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Saturday, September 20, 2025

Double Dose: The Ladykillers + The Ladykillers

 (Double Dose is two films from the same director, writer or star...or genre or theme...pretty simple. This week, continuing my Coen Bros. rewatch and checking in on their source material.)

The Ladykillers (2004, d. Joel and Ethan Coen - dvd)
The Ladykillers (1955, d. Alexander Mackendrick  - hollywoodsuite)

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Easily the most maligned entry of the Coen Bros filmography (although Ethan's recent solo efforts are giving it a run) The Ladykillers is not all that bad of a picture, the problem is it is not all that good either.

It's easy to see from the vintage British film starring Alec Guinness what attracted the Coens to the story. Alexander Mackendrick's version, from a script (or a partial one, apparently) by William Rose, is an arch dark comedy about a rag-tag group of swindlers and heist men who befall upon a kindly old widow.  In the original the old lady is Mrs. Wilberforce (Katie Johnson), who we meet as she ventures into the police station to update them on her previous report that the UFO that her neighbour saw was actually the neighbour boys performing a play. She's sweet and sees duty in being responsive to the law, but it seems clear she's just a little lonely. So when Professor Marcus (Alec Guinness in chonky false teeth giving a very The Man Who Laughs-style menacing grin on the regular) darkens her doorstep, arousing her parrots, but gracing her with eloquent diction, she's happy for him to take up her room for let. He, naturally, is up to no good. He brings in his crew, posing as a musical quintet, and they plot an armored car heist at the train station, not all that far away from Mrs. Wilberforce's abode. Unbeknownst to her, she is also an integral part of the heist.

The first half of the film is about keeping Mrs. Wilberforce at bay, while the second half, following the heist and Mrs. Wilberforce discovering their ruse, revolves around the complexities of murdering a kindly old lady.

The classic film has its eccentricities which are quite inspired for the time. The composite imagery that is used to make Mrs. Wilberforce's house at the end of a lane, ending at a ridge overlooking the train yards is a visual wonder. It's surreal but has purpose, especially for the finale when bodies need to be disposed of by dumping them over the edge onto the passing trains. The interiors of the house make for an equally clever set, with the house all askew due to the bombings during the great war. It doesn't seem like there's a single vertical line in the place that isn't off 90...pictures don't hang right. It feels more like something that would influence Tim Burton than the Coens.

But the Coens do feast on dark comedy and on crime, so the story, moreso than aesthetics certainly had an impact on them. Their rendition of the story transposes the events from London to modern day American south, in a small, quiet town in Mississippi. The kindly Mrs. Wilberforce is now the less kindly, but devoutly Christian Mrs. Munson (Irma P. Hall), who again we meet as she traverses to her local police station (a sleepy little place with cobwebs on it jail cell) to complain about a local boy's loud music playing the hippety-hop.  Tom Hanks, himself in prosthetics and full dapper garb, is The Professor, darkening her doorstep to take up her room for let, and inquiring about space, perhaps underground, where his quintet could perform.

The Coens hew pretty closely to the structure of the original, but bringing in their own flairs and improvements. They give each of the five members of the crew more distinct personalities, and more conflict between them. They justify the crew meeting in Mrs. Munson's basement and the ruse of being musicians as a means of disguising their need to burrow into the ground in order to tunnel to the underground safe house where a local riverboat casino stores its money before weekly transport. And when it comes time to start disposing of bodies, they have already established that there's a trash island off the coast of this sleepy town and a bridge under which the trash barges traverse. The best shots in the film are those Roger Deakins' composed overhead shots of the barges passing and bodies dropping down onto the trash heaps. There's beauty in all that refuse.

There are definite positives to both films, but fundamentally the story doesn't work in either case. In both films, there's an assumption that the elderly lady cannot tell the difference between live instrument playing and the playing on a phonograph or boom box. And when the lady of the house comes knocking, the men have to scramble into position that requires a lot of disbelief that the old lady wouldn't think something is up. In the Coens, there's two incidences of explosions, and it's only after the second that Mrs. Munson discovers their secret. I know it's all part of the farce of it all, but the suspension of disbelief, especially when both Missus Wilberforce and Munson are a bit of busybodies, is too much to bear.  The heists themselves have their cleverness, but despite being in the middle, they aren't the big centerpieces they aught to be. Then again, these aren't actually heist films proper, we don't want these guys to get away with anything, and we certainly don't want them to kill the old lady.

But the fact of the matter is, how can these men have seemingly little compunction for killing each other and yet can't seem to off a fragile old woman standing in their way? 

The Coens don't have a lot of Black characters in their films historically, nor do they regularly do contemporary productions (even things like Fargo are set a few years back in history from its production), so it is strange to me that they would try to centre a film in Southern Black community in modern day. I think there's a timelessness to deeply religious elderly church-going folk, but the Coens stabs at then-modern urban dialect, a lot of it coming out of Marlon Wayans' mouth, doesn't hit right...as much as Wayans tries to sell it. There's discord in the film between its gospel and gangsta influences. The Coens probably could have done better placing it in the early 1990's with a more boom-bip hip-hop soundtrack and the then already antiquated language of the streets of that era. I can just imagine how much more amusing Hall's bow-legged gait walking to the kick-drum rhythms of "I Left My Wallet In El Segundo" during the opening sequence would be, especially as she references the song at least three times (which by that point no youth would probably be playing vintage A Tribe Called Quest anyway).

I didn't get many laughs or a lot of joy out of either version of The Ladykillers. The performances are all pretty good-to-great, visually the classic has a grain to its film that gives it a lovely grit, while Roger Deakins is a master at play so frequently in the Coens version, but many good parts to not make for a good whole. It's not that something is missing from the recipe, the recipe is just flawed to begin with.



Sunday, January 7, 2024

KWIF: Poor Things (+5)

KWIF = Kent's week in film.

With the Amazon original The Black Demon, Toasty mentioned needing a post-Christmas palate cleanser. Even though I didn't go very hard into Christmas at all this year, just doing the requisite half of our Advent calendar, I too needed such a cleanser, moreso because the yoke of Godzilla has been weighing me down a bit (world's tiniest violin, I get it. I do these things to myself, folks). 

I wanted to spend my post New Years' time off work at the movie theatres, shaking off the shackles of the COVID years, and getting out of the habit of only going for the latest spectacle. The "best of 2023" lists were hitting and I wanted to push myself out of my comfort zone and into challenge mode. But now, as I look at my 5 selections from the week, with only one exception, these are all auteur directors who I am quite familiar with, so I'm not sure I stepped that far out of my comfort zone after all. Let's get into it.

This week:
Poor Things (2023, d. Yorgos Lanthimos - in theatre)
Anatomy of a Fall (2023, d. Justine Triet - in theatre)
The Boy and the Heron (2023, d. Hayao Miyazaki - in theatre)
The Zone of Interest (2023, Jonathan Glazer - in theatre)
Ferrari (2023, d. Michael Mann - in theatre)
Ikarie XB-1 (1963, d. Jindřich Polák - Criterion Channel)

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Is Yorgos Lanthimos a provocateur? Of course he is. He enjoys pushing the tolerances of his audience, especially when he's scripting his features. Dogtooth, the Lobster, and Killing of a Sacred Deer are each uniquely disquieting films.  In those films, it's the way in which Lantimos' lens observes everything and everyone, with a cold, clinical detachment, which only makes the injection of the surreal or fantastical even more of a challenge to the audience.

With writer Tony McNamara on The Favourite, and now Poor Things, he's found a partner whose scripts push buttons and boundaries but in a less-distancing way. The humour is still dark, but not nearly as faint or dry as Lanthimos' scripts (if his even offer any humour at all).

Poor Things is the pair moving to the next level. Where there was an opulence to The Favourite, it still felt...traditional, I suppose, for a period piece. Here, creativity is unleashed in a way I get the feeling Lanthimos has been wanting it to be his entire career. He's got a budget, and he uses every cent of it.

Best described either as beautifully grotesque (or, better yet, grotesquely beautiful) in art, design, make-up, effects, sound, score -- the whole creative spectrum -- everything is bold, ornately constructed, and just captivating to behold. The first act is in black and white, and even that doesn't mute its life and vibrancy (Lady Kent asked afterwards, "when did it switch to colour?").

Poor Things is a fantasy film that is Barbie for grown-ups only. I'm sure someone will draw out all the parallels in a youtube essay (if it hasn't been done already), but to paraphrase critic Alonso Duralde, both films find their lead characters go on a journey only to discover who they already know themselves to be.

Here Emma Stone, in her boldest performance to date, is Bella, a new take on Frankenstein's creature. I'll leave her origins to be teased out by the film, but where we meet her she is but an infant in a woman's body. Her creator, her father figure, the mad scientist/Doctor Frankenstein of the piece, Godwin (Willem Dafoe) she calls "God" for short, which was no doubt his idea. As in many a Frankenstein tale, it's the doctor, not the creature who is the monster, but here we meet a man who has been horribly scarred (both physically and emotionally) by his own father, and processes his trauma through his hilariously horrifying scientific feats (the English bull terrier with its head swapped with a duck was just one of many dark delights).

Bella starts out a mono-syllabic infant in our first meeting with her, but, as observed by Max (Ramy Youssef) her vocabulary, capacity for reason and intellect grow dramatically every day. Max, hired by Godwin, to be Bella's observer, is captivated by her ("what a beautiful ["r"word]", he says). It's the first of many uncomfortable thoughts the film brings out, and for about 15, maybe 20 minutes, the film wrestles with whether it's leaning into the "born sexy yesterday" trope. But it shifts the leering gaze away from objectifying Bella, instead looking sternly, eyebrow arched, at the men who would objectify her. 

Bella starts exploring her adult body, her sexuality, and when the men in her life try to control that side of her, she starts to distance herself from the men in her life. She sees the control they wish to yield, and she understandably doesn't want that. Eventually, as her intellectual curiosity grows, she wishes to be free of Godfrey's confines within the beautiful manor, but like an overprotective father, he wants to know she's safe by keeping her contained. When lawyer Duncan (Mark Ruffalo), a roguish Lothario, is brought onto the compound he becomes captivated by just the thought of Bella, and then, on her own volition, is whisked away on a Mediterranean journey of discovery, much of it sexual, but cultural and culinary as well.

Stone's performance as Bella, is an ever evolving one, and she handles the role masterfully. It's a very physical performance, that requires her to show a slow and gradual increase of control and ownership over her body. It's the entire metaphor of the film and so an essential element. But it's Stone's ability to show the intellectual growth, and not just through words, but through her eyes, that is outstanding.  The role requires a lot of sex and nudity which, both credit to Stone and Lanthimos, are never objectifying, and always empowered. Bella is not sexy, she's sexual. 

Ruffalo, meanwhile, brilliantly plays a cartoon of a man so out of control of his own desires that his own caddish game backfires upon him. He is the Ken to Bella's Barbie, just a husk of a person lacking inner depth or sense of identity outside of elitism and sexual conquest. He's used to a society where men have control, and has no concept of what to do with a woman who won't follow the patriarchal rules of "polite society". It's a wildly comedic performance, teetering on campy but just restrained enough as to be welcome instead of out of place.

If Barbie was "Feminism 101", Poor Things is at the very least a second year class. It's a fantasy setting, yes, but it reflects the fight still being fought today for women to have liberty over their minds, body and sexuality. It can be blunt about it but even outside of the theme, it's still an amazing adventure of self-discovery.

It's also been proffered that Poor Things is about an autistic character's sexual awakening and journey of self discovery, and from what I've seen on letterboxd, many people identify as on the spectrum have found a pretty deep connection with Bella, and the way she engages with the world. I look forward to deeper analysis on that front.  

This was the last movie I saw in 2023, and it's also, quite possibly, the best in a pretty great year for film.

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There's the "whodunnit", and the "howdunnit". Anatomy of a Fall ("Anatomie d'une Chute") is a "diddunnit", as it presents us with a scenario, the death of a husband and father in a remote mountainside chalet home, and then tries to parse out, given all the evidence it chooses to present us with, whether the wife killed him or not.

If it sounds Hitchcockian, it has that kind of a conceit, but director Triet tells the film almost entirely from the perspective of Sandra (Sandra Hüller, in an incredible performance) with an lens that presents such intense compassion while also managing to retain enough distance as to not betray the "diddunnit" conceit.

The first half of the film finds Sandra, a very cerebral and composed woman, working on her defence with her lawyer, an ex-flame Vincent (Swann Arlaud, who is going to have to live with the shorthand moniker of "sexy French lawyer" for some time), while the second half of the film is the trial (and French trials are intriguingly different from the American trial process we have seen a thousand times over).

Where American trial films are largely very much about "the story" (usually based on true-life or novel adaptation), with maybe some character driven elements, Anatomy of a Fall is about perceptions, about examining how we see someone based on the information given, and the judgements we make thereof. 

The opening scene, for example, has Sandra, an accomplished writer, being interviewed by a college aged female student. The scene, which takes place maybe an hour before the death of Sandra's husband, finds the two women already in conversation, but still at early stages. The student hasn't yet been able to segue into their interview, and any questions she asks, Sandra doesn't quite deflect so much as steer back towards the student as she almost counter-interviews...but casually. Knowing what the film is about, I'm already questioning Sandra, is she being cagey, or friendly? Is she controlling this situation intentionally or is she, maybe, just a little tipsy from wine? 

In the back half of the movie, the prosecuting attorney tries to re-contextualize this opening scene as flirtatious. The prosecutor knows that Sandra is bisexual and had cheated on her husband in the past. He's trying to build a narrative of who Sandra is for the judicial bench, just as he tries to build a narrative around the death of her husband.

But so too must Sandra and sexy French lawyer build a narrative. And so too does Triet build a third narrative that lies closer to the middle (but if it falls on one side or the other of the middle is up to the audience). All these narratives are a part of a whole, and it's a brilliant examination of what we know versus what we perceive. The trial is not one of of facts, it's one of perception. If you build the narrative one way, she's guilty. Another way she's innocent. The two are very hard to reconcile. Is Sandra cold and calculating? Or is she just German?

Language has a lot to do with it. The film is French-made, but is largely in English. Hüller is German, but never speaks it in the film, only speaking English and French. How does language play a role in our perceptions of someone? How does language play a role in controlling a conversation, a relationship? It's subtext in the film, but also a huge part of what it's trying to say about how we view and understand someone.

This was a fascinatingly thoughtful film while also being a gripping trial drama. It has things to say about the court system, about relationships, about parenting, about mental health. It's not offering answers, but it's keen to explore.

I didn't even talk about the huge role Sandra's son, Daniel, a pre-teen with low vision, plays in the film as a key witness. Young Milo Machado-Graner gives an outstanding performance that shows wisdom beyond his years, and taps into an emotionality most adult actors can't authentically reach.

Of all the films I watched this week, this is the one I immediately wanted to watch again.

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Anime and I do not get along great (much to my teen's chagrin). It's something I need to explore with a pop culture therapist who can help me unpack the reasons why. I haven't figured it out. But, of course, there's "anime" and then there's Studio Ghibli. There's Studio Ghibli, and then there's the auteur of auteurs of animation Hayao Miyazaki.  

Ghibli is held up on this other level from the term anime (just like, at least for a time, Pixar was distinguished from other "animated" movies), and Miyazaki is put on an even higher pedestal. I've watched over half of Miyazaki's oeuvre, and while I find his movies gorgeous, I still don't connect with most of them.

The Boy and the Heron is Miyazaki's latest "final" film. I forget how many times he's retired and come back (maybe only twice) but he is an "event" director, so it's no surprise that the film has been doing some great numbers at the North American box office, and receiving heaps of critical attention. I was, once again, dazzled, but left feeling a sense of uncertainty over what I'd seen and how I felt about it.  It's happened with every Miyazaki film I've seen (save for Ponyo).  

Perhaps it's because Miyazaki intends for his films to be watched and rewatched, explored for meaning. There's obviously what Miyazaki is bringing to the film, but also what the audience is getting out of it, and the director is notoriously cagey about expressing what his films mean. In reading about The Boy and the Heron since watching it this past week, others have unpacked some of its inspirations, being Miyazaki's relationship with his Ghibli co-founders and his own relationship with animation. The denouement of the film has been interpreted as a relinquishing of the torch to the young animators of today, perhaps.  If you don't go into The Boy and the Heron as a Miyazaki scholar, are you going to grok any of that?

Re-titled from the Japanese name "How Do You Live?", it's a film that begins pretty stone sober, with the death of young Mahito's mother during a Pacific War bombing of Tokyo. Mahito and his father relocate to a rural estate to live with his aunt (his mother's sister whom his father is now married to) and the grannies. Mahito is traumatized over the loss of his mother, and is distant and angry. He's not particularly fond of his aunty stepmother either, even though she shows him only kindness and sympathy. 

On the estate, he has regular encounters with a blue heron, whom, over these encounters starts to reveal that it speaks, and is in fact, a horrendous toad of a man in disguise. Mahito's mother and aunt and some of the grannies are of a lineage that are attuned to the magic of the world, in particular a silo with a strong family lore and magical properties. When Mahito's aunt goes missing, he's drawn into the silo, Alice in Wonderland style, and goes down the rabbit hole.

Within this world within worlds (or world between worlds, as its a gateway outside of time) Mahito discovers his family history as well as younger versions of his one granny and his mother, who along with a reluctant heron, aide him in his journey to find his aunt.

A lot of Miyazaki's films feature the fantastical for fantastical sake. At least that's always been my perception. There could be deeper meaning in all of it, but if there is, Miyazaki's never telling. I think there are aspects to his work that have meaning to him, for sure, and sometimes in the fantasy there is meaning for the character, but I also think the director has a bold ability to bring stream-of-consciousness to the screen, and so a lot of his fantasy is just that, for pure imagination's sake.

Fantasy isn't my genre. There's often an absence of logic to it, an absence of rules. So The Boy and the Heron, while striking, left me perplexed, and not in a good way.  I think I'll have to do a full Miyazaki run at some point and try to engage with his repertoire, and thus this film, in a more metatextual sense.

I should note that I saw the film in its English dubbed version, which I initially bristled at upon realizing it, but turns out may be one of the best dubs I've ever heard. There's often a sense of disconnect between the animation and the vocal performance in a translation dub, but this one felt almost seemless, natural even, although I did get distracted trying to figure out who some of the voice cast was (best to leave it as a surprise for the credits, methinks).

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Jonathan Glazer's previous film, Under the Skin was a potent a non-narrative drama about an alien's exploration of humanity through sexual temptation? I referred to it as  "a moody (or perhaps moodless) art-piece that isn't so much a story as a concept, a 2-hour art installation about male sexuality in its various forms - primal, tender, brutal - masquerading as entertainment".

Where Under The Skin explored humanity through the lens of an alien, The Zone of Interest takes the same dispassionate lens and explores inhumanity instead. Call it "the mundane existence of evil". The film spends most of its time in and around the home of a Nazi Commandant. We witness Herr Hoss (Christian Friedel), his wife Hedwig (Sandra Hüller again, having a real moment), two boys, infant daughter (always crying) and the Jewish servants as they entertain guests, celebrate birthdays, play, clean, cook and serve. It would all seem very banal, if it weren't for all the fucking Nazi's about, and for the fact that, just on the other side of the wall of the yard is the Auschwitz concentration camp which Hoss is in charge of.

There's not really a narrative to the film. It's experiential. As we witness this family living their life, buoyed by their privileges and receiving tainted spoils of the murdered people from the other side of the wall, we are all too aware of the sounds of the trains, the gunfire, the screams, shrieks and yells, and the sounds of the furnaces, not to mention the gushing red flames coming out of the smokestack.

Herr Hoss takes meetings where the deplorable plans of evil men to make the eradication of a people more efficient are discussed with the casualness of a board room meeting about a new marketing ploy for, I dunno, salsa. Hedwig shows her visiting mother her home for the first time, and her mother wonders if the woman whose house she used to clean is on the other side of the wall. The boys play, and other children play with them, in the backyard while mass murder happens on the other side of the wall. The boys have a teeth collection. The infant is never in the arms of its mother, always with a servant.

The closest we get to drama in the film is news that Hoss is being relocated. Hedwig refuses to transfer and sends Hoss to his new assignment on his own. Her speech about having built a home for their family that is too precious to leave makes the bile in one's stomach rise.  There is a moment there where Hoss, facing being separated from his family, elicits just the smallest twinge of compassion, before one remembers that Nazi's deserve as much compassion as they showed the Jewish people.

It's a scoreless film, leaving the sound design to do all the heavy lifting. There is a near 3-minute overture performed to a black screen, a briefer interlude composition against a red screen, and the final end credits track. These Mica Levy constructs of sound aren't exactly musical. I almost dread learning what these sound collages are composed of.

The film's final 5 minutes or so, for me, were its most potent. It takes a time jump to the furnaces of Auschwitz today, now a memorial site, as it prepares to open. The cleaners come in and start wiping everything down with efficiency and dispassion.  It's swept up, as if any speck of dust is not allowed.  A memorial displays thousands upon thousands of pares of shoes are piled up, pressing against the window as the glass is cleaned. The floor is vacuumed. We cut back to Hoss, last seen retching in a stairwell, as if he just captured this glimpse of his legacy. 

There's much to be unpacked, in what is shown, what isn't shown, and how it was all constructed from a filmmaking standpoint. It's very deliberate in so many ways (editing most of all) but rarely feels staged in its (nonexistent) story and performances (which barely seem performative).

It is not a comfortable film, and as heavy and burdensome as I was expecting it to be, it wasn't. It's a film that settles you into its mundanity, and dares you to ignore, as this family does, the events on the other side of the wall that so often deign to call attention to themselves. We never see what goes on there, but we don't have to in order to feel the impact.

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The most recent of Michael Mann's films I've seen is Miami Vice which was released in 2006. I'd seen all his films that preceded that but have rewatched watched only a few of them in recent years. Between 2006 and the release of Ferrari in late 2023, he's only made 2 films: Public Enemies and Blackhat. The former I skipped due to Johnny Depp fatigue (I was already done with him by 2009) and the latter because of poor critical reception (though it's become something of a reassessed cult darling in recent years).  I like his movies, but I'm not a die hard.

I wondered going into Ferrari if I actually knew what a Michael Mann film was, beyond neon lights, heavy shadows and pulsating soundtracks. Partway through the film, I realized that what makes a Mann film is how he observes his characters. A lot of that is framing, and how people move within the frame, his direction on where he wants someone on the screen seems pretty precise, while still giving actors the leeway to perform. At this late stage, it looks pretty collaborative, if the performances Adam Driver and Penelope Cruz give in the film are any indication.

I'm not a car guy, nor am I a racing guy, so I had to ask, going into this film, what the point of it was. We meet a 50's-ish Enzo Ferrari, as he moves from the rural Italian abode of his mistress, Lina (Shaeline Woodley), to his city-side manor, pushing his car to its limits, his old racing instincts undying inside him. At home his wife Laura (Cruz) has been fielding calls from his people, reporting on their adversary's new arrivals to town, and she's pissed. When he arrives she reminds him, he can fuck who he wants, he just needs to be home before the calls start.  She then pulls a gun on him, and fires wide. He's shook momentarily, but unfazed. Their dynamic is set. They are honest with each other and spare each other no emotions.

The worries at the Ferrarri factory (as a Saudi prince picks up his new vehicle) are many. Maserati is going to break their speed record, and the company is spending money faster than they can make it. They need a financier, a partner, who can invest in increasing production. They need to keep on with their focus, improving their racing performance which sells the cars to the market, and not selling the cars to market to pay for the racing. Enzo is always a racer at heart, and not a car dealer.

The film is the B-side of the Hollywood biopic. Where the A-side is the attempt to summarized a whole life or career, the B-side is the "most turbulent year" biopic. Here, it takes place in the span of a week. Enzo faces a personal crisis as his two family situations collide, and his professional interests in racing and car manufacturing threaten to go belly up.

It's enough to build something out of, and Mann hammers away at it until it takes shape. It's not a boring process though, Driver's performance as Enzo is a sheer delight, as he portrays the Italian as charming, dry, and sardonic, revealing his heart only in private, and only to the dead (who sit heavily upon him). The first half of this film, while not an outright comedy, is damn funny, largely from Driver's delivery, but Mann is leaning into it just enough. With Cruz, he has a very gentle touch, allowing her the large comedic beats and a big melodramatic performance that still has room to be reigned in when she need to hit those real devastating emotional marks. She's magnificent. (Between Stone in Poor Things, Huller in Anatomy of a Fall, Cruz her and Da'Vine Joy Randolph in The Holdovers I'm having a hard time choosing the best performance, though Cruz and Randolph could probably push to slug it out for best supporting).

It's not a grounded film. Nobody should mistake this for real life. The film builds around the Mille Miglia an endurance race along the Italian highways and through the towns and cities along the way that is unlike any other race I've seen outside of maybe Death Race 2000 (which was maybe inspired by the Mille Miglia?) or The Great Race. But Mann's shooting of it is breathtaking, the gorgeous countryside, but also those beautiful Italian machines (this film doesn't thrust the beauty of its cars upon you, it lets you come to their beauty on your own). But, with beauty there is also danger, and we see that multiple times. Mann reiterates time and again that racing is a kamikaze pursuit, and that racers know what they're signing up for. And we learn why the Mille Miglia has not been seen since 1957.

It's not a flawless film, but I was surprised at how much I enjoyed it. I really enjoyed the performances, the production, Mann's stylistic flourishes, the cars, the racing, the melodrama, all of it was pretty fun, until, at its moment of spectacle, it's not fun anymore. It can't recover from it, and it doesn't try. It knows there's no recovery. We only spend a few minutes more before the summary text of the next few decades fills us in briefly on who does what and when. 

I can see people being particular about the accent work here, especially when there aren't many Italians actually in major parts. It doesn't hold back my ability to appreciate it though.

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I must have caught wind of the Czech sci-fi drama Ikarie XB-1, or "Voyage to the End of the Universe" as it's been known in its heavily edited and dubbed form for decades, at some point in my life, but I've never really known anything about it, nor have I ever taken note of it as something to seek out.

But it popped up this January on the Criterion Channel in its restored, digitally archived form, and it drew my eye like a signal flare. Amidst all the films from "best of 2023" lists, I knew this 60 year old film was mandatory watching.

Based off a novel from Polish sci-fi legend Stanislaw Lem, here we have a film made years before Star Trek, presenting a humanist future and a space journey done for the betterment of mankind. It's set 200 years from when it was made (2163) but has still-potent things to say about the events of the first half of the 20th Century, while optimistically dreaming for a more ideal future.

The set design, sound design, sound effects, visual effects are all quite far above par for the early 60's. The film's influence on sci-fi for the subsequent 15 years (up to and including Star Wars) is tangible, sometimes it's just a little thing, an image, or the way the ships move through space, and sometimes it's a whole swath of the film feels like it's been completely copped by filmmakers who thought we would never notice. At the same time it's clearly aware of the popular sci-fi that came before it, most notable in Peter, this film's version of Robbie the Robot.

The restoration is gorgeous. The blacks are crisp, the whites are vibrant, it looks incredible. I was worried that this would wind up being Solaris  (another Lem novel turned into a notable sci-fi film), which is a monumental production but also monumentally boring. This is much pulpier than that, while still retaining some sense of science in its fiction (it's largely "hey, that's not bad science for 1963").  What perked me up when I was starting to drowse was a "future dance" number which was clearly copped by both Buck Rodgers and Logan's Run, yet somehow manages to (narrowly) escape campiness, I think primarily from a perplexing-but-intriguing score by Zdeněk Liška, and visually curious, simplified dance moves.  It's like future line dancing.

It's a surprisingly satisfying production, but even more potent as an artifact of sci-fi.  Anyone who's a Star Trek fan (or sci-fi in general) who has not seen this really should.

Tuesday, May 16, 2023

KWIF: Temple of Doom (+4)

KWIF is Kent's Week in Film where each week (or so) I have usually have a spotlight movie which I write a longer, thinkier piece about, and then whatever else I watched that week I do a quick little summary of my thoughts.  This week, nothing inspiring, just six middling films which I don't have much to say about.

This Week:
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984, d. Steven Spielberg - DVD)
Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons (2022, d. Matt Peters - AdultSwim)
Blood and Black Lace (1964, d. Mario Bava - Tubi)
Matango or "Attack of the Mushroom People" (1963, d. Ishirō Honda - Tubi)
Rodan (1956, d. Ishirō Honda - Tubi)

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I like Indiana Jones just fine, but I've never been obsessive, or really even considered myself a "fan".  I just kinda like them ok. This sort of classic, colonialist adventure is not a genre that I'm particularly enthused with, even when they are some of the most incredibly well made productions. So let's get this out of the way... Temple of Doom is an incredibly well made production.

But it's also deeply offensive and brutally annoying. On the latter, Kate Capshaw puts in a shrieking, whiny, aggravating performance as golddigging chanteuse Willie Scott that begs the question "what is she even doing here?" Seriously, why did Indy bring her along? There's nary a moment that Willie is on screen that she isn't utterly grating beyond the opening song and dance number (a number which transitions into something gloriously huge in Willie's mind's eye, a perspective that we never actually see again...so why, except that Spielberg wanted to do a big musical number?).

Then we get "Indiana Jones: white saviour", as he ventures into a small, impoverished village in India devastated by the removal of a sacred stone (but more a result of the village children being kidnapped by the thugees of the local palatial elite and the river path having been diverted into the mine where the children are enslaved).  Indy agrees to retrieve the stone. Visiting the palace leads to the most infamous scenes: first of the dinner of gross things like a snake full of snakes and frozen monkey brains, and later the ritual heart-from-chest-ripping sacrifice that are offensive made-up ideas of Indian culture that wound up becoming entrenched in many ignorant and impressionable North American viewers as actual stereotypes.

Beyond the offensive, is the silly shit, such as Indy, Willie and Short Round jumping out of a crashing plane in an inflatable raft and surviving (disproven by Mythbusters). I actually like the nonsense mine-car chase because I played an immeasurable amount of Temple of Doom video game on Commodore 64 and that sequence was such a pain in the ass.  

The climactic rope bridge escape is a classic movie moment that still works, but so much of this film is built of classic movie moments that are not aging well..like, at all. 

The most enjoyable aspect of the film, besides Harrison Ford's indelible charm, is Short Round (a very young future Oscar winner Ke Huy Kwan). He has such an endearing and delightful chemistry with Indy that I honestly wish he was in Crystal Skull as Indy's estranged son instead of Shia LeBouef's Mutt.  When Short Round finds himself in situations on his own he proves he's a resourceful and capable kid as well as a skilled fighter (though I'm not sure how much damage a roundhouse kick from an 8 year old would really do).

The end result of all this is Temple of Doom is an exceptionally well made awful movie. It's only really enjoyable if you're willing to look past/desensitize yourself to the ignorant white gaze this film is presented through.

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I've partaken in only a fraction of DC Entertainment's animated direct-to-video content since they started back in the early 2000s.  The general flavour of this content is just-above-middle-of-the-road. It's never been mind blowing (the powers-that-be know exactly how little money they can invest into these to get a return while still creating a package that will be generally satisfying to fanboys and fangirls and keep them coming back).  

The majority of the content has been adaptations of popular stories moved into 70-ish minute animated form. Both a benefit and a curse of the target audience for these movies is that there tends to be some awareness of the characters, their history, and there may even be connective threads between one film and another, an mini-franchise. But, you're never sure what you're going to get, and invariably, just moving stories out of ongoing serialized comics and into another, more widely accessed medium, there's still a level of adaptation necessary for a more general audience.

Which leads to the cold open of Battle of the Super-Sons, a movie that is ostensibly about the teaming up of Superman and Lois's 11-year-old son, Jonathan Kent, and Bruce Wayne's slightly younger son Damian (who was raised to be an assassin by his mother, Talia Al Ghul). I read most of the Super-Sons comic books (there have been less than 50 of them, so it's not a deep storytelling roster) and quite enjoyed them, so I was keen to see how they would be translated into another medium. The cold open takes us all the way back to Krypton, again, one of the most familiar stories in all of superhero media, and I was expecting some grand, novel deviation on this hoary old story, but no, it's told pretty much as we've seen it told countless times...except as baby Kal-El's rocket zooms away from the dying planet, a starfish hitches a ride. Really, we needed to go through all that, again, just to introduce Starro?

The film takes a while to get to the actual pairing of the super-sons, and I was getting more and more bored (it's not helped by the fact that this film's vocal performance of Superman by Travis Willingham is one of the starchiest reads for the character, just utter milk powder dry). We have to go through a whole segment of Jonathan discovering his powers, freaking out, and Clark revealing himself to be Superman to his pre-teen who is angry that he's never around (real emotions that are just kind of dismissed upon said reveal). But once Jonathan and Damian meet and the super-sons become the focus of the story, the film starts delightfully crackling, both Jack Dylan Grazer (Shazam) and Jack Griffo (The Thundermans) delivering wonderful performances and Jeremy Adams' script really plays them well off each other.  

It all would have been so much more wonderful had the film just started with their meeting, because those opening 15 minutes (or so) where we don't have them together just robs us of more of what we came for. The story is already so in media res in many ways (with a Teen Titans subplot for Damian, and a Justice League roster that gets no introduction filling up the background) that we didn't need such a rehashed lead in.

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I've taken an interest in the works of Mario Bava as of late, mostly spurred on by the acquisition of his Hercules film, which featured an incomprehensible story, but looked so fantastic that it really didn't matter.  I'm still a Bava neophyte, and, had I the time and access, I'd probably just "stupid boy project" his whole repertoire in a week and be done with it. Alas.

Blood and Black Lace is a film I knew only from its title having penetrated into my brain somewhere along this 40-some-odd-year long road I've been on. I knew nothing about what the film was about, nor the genre, nor the actual critical consensus around the film. Hell, I didn't even know it was a Bava film until I was flipping through Tubi's bizarre catalogue (a favourite way to kill an hour) and it told me. Whatever, it was an instant play (despite being on Tubi).

The opening credits are stunning, as each of the film's players are introduced in a living still frame (the actors holding a pose) that are just gorgeously composed like, well, fashion photography. The colours are warm, lush, and romantic but juxtaposed with threatening shadows. The horn-heavy soundtrack overtop is (and remains) sultry and dangerous, like what you'd find in a 40's Noir...yet there's a bit of soap operaticness to the whole presentation. The film does kind of peak this early, but the rest of the film is a wild ride. 

A windstorm brews outside a fashion house, where secret affairs, substance abuses, and rivalries all percolate under the haughty, intense surface.  And then, murder! 

One of the models is murdered, and there are no suspects, but everyone is suspicious, especially when the dead model's diary is discovered...darting eyes, panicked looks. Everyone, it seems, had motive. Motive enough to kill again and again. 

The original title that appears in the credits is 6 Donne per L'Assassino, or "6 Women for the Killer", which tells us exactly how many deaths to expect. The marvel is at how this film doesn't play into any real conventions of slasher films, basically because it's not a slasher film. It plays at being a whodunnit but then unfortunately gives up the ruse early in the final act.  It's the last act where it not quite falls apart but doesn't uphold it's unexpected twistyness. 

It's a film that is utterly style over substance, it doesn't care about any of its characters, but still goes through the preformative motions of telling us just enough about them to let us love to hate them and secretly be okay with whatever cruel fates are in store for them.

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Matango (aka Attack of the Mushroom People) is one of Ishirō Honda's between kaiju features, so there are no gigantic creatures in rubber suits smashing cities. Unfortunately. 

Also unfortunate is this film was sold to me as one of Honda's "better" sci-fi films by a certain Director-cum-podcaster who shall remain QuiTe nameless. And the title, the English one at least, put together with Honda's background, leads to certain expectations. And those expectations are that there will be mushroom people attacking.

It's a sub-90 minute film and at the pass of the first hour we've only had one glimpse of a mushroom person and no attacking!

The film, in reality, is a bit of a psychological drama/thriller, as a few upper-crust friends and two less than upper-crust crew are on a boat when it gets in trouble and spits them out on a remote island. There, tensions rise as food grows scare and their cultural disparities start to reveal deep-rooted resentments and prejudices, plus two women and five men...things could get ugly.

Honda tries, but doesn't quite succeed at showing us the impact of starvation on one's brain, and the pervasive fungi that seems to be coating various surfaces of the island is the elephant in the room, as everyone's told to be wary of them, but wind up hungry enough to risk mowing down.  In the final 15 there's a sort of Sid and Marty Kroft-esque trip out scene as the Mushroom People attack (unfortunately these are literal mushroom people and not metaphorical ones) and it's quite ridiculous.  On top of it all, it's told in a framing sequence that, by the end seems like a sub-rate Twilight Zone than a satisfying feature.

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I backed up watching Matango with watching Honda's other, other classic kaiju feature (no, the other one), Rodan. You know, the giant bird one.  No, you're thinking of the giant moth one, this is the giant pterodan (sic) movie.

Like Gojira before it, Rodan is much about wrestling with the aftereffects of man's use of weapons of mass destruction. Where Gojira takes more of a view on how these horrors impacted Japan and the Japanese people, Rodan posits more the concept of "what is the impact on the world, on Mother Earth? Shouldn't she be angry? How would she defend herself?"

The answer is, basically, by releasing a pair of gigantic, supersonic dinosaurs from beneath the Earth to wreak havoc upon all. Its flapping wings create devastating winds, and the sonic boom it produces in its wake swiftly devastates all in its wake.

Honestly, I found Rodan kind of boring. As much as this is Honda's complete bailiwick, and all the usual great miniatures (and destruction of miniatures) are there, the rodan as creatures (they are a romantically linked pair) are not nearly as compelling as Godzilla, and they don't look nearly as good as vintage big-G.  There aren't really any human characters worth giving a damn about, and the film seems to cycle through them. 

I've seen many, many kaiju films and I typically enjoy them, but this one wasn't doing it for me.

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Sunday, January 1, 2023

I Saw This!! Bid Adieu to '22 (Movie Edition)

I Saw This (double exclamation point) is our feature wherein Kent(me) or Toasty attempt to write about a bunch of stuff they watched some time ago and meant to write about but just never got around to doing so. But we can't not write cuz that would be bad, very bad.  Or, maybe not so bad.  Enh, whatever. It's what we do.

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Fire Island (2022, d. Andrew Anh - Disney+)

Gay romance is still a burgeoning force in mainstream media, and one that it seems Hollywood is still only backing with trepidation, as if they don't truly believe there's an audience for it.  Recent years have seen a few big moves, with Love, Simon, and Call Me By Your Name, and holiday romances like Dashing in December, Single All the Way and Happiest Season. But this year the torch has been lit for gay romcoms with the theatrical release of Billy Eichner's Bros and Fire Island being released on Disney+.  

Fire Island shot out like a signal flare announcing the arrival of comedian Joel Kim Booster as a force to be reckoned with.  Writing and starring in this wreckingly funny and fiercely gay romantic comedy that takes its inspiration from Pride and Prejudice, no less, Booster draws from his own emotional well for his portrayal of Noah, the super-hot underemployed late-20something himbo who is still figuring out his place in the world.  With his regular gang of multicultural friends, they take their annual trip to the Fire Island Pines only to discover that it may be their last trip as they know it.  Noah makes it his mission to get his best friend Howie (Bowen Yang) laid, and vows not to have sex until he does.  Meanwhile he keeps having heated run-ins with Will (Conrad Ricamora) who is a very successful individual with poor social skills, and while the personality clashes is what draws them to each other, the class differences keep coming between them.  

Booster commands this film from moment one, with voice-over narration, with his body, and everything in between.  He's in full control of Noah, attempting to act dumber and more vacuous than he is because it lessens the expectations others have for him, and by proxy what he expects for himself. Yang's Howie is riddled with self-consciousness made worse by his utterly shredded and confident BFF not understanding the differences between them.  That they're both Asian-American and gay has its own deeply rooted impact on their senses of selves and, despite being a commonality, they deal with the prejudice and the complex it manifests quite differently.  Fire Island is exceptionally smart and insightful, with richly drawn characters, and explosively funny situations that never get too unbelievably outlandish.  I quite loved it.

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The Conjuring (2013, d. James Wan - Tubi)


I knew James Wan from his incredibly proficient and joyously outlandish Aquaman and Furious 7, but I had kind of passed over his horror stuff (I think I watched Saw in bits and pieces once).  But after last year's very, very wild Malignant, I realized that maybe Wan's horror keyed more into a comic-book sensibility than a grue and gore one.  A friend had been trumpeting the greatness of the Conjuring series and I made a point to catch the first one once it hit a streaming service again (who knew that would be Tubi).  Long story short, I liked it immensely.  

Wan's incredibly smart set-up for the film builds a whole universe around paranormal investigator couple Ed and Lorraine Warren (Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga) and he wants you to be aware of it.  They have a past, they have a "treasure room", they have traumas, and they have a child which makes them vulnerable.  Lorraine has some form of clairvoyance which is more burden than superpower.  They are sought out by a family experiencing increasingly bizarre and threatening phenomena in their new farm home, including the seeming possession of their daughter. 

The film is as much a procedural as it is a horror film.  It follows the family and really leans into the intensity of the spooks and chills they experience, but it's the Warrens, their process, their crew, their affiliation with the police and their challenging of the evil that engaged me the most.  It taps into a more grandiose look at the supernatural that feels especially heightened, as if the Warrens were John Constantine's parents or something.  Even though I know a whole massive franchise of films had already been built out of this one film, one could sense that there were a whole franchise of films ready to be built out of what Wan constructed here.  Pretty great.

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RRR [aka Rise, Roar, Revolt] (2022, d. S.S. Rajamouli - Netflix)

One of the complaints levelled against Black Panther and its sequel is that for all its anti-colonialism stance, there's not really actually any fighting and/or killing of white oppressors.  RRR, the epic international smash hit action film from India, has no such qualms.

The most expensive Indian-made film yet, RRR is set in the 1920s during the British rule of the Indian subcontinent. A British administrator and his wife (Ray Stevenson and Alison Doody) abduct a young girl skilled at henna from a village for their own private amusement.  The village protector, Khomaram (N.T. Rama Rao Jr.), takes on the mission of retrieving the girl.  The admin is warned of a possible threat, and they task the ambitious officer Raju (Ram Charan) with quashing the threat.  Raju infiltrates some anti-colonialist groups and catches the attention of Khomaram.  The two forge an unlikely friendship, built on lies, but built all the same.

You would think that the film would be leading to Raju's betrayal of Khomaram, but it's really the middle of the second act with Raju's redemption arc rounding out the rest of the act, before leading into an all-out assault on the administrator in the third act, and there's no holding back.

RRR is a big, brassy, playful movie that deals almost exclusively in big swings and going over-the-top.  It is dealing with a particularly fraught time in India's history, and it's dealing with it in a fanstatical way, a way that is more than just revisionist history, it's superhero fan fiction.  The action goes huge, beyond insane a times, circling past ridiculousness and back into awesome territory.  But it's also a heart-swelling, chest-thumping good-guys-vs-bad-guys story that's really quite simple to get behind, and yes, the pink skins are without a doubt the bad guys that you actively are rooting against.  That the bromance is so loaded with homoerotic undertones is just kind of a bonus, with no painful machismo trying to disguise it.  These two men love each other, and will go to such extremes for one another.  It's a romp.  

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Fighting With My Family (2019, d. Stephen Merchant - Amazonprime)

Prior to being cast as the new Black Widow, I didn't really know Florence Pugh from a hole in the ground.  I hadn't really taken note of her in anything in particular and didn't really have much of an opinion on her replacing Scarlett Johansson (except to say that as thoroughly decent a job as ScarJo did as Black Widow, I still never quite felt she sold the "most dangerous woman on the planet" vibe).  Smash cut past a couple appearances as Yelena in Black Widow and Hawkeye and Midsommar, I can say I'm quickly a fan.  She is an incredibly compelling actress, always working on multiple different levels at the same time.  She's an incredibly physical performer, as well as one of the most expressive actors of her generation.

Even still, a WWE-produced wrestling biography?  Sure, it's got a pretty great cast (with Nick Frost and Lena Hedy as the British wrestling family patriarch and matriarch), and yeah, Stephen Merchant has proven himself over and over as a smart, funny writer (if not as known for his directing), but why? What makes this story any more compelling than any other wrestler trying to make it?

The answer is, it's got Stephen Merchant at the helm and it stars Florence Pugh.  It's not that this story couldn't have been made without them, but it'd be much less of a thing. It adeptly presents us with a close-knit wrestling family, the resentment that comes as a result of Saraya being picked for WWE training and not brother Zak, and the tribulations one so young has to face leaving home for an entirely new world.  It's a ridiculously cliche-filled tale, but one that has the truth to back it up, making it shockingly fresh.  Pugh just owns the screen every second she's on it, in full command.  It's the movie that made me realize I would watch her in pretty much anything.

(We agree)

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The Great Race (1965, d. Blake Edwards - Criterion Channel)

Until a few months ago, I wasn't even aware this movie existed.  It's a strange miracle of a production that is quite surely part of an era of cinematic excesses, but results in not another long, sandy Biblical/Historical epic or series of fanciful song-and-dance extravagances, but instead something particularly unique: a living cartoon.  

Many filmmakers have tried over the years to make live action cartoons, mostly by taking a cartoon property and trying to replicate it in live action.  The 90's were rife with these - The Flintstones, Rocky and Bullwinkle, George of the Jungle, Yogi Bear - but none really all that successful, mainly because we have actual cartoons to compare them to.  They're not films that are innovating but rather emulating.

The Great Race was inspired by an actual New York to Paris race in 1908, as well as director Blake's love of slapstick comedy of Laurel and Hardy and the Mark Brothers.  But the result feels less like an homage to cinematic classic comedy than the live action embodiment of Jay Ward Productions cartoons (The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show).  Jack Lemmon plays, Professor Fate, a literal moustache-twirling mad scientist villain in the Snidely Whiplash mold, with Peter Falk playing the more sensible, yet dutiful sidekick, Max.  Everything Professor Fate and Max do is to get the better of his rival, The Great Leslie, which finds Tony Curtis at his most square-jawed, draped in the whitest of whites, the most manicured nails and primped hair, and a smile that literally gleams.  The Great Leslie is the epitome of the cosmopolitan hero, the flawless man, an adventurer so great at adventuring he never gets dirty.  It's clear why Professor Fate hates him so, but Fate's every effort to undermine Leslie backfires on him in spectacular fashion.  So rather than attack him directly yet again, he sets out to best him at his own game, by beating him in a race around the world.  I think worse for ware is Leslie barely even notices Fate, so all of Fate's actions tend to come across as a desperate cry for attention.

This battle of machismo is interrupted by Natalie Wood's Maggie DuBois, who could have just been the token damsel, but Blake and screenwriter Arthur C. Ross make Maggie a modern woman, a suffragette of the era, but also a 60's feminist, drawn in the mould of Nora Charles, a woman who can talk her way into (and out of) pretty much anything.  Maggie is an aspiring reporter who talks her way onto the newspaper staff, and just as quickly onto the assignment of covering The Great Race by entering herself into it, and then managing to still carry on when she quite reasonably shouldn't continue.  

The race takes the quartet of Leslie, Fate, Maggie and Max (as most of the other competitors do not last long) to curiously entertaining places, and, at one point, forces them to all come together to survive on an ice floe when crossing from Alaska to Russia.  The film is perhaps over-extended by its third act, making a detour in the small European kingdom of Carpania, where the perpetually soused crown prince (Jack Lemmon in a second, utterly delightful role) is plotted against, as his backstabbing consorts seek to use Fate's uncanny similarity to undermine the crown. It's at once an utterly unnecessary yet thoroughly entertaining diversion in this 2 1/2 hour film, one that culminates in a ludicrously epic technicolor pie fight (you might be thinking "you've seen one pie fight, you've seen them all"...trust me, if you haven't see this pie fight you just don't know how epic a pie fight can get).

I watched Star Wars about 100 times as a kid.  Had I known about The Great Race I probably would have watched it just as much.   It's a delight from moment one (perhaps the funniest credits sequence besides Monty Python and the Holy Grail) and features a delightful Henry Mancini score.

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He Laughed Last  (1956, d. Blake Edwards - Criterion Channel)

While I've never been much of a fan Edward's various Pink Panther movies, after the joy of The Great Race I thought I'd second visit into Blake Edwards territory.   He Laughed Last is one of his earliest films, and at 75 minutes, it feels interminably long, an elastic of an idea stretched as far as it can go, neither breaking nor returning to shape.

Who is this film's protagonist? The first 20 minutes are completely stolen by Big Dan (played by Fred Flintstone himself Alan Reed) who dies way too soon.  He bequeaths his criminal empire to Rosie (Lucy Marlow), who was just a showgirl at the club Big Dan took a liking to.  This puts her at odds with dopey wannabe mobster Max (Jesse White) who has aspirations of his own.   We spend far too much time with Max and his lame scheming to the detriment of making much of a character out of Rosie, the ostensible protagonist, 

That Rosie gets left all of Big Dan's estate makes thing difficult with her cop boyfriend Jimmy (Richard Long). But we don't really get much hijinks of out-of-her-depth Rosie trying to run the mob operation, most of her scenes deal with her toxic relationship with Jimmy...such a bad relationship.

Marlow is delightful as Rosemary in a turn-on-a-dime performance where she goes from ditsy to swooning to tough-talking in seconds. It would have been far better were the film more focused on Rosie and we could have gotten more Marlow. It's pretty hollow otherwise.  It feels every inch like a studio-demanded production: "We've got this girl Marlow that we want to make a star, but we don't trust her yet, so don't focus too much on her.  Build the picture around her, but let our stable boys like Reed and White do all the heavy lifting  We got this crooner, Frankie Laine signed up, but he's a crap actor, but the dames love his, so make sure he's in here, but mostly singing, not talking.  Bring it in over 70, but under 80, you got two weeks."

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Damn Yankees (1958, d. George Abbott and Stanley Donen - Tubi)

You know, Damn Yankees is one of those titles that has been circling around me my whole life, but I never really stopped to inquire about it. I kind of knew it was a movie that may or may not have been derived from a musical, or stage production of some kind.  I think I assumed it was about the Civil War, but I just didn't know.

I've gotten more appreciative of musicals in general and having explored Bob Fosse's repertoire this past year, I was curious to see Gwen Verdon in the flesh (as opposed to being portrayed by Michelle Williams), so I dove into Damn Yankees and was shocked to find it was a basesball musical about a deal with the devil.  I honestly didn't see that coming at all.

It's a trifle of a story, a flittering whimsy about wish fulfillment. An average middle-aged schlub, Joe Boyd (Robert Shafer) is tired of seeing his beloved Washington Generals lose and so he makes a deal with the devil (Ray Walston) to become the pro-slugger that he always wished he could be, and he's turned into the young, strapping, toe-headed Tab Hunter, under the guise of Joe Hardy. In doing so, he leaves his "old girl", his wife Meg (Shannon Bolin) behind.

He has immediate and massive impact on the success of the Generals, fame and glory are his, but he starts to miss his "old girl", and goes back to see how Meg is doing. Joe's pining for his "old girl", who he made an armchair widow neglecting her for basesball 6 months out of every year, threatens his deal with the devil, and so the devil sets his right hand temptress, Lola, on Joe.  Meg, meanwhile, seems to have no inner life.  Her husband just up and disappeared and she's just putting up a brave front.  Then when Joe Hardy, the new most famous person in town comes and rents a room from her, neighbours begin to talk (if only the story delved into actual conceits of infidelity, with Joe being tempted by Lola, or Meg being very attracted to young Joe....)

But Joe is a good old boy, and in the end, he doesn't want his dreams, just the comfort of the woman he loves, leading to a most bizarre final shot of Shafer and Bolin embracing while behind them Walston jumps up and down in a tantrum that is direly undignified.

The story doesn't really delve too deeply into any internal conflict.  It's not really a look at "settling down" or "lost dreams" or the "seven-year-itch" or any of that.  It doesn't really ever let Joe revel in his successes, and it never lets us even imagine that he's going to stick with his new life. Almost immediately he wants to return to his old one.  He's not even really tempted by Lola, and the production has to do a lot of summersaults in order to make you think the devil might actually win.

I didn't really care for any of the songs (though it was good to finally put classics like "(You Gotta Have) Heart" and "Whatever Lola Wants" in context) and the dancing (for someone who doesn't have much appreciation for it) was fine, sometimes really great (particularly during Two Lost Souls).  Yet, despite my griping, I did quite enjoy it.  Verdon, a handsome woman with a dynamic form and huge presence, is easily the stand-out performer of the piece.  I just think there's more possibility in the story than was actually executed.  

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Confess, Fletch (2022, d. Greg Mottola - rental)

It's been a long, long road to getting a new adaptation of Gregory Macdonald's "Fletch" series, with many, many false starts (I recall a Kevin Smith-helmed, Jason Lee-starring Flech being positioned back in the early 2000's).  Much of the old Chevy Chase Fletch has aged poorly, and Fletch Lives was always an abomination (like 20 novels to adapt and they went with an original story?)

But a new feature from Superbad and Adventureland's Greg Mottola starring Jon Hamm in the title role seems like a natural, sure-fire can't-lose starter to a new, better run of Fletch movies.  However, the studio behind it, Miramax (wait, that still exists?), via Paramount, did very, very little to promote the film.  I only heard about it from Jon Hamm appearing on a podcast.  And by all accounts it sounds like Paramount even buried the film on their Paramount+ streaming service.  It's baffling as to why there was so little confidence in the film.  Did nobody at Paramount watch it?  It's great!

Confess, Fletch is one of the most delightful movie experiences of 2022, with Jon Hamm playing the overconfident, utterly affable Irwin M. Fletcher, former investigative reporter-turned-golddigger/private investigator. He arrives at his rental home in Boston only to find a dead body in the place.  With all the casualness of ordering a pizza, he calls the police (not 9-11) and informs them that a crime has been committed, and he grabs a drink, takes his shoes off, and puts his feet up and waits.

Hamm is a devastatingly handsome man which is only made more potent by his lack of ego and unfailingly playful comedic personality (he's been very entrenched in the L.A. comedy scene for decades, despite not being a comedian, improviser or sketch performer himself).  He's had some incredible comedic turns playing vainglorious idiots and clueless buffoons in Bridesmaids, 30 Rock and The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, but no role has seemed so perfect for him to capitalize upon everything he brings to the table as Fletch.  Hamm's Fletch struts around the world not as if he owns it, but as if he's immune to it.  He's teflon, and nothing bad can ever stick to him.  He thinks himself clever, and he is, just not as clever as he thinks he is, to the point that for all his swirling machinations in Confess, Fletch none of it actually truly matters, and even his solving of the crime is more about his refusal to not interfere in things than it is his deductive ability.  Fletch skates through life as an only a super-handsome white guy can, on a cloud of unearned privilege that gives him the benefit of the doubt...or would have 30 years ago.  Today, Fletch is challenged about his privilege at every turn, though he barely clocks it.  He's not an offensive product of white privilege, as he does, for the most part, try to use it for good, yet Mottola is very savvy in how the lens captures the world's around Fletch's awareness of it.

 On top of being so, so good looking, Hamm is also aging without fear, and even that is brought into his performance of FletchHe's too old to relate to the youth, but not too old as to not try.  His position as a post-Boomer/pre-Gen Xer means he's not old enough to be given a free pass for his transgressions against a changing society, but he's also old enough to not be self conscious about it.  It's like he knows the world is still his oyster, he may never get the pearl, but it's always going to be in view.  

I loved Confess, Fletch.  It's not changing the face of cinema, nor attempting to, but it's just massively entertaining, and simply so, without big pyrotechnics or chase sequences or special effects.  It coasts entirely along based off great performances from Hamm, Marcia Gay Harden, Roy Wood Jr., Annie Mummalo and more, weaving a convoluted mystery that is not meant to be solved so much as unraveled.  We need at least another half dozen of these please.

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Alice, Sweet Alice [aka. Communion aka Holy Terror] (1976, d. Alfred Sole- Xumo)


This was a recommendation from the Roger Avery/Quentin Tarantino podcast Video Archives during their assessment of "American Giallo" (American films that best emulate the Italian hyper-violent murder-mysteries made famous by Dario Argento and Mario Bava)

Once you get past the awkward timing of nearly every scene, there's a rather gripping murder-mystery/suspense thriller here that starts with a child's murder for which another child is blamed. I knew going in that titular Alice wasn't the murderer, but I think if you went in cold, it would only be the first act, at most, that you would suspect Alice of the crime. There really wasn't a bigger plan here to deceive the audience. 

The actual murderer is revealed at the end of the second act, which then spends time with them, givings us some insight into who they are and why they're doing what they're doing. It's a little disjointed from act to act, as the focus shifts from one character to the next, and sadly Alice is pretty much gone from the film's second half, but somehow it all hangs together quite well. 

There are some surprising attacks and murders, and that great, soupy, bright red 70's blood is put to great effect (a great overhead shot of a body laying in the gutter as rain pours down, the blood pool expanding rapidly in the wetness. Director sole may not have been able to draw the most natural performances out of his actors, nor edit the film smoothly, but he knows where to put the camera.   This film revolves a lot around the church, and I don't quite grok the exact message  (except to say that religion creates murderous zealots) but it's obviously not one that thinks highly of Catholicism.

Tuesday, July 12, 2022

House of Bamboo

 

1955, d.  Samuel Fuller (The Big Red One) - CriterionChannel

Hollywood always seems so insistent on remaking classics, usually to lessening effect. It's hard to capture lightning in a bottle twice. So why not spend more time and effort on reworking the noble failures, to take a film with a good concept, but flawed execution, and make a better work out of it?

House of Bamboo is such an intriguing but ultimately inept production that would be served well if remade today with a grittier sensibility and proper follow through on the dominoes that were set up, but never actually included as part of the chain.

I had some serious reservations about a mid50's American-made trans-Pacific crime/suspense flick, but somehow it skates through without being overtly racist. Sexist, yeah, but surprisingly not outwardly racist. It's possible that they may have faked some aspects of Japanese culture figuring a dumb North American audience would never know, but I'm dumb North American audience, and, well, I don't know. Kinda seems to pass the sniff test though, doesn't smell outwardly funky.

What is sadly funky, not in the cool way, is the awful narration (sounds like one of the guys who made a living at narrating grade school film strips about science or agriculture) that top ends the film. It's mostly put there to calm any panicky 1950's North American viewers made immediately uncomfortable with the unfamiliar surroundings of Japan by chiming in and explaining where they are and what is happening and who's who for the first 10 minutes. 

This film is about an undercover military officer who infiltrates a murderous gang of American bandits looting, robbing, and heisting, but also becomes involved romantically with a dead gang member's Japanese wife, in a go-nowhere romantic subplot that, by all conventions of traditional cinematic crime narratives, should have involved her being in some form of peril, and at the film's resolution having to decide to stay in Japan or go with our hero Unsolved Mysteries, to America. Neither of these things happen. The third act pretty much forgets she exists, very much to its detriment.

The big boss of the crime gang is the worst crime boss this side of an 80's cartoon he's Cobra Commander or Skeletor-level inept. He's constantly defying his own rules, and overlooking the most obvious clues, just to keep our hero, Unsolved Mysteries, around, when he should just be super suspicious all the time. The final act finds him setting up a brilliant last-minute plan to kill our hero, Unsolved Mysteries, only to have it backfire on him so spectacularly all he can really do is go on a shooting rampage at a carnival with a video game gun that never runs out of bullets. What's your plan buddy? 

There's was a pretty good set up for some serious intensity when our hero, Unsolved Mysteries, asks the wife to deliver a message for him to his handler, only for her to be spied by gang member Bones McCoy, and the end result is...nothing. No stakes. This movie seems entirely too worried about anyone's blood pressure rising so it never even tries. But it's all there, ready for someone to make a legit thriller out of. Or is this what Tokyo Vice is based off of? I haven't seen it.


Wednesday, May 20, 2020

12 for 12: it's like 10 for 10 but longer

[10 for 10 12 for 12, that's 10 12 movies which we give ourselves 10 12 minutes apiece to write about.  Part of our problem is we don't often have the spare hour or two to give to writing a big long review for every movie or TV show we watch.  How about a 10 12-minute non-review full of half-remembered scattershot thoughts? Surely that's doable?   ]

You would think that stuck in quarantine I would have nothing better to do than trade reviews with Toasty every day.  To be honest, nothing would be better than that.  Alas. I still have job. I still have kids.  I still have family. I still have life to attend to even though life seems to have shut down for many.  I'm lucky, I suppose, to be so busy, but downtime would be good.  Escape would be good.  Some of these films provided a modicum of escape, some felt like a prison themselves.

In this [extended] edition:
  1. Aladdin (2019) Disney+
  2. Sword of Trust (2019) Netflix
  3. Uncut Gems (2019) Netflix
  4. Starfish (2019) Amazonprime
  5. The Phantom Thread (2017) Netflix
  6. Dark Phoenix (2019) Crave
  7. The Art of Self-Defense (2019) Crave
  8. Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) Crave
  9. The Kid Who Would Be King (2019) Crave
  10. Sleeping Beauty (1959) Disney+
  11. Tangled (2010) Disney+
  12. My Spy (2020) AmazonPrime
....und... gehen!

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I wasn't a big fan of Disney's animated rebirth in the 90's.  It all seemed like cutesy, sing-songy, little girl shit to my edgy, nerdy teenage self at the time.  By the time I graduated to adulthood, I'd met enough women who lurrrved those films that I changed my tune, of only for their sakes.  Honestly, I still never watched them.  I think I had The Little Mermaid thrust upon me and that was quite enough.  So the original Aladdin (which I *thought* I recently covered but turns out I neglected to write about) held no special place for me.  Therefore there was no true fanboy disdain for any kind of live-action remake, but also there was absolutely zero enthusiasm.  If I gave this a shot, it's because I was once a big fan of both Will Smith and Guy Ritchie so, you know, why not.  Plus the actor playing the titular character (Mena Massoud) is a good Canadian boy, so why not show a little pride.  Plus, it's Disney+...I'm already paying for it, might as well make the best of it, right?

Anyway.  It's fine. Will Smith as the genie, well, he's no Robin Williams, but that's probably a good thing. Watching the animated Aladdin was kind of horrifying, with Williams pulling out one dusty old pop-culture reference after another.  I mean, even the parents of kids watching that film in the 90's would find those corny ass impersonations/references dated, right?  For some reason, people gave Williams a free pass for this kind of crap, because his manic energy would move so fast through these "jokes" that there wasn't time to register the corniness.  Smith, on the other hand, plays it charming, if a bit goofy, but still with heart and smoothness.  The man is still a star, and the screen really does shine brightly with him on it.

Massoud and Naomi Scott are both really, really good in their roles.  They have great chemistry and strong voices.  In fact the whole cast acquits themselves nicely bringing a cartoon to live action, grounding it with a more reality-based focus, while still playing with a heightened, animated (probably more theatrical) zip.  I would have enjoyed it far more if it wasn't a downright ghastly CGI mess.  Good lord it's an ugly, ugly, ugly film. The costuming is nice, the tangible sets, not bad at all, the fake world surrounding it was headache inducing-nightmare stuff. 

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As I write this I just learned earlier in the day that this film's director, Lynn Shelton, tragically passed away.  It should have no bearing on what I have to say about the movie, but I find myself tremendously sad.  Shelton was a talented writer/director on a number of small-budget films (I'm not sure if they're classified as "mumblecore" or not) as well as episodes of great shows like The Good Place, GLOW, and Mad Men. 

Sword of Trust came to my attention via Marc Maron, whose podcast, WTF I have been listening to almost since its inception about a decade ago.  Maron has become a favourite comedian of mine since taking up the podcast, and his personal journey from junkie asshole to top-tier comedian/rehabilitated not-that-bad-a-guy has been a thoroughly enjoyable redemption story in real life.  Maron having developed a likeable on-screen persona as well in his own sitcom Maron, as well as on GLOW has made him someone I actively root for to succeed, because I know he appreciates the success and he works hard for it. 

Sword of Trust is a largely improvised movie with Maron as its co-lead with Michaela Watkins and Jillian Bell.  Watkins and Bell are a couple who inherit a sword, which they learn is a piece of...let's say...alt-right alt-history.  There's a whole underground (percolating above ground these days) reality of alt-right, alt-history that this film is exploring, that dangerous world of Civil War deniers and just, you know, flagrant racists and MAGA turds.  This sword they bring to Maron's pawn shop and the three of them, along with Maron's hapless assistant (Jon Bass) attempt to negotiate this distasteful and ugly underbelly to profit off their own stupidity.  It's a farcical romp that at times hits the heights you hope it hits, but often sits just a shade or two below mellow too often.  The third act is a real comedic gem of genuine twists and turns that make for a truly entertaining picture.

It seems that Maron and Shelton started a relationship as a result of this film and I've enjoyed hearing Maron talk about his life experiences with Shelton on the show in the past year.  They sound like two middle-age people who found a good groove with each other and were really digging it.  In the film, Shelton plays Maron's ex, a junkie who still tries to worm her way into his life, and it's perhaps my favourite part of the film, the goddamn heart that Maron's character shows, even though he knows how painful life with this woman is.  It's a great performance drawn from a director whose work I should've paid more attention to, but will rectify.

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There are people who worship the ground the Safdie Brothers, directors of Uncut Gems, walk on.  I get it, they are undeniably talented.  I could not watch this film. 

I have difficulty with characters who can't see themselves for who they are, and as a result just continually dig deeper and deeper holes for themselves, eventually collapsing the ground around them, threatening to suck everyone around them in the hole with them.  Howard Ratner is such a person.  He's a jeweler in New York City catering to a high-end crowd with a sort of low-end disposition.   He's also a gambling junkie.  And I mean junkie.  He can't help himself and that the film even contemplates having us ride along with him on his journey to finding redemption with a successful bet, rather than any form of acknowledgement of his issues makes for unbearable watching.

We come into Howard's life with it already out of control.  He's fending off collection agents (the kind who bust up body parts), while wheeling and dealing famous basketball player Kevin Garnett in his office.  He has this specific uncut gem which he believes will solve all his problems, but the problem is how unaware of his problems he really is.

Navigating Howard's life is one shit-show after another, awkward and intense to the point that I had to fast forward through entire scenes to release the tension.  The Safdie Bros. certainly know what they're doing in this regard, and they draw one hell of a performance out of Adam Sandler, he's in practically every frame of the film.  But as remarkable as it all is, it's brutally difficult to watch and even more difficult to enjoy.  I admire it, certainly, it's expertly crafted, but woof, not a ride I ever want to get on again.

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I wish I could remember Starfish more than I do, because the impression I have was that I liked it.  The reality is I don't really recall what happens in the film.  It's a low-budget, indie end-of-the-world type story but the specifics are almost all gone from my brain.  Off to wikipedia for a refresher, to see if that sparks some memories (of course, it also eats into my 12 minutes of review time).

Okay, no entry on wikipedia, but here's what IMDB had to tell me about the film: "A unique, intimate portrayal of a girl grieving for the loss of her best friend, which just so happens to take place on the day the world ends."

If I remember correctly, it's a real mood piece, with Virginia Gardner (Marvel's Runaways) having broken into her best friend's apartment over a restaurant following the funeral.  While there she discovers a few disconcerting things she didn't know about her friend, like a rather elaborate radio set-up and a series of cassette tapes that seem pointedly directed towards her.

The next morning she awakens to find the streets deserted, save for one person who issues a warning, and then she sees... something... a savage blur that horrifies her.  The cassettes and the radio lead her to a deeper understanding of her situation, both her literal and metaphorical situation. 

The film is full of tones and noise in place of an instrumental soundtrack, and it's a surreal mood piece for sure.  It's effective and evocative but, obviously, not quite memorable enough.  The style of the film was probably my favourite part.  It seemed modern day, but small town, stuck in the 1980's modern day... a world where the world passed it by.  It's an effective way to create surreality for sure, when the TV is an old picture tube and cassettes are still very much at its core.

I may want to watch this again some time.  Maybe let it sink in more.  I know it's a metaphor for grief, but I'm not quite sure exactly what it's saying about it...or at least I don't remember if I got it.

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I was big into Paul Thomas Anderson, particularly in the 90's as one of my formative directors, and I was with him up until There Would Be Blood.  After that, I just fell behind.  Apparently The Master is another masterpiece but Inherent Vice is impenetrable.  Both seem like difficult films to sit through.  I sat on The Phantom Thread for a couple years as well, not knowing when I would be in the mood for... well, whatever it was about.  I never was clear on the fact.  For some directors, you should just trust them and see what they present.  Obviously I have issues with trusting Anderson.

But I shouldn't.  The Phantom Thread is a curious slow burn of a movie, about a respectable, well established fashion designer in (I want to say) mid-50's London.  The British-y named Reynolds Woodcock (Daniel Day-Lewis) is a man focused almost exclusively on his craft.  He takes on lovers, but they eventually leave (or rather, are dismissed) once they want more than to just fit into his routine... his very specific and established routine.  It seems like a common, and comfortable cycle for him, his romantic muses, easily discarded, until Alma (Vicky Crieps).   He meets her upcountry, a waitress, not stand-out attractive nor at all glamorous, but something strikes him very specifically about her and he woos her.  She allows herself to be wooed.

But Reynold's need for control over every aspect of his life (and that which he doesn't have control of he defers to his sister/manager Cyril - an amazing Lesley Manville) doesn't suit Alma at all, and as she begins to assert some ownership over their relationship, it causes immense strife in Reynold's life... he cannot create, he cannot function as normal. It gets to a point where he just needs this obstruction out of his life.  But she won't go, and how it plays out is twisted, poetic, kind of funny, in a weird way just, but also a little evil.

I had forgotten how subtly warped Anderson's work can be, and Day-Lewis laps up this kind of material like a cat at a milk bowl.  Crieps goes toe-to-toe with Day-Lewis, and even then, Manville still upstages them both.  These are remarkable performances.

Honestly, this feels like a film that sits right in between The Lobster and The Favourite, two films from director Yorgos Lanthanimos.  I don't know if that means Lanthanimos is cribbing hard from Anderson, or if Anderson, watching Dogtooth and the like is taking new inspiration from one of the best new(ish) directors in the game.  Either way, it's all welcome.  Time to see The Master methinks.

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This poster...literally 10x cooler
than anything in the film

(Okay losing time, gotta speed this up)
What a fucking nothing film Dark Phoenix is.  The final film in Fox's X-Men franchise before being acquired by Disney did nothing to redeem the series after the disaster that was both X-Men: Apocalypse and the last shitty retelling of the Dark Pheonix saga in X-Men: The Last Stand.  

There's something inherently broken in these X-Men movies, yet they somehow have managed to squeak out about four or five very entertaining movies and even one watershed superhero film in Logan (I acknowledge its place in the superhero pantheon even if I don't love it because I'm not *that* invested in Wolverine).  I think it has to do with 1) needing  to have either Wolverine or Magneto or both in every film and 2) catering to the star power of the actors involved.  X-Men come an go, there's no need to keep Mystique around for a 4th FILM! As An X-Man! AS THE LEADER OF THE X-MEN!!!  What is happening?

Anyway, this film find Jean Grey (Sophie Turner getting a spotlight she *could* hold if this film knew who it's central character was) infested with the Phoenix Force.  It's done bad things, and it's now doing more bad things and Jean is out of her mind.  There's some aliens, led by Jessica Chastain, who seemingly have no stakes-raising purpose but they're here, causing trouble and manipulating Jean.  I'm still not quite clear why...whether it's revenge or to harness her power, or both?

And then Magneto for some reason has to be involved.  And the X-Men kids who were introduced in the last film, some of them anyway...Cyclops, Nightcrawler, Storm, they're all chasing after Jean but we have no real emotional investment in these people.  What does this movie want to tell us, how does it want us to feel.  It's telling a story, but for who and why?

It looks fine, everyone performs well, but it serves almost no purpose.  It's not trying to correct any mistakes from Apocalypse (except not having Bryan Singer back) and it's not propelling the X-Men forward in any logical way.  It just seems like it's biding time...and if you have time to bide, this will help you bide it, if you want.  Just don't expect to care, like, at all.

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We all have those actors who we just don't like for whatever reason.  Maybe it was something they did in their personal life, or personally to you, or a story you heard second hand, or maybe it's just the way they act, or perhaps something about them just annoys you.  Jesse Eisenberg is easily in my top 5, perhaps even number 1 on my list of actors I can't stand to watch in movies* (*not an actual list I maintain).  It's maybe better said that he's an actor that's actively a deterrent for me to see a film.

Just something about that guy.  The way his nervous energy controls his performances in some films, but then becomes shaky smarminess in others, they're flip sides of an unpleasant coin.  But I must acknowledge he's good at those things.  He really is.  He's built more for the former than the latter, but he's good at both.  I just don't like watching it.

And yet, The Art of Self-Defense is fantastic! I loved this film, and Eisenberg was a big part of what I loved about it.  I mean the film is kind of ridiculous but Eisenberg's anxious nature totally grounds the ridiculousness, and is absolutely essential for its success.

The crux is Eisenberg plays Casey, a Jesse Eisenberg-type character who gets pushed around everywhere he goes.  One night he gets mugged.  Not just mugged but the absolute shit kicked out of him by a motorcycle/dirtbike/moped gang.  After recovering he's an even bigger wreck than before, but he finds karate, run by an alpha aggro zen master (yes, very oxymoronic) who takes a shining to him and entices him into the fold.  Over a few weeks, Casey begins to establish some self confidence (you know, like the normal type a regular person would have) but he's still a bit of a dork around everyone.  Then he's brought into the night classes and things start to spiral in very unexpected ways.

Correction.  The way they spiral out is totally expected, predictable for the most part, except if it wasn't Eisenberg.  You keep thinking this guy is way in over his head, he's never going to get out.  That's what he brings, a grounded sensibility so that the absurd remains a surprise even if expected.

This is the second feature for Riley Stearns and he shows definite control over every aspect of storytelling, from pacing and framing, to aesthetic and style.  It's so expertly crafted.  It's a strange beast, not exactly funny, but too off kilter to be dramatic.  It's kind of Charlie Kaufman-esque but more controlled in how esoteric it gets... it never quite goes too far.  I kind of loved it, in spite of myself.  And now Eisenberg has Vivarium out which looks right up my ally...I may have to reconsider my stance.

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I was SO ready for Godzilla: King of the Monsters.  Taking what Gareth Edwards gave us in the first film, with more worldbuilding teases from Kong: Skull Island, and the promise of MONSTER FIGHTS GALORE!  I was ready.  Big budget Godzilla here we come!  There's no way this could be a let down.

Except.

Jesus.

What the hell happened here?  We're introduced at the start to Vera Farmiga (ugh, she's in the top 5 list mentioned previously) and her daughter  (Millie Bobbie Brown) at an isolated research station where she's studying the giant monsters, the kaiju, and has developed a sonar that seems to interact with them.  Then Charles Dance shows up and kidnaps them.  We don't see them again for a good long while.

Instead we meet Kyle Chandler, her estranged husband who takes photos of nature, and he's been recruited by the Monarch Group (a great assortment of actors - including Ken Watanabe, Sally Hawkings, Bradley Whitford and even Thomas Middleditch) none of whom we give a crap about because the film doesn't know how to use them for anything other than exposition or speechifying.  There's so much speechifying in this damn movie.  For a film about giant monsters fighting, it's awfully tedious.

The film tries to hard to be more than what it needs to be.  It delivers the monster fights, but it doesn't know how to use them properly.  It continues to deliver us bullshit deviations from the monster fight to whatever personal human stakes there are for characters we haven' t had any reason to care about.

It's a notably expensive looking movie, and the concepts should work, but they're executed so poorly.  Monarch should be an awesome, exciting organization that we as the audience want to be a part of, that we want to be inside of, but most of the time we just want to get to the monsters because we're given nothing of interest in that world.  There's a group out to further the destruction of humanity,but they're given no real gravitas.  In the face of Godzilla, Mothra, King Ghidorah and Rodan, who cares about some eco terrorists?  Well, we should but the film just expects us to hate them but we know them only about as well as the good guys.

There's an attempt at world/universe building but it comes at the expense of good characterization.  Hell, this film has O'Shea Jackson Jr. and he's treated like a glorified extra.  What a bummer of a film.  I only hope they have their shit together for Kong vs Godzilla next year (and if it is good, it's the saving grace that the studio didn't even bother to wait for the crummy box office returns and bad reviews of this one before it pushed ahead with the big crossover).

Love those Japanese posters though.

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I was really rooting for Joe Cornish to really storm the scene with his second directorial feature.  Attack the Block was such a tremendous homage to 80's sci-fi monster horror, while also being exceptionally modern, funny, and, in its own way, magical. Add to that his predecessor work on screenplays with Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright that really showed his understanding of how to play with genre that both advances it and respects its roots, and I was certain his sophomoric effort was going to be gold.  Even after the fine but not glowing reviews for The Kid Who Would Be King came out I still hoped that there was magic that people just weren't seeing laying within.

Turns out, no, it's pretty much what was being said.  It's charming, but slight.  It's playing with Arthurian legends and transposing them into a modern setting, and it's been tried a dozen times and never ever works.  Something about Arthurian legend just seems to be box office poison no matter who is cast or how much money you throw behind it.

This one, at least, has some winning elements, with a young cast that acquits itself very very nicely.  Young Louis Ashborne Serkis (he looks like Andy Serkis's kid because he is Andy Serkis' kid) holds the lead here as Alex, a nerdy, bullied kid who is suddenly called upon by Merlin (co-played by Patrick Stewart and the marvelous Angus Imrie) to be the champion the world needs now.  Alex has a whole fantasy story about what his life should be, and about the father he never knew.  Merlin's narrative plays into this, and his quest to save the world seems aligned with his quest to find his father.

The story meanders a bit here or there and never ramps up to the grand scale adventure it really wants to be.  Cornish seems to be once again trying for an 80's genre here, a mix of "neon fantasy" and "kids adventure", like Krull mashed with The Goonies... he gets about 70% of the way there, but it just never seems to gel.  Perhaps I'm too old, or perhaps storytelling has just changed, or perhaps it's just subject matter.  If anything I think Cornish needed to add more style to the mix, something visual or maybe even audio to the whole thing to pep it up a bit. 

It's resoundingly solid kids entertainment as is, but I feel like it should be one step beyond that coming from Cornish.

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The classic Disney animated Sleeping Beauty.  What can you say about a classic like this.  It's stunning.  It's beautiful.  The animation, isn't timeless, it's of it's time and it's perfection, the epitome of the best of its era. 

And it's dreadfully boring.

My daughter and I both fell asleep watching this fairy tale bide its time as it tries to pad out 20 minutes worth of story over its 75 minutes by way of long drawn-out sequences that lead nowhere and provide nothing but visual stimuli accompanied by the most conventional of scores.

The singing (I hesitate to even call them "songs") are anachronistic even for 1959.  It's warbling crooning that was already on the outs with kids (not that I think a Chuck Berry song would have fit any better), but it's all so lilting and stilted.

I liked some of the comedic asides, like the war over a blue or pink dress, or the king and the father of the prince his daughter is to marry having a playful duel of words that turns sour, then friendly again.  I'm not so sure about the repeated turns to the drunkard, although that kind of humour certainly had its place in Vaudeville and depression-era comedy, but it seems aberrant for '59.

I dunno man.  My daughter says that Maleficent is better than this.  But this is a classic, right?  And yet, I find myself thinking that, well, she's kind of right.  The animation is still stunning, but it's not enough.  There's zero character or relationship building here to cling to.

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Tangled is another "classic" Disney animated movie I hadn't previously seen, because I remember that at the time it was released I was wondering why Disney was stubbing its toe on CGI animation when Pixar was already killing it.  Basically I dismissed Tangled as an also-ran.

Because it is.

But it's also very entertaining.

Had this been a Pixar release, especially coming on the heels of WALL-E and Up, I would have been tremendously disappointed.  But in a post Cars 2/Brave/Good Dinosaur world, Pixar isn't the infallible entertainment beast it once was, and Disney's original animation arm has given us Zootopia, Wreck-It Ralph and Big Hero 6 among others that are perhaps not equal to Pixar's upper tier, but certainly second-level goodness.  Tangled for sure fits on that shelf alongside them.

In fact, Tangled feels like a classic Disney princess tale for the modern (erm, previous) decade.  It's the princess Rapunzel kidnapped as a baby, kept secluded in a tower so that her wicked (and very passive agressive) mother figure can use her magic hair to keep her young.  Meanwhile the roguish thief Flynn Ryder is on the run having stolen the royal crown, when he encounters Rapunzel.  Their dynamic is fiery and feisty, with Mandy Moore and Zachary Levi bringing a delightful jauntiness to the proceedings.

There's romance, a bit of action, and a simple but worthy bit of emotional manipulation as well as a kind of great character in Maximus, a guard's horse who seems more competent and determined in the pursuit of Flynn than any human.  It's certainly got its charms and I find it far more palatable than most of the Disney princess oeuvre.

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I'm not sold on Dave Bautista as the "charismatic leading man", even though I've been quite accepting of him as a charismatic supporting player.  He just doesn't command a scene as well as he can interrupt one. 

In My Spy, Bautista plays a badass CIA agent who, well, isn't doing his job properly when he's acting all badass.  He's on thin ice, in fact, in jeopardy of losing his job.  He's given a fairly simple assignment and given a dorky tech partner  (Kristen Schaal) who is just professionally enamored with him.  He's bored and out of his element spying on a single mom and her daughter, anticipating her dead husband's brother, the bad guy, will be reaching out to her.  Schaal wants him to train her while they're doing little but observing and reporting but he has no respect for her.

Chloe Coleman is the little girl, probably 10-ish, and an outcast at the school she's only just started attending.  She's whip-smart and finds out that there are two CIA spies watching her.  So she starts manipulating them into helping her.  Inevitably they bond, Bautista the loner and this latchkey kid.  As well, she starts attempting to set Bautista up with her mother and they both falling for it.  Yes, it's pretty much paint by numbers plotting with the only "new" being the personalities involved.

Young Coleman and Schaal basically take command of most scenes in the film.  Bautista isn't uncomfortable, but he's definitely leaning on them to keep things from falling flat.

It's almost a kid's movie but revels in violence and swearing is soooo casual that it seems like it's only accidentally a kid's movie.  Mostly it's fine. There's a few little chuckles, just as many eye rolls,  and one tiny little feel, but it's also wildly unmemorable and certainly inessential viewing.