Showing posts with label Romans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Romans. Show all posts

Friday, January 3, 2025

3 Short Paragraphs (Or Not): Gladiator II

2024, Ridley Scott (Napoleon) -- cinema

I don't remember much about the first movie. Its been years, likely decades since I saw the 2000 flick. Sure, it was great then, all spectacle and excitement, but obviously, nothing has compelled me to return to it. I am not a Ridley Scott fan, but nor am I a detractor. He just ... is. That said, I do own Kingdom of Heaven, its on The Shelf, and I semi-regularly watch it. But not Gladiator.

Weird, but I also have anachronistic memories of this movie, as in I feel like I saw it in late-high school, back when everything "swords and...." would have been fodder for my D&D games, and I can viscerally remember applying the cool Maximus face mask to a character.

It also should be said that I went to this movie because in Sault Ste-Marie, ON, everything is pretty much closed on a Tuesday AND the snow storm that started when I arrived on Monday morning had not yet abated, so I trailed along behind Chatzz to see the movie. He is still of that age where he absolutely LOVES movies, seeing them in the cinema, the whole experience. Otherwise, I would probably have waited to pirate this movie.

So, that means I did not catch up before going to see. I recall he died. I recall he had a son. The movies does some brief, in story, recapping for us but mainly the movie is about Rome some 25 years later, the latest conquers, the latest turmoil and how Maximus's son fits into it all.

Its a two and a half hour movie I spent the trailing third twitching painfully in my seat. My personal seat does not like sitting that long, and it takes a LOT of distraction / attention span to ignore the inevitable pain. This movie did not distract nor keep my attention well enough, which should say enough.

So, some 25 years later, Rome is one again in dire straits. The latest loons running the empire are the brothers Geta (Joseph Quinn, Stranger Things) and Caracalla (Fred Henchinger, Kraven: the Hunter), bolstered in power by their favourite general Acacius (Pedro Pascal, The Mandalorian), who starts the movie by taking the last independent city in Africa, the Kingdom of Numidia, where Maximus's son, though you are not supposed to immediately realize this, but really, who wouldn't guess, is hiding out under the name of Hanno (Paul Mescal, Normal People). Acacius's invasion is successful and Hanno witnesses his wife's death and the enslavement of those left alive.

In Rome, the empire, not the city, when they make land in Ostia, Hanno is immediately sold to gladiator ... (googles) ... lanista named Macrinus (Denzel Washington, The Equalizer), after impressing him with his savagery. That brings him to Rome proper where  he gets mixed up in Macrinus's plots & machinations. Meanwhile, Acacius is denied the right to retire from war, and gets up in the plots & machinations of his wife and a group of Senators who wish to depose the Emperors.

Plots & Machinations. Yawn. I watched the first episode of the newish Amazon series called Those About to Die, and I realize that this is what these shows are always about, so I want to see a wee bit more to keep my attention. I also wanted .... more spectacle? I can usually be distracted from my boredom by Big Bombastic Scenes, but .... it all felt just too familiar? I mean, the only thing I was ever impressed by in this movie was Macrinus's sleeves, and in general, Denzel Washington as this character. I was just intrigued by him at every turn, as just when you think you got where he was going, he went one step further and basically did a speed run from running a dusty gladiator ring in the provinces (think of the place where Conan the Barbarian learned to fight) to (SPOILERS !!) taking down two emperors. Maybe if he hadn't moved so fast, he might have survived.

Recently, I came to a realization that I generally don't have much to write about movies that I really enjoy because I have rewired my brain to focus on complaining. Its not just in the media I watch, but also in my life in general. Ask me "how are you?" and if I don't have anything to complain about, I don't have much to say in general. But get me started and.... And yet, I don't have much to complain about this movie, I just ... don't have much to say.

Wednesday, December 18, 2019

T&K's Xmas Advent Calendar: Day 18

Christmas in Rome, 2019, Ernie Barbarash (Christmas Inheritance) -- download

Lacey Chabert (Love on Safari) is considered the Queen of the Hallmark Romances. She's done almost a dozen of these movies, and still has time to voice work for cartoons. Here she plays Angela DeLuca, an American living in Rome leading overly enthusiastic tours. She annoys her boss in that her enthusiasm often causes little issues that cost him money -- allergic reactions, lost artifacts, lost customers -- the usual stuff. So she gets fired.\

On the same day, Oliver (Sam Page, House of Cards) shows up. What's up with his lower jaw? He looks like he's constantly sucking lemons. Well, he's our Hot Young Business Dude who doesn't mind working Xmas because nobody else wants to work it. He's been sent to Rome at Xmas to convince the owner of an old money Roman ceramics company to sell their line to Oliver's company, a business that must have something to do with homeware, based on the pictures on their walls. Almost immediately, Oliver bumps (literally) into Angela and soon after, Luigi (Franco Nero, Enter the Ninja) the owner of the ceramics company. Oliver makes some Italian faux pas, realizes that Angela's love of Rome could help him seal the deal, so he hires her as his personal guide.

As a romance movie, this is pretty run of the mill. As an Xmas movie, its barely touching the moments. Sure, there is some caroling and an Xmas Tree tradition (hand painted, generations worth!) and lots of die hard (Nero was in 2) Roman Xmas traditions, but it just didn't feel right. Oliver starts off as the expected dick, unable to see how changing his tactics can help him. But about the same time Angela starts making moon eyes at him, he sees the errors of his ways and listens to her. Of course, Luigi gets it right away.

Oliver also helps Angela write a business plan for a guide business of her own, and convinces some company friends to do Angel Investing of her not even really planned business (its been a few days!!). All the while they are pulling their best Up moments, "I just met you but I looooove you." The real love story of the movie was the writer's love of Rome. I do like the way she tours the place.

As expected, Luigi likes Angela-Planned-Oliver and sells to Oliver's company. That means Oliver also Gets the VP Job. But it also means he has to run back to NYC right away. Not sure why but that his boss Estelle is probably from the Scrooge line somewhere way back. Angela leaves heart broken, Oliver packs up frustrated, knowing he has to do one final Deals the Italian Way thing with Luigi and friends --- attend a Caroling Event in St Peters Square. Angela changes her mind, runs to hug and kiss and squeeze him, only to find HE has changed his mind, and will now run Luigi's company in Italy FOR Estelle's company. I am pretty sure CEO trumps VP, so they must Live Happily Ever After.

The Draw: Lacey. And the chance to see how an overseas one would do, if actually FROM Hallmark. Considering our first venture was in Africa but not at all an Xmas movie, this was supposed to be the real deal. Bzzzzzzt. But mainly it was because this is one of their 2019 numbers, and if I had the channel I probably would have at least sat for a bit of it, as I passed through the room.

The Formulae: Despite not being in a PST or NYC, we do get quite a few of the tropes. Angela was dumped by a fiance, and her parents are dead. She's a girl who Just Has to Follow Her Dreams. There is Xmas Tree decorating, and an Xmas Event and two (TWO !!) Red Dress nights. While not as common, there is the Ghost Moment, where Angela shows him how to bake panettone, and they mush dough together.

Unformulae: Rome? Rome. And she's not planning any events. In fact neither of them are really involved in any of the Events.

True Calling? Its Xmas season, and its in Rome. So... yes? Barely?

The Rewind: I am pretty sure those mopeds are against a Green Screen !



The Regulars: Lacey! And Sam Page as well.

How does it Hallmark? This would be one of their C- movies, as it only seems to slightly adhere to the ideals of how to Hallmark. As I mentioned, its more of a Rome Love Story than a Love Story in Rome.

How does it movie? Oh gawds, no. Che cavolo!

(Bonus) How Does It Snow? What? What do you think, they did a Its the Magic of Xmas with gentle snow fall ?!?!  No, no they didn't. (F)

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Four Actions and A Comedy

(..wherein I present a review of a quintet of films brought together by the meager connective thread of having watched them months ago and are not quite fresh enough in mind to write longer reviews)

Baby Mama - 2008, Michael McCullers - netflix
Serenity - 2005, Joss Whedon - blu-ray
Salt - 2010, Philip Noyce - netflix
Centurian - 2010,  Neil Marshall - netflix
Kill List - 2011, Ben Wheatley - netflix

For no reason other than I don't remember in what order I watched these, let's start with the comedy.  Baby Mama came out many years ago as a vehicle hoping to capitalize on the notoriety Tina Fey and Amy Pohler gained for playing Sarah Palin and Hilary Clinton, respectively, on Saturday Night Live.  It's not strictly an "SNL movie", as it doesn't take an existing sketch and stretch it well beyond its breaking point to 90 minutes, ala Superstar or A Night At The Roxbury or Stuart Saves His Family, but it is the product of a writer-director coming from the SNL writers' room and, to no surprise, producer Lorne Michaels, so it's close.

I remember the commercials advertising the film back then and they seemed to center around Amy Pohler's lowbrow character going to the bathroom in the sink, and playing up heavily the sitcom-like scenario of a professional, well-to-do, single woman winding up sharing a her home with a crude, lower-class surrogate mother.  It looked forced, direly so.

Years later, Fey and Pohler are two of the most iconic female comic actresses on television, with their starring vehicles, 30 Rock and Parks and Recreation, being mandatory watching for comedy nerds.  My affection for Liz Lemon and Leslie Knope drove me back to Baby Mama, to see just how these two powerhouses handled themselves in a feature setting together.  Their intimate rapport creates an immediately likeable dynamic between the two of them, and I was pleasantly surprised to find that Pohler's character carried intellect, just not so much education or cultural refinement.  Fey's character is Liz Lemon played far more straight laced, though she makes a charming lead.

The script itself is bland, generic, which explains why it didn't come out to Bridesmaids-style "women are funny too" raves in '08 nor has it maintained any kind of cult status like Fey's Mean Girls.  It's a 1980's style comedy mixing the odd couple, the buddy comedy and the romantic comedy genres, but without really focusing upon the comedy.  It has heart, lots of it, but at the expense of humour.  I was hoping for an under-appreciated gem in which Pohler and Fey cut loose but they're fairly reigned it, though proving that they're both quite good at investing in their characters and roles.

Of all the films I'm covering, Serenity is the only one I've seen before.  I liked the Firefly TV show well enough, picking up on it shortly after its cancellation, but the spun-off film has always been where it's at for me.  I'm not a "Browncoat" by any means, but I still maintain that Serenity is the best space opera since the Empire Strikes Back.

Whedon's had a banner year with the Avengers, which was a necessary vehicle to show the non-geek masses exactly what this guy does.  The ensemble is his forte, but he's well versed in comedy and action, and certainly knows how to innovate and bring you concepts you've never seen before.  Serenity, 7 years prior, showcased all this with about a third the budget but just as much scope.

I don't think I've watched Firefly since before seeing Serenity in theatre, so the details of the program have gotten incredibly hazy, and I likewise probably hadn't seen Serenity since it's video debut, but I remember it with much, much more clarity.  Watching it again, on blu-ray this time, was like visiting with an old friend, and I was as rapt in its story as I know I was the first time I watched it.  Whedon's planet-hopping story brilliantly reintroduces the characters from the series, carries forward plotlines without requiring any of the background, and builds its own epic around them that is cerebral yet accessible.

I watched with a keen eye to see whether Serenity did work as a cold introduction to its characters and universe, and I'm pleased to say it does an exceptional job.  It skips over the "getting the band back together" bit, but presents each of the characters in a way that you understand their general being and their dynamic with one another in short order.  I particularly like the way Book, a regular character on the TV show, is reintroduced as that ancillary supporting character that gives the heroes aide in time of need, provides the hero guidance, but he himself remains much a mystery (as he was in the TV show).

The action in this film still wows me, the digital effects are one polish removed from those of today, but largely hold up.  I love the face-off between Mal and "The Operative" (Chiwetel Ejiofor is brilliant in this role of a mercenary with a serious conviction to his beliefs,  believably dangerous), both of them, though the later one is a classic.  The film still gives me tingles, and while the serialized nature of Firefly worked very well for the show, the epic scope of film worked even better.

Where Serenity mixes its SF and western genres impeccably well, and Baby Mama even managed to mash up different 80's comedy genres to some degree, Salt couldn't manage to bridge the gap properly between suspense, spy and action, not for lack of trying.  There's strong waft of Bourne Identity in the air of Kurt Wimmer's script, the quest for truth in identity is the center focus here as well.  Yet, the heightened tension and drama of trying to understand whether Evelyn Salt, the film's protagonist, is or isn't a deeply implanted Russian spy keeps getting deflated every time we're subject to another action sequence.

The action sequences are actually quite good, but they seem desperately overblown and out of place in what should otherwise be a cold war spy drama.  Basically think about if Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy were adapted into a James Bond flick, that's about how well Salt works. 

2011's Hannah explored much the same themes but with greater success and style.  Director Philip Noyce has played at this kind of thing before with the Jack Ryan films starring Harrison Ford, and this feels like a 2000's deviation on those films.  That the character of Salt was originally scripted to be a man and the film was rumoured to be positioned as a starring vehicle for Tom Cruise makes perfect sense, as this seems like just the kind of unmemorable, lacklustre action movie that major stars like him, or Harrison Ford in his time, or Angelina Jolie should be featured in.  

I actually wish screenwriter Wimmer had directed this, as, for all the faults of his previous efforts like Ultraviolet and Equilibrium, at least he was adventuresome in his presentation and provided something different.  Salt could stand to deal with a somewhat misguided and spastic flavour, as when it gets plainly ridiculous late in its third act, it needs a ridiculous director to spice that up even more.  Wimmer still would have directed it with a direness to the situation, but in his experimentation there would have been some much needed fun.  And that's precisely what Salt is missing.

Neil Marshall is a contemporary of Wimmer, similarly having a few cultishly adored genre pictures under his belt in Dog Soldiers and the Descent (not so much Doomsday though, I believe) but never having launched to the next level as a director, because of the material he's working with.  Centurion is definitely a complimentary film to his existing repertoire, a decently conceived and shot Roman Empire-period action-adventure, but well shy of meeting the touchstones of blockbuster status.

The film opens with a long helicopters shot of the Scottish Highlands (of course it wasn't called Scotland back then, but neither were there helicopters, so whatever) with some hella cheesy sweeping title cards that are like Superman meets Fringe meets Braveheart.  From there it leads into a brief but CGI-enhanced bloody attack sequence, a Pict raid on a Roman encampment, where the film's primary protagonist, Quintas Dias (Michael Fassbender) is the sole survivor, taken prisoner.  It's all, well, not so good.  It looks alternately cheap and corny, but cheap in the sense that its trying to hard to cover its minimal budget, and corny in the sense that it doesn't do a very good job at it.

The second through line is the dispensing of the famed 9th Legion (led by Dominic West as Titus Flavius) to quell the Pictish threat.  That doesn't go so well, but in the process they rescue Quintas Dias and we have a Saving Private Ryan or Blackhawk Down-type scenario, only in this case, the person being saved is a total badass warrior and tactician and pretty much takes the lead of the remaining Legionnaires.  After Quintas' escape he's set upon by a horde of picts, led by their greatest tracker, the mute and entirely vengeful Etain (played by a fierce, gorgeous and decidedly scary Olga Kurylenko).

The first act is pained by it's uncertain focus and its attempts to cram too many ideas and characters into one space.  I'm trying to determine if the set-up spent too much or not enough time (I'm thinking the former) in getting to the meat of the film, the cat-and-mouse chase, as the overwhelmed Romans try in desperation to maintain their cool and make it to the safety of a Roman fortress.  By the end of the second act the film shows signs of real life and the third act is largely entertaining.  Though it does try, it never successfully surpasses its B-movie roots.. Not-yet-a-superstar Fassbender and not-yet-a-cult-hero West do provide the film a needed amount of not just credible, but bravura acting, especially in the face of some opposing dire performances.  The majority of the cast is fairly solid, but one or two of them... yowza, which producer's kid and/or father were they?  It's not a fantastic film by any stretch, but also not as dire as the opening act would suggest.  Centurion is the rare film that somewhat redeems itself in its third act, rather than throws away all its good will.

Speaking of which, Kill List doesn't necessarily throw it all away in the third act but it certainly takes a surprising dovetail into far stranger territory than the opening two acts would suggest, one that the viewer will embrace wholeheartedly in it's no doubt affectionate tribute to Wicker Man and it's likeminded 70's brethren, or flat out reject. 

My initial reaction to the unravelling threads in the third act was rejection, but in hindsight I have a surer appreciation for it and what co-writer/director Ben Wheatly was attempting to do.  The basic plot of the film finds former contract killer and now full-time family man wrestling with the idea of taking on another job, even though he desperately doesn't want to.  The film opens with some intense relationship drama as Jay and his wife Shel argue heavily about finances and anything else that comes up in the process. Wheatley's script (co-written with his wife Amy Jump) is blisteringly intense and grounded in these relationship sequences.  The performances here by Neil Maskell and the fetching MyAnna Buring are frightening, awkward and far too believable.  That they can play these roles so naturally, incorporating the whole angle of contract killing as if it's a natural part of life for this couple is by far the film's greatest strength, building a foundation that allows the wonky third act to remain grounded and frightening, instead of silly and stultifying.

As Jay and his partner, Gal, proceed with their assignment -- one paying big bucks, but providing no answer and carrying far too many secrets -- Jay begins to unravel under the stress.  His violent, thoughtless reactions to his victims and their increasingly erratic response to his arrival ("Thank you", they say, smiling) is indeed distressing.  There's obviously a reason he tried to quit the business, but this particular assignment seems almost designed to push his very mental limits.

I didn't love this film, at least not initially, but it's stuck with me in the recesses of my brain.  Wheatley created a simplistic seeming story that is clever in its intricacy and subtlety.  The sometimes confounding, almost forgettable subtle, yet bizarre touches and asides throughout on have a later payoff that is impressive in its execution, since they come up so brazenly yet are paid little attention to. It's sparse soundtrack, limited more to atmospheric noise than music, maintains a certain chilliness throughout the proceedings, while equally Wheatley marks his settings, wardrobes, and lighting with a largely natural sensibility. 

That third act is a divisive doozy, a quasi-twist which seems like a remnant from '70's suspense filmmaking.  The Wicker Man remake proved that it's hard to execute that kind of scenario without seeming ridiculous (but that could be all Nic Cage) and Hot Fuzz managed it but through the filter of absurd comedy.  Kill List manages to make it logical and intriguing, but it still feels quite out of date, which may be why it's so surreal (but I'm still discerning whether it's effective or inappropriate).