facility as Crosshair. Together they escape, but now she is perhaps the most hunted person in the Galaxy and nowhere is safe. Crosshair and his Batch 99 brothers have an uneasy reunion, and reestablishing trust proves hard. The team's objective is to keep Omega safe, but Omega insists that they find the uncharted planet of Tantiss and go back to the facility to rescue all the other imprisoned clones and force sensitive children that are there.

(1 Great) I have to say that the coda of The Bad Batch season 3, episode 15, was maybe my favourite moment of the series. It's not just that it takes a jump forward in time to show a few of our surviving characters where they are when the Rebellion against the Empire is in full swing, but it let me know that I really care about these characters, and really wanted to know what happens to them in the Star Wars time line going forward and what role they may have played in, or around future events than depicted elsewhere in the series.  I think the path for the 99 crew did run its course, those soldiers deserve their rest, but Omega has become such a unique, creatively cunning and talented character that she should definitely have a place retrofitted for her in later Star Wars adventures.

(1 Good) I think Star Wars, in the wake of Marvel's success, fell a bit to hard into the self-referential, shared-universe side, and in the process many of its stories and series lost site of the trees that make up the forest. The first season of The Bad Batch maybe traded a bit too much on being a Clone Wars spinoff, but certainly this, it's third and final season, it found its lane where it really had a story to tell and an objective it wanted its characters to achieve.  Even with a cameo from Governor Tarkin or Assajj Ventress, they're not overshadowing the overall story or character journey, but flow into them and help them progress.  Even if the backdrop of this show was around cloning and potentially tying into the stories of The Mandalorian  or even The Rise of Skywalker it never got specific about it, it never fully tied those threads together, because it wasn't what it was ultimately for. 

(1 Bad) This was the tightest scripted season of The Bad Batch, much like how Star Wars: Rebels got increasingly tighter as it progressed through its four seasons. If anything I think this season is the tightest of any of the Star Wars animated series so far, which just makes me wonder why the prior seasons needed to be so much looser, why Filoni has this strong desire for so much table setting that's as much navel gazing as it is establishing characters or environments.  So, the "bad" is not really about this season, but what it reveals about prior seasons and Dave Filoni's show construction in general.

META: There needs to be a Rebels prequel movie that doubles as a Bad Batch crossover

Why is the Bad Batch action figure situation such a shit show? Hunter and Crosshair were the first Bad Batch figures released in The Black Series back in the early pandemic times, in a wave that was short shipped due to such disruptions. I eventually got a Hunter (thanks to GZ for finding it for me at an American convention) and I had to settle for Crosshair in his second release Imperial costume. Then the other Bad Batch lads (and Omega) were seemingly everywhere, easy enough to get. But then newly designed costumes for season 2 came out only as Wal-Mart exclusives except Omega who was available everywhere. The hell was that all about?
And with the Vintage Collection, they released a Hunter figure last year...and that's it. It's baffling to this toy nerd how they decide these things.

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Star Wars: Tales of the Empire
 (6 episodes) 

The What 100: Star Wars: Ahsoka villain Morgan Elsbeth gets an origin story set during the Clone Wars when the Night Sisters were massacred. Then Morgan finds herself tested by Admiral Thrawn, before landing in place where we found her in The Mandalorian Season 2. Plus, former Jedi turned rogue assassin turned convict, Barriss Offee is recruited to the fledgling Inquisitorus, where she has to fight to the death other disillusioned Jedi to earn her place. But she finds the job she is tasked with well beyond what was called for, and seeks her own form of redemption.

(1 Great) I know not everyone has been as hot on the Inquisitors as I have (as many as stuck on the idea that Vader himself tracked down every remaining Jedi or force sensitive creature and killed them), but I've been a fan ever since they debuted in Rebels. I've been trying to track who all the Inquisitors are (as I know there are at least 14 brothers and sisters) and this Barriss Offee tale just provides more insight into them and their culture, but, like Reva in Obi-Wan Kenobi doesn't necessarily mean they are all completely Dark Side force users, and many have their own motivations. I can't say I was itching to find out what had happened to Barriss after the events of Season 5 of the Clone Wars, but I really, really, really like her journey here. In fact, I think Episode 6 of this series (the third in Barriss' arc) is an incredible piece of Star Wars storytelling, right up there with some of the best animated stories Filoni has produced. Kevin Kiner (with Sean and Deana Kiner), of course, doing stellar work as always.

(1 Good) I like this Tales of the... "series" as a construct. Tales of the Jedi came out in 2022, highlighting Ahsoka and Dooku but was less structured than this. Here it's taking a smaller-exposure character and using three quick (less than 15 minutes each) episodes to step them through their journey from either what happened after we last saw them, or what their journey was before we found them.  It works so well, an improvement upon Tales of the Jedi for sure.

(1 Bad) Because of timelines, Tales of the Jedi felt more disconnected, where Tales of the Sith seems more closely tied to The Clone Wars and The Mandalorian (and Rebels), but it just highlighted that these Tales of the... stories so far have mainly been playing in the Filoni-verse of Star Wars characters (Dooku being the only character to begin life as a live action). I would like to see Original Trilogy and Sequel characters get the treatment.

META: Why is this only 6 episodes covering these two characters? Why not 12 episodes covering four characters, or 18 episodes covering six characters? I would love that they do this with...well, any character of any significance. Give us a Lobot story or a 4-LOM story or a Balen Skol story or a Pelli Moto story or a Holdo story, or. or. or.... It's enough for these tertiary characters to just give them a little spotlight like this, ones that can both help with character building and galaxy building.

Saturday, October 15, 2022

Double Dose of Frankenstein

 (Double Dose is two films from the same director, writer or star...or genre or theme...pretty simple.  Today: Continuing my re-dive into Universal's classic "dark universe", it's the first two entries in Universal's Frankenstein series....)

Frankenstein (1931) - dir. James Whale - CriterionChannel
Bride of Frankenstein (1935) - dir. James Whale - CriterionChannel

Having just watched two versions of Dracula which utilized the same sets, I was keenly aware that there was some sets reused from one Universal film to the next, especially factoring in the timing.  They're maybe redressed a little differently, lit a little differently or shot from a different angle, but there was certainly a economic efficiency to the Universal horror production line.

Likewise, there was some casting crossover, with Dracula's Renfield, Dwight Frye, here portraying Dr. Henry Frankenstein's assistant Fritz, and Drac's Van Helsing Edward Van Sloan is playing the not so different Professor Dr. Waldman (it would have been really interesting if he played Van Helsing in both shows, but they just weren't thinking of franchise building back then).


Dr. Frankenstein is going mad with his desire to play god and create life from death.  He and his assistant Fritz get busy graverobbing for the needs of his particular project.  We're supposed to read a lot into the fact that the brain that Fritz stole was from a murderous criminal...but we'll come back to that.  Meanwhile, Henry's fiance Elizabeth and best friend Victor are very worried about him and his state of mind.  Along with Henry's former professor, they ascend upon his spire just as a storm is brewing.  They're just in time to watch Henry's creation come to life.

The Monster is, immediately, treated as an abomination. Though his mannerisms are positively child-like, he's a bruiser of a giant unaware of his own strength (did the Monster inspire Lennie in Of Mice and Men?).  Fritz immediately starts whipping and tossing torches in the Monster's face.  I had just seen a part of a documentary about how "trained" elephants are effectively beaten and tortured into submission, experiencing intense trauma and PTSD as a result.  This seems almost exactly what is being done to the Monster.  It's no wonder he lashes out.

Henry and Elizabeth are off to get married, and the whole town is celebrating...or else it Oktoberfest.  Meanwhile the Professor drugs up the Monster and seeks to disassemble him.  The Monster awakens and kills him (it's self defense?) and escapes the Keep.  He encounters a lonely child, Maria, who isn't afraid of him.  They play a game of tossing flowers into the water and watching them float, but the confused, childlike Monster doesn't understand, and tosses the child in, and she doesn't float, nor know how to swim.  She drowns and he flees.  Eventually it leads to the town uniting with torches to hunt the creature down, and they corner him into a windmill, which they torch, thinking the creature will meet his demise.

The whole production, while certainly of its time, is still engaging viewing.  The sets, costuming and lighting are all pretty great.  There are a tremendous amount of outdoor scenes which I love seeing in old black and white films, escaping the sameyness of sets.  The Oktoberfest wedding celebration looks like a great time, but Maria's dad stumbling through the festivities with his dead daughter in his arms it's a genuinely upsetting sequence.  The performances aren't uniformly great, but generally solid (Frye certainly reins it in from his Renflied performance), but Boris Karloff as the Monster is striking, and he does a great job bringing the childlike naivete and innocence into the creature.  It's just unfortunate his particular stilted movements and grunting and groaning have been parodied so much in the past 90 years, but there's still more to his performance than just those.

Deviating greatly from Mary Shelley's text, the film does forge its own path but misses the most interesting aspects along the way.  When the senior Frankenstein is introduced, it's clear that Henry grew up with a difficult father.  It would have been wonderful to explore that relationship in partnership to Henry's "parenting" of the Monster, but it never even thinks to broach those relationships in any meaningful way.  Likewise the mix-up with the Monster's brain, from a "regular brain" to a "corrupt brain", could have led to a nature vs. nurture examination, but the film really doesn't want to examine much.  It seems to be in conflict with itself about whether the Monster should be sympathetic or Monstrous, and it never confidently picks a lane.  It's a problem that carries forward into the sequel.


The Bride of Frankenstein
 opens, bizarrely, with actors portraying Mary Woolstonecraft Shelley and her dandy husband Percey Bysshe Shelley and their dandier friend Lord Byron, all lounging in front of a fire.  Byron recounts the events of the first movie, and Mary decides to tell them what happened next.  It's the last we see of this trio (we could only have hoped for a Princess Bride-style series of interruptions).

Mary's story opens where we left off, with the windmill burning to the ground.  The burgomaster ( Burger Master!) has been recast, as has Elizabeth, and this film introduces Minnie as the loudmouth servant who is I guess comic relief?  Beneath the windmill the Monster has escaped into the underground stream.  He brutally murders poor lil' Maria's dad (also recast) and mother (heretofore unseen) and runs past Minnie leaving her unharmed and escaping into the woods.  

Meanwhile Henry, recovering from his encounter with his offspring, gets a visit from one Dr. Pretorius.  If Henry was a half-mad scientist, Dr. Pretorius is full-bore.  He shows Henry his own creations that he brought to life, a quintet of wee people he keeps in jars, which he said he grew from seed.  I assume the Anton Arkane from Swamp Thing comics was a riff off Dr. Pretorius.  

Pretorius is looking to Henry to teach him how to create big-people life, and he has a couple of assistant murderers who will acquire the raw materials for him.  The Monster meanwhile, after a couple of fateful encounters, meets a kindly blind hermit who takes him in, teaches him how to talk, drink and smoke, and a little bit of the difference between good and bad...all the things his own dad didn't.  The Monster made a friend, but a pair of fearful hunters break up the friendship and send the Monster running, straight to Dr. Pretorius who is very glad to meet him.  He promises the Monster not just a friend, but a girlfriend. Together they kidnap Elizabeth to force Henry to conduct his work.  

The Bride of Frankenstein is a success, except she recoils in fear when she meets her new friend.  Disheartened, the Monster destroys the lab, and presumably Dr. Pretorius, the Bride, and himself.  It's a tragedy.

But the real tragedy is how this film crafts a stunning looking creature in the Bride, but we only see her for a scant couple minutes at the very end of the film.  There's so much to mine with the Monster learning language and how to express himself, and to have another Monster who is even less wise in the world than he. 

The sequel is bigger in scope, and gunning for more entertainment.  There's more Monster rampaging, which means a lot of senseless killing that seems, once again, to conflict with the sensitivity of the Monster. It's not a better movie than the original, but it's more fun.  It tries for more comedy, more adventure, more action, more horror, more weirdness, and it succeeds, but at the cost of consistency.

With the same director, there's a definite consistency in its visual presentation, but there was a huge shift between 1931 and 1935 in that The Bride of Frankenstein has an actual score accompanying it.  It's not a great score, but it fills the empty spaces that seemed so vacant in both Frankenstein and Dracula.

BUT IS IT HORROR? 
I'm sure in the 1930's these were deemed maybe a little more intense, psychologically disturbing (the producer even introduces the film warning of its morbid themes), but 50 years after, when I was a young'un these were considered basically kids movies.

Friday, October 14, 2022

Double Dose of Dracula

(Double Dose is two films from the same director, writer or star...or genre or theme...pretty simple.  Today: it's two Dracula movies, shot at the same time, on the same sets, but by different people, in different languages, with two surprisingly different results....)

Dracula (1931) dir. Tod Browning - CriterionChannel
Dracula (1931) dir. George Melford - CriterionChannel

I last probably watched the classic Bela Legosi-starring Dracula back around the time that the Francis Ford Coppola version came out, in the early-to-mid 90's.  It didn't make much of an impression. All I retained of the film was what everyone remembers, that incredible dolly shot pushing in on Legosi in his dungeon, and those many insert shots of Legosi's eyes with the light highlighting them.  The rest of the film - any other story or performances - were completely lost to me.  It didn't leave much of an impression.

For October the Criterion Channel is presenting all the main Universal Monsters horror movies, starting with the classic Dracula.  But the classic is backed up with the lesser known Carlos Villarías-starring Spanish-language Dracula that was using the same sets and script.  What resulted was two unsurprisingly similar film, yet still drastically different viewing experiences.

To start, the Browning version clocks in at a should-be-brisk 75 minutes, but the Spanish version is a whopping 1 hour and 43 minutes long.  That roughly 30 minutes does indeed make a big difference.

The Browning version is considered a classic, if only because that's what the majority of the English-speaking audience know as the original Dracula.  The truth is, it's not a great movie.  It's not even a good movie.  It's 75 minutes feel like a very tough watch.  It starts off with some exterior shots and scenes, always a welcome surprise in old black-and-white studio films, as well as some matte painting to establish Trasylvania.  Young lawyer Renfield is on a journey to the keep of Count Dracula, which the superstitious locals warn him about.  The locals, speaking in Hungarian, is also a wonderful thing in the old films, the last bit of naturalism this version of Dracula will have.  

Renfield manages to get dropped off at his meeting point, where Dracula, posing as the carriage driver, picks him up and escorts him to the mansion, where he greets him inside in a different form (to be clear, he transforms into a bat, which then carries Renfields luggage indoors, and he quick-changes into his finest tie-n-tails...it's pretty comical when you think about this charade Drac puts on for Renfield's benefit).  Renfield is there to solidify a legal deal for the purchase/rental of an estate in England for some reason, which, after Renfield is drugged and molested by Drac's wives, he goes nuts and becomes his servant.  While in transport from Transylvania to England by boat, Drac kills all the crew, and Renfield is institutionalized upon arrival.  Drac murders a girl on the street then greets his neighbours at a ballet.  The rest of the film is basically Drac preying upon Mina Seward, and Professor Van Helsing deducing who the culprit of all these neck-bite-murders is (that makes it sound more exciting than it is).

The film, upon leaving Transylvania, gets real boring, real quick.  There's no real character development to any of the players, they have no personality and their motivations are largely absent.  The performers, to a one, are all just delivering lines (or pausing while they think of their next line) and its some of the most stilted acting I've seen in a big Hollywood movie.  It's truly like nobody cared about how this production came off.  

The editing of the film leads to a lot of memorable imagery, but most of which has been co-opted and parodied to such an extent that it all feels kind of hack and corny.  At the same time the editing has trimmed much of the story down to largely its bare bones exposition, which makes for dull, dull viewing.  I'm also assuming there was some censorship as a lot of references to murder, blood sucking or people raising from the dead seem starkly absent (which can be found in the Spanish version).  As a result, the events of the film seem disconnected from scene to scene at times, or laughably disjointed.

Legosi really crafted something unique in his interpretation of Dracula, but unique doesn't equal good.  Dracula, with his slicked-back hair, cape, pressed shirt, cummerbund and tuxedo tails, is supposed to perhaps be debonnaire and suave, but he just seems like a weirdo (which is what Mina tells her friend Lucy who seems ridiculously smitten with him and his bizarre accent).  Dare I say it, I think Dracula is a loser.  This Legosi version is clearly the template upon which Nandor in What We Do In The Shadows was built. 

Dwight Frye's Renfield goes from zero to sixty once he's turned into the vampire's servant. He's annoyingly manic and doing way too much.  Much more than what the film asks for or needs.  The rest of the cast are dull, dull, dull, lacking in any real charm or personality.  Edward Van Sloane's Van Helsing is an exposition machine, and he has zero chemistry when facing off with Legosi.    

The sets of the production, and the accompanying lighting, are all really great, and it's a shame a better film wasn't using them... except there was.

It would be easy to say that the Spanish language Dracula was just a pale ape of the English version, but it's truly the superior picture.  It's not even close.  Don't get me wrong, some of the same problems with the characters and story exist in both versions - motivations are thin, and the story really doesn't ever take off with any intensity - but the performances and the direction are not just different, but really, really good.


Melford was able to see the dailies from Browning's shoot, and in the initial minutes, it seems like Melford is directly aping what Browning had done.  But it becomes starkly clear in the first big reveal of Dracula that he's not going to be content with mirroring, and that he has his own ideas for the picture.  Rather than pan away every time Dracula emerges from a coffin (as Browning does, and it makes me laugh thinking about Legosi's Dracula clumsily crawling up from the dirt to stand so upright trying to present as if he didn't just have that awkward moment), instead Melford cuts to Dracula emerging from behind the coffin lid to a dramatically different effect.

It's also clear Pablo Álvarez Rubio as Renfield is a much better actor than Frye, or at least a more sensitive actor.  He plays Renfield a bit comically in the opening moment, but after his turn, he plays him as a tortured being, which is a much different, more nuanced portray than just playing manic.

With the additional length, there are expanded scenes which allow the characters to breath, and interact more.  While Villarias' Dracula isn't all that different from Legosi's, his performance isn't as cartoony, and there's a bit more menace, though perhaps a little less danger as a result.   But the difference comes in Mina - or rather Ava as she is called here - and her relationships with her father, as well as her boyfirend Juan Harker, 

 In the Browning version, when Mina is recounting her "dream" of Dracula assaulting her to Van Helsing, it's treated coldly like exposition or a victim reciting their ordeal to a disinterested cop taking a statement.  In the Spanish version, Van Helsing and Ava's father enter the room to overhear her telling Juan of her experience, and her father, with great tenderness and compassion embraces her and helps gently convince her to show Van Helsing her wound.  It's a tremendously better and more affecting scene and really underscores the differences between the two films. 

The English version used a lot of rubber bats and spiders in the production.  Melford wisely limits their use.  His bats, as well, swoop around the sound stage, in and out quickly, where Browning's would just flap in place in a static shot, looking every bit as cheap as they were.   

I can't overstate how much more engaging the Spanish language Dracula is.  Just superior in every aspect.  Sure, Legosi is the archetype for the role, but he's pretty much his own punchline at this point.  There's next to nothing in the Browning version that isn't bettered by the Melford version.  It's just taking the whole endeavour more seriously, and it comes across as a much more engaging production as a result.

BUT IS IT HORROR? 
(yes that's right, this Double Dose has just become a surprise horror, not horror column)
I guess it's olde timey horror, but it's not scary in the slightest.  The Browning Dracula is basically self-parodying at this stage, but the Melford version is, if only a little bit, suspenseful.